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Don't buy flowers to apologise or cover up something you've done wrong. Flowers are supposed to be an indication you were thinking about your woman for positive reasons.
nah i hate chocolate now. and never been fond of it anyway. if someone gave me chocolate i would probably return it or give it to my family. i feel nauseous eating it.
It’s simple. The more of the following and you have the better: - resources (i.e. money, property, etc.) - status (fame, position, influence, respect of peers, etc.) - physical appeal (6’+, six pack, broad shoulders, 8”+ lingam, etc.)
My last girlfriend was totally predictable. She would take the opposite opinion I had, no matter what. I started to have fun with that after I figured it out.
I think this man is absolutely hilarious! I have stopped watching him bc he has added "f***" to his comedy set. He is so funny, and ge doesn't NEED that word to be funnier! He has also started telling "inappropriate" jokes. I loved him bc he was hysterical and clean. Even his "ass" skit was done with class. I am sad to see him turn to "The dark side" 😢 ❤
When you do figure out what it is , and bring it up , they lie and say. no your wrong .Wich leaves you scratching your head 🤔 thinking I can't figure??😂
Get therapy when needed Learn interpersonal communication Learn to listen Develop personality Also yes flowers. Lol But also learn what both your love languages are. ❤
@@humanafterallTF2 why do you see cultivating a personality as becoming obnoxious? Or rather why do you equate personality in general to being obnoxious?
@@athenovae i guess i percieve really talkative people obnoxious. I do lack personality and i am introvert so should not judge others, it's just 100% guaranteed that im judged by higly social people so i guess it's a stalemate situation
i agree. i will much rather have flowers than receive some nausea-inducing chocolate. i don’t know how to take care of flowers tho. to be fair, i’m not the type of lady to expect and appreciate gifts from men. i would much rather be the one to gift him, thank you. i want to spoil him and shower him with gifts. not the other way around, ugh.
Women are a mystery to themselves?? I know; i have a mother; two sisters (one older) 8 aunties (mums sisters) 20girl first cousins; 11 nieces from my siblings (mother’s side)... not counting my cousins kids. I have only Chief’s ; no indians (oh i think the men are the indians in this family) on my mothers side 😂🤪🤣 They boss their husbands too! 😂😎
Excuse my French, but I swear, even the clitoris is not the key, had a girlfriend who HATED to be touched... So yeah, flowers is the only proven method so far
Not being mean but you could clean up a little sir. & I think you might have better luck with the women! No, really! Speaking from a woman's point of view! ❤😊
Even the flowers are hit and miss most of the time. 😂
Yes, the timing is crucial. How it works. Dont ask me, its a mystery too.
Sure! "Flowers - What have you done now?"
I second that! 😂
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣 epic
Unfortunately my wife is allergic to flowers. The disadvantage is that if I want to surprise her it costs a lot of money.😜
Do NOT buy flowers at the wrong time. We are still trying to nail down what the wrong time is.
Don't buy flowers to apologise or cover up something you've done wrong. Flowers are supposed to be an indication you were thinking about your woman for positive reasons.
His chuckle is the best 😂❤
Women's strategy is say "want to come back to my place?" Works every time.
Once walked up to my, then, gf's house with a big bouquet of flowers. Random woman in the street: " WTF did you do wrong?"
Ismo, you are hilarious
Been watching this dude for two weeks...he's a beast...why he's not at the top and Rogan and his sad mates are is beyond me
Amen to that! He seems like a decent fellow, and doesn't do "controversial" comedy. He's just plain hilarious.
My wife is like a crow, she likes shiny things.
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Make sure they’re new
@@us-BahnOther people's shiny things work equally well
@@stephenmcinerney9457 Not good enough. The seat of my pants are shiny. The ladies like new & shiny.
Uh, then again, you might have had some success at courting, or are you single?😮
Hot tip Ismo! 🍷 wine, my friend a glass of wine and a kind listening 👂
You are the best, ISMO!❤
No it's not, "I would love for you to be right, but it's not"
😂🤣😂🤣😭
Smooth handling
Hilarious !!!! This guy is a genius!!!!
This guy is a genius :D
If I look at some female instagram accounts, I disagree with "subtle" 😂
This just in ... most of us enjoy chocolate too 😉
And cheese.
@@Rugged-Mongol and pasta
I think Edible arrangements solved the mystery.. flower bouquets made out of chocolates and fruit.
We have new information, write this down!
nah i hate chocolate now. and never been fond of it anyway. if someone gave me chocolate i would probably return it or give it to my family. i feel nauseous eating it.
I love this man!
have the impression of hearing Seinfeld on this bit at 90s. i love Ismo anyway, he’s gold stuff
Restaurant may or may not be a parameter of the equation.
It’s simple.
The more of the following and you have the better:
- resources (i.e. money, property, etc.)
- status (fame, position, influence, respect of peers, etc.)
- physical appeal (6’+, six pack, broad shoulders, 8”+ lingam, etc.)
I don’t like flowers… so back to the drawing board for you! HAHAHA!
Awesome!
every things he say is masterpiece
You got that right, Kimberly G.!
ISMO!!! Haven't heard from you in a couple years!
He is really good 👍
You are great, man from Jyväskylä?
On kyllä, Jyväskylästä.
Since then chocolate is invented and overpowered the flowers.
Do you have source data on that by any chance?
ew chocolate
U r very funny 😂😂😂
A mystery 🥺😂
You are the funniest and most intelligent comedian nowadays, I think.
this guy is hilarious
It's a mystery to the bottom 80% of men. But to the top 20% of men, it's an all you can eat buffet.
I got the answer it’s to grow the flowers and grow the food everywhere because happiness is a healthy nest to live in❤❤❤❤❤
After 20 years of personal research my conclusion is:
WTF I have no idea
No one has, don't worry. 😂
Legend
Money works more times than it does not. So there is a significant relevance that having money is better than not having in getting W.
Having money is better than not, if only for financial reasons...😊
The data is there. It's just incongruent 😂
What does the lady shout?
“No it’s not”
Good one
I thought they just played being mysterious!
Geuss I am wrong about that 2
My last girlfriend was totally predictable. She would take the opposite opinion I had, no matter what. I started to have fun with that after I figured it out.
You forgot the cash and the fancy car
Ismo, you forgot about Diamonds 😂
Full special when
I think this man is absolutely hilarious! I have stopped watching him bc he has added "f***" to his comedy set. He is so funny, and ge doesn't NEED that word to be funnier! He has also started telling "inappropriate" jokes. I loved him bc he was hysterical and clean. Even his "ass" skit was done with class. I am sad to see him turn to "The dark side" 😢 ❤
Just found out about you. Funny stuff!
Toyah Wilcox, a lovely English lady, sings It’s A Mystery.
If she likes you , you can do say and do almost anything and she likes it. If she doesn't like you, it doesn't matter what you say or do, it's creepy.
Genius ! 🎉😅😊
We're still waiting for more data😂
Cleats he hasn't taken the red pill
The secret is that they dont know either and are hoping we find out for them.
You have to actually care.. can't fake that.
Is there a tutorial on youtube on how to do that?
@@sarcasm-83 yes, you can learn anything on RUclips
@@megaluminous Lol, ain't that the truth!
Women = quantum physics
You could not be more wrong.
Every time i buy flowers to my woman, she ask me what i have done.
Its like she already know i have done something bad..
@bobi miiu lol
Here in Scandinavia, even a 3 year old child know that very well.
Mmm. I cant even phone mine from work and she goes.. "what is wrong?"... o.o
@@mizmera lol
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When you do figure out what it is , and bring it up , they lie and say. no your wrong .Wich leaves you scratching your head 🤔 thinking I can't figure??😂
What’s a woman?
i have no idea.
🤣
Ur mom
No one knows. The women themselves don't know.
Haha! And we still not understand it? The flowers
Never buy flowers to apologize
It's worked for me before
If a woman is into you but angry, flowers will work. If she's no longer into you they will just make her angrier.
That is genius
Is it ironic the word subtle has the letter "b" in it?
Why is it not spelled "suttle"?
"More research is needed"
Well somehow it worked out, since we're here
Im like a woman whisperer.
Haha that is classic
It's a good sign if a man does not buy you flowers because it means he has done nothing wrong.
Check out
lol im not sure hes up to date on the data...we figured it out, we just dont like the results.
New studies show chocolate may have an impact, but further testing is required
Chocolates hardly fail
idc ur name is gismo now
Flowers. Nah. Giving a bush out arises questions. Where you’ve been, what have you been up to?
@pouu ktin , how many ways there are handing them over?
Their sexuality is only a single layer of the multilevel scheming and vicious ravage horror
It's purely economics. A 40 billion dollar global industry designed to cater to guys who are trying to get laid.
Youre really funny but WTH happened to your hair?
I dont think he really cares about his hair… so why should u
@@serkomaani4346 Just wondered what happened. You can crawl back where u came from.
Get therapy when needed
Learn interpersonal communication
Learn to listen
Develop personality
Also yes flowers. Lol
But also learn what both your love languages are. ❤
Why i find the "develop personality" part dubious? To me it reads: "become obnoxious loud mouth so you will be seen and heard". Most of the time
@@humanafterallTF2 why do you see cultivating a personality as becoming obnoxious? Or rather why do you equate personality in general to being obnoxious?
@@athenovae i guess i percieve really talkative people obnoxious. I do lack personality and i am introvert so should not judge others, it's just 100% guaranteed that im judged by higly social people so i guess it's a stalemate situation
You forgot tall, fit, rand rich.
😂😅😂
Shouldn't have bought that wreath.. It almost cost my life!
It's diamonds... that'll shut her up🙃😉
Not really. For shallow ppl sure but the average person can discern how empty only doing that is
But for how long? 😊
i agree. i will much rather have flowers than receive some nausea-inducing chocolate. i don’t know how to take care of flowers tho. to be fair, i’m not the type of lady to expect and appreciate gifts from men. i would much rather be the one to gift him, thank you. i want to spoil him and shower him with gifts. not the other way around, ugh.
😂😂❤
Clearly this man doesnt know about money and power. Thats what has gotten every panty to drop for the last 6000 years.
Women are a mystery to themselves??
I know; i have a mother; two sisters (one older) 8 aunties (mums sisters) 20girl first cousins; 11 nieces from my siblings (mother’s side)... not counting my cousins kids.
I have only Chief’s ; no indians (oh i think the men are the indians in this family) on my mothers side 😂🤪🤣
They boss their husbands too! 😂😎
@alida flus
True that; buy it to get lucky 😂🤪
All you need is to have lots of money and be a dominant male of your tribe.
And she will still cheat you, like men cheat women.
😂😂😂😂
If she needs to be in a relationship you don’t have to do much except maybe avoid the gratuitous arguments.
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What do women want? More. There, thank me later.
Not really. Just be rich. See what happens then...
....it may also.... be a good idea to buy.......condoms...😁
#roasted #google 😅
Excuse my French, but I swear, even the clitoris is not the key, had a girlfriend who HATED to be touched... So yeah, flowers is the only proven method so far
Not being mean but you could clean up a little sir. & I think you might have better luck with the women! No, really! Speaking from a woman's point of view! ❤😊
You are aware his clothes are part of the act, right?
Koska Ismo Joe Roganin vieraaksi?
Joe Rogan voi kyllä suksia kuuseen
Ylihuomenna varmaan.
Even though he's a hack I still find him very funny
Lol there’s plenty of “data” 🤣🌻🫶🏽
Whoooosh.
There is zero logical, consistant, coherant data.
Not anything that can be explained logically lol.
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