Is Cyberpunk 2077 wet enough?

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @polygon
    @polygon  3 года назад +510

    I hate to phrase it like this but here goes: What's your favorite wet game?

    • @polygon
      @polygon  3 года назад +119

      It's not "wet" per se but I really thought What Remains of Edith Finch captured the PNW atmosphere perfectly. - Simone

    • @Cori_Phoroi
      @Cori_Phoroi 3 года назад +114

      City of Tears from Hollow Knight. The rain represents the abandonment of the city as the water drips down from the lake above. It's very pretty and the music is wonderful.

    • @sharkcpr1760
      @sharkcpr1760 3 года назад +61

      Not wet as in rain, but bioshock is one of my all time faves

    • @IceCrystalWolf
      @IceCrystalWolf 3 года назад +36

      Bioshock. Rapture makes it the wettest game imo

    • @toocheese
      @toocheese 3 года назад +16

      Heavy Rain

  • @VisibleNinja5674
    @VisibleNinja5674 3 года назад +1017

    I respect how deep Polygon is hitting those niches. Pat's thing is wrestling, and Simone is bringing us the latest and greatest in moisture content.

  • @f1zz-k1d89
    @f1zz-k1d89 3 года назад +1225

    you could’ve titled it anything and you still chose “is it wet enough?” simone is everything ok at home.

    • @bluejokelpie1044
      @bluejokelpie1044 3 года назад +76

      I think everything is a-ok at home BECAUSE of the title. 😌

    • @stealthgrrr
      @stealthgrrr 3 года назад +21

      "And sometimes you look to them and think 'We could have made them look like anything, but we made them wet like us.'"

    • @Gihntemos
      @Gihntemos 3 года назад +2

      @@stealthgrrr Jeez I need to find where I left off that series, completely lost my place in that.

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 3 года назад +15

      She did make that video about the alcohol physics (or lack thereof) in half life Alyx

    • @polygon
      @polygon  3 года назад +500

      No

  • @ellathompson6052
    @ellathompson6052 3 года назад +913

    “Polygon’s official wet correspondent”
    Thanks, I hate it!

    • @uvbe
      @uvbe 3 года назад +8

      i love it

    • @MrCheeze
      @MrCheeze 3 года назад +5

      We've found the dream job of the Miiverse kid who just reviews water!

    • @putalaweanico
      @putalaweanico 3 года назад +2

      horny on main

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 года назад +1

      "These stories will keep you moist."

  • @Saturn-gs6wl
    @Saturn-gs6wl 3 года назад +690

    Simone's on point makeup doesn't *make-up* for the fact she called herself a "wet correspondent"

    • @espinita.
      @espinita. 3 года назад +2

      Dhdjzjzk

    • @nikkijewel1285
      @nikkijewel1285 3 года назад +4

      very good comment.

    • @superrinusblick4222
      @superrinusblick4222 3 года назад +1

      Was her makeup some kind of a callback? It doesn't seem too conventional to me. is that maybe from the game or something?

    • @polygon
      @polygon  3 года назад +324

      It’s called “i’ve been working from home for almost a year and I’m losing my mind” -Simone

    • @jessebarron2319
      @jessebarron2319 3 года назад +17

      ​@@polygon moisture levels have climbed so high in the rochefort residence simone has begun her transition into a swamp hag

  • @zackb.2655
    @zackb.2655 3 года назад +245

    His last name is PONDsmith fer chrissake, it could never be wet enough.

  • @ash-tv3bu
    @ash-tv3bu 3 года назад +327

    alright gang let's get soggy

  • @maduinargentus5878
    @maduinargentus5878 3 года назад +358

    "The rules of being a AAA game got in the way of style"
    That is literally what they always do

    • @tychoderkommentator2989
      @tychoderkommentator2989 3 года назад +6

      Sad but true

    • @JamesZeroSix
      @JamesZeroSix 3 года назад +5

      That's why Witcher and Witcher2 were so good; AA, they were still able to focus on style.

  • @lizzywho3892
    @lizzywho3892 3 года назад +335

    this feels like one of those questions that is answered by the asking of it- if you have to ask, it is NOT wet enough.

    • @axeldornelles5292
      @axeldornelles5292 3 года назад +5

      Nice profile pic. Is it your art or someone else's?

    • @mitkitty
      @mitkitty 3 года назад +2

      @@axeldornelles5292 kinda looks like a picrew? If so id appreciate a link

  • @bennyfactor
    @bennyfactor 3 года назад +236

    "and by 'mishmash' I mean 'putting Japanese text on things'" YES

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +22

      There was that whole-a** idea in the 80's, though, that Japanese tech and money (and therefore culture) were going to become the dominant force in various countries (with a lot of attendant racism/xenophobia)... Feeding that notion into a future dystopia unfortunately made sense to a lot of people at that time :-/

    • @birdeynamnam
      @birdeynamnam 3 года назад +2

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Maybe they weren’t completely off... with the huge Kpop movement, we might still see the world change

    • @JainaSoloB312
      @JainaSoloB312 3 года назад +2

      @@birdeynamnam Kpop movement? I don't understand

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 года назад +2

      @@JainaSoloB312 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-pop
      And here I thought people younger than me knew all about The Google...

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 3 года назад +10

      @@birdeynamnam Different country and just another wave. Nobody is coming to take over your country ... the fascist who are planning to do that, already live there.

  • @pufflemaster348
    @pufflemaster348 3 года назад +32

    I feel like seeing Cyberpunk 2077 in rainless scenes just looks like GTA, the rain really pulls the whole scene together - thanks for bringing this important flaw up

  • @Soundproofarmor
    @Soundproofarmor 3 года назад +162

    The answer to "Is It Wet Enough?" regardless of subject, is no.

  • @intraum
    @intraum 3 года назад +128

    again i played the title game, and again i guessed right with Simone. polygon video team, you are so good at your personal brands

  • @IceCrystalWolf
    @IceCrystalWolf 3 года назад +210

    "Polygon's wet correspondent"
    Me in Pat's voice: _Simone!_

    • @polygon
      @polygon  3 года назад +138

      He can’t stop me -Simone

    • @_mels_
      @_mels_ 3 года назад +8

      @@polygon the power dynamics work in such a way that only Simone holds the power of "Hey." over Pat, and not the other way around

  • @kendallwolf23
    @kendallwolf23 3 года назад +101

    old timey simone describing the weather is the way simone is meant to be heard

  • @oliviamanning2344
    @oliviamanning2344 3 года назад +95

    boy oh boy i sure can't wait for the cyberpunk 2077: soggy DLC

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 года назад

      "It was raining in Night City. A car splashed a lifetime's worth of cold showers onto me from a puddle in the road as it passed. I pulled out my Buzzsaw and blew it into pieces, then sipped on my NiCola Blue...it was a Tuesday, like any other."

  • @charliecrossing
    @charliecrossing 3 года назад +69

    between the biting line about the soda ad and her film noir outfit with bisexual lighting, Simone really gave the gays what we needed in this video

    • @Blend3rman
      @Blend3rman 3 года назад +2

      You mean at 6:21? I didn't get that reference, would you mind educating me?

    • @Yoarashi
      @Yoarashi 3 года назад +15

      @@Blend3rman In the background of a 2019 trailer for Cyberpunk 2077, there was an advertisement for a fictional soda called Chromanticure. The ad featured the phrase "mix it up" and artwork of a feminine-presenting transgender model in a body-tight outfit featuring the massive outline of a dong. It was widely considered transphobic, especially in the context how CD Projekt, CDPR, and GOG have repeatedly displayed covert and overt transphobia during Cyberpunk 2077's development. If you care to learn about the details of that sordid history, here's a pretty good article that breaks it down for you: medium.com/doublejump/the-road-to-cyberpunk-2077-was-a-transphobic-mess-a62c94d9463a

  • @smil5961
    @smil5961 3 года назад +78

    I'm talking WAD WAD WAD, that's some Wet Ass Dystopia

  • @emmaparry1059
    @emmaparry1059 3 года назад +128

    Simone's costume changes are INCREDIBLY good.

    • @SenketsuFi
      @SenketsuFi 3 года назад +3

      I thought i was going crazy

  • @annebeach6630
    @annebeach6630 3 года назад +143

    yet to be wrong on my "Who at polygon made the video" and SIMONE you can't just call yourself the "Wet correspondent"

    • @Cleverconveyence
      @Cleverconveyence 3 года назад +5

      i never fail to guess correctly "is this a Pat video?" before clicking on a Pat video.

  • @Part_Time_Fox
    @Part_Time_Fox 3 года назад +99

    Her outfit just changes midway and stays that way even after she's done talking about Noir... Lol.

  • @rozaduck
    @rozaduck 3 года назад +74

    I’m excited to see what other story-defining wetness Simone will report on next!

  • @seanthebluesheep
    @seanthebluesheep 3 года назад +20

    Ahhh, that's what kept feeling wrong with all the marketing. Everything was so shiny at night in the promo stuff, but it wasn't raining.

  • @MetanteiTriforce
    @MetanteiTriforce 3 года назад +6

    Honestly I am in love with these post-mortems on the separation between the game and the source material. The clear show of consideration people like Mike Pondsmith and the artists on the game took to the style, aesthetic and meaning of the story, and the way that the restrictions and triple-a shine let those concepts down. The world, characers, and concepts that went into this game are a blast--and making the divide between the studio and the artists clear hopefully can convince people to give the support to who they feel deserve it, rather than writing the whole thing off, baby and bathwater.

  • @Saturn-gs6wl
    @Saturn-gs6wl 3 года назад +28

    Glad a polygon video couldn't go through without mentioning crunch lol (There is a reason they are one of the few channels I follow lol)

  • @frenchibi
    @frenchibi 3 года назад +15

    Every time I see Simone I gain two years to my projected lifespan - the style, the presence, the well-written lines... impeccable

  • @williamphillips6069
    @williamphillips6069 3 года назад +38

    No, it's not wet enough.
    Needs more wet.
    Always more WET.

  • @whimsydotexe
    @whimsydotexe 3 года назад +19

    Me after reading the title: "Of course it is, there's rain everywhere, isn't there?"
    Me after watching Simone saying the game doesn't taste right: "This game is nowhere near wet enough."

  • @frostgiant7
    @frostgiant7 3 года назад +6

    this does an amazing job of summarizing my dissapointment in the lack of style with both 2077 and a lot of AAA games, and that almost makes up for the amount of times you made me hear the word 'wet'

  • @wazzlecoon8480
    @wazzlecoon8480 3 года назад +12

    if you want to play a truly wet cyberpunk game, go play cloudpunk, its literally raining 90% of the game

  • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
    @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +2

    Thank you for summing up one thing that bugged me about this game: I thought it just looked too clean, but the real underlying issue was
    NOT WET ENOUGH

  • @ginger_cryptid
    @ginger_cryptid 3 года назад +30

    Next week: Simone brings us an exclusive from the moisture farms of Tatooine.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 года назад

      Please, let the blue milk in the fridge. I'd rather not be reminded of how coarse sand is.

  • @shockofthenew
    @shockofthenew 3 года назад +40

    GOD that eyeshadow is powerful

    • @granthucklebottom4383
      @granthucklebottom4383 3 года назад +1

      I mean, at least it helps to distract from that awful background flicker.. who thought that was a good idea??

  • @sayushino4819
    @sayushino4819 3 года назад +17

    polygon asking the real questions here

  • @parasaur9061
    @parasaur9061 3 года назад +33

    me: knows simones been working on a video for a while
    me: sees video title
    me: well , cant get more simone than thiS title !!

  • @Sem5626
    @Sem5626 3 года назад +1

    aw man finally a good video about this, when it first came out I saw a bunch of comments complaining about the look of the game with RTX lighting on
    because everything looked wet all the time
    duh... it's literally part of cyberpunk that it looks wet all the time

  • @akamikeym
    @akamikeym 3 года назад +3

    Firstly. Your costumes are in point!
    Secondly. The reason effects don't look good when 3rd person driving but they look great in 1st person.
    Addendum. I don't think I've seen that avoid rain after 180 hours. :O

  • @swiftwolf2950
    @swiftwolf2950 3 года назад +26

    Going by the vibes, no it is not

  • @ZeroExperiment
    @ZeroExperiment 3 года назад +5

    The “Thank U” at the end was cute lol! great vid!!

    • @polygon
      @polygon  3 года назад +6

      Thank u! (But text)

  • @Reepicheepchan
    @Reepicheepchan 3 года назад +5

    As a native of the PNW I'm feeling attacked. No seriously tho, it's wild that's Cyberpunk is set in CA when it clearly wants to be Seattle :p

  • @politecat8802
    @politecat8802 3 года назад +23

    THIS TITLE SCREAMS SIMONE

    • @theamazingwhaleshark4478
      @theamazingwhaleshark4478 3 года назад +1

      Simone is carrying on BDG's legacy of answering questions that we've never asked but always needed.

  • @hummingmostbird
    @hummingmostbird 3 года назад +14

    Simone you need to stop killing it with these outfits, eventually you'll be dressed so sharply you puncture the hull of a fire navy ship

    • @nicknasty6369
      @nicknasty6369 3 года назад +3

      *insert captain America meme that says 'i understood that reference'*

  • @luc1ferous
    @luc1ferous 3 года назад +15

    I am so proud of Simone for not once uttering the word... Moist

  • @AlexHuneycutt
    @AlexHuneycutt 3 года назад +3

    I love the topics Simone chooses to talk about. Really adds a different flavor to video game discussion. MAkes Polygon a channel I like to click on when videos pop up

  • @simonholland7147
    @simonholland7147 3 года назад +2

    those couple of notes that play when roy says "tears in the rain" always make me tear up every time they play and i have no reason why.

  • @theo-oc9je
    @theo-oc9je 3 года назад +18

    yay!! my favorite wet correspondent is hosting today !!

  • @nikkifaedahlen
    @nikkifaedahlen 3 года назад +5

    A hilarious and well-written/produced video, AND an amazing makeup look? What did we do to deserve Simone? 😍

  • @br9377
    @br9377 3 года назад +12

    Night city: come over
    Me: I can’t
    Night city: I’m wet
    Me: 🏃‍♀️

  • @abi_rose
    @abi_rose 3 года назад +8

    finally someone with a critical eye for moisture

  • @fishflop_
    @fishflop_ 3 года назад +12

    "Legacy of wetness"

  • @binkusbonkus
    @binkusbonkus 3 года назад +4

    "A game that looks great but doesn't make me feel much." That's exactly what I expected of Cyberpunk 2077, but it still just makes me sad

  • @ashopal5811
    @ashopal5811 3 года назад +4

    Seeing the bright sun in those gameplay footages feels so wrong. It really, really doesn't fit the atmosphere. Man, I didn't realize how dependent on style the Cyberpunk genre is until this vid. Cyberpunk without the darkness and the rain is just society as it is today. I demand my mood lighting, cybernetics and narrative weather because what's the point of living in a late capitalist hellhole without them

  • @saylo8796
    @saylo8796 3 года назад +3

    If IGN is "too much water" then Polygon is "not moist enough".
    All in all, good video.

  • @MrDarthT
    @MrDarthT 3 года назад +1

    The problem is the dryness of the badlands is an important story element. You get caught in sand storms a couple of times. It's hard to have Bladerunner in the city and Mad Max outside.

  • @samanthaowens9688
    @samanthaowens9688 3 года назад

    THANK YOU SIMONE I’ve never played cyberpunk but I love learning about it for this very reason of its roots and influences in expanding sci fi

  • @theonlysumireharafanboyint6919
    @theonlysumireharafanboyint6919 3 года назад +6

    The original TTRPG was in 2020? Well that’s why they didn’t delay it even more like they should have!!!

  • @boomgoesthedynamite4323
    @boomgoesthedynamite4323 3 года назад +4

    After all the drama, I'm excited for a Cyberpunk vid. And while this wasn't the question I was expecting to have answered, I'm looking forward to the vid anyway 😆

  • @renni9813
    @renni9813 3 года назад +18

    "Can we get moist meter?"
    "We have moist meter at home."
    Moist meter at home:

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 3 года назад

      You can get a moist foot, non of the import stuff here.

  • @beckstheimpatient4135
    @beckstheimpatient4135 3 года назад

    I don't know what I'd do without Polygon. You're the people who answer all the questions I didn't even know I had, and yet I always feel so fulfilled after watching >.>

  • @epichat
    @epichat 3 года назад +8

    Thats what she said

  • @timowieslander2831
    @timowieslander2831 3 года назад +1

    I looked through some of the comments before watching the video and 90% were about the "wet correspondent" thing so I knew it was coming but I still laughed. Good one.

  • @clairecohen3178
    @clairecohen3178 3 года назад +4

    Video is funny and informative and fun, costumes are on point, and Simone doing a reading of anything is always great.

  • @frankkylou
    @frankkylou 3 года назад +1

    okay, i LOVED this, genuinely one of my favorite polygon vids recently!! hell yeah!

  • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
    @TonkarzOfSolSystem 3 года назад +1

    Honestly I think the rain effect in Cyberpunk 2077 is incomplete. At the start of the game when you first get out into the streets of Night City the rain effect looks really awesome. But it never looks like that again, which makes me wonder if what happens later on is incomplete.

  • @Paulito-ym4qc
    @Paulito-ym4qc 3 года назад +4

    "As cyberpunks official wet correspondent" Ben Shapiro's wife would like to have a private counseling session with you, Simone.

  • @nicholaskauten1788
    @nicholaskauten1788 3 года назад +4

    I couldn't tell if this was going to be a Pat or a Simone when the notification of this video came up on my phone.

  • @sparagnino
    @sparagnino 3 года назад +2

    Played 60 hours, never rained :(
    Anyway, in Italy we have this proverb: "It rains, thiefy government!"
    It's about the fact that for common people it's always government fault for bad things... but it's funny that in dystopies with bad politics it always rains

  • @brightoncoggins2046
    @brightoncoggins2046 3 года назад +5

    I entered this video for some haha viddy game wet content but this is a really smart analysis of the genre! Good job polygon wet correspondent

  • @disky01
    @disky01 3 года назад +1

    Haven't played it yet, and I'm really looking forward to either a mode or a mod that sets a permanent night, with almost persistent rain. And desaturates a lot of the color.

  • @dust6590
    @dust6590 3 года назад +10

    Aww dang bro, I love that makeup

  • @jayhuf64
    @jayhuf64 3 года назад +6

    As a PNW resident, I'm really feeling the "legacy of wetness" quote

    • @polygon
      @polygon  3 года назад +7

      I come from the PNW!! The legacy of wetness is very important to me. -Simone

    • @ashopal5811
      @ashopal5811 3 года назад

      @@polygon I no longer doubt your title as wet correspondent; if anyone knows the mood rain can convey, it's someone from the pnw

  • @chraliras
    @chraliras 3 года назад +1

    I absolutely love the colors of her makeup

  • @milenacosta8299
    @milenacosta8299 3 года назад +1

    OMG these outfits are stunning. Simone you're my fashion icon

  • @hehasaspaceship4229
    @hehasaspaceship4229 3 года назад

    I saw the title before I saw what channel posted and I was immediately like "Well that's gotta be a Polygon"

  • @KacyJones
    @KacyJones 3 года назад +1

    Wow I had never thought about this before, but you’re so right. Well done!

  • @G0rgar
    @G0rgar 3 года назад +1

    There is a weather mod out there that one of the options is to make the standard weather being rainy.

  • @Rachel-xf3op
    @Rachel-xf3op 3 года назад +3

    I really wasn't ready for this question

  • @christopherdaurio2617
    @christopherdaurio2617 3 года назад +2

    "Style over substance" is maybe a weird phrase to attribute to my interest and excitement for a game that's been floundering in development hell for over 3 years now.
    But... have any of y'all ever seen the trailers for "The Last NIght"? The pixel art, interesting lighting, and 2.5 D layering effects (and not to mention it looks HECK'IN WET at times) are still why I have it on my wish list (and will do a quick search from time to time to see if there's any news on the project).
    Fair warning, there is some controversy that will crop up if you look into the development of the game. So before you get invested if you haven't heard of it yet maybe check out an article polygon put out on it: www.polygon.com/e3/2017/6/12/15780174/the-last-night-twitter-history-gamergate

  • @revsdoeschem
    @revsdoeschem 3 года назад +20

    Kinda concerned at how I knew this was a Simone video instantly,,, (+flexing that makeup. Stylin as always)

  • @bluewales73
    @bluewales73 3 года назад +1

    I am really surprised there is a day time in night city.

  • @curiousj87
    @curiousj87 3 года назад +23

    Forget being "wet," is the game "done" enough?

  • @ericcheese7594
    @ericcheese7594 8 месяцев назад

    Visited San Francisco in the winter, and it rained nearly every day the 3 weeks I was there. Gorgeous city, I highly recommend everyone take a stroll through The Tenderloin in the evening.

  • @jimbobly222
    @jimbobly222 3 года назад +2

    We need “13 reasons why Spider-Man miles morales is definitely not killing anyone” please I’m begging! Please!

  • @shockofthenew
    @shockofthenew 3 года назад +3

    Damn, now I wanna play that Bladerunner game..

  • @seanrshivers
    @seanrshivers 3 года назад

    First criticism video of cyberpunk that actually adds something to the conversation. :P

  • @Eshanas
    @Eshanas 3 года назад

    You had my interest with that title and now you have my attention.

  • @BartMassey-PO8
    @BartMassey-PO8 3 года назад

    I hadn't realized Cyberpunk 2077 was based on R. Talsorian's Cyberpunk. This makes this the second major project that property has killed, after the NetRunner CCG.

  • @ThaFedejp
    @ThaFedejp 3 года назад

    That make up is LIT GIIIRL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
    The flickering effect really brothers tough :(

  • @Gabriel_Oliver
    @Gabriel_Oliver 3 года назад +11

    I have no clue what that makeup is but I fucking love it.

  • @rattyeely
    @rattyeely 3 года назад

    0:55 idk what you New Yorkers think but San Francisco is very rainy, and so is the bay area below it, it's right up on the coast and fog rolls in from the sea, the winter can be so rainy the sky looks grey for weeks at a time. Night City is probably near the coast.

  • @stevethepocket
    @stevethepocket 3 года назад +6

    I remember playing _Sleeping Dogs_ back in the day and being impressed at how the rain actually made the streets and the main character's jacket shinier. They were clearly eager to show it off, because I swear it rained like every other day-night cycle. It actually got to be annoying after a while.

  • @Sincald
    @Sincald 3 года назад

    3:35 "Dutch angles and darkness"
    I see Lord Hades has been taking online cinematography courses between paperwork

  • @ascetix444
    @ascetix444 3 года назад +3

    Wet street's wet, alright?

  • @whimsicalparadox7180
    @whimsicalparadox7180 3 года назад

    This was such a good video, it makes me wish for the better cyberpunk there could've been D:

  • @logicallymoral5222
    @logicallymoral5222 3 года назад

    loving the production value queen

  • @sempeh
    @sempeh 3 года назад

    Simone's make-up on the first part was bugging me because I couldn't pin where it was from... then she mentioned putting Japanese writing in stuff and I realized: oh, geisha make-up. Very beautiful!

  • @Isaac-nu1gp
    @Isaac-nu1gp 3 года назад

    “Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish Polygon would keep doing unraveled.”

  • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
    @TonkarzOfSolSystem 3 года назад

    While the Ghost in the Shell movie came out in 1995, the manga dates back to 1989 and is arguably just as part of forming the nascent genre as works like Neuromancer and Blade Runner.

  • @V_1.0
    @V_1.0 3 года назад

    I don't know if I'm being too noob, but what is the reason for consumables in the game if there is no way to use them directly during gameplay? What are those two icons "call car" and "phone" on the HUD for? Direct access to consumables would be much more useful. As same as directly change bombs and cyberwares types would be useful.

  • @AbsolXGuardian
    @AbsolXGuardian 3 года назад

    A cyberpunk game doesn't have to go for constant rain in its aesthetic, but it sure as hell seems like a Cyberpunk game must