Full list of Jobjects (Jean objects) 7:01 Jed/Jovers 10:54 Jilverware/Jutter dish/Japkin holder/various other Jishes 11:26 Jair 16:39 JABLE!!! 17:49 Jools (not officially listed as Jobjects, but clearly related to the Jable) All in all, not as many as I thought there were. But, it was still enough to inspire me!
So fun fact, the stairs at 16:18 are an actual stair design from a time where people believed witches existed. They believed that witches could not climb up these kinds of stairs.
@@mlpfanboy1701 Yeah but they were like “There’s no way a witch could fly up here, it’s too narrow.” And also, the reason bristle brooms became flat like they are now is because people believed witches could not fly with a flat-bristled broom.
@ravenpapa27 The accused Witch: You’ve summoned a hanging gallows out of no where, instantly? I say you’re the witch! Angry stair-carpenter heading a mob of villagers, wielding torches and pitchforks: *surprised Pikachu face*
May I recommend watching the 2003 live action Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat movie with Mike Myers? It's so bad but also a super memorable part of anyone childhood.
This is quality Microwave Society content. I felt every emotion possible watching this video😂. "I've never seen anything worse than this....nevermind" literally me😂
i love when josiah goes to draw more lines at the end and jude just shouts "YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO, WE CAN SEE IT", and how bren just screams instead of saying anything
Fun fact about those stairs that look impossible to go up (16:18), those are apparently built so witches can’t climb up them, but honestly who can climb up them?
11:38 as someone who has a father that installs base and molding for a living and even works with him from time to time and knows exactly how to install it perfectly I can just say that that is just hard to look at
I noticed something. 11:11 There are three of them. Jude left. They look at the light switch photo. There are three places. One is missing. Coincidence? I think not.
First, it was The Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2 movie review. Now, it was this video's turn to give me a heart attack. Freaking J A I R, J A B L E, AND *J I L V E R W A R E*
I can unfortunately say that the sponge drawer at 2:05 isn't bad initial design, it's what happens when you upgrade appliances from the '60s and realize the hookups in the back are just SLIGHTLY larger on the new model. I have to actually pull the knobs off my stove to open that drawer.
11:21 I worked at Menards in the electrical department and we sold a type of wall plate were you could build a custom plate to fit your needs and it'd look a lot more seamless than this, you could also get just a three gang plate a switch blank-filler
10:18 I just got this super inspiring advertisement that I had the option to skip, but it was so good that I watched the whole thing and the first thing I see afterward is THAT
3:27 Microwave Society: Your next line is "Actually, that's just the heat melting the asphault!" Me: Actually, that's just the heat melting th-NANI?!?!?!
You guys will hate this: My sister's fiancé's dad has a full suit, made entirely of *DENIM.* It's from the 70's, he still wears it to parties & everything!
16:40 that's too small to be a jable, that's the *jounter* Edit: If you guys want another weird account to look at, might I suggest f*cked up food on Twitter. The name explains it all, just really weird looking food but there's some edible looking food as well
Fun fact about those stairs at 16:30 those stairs were specifically designed back in the early 1800s for which hunting legend says witches could not walk up those stairs so if you were unable to walk you would be marked as a witch and killed
@@menzel17 Yeah, but the DTV movies would be "better" for this channel because they've got so many bizarre moments. I'd recommend they watch Freaky Fusion or 13 Wishes just to see how bonkers things would get
4:26 When I was a toddler or early child I used to bite the edges of our house’s walls. I don’t know why I did that, but there’s bite marks everywhere.
I absolutely loved this video. The japkin holder, the jutter plate, the coffee cup, the plates! All of these jeans inspired products are awesome. My mom used to hand paint ceramics that looked exactly like that for her clients. lol All of those dishes would go great with that bed set and chair! I love this style of video.
16:30 This is actually called a witches staircase or something similar, the belief of this is that witches couldn't go up the stairs if they were staggered
13:57 that """barn door""" is gonna be even worse though, cuz at least the curtains dont weigh much, but the door is gonna genuinely scrape the everloving hell out of it. fuckin fire hazard shit
12:29 this looks so similar to the house I grew up in and the way it was structured I think it IS the house I grew up in. Those upward facing flaps are shelves if I remember right.
the stairs at 16:30 are called witches' stairs. This is a real thing that people believed witches couldn't climb up because they (and I kid you not) didn't have toes.
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Full list of Jobjects (Jean objects)
7:01 Jed/Jovers
10:54 Jilverware/Jutter dish/Japkin holder/various other Jishes
11:26 Jair
16:39 JABLE!!!
17:49 Jools (not officially listed as Jobjects, but clearly related to the Jable)
All in all, not as many as I thought there were. But, it was still enough to inspire me!
jim jreally jlad jeans jare jetting jmore jrecognition jon jthe jinternet jowadays, ji jpersonally juse jthe jilverware at jdinner jparties jor jwhen jfamily jcome jover 😊👖❤️❤️🤤
@@fIamingoslefttoe i hate you and that comment took so long to read.
@@fIamingoslefttoe JAMN
@@fIamingoslefttoe JAMN BOY
Honorable mention the tred
How perfect is it when Jude leaves a picture of two light switches with a third one missing shows up.
symbolism
*# D E E P*
Perfect.
The way they occasionally cut to Jude's empty chair while they commentated added an extra touch of hysterics for me and I love it.
Ah yes
Jude: OCD
Josiah: Somewhat sane
Brendan: *s o u t h e r n*
josiah: LINES
yeah right bruv
@BraidenNo20 the jable
as a random southern dude i can confirm this.
@@edvazquez8236 the jutter holder
So fun fact, the stairs at 16:18 are an actual stair design from a time where people believed witches existed. They believed that witches could not climb up these kinds of stairs.
Neither could non-witchs, or anything at night. Also don’t they also believe witches could fly?
@@mlpfanboy1701 Yeah but they were like “There’s no way a witch could fly up here, it’s too narrow.” And also, the reason bristle brooms became flat like they are now is because people believed witches could not fly with a flat-bristled broom.
@ravenpapa27 The accused Witch: You’ve summoned a hanging gallows out of no where, instantly? I say you’re the witch!
Angry stair-carpenter heading a mob of villagers, wielding torches and pitchforks: *surprised Pikachu face*
nobody could climb those stairs
@@spingleboygle sure they could! They just had to do it carefully.
14:30 the way he just stares for 3 seconds and screams out of sheer FEAR makes my soul leave my body.
This just shows what Bob the Builder could really do with no restraint.
They always asked "can we do it" but never stopped to think "should we do it"
@@amneenja5720 LOL
Plot twist: bob the builder built the backrooms
@@ukrainiansturgeon8561 OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE????
one guy has the power to make every object jeans
what a hero
Super Jan
All the villains were laughing until Super Jan turned the Joker into jeans...
Best Jeanist 👀
Juperhero
Nah man heroes make sandwiches
The Jicrowave Society
Normalize upholstering various mundane objects in denim
Licrowave Society
@@morphinelover what for like licorice objects?
@@glasshorse6893 ye
Picrowave Society (plastic microwave)
Uricrowave society (Uranium 235 microwave)
Finally, we get the official Josiah shower curtain reveal. Another landmark for MWS lore.
Josiah slander...
How will this affect the Microwave Society Cinematic universe?
Josiah’s shower curtain is it going to fight the Jed….. but this is just speculation
I haven’t watched the video yet and im scared
put in code ''69420'' for a free MWS shower curtain
May I recommend watching the 2003 live action Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat movie with Mike Myers? It's so bad but also a super memorable part of anyone childhood.
There’s a reason they’ve been avoiding this movie. The exact sesame reason they’ve been avoiding The Bee Movie and Boss Basy
Ooh sesame reason sounds delicious
What a gentleman. 👌
yes
That was my favorite bad movie as a kid
Bren yelling, "It's the J(object)!" is the highest tier of comedy
The Jobject
shut up you jouch
THE JOBJECT
Bren, god of denim.
Jren
We need an entire episode of them reacting to jean objects.
Jobjects
@@wafflecult27 that's exactly what I was gonna jomment XD
And also I see Kirby Kirby Kirby that's your name should know Kirby Kirby Kirby he's a star to show
@@submarine001 Jirby (Jean Kirby)
Petition starts here
This is quality Microwave Society content. I felt every emotion possible watching this video😂. "I've never seen anything worse than this....nevermind" literally me😂
Never heard Josiah laughed this hard 7:02
He cackles like a witch, it's great.
Is the jean pocket the blanket or is it just the full mattress sheet to make it like a Jean pocket?
Sounds like a ghoul frankly
IT’S THE JED!!!!!!
His sudden outburst made me die as well. The *Jed*
i love when josiah goes to draw more lines at the end and jude just shouts "YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO, WE CAN SEE IT", and how bren just screams instead of saying anything
"It's like 90 degrees!"
Congrats on your room being constructed without needing to resort to Josiah's lines tool...
Oh my god, get the hell outta here! That took me longer than I'm willing to admit to get.
@@Dargonhuman tell me what the joke is cause i'm completely lost lol
@@montymole2 90 degrees can be temperature or angle.
@@Dargonhuman usually i like bad puns, this one does not make me laugh though
@@montymole2 well you did ask, but don't complain about it to me, I didn't make it.
Fun fact about those stairs that look impossible to go up (16:18), those are apparently built so witches can’t climb up them, but honestly who can climb up them?
How does that stop witches?
@@KrugerBabadook apparently it’s to confuse them so they can die when they fall of it if they attempt to climb it
@@sonicthehedgehog6505 I can't tell if that explanation is real or not
It’s real, and it’s fucking stupid
It's not, the whole Witches Stairs thing is just a myth, they were just there to save space in more narrow homes.
you can just see how Jude is constantly losing his sanity
3:02 Bren’s amused yet highly exasperated exhale upon seeing the squiggly road lines. That’s all
You can see the pain on his face. The despair
Fr
10:56 JUTTER DISH 🤣🤣 I litterally spit my water all over my screen this is so freakin funny 🤣🤣
I will but get it
“The door is a vampire now”
Me:doorbius
HAHAHAHA
it's doorbin' time.
@@NoedigJK471 Never gonna Doorb you up
11:38 as someone who has a father that installs base and molding for a living and even works with him from time to time and knows exactly how to install it perfectly I can just say that that is just hard to look at
You’d have to have the Jheets and Jovers with matching Jillow Cases on the truck bed or I wouldn’t sleep in it.
jillow jaces*
I noticed something.
11:11
There are three of them. Jude left. They look at the light switch photo. There are three places. One is missing.
Coincidence? I think not.
Maybe it’s because Jude left to use the bathroom and the third light switch that was missing went to the bathroom as well, I think.
I also noticed something.
11:11
Coincidence? Probably.
(don’t quote me on this, but I’m bad at quoting.)
First, it was The Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2 movie review. Now, it was this video's turn to give me a heart attack.
Freaking J A I R, J A B L E, AND *J I L V E R W A R E*
Don't forget the J E D
it was JUTTERDISH for me
@@bethmcblaze Holy crap, how could I forget jutterdish? Truly the dish of all time.
15:09 is my fav josiah moment tbh
ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ ᵈᵒʷⁿ
16:27 you know it's gonna be good when the Hall of the Mountain King drops in
If the door got bitten by a vampire, does that make it doorbius?
YES
No. But if Dora the Explorer got bitten by a vampire, she would be Dorbius.
jorbius
This truly shows we live in a Society
A Microwave Society
yes
A Microwave Society
no we live in a microwave
@BlissyTheBlackBerryKoopa *ding!*
14:30 his decent from happiness to pain in the span of half a second kills me
14:29 such a genuine scream of pain😂 I rewatched this too many times
6:47 "no it's just heaven outside"
Tbf, that's what you'd probably end up seeing if you went out that door
Tried*
13:30 i feel like that would fit perfectly inside a Ninja Turtle lair lol
13:00 "I've never something worse than this" famous last words
Bren is really good at death and sewer slide jokes
I can unfortunately say that the sponge drawer at 2:05 isn't bad initial design, it's what happens when you upgrade appliances from the '60s and realize the hookups in the back are just SLIGHTLY larger on the new model.
I have to actually pull the knobs off my stove to open that drawer.
Man, this channel makes me laugh in every single one of their videos. Such a nice channel to watch when I’m feeling down.
11:21 I worked at Menards in the electrical department and we sold a type of wall plate were you could build a custom plate to fit your needs and it'd look a lot more seamless than this, you could also get just a three gang plate a switch blank-filler
“did a vampire bite this door?”
yeah it’s doorbius now
Its doorbin time!
Idk why but hearing the masterpiece of a sentence that is IT’S THE *JED* said in such an enthusiastic tone absolutely killed me
8:45
The person who built that wall over the cabinet was making sure nobody could get to the secret government documents he hid in it
This video was dangerously close to inspiring me to model my house to be entirely jean-themed... just out of spite.
jite
Makes me want to open a Jed and Jeakfast!
And always wear Jorph Suits in front of the customers, so they think I’m a Jerson
Jouse
@@-starrysunrise-2908
I would go there.
Please do more house videos like this because the sound of you guys losing your shit as you can't hold back laughter was music to my ears. LOVED it.
10:18 I just got this super inspiring advertisement that I had the option to skip, but it was so good that I watched the whole thing and the first thing I see afterward is THAT
2:16 The house hates itself so much it would rather set itself on fire than spend another second with a sponge drawer
"hey baby, lets take this to my room."
"what is that"
"ITS THE JED"
15:51
BACKROOMS SHOWER
BOTTOM TEXT
3:27
Microwave Society: Your next line is "Actually, that's just the heat melting the asphault!"
Me: Actually, that's just the heat melting th-NANI?!?!?!
16:18 - Those stairs were made like that due to old legends; witches and vampires can’t climb up them so you’re safe while you sleep.
14:19 i have headphones on and all i heard was "Life ain't always beautiful, but its a- LOW BATTERY."
Dude I love it when my headphones do that
@@emmafnal especially at the perfect times
@@murplekoifish fr fr!!!
You guys will hate this: My sister's fiancé's dad has a full suit, made entirely of *DENIM.* It's from the 70's, he still wears it to parties & everything!
The juit
14:21 You know those racecar beds kids have, well this is the next step.
16:40 that's too small to be a jable, that's the *jounter*
Edit: If you guys want another weird account to look at, might I suggest f*cked up food on Twitter. The name explains it all, just really weird looking food but there's some edible looking food as well
1:39
"Have you ever tried to lug a toilet up a flight of stairs?"
Fun fact about those stairs at 16:30 those stairs were specifically designed back in the early 1800s for which hunting legend says witches could not walk up those stairs so if you were unable to walk you would be marked as a witch and killed
You know what else is a cursed place?
Monster High. Y'all should watch one of the Monster High direct-to-video movies for Halloween
You know whats even more cursed, the live action monster high coming on Paramount+ because someone asked for that apparently
@@menzel17 Yeah, but the DTV movies would be "better" for this channel because they've got so many bizarre moments. I'd recommend they watch Freaky Fusion or 13 Wishes just to see how bonkers things would get
Love how Josiah switched to KZ iems, but is wearing them in the most wrong way possible lol
15:56 that shower is perfect for me! I'd never have to use a curtain ever again!
8:44 It’s just an episode of The Office
7:42
me: hits my elbow
my entire nervous system:
4:36 when your minecraft friend rotates your item frame by one
13:02 Never cross the streams
Those stairs are actually supposed to repel witches somehow, so apparently witches cannot use their right foot first when they walk
Man I love your guys's videos. One of the few channels that makes me repeatedly laugh aloud with every single video! Keep up the awesome work :)
I enjoyed this content. I love the movies, but love the commentary on memes/reddit
4:28 it's Doorbius
It’s Doorbin time
11:10 live representation of you as light switches
4:26 When I was a toddler or early child I used to bite the edges of our house’s walls. I don’t know why I did that, but there’s bite marks everywhere.
13:00 is the house I currently live in. We renovated and completely changed the setup. If you thought that was awful, you should’ve seen the garage
I absolutely loved this video. The japkin holder, the jutter plate, the coffee cup, the plates! All of these jeans inspired products are awesome. My mom used to hand paint ceramics that looked exactly like that for her clients. lol All of those dishes would go great with that bed set and chair!
I love this style of video.
13:18 don’t cross the streams.
Backrooms levels be like: 6:19
(Alternate title) Backrooms levels for no reason: 6:19
16:30 This is actually called a witches staircase or something similar, the belief of this is that witches couldn't go up the stairs if they were staggered
16:18 those are witches stairs. They were not built to ward off witches, but were built with an alternating steps for more compact housing.
2:08 ya gotta cook a meal for that sponge
14:30 HIS FACE IS JUST LIKE-😭💀
Jude: 😁
Jude:😀
Jude:😦
Jude: AGHHHHH!!!!!😫😠💀💀💀💀💀😠👹
13:43 I as a fellow Vietnamese Soldier can confirm that I saw that door serve alongside me in Vietnam.
3:03 I see Patrick is trying to cover his tracks again.
Their laughs might be funnier than the actual video lol
“You know who else watches Microwave Society? 0:06”
13:07 like the Jedi chars you can have a lightsaber fight
9:27 Me as a kid seeing folding chairs for the first time
I haven't laughed so hard for so long in a very good while 😂
amen i can second that
Friend: where is your bathroom?
Other friend: just up the stairs
4:48 look at this guy's sleeve, it says police. just wanted to point that out
16:18 these steps were designed to prevent witches from going up the stairs, they were made during the Salem Witch trials of course
0:07 mom joke
Firey!1!1!1!1.. Again!1!1!1!!1
you know the video is coming to an end when in the hall of the mountain king starts playing.
You know things are going to be good when In The Hall of the Mountain King starts playing 😂😂😂
"oh the toilet was probably set down there mid removal-" *zooms in on the hooked up water line
13:57 that """barn door""" is gonna be even worse though, cuz at least the curtains dont weigh much, but the door is gonna genuinely scrape the everloving hell out of it. fuckin fire hazard shit
12:29 this looks so similar to the house I grew up in and the way it was structured I think it IS the house I grew up in. Those upward facing flaps are shelves if I remember right.
“I’ve never seen anything worse then this. Nevermind”
OH MY GOD HIS SMILE SLOWLY DISAPPEARING AT 14:29 😭😭😭
CONSUME URANIUM
i love consuming uranium even tho ive never seen uranium in my entire life
Maybe 238 no 235
16:17 those are actually a thing in old New England houses, they're called witches stairs, apparently witches can't walk up them or something?
You've heard of the Backrooms
Get ready for the bathrooms
only the biggest 💩 are allowed!
Yes
@@doggers8679 I think that’s the joke
@@doggers8679 no u
And afterwards get ready for the Frontrooms.
14:30 I had the BIGGEST fight or flight reaction upon seeing this…THING. Got immediate goosebumps from this
This is exactly the kind of content I want.
the stairs at 16:30 are called witches' stairs. This is a real thing that people believed witches couldn't climb up because they (and I kid you not) didn't have toes.