The BLACK GUARD! Bretonnia vs Dark Elves - Total War Warhammer 3

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  • @trainheartnet5657
    @trainheartnet5657 5 месяцев назад +93

    Bretonia: *Points at forehead"
    "Can't get any value if we bring nothing of value."

  • @andrzejwilk7316
    @andrzejwilk7316 5 месяцев назад +30

    i patiently await for Turin to announce a game with "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this showdown between the filthy unwashed mass and the forces of Nurgle"

  • @fiveforbiting
    @fiveforbiting 5 месяцев назад +46

    "We are running out of men. This tells me one thing; The enemy must be running low on ammunition!"

  • @florians9949
    @florians9949 5 месяцев назад +86

    Bretonia ways of countering darkshards: bring more bodies than they have amunitions.😂

    • @Fealnographs1
      @Fealnographs1 5 месяцев назад +4

      when game strat mimics history

  • @megatron0115
    @megatron0115 4 месяца назад +6

    "God knows where Bretonnian peasants dip those arrows"

  • @Beorn_
    @Beorn_ 5 месяцев назад +103

    That Bretonian tide was soooo disgusting.... 31 units at one point. Even Scavens don't do that numbers XD

    • @shinjikurosawa957
      @shinjikurosawa957 5 месяцев назад +33

      The mantide is known to be filthier, smellier and more numerous than the rat tide.

    • @ObfuscatingUsername
      @ObfuscatingUsername 5 месяцев назад +2

      yes yes

    • @Tuboshi0815
      @Tuboshi0815 5 месяцев назад +11

      All the peasants volunteered to fight because it was bathing day.

    • @eldunae922
      @eldunae922 5 месяцев назад +5

      To be fair, the Skaven leaders have more appreciation for their soldiers
      At least they see their value as meat shields.

    • @ashisunblade
      @ashisunblade 5 месяцев назад

      @@shinjikurosawa957 Bretonnia shakes hands with the Imperium on this one.

  • @williammitchell6254
    @williammitchell6254 5 месяцев назад +40

    Greenskins wish the got as big as the peasant tide.

  • @Patton1944
    @Patton1944 5 месяцев назад +10

    11:41 Turin might have missed it, but some foot squires were able to connect with the black guard. They themselves eventually got routed, but they're really the only unit that brets have that can just sit in melee with black guard and get decent value. The black guard were in tatters by the end of it.

  • @climax050
    @climax050 5 месяцев назад +11

    That was an epeic battle, one of the cooler ones I've seen but it is a shame the skaven can't bring that many units on the regular

  • @ChocolatePancakeMan
    @ChocolatePancakeMan 5 месяцев назад +10

    Watching this was like watching that one scene in a zombie movie where the hero tries to hold the horde back with his own body. The DE player just could not stop the peasant tide.

    • @andyfoos
      @andyfoos 5 месяцев назад +3

      Yes, only that the zombies was the main characters and the humans were the bad guys that swarmed them

  • @Mr_Giraffe989
    @Mr_Giraffe989 5 месяцев назад +20

    Ze Frenchtide comes, hon-hon.

  • @Tsumetaiyoru
    @Tsumetaiyoru 5 месяцев назад +16

    Rip to the two elves who got killed by the grail relic. Awful way to go.

    • @D_A_D_
      @D_A_D_ 2 месяца назад

      Truly embarrassing.

  • @u-mos8820
    @u-mos8820 5 месяцев назад +1

    This match up is always amazing to watch. These two players made a good show of it too!

  • @morgothbauglir8706
    @morgothbauglir8706 5 месяцев назад +53

    dont you love when bretonnia outnumbers skaven in numbers with better units for their price

    • @dododu3412
      @dododu3412 5 месяцев назад +8

      I'd be happy to trade Footsquires and battle pillgrims for globadiers or ratling guns

    • @IVIRnathanreilly
      @IVIRnathanreilly 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@dododu3412I'm sure the skaven would swap both of those for Bret cav and healing....

    • @emperorlokire7648
      @emperorlokire7648 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@IVIRnathanreilly The rats will never trade the ratling guns.

  • @shinyforehead5519
    @shinyforehead5519 5 месяцев назад +3

    one of the cooler replays i've seen

  • @michaelrimmer338
    @michaelrimmer338 5 месяцев назад +3

    Brettonia hilariously OP at the moment

  • @lovebus00
    @lovebus00 5 месяцев назад +1

    Personally, i think an effort should be made when balancing to make the coolest units most meta

  • @healinglight333
    @healinglight333 5 месяцев назад +4

    The unwashed masses are upon us!!! Flee for your lives! 😄
    Great game and beautiful casting! 👍🏻

  • @Anvilarm07
    @Anvilarm07 5 месяцев назад

    For the Lady! Great batrep, and fun to see my Brets win. Thank you.

  • @WPTheRabbitHole
    @WPTheRabbitHole 5 месяцев назад +1

    awesome Bretonnia gameplay

  • @sirunklydunk8861
    @sirunklydunk8861 5 месяцев назад +2

    Halberds don't make the best counter to Cavalry since cav can just runaway from them.

  • @mmorkinism
    @mmorkinism 5 месяцев назад

    Dreadswords, Bleakshards and Darkspears.

  • @viclange3826
    @viclange3826 5 месяцев назад +1

    Having watched a lot of TW replays recently, I feel like Bretonnia always replenishes losses more effectively than other factions. Do they need cost increases?

  • @tyeberiusmcintyre1879
    @tyeberiusmcintyre1879 4 месяца назад

    the elves fell behind a lil during murderous prowess?? x.x

  • @A.R.K501
    @A.R.K501 5 месяцев назад +7

    how funny I am also a catholic alcoholic

  • @willowtreerock9828
    @willowtreerock9828 5 месяцев назад +8

    Bretonia troops are just too cheap, combined with the grail relic buffs, it s just not balanced anymore

  • @CrzyLion
    @CrzyLion 5 месяцев назад

    peasanttide.

  • @venox3811
    @venox3811 5 месяцев назад

    The lady fam boy club is numerous and popular!

  • @awizardlizard6793
    @awizardlizard6793 5 месяцев назад

    I absolutely loved this down to earth battle. No monsters, just people going at it.

  • @LordPratticus
    @LordPratticus 5 месяцев назад

  • @Isaakmedextraa
    @Isaakmedextraa 5 месяцев назад

    I have the "turning japanese" song stuck in my head but the lyrics are: I think I'm Turin Total War I think I'm Turin Total War I really think so.

  • @tomendruweit9386
    @tomendruweit9386 5 месяцев назад

    why do i hear your voice only ever on one headphone ear?

  • @SymphonyEternally
    @SymphonyEternally 5 месяцев назад +15

    Honestly its kinda ridiculous how many units Bretonnia can mouth breathe onto the field. Its just silly that they're outnumbering 3:1 the dark elves while also having fantastic cavalry quality.

    • @jobvermuyen5382
      @jobvermuyen5382 5 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah agreed. I almost think getting 1 or 2 har ganeth executioners would do good here in this match up, just butchering peasants

    • @TheCrackFox08
      @TheCrackFox08 5 месяцев назад +11

      It's getting a little dull seeing the exact same Bret strategy used in every battle by every player, huh?

    • @jobvermuyen5382
      @jobvermuyen5382 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheCrackFox08 yeah brets are just too strong rn

    • @emultra759
      @emultra759 5 месяцев назад +3

      Bretonnia multiplayer needs some equivalent of the peasant cap in campaign, maybe more than X peasant units taken = higher cost per each additional unit.

    • @emperorlokire7648
      @emperorlokire7648 5 месяцев назад

      @@jobvermuyen5382 They have a 42 percent win rate according to total tavern. I think they just need some buffs to the calvary to make it viable.

  • @12SickOne34
    @12SickOne34 5 месяцев назад +1

    Pardon me, Sire but is this the unwashed peasants convention?

  • @michaeldallen234
    @michaeldallen234 5 месяцев назад +3

    Arby's Beef & Cheddar Review
    TLDR - Arby's beef and cheddar is an iconic yet messy sandwich that will leave you feeling satisfied and full. The combination of flavors and textures go well together though you may not be as appreciative of the textures once they reach your lower digestive track.
    Bun: The onion roll is nicely flavored and adds a dynamic that other fast food sandwiches are lacking. It feels firm in your hand but soft when you're eating it. The bun holds the ingredients together well without absorbing the sauces. However when ordering the "Double" size (approx 7 oz beef) it won't hold up as well so just be aware of that.
    Beef: It's Arby's beef, the strongsuit is that it's sliced extremely thin. It's most definitely filled to the brim with sodium, so on its own it's going to taste a little off. But when combined with the other ingredients the saltiness is mellowed out and mixes well with the other flavors. If you live in the Richmond VA area chances are your beef is much higher quality as it's grass fed imported from Switzerland, at least thats how it was when I used to live there.
    Cheese Sauce: This is going to depend on the sandwich maker. Sometimes there's too much cheese, sometimes not enough. If there's too much cheese it'll overpower the rest of the ingredients and be a sloppy mess. If not enough the sandwich is just too dry. There's a perfect balance needed that adds just the right amount of wetness to the sandwich without becoming the dominate force. This balance will greatly impact the quality of your Beef N Cheddar.
    Arby's Sauce: This tangy sauce is a true curveball in this sandwich. Like the cheese sauce it needs to be balanced, but the balance is virtually impossible to acheive in each bite. There will be some bites that have too much of this sauce which will strongly overpower the rest of the ingredients. If it were up to me the cheese sauce and Arby's Sauce would be mixed together rather than be separate forces. The Arby's sauce would add a nice tangy smokiness to the cheese sauce and the flavor would be evenly distributed throughout each bite.
    Overall: 7/10. Arby's Beef & Cheddar is a satisfying experience but could definitely be improved. However it's been known to send NFL MVPs on impromptu journeys to find the nearest toilet so be prepared for these perils. Be ready to use approximately 20% more toilet paper than your standard trip to the john. Is it worth it? With a side of curkey fries absolutely, be sure to eat inside the restaurant so you can take advantage of the various sauces Arby's has on tap. Horsey sauce with your curly fries gives a nice contrast to the savoriness of your Beef N Cheddar.

    • @Fuzzylemonade222
      @Fuzzylemonade222 5 месяцев назад +1

      Thanks, can you do the smokehouse brisket next?

    • @jukahri
      @jukahri 5 месяцев назад +1

      Sir, this is a Wendy's.

  • @dearberlin
    @dearberlin 5 месяцев назад

    NATO brought more than 2%. Hail the French, haha.

  • @joshramirez2049
    @joshramirez2049 5 месяцев назад +8

    Man can’t wait for another brettonia nerf 😂 what a stupid faction. Literally do it all.

  • @hlb99
    @hlb99 5 месяцев назад +3

    Bretonia games are not fun to watch ngl, it's just the same every game. They need a nerf asap, let the tides for Skavens and Greenskins and give me my cav faction for the love of god

  • @jakuboledzki6499
    @jakuboledzki6499 5 месяцев назад +3

    The cast was very good but I disliked the video because of your choice of the game to cover - this was like some kind of a Vermitide, only with Bretonnians.
    Even games with Mother Ostankya, who is busted right now, are much more fun to watch (especially when it comes to the methods Kislev enemies choose to counter her).