Why I Came to Ukraine. 🇺🇦

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024
  • I get asked this question a lot by Ukrainians, so in today's comedy night, I decided to answer it. This is why I came to Ukraine. Really.
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Комментарии • 117

  • @pwouters666
    @pwouters666 2 месяца назад +33

    He came to Ukr for the same reason he goes to Thailand ...

    • @frederickmuhlbauer9477
      @frederickmuhlbauer9477 2 месяца назад +9

      Pathetic actually

    • @Intrepidtraveler1699
      @Intrepidtraveler1699 2 месяца назад

      @@pwouters666 Nobody goes to America for sex tourism because, who would pay for those heffers??!! Especially if you have to pay by the pound 🤣

  • @FreeSpeech-q7v
    @FreeSpeech-q7v 2 месяца назад +20

    We know Johnny came for the buffet restaurants

  • @JulioGomez-v8t
    @JulioGomez-v8t 2 месяца назад +112

    You came to Ukraine because of the women Johnny let’s not kid ourselves.

    • @lukeamato423
      @lukeamato423 2 месяца назад +11

      😂

    • @Colleen-pr3qh
      @Colleen-pr3qh 2 месяца назад +22

      And it’s not looking so well, I know some guys who went there and found a 9 or 10 looking girl and brought her back to America and the uk. Johnny hasn’t found or been able to rizz any of them

    • @outsidetheconfines
      @outsidetheconfines 2 месяца назад +16

      @@Colleen-pr3qhJohnny needs Jesus. And commit to no sex before marriage, if not, he is in this vicious cycle of dating and failure

    • @Gurra_Gforce
      @Gurra_Gforce 2 месяца назад +4

      @@outsidetheconfines Jesus forgives bro

    • @Keylan00-x9n
      @Keylan00-x9n 2 месяца назад +22

      @@Colleen-pr3qh First rule of geomaxing is to never take the woman to your home country... Doing so 99.9% of the cases is a really fucking bad idea for your finances.

  • @frederickmuhlbauer9477
    @frederickmuhlbauer9477 2 месяца назад +19

    Because American women laughed at you

    • @Intrepidtraveler1699
      @Intrepidtraveler1699 2 месяца назад

      @@frederickmuhlbauer9477 American women are all overweight and a bit too masculine now friend. Obviously, you've never been to Ukraine to see what real women look and act like. Keep dating those American Wildabeasts 🤣

    • @frederickmuhlbauer9477
      @frederickmuhlbauer9477 2 месяца назад +1

      @@DanGianono-m6e too much kielbasa and beer if such a thing exists

    • @YushaKozaki
      @YushaKozaki 2 месяца назад

      @@frederickmuhlbauer9477 Slavic woman can forgive very quickly for this.

    • @frederickmuhlbauer9477
      @frederickmuhlbauer9477 2 месяца назад

      @@YushaKozaki yeah sure whatever

  • @tdov7622
    @tdov7622 2 месяца назад +11

    Thank you for coming and supporting Ukraine, Johnny! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

  • @SeanieVoiceOver
    @SeanieVoiceOver 23 дня назад +1

    I've been to a lot of cringe open mic gigs and to be honest the first half of this video was uncomfortable, Johnny however did a great job at it, Bravo J FD

  • @guyshard
    @guyshard 2 месяца назад +10

    Honestly ?? That was EXCELLENT I laughed so much. BRAVO Johnny - another special video. So genuine and that is why we love you so much.

    • @DominikGentener
      @DominikGentener 2 месяца назад +2

      Yes, thank you very much for this entertaining video, Johnny.

    • @JohnnyFD
      @JohnnyFD  2 месяца назад +1

      Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it!!

  • @snicktx6424
    @snicktx6424 2 месяца назад +6

    your gonna have to steal the joke about 1333

  • @72stones43
    @72stones43 2 месяца назад +1

    Johnny, how many houses have you built in your life?

    • @JohnnyFD
      @JohnnyFD  2 месяца назад +2

      I've only helped repair them: ruclips.net/video/3P3zdskRtQw/видео.htmlsi=Zp9L-LKFmB3F72Mi

  • @RongRoseLiu
    @RongRoseLiu 2 месяца назад +3

    Why Johnny is single still: he described women as a commodity passed between men 2) he said all the hot ones were abroad... how could he expect to hit up one in the audience, or any who watches this?

  • @gerttherude6366
    @gerttherude6366 2 месяца назад +9

    sigh* sorry but , what is this content a whole vid of all open mic comedy and a proposal? ...

  • @Intrepidtraveler1699
    @Intrepidtraveler1699 2 месяца назад +13

    Dang Johnny.....you definetly have confidence! Great job up there 😅

  • @lindaltsteele1313
    @lindaltsteele1313 2 месяца назад +9

    That’s easy Women Johnny .

  • @normalyoutube3514
    @normalyoutube3514 2 месяца назад +8

    I have to say, you get better in comedy. Keep it up!

    • @JohnnyFD
      @JohnnyFD  2 месяца назад +1

      Thanks, will do!

  • @jro4960
    @jro4960 2 месяца назад +5

    Forget pro-russia Pensacola. Just visited. Feels like 115 F in the shade. Named Storms are BEASTS. Trees are still snapped off from Hurricanes.

  • @MasterPuppets206
    @MasterPuppets206 2 месяца назад +4

    Johnny, you're definitely improving with comedy. Good job, I enjoyed it.

    • @pacifist9805
      @pacifist9805 2 месяца назад +1

      I concur. Making observations of cultural differences as a foreigner never fails.

    • @JohnnyFD
      @JohnnyFD  2 месяца назад +1

      Thank you, i'm trying!

  • @tdov7622
    @tdov7622 2 месяца назад +4

    ❤️❤️❤️🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

  • @JustRob79
    @JustRob79 2 месяца назад +28

    Wow whats with all the hate towards Johnny? Hes a good man.

    • @JohnnyFD
      @JohnnyFD  2 месяца назад +11

      They hate everything and everyone who is Pro-Ukraine and here helping.

    • @SutterKrump
      @SutterKrump 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@JohnnyFDit's like you said in an earlier video: no self-respecting human being who loves life would ever come to a virtual comment section and write a bunch of crap. It's only low-life internet warriors without a life who does that. Funny how no one says any of that shite to your face, it's ONLY through a computer/smartphone screen 😂

    • @JustRob79
      @JustRob79 2 месяца назад +5

      @@JohnnyFD They are on the wrong channel than they need to go to the channel on how to be an adult.

    • @Bracarensis
      @Bracarensis 2 месяца назад

      Just bots

  • @samgeo6918
    @samgeo6918 2 месяца назад +14

    Why are you came to Ukraine?? Of course for some girls 😅 people those who are watching will know that 😬😃😃😱😱

    • @JohnnyFD
      @JohnnyFD  2 месяца назад +4

      Haha THAT'S what you got out of the story! 😂 😂

  • @TalkingwithTommy804
    @TalkingwithTommy804 2 месяца назад +13

    🏳️‍🌈

  • @JoeAllen-r6x
    @JoeAllen-r6x 2 месяца назад +22

    My goodness Johnny you haven’t aged too well. Do you ever regret not taking any women seriously and sticking to the hookup culture?

    • @Lucky14970
      @Lucky14970 2 месяца назад +3

      lol, someone’s pretending not to be a bitter ex-fling or anything!

    • @trinewestbyejrgensen4838
      @trinewestbyejrgensen4838 2 месяца назад +4

      10:54 Johnny is a really attractive human being, inside and out. He dresses just fine. No flirting, i'm happily married. Still, it's allowed to have a look😄

    • @JoeAllen-r6x
      @JoeAllen-r6x 2 месяца назад +4

      @@trinewestbyejrgensen4838 maybe 4 years ago.😂 It’s too bad that Johnny choose to hookup with women instead of settling with one of them. Look at him now a 2 at best.

    • @trinewestbyejrgensen4838
      @trinewestbyejrgensen4838 2 месяца назад +4

      @@JoeAllen-r6x i can't agree with you on that. He's handsome.

    • @LittleGrayMouse
      @LittleGrayMouse 2 месяца назад +4

      @@JoeAllen-r6x Wow that is a really weird comment. We're not not looking at a Baby Reindeer situation here are we?
      Johnny you better watch out for this one at your next show.

  • @AlbertoRios-c5w
    @AlbertoRios-c5w 2 месяца назад +28

    Johnny you should be in the frontlines defending Ukraine not trying to be a comedian. My guy how is Ukraine supposed to win the war ?

    • @JohnnyFD
      @JohnnyFD  2 месяца назад +27

      In war there are many front lines, and many enemies. Just like you are using anonymous troll accounts to try and hurt Ukraine and those who support their freedom, I'm using my much larger platform to raise money and attention to help Ukraine.

    • @AlbertoRios-c5w
      @AlbertoRios-c5w 2 месяца назад

      @@pjl8119 how much does Johnny pay you to kiss his ass ?

    • @Bracarensis
      @Bracarensis 2 месяца назад

      New account bot 😂

  • @lordiari7110
    @lordiari7110 2 месяца назад +19

    Nice video, I liked the jokes. I see some jealous people here in the comments. You probably haven't done even 0.1% what Johnny has for Ukraine, so stfu!

    • @JohnnyFD
      @JohnnyFD  2 месяца назад +1

      Thanks Lordi!

    • @karilang9377
      @karilang9377 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@JohnnyFD Lordi? 😂

  • @Nathan-ce5bd
    @Nathan-ce5bd 2 месяца назад +14

    Im not for Russia or Ukraine but face the facts Ukraine will lose against Russia dont be a fool there wiill be nobody left in Ukraine if this crap keeps going on

    • @simonescelsa
      @simonescelsa 2 месяца назад +1

      He is factoring that, with half a million men gone his dating chances might slightly improve. He has no wife or kids, he has no excuses for not being at the front as a volunteer. If he believes in this cause, he could raise much more money by filming from the front lines.

    • @АндрійАстахов-д2ъ
      @АндрійАстахов-д2ъ 2 месяца назад

      my friend you know too little about Ukraine, look at boxing, we can also endure the whole fight in the end we will win, don't stop believing and helping and we will surprise the whole world.

  • @Z0PP8852
    @Z0PP8852 2 месяца назад +6

    lol why would you go back to a dumpster? Give me my money back we wasted it.

  • @michaelgarn5330
    @michaelgarn5330 2 месяца назад +1

    Pretty good stand up . Is this your first time to do standup

    • @JohnnyFD
      @JohnnyFD  2 месяца назад +1

      Thanks! It was my 4th time. Here's a video of my first: ruclips.net/video/qbqgl8SIbYQ/видео.html

  • @stevesanelli90
    @stevesanelli90 2 месяца назад +3

    Great night out Champion!
    So glad you went to Ukraine!
    Super proud you've stayed!
    Made of steel with a heart of gold!
    Dont show me the women though! I get into trouble.

  • @SeminarioMAE
    @SeminarioMAE 2 месяца назад +2

    nice

  • @alexandrecouture2462
    @alexandrecouture2462 2 месяца назад

    Fun video!

  • @YushaKozaki
    @YushaKozaki 2 месяца назад +1

    The 1338 joke had me splitting my side.

    • @JohnnyFD
      @JohnnyFD  2 месяца назад

      Haha I should use it for a bit. =)

  • @Belv6
    @Belv6 2 месяца назад +6

    To the people criticizing him, would you stand up in front of a crowded room at a comedy show and try and be funny, i wouldn't .... rome wasn't built in a day

    • @SutterKrump
      @SutterKrump 2 месяца назад +2

      But they're typing super edgy and coool comments through a smartphone screen, that takes at least 10X the balls than doing a stand up in real life in front of a crowd 😅

  • @jepolch
    @jepolch 2 месяца назад

    He took a big risk asking her to marry him in front of a crowd (unless they planned it in advance). If she said no he'd be feeling the humiliation for the rest of his life.

  • @71charger318
    @71charger318 2 месяца назад +9

    Great video!!! Who'd a thought there was an English comedy club in Ukraine... Johnny, bruh...I'm going to hell...ROTFL!!! This was an awesome video for both all the right and wrong reasons...LOL!!! Was that girl at the end holding a 40? LOL!!!

    • @JohnnyFD
      @JohnnyFD  2 месяца назад +4

      Glad you enjoyed it!

  • @megaliz1985
    @megaliz1985 2 месяца назад +1

    Youre so funny, definitely a natural on the stage

    • @JohnnyFD
      @JohnnyFD  2 месяца назад +1

      Thanks! It helped that I've done a lot of public speaking in my past career: ruclips.net/user/results?search_query=johnny+fd+nomad+summit

  • @VanTran-ne4yf
    @VanTran-ne4yf 2 месяца назад

    Do you know Aline Mcleod came from a very racist city Saskatchewan Canada. According to the Vietnamese guy become a model in Vietnam was born and raise in Saskatchewan and study university of Regina. You can sit in a coffee shop and people walk past said" go back to China, or get out of here" . They didnt know he Vietnamese not Chinese.There is no chance for Johnny FD in Saskatchewan

  • @K12war
    @K12war 2 месяца назад

    People forget that Johnny was a professional Muay Thai fighter. He'd shatter all you jealous folks. 🤣

  • @mikeses4392
    @mikeses4392 2 месяца назад +1

    Well done!

  • @Peoplesfan
    @Peoplesfan 2 месяца назад +1

    You’re doing a great job Johnny keep it up if you enjoy it that’s all that counts!

  • @mattdownernz
    @mattdownernz 2 месяца назад +2

    You did well. Filled out the sgment well. Natural chat

  • @mohammed000901
    @mohammed000901 2 месяца назад

    Your first show could barely watch the video but this one was interesting and very informative, I knew I was right… but I look Russian no Ukrainian girls will want me anymore… maybe I can go to Russia and Ukraine and decide where I feel welcomed

  • @ИванМ-з6е
    @ИванМ-з6е 2 месяца назад +3

    Johnny, I laughed a lot, it turned out very funny, talented and sincere at the same time)))

    • @JohnnyFD
      @JohnnyFD  2 месяца назад

      Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it!