Bangalore: "How is this guy frying me with guns with no Digi Threat and is literally at the other end of my smoke. Could he be hackin-" Mirage: "You pathetic mortal, *I CONSUME 15 GRAMS OF CINNAMON ON MY PORKCHOP*
@@bira5775 Bloodhound: Hmmm... how does this man slatra before looking at his prey he must have something specia- Mirage: Well bud, It woulda been nice If you didn't throw that 15 gram Clove pork chop away wouldn't it (Stabs Bloodhound)
The Random Explorer Gibraltar: Bruddas! This dude is shootin thru mah dome, is dah game rigged? Mirage: I HAD TOO MUCH SPARE CINNAMON IN A BOWL AND DROPPED MY BULLETS INTO IT AND NOW THEY ARE MAGICAL (Please DONT ban me)
Wraith: “Wait...someone else is in my phase dimension, who could possibly be able to get into my dimension without taking any portals I placed? Mirage: “You idiot, I consumed 15 grams of cinnamon and cloves on a pork chop, allowing me to have the same powers as you wraith you pathetic imbecile”
Fun fact. Dementia and or alzheimers runs in mirages family. His mother is starting to forget things. And mirage has apparent cognitive decline. He may have remembered the recipe wrong.
broke: The recipe was written poorly and its author didnt know about the potency of cloves. woke: the recipe is accurate and Mirage is a cloves loving weirdo
Well in one of the loading screen backgrounds, Mirage kinda sorta vaguely describes his family’s Glazed Pork Chop recipe Gotta say, that made me hungry for pork chops
Mirage's backstory is actually really sad, his brothers dying in the war, his mom having dementia, and his stuttering, forgetting things, and mispronouncing words means he's heading down the same path as her. I'm glad he became friends with most of the legends, he's gonna need them later in his life.
Mirage loves pork chops so much because his mother loves them. His mother has Alzheimer's and he loves his mom so much. It's a heartbreaking discovery which makes his love for pork chops all the more special
So is that where all the cloves comes from? As she started to fade she'd slowly add more and more cloves, and since he would eat it anyway he gradually grew a taste for more and more cloves in his glaze?
@@ravenfrancis1476 its almost like if you've never used an ingredient in your life you shouldn't write a recipe that includes it, and the person who wrote 15g of cloves has clearly never used cloves.
I assume he meant milligrams, because you can't measure volume with a scale (unless Babish is some sort of math magician and knows the density of all the ingredients)
What if the government created flavorful potatoes? Actually no, flavorful potatoes dont exists, potatoes are too bland to be flavorful and will always be bland
@@letsbrownbag apex lore: haha sport go brrr titanfall lore: apex predators imc militia war battle of Demeter (Tried to write this with least spoilers)
Glazed pork chops can be notoriously difficult to get just right. Thank you Babish for showing us your mistakes so we can all learn from them. Made this today and it turned out fantastic. I added raspberry preserves, mirin and a little soy to the glaze which helped a lot as opposed to the pineapple juice which is didn’t have on hand.
Now I'm picturing you as an Apex character. Tactical: The stove top: Instant blue flames in a small area, dealing 30-40 points of damage. Turns most small buildings into an oven. Passive: The Clean Plate Club: Reviving Teammates or Self also tops up their ammo. Ultimate: Being with Babish: Instantly heal all teammates. If they were at 100%, maxes store of current ammo.
Youll notice he didnt do the Binging with Babish patented utensil shake when he enjoys something. For one brief moment he transcended to his culinary nirvana and was just stunned. Pretty good chance that was the single best pork product he'd ever eaten. Id still vote for the hot dogs myself.
@@dysphoria_1.040 What? Sausages can be pork products, the casing can be pork and so is the meat filling, a Wikipedia search to know how a sausage is made is not that hard.
I gave myself flashbacks when i commented the same thing on some of his older videos but so far he hasn't done this at all and i think ive commented the same thing at least 7 or 8 times.
I tried to make a hot sauce a few days back, but since in my tiny town in the middle of Russian nowhere spices are limited to ground "red pepper" and "black pepper" I ended up with a very... sandy sauce that's still not hot enough :\
Just yesterday I was watching another Babish video sponsored by the National Pork Board with a very well-dubbed and very repetitive "145 degrees farenheit" throughout the video, so this mistake on his part was real surprising.
Delicious! Being someone who’s younger, this was my first time preparing a dish, and this turned out wonderfully for me. Thank you for the wonderful recipe!
I think the first recipe is so excessive with cloves to emphasize that Mirage isn't very smart. However, when some of the devs realized people were actually attempting to make the recipe, they released the revised version so it would actually be palatable.
Apparently it turns out Mirage is in the early stages of some kind of neurodegenerative disease _(likely Alzheimer's),_ so he might have remembered the recipe wrong
This provides a VERY interesting insight. I'm very surprised by how many people must choose consecutive numbers. I would guess that their thinking was that most people would avoid consecutive numbers because it doesn't "look" probable. They tried to out-think the average punter and found that lots of other people did the same. Where there are million of people playing it only takes a minute percentage to have the same idea as you and you're screwed. In reality the best way is to go truly random. There's always the bind of what happens when you select randomly and turn up a series or pattern. I think I'd be tempted to re-randomise in such situations.....
@@stevethea5250 VERY interesting indeed, Steven. Whats more interesting is that you've managed to make a fantasy football comment on a food video. Luckily, lots of other people did not do the same. Please don't end up in a series or pattern of misplaced comments.
6:56 😂 I love to see him get all hyped when his original recipes are good, cause I know how it feels to make good tasting things and seeing someone I look up to have the same reaction is really cool.
Man this is why I freaking LOVE this channel, you're always down to make the recipe from the source even if it means it's going to taste bad, just to experiment and it's so entertaining to watch.
@@the_biggest_chungus7508 I know that but I didn't realize you can look up the density of mustard. Guess I shouldn't be se suprised, this is the internet after all.
I first watched this with no audio and I remember watching him add half a container each of spices to the glaze at first and I was like “....... hol up”
One of my favorite things about your videos is when you talk to Alton Brown about how you're doing something as if he were an authority. Which lets face it, he is. Alton is a true culinary scientist, the OG teacher that we all needed. You and Alton are my favorite chefs by a large margin. Can't wait for that collab one day!!
@@haoui1864 no, a mililiter is a measure of volume. A miligram is a measure of weight. The two don't equate to each other. It depends on the density of the liquid
I said milligrams instead of milliliters...I thought geometry was my weakest point but it might be math in general. Or, just, school.
yuyup. feel it
Really a good cook who measures pretty good
Can you make homers donuts
😂
Why are you measuring milliliters with a scale, the weight isn't 1:1
Any fictional character: *mentions food*
Babish: *thats mine now*
Still waiting for plump helmet biscuits or something Dwarf Fortress inspired.
missed opportunity for "It's free real estate" reference
Hippity hoppity your food is now my property
So Babish is actually Caustic, lol
If a recipe is provided, the internet will deliver
I’m gonna give this game a try when I get back home, so keep an eye out for “bingingwithbabish” if you want an easy/repeated kill
Oh wow hi babish
Binging with Babish, good luck
What a mood tbh
Squad up with me lets go
What are you going to play on? I would be happy to play with you
Caustic: "why is my gas not burning you???"
Mirage: "fool! I eat 15 grams of cloves as a treat"
Bangalore: "How is this guy frying me with guns with no Digi Threat and is literally at the other end of my smoke. Could he be hackin-"
Mirage: "You pathetic mortal, *I CONSUME 15 GRAMS OF CINNAMON ON MY PORKCHOP*
@@sapphichoe octane: WHY DOES HE RUN FASTER THAN ME, ME?!
MIRAGE: *FOOLISH CREATURE I HAVE CONSUMED MORE THAN 15 GRAMS OF CLOVERS AND CINNAMON!*
@@bira5775 Bloodhound: Hmmm... how does this man slatra before looking at his prey he must have something specia-
Mirage: Well bud, It woulda been nice If you didn't throw that 15 gram Clove pork chop away wouldn't it (Stabs Bloodhound)
The Random Explorer Gibraltar: Bruddas! This dude is shootin thru mah dome, is dah game rigged?
Mirage: I HAD TOO MUCH SPARE CINNAMON IN A BOWL AND DROPPED MY BULLETS INTO IT AND NOW THEY ARE MAGICAL (Please DONT ban me)
Wraith: “Wait...someone else is in my phase dimension, who could possibly be able to get into my dimension without taking any portals I placed?
Mirage: “You idiot, I consumed 15 grams of cinnamon and cloves on a pork chop, allowing me to have the same powers as you wraith you pathetic imbecile”
When Babish explicitly says something is tasty, it's time to go to buy some ingredients.
Vicatoren Definitely trying out this recipe and not just because Mirage is my favorite character 👀
the way he shakes his cutleries at the end says it all.
@666LaVey666 take a joke
And buy a soove machine
@Yosef Brosef this is better than my comment lol
this is becuase Mirage is a trickster who tried pranking babish into eating a whole bottle of cloves
Fuckin legend
@@pedrop4174
Oh, i would say he's a *apex* legend.
Indeed
i got it to 69 likes
you got bamboozled!
In the loading screen it says a pinch of cinnamon and a pinch of ground cloves now
Lmao ofc
TheTurtle Gaming I’m thinking the developers and writers really didn’t know anything about cooking.
i think its because in the future people have a WAY higher tolerence to sugar and cloves so it tastes blander
Wait Wait what loading screen
Davon Abeyta family recipe
Fun fact. Dementia and or alzheimers runs in mirages family. His mother is starting to forget things. And mirage has apparent cognitive decline. He may have remembered the recipe wrong.
Is that why he keeps stammering or doesn’t know how to say certain words like “extravagant”
@@hiimferdie9538 yup
That’s so sad
He also forgets a speech that he was going to say
@@someoneonline9893 actually, he wrote a speech.... forget it let’s just fight
“it doesn’t just taste like cloves, it burns like cloves.”
*the cloves’ feelings are hurt*
Cloves will remember that
*Cloves left the conversation*
Tongue burned to death
@@DogLoverBro_ good job wasting all the Chops SMH
Jennifer Leiper no no no no
*the cloves burned that into there memory*
broke: The recipe was written poorly and its author didnt know about the potency of cloves.
woke: the recipe is accurate and Mirage is a cloves loving weirdo
Or one is the one he uses when he wants to impress aaaaand the other is for whoever is being a particularly large a**
bespoke: Mirage forgot the correct measurements for the recipe because he's a dingus
Woke: in this universe people bred cloves to be weaker
Mirage must be having a bad breath from all of these cloves
Well in one of the loading screen backgrounds, Mirage kinda sorta vaguely describes his family’s Glazed Pork Chop recipe
Gotta say, that made me hungry for pork chops
Babish: This first recipe sucks.
Mirage: You’ve been bamboozled!
Your comment will be highlighten soon
This will be top comment. Fuck you
Lmfao
🤣🤣🤣🤣BAMBOOZLED!!!
Ok, thats a good one!
Mirage's backstory is actually really sad, his brothers dying in the war, his mom having dementia, and his stuttering, forgetting things, and mispronouncing words means he's heading down the same path as her. I'm glad he became friends with most of the legends, he's gonna need them later in his life.
I mean technically apex is a blood sport and they’re all supposed to fight to the death but...
@@ryanbolson23 No worries the Militia has a load of Mobile Respawn Beacons
@@gokcenefebayar3062 lol
Pathfinder is gonna help him
he is not real...
I bet Babish takes his own kosher salt to sit down restaurants
Ja Crispy
Is he Jewish?
@@donoftherighteous5205 yes
@@patrikgajcevic8123 where is that mentioned?
@@donoftherighteous5205 But he eats pork
Superb I have a lot of Jewish friends who don’t completely follow the diet
“Ok guys today we are making “cooked mutton” from minecraft”
I mean, a minecraft episode would be awesome.
Maybe he could make the rabbit stew or something
Nope, not labor intensive enough, better go with the cake recipe
@@VerdeMorte it was a joke but k
I could use a mushroom soup episode
Babish: Ruins first pork chop for authenticity.
“If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs.”
Nicholas Herdzik but hotdogs don’t taste like death
*Laughs in STEVEN UNIVERSE*
Nicholas Herdzik lol
"Rose's canon fires"
@@jorjicostava1839
Taking out the house's roof
Mirage after Babish tries the first recipe:
"You got bamboozled look at you"
No replies in over a year and 1.4k likes?
Now two replies for the amazing comment
Three
Five
Six
Next:Octanes's drugs form Apex Legends
Hello everyone today we're gonna be cooking stim from Apex Legends and Titanfa-
Next: Gibraltar's gay pie from Apex Legends
It's literally just pure adrenaline
@@sapphichoe *gay pie* is the best thing ive heard all day
so today we will be cooking bloodhounds bird artur
*random GTA V npc talks about a potato*
Babish: “Alright so today we are making the potato from Grand Theft...”
Literally just left a comment about all the gtav recipes that he should try lol
@@zstrode.8953 octopus for breakfast from GTA San Andreas
Tbf, Mirage mentions his pork chops a lot.
Also, if Babish was gonna make something from GTA, it’d be Meth
Agent 14's potluck roast or the banana cream pudding from the person that Rackman was yelling at.
Arkz Isn’t that GTA IV?
"And then things go terribly wrong"
As expected of anything Mirage
*Crypto has entered the chat*
Oh, c'mon man, not Everything goes like that
CaptainTalon448 the food is trash like the people who play Ash in Rs6 or Mirage in Apex
@@christopherseirup7674 hey mirage is 200 iq meta!
Yeah
That’s about right
looking for something to watch before I start a game of apex... and this is suggested to me lmfao
Cap
Ahhahahahahahaa same
@@cortexbruh9653 H-how?
Cap and don’t play apex
@@o2-spitfire178 how tf is that cap. Why you so toxic?
Mirage loves pork chops so much because his mother loves them. His mother has Alzheimer's and he loves his mom so much. It's a heartbreaking discovery which makes his love for pork chops all the more special
I love mirage even more ughh
"I feel my heart crack"
- Felix Kjellberg
So is that where all the cloves comes from? As she started to fade she'd slowly add more and more cloves, and since he would eat it anyway he gradually grew a taste for more and more cloves in his glaze?
@@clydemactavish3457 ok
@@clydemactavish3457 better than destiny
"hot things are hot"
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Ho there son, is that water wet?
Oi, is the sun burning?
Ey, is Ice cold?
Yeah, this is big brain moment
"People die when they are killed"
Game developer can’t make a recipe without having to patch it later hehe.
It's almost like they're game developers and not master chefs.
@@ravenfrancis1476 Because only a master chef would know the difference between 15 and 0.4 grams, relax.
@@ravenfrancis1476 not even almost the situation
@@ravenfrancis1476 its almost like if you've never used an ingredient in your life you shouldn't write a recipe that includes it, and the person who wrote 15g of cloves has clearly never used cloves.
LMAO
Next up: Pathfinder's Leviathan stew.
i bet it taste like chicken
Jack cooper's barbecued prowler
Wraiths inter dimensional drink
Octanes heroine
Revenant’s blood of the children
Babish: *Makes absolutely anything using his saucepan*
His followers: *S A U C E P I N*
Conqueror Ezreal yeah dude, I’ve been binging his old episodes and he says “saucePAN” and it just doesn’t feel right
I'm pretty new 'round here, so I wasn't sure if "saucepin" was a thing we talked about or not. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
I just got a quadruple kill with fanny😂😂
sus
@@newman6434 what
Do Iroh's tea from Avatar: The Last Airbender
lol he has hundreds of tea recipes :P
Corypheus Yes
@@sharangcool then it will be a special episode!
Yes!
In one episode he opened a tea ☕️ shop
*Babish tastes the first porkchop*
Mirage: "You got bamboozled!"
Lmfao I'm dead
@@connorcrossman5869 lol
He’s been smackledorfed.
@@mattlane5632 That's not even a word and I agree with ya!
@@inactive736 lol
"If the scary murder bot doesn't want to say thank you the scary murder bot doesn't want to say thank you"
I’m not thanking you
Doesn't have to*
Shut it skinsuit
I didn’t do it for you
please dont eat me
"oh my god this is delicious"
yeah that's fair i guess, babish is a really good che-
"one of the top five best dishes i ever made"
_holy shit_
Oimatejohnson Oimatejohnson Surprised me too 😂
@@ranveerchavan23 dare i say, an apex legend?
Feels even better when you're the guy who requested it
@@ranveerchavan23 yes
@@jotaros_dolphins2213 nice
Maybe the original was like a "DECOY" because he obviously didnt want anyone knowing, he says it in the loading screen
Smiling Cat wait is that for real ?
@@kr2082 think it was a joke dude
@@hook_electric4279 well maybe it could be a decoy mainly because he did state that it is a secret recipe
Yes, in the s3 loading screen of mirages room, it says at the end that its a family secret recipe and doesnt want anyone to know about it.
any character from a series: *mentions food they like*
babish: _it's free real estate_
Cancer
@@FV4030 Does being a piece of garbage come naturally or do you have to practice?
Mason Blatteau the mans just commented on RUclips you’re being pretentious.
Mason Blatteau He just said cancer calm the fuck down lmao
If you like binging with babish you will definitely like joshua weissman, try him out he's really good
That loading screen was clearly written as a joke.
Babish: “Hold my whisk”
Hold my taste buds,
please......
I think its to show him possibly having dementia like his mother idk though I've only played once
Bit sad to ruin two nice porkchops for it though. He knew it would be horrible but still made two whole porkchops with the first "glaze"
@@thijsvandervoort8261 it makes me laugh hard when I saw him dump all of the cloves, knowing how brutal cloves is
"Everything is messaged in milligrams" *immediately starts saying milliliters*
I assume he meant milligrams, because you can't measure volume with a scale (unless Babish is some sort of math magician and knows the density of all the ingredients)
What if the government created flavorful potatoes? Actually no, flavorful potatoes dont exists, potatoes are too bland to be flavorful and will always be bland
Adam Watson ironic that you said messages instead of measured when joking about Babish’s word confusion haha! 😜
thing thing with metric in this aspect is that a milliliter of water (or anything with a similar density to water) equals one milligram
Mysterymelmoth yes but honey and mustard have much different density
Legend has it that he never took that pineapple piece out - he just tiny-whisked it into the liquid
Ha
you can literally see him take it out at the end if the video tho lmao
8:59
Was it legend that said that or Apex Lengends... I'm gonna go now.
@@buzzler745555 wooooosh
“Hot things are hot.”
every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes
Totally not copied
Lookin fake joker!
People die when they are killed.
Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor
People die if you kill them
Imagine being a psycho who uses people in a fighting arena as test subjects but gets killed by a sauté steak
Is this Apex lore? I never expected it to have lore
@@Coco-by8qs Yes, that is the character Caustic's lore. The universe they are in is the Tiatnfall universe, so that barely scratches the surface.
@@letsbrownbag apex lore: haha sport go brrr
titanfall lore: apex predators imc militia war battle of Demeter
(Tried to write this with least spoilers)
You should do something from the ultimate food-based game: Cooking Mama
YUESYSEYSEYSEYSEYESYESYESYE
I SECOND THAT AS WELL.
more like Cook, Serve, Delicious
**flashbacks** “WOW EVEN BETTER THAN MAMA!” (O - O)
The pizza from club penguin
I think I’ve got a pretty good idea;
Heavy’s Sandvich from Team Fortress 2
Oh god please
Think that's like, bread,bacon or ham I can't really tell,tomatoes,and lettace right?
@@karunas.840 bologna
Yes!
OM NOM NOM NOM
I was afraid that this might be a bamboozle, but you did it! The mad lad actually did it!!
Macro how do you not have more likes
MACRO HERE!
he makes "For Noobs" videos
Hi
I love you
Dad
Glazed pork chops can be notoriously difficult to get just right. Thank you Babish for showing us your mistakes so we can all learn from them. Made this today and it turned out fantastic. I added raspberry preserves, mirin and a little soy to the glaze which helped a lot as opposed to the pineapple juice which is didn’t have on hand.
"Made this today" no, you didn't. You added/changed ingredients so why are you saying thank you as if you actually followed the recipe?
Okay bro 😂
@@firstlast6437Orphan.
Mirage: *mentions pork chop recipe
Babish: *”I’ll take that”*
Mirage: pork chop recipe here
Babish: DEEBS
420 like👌
𝘓𝘰𝘭 𝘪 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘢
"Its free real estate"
The One babish 👁👄👁 give prok reciypee
Now I'm picturing you as an Apex character.
Tactical: The stove top: Instant blue flames in a small area, dealing 30-40 points of damage. Turns most small buildings into an oven.
Passive: The Clean Plate Club: Reviving Teammates or Self also tops up their ammo.
Ultimate: Being with Babish: Instantly heal all teammates. If they were at 100%, maxes store of current ammo.
Too op
Heirloom set is probably tiny whisk
Now I wonder what he would look like
Lol bit op
His heirloom is going to be a SAUCE PIN
Babish"Ruin these beautiful bone in pork chops"
Me "Cant afford those beautiful pork chops"
whining lil bishhh
Troy EGA this is an r/wooosh trap isn’t it
Pork is surprisingly affordable
Maybe 10 bucks from a good butcher. 8 from grocery store wtf.
13$ at your local starbucks
Youll notice he didnt do the Binging with Babish patented utensil shake when he enjoys something. For one brief moment he transcended to his culinary nirvana and was just stunned. Pretty good chance that was the single best pork product he'd ever eaten. Id still vote for the hot dogs myself.
Hotdogs are not even a pork product. They tell you it is, but I'm willing to bet that we don't even know what any of what's in them 🤣
@@dysphoria_1.040
What? Sausages can be pork products, the casing can be pork and so is the meat filling, a Wikipedia search to know how a sausage is made is not that hard.
@@NuclearRaven13 I made that comment at 4 am on a Saturday whacked outta my mind
Babish: "20 mL of white wine..."
*Adam Ragusea would like to know your location.*
yes
Why I season my white wine, not my pork chops
White wine vinegar, not just white wine.
not enough white wine
@@satagaming9144 why i season my whit not my wine
They put weird recipes everywhere just for Babish to find and recreate.
MOON CAKES from Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior. Please do this in an episode.
Greg Ritenour this comment gave me flashbacks
I gave myself flashbacks when i commented the same thing on some of his older videos but so far he hasn't done this at all and i think ive commented the same thing at least 7 or 8 times.
Im pretty sure you can just go buy moon cakes at a store lol The Wendy Wu movie didn’t invent them.
@@highlivin1917 we weren't saying they invented them but the ones in the movie looked pretty cool
Greg Ritenour por favor
7:25 how does the tiny whisk miraculously become clean after he caught it when he was whisking the glaze😂
Media Magic
CLEANEST edit I've even seen holy
"A judicious shaking of Cayenne..."
Chef Jon: *heavy breathing*
Isn't it Cayenne though ? As in Cayenne pepper ?
Chef John: *HEavy BREathing?*
There, now it's accurate.
@@444Immaterial Autocorrect did that and I wasn't sure.
Thanks for the laugh
"A LITTLE BIT OF CAYENNE"
*rLlY HeAVy BrEAthINg*
I did something similar when i was 10. i made a paprika steak sauce that was so filled with paprika it was grainy.
Bruh
I tried to make a hot sauce a few days back, but since in my tiny town in the middle of Russian nowhere spices are limited to ground "red pepper" and "black pepper" I ended up with a very... sandy sauce that's still not hot enough :\
I did the same thing with cornflakes
"The 160 degrees that the government tells us to" Actually, they've revised it and 145 is the recommended minimum now.
Yeah, they lowered it what feels like 10 years ago
Can i ask, how do you know that?
Reversible google?
Just yesterday I was watching another Babish video sponsored by the National Pork Board with a very well-dubbed and very repetitive "145 degrees farenheit" throughout the video, so this mistake on his part was real surprising.
Cooking to only 145 sounds like something somebody who wants Trichinosis would do
8:39 Figured Babish would start levitating at this point
Of all things, I never expected the pork chops from Apex lmao
same but i liked it because apex is by far the best battle royale at the moment
connor dunleavy I’ll take anything better than fortnite🤷🏾♂️
@@rodneymercure2536 exactly man i still play apex quite a lot and had to delete fortnite
I hate the new map
connor dunleavy plus I grounded my siblings from fort nite due to the amount of money that they were blowing just to get some weird ass skins🤦🏽♂️
Babish: This recipe sucks.
Mirage: (Turns invisible and leaves)
*Cries in decoy*
"Now you see me, now you don't"
If you like binging with babish you will definitely like joshua weissman, try him out he's really good
✋✋✋✋✋✋✋ that's disgusting!! something thick like that wow I see why people be sick and have all these symptoms we can't pronounce shake my head
@@bakinitright6637 I like watching him too
1:23 He literally recoils upon tasting the atrocity that is the glaze
Delicious! Being someone who’s younger, this was my first time preparing a dish, and this turned out wonderfully for me. Thank you for the wonderful recipe!
Happy you enjoyed it, i cant since im too young but with this i will leave it on my to do list!
Best of luck to you two
"but we will soldier on and ruin these beautiful bone-in pork chops"
Never doubted your commitment, Andrew.
haha
Got an idea for a future episode:
Ed’s Secret Sauce from “Good Burger”.
Ken Guy II YES
I second this
I third this
Babish needs to see this
It's my nut. Now you know
Taking a recipe from Apex Legends..
What's next?
The Chinese Lemon Chicken recipe from original Starcraft tutorial?
I don't see why not
I think you're onto something here...
WAT.
69th like, Nice.
What Chinese Lemon Chicken recipe from the original Starcraft tutorial? And where is the "would you like to know more?" button?
Any fictional character: *Mentions food*
Andrew: *It's free real-estate*
I think the first recipe is so excessive with cloves to emphasize that Mirage isn't very smart. However, when some of the devs realized people were actually attempting to make the recipe, they released the revised version so it would actually be palatable.
I mean Mirage is pretty smart
He just puts up this egotistical front that makes him look dumb, & his stuttering doesn't help either
Apparently it turns out Mirage is in the early stages of some kind of neurodegenerative disease _(likely Alzheimer's),_ so he might have remembered the recipe wrong
“Hot things are hot”
ah yes the floor here is made out of floor.
Eating acid and trying to join in on a normal conversation
people die if they are killed
ahhh yes
Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Ah yes, every minute in Russia is 60 seconds
Finally.
Someone link this to the Voice Actor For Mirage
This provides a VERY interesting insight. I'm very surprised by how many people must choose consecutive numbers. I would guess that their thinking was that most people would avoid consecutive numbers because it doesn't "look" probable. They tried to out-think the average punter and found that lots of other people did the same. Where there are million of people playing it only takes a minute percentage to have the same idea as you and you're screwed. In reality the best way is to go truly random. There's always the bind of what happens when you select randomly and turn up a series or pattern. I think I'd be tempted to re-randomise in such situations.....
@@stevethea5250 Da heck
@@stevethea5250 that was random.
@@stevethea5250 VERY interesting indeed, Steven. Whats more interesting is that you've managed to make a fantasy football comment on a food video. Luckily, lots of other people did not do the same. Please don't end up in a series or pattern of misplaced comments.
Done.
6:56 😂 I love to see him get all hyped when his original recipes are good, cause I know how it feels to make good tasting things and seeing someone I look up to have the same reaction is really cool.
Pro Babish cooking tip:
"Always use caution when blending hot things, hot things are hot"
Babish:It Tastes like nothing but cloves!
Mirage: *I don’t see a problem here!*
_"And then things go horribly wrong"_
**Mirage laughs in Bamboozle**
I recognized Mirage's voice. He's Roger Craig Smith.
SAWNICK
Beginning of the games official launch trailer, he sounds like jack cooper from titanfall 2, aka mathew mercer
Roger is known for playing other badass videogame protagonists such as Ezio Auditore, Chris Redfield and... sonic
@@v0rtexbeater as for sonic, not anymore
@@v0rtexbeater Kyle Crane from dying light too-
Babish: "I've never had cinnamon, clove, and pineapple all in one place"
Tiki Drinks: "Am I a joke to you?"
Yes. Especially those little umbrella.
Non joke Drink: Old Fashion and Side Car.
Painkiller would like to know your location
TV Show character: makes slightest mention of any food
Binging with Babish: hippity hoppity your recipe is my property
No one:
Andrew: "medium s a u c e p n"
stamp?
@@stevethea5250 6:07
@@iruka_wolf ahh Aussies say it like that too
@YES it's a meme
@@stevethea5250 and Brits
Babish: cat like reflexes at the ready
Me: like you didn’t just drop that pineapple before
Man this is why I freaking LOVE this channel, you're always down to make the recipe from the source even if it means it's going to taste bad, just to experiment and it's so entertaining to watch.
You've made Guga proud with that last one.
Now what kind of black magic is he using to measure milliliters with a scale?
Milliliters are a liter divided by thousand👀 So if you know the density of mustard or whatever, it would simple maths 🤷🏼♂️
@@the_biggest_chungus7508 I know that but I didn't realize you can look up the density of mustard. Guess I shouldn't be se suprised, this is the internet after all.
Exactly. He definitely didn't look up the density of each liquid and calculate the mass for each volume measurement.
I think its a balance, not a scale
"He hath transcended human mind"
- God
Cannot express how happy I was to find this
Oh god I died inside when I heard 15g of ground cloves and cinnamon. I could practically taste your pain when you ate some
He said they were in mg; I do wonder if that was originally supposed to be 150mg rather than 15000mg...
It was definitely wrong
Jesus when I heard that I genuinely thought this man would bring back the cinnamon challenge single-handedly
@@xymist5605 150mg is way too small, even for a pinch of cinnamon. I'd be surprised if you could even notice it in that dish.
Obito Sigma 150 mg is like 5 teaspoons, definitely noticible.
"Pink and orange and red do not look delicious."
Is Mexico a joke to you?
Is Italy a joke to you
Booo
Wut... México Banner is green, white and red...
@@sacient2283 he wasn't talking about the flag.
@@itzyaboi4297 oh, k then
Why he throat his whole pinkie when tasting the glaze tho
to catch drips
So as to not stain his flawless mustache
You mean you don't?
Freaky
Im dead
“There ya go Alton Brown no unitaskers in my House”
I understand that reference
Movie: says the word “pizza”
Babish: Hey guys today we’re gonna make the pizza from ...
more like
Movie: Has blurry ad for pizza in the corner of the background of a shot
Babish: Hey guys today we're gonna make the pizza from...
That's an overrated and unfunny joke at this point so please stop
The Random Explorer ... no?
@@jarbackk447 Ok vruh just playing cuz u didn't give a fuck
No bro
Babish: I know that glaze will be horrible
Also Babish: Ruins two massive Pork Chops instead of a small one
'MURICA
Pork Chops: *Exists*
Cloves: I'm about to ruin this pig's whole career
Cancer: Imma have to cancel you out boiii
Mirage: CLOVES ARE THE ONLY DRUGS I INTAKE * Proceeds to sniff cloves *
@@sapphichoe
Never snort clove
Never smoke nitain
Never drink Skooma
Never inject coffee
@@salgoragarus5854 you can't tell me what to do copper
@@bizzar3543 OI you got a license for that attitude
Babish's skills have me, a Muslim, watching pork chop recipe videos
He’s certainly a magical man
Yeah same, I'm not Muslim but I am vegetarian for religious reasons.
im jewish and same!
same, i hate pork meat. this man does magic
I first watched this with no audio and I remember watching him add half a container each of spices to the glaze at first and I was like
“....... hol up”
Babish : "This First Recipe Sucks."
Mirage : "Look at your face! You've been bamboozled so hard."
All I can imagine is that Mirage thinks his pork chops taste great and everyone else thinks he’s insane
With mirage, it wouldn't be the first time...
SkyOfStorms I don’t even know anything about this game(?) but that sounds about right
Babish at Thanksgiving
His uncle: this sauce is amazing, where did you find the recipe?
Babish: it's...complicated
no one:
Babish: Makes pork medium rare
The government: "wait that's illegal"
literally
@@ordinaryshiba only in a restaurant setting
@@LeaderofStupid it's for a joke
Technically the FDA recently said that wasn’t the case and that pork at 145° is A-OK.
No one:
No one:
You: no one:
Recipe: 15 grams of ground cloves
Mirage: You got bamboozled!
Babish: "All of which is measured in milligrammes."
Also Babish: proceeds to read everything in millilitres.
hearing "millilitres" while he uses a scale hurts so much ngl
It truly hurt my soul watching that..
Anything metric IS pretty stupid, yes. :-D
@@CastleBravo023?
@@Sashagamer614 to be fair, some kitchen scales do toggle between grams, ounces, and milliliters
Mirage to Babish when he try his porkchops: You have been bamboozled
I'm surprised the Heavy's Sandvich from TF2 hasn't been made yet. I would be interested to see your spin on it!
Players : can we get a new patch or fix some weapons?
Apex: *P O R K C H O P S*
One of my favorite things about your videos is when you talk to Alton Brown about how you're doing something as if he were an authority. Which lets face it, he is. Alton is a true culinary scientist, the OG teacher that we all needed. You and Alton are my favorite chefs by a large margin. Can't wait for that collab one day!!
Been waiting for this since the day I discovered Babish.
I like how pumped he gets when he tastes the sweet potato pureé
"I'm just going to put this in the sawspin"
Does he say that wrong on purpose?
@@estacratees yeah I think so to be funny and make the show lighter.
Actually a LOT of people say it like that. You're just minimizing the "a" in saucepan to a very soft sound.
@@Nightingale_time neat
@@KevinJDildonik yeah that's what I figured, I also said that in a previous comment lol
How is he measuring ml with a scale unless he knows the density of his mustard etc
JamesMxx he probably meant milligrams :)
A milliliter is a milligram
@@haoui1864 no, a milliliter (of water) weighs one gram
@@haoui1864 no, one measures weight (milligram), the other measures volume (millilitre)
@@haoui1864 no, a mililiter is a measure of volume. A miligram is a measure of weight. The two don't equate to each other. It depends on the density of the liquid
Babish “Hot things are hot”
Mirage: ‘wait what did I just say??’
banish
sleigh the god ffs autocorrect
Fire indeed hot.
Maybe the recipe in the loading screen was meant as a joke. They must've known what that many cloves tastes like!