@@julietthomas6392 I think pawn shops like the Rick Harrison one is usually American, there's British ones too and they're quite different. American (no offence) is usually very flashy and dramatic with sound effects and more and British (no offence) is more quite and calming usually is so and also I'm from Britain too
His laugh is so contagious, I sat there dying laughing for 5 minutes straight and my dad came in and asked if I was okay because I started choking on my own saliva! LOL
All jokes aside daz, I’ve been watching you for a few years now, and I just want you know to your impact. Your videos have given me and so many others so much happiness. Just thank you so much.
@@moshibunz he doesnt hate it. the person who said that daz hated it is stupid as fuck because daz actually hearted a comment that had the exact comment you have but its just formed differently.
...1) I can do whatever I want, it's my phone, my RUclips. 2) If it's 'funny' to you, then you should be laughing at yourself, because you just did the same thing 😑
love you daz been watching you for so long you honestly make my day whenever I have a shit day at school you just make it ten times better thanks for everything keep it up! 👍
“I’m not here to smash your CAT” also I love how in all of Daz’s videos he starts with saying a few words like love, dating and women or some shit yknow it’s always great
I'm laughing so hard!😂😂 Mr.Daz you make my day even when I'm down,you make me and my little brother laugh! You are our role model!Love from South Africa!
Emma isn’t one of the worst she’s one of the best, anyone dedicated to their cat enough to get their cat a sweater with their FACE on it has my fear and respect
Aww! The poor baby! Won’t lie, one time I saw something hilarious on YT and was drinking some soda. I picked the wrong direction to spit laugh. My cat forgave me even less after I had to give him a bath. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he says those words you’ve longed to hear
HOWS IT GOING DAZZLERS
Yep
JoesWorld&Adventures true
Here! 🤣🙌🏽
I am always swooned... Not so much, tho, when I forget the audio on my headphones cranked up.
Gives me the good shivers 😋
Nobody:
Absolutely noone:
Literally noone ever:
Daz: I'M NOT HERE TO SMASH YOUR CAT!!!
Isn't this meme dead yet?
@@victoriamartines5030 honestly.. . Hopefully soon
Shane is
yeah you're about 6 months late, otherwise this comment would have been funny.
Find a new format instead of this old unfunny one. It should be dead.
I wouldn’t be surprised if my dating profile was in this video. 😂
noice
That deserves a “Hah!”
Or my ex's.....
HAH!💗
Is it your profile picture on here
me: *watches this video at 3am*
what my parents hear: iM nOt heRE tO sMaSH yOUr cAt
I would die
Ur surname
kookieismybiaswreckerr 9795 it’s pronounced pu s ey
“LEAVE YOUR PUSSY OUT OF IT”
@@anarhisms8315 oh-
Plot twist: Heather was the one taking the photo 🤯
Lol
Plot twist: Heather killed her friend in the photo and got arrested she now is in prison.
Caroline *-* that’s not a plot twist that’s a plot development
🤣
hahahhahahahhaha best comment yet
Best quote of daz 2019:
*Im not here to smash your cat*
640509 0401 47 Not funny at all
@@fromans1734 no one asked
*Shane Dawson had entered the chat*
640509 0401 47 Did anyone ask for your unfunny comment?
@@fromans1734 Legit why u mad?
His regret when he says "I'm not here to smash your cat!" 😂😂😂
DiDi shane dawson is that you
Because he wants to smash a cat
Ellie: "I like sunshine and tentacle porn"
I'm sorry Ellie but the sunshine is a deal breaker.
Exactly. Who likes the sun? I hate going outside in when the sun is out, and just hate going outside in general. lol
Richard Noggin 😂
Yeah. Tentacle porn is fine, but yknow us vampires dont do sun
Yeeter Nation too young and precious 😂
Yeeter Nation don’t search it you don’t wanna know
Girl: “I want someone that has a lot of instruments”
Daz: * Pulls our guitar *
Daz: “starts playing it”
Me: * Dies *
The music in the back, makes me feel like I’m in Hawaii 😂
aiden g the music gives me country shop vibes
I MADE IT 100 LIKES!!! 🌺😂🌹🥰😘😝🥺
@@ellathorner2179 i made it 102
@@Charlie_Reynolds 😳🥺😝well done??!! My thoughts: SAD TIMES
@@ellathorner2179 no one cares 🧍♂️ /j
We need “I’m not here to smash your cat” merch
Aly_ Xox YESSSSSS
Fuck yeah
LMAO yes
LOL YE
Well, then I can’t go to my bestfriend’s house, can I? She has 3 cats.
"IM NOT HERE TO SMASH YOUR CAT"
"*Pauses*"
"... Do you ever say things out loud and just think... xndbdbdb WOW *cackles*"
Did you make your profile pic? I like it :3
@@GodAmbrosia unfortunately no, i didn't. I do wanna know who's the artist tho
@@vee3418 Okie! I just wanted to know!
Daz: “I’m not here to smash your cat!” then stops to contemplate his life
“That’s not dramatic, someone’s unplugged her”
Daz: “HOW’S IT GOING DAZZLERS!!!!”
Me: *Sheds tear* “I loved that intro.”
Yesh
DEKU
sorry, I had to
@@stephanieolson9784 yes
“I’m not here to smash your cat”
Five years later
News headline: RUclipsr Daz black says he will ‘smash’ a cat
Haha this is terrible but I get your reference. Haha :/
Love the reference
Shane Dawson?
Shane Dawson who?
Nobody:
Daz: “IM NOT HERE TO SMASH YOUR CAT”
Me:*spits out juice*
A J 😂
Shane Dawson disagrees 😂
Shane dawson is quacking
papaya juice? (i am so sorry if i brought up memories i really am xd )
Same
The way dad says pawn stars sounds like pornstar😂
Thats what i said 😂😂
Are you is offspring
dad?
Dad? What? LOL
There’s a reason I said dad 😋
Is it weird that I love saying his intro with him it’s so fun
Well that depends, how old are you?
@Morgman Well in that case, no it isn't weird.
I love saying it too
I do too.
Same
Low key wanna know where she got that cat sized hoodie tho..
I have the same one from Amazon 😂😂
Five below has pet clothes
“Imagine showing up and she is really half Dalmatian”
😭😂😂😂😂😂
Bro stop writing what they just said and then just putting emojis next to it! its soo annoying and not funny
@@wallwinner6757 did.. did you reply to a comment from a year ago? I don’t know wtf I expect XD
@@definitelyaduck yeah lol
“my 3DS XL isn’t the only big thing in my pants”
best quote of 2019😂😭
its XXL *insert lenny face*
Back when that shit was everywhere 😂
Funny how many people can be on RUclips in five minutes
😂
Science says your eyes dilate when you see something you love:
Daz’s face intensifies
Daz: "I'm not here to smash your cat"
Shane Dawson: "but I am"
SHOTS FIRED OMFG
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Daz: *I'm not here to smash your cat*
Great meme. u think of this all by yourself?
@@Mr_Rabbit of course, totally original, defo not like farming
@TaunTaun's Mr.President definitely
@TaunTaun's Mr.President i have a busy life
@TaunTaun's Mr.President everyone says defo in ireland
"Is the dog Jesus?"
Best quote ever
broox what’s dog backwards hmm?... I rest my case
@@em-pm2ef lmao😌🥛😂
When he said pawn stars I thought he was saying porn stars 😂😂
I only know porn stars
What’s pawn stars
kookieismybiaswreckerr 9795 it’s a tv show where people buy and sell antiques and second hand things at a pawn shop to make a profit
kookieismybiaswreckerr 9795 I think that’s what it is anyway 😂
@@julietthomas6392 I think pawn shops like the Rick Harrison one is usually American, there's British ones too and they're quite different. American (no offence) is usually very flashy and dramatic with sound effects and more and British (no offence) is more quite and calming usually is so and also I'm from Britain too
😂 same
When daz pulled out his guitar and said oh I'm here I died 😅
"Emma here is very beautiful" why thank u daz "when you zoom out" 🤣
“I show what I look like on my profile. I’m not half dog!”
More like half hat
‘’I’m not here to smash your cat’’ daz-2019
Natalie Sc9 Wait. How does he know the porn movie.
"My 3DS XL isn't the only big thing in my pants."
I'm dying 😂
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Daz: "I'M NOT HERE TO SMASH YOUR CAT"
Me: wHeEzEs
Same lol
@@MarilynGoth aye, I'm not alone
@@hxil_to_the_kxng nope :)
His laugh is so contagious, I sat there dying laughing for 5 minutes straight and my dad came in and asked if I was okay because I started choking on my own saliva! LOL
Daz: “Pawn Stars”***
Me: (thinking he said porn stars) 😲
Thats what i said lol 😂😂
Same 😂😂
Oh shit he said pawn stars? F
Mia Rants same.
someone really has post notifications on and came JUST to dislike the vid
Who needs a life?
@Juan Cortez Muro no u
Whenever he says his intro I whisper “hey daz! How ya doin?”
😐😑😐
I’m sure
Pfffft, that's amazing👏👏👏👌
At 7:28 it looked like you had a pony tail. I was so confused lol
I love the way he says 'Bloody' 😂
no one:
still no one:
not a single soul:
hOwS iT gOinG daZzleRs 😤
Bonnie Kelman no one:
literally not a single soul:
you:
DaZzErS
kpop Trash LOL
autocorrect 😂
Is this supposed to be funny
Gamixa :|
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not even the Queen:
Not even ur mom:
Daz: *screams* DATING
**Mum**
Nobody:
No one:
Literally nobody:
Daz: LINDA!!!!!!!
IHaveEyelashes English version 😹
Right when he said it
Good meme this is a rare one
"I'm not here to smash your cat" Tea spitting commences in T minus zero..
All jokes aside daz, I’ve been watching you for a few years now, and I just want you know to your impact. Your videos have given me and so many others so much happiness. Just thank you so much.
3:05 She’s just proud she escaped
I genuinely thought you said “porn shop” instead of “pawn shop” 😂
You know you’re early when it says “no views” haha
🤣🤣
Rebecca Victoria I just got here and now it’s ok 2.5 k views XD, after just two minutes
For me it’s 49..
C H haha damn
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣
Me: aw cute kitty!
Daz: WTF ARE YOU DOING IM NOT HERE TO SMASH YOUR CAT
“Makes you look like Samara’s cousin” 😂😂😂
2:30
Whoa calm down beast boy.
Beast boy
My little green bud
Daz : "h-"
Me : "HOW'S IT GOING DAZZLERS"
Daz: HOWS IT GOING DAZLERS
Me: BAD BEFOR I GOT HERE NOW IM GREATTTTTTTTT
Daz: "She used the monologue from the Pawn Stars."
Me eating a bowl of cereal: "Did he just say PornStars? What the heckity Daz?"
4:25 The entire time he kept looking right, what was he looking at lmao
People think I’m weird because I met my husband in person almost 8 years ago and I’ve never used dating apps. Apparently it’s rare nowadays??
Nobody:
No one:
Literally no one:
No one on the globe:
Daz: *IM NOT HERE TO SMASH YOUR CAT*
NaziNaz fucking hell stop this shit
imagine using that shitty comment format
stop comenting these pointless comments
daz hates it
OK EVERYONE IM SORRY I DIDNT KNIW DAZ HATED IT! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY I SWEAR
@@moshibunz he doesnt hate it. the person who said that daz hated it is stupid as fuck because daz actually hearted a comment that had the exact comment you have but its just formed differently.
daz : if you love me you’ve got to love fluffy💖
fluffy
FLUFFY
F L U F F Y
fluffy
FLUFFY
*F L U F F Y*
When I read that he said it 🤯
you literally copied @•Georgia Hutchinson•
's comment :/
Everybody in the comments: I’m not here to smash your cat
I really hate when people do this. Comment what he says and think they're hilarious and original like stop
omg he said that as I read ur comment ahaha
...do u really think telling them that is gonna change it? -_-
Paiton Becker tf u still commenting from something 6 months ago, sweetie bye 😂
...1) I can do whatever I want, it's my phone, my RUclips. 2) If it's 'funny' to you, then you should be laughing at yourself, because you just did the same thing 😑
2:50 “MENTAL” Daz 2019
Two years and yet 2:00 the cats face still say it all 😂
*”I’m not here to smash your cat!”*
I never imagined those words in a sentence together-
I just love how he posted this this 1 hour ago and there's sooooo much likes 😭😭😭😭🤨🤨🤨🤨HOW
love you daz been watching you for so long you honestly make my day whenever I have a shit day at school you just make it ten times better thanks for everything keep it up! 👍
2:35 yes, all the time
"Joan 22, sandals and socks. you'll get a no from everyone on the planet."
me: "I always swipe right though daz."
Daz,: Romance physical attraction that all those are important things to finding your soul mate
Me in real life: get rejected ;~,
When Daz didn't have his headphones on.
Me- Omg. Daz has ears.
"But she has used the monologue from porn.. porn stars, you ever seen that film about the guys who own the porn shop"
*Realizes hes saying pawn*
Daz’s respect for women and how they look is through the roof. ✊
7:03 everytime I see Keanu Reeves
“I’m not here to smash your CAT” also I love how in all of Daz’s videos he starts with saying a few words like love, dating and women or some shit yknow it’s always great
1:28 (daz looks of camera)
His girlfriend:😁🔪
Daz: and bad experiences
No one:
Daz: IM NOT HeRE TO sMASh YOUre CAT!!
That Asian lady had me dead😂😂
Me:*watches the video*
RUclips: we’ll give her... three tinder adverts
😅😄😁
i have known someone like Daz, and didn’t realise who. Now I have. Literally my music teacher.
I SWEAR TO GOD DAZ KEEPS SAYING “PORN STARS” AND NOT “PAWN STARS”
Daz: IM NOT HERE TO SMASH YOUR CAT!
Shane Dawson: Urmmmmm...
“ just leave your pvssy out of it... not- shut up” 😂 I died
When he said "alright Heather..." I thought he was talking to me because I didn't know her name was Heather to 😂🤣
“Hope that they love you, and your face”
Never will happen
I'm laughing so hard!😂😂 Mr.Daz you make my day even when I'm down,you make me and my little brother laugh! You are our role model!Love from South Africa!
7:21 is the best part in my opinion 🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:26 I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS FROM LAUGHING TO HARD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way you say “I will cut you” made me die of laughter
Ultra unique: I do not say early!
Anyhow I’m early!! 😂😞
I'm so confused
Daisy Wills basically I’m stupid and dumb!
For everyone reading this: I hope you have an awesome weekend!
my volume was on full... i have my earphones in... ouch.
HOWS IT GOING DAZZLERS
2:13 At this point I face planted my pillow
7:06 tHe MaNs A lEgEnD!
My favorite sentence of all is
" HOWS IT GOING DAZZLERS "
My hamster was called fluffy bc he had a fluffy butt 😂🤷♀️ don’t ask I was about 6 😂
6:46 my names Christian, now I know for a fact that Daz doesn’t know how to pronounce my name.
No-one:
Daz: I'm NoT hErE tO sMaSh YoUr CaT
Me: *laughing so hard I get a nosebleed*
Emma isn’t one of the worst she’s one of the best, anyone dedicated to their cat enough to get their cat a sweater with their FACE on it has my fear and respect
for real im the exact same name and my name is emma lol just make me three years older and well be the same person
“YOU GUYS ARE MAD”
Me:yet I sure am. ovo
I hurt my finger when I clicked so fast
Bro I was literally scrolling through your vids😂 just when I got the notification
"I'm not here to smash ur cat"
i spit my water on my cat...
Lol, loved this
no you didn’t
@@rottingaway4L lmao who are u to tell me what I didn't and did do you weren't there babe
Aww! The poor baby! Won’t lie, one time I saw something hilarious on YT and was drinking some soda. I picked the wrong direction to spit laugh. My cat forgave me even less after I had to give him a bath. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:08 NOPE NOPE NOPE ALMOST SPIT OUT MY WATER