Pope Fights - The Italian Wars: History Summarized

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  • @ianr.1225
    @ianr.1225 4 года назад +2109

    "Metric Hapsburg jawline".
    You know, if there's ONE unit I assume was imperial...

    • @soniakernel754
      @soniakernel754 4 года назад +67

      How could it not be imperial?

    • @starshipearth9178
      @starshipearth9178 4 года назад +109

      I always thought it would be incestual

    • @lollimeware3338
      @lollimeware3338 3 года назад +11

      @@starshipearth9178 nice

    • @AlexanderDraconis
      @AlexanderDraconis 3 года назад +6

      @Ian R. : Daaamn.
      @Think Greater : DAAAAMN.

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 3 года назад +11

      It’s a measure used by both systems, similar to tons, it’s just slightly different depending on the system in question.

  • @katmhcharis1236
    @katmhcharis1236 4 года назад +3208

    The Renaissance is full of Hot Nonsense and I’m here for it

    • @McJethroPovTee
      @McJethroPovTee 4 года назад +43

      Cesare Borgia IS a HOT Nonsense

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 года назад +45

      No wonder Michelangelo was so tired with everyone.

    • @davidegaruti2582
      @davidegaruti2582 4 года назад +31

      what do you expect from pepole that used oversized weapons ( greatswords, pikes, widlass crossbows ecc. ecc.) like anime protagonist...

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis 4 года назад +26

      @@davidegaruti2582 Don't forget the Glaive. No weapon as extra as the glaive.

    • @roller332
      @roller332 4 года назад +3

      Yep

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 года назад +2288

    "Pope Leo X, in terms of the CRIPPLING DEBT we've inherited, we need to address the elephant in the room."
    *Pope Leo:* "I know! Isn't he precious? Worth every lira we don't have."

  • @a.h.s.3006
    @a.h.s.3006 3 года назад +490

    Pope Fights I: Barbarian Menace
    Pope Fights II: Attack of the Franks
    Pope Fights III: Revenge of the Germans
    Pope Fights IV: A new Pope
    Pope Fights V: Holy Roman Empire Strikes Back
    Pope Fights VI: Return of the French
    Pope Fights VII: Napoleon Awakens
    Pope Fights VIII: End of the Empire
    Pope Fights IX: Rise of Italy
    Pope Fights X: Fascists arisen
    Spinoffs:
    Pope One: A Pope Fights Story
    Borgia: A Pope Fights Story
    Pope Fights: Popes of the old Empire
    Pope Fights: The Italian wars
    The Francis (Mandolorian)
    Disclaimer: This is a rendition of another amazing thread somewhere in here I just wanted to make it a bit clearer and make it a bit more historically accurate

    • @gusovici
      @gusovici 3 года назад +14

      The Bad Popes just premiered yesterday

    • @ezequielcruz6608
      @ezequielcruz6608 2 года назад +7

      Pope fights, 2 Popes 2 Fights

    • @LordDeathwing17
      @LordDeathwing17 2 года назад +8

      @@ezequielcruz6608
      Pope Fights 3: Tuscany Drift

    • @beagle_uah
      @beagle_uah 2 года назад +2

      NO. WAY.

    • @HylianSith920
      @HylianSith920 2 года назад +6

      The Book of Henry VIII

  • @jackperales1076
    @jackperales1076 4 года назад +2036

    modern sports rivalries WISH they had the amount of petty animosity that Genoa had towards Venice

    • @raisins6201
      @raisins6201 4 года назад +54

      All of Europe's knife friendly rivalries are nothing compared to modern sport rivalries

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 года назад +108

      Or imagine the Blue/ Green rivalries of Constantinople working today.

    • @camiblack1
      @camiblack1 4 года назад +82

      Seriously the only thing that had that much petty animosity was the Byzantine Blues vs Greens.

    • @IONATVS
      @IONATVS 4 года назад +64

      The rivalry between the Veneti/Venetoi (Latin and Greek, respectively for the Blues) and the Prasiniani/Prasinoi (literally "Leek-Greens" from the specific green dye used) actually began waaaaaay back in Western Rome, even if their most famous episode was the Nika revolts in Constantinople. Rome's original political parties/political machines in the early republic were the Russati/Rousioi (Reds) and the Albati/Leukoi (Whites), the other two chariot racing stables, but over time, specifically during the late republic and early empire when there was an actual *gasp* ideologically-based political divide between the Populares (Populists) and Optimates (literally the "Best Men", also known as the Elitists or Conservatives) the Red and White stables' rivalry became overshadowed by the rivalry between the younger (but still founded in the early republic) Blue and Green stables, and ofc once the Empire had been going long enough that ideological political factions largely stopped mattering (the emperor either agreed with them or didn't) the super-popular Blues and Greens were ready to once again fill the void of Romans wanting a reason to hate each other on feast days.

    • @SamAronow
      @SamAronow 4 года назад +7

      Merritt Animation Israel actually has that. Most sports teams were founded by political parties and are politically affiliated. That’s why so many of the tea,s all have the same names over and over.

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 4 года назад +2138

    Pope fights 3: this time, its personal.

  • @Azzabackam
    @Azzabackam 4 года назад +858

    Me: :(
    Blue: Let's do some history.
    Me: :)

  • @jasonblalock4429
    @jasonblalock4429 4 года назад +166

    2:01 I love that Blue is physically unable to talk about this period without slipping in a reference to Assassin's Creed.

  • @scrub7927
    @scrub7927 4 года назад +1482

    Pope Fights IV: A New Pope
    Pope Fights V: Holy Roman Empire Strikes Back

    • @laete2536
      @laete2536 4 года назад +3

      😂

    • @a.h.s.3006
      @a.h.s.3006 4 года назад +126

      Pope Fights VI: Return of the French
      Pope Fights VII: Fascists Awaken
      Pope Fights VIII: End of The Fascists
      Pope Fights IX: Rise of Italy

    • @a.h.s.3006
      @a.h.s.3006 4 года назад +77

      Rogue Pope: A Pope Fights Story

    • @Jozenchill
      @Jozenchill 4 года назад +49

      The Popes (Mandalorian): Actually Decent People Edition (20th-21st century)

    • @SamAronow
      @SamAronow 4 года назад +27

      Pope Fights X: Now with Nazis
      Pope Fights XI: Lorne Michaels vs. Sinead O’Connor
      Pope Fights XII: Rod Dreher complains about Francis

  • @Nurat170
    @Nurat170 4 года назад +1405

    Blue talks about the Borgia.
    Ezio: where's my hidden blade?

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 4 года назад +27

      Nurat
      Cesare has it.

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 4 года назад +23

      Also,
      *WHERE IS LEE*

    • @ObligedUniform
      @ObligedUniform 4 года назад +11

      Someone! GET HIM CHARLES LEE!

    • @Borderose
      @Borderose 4 года назад +7

      I wish Blue'd be fairer regarding them, though. It's obvious he prefers people like the Medici. Or God forbid, the Sforza.

    • @Sketchman911
      @Sketchman911 4 года назад +7

      @@goroakechi6126 WHERE IS ÉLIESE?!?

  • @Suomismg
    @Suomismg 4 года назад +136

    Reaches part about Julius II assaulting Venice:
    "But that makes no sense!"
    Genoa:
    "That makes wayyy too much sense!"

  • @CazTails
    @CazTails 4 года назад +129

    Blue: **mentions Rodrigo Borgia**
    **EZIO AUDITORE WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION**

  • @gutsmasterson2488
    @gutsmasterson2488 4 года назад +769

    “Slow and steady gets the spaghetti.” That’s why it took so long for this video to come out.

  • @nox71377
    @nox71377 4 года назад +735

    People: hi pope. Wait. You’re not the pope. Is this gonna happen again? God damn it

    • @gutsmasterson2488
      @gutsmasterson2488 4 года назад +37

      God is up above watching with a tub of popcorn the size of Arkansas. Bits falling onto the floor is just another planet getting hit by an astroid.

    • @charlesborden8111
      @charlesborden8111 4 года назад +22

      No, I'm "A" Pope, haven't you heard? We now come in a six pack.

  • @SarahWolverine
    @SarahWolverine 4 года назад +552

    "But they had just now remembered that the other side of the alps exist"
    I WROTE MY LAST TERM PAPER ON KARL IV. ITALY POLITICS AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SLANDER.
    The emperors of the HRE *knew* the Italian part of the empire existed and they wanted it. The Staufer Kings wanted it but failed. The Luxembourger Kings wanted it, but Henry VII. Methods weren't ... quite adapted to the reality of politics (just claiming the Regnum Italicum doesn't fly so well with cities that been independent for so long) and Karl already had said goodbye to the illusion of traditional Regnum Italicum, but wanted to establish a more secure Imperial hold on Italy in 1354/55 nonetheless. That failed however when riots errupted in Pisa and made using that city as a stronghold quite impossible, so Karl called it a day. (Sadly, I know nearly nothing about his second time coming to Italy in the 1360s. I focused on his Romzug of 1354/55.)
    The reason why it was also hard for the emperors to establish factual reign in Italy was because they had a wholeass Empire north of the alps to take care of. And unlike France or England, there was no stable center of power, no administrative center. That basically switched places with every new imperial house, so the emperors, especially in late medieval times, had enough trouble securing their position in the empire north of the alps, so Italy had to wait. However, when the Habsburger at some point snatched the crown for what was the beginning of the rest of the Empire, they had decades, centuries to solidate their power, to build an administrative system - so they had actual ressources to take care of Italy! (Which in this case meant eating up Milan and then also every other Northern city state and territory they could get their greedy little Austrian hands on.)

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 4 года назад +49

      As someone who grew up and still lives in one of those contested corners of Italy you know more than I do and I thought I knew quite a bit😂

    • @SarahWolverine
      @SarahWolverine 4 года назад +37

      @@nikki607 Oh, ciao dalla Germania! I'm a history student in Germany and JUST this semester had my basic medieval lectures, so I know some basics, with a heavy focus on the HRE. Plus, I love Italy (the South especially) and the entire fact that both Northern Italy and what is now Germany was so splintered and divided is fascinating to me. So I'm also always open to learn more about it!

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 4 года назад +15

      @@SarahWolverine Hiya back from South Tyrol! Yeah you definitely know more than me😂 all I can present with is HS knowledge (Matura in 2 week RIP me) and a penchant to remember the weirdest historical facts

    • @richardaubrecht2822
      @richardaubrecht2822 4 года назад +10

      Ahoj, I guess, from Bohemia. I'd like to remind you that the future Emperor Charles IV spend few years as the ruler of the Luxemburgish estates in the Northern Italy, and in 1350 after he was already a Czech and German King, he was badly injured there during a tournament. If I remember correctly, his jaw was broken into pieces by a jousting spear there....

    • @SarahWolverine
      @SarahWolverine 4 года назад +8

      @@nikki607 Ah, a Tiroler_in! (Tyrolian? Tirolano/a?) I actually didn't make the connection that Tyrol used to be its own territory, its own duchy, at one point in time before I started to research. It was just always a part of Austria or Italy for me that had a specific name and I never questioned why. Looking back, I feel like a dumbass but that's fine, we learn through being challenged.
      And I was like you when I was about to graduate HS two years ago, full of HS history & political knowledge and a strong affection for history, especially local one. Viel Erfolg beim Matura! (South Tyrol is german speaking, right? Ah, buona fortuna as well for good measure :) )

  • @rosebythecreek
    @rosebythecreek 4 года назад +109

    “Slow and steady gets the spaghetti” should be on a t-shirt

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 4 года назад +734

    I must admit, an ELEPHANT PARADE is a dope way to party. I want an elephant parade.

    • @poopityscooper2116
      @poopityscooper2116 4 года назад +5

      But what about an elephant parade with elephant riders?

    • @tommarsdon5644
      @tommarsdon5644 4 года назад +13

      @@poopityscooper2116 ah, yes, but what would the elephants ride on?

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 4 года назад +5

      Marry someone rich from India. I've heard that's how they "do" weddings.

    • @lonely1951
      @lonely1951 4 года назад +7

      Tom Marsdon turtles. And then it’s just turtles all the way down

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 4 года назад +5

      It's what I consider to be happening anytime I am playing Civilization and have to decide between building some more modern musketeers, a much needed hospital, or- I just made a war elephant.

  • @tablememecenter5794
    @tablememecenter5794 4 года назад +474

    POPE FIGHTS ARE YOU READY TO HUMBLE??!!

    • @pedrosampaio7349
      @pedrosampaio7349 4 года назад +42

      PREPARE FOR THE POPE-FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE, TONIGHT IN THE THUNDER-ROME!!!!!

    • @soniakernel754
      @soniakernel754 4 года назад +21

      I don't think any of these popes even knew the meaning of the word humble.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 4 года назад +16

      Sonia Kernel sure they did! “Humble” is what YOU are in the glorious papal presence...if you know what’s good for ya, see?

    • @GalileoAV
      @GalileoAV 4 года назад +1

      Lmfao

    • @SakuraMoonflower
      @SakuraMoonflower 4 года назад

      That's so funny. XD I laughed so hard. XD I know it's an old joke, but OMG it's so relevant!

  • @orangegalen
    @orangegalen 4 года назад +20

    4:17 "And he's all out of ceiling."
    For some reason that made me laugh waaaay too hard.

  • @amberswafford9305
    @amberswafford9305 4 года назад +41

    Hearing Martin Luther described as a German monk who got “hammer happy” pleases me greatly. 🤣

  • @izib5013
    @izib5013 4 года назад +315

    hello i nearly spat my tea out at "slow and steady gets the spaghetti"

  • @trolldrool
    @trolldrool 4 года назад +156

    The sack of Rome might've been a dumpsterfire of a mess caused by a fustercluck of political turmoil, but at the least it gave us a kickass Sabaton song.

    • @Mr.LaughingDuck
      @Mr.LaughingDuck 4 года назад +18

      Constantinople: *Finally laughs after 1204*

    • @tentathesane8032
      @tentathesane8032 4 года назад +24

      FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD

    • @agentwinter6474
      @agentwinter6474 3 года назад +21

      @@tentathesane8032 FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

    • @gufosufo337
      @gufosufo337 3 года назад +14

      @@agentwinter6474 FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF SWORD

    • @agentwinter6474
      @agentwinter6474 3 года назад +10

      @@gufosufo337 FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD!

  • @Giganotus
    @Giganotus 4 года назад +69

    It would be fun to have a video about Italy's tiny friend, San Marino. It has a surprisingly interesting history for such a tiny country.
    Nonetheless, I enjoy any history video posted and this is no exception! Can't go wrong with the hilarity of Pope Fights

  • @SRosenberg203
    @SRosenberg203 4 года назад +79

    "These popes weren't just clergymen with bigger hats..."
    I literally fell off my chair just now, I was laughing so hard.

    • @florian8599
      @florian8599 3 года назад +6

      ... they also had heads (read egos) as big as the hats they wore...

  • @ashra8281
    @ashra8281 4 года назад +603

    Hey it's a jocrap. And heyyy you know he prefers fireball over smite.
    Also I love his crap guide to dnd series it's amazing

    • @snakeorbreak6258
      @snakeorbreak6258 4 года назад +48

      "prefers fireball over smite"
      catch this *paladin S M I T E*

    • @jennkelly3218
      @jennkelly3218 4 года назад +23

      It called a crap guide to dnd also his name is JoCat

    • @prophetisaiah08
      @prophetisaiah08 4 года назад +55

      @@jennkelly3218 His name is JoCat, but his wiggler-headed persona for the "Crap Guide" series and others is actually JoCrap. So, to the argument of "Is this A or B?" the answer is "Yes."

    • @andrewponder3855
      @andrewponder3855 4 года назад +6

      The vids where he plays Worms are fun too.

    • @michaellowe1407
      @michaellowe1407 4 года назад +9

      Ummm... sword and shield

  • @Zareena23
    @Zareena23 4 года назад +181

    Pope fights 4: more popes... at the same time

  • @williamtheconqueror7807
    @williamtheconqueror7807 4 года назад +36

    9:28. "Sacking of Rome."
    FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD! FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!

  • @IAmTechnoMaestro
    @IAmTechnoMaestro 4 года назад +38

    "There's no whoopsies in bapping Rome and stealing the shinies." Didn't that happen in the crusades with multiple Byzantine holdings?

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 2 года назад +1

      They're orthodox, so that don't count. X)

  • @raptorus7773
    @raptorus7773 4 года назад +458

    Pope Fights 3: Revenge of the Memes
    but i can't believe you forgot the most important part of Borgia's time as pope...... waging a secret war against unseen assassins lol

  • @samtemdo8
    @samtemdo8 4 года назад +177

    Another day another Pope Fight.

  • @julessamuels4588
    @julessamuels4588 2 года назад +10

    My favourite fact about Julius II is that when the Michaelangelo sculpted him carrying a bible, he got mad and shouted ‘what do I know of bibles, I am a warrior, sculpt me with my sword’.

  • @charlesdeleo4608
    @charlesdeleo4608 4 года назад +24

    6:48 I’ve actually seen that elephant statue. Last year, when my family and I were staying in Rome as part of our Italian vacation, that elephant was on the base of the obelisk near the pantheon and just outside Santa Maria sopra Minerva, just near the AirBnB we were staying at. The facade itself did not seem like a lot to look at, but the interior was an absolutely stunning piece of Gothic architecture, and I’m told the church was built atop a temple to Athena and Isis.

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 2 года назад

      Wait, a temple to _Isis_ ? Athena/Minerva, I understand. But since when was the Egypitian Pantheon venerated in Rome?

    • @VictoriaStarratt
      @VictoriaStarratt Год назад +1

      @@Archon3960 syncretism, and Cleopatra

  • @jo_ovin1482
    @jo_ovin1482 4 года назад +166

    Not really Pope Fights, but Fight Popes.

    • @skylordguy6861
      @skylordguy6861 4 года назад +24

      Jo_ovin First rule of Fight Popes is that you don’t talk about Fight Popes

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 4 года назад +9

      That’s Warrior Pope to you, heretic

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 4 года назад +2

      Gotta love playing as the Papal States in Med2 Total War. Get some real Fight Popes going.

  • @TheColonelsThree
    @TheColonelsThree 4 года назад +111

    Any one else hear Sabaton's "The Last Stand" in their head when we hit 1527?

    • @akkariel8228
      @akkariel8228 4 года назад +6

      Yes, haven't even watched the video yet, but yes

    • @halikarnak1862
      @halikarnak1862 4 года назад +13

      FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD

    • @Techno_Idioto
      @Techno_Idioto 4 года назад

      Yes indeed..

    • @isabelbarker786
      @isabelbarker786 4 года назад +3

      For the home of the holy

    • @Sketchman911
      @Sketchman911 4 года назад +1

      @@isabelbarker786 For the faith!
      For the way of the sword!

  • @cdcdrr
    @cdcdrr 3 года назад +10

    And then Charles got his mentor elected pope, who was such a modest person that when asked if he could perhaps have a house from which to work, all the cardinals just silently pointed him to the Vatican. Then that guy had the sheer gall to ask "could we maybe, maaaaybe dail it back a little on all the corruption?" and everyone began reaching for their daggers and poison vials.

  • @HellebrandCuriosity
    @HellebrandCuriosity 4 года назад +10

    6:33 it took a few centuries, but elephants finally marched into Rome

  • @kammieceleek5113
    @kammieceleek5113 4 года назад +132

    POPE FIGHTS 3! LET'S GOOOOO!
    Side note: my sister is graduating as we speak and she'll love the meme factor when she gets home.
    Edit: Thanks for the likes and well-wishes for my sister!

  • @BootyjuiceJenkins
    @BootyjuiceJenkins 4 года назад +134

    Pope Fights sounds like a sick fighting game.

    • @L_mattox
      @L_mattox 4 года назад +9

      IMMORTAL KOMBAT!

    • @joaomartins9800
      @joaomartins9800 4 года назад +5

      Now I want one.
      Pope Julius II: attack: 5 (MAX), defence: 3, Wisdom: 2, holiness: 3, health level: 10 years (bars).

    • @emmanuelpena2228
      @emmanuelpena2228 3 года назад

      @@joaomartins9800 I'd play the shit out of that

    • @fredfry5100
      @fredfry5100 3 года назад

      Someone recently made one. I don't know what its called though.

  • @talscorner3696
    @talscorner3696 4 года назад +15

    What a quackkrieg!
    Folks, I'm Italian (florentine) and have risked dying twice of laughter-induced suffocation in the first 1 minute and 51 seconds of this video.
    I love your stuff

  • @Swedishminer40
    @Swedishminer40 4 года назад +16

    "Pontiffical memery" is the best thing ive heard all year

  • @nyan5785
    @nyan5785 4 года назад +73

    Damn this anime is gory as hell

  • @peterhaag5225
    @peterhaag5225 4 года назад +52

    it's perfectly normal to look at a notification and shout "Pope Fights yes!".... right?

    • @CarsonZXY
      @CarsonZXY 4 года назад +1

      That moment when someone outs themself for ringing the bell and then tells everyone how i reacted to the notification.

  • @alejandromolina7270
    @alejandromolina7270 4 года назад +14

    This was my World History class in a nutt shell. A big heavy sigh every time our teacher mentions a new war.

  • @arutka2000
    @arutka2000 4 года назад +27

    "Slow and steady gets the spaghetti"
    -Warrior Pope, probably

  • @ladypossum1776
    @ladypossum1776 4 года назад +83

    4:11 welcome to a crap guide to...Popes?

    • @ojrmk1
      @ojrmk1 4 года назад +14

      If you've got a problem, if no one else can help, and if you don't really care about the spiritual and moral underpinnings of Catholicism, then maybe you can hire...The A-Men!

    • @Random3716
      @Random3716 4 года назад +8

      I love it when a synod comes together

  • @ILikePi31415926535
    @ILikePi31415926535 4 года назад +42

    IT WAS 1527
    GAVE THEIR LIVES ON THE STEPS TO HEAVEN
    THY WILL BE DONE!

    • @isaacverhelst3983
      @isaacverhelst3983 4 года назад +7

      FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD! FOR THE HOME FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY! FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD

    • @EpiclyAverageGirl
      @EpiclyAverageGirl 4 года назад

      Please, what song is this?

    • @isaacverhelst3983
      @isaacverhelst3983 4 года назад +2

      Abigail Perez The Last stand by Sabaton

    • @Crazael
      @Crazael 4 года назад +7

      @@EpiclyAverageGirl The Last Stand by Sabaton. It tells the story of the Swiss mercenaries who served as the Pope's bodyguards during the sacking of Rome. Most of them died keeping him alive and for the last six hundred-ish years, Swiss mercenaries have guarded the Pope.

    • @Typhy7
      @Typhy7 4 года назад

      More like "Gave their lives for a depraved Pope and Papacy."

  • @ryanharrelson6935
    @ryanharrelson6935 4 года назад +31

    9:08 THEY'RE THE 189, IN THE SERVICE OF HEAVEN!

    • @CrazyHand7894
      @CrazyHand7894 4 года назад +3

      THEY'RE PROTECTING THE HOLY LINE,
      IT WAS 1527, GAVE THEIR LIVES ON STEPS TO HEAVEN

    • @williamrosen3179
      @williamrosen3179 3 года назад

      FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD
      GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY

  • @nunyobidniz
    @nunyobidniz 4 года назад +19

    1511-1513 XD
    Pope: backstabs France
    England: Did someone say "war with France?🧐 Let me just grab my brolly"
    Scotland: *overhears England, collectively draws claymore * "Die ye English [incoherent string of expletives deleted]!!!"

    • @adridaplague-boi
      @adridaplague-boi 3 года назад +3

      Ah, western european politics.
      Wait no not western european politics god no

  • @ignacejespers8201
    @ignacejespers8201 4 года назад +43

    Julius II's game plan: TOTAL WAR, FIGHT EVERYONE

  • @justanotherrandomcrit8115
    @justanotherrandomcrit8115 4 года назад +65

    I’ve been waiting for this my entire life.

    • @internetperson3436
      @internetperson3436 4 года назад +3

      So what are you gonna do now that it's here?

    • @koreankamui98
      @koreankamui98 4 года назад +5

      Sajad Alatabi Pope fight 4

    • @internetperson3436
      @internetperson3436 4 года назад +3

      @@koreankamui98 of fucking course.
      Edit: pope fight 4, papalsy is very breakable

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 4 года назад +6

    08:22‐ "by a metric Habsburg jawline" has to be the greatest description I have ever heard! XD

  • @TheJboy88
    @TheJboy88 4 года назад +28

    Okay, was there EVER a time when Europe wasn't some kind of mess?! 😯

  • @akhenaten617
    @akhenaten617 4 года назад +92

    What are all these pope fights I just wanna grill

  • @best_of_ant
    @best_of_ant 4 года назад +44

    "God just works in mysterious ways."
    -Blue

    • @soniakernel754
      @soniakernel754 4 года назад +7

      *eyes the Popes involved* God, riiiiiiiiiight....

    • @florian8599
      @florian8599 3 года назад

      kaching...

  • @lucidnonsense942
    @lucidnonsense942 4 года назад +10

    Please consider looking into Lucrezia Borgia, she was a fascinating character, who had a major smear campaign against her by her father's enemies. She was a patron of many renaissance artists and, despite being used as a pawn, managed to establish her own power base in the end. She deserves better than "did incest and poison" meme.

  • @nomad2639
    @nomad2639 4 года назад +13

    Ahhhh. I love the Jocat reference Blue.
    It’s never to late for a *SMITE* !

  • @nickmalachai2227
    @nickmalachai2227 4 года назад +39

    Pope Fights 3: a Good Day to Fight Popes

  • @Andreu0rtin
    @Andreu0rtin 4 года назад +16

    A pope with an elephant is the greatest thing I heard all day.
    Thank you, I need something like this today.

  • @gingermenace8056
    @gingermenace8056 4 года назад +40

    *See’s Jocat*
    This does put a smile on my face.
    P.S: you should do a collab with him, maybe have him animate one of your videos. I think that would be cool

  • @wolfman-up7dh
    @wolfman-up7dh 4 года назад +8

    "Pontifical Memery" is some seriously brilliant writing.

  • @eh9618
    @eh9618 4 года назад +88

    pope fights 3: vatican drift

    • @quincie-
      @quincie- 4 года назад +8

      Pope fights 4: on stranger tides.

    • @arutka2000
      @arutka2000 4 года назад +5

      @@quincie- Pope fights 5: HRE Strikes Back

    • @BradyPostma
      @BradyPostma 4 года назад +4

      Pope Fights VI: Pick Up Sticks

    • @Amy-gz2ko
      @Amy-gz2ko 4 года назад +2

      Pope Fights VII: Steel Pope Run

    • @BradyPostma
      @BradyPostma 4 года назад +2

      Pope Fights VIII: Alexander the Great

  • @tycholarsen9306
    @tycholarsen9306 4 года назад +14

    With the amount of effort that you put into these videos, I am surprised that more people do not know about you. Sometimes I just take a moment to think about the animation and work that is put into these videos and contemplate how hard it must be for you to run the channel along with your personal lives. Thank you so much for making content.

  • @ashleyautumn3014
    @ashleyautumn3014 3 года назад +4

    @3:41 I almost spit out my drink at that one XD

  • @REACH_khbk
    @REACH_khbk 4 года назад +15

    You guys are fabulous, awesome, and amazing. I'm a history professor at a university in Canada and I've assigned your videos to my students, but I'm also a mother, and my six yr old has watched (vetted by me) videos by you guys also. He's FASCINATED by the gods, mythology and historical fun, and in a lot of ways I am profoundly grateful to your excellent explanations and fabulous, evocative but understandable graphics. And the text message at the front of this video is so important.
    You guys rock.

    • @FUnzzies1
      @FUnzzies1 Год назад

      Too bad they support terrorists

  • @Elnadrius
    @Elnadrius 4 года назад +25

    1527? Rome? Why am I hearing awesome soundtrack that no way can be confused with song about crusades?

  • @KuroeNezumi
    @KuroeNezumi 4 года назад +20

    Oh, so that one comment about indigo breaking your saber during past livestreams was actually foreshadowing about a meme here huh?

    • @FlyingTeaRex
      @FlyingTeaRex 4 года назад +4

      Alejandro Vinasco It was Cyan, his fiancé, who broke his sword.

  • @sineadinglis4602
    @sineadinglis4602 4 года назад +7

    As soon as I saw this video, I screamed "POPE FIIIIIGHT!!!" and scared the cat, my roomate, and my fiancee. Totally worth it.

  • @npgabriel
    @npgabriel 4 года назад +47

    It's really nice to see how uncontroversial that beginning disclaimer is among this channel's commenters (as it should), especially when you compare it to how people behave in some of the other history channels' posts about the subject. Good shit 👌

    • @FUnzzies1
      @FUnzzies1 Год назад

      You shouldn't support terrorists

  • @ConnorLockhartYGO
    @ConnorLockhartYGO 3 года назад +4

    Fun fact: Charles' 1527 attack on Rome is the setting for the Sabaton song "The Last Stand."
    In other words, the crusading song isn't about crusading.

  • @oriane4811
    @oriane4811 Год назад +3

    5:57 : My professor summarized that by "when one side takes the lead, all the others gang up against it"

  • @RocketErils
    @RocketErils 4 года назад +12

    5:52
    I assume Scotland joined in just to fight England? That or my understanding of Scottish-Italian history is seriously lacking.

  • @ThraceVega
    @ThraceVega 4 года назад +3

    Can we get uhhhh, a background music list or something? The song at 2:00-ish pops up in a bunch of your videos and I'd love to get hold of it for personal listening.

  • @teigenb829
    @teigenb829 4 года назад +15

    * video starts * cue game of thrones theme song
    Also, I wonder if there's an off version that's not copyrighted because that would be hilarious for this

  • @haakontherayquaza4046
    @haakontherayquaza4046 4 года назад +11

    i have a request: could Red do a video about Otohime? i just read the story (Urashima Taro) and it facinates me, also i love Dragons

  • @ameelliott4085
    @ameelliott4085 4 года назад +1

    Im loving the expansion of different angles of the profile drawings. As an artist and long time binge watcher of the channel. It looks great!

  • @ezminj
    @ezminj 4 года назад +2

    Still one of the best, classiest, most entertainingly informative channels on this entire platform. Keep it up, we love you crazy kids!

  • @Krahazik
    @Krahazik 4 года назад +3

    I just love the way you put things in your videos. My fav this time, "Bringing a claymore to a pool noodle fight".

    • @soniakernel754
      @soniakernel754 4 года назад

      Not "slow and steady gets the spaghetti?"

  • @roelofsonneveld1049
    @roelofsonneveld1049 4 года назад +28

    V E N I C E
    Yes that’s blue for you...

    • @Lionstar16
      @Lionstar16 4 года назад +1

      Yep, it's not a Blue video without at least one mention of Venice :)

  • @mccoolguy1973
    @mccoolguy1973 4 года назад +11

    "Slow and steady gets the spaghetti." - Blue, 2020

  • @benmuhr2245
    @benmuhr2245 4 года назад +5

    At 4:36 you can clearly see that Pope Julius II died at age 69. You don't even have the audacity to say "nice". Come on, the warrior pope deserves better.

  • @dylanchouinard6141
    @dylanchouinard6141 4 года назад +18

    9:15 In the heart of the Holy See, in the home of Christianity. The seat of power is in danger!

    • @akkariel8228
      @akkariel8228 4 года назад +5

      There's a foe of a thousand swords
      They've been abandoned by their lords
      Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation

    • @dmua9551
      @dmua9551 4 года назад +3

      AND THE 189, IN THE SERVICE OF HEAVEN

    • @jackemmakem
      @jackemmakem 4 года назад +2

      @@dmua9551
      They're protecting the holy line
      It was 1527

    • @isaacverhelst3983
      @isaacverhelst3983 4 года назад +2

      jackllynbup Gave their lives on the steps to Heaven/ Thy will be done

    • @christophermedlin5889
      @christophermedlin5889 4 года назад +2

      @@isaacverhelst3983
      For the grace, for the might of our lord
      For the home of the holy

  • @briannafigueroa4796
    @briannafigueroa4796 4 года назад +8

    doctor: “you have 10 minutes and 49 seconds left to live”
    me:

  • @bobbluered8984
    @bobbluered8984 4 года назад +5

    "Slow and Steady gets the spaghetti" needs to go on a T-Shirt or something, that is GENIUS.

  • @Fordo007
    @Fordo007 4 года назад +6

    "ruled like a roman emperor" (remembers all my baptist sunday school teachers teaching that the roman catholic church is a direct continuation of the roman empire) sounds about right...

  • @goonerbear8659
    @goonerbear8659 4 года назад +15

    Pope Fights 3: The Sequel We Once Again Asked For and Got

  • @hamilkarscha6925
    @hamilkarscha6925 4 года назад +3

    At 9:56, is "preistliness" a typo or a deliberate pun that I don't get?

  • @ZephWraen
    @ZephWraen 3 года назад +1

    4:11 I see you there, JoCrap, you lovable Wiggler, you. Also, the fact that you guys are aware of JoCat just makes me really happy.

  • @jinxcat90
    @jinxcat90 3 года назад +4

    My sister introduced me to your channel not even a month ago and I've been putting my Netflix binges to shame watching you guys. Hey Blue, can you do a video on the Eastern Orthodox Church? I was raised Russian Orthodox and would absolutely adore you explaining its history

  • @ashleyhansen4479
    @ashleyhansen4479 4 года назад +4

    Italians during the Renaissance: ‘make NSFW art Blue can’t show on RUclips’
    Blue: “Bruh,” ‘censors it with PG-13 swim trunks to avoid getting demonetized’

  • @LexYeen
    @LexYeen 4 года назад +9

    0:01 I came to learn about Pope Fights and was pleasantly surprised by this title card - and the description! Excellent way to Do Your Thing while showing respect.

    • @FUnzzies1
      @FUnzzies1 Год назад

      Supporting terrorism should never be supported

  • @theNunnceler
    @theNunnceler 4 года назад

    Fav series yes pls i need this rn. Also thanks for using this platform for good

  • @ericlandess5063
    @ericlandess5063 4 года назад

    Congrats on 1.25m subscribers, you two are the best

  • @evandavid2816
    @evandavid2816 4 года назад +13

    Great stuff as per usual - plus, of course, Pope Clement VII being under Charles V's Hapsburg thumb after 1527 was the main underlying reason why he ultimately couldn't have given England's King Henry VIII a divorce from Catherine of Aragon - Charles' own Auntie no less! - even if he'd wanted to, leading to the Break With Rome and all the various other Tudor shenanigans that followed, yes...?!

  • @TheOtherBrie
    @TheOtherBrie 4 года назад +8

    I legit thought he was about to say “Case in point: The US Government.”

  • @childeater7327
    @childeater7327 4 года назад +7

    2:44 you just gonna gloss over that?

  • @NineNoRouge
    @NineNoRouge 4 года назад

    Thank you for posting the resources in the discription

  • @thetrashlock
    @thetrashlock 4 года назад +10

    Love your content! I think it's cool that you fence... Even if it's ahem, Saber. But seriously I'm a foilist and love your content!

  • @brookeharmon3687
    @brookeharmon3687 4 года назад +9

    I would love to see Blue react to the anime Hetalia.

  • @AnaxErik4ever
    @AnaxErik4ever 3 года назад +1

    Ha ha, "pontifical meme-ery" is one of the things that keeps me coming back. Thanks for the shout out at the start to the issues that matter in current history/present day social, cultural, and political circles.

  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol 4 года назад +4

    0:20 so I can find these next couple lines anytime I want