With Gideon speech on background Chariot one: can we start? Chariot two: no! Chariot three: but look at him, he is so fucking annoying. Chariot two: manners Makes the car. Chariot one: it’s always manners makes the car with you!
Don't know how I feel about having less honor than a chariot considering that they actually waited for Gideon to finish his speech before wrecking him.
I love how Rennala is one of the bosses the chariots actually had the most difficulty with, and that's only because they just couldn't lock onto the scholar that was keeping the spell up
I want you to know.... i hate you. Ive got an abscessed tooth and have been doing a really good job not smiling or laughing but I read this went back and watched this bit and damn near burst the abscess... 😂😂
Radahn and Malenia were the only 2 that had attacks strong enough to take the chariots down. Although I was looking forward to seeing Horah Loux taking the chariots to suplex city!
*_The fallen leaves tell a story,_* *_Of how a tarnished became Elden Lord,_* *_Across the fog, in the Lands Between,_* *_Our seed will look back on us and recall,_* *_That which defined our age,_* *_THE AGE OF ROADKILL!_*
1:25 Rennala is most fun ahh! They hit like trucks and most bosses got steamrolled and Gideon went even further :P. Malenia is the only one who survived but apparently she forgot everything about fighting except Scarlet Aeonia.
The chariots were always unnerving for me. The fact they are unmanned- but still are trying their best to kill you is very disturbing (edit I hate big machines that act on their own)
Going down into the crypts where these things are always freaked me out. I don't know why something about being alone deep underground with one of these inanimate but still lethal machines or automatons is really unerving.
Malenia being the only survivor was kinda badass. But my favorite part? The moment when the Godskin Noble tried to throw a fireball at the stationary chariots, and all 3 immediately charged forward, destroying every single pillar in the way, then destroyed the two in a heartbeat. Never enjoyed watching the Duo suffering end so quickly, but that was worth it
@@JavorinaMaria Exactly. I was scouring the comment section looking for this point but couldn't find it anywhere, surprisingly. It was the first thing I thought of too when I saw her bust out with scarlet aeonia a second time so quickly. If the simulation was rerun 10 times I'd bet the chariots win 8 out of 10 attempts.
LOL. It's so funny how they steamrolling the bosses running over them like rag dolls or mincemeat. Most of them didn't even have much of a chance to get going. Can't believe how Malenia survived.
This tells us two things, these things are busted, the bosses who can survive(kill them) are busted. Malenia who casually takes on 50+ tree sentinels without effort.
Something you failed to realize when making this video, as entertaining as it was to see the godskin duo get absolutely poned...those chariot cannot be stunned.
the entire god-serpent/Rykard fight was great. brutal kill, followed by the perfect synchronized roll out, then they just idle until Rykard tosses his little ghost ball. it came down to the wire.
And i thought Godfrey was the king of poise break. These Chariots chunk thru poise literally soon as they hit the boss.🤯 Lol when they got to Gideon i imagined them saying "welp unto eternity it shall be" as they just pummel him to ashes so suddenly 9:50
0:00 Godrick the Grafted 0:33 Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon 1:44 Starscourge Radahn 2:14 Morgott, the Omen King 2:45 Fire Giant 3:45 Godskin Duo 4:34 Beast Clergyman/Maliketh 5:18 Dragonlord Placidusax 6:02 God-Devouring Serpent 6:42 Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy 7:48 Mohg, Lord of Blood 8:28 Malenia, Blade of Miquella 9:31 Sir Gideon Ofnir, the Gigachad 10:29 Godfrey, First Elden Lord/Hoarah Loux 11:17 Radagon of the Golden Order 11:53 Elden Beast
@@yikkizh_2694 Even then I don't see that happening, they're one of the easiest bosses in the Chalice Dungeons, even at that point. Also I consider them one of the best Chalice Dungeon bosses to encounter at Depth 5 with the Cursed effect, they're an easy way to get powerful physical blood gems without being a chore. They're not a great fight mechanically, but the difficulty-to-reward ratio is skewed so far that I was always happy when I'd encounter them in a Cursed dungeon.
I LOVE malenia, but I honestly thought she would lose like everyone else, because it’s just unfair. They drive you over and youre stuck there while 3 tractors decide to drive against a wall on your head. But when she won, my mouth dropped. I didn’t even think she could do the scarlet aonia twice. I suppose what she has and I lack is a battle iq lol
Of course Malenia..also I think these kind of videos would be way more interesting if people found a way to hack taking out the stager mechanic. Most of these fights go by in a heartbeat because the boss never has a chance to land any attacks because they’re staggered to oblivion.
Watching the chariot stare down Gideon while he monologues is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while
I was looking for this comment 🤣
*I NEED HELP*
The beautiful and after the battle Gideon: I feel it in the bones .. that they are all fucking broken !
With Gideon speech on background
Chariot one: can we start?
Chariot two: no!
Chariot three: but look at him, he is so fucking annoying.
Chariot two: manners Makes the car.
Chariot one: it’s always manners makes the car with you!
"I know, in my bones..."
What bones?
Gideon: A man cannot kill a god...
Chariot: I am unmanned
Chariot : vroom vroom mf
@@spaghe7 Chariot : vroom vroom mf *Killed God*
@@blakzyerboyz lolololollol 😆 🤣 😂
Eowyn to the Witch-King of Angmar: "I am no man"
😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵
It took a woman with wings to survive car accidents.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
☕️
The woman without wings didn't
Was it really an accident if the cars have malicious intent
ironic
Don't know how I feel about having less honor than a chariot considering that they actually waited for Gideon to finish his speech before wrecking him.
That was literally the funniest one. Just rocked after all that talking.
@phuturephunk I know right 😂😂😂
Я действительно тот самый человек который выслушал речь Гидеона и потратила на него 50 попыток
Вопросы?
Cause they only Attack when Something attacks them or IT has a lifebar
Eh, Gideon can suck an egg
To let Gideon give his speech was both hilarious and cruel.
😂😂
SIR GIDEON OFFNIR, THE ALL SPAMMING! deserves it
What a sad state of affairs.
😅😂
9:53 is comedy gold.
"Unto eternity!"
*waves staff in the air*
*hit by a truck*
The way he ragdolls right after is also top tier funny
The staff acted like a green light
They isekaied his ass so hard XD
@@justanaveragegamer8735their licenses should be revoked. It was a red. 😭
I just love the funny iron of him wanting to struggle for eternity and immediately gets what he asked for!
I like how that chariot at the end just decides that it has had enough of slaying gods and rides to the sunset with no second thoughts whatsoever 😂
And two of them watching like "Farewell brother, that was hell of a ride!"
Unless it saw something
Wanted to hit birds in the sky
@testtesthello98 lol
it's too old for this shit
10:03
"I know in my Bones"
Dude has no bones left
"your bones have been split, and I see nothing in them"
Everytime malenia needs to desperately win she nukes something
That's the only way she can win a fight, maidenless tactic
@@raymalik5171 hey if USA can do it so can Malenia 😂😂😂😂
Same as radahn
@@lonekraken2637 cap
@@debishvebishwish4839 savage!😂
I laughed more than I should have at the chariots just lawn-mowering over all the kids for Queen rennalas fight
Chariots did NOT slow down while in a school zone
Seeing Gideon monolog to a death machine made me bust up laughing. Especially since they immediately flattened him.
He knows it in his bones
@@eye_ball His bones know that they will be flattened.
Watching Gideon get steamrolled after that long speech was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time 😭😭
I know it... in my bones... three massive iron charriots cannot become an elden lord...
Hilarious🤣🤣🤣
Right
I can’t 💀😍
a 2008 toyota coralis cannot become an elden lord...
After that he didn't have no more bones lol
Gideon gave a speech
Chariot: you done?
Gideon: Yes, let me commence my first move-!
*Chariot tires screeching*
It seems this Chariot has the strongest poise damage attack in the game
Lol I know right
I'm more afraid of the Chariots than Melania..
@@etiennebarni009But she was the only one that beat them….
@@mariocristogoat4931 But you can eventually win against Melania.. The horses must just be avoided.
@@etiennebarni009you can kill some of them
I love how Rennala is one of the bosses the chariots actually had the most difficulty with, and that's only because they just couldn't lock onto the scholar that was keeping the spell up
It also looked like at least one of them got stuck behind some of the pillars.
Watching the Fire Giant get his feet destroyed....magnificent
Seeing Godrick getting run over was like watching a parapalegic getting mowed down with a panzer. Quality content lmfao
That engineer is the true elden lord holly shit.
12:12 the way that one chariot just keeps going was for some reason hilarious 😂😂😂 bro is like am out of here
I love how Malenia kept getting knocked over and the fire giant kept getting tripped up
Of course the stone chariots would somehow get scarlet rot...
I mean there are rotted crystalians in game so why not chariots?
@@michalhashtag1627 Valid point, I suppose. Though, the Crystalians seem to thrive and not die off of it.
@@malikevans634 Canonically the rot can eat away at almost anything
rot does physical damage, not only rot damage
I think scarlet rot decays things thus effecting non organic substances.
0:33 Me trying to be quiet in the library
I want you to know.... i hate you.
Ive got an abscessed tooth and have been doing a really good job not smiling or laughing but I read this went back and watched this bit and damn near burst the abscess... 😂😂
Radahn and Malenia were the only 2 that had attacks strong enough to take the chariots down. Although I was looking forward to seeing Horah Loux taking the chariots to suplex city!
Rykard was very very close to taking all three chariots down.
@@John-zr6cv yes but I have to give some of the credit on his fight to the lava pit around him as well.
Radagon also had them below 30% maybe even lower. But, it was after he died. I thing Radahn was the closest
Going full Sabin
Gideon was so close
🤣🤣🤣🤣
To land a single hit
@@debasischinna4696 he was One Punch Man's weaker cousin: No Punch Man 😂
Serpent actually was
The fact that they had a formation to fight Rykard and acted as a cohesive unit is incredible to watch.
Only Radahn and Malenia could do it. That sounds about right.
Radahn is better than Morgott confirmed.
@@facundovera3227 he is indeed FAAAAAAAAAR stronger than Morgott
You mean malenia? Radahn died so did every other boss
radahn died
@@idgaf7963 still radahn did destroy the chariots, with some good rng he probably would've survived
"I know in my bones..."
He has no bones after those hit and runs
*_The fallen leaves tell a story,_*
*_Of how a tarnished became Elden Lord,_*
*_Across the fog, in the Lands Between,_*
*_Our seed will look back on us and recall,_*
*_That which defined our age,_*
*_THE AGE OF ROADKILL!_*
Truly magnificent!
*TOGETHAAAA WE SHALL RUN OVER THE VERY GODS!*
Horah Loux tried to give a hug to oncoming traffic.
He thought he was the main character in a superpowered action movie.
1:25 Rennala is most fun ahh! They hit like trucks and most bosses got steamrolled and Gideon went even further :P. Malenia is the only one who survived but apparently she forgot everything about fighting except Scarlet Aeonia.
When the trucks hit, you won't think of anything other than "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" and fly around like an idiot if you could.
At least Radahnn killed all three too... just died doing it.
Well thats js how Malenia is programmed
Radahn: IF I DIE, I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!
The chariots were always unnerving for me. The fact they are unmanned- but still are trying their best to kill you is very disturbing (edit I hate big machines that act on their own)
Going down into the crypts where these things are always freaked me out. I don't know why something about being alone deep underground with one of these inanimate but still lethal machines or automatons is really unerving.
Scariest thing in the game...
@@Agc2749 Same, that’s why I hated dwemer ruins in Skyrim…. Worst of the worst 🥲
@@dawodghammudi3699 They’re so cool though. I always liked the premise of advanced technology from the past.
Nothing terrifies me more than being summoned in a dungeon where these mechanized monstrosities are located. And of course I or the host dies 😂
I love how the fire giant looks like he’s being tripped by some RC cars
"... Sir Gideon Ofnir: The all knowing carpet!"
Malenia being the only survivor was kinda badass. But my favorite part? The moment when the Godskin Noble tried to throw a fireball at the stationary chariots, and all 3 immediately charged forward, destroying every single pillar in the way, then destroyed the two in a heartbeat. Never enjoyed watching the Duo suffering end so quickly, but that was worth it
She had to spam 2 nukes lol
@@il1680 True. Though she isn't the only one capable of the nukes. She's just the only one who got them off
Malenia is the true monster
Even the chariots witness true horror...
I was actually very impressed she was able to defeat them
@@MaverickV4134 she has luck with her AI putting scarlet aeonia two times in a row, otherwise im sure she wouldnt survive
@@JavorinaMaria Exactly. I was scouring the comment section looking for this point but couldn't find it anywhere, surprisingly. It was the first thing I thought of too when I saw her bust out with scarlet aeonia a second time so quickly. If the simulation was rerun 10 times I'd bet the chariots win 8 out of 10 attempts.
@@Final-Ts still, the fact the she has a chance to win these impossible fights shows how busted she is
Since that day, three tanks have been built in a golden tree
LOL. It's so funny how they steamrolling the bosses running over them like rag dolls or mincemeat. Most of them didn't even have much of a chance to get going. Can't believe how Malenia survived.
2 Aeonias in a row she had god tier rng
@@Yannick-lr6kn well she is the goddess of rot so
@@Yannick-lr6kn It’s not rng, she will almost always do it one more time below half health.
survived to 1 hit.
sure in more tries... she's not
@@AnjuSenpai “almost always” sounds like rng gang…
Godrick: “I am the Lord of all that is Gold- ARRRRGHHHHHHHHH”
2:56 im suddenly reminded of that one time i took a speeding skateboard to the shin
8:13
They really said
“Nihil this you filthy casual”
*gideon having his speech
chariots: You done?
Gideon: Yeah
*gets instantly run over by chariots
The chariots immediately mowing down Rennala in the second stage gets me every time. Not even a chance 💀
Not even chariots may defeat Malenia… abandon all hope…
I just love that a chariot t-bagged Gideon at 10:15. Wasn't on my bingo card, but I'll take it
This tells us two things, these things are busted, the bosses who can survive(kill them) are busted. Malenia who casually takes on 50+ tree sentinels without effort.
She has never known defeat.
if not for those two scarlet aeonias in a row they would for sure kill her
We need a summonable Chariot
Lmaooo😅😅
God I wish Horah couldve picked one of these up for the aerial bodyslam. That animation would be fucking priceless.
Something you failed to realize when making this video, as entertaining as it was to see the godskin duo get absolutely poned...those chariot cannot be stunned.
The chariots just waiting for the bosses to start the fight, then suddenly "You have agitated T H E C H A R I O T S"
the entire god-serpent/Rykard fight was great. brutal kill, followed by the perfect synchronized roll out, then they just idle until Rykard tosses his little ghost ball. it came down to the wire.
I was scared for them, not gonna lie, but they pulled through.
The academy got wrecked so hard lmfaoo just people flying around getting crushed 😂
The anguish I feel at watching these types of videos and then getting to Rennala’s part, that poor woman gets annihilated by everything.
Malenia never ceases to surprise us
Gideon: "I know...in my bones..."
What bones?
4:22
"hey guys check this wheelie"
I love their slow turn-around when Rykard gets back up
Like "Waaait a minute..."
6:46
They way they turn around like it’s a fucking anime lmao
The lands between most dangerous car accidents compilation
I feel so much satisfaction watching Godskin Duo getting repeatedly run over.
“A Man cannot Kill a God?”
What a Grand an Intoxicating Innocence!
And i thought Godfrey was the king of poise break. These Chariots chunk thru poise literally soon as they hit the boss.🤯 Lol when they got to Gideon i imagined them saying "welp unto eternity it shall be" as they just pummel him to ashes so suddenly 9:50
Gideon made me happy. "ahh I knew you'd come" proceeds to get hit by a truck
Marika should've known that the hope to kill Elden Beast was sleeping in some random catacombs
Alternate Title: Elden Ring Bosses Vs. Vehicular Manslaughter
Malenia como sempre sobrevive. Se eles não aguentaram, imaginem os jogadores...
Fire Giant straight up got attacked by RC cars with nails attached.
2:55 I to was an adventurer like you.. then I took a chariot to the knee
Damn Fire Giant looks like he initially stepped on a Lego and just couldn't recover from there.
love how in renala phase two it was basically her getting run over
I love this, "Hey, you know these bosses that have kicked your ass so many times? Yeah, here they are! ANyways, UNLEASH THE LAWNMOWERS!"
Thank you, chariots. You are detached fair shakers.
Seeing these things free drive after players in the open world would be the biggest nightmare ever in this game.
The way Gideon flew lmao
Imagine some willful mass of iron relentlessly aiming at your shins.
0:00 Godrick the Grafted
0:33 Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon
1:44 Starscourge Radahn
2:14 Morgott, the Omen King
2:45 Fire Giant
3:45 Godskin Duo
4:34 Beast Clergyman/Maliketh
5:18 Dragonlord Placidusax
6:02 God-Devouring Serpent
6:42 Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy
7:48 Mohg, Lord of Blood
8:28 Malenia, Blade of Miquella
9:31 Sir Gideon Ofnir, the Gigachad
10:29 Godfrey, First Elden Lord/Hoarah Loux
11:17 Radagon of the Golden Order
11:53 Elden Beast
The renalla first phase, holy cow, talk about vehicular manslaughter.
Now those bosses know the true struggles of the game
Seeing the Godskin Duo get housed was so satisfying lol
I just thinks it’s hilarious how Godrick dies before he can even finish his scream 😂
And his death line plays over the scream
So these things do insane poise break and the stun locking is pretty hilarious
Ngl it was a thing of beauty watching the fire giant get stunlocked!
Sir Gideon the All-bouncing
Malenia built different
Radahn actually pulled it off. He died in the process, but he pulled it off
I was wondering if Melania with her health regeneration and devastating Area of Effect attacks would pull it off.
In this case, Malenia lost. If she didn't use Eonia, she would definitely lose. So, Chariot's all-kill.
Malenia, my beloved of rot
Car enthusiasts: Cars improve the lives of all!
The cars:
I laughed harder than I should've at Gideon giving his speech only to be immediately killed.
the malenia one was pure luck, she almost never uses scarlet aeonia twice in a row
How tf a literal god, a cosmic entity, a powerful being, fell to 3 cars?
But can the Merciless Watchers match the Merciless Chariots?
Probably not unless they’re depth 5 and the chariots suffer the cursed effect
@@yikkizh_2694 Even then I don't see that happening, they're one of the easiest bosses in the Chalice Dungeons, even at that point.
Also I consider them one of the best Chalice Dungeon bosses to encounter at Depth 5 with the Cursed effect, they're an easy way to get powerful physical blood gems without being a chore. They're not a great fight mechanically, but the difficulty-to-reward ratio is skewed so far that I was always happy when I'd encounter them in a Cursed dungeon.
Thanks for that. So nice to watch some of these bosses get rag-dolled.
I LOVE malenia, but I honestly thought she would lose like everyone else, because it’s just unfair. They drive you over and youre stuck there while 3 tractors decide to drive against a wall on your head. But when she won, my mouth dropped. I didn’t even think she could do the scarlet aonia twice. I suppose what she has and I lack is a battle iq lol
The Charriot boss sat at Gideon’s door while he monologued like 🗿
Malenia lucked out
@@IambecomeMikeWazowski if she had bad luck and a chariot land another hit she's dead, luck definitely took part in it.
@@IambecomeMikeWazowski good rng
@@IambecomeMikeWazowski The clones would have also destroyed them.
She has never known defeat.
Chariots are the true elden lord
Of course Malenia..also I think these kind of videos would be way more interesting if people found a way to hack taking out the stager mechanic. Most of these fights go by in a heartbeat because the boss never has a chance to land any attacks because they’re staggered to oblivion.