Hal is Kid Charlemagne

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @equusquaggaquagga536
    @equusquaggaquagga536 Год назад +1535

    Imagine being a veteran FCC agent and on his last day before retirement he gets the call
    "Sir, Kid Charlemagne. He's back."

    • @ZBot316
      @ZBot316 9 месяцев назад +2

      "My god, after all these years. I always knew that snake was just biding his time. Waiting for the right moment. No one believed me, they all said I was crazy! Wasting my time, they said! No. No, my vigilance was not in vain. This time, I've got him. No longer will Kid Charlemagne dirty the airwaves with his drivel! He will see justice and I will be the one to deliver it! Mark my words, Kid Charlemagne, your fine will be astronomically high!"

    • @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
      @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH 7 месяцев назад +99

      *takes off sunglasses*
      “my god”

    • @nikushim6665
      @nikushim6665 7 месяцев назад

      Usually the FCC isn't the one fox hunting you. Its salt ham guys with too much free time doing it for free.

    • @gerardomacias7370
      @gerardomacias7370 7 месяцев назад +26

      @@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
      “Finally we can nab the guy. And give him all the unpaid fines he accumulated.”
      Then later at the end of the episode.
      “Ladies and gentlemen, after all this time. We did it.”

    • @TylersRapPromo
      @TylersRapPromo 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH💀💀😂😂

  • @wildercerrate7295
    @wildercerrate7295 4 года назад +2535

    I love the idea that Hal regularly has these thoughts and just never had a platform to say them

    • @denistuohy2535
      @denistuohy2535 2 года назад +22

      Lmao

    • @ayylmao4660
      @ayylmao4660 2 года назад +168

      Malcolm in the middle ended only three weeks after the launch of Twitter, tragic to think of what could have been

    • @richardwoodley3477
      @richardwoodley3477 2 года назад +95

      The episode where the kids want help building a robot and Lois goes away. He starts smoking and goes way off the rails while building the robot. Lois keeps him grounded.

    • @johnwerner69
      @johnwerner69 2 года назад +8

      @@ayylmao4660 i didn't realize Twitter is that old

    • @LaloSalamancaGaming69
      @LaloSalamancaGaming69 2 года назад +24

      Imagine a podcast with kid charlemagne

  • @plugmanjohnson9982
    @plugmanjohnson9982 3 года назад +3318

    I love when Hal says "kid charlemagne is back ON the air" and he acts like anyone in that 3 block radius of his dorm is gonna be waiting for Kid Charlemagne.

    • @obie3188
      @obie3188 3 года назад +421

      Craig waited for him

    • @plugmanjohnson9982
      @plugmanjohnson9982 3 года назад +80

      @@obie3188 CRAIG WAITED FOR LOIS

    • @obie3188
      @obie3188 3 года назад +109

      @@plugmanjohnson9982 also for Kid Charlemagne

    • @obie3188
      @obie3188 3 года назад +43

      @@plugmanjohnson9982 he just didn’t know it was Hal

    • @plugmanjohnson9982
      @plugmanjohnson9982 3 года назад

      @@obie3188 your crazy man

  • @AnyFactor
    @AnyFactor 4 года назад +4038

    "The elites don't want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free and you can take them home. I have 458 ducks" - Kid Charlemagne

    • @teresalynnhasan-kerr9373
      @teresalynnhasan-kerr9373 3 года назад +37

      I'm upset I can't copy and paste this lol

    • @BelmontClan
      @BelmontClan 3 года назад +6

      @@teresalynnhasan-kerr9373 so screenshot it and use it somewhere

    • @janpavel1441
      @janpavel1441 3 года назад +11

      I, too, saw that Alex Jones meme once.

    • @mikefloyd3152
      @mikefloyd3152 2 года назад +33

      My favorite versin is the elites don't want you to know this but there are cute girls in the psych ward and they are free

    • @DMAOZO
      @DMAOZO 2 года назад

      It's true ruclips.net/video/MfQ4hrIANTA/видео.html

  • @cassiuseagen4207
    @cassiuseagen4207 4 года назад +983

    “If the Government doesn’t have a car that runs on water then what are they building all those dams for?”
    Hal’s face is just priceless.

    • @Umkarz
      @Umkarz 2 года назад

      I mean dams generate hydrostatic power... And the government be pushing electric cars... So technically...

    • @itshisfault3782
      @itshisfault3782 2 года назад +7

      Lmaoo I know

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 Год назад +24

      @@itshisfault3782 In case you hadn’t noticed “Evian” spelled backwards is “Naive”

    • @0428733
      @0428733 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@pottytheparrot310made me notice Deviant backwards is Tnaived. Just think about it

    • @boreanonekatto8146
      @boreanonekatto8146 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@0428733 🗿🗿🗿

  • @fireflyeclipse
    @fireflyeclipse 5 лет назад +5907

    I didn’t appreciate Hal as a kid but as an adult he’s probably my all time favorite sitcom character.

    • @amirmordechai1806
      @amirmordechai1806 5 лет назад +81

      Honestly same here dude

    • @antoniopalmiero6761
      @antoniopalmiero6761 4 года назад +36

      I ever loved him, iso crazy, romantic and free dude🙃

    • @jamesearlcash7725
      @jamesearlcash7725 4 года назад +84

      I thought he was the best character as a kid.

    • @idontwant2beasoldiermama241
      @idontwant2beasoldiermama241 4 года назад +57

      Hal was always my favourite, even as a kid, but I was always a smart kid, funny thing is, now as an adult, I'm not as mature as I should be lol

    • @SuperJoaotube
      @SuperJoaotube 4 года назад +27

      Hal and George Costanza are the best sit com characters ever created

  • @bighungry98
    @bighungry98 6 лет назад +5032

    "I was just being polite. I didn't think you were gonna punish me for it."
    At least we know where Dewey gets his honesty.

    • @jonhdoe490
      @jonhdoe490 4 года назад +20

      Sky love this phase he said

    • @joekev27
      @joekev27 4 года назад +22

      Honestly gonna have to remember this for when I'm a parent.

    • @rszilvarn
      @rszilvarn 4 года назад +20

      Dewy is kinda like my Daughter, odd and sometimes boldly honest...🤣🤣🤣

    • @BigSnakey2
      @BigSnakey2 3 года назад +1

      I remember reading/hearing somewhere that Dewey was actually the smartest kid.

    • @artrock101
      @artrock101 3 года назад +3

      @@BigSnakey2 he's a musical genius

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper 5 лет назад +3996

    Lol he’s getting paranoid listening to his own paranoid rant

    • @bluberry713
      @bluberry713 4 года назад +49

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @FatRecluseTV
      @FatRecluseTV 4 года назад +43

      That killed me

    • @warlordnipple
      @warlordnipple 4 года назад +123

      Predicting the echo chambers that would be created 10+ years later

    • @noahscheffey5636
      @noahscheffey5636 4 года назад +29

      @@warlordnipple Now everyone in their own tribe is just using the same talking points. It's like a hive mind.

    • @highviewbarbell
      @highviewbarbell 3 года назад +8

      someone should combine this idea, with the same idea that made "roe jogan meets joe rogan"
      just use alex jones

  • @ckeekyzekey
    @ckeekyzekey 2 года назад +1149

    "I AM THE VOICE OF THE LITTLE MAN" has the same energy as "I AM THE MAN WHO KNOCKS"

    • @redline841
      @redline841 2 года назад +28

      If Hank and Walter were swapped

    • @TheStopShort
      @TheStopShort Год назад +24

      I am the little man who knocks

    • @WellWisdom.
      @WellWisdom. Год назад +7

      That is what you call, foreshadowing....

    • @Rowe4900candymachine
      @Rowe4900candymachine Год назад +1

      The Hellfire rained down on my house scene would definently be a thing hal would do.

    • @42luke93
      @42luke93 Год назад +2

      Craig seemed so loyal to kid sherlemom. Surprised he gave up so quickly and pretended not to know him!

  • @birch5757
    @birch5757 2 года назад +1058

    "Do I vote? I used to, until they moved our polling station to the house with the big dog."
    Whoever wrote this line is a comic genius - I laughed so hard, tears came out.

    • @Carlos-xz3vi
      @Carlos-xz3vi 2 года назад +12

      It’s genius! Also, relevant.

    • @TitaniusGames
      @TitaniusGames 2 года назад +20

      I am embarrassed to admit I don’t know what it means

    • @goomba7495
      @goomba7495 2 года назад +3

      @@TitaniusGames how?

    • @TitaniusGames
      @TitaniusGames 2 года назад +3

      @@goomba7495 I don’t know what the house with the big dog is

    • @goomba7495
      @goomba7495 2 года назад

      @@TitaniusGames damn you are dumb. You never had a neighbor with a big dog? Are you trolling or are you genuinely dumb

  • @JD43232
    @JD43232 6 лет назад +5809

    The adults in this show are so much funnier now then back when i was a kid. This show is comedy gold

    • @buuzzsawtouchedme194
      @buuzzsawtouchedme194 6 лет назад +44

      +Jordi Danen,
      0:12, I guess Hal was a bit of a "Neo-Nazi" when he was younger.

    • @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn
      @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn 5 лет назад +152

      I could not stand Lois when I was a kid (probably because I was a naughty little shit too), I have since have grown into a man who loves strong women and she has become one of my favorite characters today

    • @Happygirlalwaysnomatter
      @Happygirlalwaysnomatter 5 лет назад +1

      Jordi Danen I know!!!

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 5 лет назад +29

      yeah it's crazy how as a kid you'd overlook these hilarious Hal and Lois bits. well, i guess it's not knowing why it's funny. but my god as an adult this is hilarious

    • @mrhotpinkbanana1081
      @mrhotpinkbanana1081 5 лет назад +14

      @@buuzzsawtouchedme194 Welp that comment is horrible and unnecessary

  • @tylerjaynes822
    @tylerjaynes822 5 лет назад +1885

    "IN CASE YOU HAVENT NOTICED EVIAN SPELLED BACKWARD IS NAIVE!"
    gold

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 5 лет назад +28

      Tyler Jaynes I never noticed that.

    • @El-Burrito
      @El-Burrito 4 года назад +12

      I didn't realise what he said the first time because he didn't do it with a faux-French accent

    • @ScotisticDad
      @ScotisticDad 4 года назад +7

      That's a reference to "Reality Bites".

    • @dea.van.zostere.pierre4687
      @dea.van.zostere.pierre4687 3 года назад +5

      Monster energy is 666 there is a woman RUclips explaining that and when you drink you make the anti Christ symbol

    • @Enigm3tic.
      @Enigm3tic. 3 года назад +3

      Classic 😂😂

  • @BillyButcher91
    @BillyButcher91 6 лет назад +2241

    I miss this show so much

    • @deluxe_1337
      @deluxe_1337 6 лет назад +35

      They toolk off Netflix :(

    • @pablodelacruz3126
      @pablodelacruz3126 6 лет назад +32

      It is on Hulu guys. A lot of shows that used to be on netflix are on there.

    • @t0nyhawk368
      @t0nyhawk368 6 лет назад +4

      all seasons/episodes?

    • @stephenmiller9009
      @stephenmiller9009 6 лет назад +10

      Let's revolt and riot in the streets until the cast gets back together

    • @jumpup266
      @jumpup266 6 лет назад +1

      Stephen Miller I'M DOWN🤘🤘

  • @jarmarmarn4323
    @jarmarmarn4323 2 года назад +528

    Hal needing to draw so many Xs in order to conclude his broadcasting range is a circle is a very underrated bit

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад +3

      It honestly seems so fun.

    • @FunnyDolphin782
      @FunnyDolphin782 Год назад +3

      I just bow noticed that 😂

    • @dongatello6969
      @dongatello6969 Год назад +20

      I think he was trying to determine the range rather than the fact it was a circle

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад +6

      @@dongatello6969 Wait.. are broadcasting ranges not always a circle? Now I'm interested lol

    • @dongatello6969
      @dongatello6969 Год назад +13

      @@ZeranZeran I mean yeah unless there’s something like a building or anything in the way to block the signal it goes out in I think every direction. I don’t know for sure this is just what I think makes sense.

  • @beanieguitarguy4070
    @beanieguitarguy4070 2 года назад +242

    “Fair warning, sir! Running adds an additional 80 dollars to your fine!!”
    Fucking comedy gold 😂

    • @papabloodharvest9542
      @papabloodharvest9542 9 месяцев назад +11

      The fact that he’s running like a bat out of hell when all he’s getting is a fine 😭😂

  • @FREEGEMS
    @FREEGEMS 5 лет назад +3989

    Kid: “oh my god you’re kid charlamagne!”
    Hal: “You’re god damn right”

    • @AimForTheBushes908
      @AimForTheBushes908 4 года назад +20

      Nicely done.

    • @joshschneider3134
      @joshschneider3134 4 года назад +1

      @@AimForTheBushes908 how

    • @JakeHawken
      @JakeHawken 4 года назад +3

      well done

    • @Jared_Wignall
      @Jared_Wignall 4 года назад +5

      josh chigurh watch Breaking Bad.

    • @joshschneider3134
      @joshschneider3134 4 года назад +2

      @@Jared_Wignall i understand the reference, Its refering to both malcom in the middle and breaking bad.Im questioning the 2nd commenter.

  • @filippians413
    @filippians413 5 лет назад +4664

    Malcolm in the Middle is one of the best shows ever created.

    • @Buildlastkbanned
      @Buildlastkbanned 5 лет назад +53

      Speak facts

    • @acebooncoon11
      @acebooncoon11 5 лет назад +14

      Yes this and 2 and a half man and colombian girls

    • @nemesysxr0163
      @nemesysxr0163 5 лет назад +5

      Ryan Corrigan is the best

    • @joseantonioamayaalvarado6744
      @joseantonioamayaalvarado6744 5 лет назад +7

      @@acebooncoon11 Malcolm un the Middle and two and a half men are my favorite shows ever

    • @albertsmith99
      @albertsmith99 5 лет назад +15

      haha heck yea especially if you were a teen growing up at the time it was aired.

  • @airfoemoe
    @airfoemoe 6 лет назад +6041

    Now he has a very successful podcast sponsored by dollar shave club.

    • @Ariana-yl3ww
      @Ariana-yl3ww 6 лет назад +47

      Reginald Regency and meundies

    • @pirrukira
      @pirrukira 6 лет назад +27

      and blue apron too.

    • @Antboi9563
      @Antboi9563 5 лет назад +5

      Wait he does? Link or whatever

    • @REDEEMERWOLF
      @REDEEMERWOLF 5 лет назад +10

      Link???

    • @blacklabbby
      @blacklabbby 5 лет назад +18

      Holy shit I would love a Hal podcast

  • @alexanderberletic549
    @alexanderberletic549 4 года назад +593

    "Say my name."
    "You're Kid Charlemange."
    "You're Goddamn Right."

    • @andrewdashnercollins6834
      @andrewdashnercollins6834 3 года назад +28

      This is the moment Hal became Kid Charlemange

    • @biglez2429
      @biglez2429 7 месяцев назад +2

      The name comes from a song by Steely Dan about a guy who made particularly high-quality drugs…
      Hal is Heisenberg???

  • @dakotastein9499
    @dakotastein9499 4 года назад +564

    "i never met this man before...i HATE the constitution,I HAT FREE SPEECH" fucking priceless.

    • @ladyfire44
      @ladyfire44 2 года назад +29

      Lois: What on Earth.....
      FBI Agent: Stop Government Agents!
      FCC Agent: Fair warning, sir. Running adds an additional $80 to your fine.

    • @rfi2011
      @rfi2011 Год назад +17

      I'll snitch I know things

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck Год назад +2

      Sounds like current Brian Cranston

    • @Sunset2073
      @Sunset2073 Год назад +2

      @@Sumschmuck what

    • @youngnoodle1963
      @youngnoodle1963 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@SumschmuckBryan Cranston hates free speech? Fucking based!!!

  • @admm96
    @admm96 6 лет назад +2262

    FCC wont let me be

    • @Joe-fd4qo
      @Joe-fd4qo 6 лет назад +48

      Na NA na na na

    • @nobaso620
      @nobaso620 6 лет назад +57

      Won't let me be me so let me see...

    • @Pove
      @Pove 6 лет назад +30

      +African Messiah So the FCC won't let me be*
      Or let me be me, so let me see*

    • @nicholasmaslennikov2128
      @nicholasmaslennikov2128 6 лет назад +31

      Pove They try to shut me down on mtv

    • @ImBored-vr6ih
      @ImBored-vr6ih 6 лет назад +16

      @@nicholasmaslennikov2128 but it feels so empty without me

  • @MikeMJPMUNCH
    @MikeMJPMUNCH 6 лет назад +3016

    I love Craig's realisation that Hal is Kid Charlemagne

    • @scaf5363
      @scaf5363 6 лет назад +216

      MikeMJPMUNCH I hate the constitution! I hate free speech! I’ll cooperate! I know things!

    • @suhdude7831
      @suhdude7831 6 лет назад +91

      MikeMJPMUNCH or when hank found out that Walter white was heisenberg

    • @Verbindungsfehle
      @Verbindungsfehle 6 лет назад +7

      Ikr it's so cute :D

    • @ladyfire44
      @ladyfire44 5 лет назад +64

      I'm cooperating, I never met this man before! I hate the constitution ! I hate free speech. I'll snitch! I know things!

    • @RightHandedMan25
      @RightHandedMan25 5 лет назад +16

      @@LordBelakor Dude im not even from the US and i know its a parody of conspiranoical pirate radio hosts names

  • @caeert2962
    @caeert2962 6 лет назад +890

    "20 years ago, I would've cleared that fence."
    Excellent way to end the video.

    • @OTownNews
      @OTownNews 6 лет назад +5

      Cae Ert “...AND the open manhole.”

    • @ladyfire44
      @ladyfire44 5 лет назад +7

      How could I be so wrong about Reese? Hal, tell me again. I need to hear it

    • @burnbobquist8999
      @burnbobquist8999 4 года назад +2

      One of his best sentences in the show. :D

    • @armageddonmma8907
      @armageddonmma8907 2 года назад +3

      And now it's been 20 years

    • @shadowknight1121
      @shadowknight1121 2 года назад

      @@ladyfire44 Reese is hopeless.

  • @TheJAG6752
    @TheJAG6752 4 года назад +269

    Hal Wilkerson is and always will be my #1 favorite tv dad. Hilarious, humble and just an overall happy father.

  • @kuntdestroyer5093
    @kuntdestroyer5093 6 лет назад +2675

    The way Bryan Cranston is listening to himself in the car and darting his eyes and head back and forth looking like a crazy person is just priceless. You know no one told him to act like that he just did it organically.

    • @buuzzsawtouchedme194
      @buuzzsawtouchedme194 6 лет назад +18

      +Kunt Destroyer,
      0:12, I guess Hal was a bit of a "Neo-Nazi" when he was younger.

    • @biigblunts6970
      @biigblunts6970 5 лет назад +24

      Buuzzsaw Touched Me lmfao please explain further

    • @conormcmullen6437
      @conormcmullen6437 5 лет назад +36

      @@buuzzsawtouchedme194 why do you post this on everyone's comment?

    • @conormcmullen6437
      @conormcmullen6437 5 лет назад +4

      Probably because you guess Hal was a bit of a Neo-Nazi when he was younger..

    • @conormcmullen6437
      @conormcmullen6437 5 лет назад

      @@mwm1145 if it's on the internet it's there forever

  • @drumempire
    @drumempire 5 лет назад +437

    "Hang on a second America." Its like one square block on an AM station. haha

    • @Nomzai
      @Nomzai 4 года назад +23

      drumempire 3 square blocks.

    • @joelsegovia6971
      @joelsegovia6971 4 года назад +6

      Epic!! bahahahahaha

    • @petewerehere
      @petewerehere 3 года назад +26

      Where Kid Charlemagne is, America is

    • @1BUVTHALAW1
      @1BUVTHALAW1 9 месяцев назад

      It was actually the entire west side of campus

  • @giampaolofini1535
    @giampaolofini1535 5 лет назад +788

    Fun fact: Kid Charlemagne is a Steely Dan song written about a real-life LSD black market kingpin from SF in the hippie era.

    • @werk62
      @werk62 5 лет назад +89

      "On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene
      But yours was kitchen-clean
      Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home"

    • @acsone3546
      @acsone3546 5 лет назад +40

      Tom Rushin is there gas in the cahhh

    • @jacksparrowjives3138
      @jacksparrowjives3138 5 лет назад +10

      Is that a Jojo reference

    • @mclovinpo
      @mclovinpo 4 года назад +30

      Clean this mess up else we’ll all end up in jail, those test tubes and the scale just get it all outta here

    • @TACOGORDITATELEMUNDO
      @TACOGORDITATELEMUNDO 4 года назад +14

      I think the people down the hall know who you are.

  • @lifefruit9917
    @lifefruit9917 3 года назад +168

    Bryan Cranston really just played the two best TV characters of all time

    • @RedSiegfried
      @RedSiegfried 3 года назад +1

      You mean the one best character. Didn't you watch the video?

    • @lifefruit9917
      @lifefruit9917 3 года назад +3

      @@RedSiegfried I’m talking about Walter White and Hal

    • @weemanling
      @weemanling 3 года назад +9

      @@lifefruit9917 imagine thinking Walter comes anywhere close to Hal

    • @ScubaSteveM45
      @ScubaSteveM45 6 месяцев назад

      Don't forget about Tim Watley from Seinfeld

  • @ZeroKool7140
    @ZeroKool7140 Год назад +30

    “THAT STOP SIGN IS A DECLARATION OF WAR!!” Hahahaha I love it I use that to annoy the neighborhood associations

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 8 месяцев назад +1

      I remember getting stopped for that same reason. I’ve been going down the same road for 10 years and there was no stop sign there. THEN THE STOP SIGN ARMY SPRINGS INTO ACTION ALL IN SUPPORT OF THE MILITARY INDUSTRIALIZED VEGAN SUPERMARKET COMPLEX

  • @MichaelJohnson-ut2tq
    @MichaelJohnson-ut2tq 6 лет назад +1082

    "Do I love my country? Do I vote? I use to until they moved our polling place at that house with the big dog". This made me laugh. 😂

    • @palomasturbaz
      @palomasturbaz 6 лет назад +20

      Michael Johnson you edited your comment and still managed to get it wrong wtf

    • @MichaelJohnson-ut2tq
      @MichaelJohnson-ut2tq 6 лет назад +30

      palomasturbaz Why do you care? You sound like a douchebag grammar Nazi.

    • @mrfloris3367
      @mrfloris3367 6 лет назад +10

      palomasturbaz if you don't like the comment then don't react

    • @1lurch375
      @1lurch375 6 лет назад

      palomasturbaz Damn hahahahahah

    • @MichaelJohnson-ut2tq
      @MichaelJohnson-ut2tq 3 года назад

      @Big Crunch I didn't misspell anything Big Piece of Sh1t🙂

  • @TheJustSqueakin
    @TheJustSqueakin 6 лет назад +409

    Kid Charlemagne new netflix original showing hal's college life before he got married, I wish

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d 5 лет назад +65

      Just have old ass Bryan Cranston playing himself pretending to be young don't even cgi deage him or makeup lmao.

    • @lorenzlorenzo8995
      @lorenzlorenzo8995 4 года назад +9

      @@batt3ryac1d That would be the best thing to ever happen

    • @Get_yotted
      @Get_yotted 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, I’d back you if it weren’t Netflix who picked up the show. They tend to ruin everything they touch

  • @bencurrier4525
    @bencurrier4525 6 лет назад +594

    Hal and Walt. Bryan Cranston at his finest when he's just a dad who loves his family... and slightly insane lol

    • @Jacksonrox13
      @Jacksonrox13 4 года назад +1

      You forgot Tim Whatley, aka, Jerry Seinfeld's dentist.

    • @Yamezzzz
      @Yamezzzz 3 года назад +10

      Walt loved his family? lol

    • @cctomcat321
      @cctomcat321 3 года назад +15

      Walt was just Hal's dream. Breaking Bad never happened.

    • @brianna21314
      @brianna21314 2 года назад +8

      @@Yamezzzz he loves with his own way. It's horrifying if you think about it.

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj Год назад +1

      ​@cctomcat321 That was the best reveal. Of COURSE it came out of Hal's brain.

  • @SáviodaSilvaDias
    @SáviodaSilvaDias 2 года назад +89

    It's amazing what Bryan did to the character that was supposed to be a decorative father in the original script.

  • @Nick-mq9vz
    @Nick-mq9vz 3 года назад +104

    Cranston is an example of a perfectly executed career. Played both the funny guy and the serious guy (breaking bad) and did them both extraordinarily well.

  • @ourtvshow6399
    @ourtvshow6399 6 лет назад +4849

    Hal does just as many ilegal things as walt.

    • @beSoGaming
      @beSoGaming 6 лет назад +776

      Like that episode where Hal had a bunch of prison inmates killed to protect his identity of Kid Charlemagne. Loved that episode!

    • @ln7929
      @ln7929 6 лет назад +188

      Big radio almost got him

    • @ourtvshow6399
      @ourtvshow6399 6 лет назад +10

      beSo Gaming exactly

    • @antuanperez426
      @antuanperez426 6 лет назад +9

      beSo Gaming That was a thing? Lmfao I missed that

    • @GoodNewsGathered
      @GoodNewsGathered 6 лет назад +14

      Antuan Perez his refresnsing braking bad

  • @SuperMechguy
    @SuperMechguy 6 лет назад +461

    Hal is an inspiration to us all

  • @RJMH
    @RJMH 6 лет назад +129

    I never knew I wanted every episode with only hal bits until now.

  • @hossbonaventure934
    @hossbonaventure934 2 года назад +45

    "Hal will ya turn that racket off?! " lmao that still makes me cry real tears to this day for sum reason 😂😂

  • @Myself-yf5do
    @Myself-yf5do Год назад +26

    Nowadays Kid Charlemagne would be a podcast.

  • @Watsuda
    @Watsuda  5 лет назад +1833

    Ooga-chaka Ooga-OogaOoga-chaka Ooga-OogaOoga-chaka Ooga-OogaOoga-chaka Ooga-OogaI can't stop this feelingDeep inside of meGirl, you just don't realizeWhat you do to meWhen you hold meIn your arms so tightYou let me knowEverything's all right

    • @xanksauri89
      @xanksauri89 5 лет назад +21

      thanks brotendo

    • @Watsuda
      @Watsuda  5 лет назад +86

      ​@Antenna2heaven Thanks for implying that I will have sex one day

    • @johnpilapil9250
      @johnpilapil9250 5 лет назад +3

      @@xanksauri89 u want some ranch?

    • @Hizenburgerr
      @Hizenburgerr 5 лет назад +1

      What mean tldr

    • @stalemurfies2031
      @stalemurfies2031 5 лет назад +1

      Hal... is... KID CHARLEMAGNE

  • @bogdanyer
    @bogdanyer 6 лет назад +903

    alex jones origin story

    • @katl1489
      @katl1489 5 лет назад +17

      Alex Jones is a shill, he has always worked for Time Warner.

    • @omarjimenez6479
      @omarjimenez6479 5 лет назад +53

      bogdanyer the only difference is that Hal actually cares about the country. Alex Jones is an attention hore

    • @ryancoulter4797
      @ryancoulter4797 4 года назад +19

      Oh god the Alex Jones origin story is crazier. There’s an NPR This American Life episode about it. Long story short is he was spreading conspiracy theories in the Texas town he was from and being so obnoxious that his high school buddies gave him a whuppin and he left town.

    • @ericm6633
      @ericm6633 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @YOTSUBA_desu
      @YOTSUBA_desu 4 года назад +3

      Ryan Coulter
      >NPR

  • @DanielRomero-xd8kw
    @DanielRomero-xd8kw 6 лет назад +391

    WHY ARE THEY BUILDING ALL THOSE DAMS FOR?????

  • @whanethewhip
    @whanethewhip 3 года назад +88

    True story. When I was a teen I bought an illegal CB amp at a yard sale. It only worked for CB's that you install in vehicles so I had to run the CB and amp using a car battery that I had to charge every day. But that damn AMP was so strong that it over powered all of the local TV's so that anyone watching any channel would hear my transmission... I lived in a large apartment complex. Needless to say, the "Channel Master" pissed off everyone nearby and so I had to stop using it. Good times!

    • @Watsuda
      @Watsuda  3 года назад +38

      Did you at least redpill them on the number of corners on a stop sign?

    • @augustday9483
      @augustday9483 Год назад +2

      "Channel Master" sounds like a comic book supervillain. I love it!

    • @davidstud3952
      @davidstud3952 Год назад

      lol what did you broadcast?

    • @whanethewhip
      @whanethewhip Год назад +2

      @@davidstud3952 Just stupid stuff. And with the amp I would intentionally step on other people broadcasting. Then when they came back with commentary I would step on them again and say "I'm the channel master now!"

    • @davidstud3952
      @davidstud3952 Год назад

      @@whanethewhip haha, great stuff 😁

  • @jamesmclemore9123
    @jamesmclemore9123 3 года назад +71

    "I was just trying to be polite, I didn't realize you were going to punish me for it" was one of the most relatable lines in the series.

  • @JC42023
    @JC42023 6 лет назад +611

    *...until they moved our polling place to the house with the big dog*

    • @jonathan-rw3mx
      @jonathan-rw3mx 5 лет назад +5

      What does he mean by that?

    • @JC42023
      @JC42023 5 лет назад +81

      @@jonathan-rw3mx He's most likely just referring to their polling place being at a house with a rather large dog that scares Hal to the point of avoiding it at all costs-including his vote

    • @Lucy-vk1el
      @Lucy-vk1el 5 лет назад +3

      Bowsette!

    • @marduk_zth9974
      @marduk_zth9974 3 года назад +1

      maybe the big man?

    • @EdwardGutierrez90
      @EdwardGutierrez90 3 года назад

      @@JC42023 I thought he meant law enforcement XD either way this episode of Malcolm is brilliant

  • @raynermooney1239
    @raynermooney1239 5 лет назад +88

    "I was just trying to be polite. I didn't think you'd punish me for it." 😂

  • @darell8310
    @darell8310 6 лет назад +203

    Hal warned us 😂

  • @lovesosaJDPON
    @lovesosaJDPON 4 года назад +34

    “Just cause those robber barons CANT LOOK BOTH WAYS” lmfaooo

  • @hughjass311
    @hughjass311 4 года назад +54

    "Well I never understood the big deal about quartering soldiers.. I mean as long as I don't have to change in front of them :)"
    I'M FUCKING DEAD

  • @kcmccorey
    @kcmccorey 6 лет назад +510

    I need Hal to be a vice city Character.

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 6 лет назад +32

      NewKid korey He needs to be on GTA Radio

    • @tylerdenaro639
      @tylerdenaro639 5 лет назад +8

      I love playing Grand Thaft Auto Vice City on Playing Station Two because it's a great game.

    • @LaRoche_
      @LaRoche_ 5 лет назад +2

      Best comment here

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 4 года назад +3

      MKN Him and Ron making a radio show would be gold

  • @ThatGuyReyansh
    @ThatGuyReyansh 2 года назад +129

    the fact that bryan Cranston can do the goofiest character and then do one of the darkest characters ever in a matter of 1 year is mind boggling

  • @shoonger001
    @shoonger001 5 лет назад +76

    "sir running adds an additional eighty dollars to your find" made me die

  • @raheerah8814
    @raheerah8814 6 лет назад +93

    “Evian backwards is naive”. That got me.

  • @Liur.
    @Liur. Год назад +20

    The creators of Breaking Bad really looked at Kid Charlemagne and said, _"yeah but what if he was being serious."_

  • @exi8550
    @exi8550 4 года назад +24

    "Military industrial country club complex" damn I think Hal is actually on to something

  • @amelian9677
    @amelian9677 5 лет назад +31

    “Hang on a second, America.” 🤣

  • @elijahvigil7467
    @elijahvigil7467 5 лет назад +38

    That stop sign is a declaration of war!!!!!

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 5 лет назад +8

      Elijah Vigil Its for the fat cats on top of the hill while us regular joes are late for our second job or church or dinner with our family.

    • @Sheikh_Speare
      @Sheikh_Speare 4 года назад +4

      "I'm sorry I missed little Bobby's first steps, honey. But I had to come to a complete stop just because those robber barrons CAN'T LOOK BOTH WAY!!"

  • @esanchez315
    @esanchez315 2 года назад +26

    1:01 Hal’s dancing is the best! 🤣“Jeremiah was a bullfrog” 🕺

    • @benmorrell6386
      @benmorrell6386 Год назад

      😂😂 for me it was the best part

    • @shogo4984
      @shogo4984 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @timmym4381
    @timmym4381 3 года назад +36

    I like how Craig has kind of involuntarily been adopted by them but he doesn't seem to mind because he's a lonely middle aged guy.

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan 3 года назад +2

      and, it gives him opportunities to be closer to Lois

    • @ladyfire44
      @ladyfire44 Год назад +6

      Whom he sees more as a mom figure since he never had a mom. Despite being a control freak, Craig wanted to enjoy having that motherly bond with her. He hated his dad, Vic, all his life for how the latter raised him. This is made worse when Craig found out what really happened with his mom after Malcolm shows him a photo of her in Vic's wallet. All he wanted was to be left alone and live his own life as he chooses. Sure it may be miserable, but Craig prefers that than to be under Vic's scrutiny in having to run his successful gyms

  • @Wormpuller
    @Wormpuller 11 месяцев назад +8

    i love the way hal gets into something way to much nearly every episode. i loved the one where lois goes away for a few days and hal quits his job and makes malcolms robot shoot bees lol

  • @boynamedcate
    @boynamedcate 6 лет назад +336

    Not enough random screaming. 3/10

  • @MrMitchbow
    @MrMitchbow 4 года назад +47

    I love how Craig was down to help until he realized Hal was kid Charlemagne lol, like he didn’t know the whole time even since college but still helped

  • @bungalowtundra
    @bungalowtundra 5 лет назад +37

    "No homework takes more than 20 minutes.." truth when found in a hasty scrawl to finish it the day it is due.

  • @adamp5825
    @adamp5825 4 года назад +14

    "sorry i missed ur first steps billy, i had to come to a complete stop cause those robber barrons cant look both ways" 😂

  • @Shamarthebread
    @Shamarthebread 5 месяцев назад +2

    I feel this on so many levels, being a dad and finding your old hobby again is beautiful

  • @armandorodriguez1413
    @armandorodriguez1413 6 лет назад +918

    Hal is WOKE ! 😂

    • @DrEvil-nx3xx
      @DrEvil-nx3xx 5 лет назад +40

      Hal's not a leftist.

    • @jessd3601
      @jessd3601 5 лет назад +4

      Dr. Evil that's why he's woke lol

    • @ForgedPlanetTV
      @ForgedPlanetTV 5 лет назад +3

      @Adam Malec that's what makes it funny

    • @sdfr7724
      @sdfr7724 5 лет назад +1

      Dr. Evil oh yes he is. might be more so than Lois.

    • @carlosd2217
      @carlosd2217 5 лет назад +21

      Hal is *based*

  • @Gillz93fyi
    @Gillz93fyi 6 лет назад +54

    Craig is one of the greatest characters ever

  • @Rocky13Ray
    @Rocky13Ray 5 лет назад +35

    "Why dont i put on some music"?
    *puts on talk radio*

  • @Fadez77
    @Fadez77 5 лет назад +23

    “3 blocks on the west side of campus.. then the FCC shut me down” 😂

    • @ladyfire44
      @ladyfire44 4 года назад +6

      Fair Warning, sir. Running adds $80 to your fine

    • @V.Vaughan
      @V.Vaughan 9 месяцев назад

      and for not having a license.

  • @ry2950
    @ry2950 2 года назад +11

    This is one of the few sitcoms where both the kids, and adults are equally as funny - and they have great chemistry in nearly all the scenes.

  • @drodriguez3293
    @drodriguez3293 4 года назад +38

    "if the government doesn't have a car that runs on water then WHAT ARE THEY BUILDING ALL THESE DAMS FOR!?"

  • @Noirshock
    @Noirshock 4 года назад +22

    "What kind of homework takes more than 20 minutes?!"
    I don't want to know the quality of your homework, Reese lmao

    • @papabloodharvest9542
      @papabloodharvest9542 9 месяцев назад

      It’s Reese. He doesn’t do his own homework. He bullies someone into doing it for him. Actually I think it’s been said a few times in the show that he gets Dewey to do his homework for him.

  • @Jay-pv7bq
    @Jay-pv7bq 4 года назад +19

    As a near 30 year old man, Hal is 100% the best character on this show, if not sitcom history. He's good every episode!

  • @mingodingo
    @mingodingo 2 года назад +9

    The agent running while scribbling the extra fine on the ticket is my second favorite joke in the entire show.

  • @EmilioReyes_97
    @EmilioReyes_97 Год назад +10

    "Fair warning sir, running away will add 80 dollars to your fine"
    I just love how Hal is treating the overly bureaucratic but necessary FCC like their the actual FBI

  • @highestsettings
    @highestsettings 5 лет назад +66

    I would genuinely love Bryan Cranston to do a podcast like this.

  • @OMEGAxWARRIOR
    @OMEGAxWARRIOR 6 лет назад +253

    Charlemagne Tha God, the architect of aggravation, the prince of pissing people off

    • @audedelilaland7591
      @audedelilaland7591 6 лет назад +3

      yeahhh so true

    • @James-mq5lf
      @James-mq5lf 5 лет назад +8

      Isn't it so funny that the 5 foot 4 black guy named himself after a giant white king, yet is bitter and racist towards white people? 😂

  • @joeguz9948
    @joeguz9948 6 лет назад +68

    And this is how Alex Jones started his career 😂

    • @SlyStone67
      @SlyStone67 5 лет назад +2

      Big facts

    • @whyisblue923taken
      @whyisblue923taken 3 года назад

      Alex Jones did do licensed broadcasting and didn't get arrested by the feds until much later.

  • @lukesta12
    @lukesta12 2 года назад +8

    I don't know what I love more, the idea of Hal being a pirate radio personality or Lois being a cheerleader and happy for once

  • @basilioi1806
    @basilioi1806 5 лет назад +13

    I love this show watching it makes me feel like I'm 15 back at mom's home.

  • @blossomrusso6457
    @blossomrusso6457 6 лет назад +49

    Judging by the title I thought he was gonna make LSD.

    • @root19733
      @root19733 4 года назад +1

      Close. He makes meth.

  • @JoseAvila-zq7ct
    @JoseAvila-zq7ct 3 года назад +7

    I used to watch this show as a kid and feel sorry for Malcolm and his brothers.
    Now that I watch this as an adult (and a father) I can relate to Hal and Lois.

  • @MasterMiller404
    @MasterMiller404 6 лет назад +837

    Hal is a libertarian confirmed lmfao

  • @EdwardGutierrez90
    @EdwardGutierrez90 3 года назад +4

    The funny facial expressions Hal makes when he turns on the radio for his family to listen to XD!

  • @briyachrist
    @briyachrist 4 года назад +14

    When Craig found out Hal is Kid Charlemagne it was like someone finding out Peter Parker is Spider-Man

  • @RobertoSerrano16
    @RobertoSerrano16 6 лет назад +43

    He should do a podcast! #KidChrarlemagne

  • @notsure9519
    @notsure9519 3 года назад +9

    Hal: "Say my name".
    Craig: "Kid Charlemagne"
    Hal: "You re goddamn right."

  • @jotham1397
    @jotham1397 6 лет назад +56

    4:24 is the perennial question Skylar asks Walt Jr

  • @aswangmonkey361
    @aswangmonkey361 2 года назад +8

    Kid named Charlemagne:

  • @666SAVAGES
    @666SAVAGES Год назад +1

    I come Back to watch this every so often, it’s great 😂

  • @mccarthy5825
    @mccarthy5825 2 года назад +5

    I was lucky enough to catch this when it first came out and I was immediately hooked. There are hundreds of epic moments and the amazing chemistry between the cast really took this to the top.
    I remember an interview with Linwood Boomer who is basically Malcolm and he said if they didn't get the perfect Lois, they wouldn't do the show... Did they cast perfectly or what?
    I love Hals idiosyncrasies... His speed walking, his dance dance revolution, Kid Charlamagne., not going to work on Fridays for 15 years, his battle with the Mustang owner, love of particular pizza.... How absolutely unbelievably crazy in love with Lois he is, thats one of the most beautiful things in sitcom history. Hal even says that he has always known he loves Lois more. And no matter what, he finds her the most magical, beautiful, sexy and wonderful thing on earth even after all those years and kids.
    There is writing in this show on par with classic Simpsons. Only recently I was on a rewatch and the episode about the neighbours... One of them made stories about Malcolm being a peeping tom and Dewey is skipping singing this hilarious song about it... Its little things like that and for example in these clips, the way Hal gets paranoid and weirded out about his own radio show!
    Without a doubt this is one of the best shows, one of the best depictions of a family, one of the best written and best cast programmes ever.
    Oh and I love the skit where Hal and Lois wake up and Hal tells her about this dream he had about cooking meth and being a drug Kingpin... Pure class.

  • @lookitsike
    @lookitsike Год назад +7

    “THAT STOP SIGN IS A DECLARATION OF WAR” 🤣🛑 4:01

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 8 месяцев назад

      ITS WHERE THE FAT CATS UP ON THE HILL PLAYING GOLF WHILE US REGULAR JOES ARE LATE FOR OUR SECOND JOB OR CHURCH OR DINNER WITH OUR FAMILY

  • @briyachrist
    @briyachrist 4 года назад +14

    The hero we need , but not the hero we deserve.

  • @5ch3nk
    @5ch3nk 4 года назад +1

    Watched this 24 hours ago. Was laughing all day at it and had to come back tonight for more.

  • @wolverinefangowings
    @wolverinefangowings 3 месяца назад +2

    Honestly this show could have been just Francis getting in trouble at Marlin and Hal's random misadventures and it still would have been amazing.

  • @MizLaur
    @MizLaur 7 месяцев назад +4

    Says he’s the voice of the people, the underdog, the little man…
    Calls himself Charlemagne.

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 4 года назад +5

    “Let me tell you something: 20 years ago, I woulda cleared that fence” 😂

  • @saulurena7681
    @saulurena7681 6 лет назад +6

    This show was GOLD

  • @dutchjame
    @dutchjame Год назад +2

    “20 years ago I would’ve cleared that fence” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nikiyubari8410
    @nikiyubari8410 7 месяцев назад +3

    Hal being the most likeable neurodivergent