Awkward Stories From The Closet 2

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  • @MirianRodrigues483
    @MirianRodrigues483 3 года назад +12330

    Train guy: Do you want a beer?
    Phil: Yes, we will serve beer at our wedding.

    • @OddiMiseinen
      @OddiMiseinen 3 года назад +145

      This made me scream so loud, I'm laughing like a dying horse

    • @gingerjesss2093
      @gingerjesss2093 3 года назад +116

      @@OddiMiseinen is it a dying pregnant horse though? 😂

    • @michael___684
      @michael___684 3 года назад +15

      this emote looks like tanjiro of the demon slayer

    • @LovisasMustasch
      @LovisasMustasch 3 года назад +4

      The passport part confused me? Dose he have relatives in Sweden ?

    • @HilaryLudkin-Finnie
      @HilaryLudkin-Finnie 3 года назад +5

      You got NOTICED😁

  • @idkhbtfzero
    @idkhbtfzero 3 года назад +8058

    imagine actually having the confidence to shoot your shot and you get told to be a sheep, im so sorry dwayne

    • @realrandoms1013
      @realrandoms1013 3 года назад +27

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @lilratman7922
      @lilratman7922 3 года назад +25

      that's a description of my life tbh 😅

    • @dawnclarke8309
      @dawnclarke8309 3 года назад +3

      Did you spam the middle word suggestion

    • @MiaRose02
      @MiaRose02 3 года назад +27

      be a SHEEP, lmao i cried at that part im dyinggg

    • @emmiehutton9107
      @emmiehutton9107 3 года назад +7

      hey that could be a dream for some people

  • @s-aga
    @s-aga 3 года назад +7381

    “are they gay or alternative”
    *top ten questions scientists still can’t answer*

  • @barracuda0405
    @barracuda0405 3 года назад +2202

    Can we get a round of applause for Blaine the train guy? He seems like a cool guy and not every straight dude especially back in the days are so chilled after getting hit on by a person of the same sex

    • @emeraldkoala2
      @emeraldkoala2 3 года назад +11

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @coolenaam
      @coolenaam 3 года назад +47

      back in the day? it wasn't like the 30's or something lol
      And he was alternative, they're usually more open minded

    • @musicalmel
      @musicalmel 3 года назад +32

      but it was hilarious how this dude suddenly went "cars petroleum and boobs" 😂😂

    • @NoelleMar
      @NoelleMar 3 года назад +7

      @@musicalmel yeah I don’t really know if he was straight or just went “no homo” after inviting him for beer, becoming friends on an empty train, asking specifically for his number, specifically answering that the girl on his phone was just a friend, and then seemingly massively overcompensating by making out with a girl in front of Phil. Seems slightly different than just “open minded.” As someone who didn’t know him at all lol.

    • @barracuda0405
      @barracuda0405 3 года назад +18

      @@coolenaam yeah but the late 90s or the early 2000 were sooo different from today. The world changes pretty fast especially for the LGBTQ+ community

  • @caffeinefiendd
    @caffeinefiendd 3 года назад +3817

    dwayne: **waiting for his kiss**
    phil: _be a sheep_
    dwayne: 👁👄👁

  • @bri2149
    @bri2149 3 года назад +5324

    imagine being in love with Phil when you were like 14 and now he's a RUclipsr and you see him talk about you in his video where he asked you to be a sheep while you pretended to be hypnotized so he would kiss you

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 3 года назад +360

      I'd be like: "OH MY GOD HE FINALLY REALISED IT THANK GOD" xD

    • @srahbby
      @srahbby 3 года назад +86

      i would be so embarssed TT

    • @yoshi3794
      @yoshi3794 3 года назад +19

      @@addiebeene3420 unnus annus

    • @DrawingZerberus
      @DrawingZerberus 3 года назад +2

      Glad to see it

    • @lawsofnatcher
      @lawsofnatcher 3 года назад +14

      memento mori bud, cheers

  • @MissMiaCarolin
    @MissMiaCarolin 3 года назад +2087

    Phil telling the boy who gets "hypnotized" to steal a kiss from him to 'be a sheep' is weirdly on brand.

  • @jamiemann8407
    @jamiemann8407 3 года назад +2198

    bane’s character development is honestly so wholesome

    • @misxfitx
      @misxfitx 3 года назад +54

      honestly. poor dude was just starting to understand himself and had the biggest gay panic of the century when phil "outed" him to himself lmao im so happy to hear he accepted himself in the end!

    • @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325
      @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325 3 года назад +44

      yeah it is, i’m really happy he’s happier now

  • @bugbear2357
    @bugbear2357 3 года назад +1044

    The greatest thing about Phil coming out (aside from him feeling totally comfortable with his sexuality and being out) is that we get all these awkward stories

  • @hewwowen1968
    @hewwowen1968 3 года назад +6263

    Imagine trying to get your crush to kiss you by pretending to be hypnotized. Wild

    • @alisonmcalistair
      @alisonmcalistair 3 года назад +448

      I once asked a girl if she would kiss me because I wanted to see if my chapstick tasted good... she laughed at how stupid I was being but she kissed me anyway

    • @Youdontneedtoknowwhy
      @Youdontneedtoknowwhy 3 года назад +133

      @@alisonmcalistair smooth 👌 😎

    • @paranoidandroid3623
      @paranoidandroid3623 3 года назад +74

      @@alisonmcalistair you're my icon lol

    • @zanthiablue5254
      @zanthiablue5254 3 года назад +57

      Biggest 12 year move I have ever heard tbh.

    • @suneatingsinner8147
      @suneatingsinner8147 3 года назад +18

      Hi Dwayne

  • @elizabethscott5636
    @elizabethscott5636 3 года назад +3313

    The “are they gay or alternative” question will forever puzzle me

    • @redlineriot1955
      @redlineriot1955 3 года назад +113

      Or are they b o t h
      Aka me 😂😂

    • @viktoriekafkova7175
      @viktoriekafkova7175 3 года назад +152

      I can't be the only one who has Gay or European playing in their head rn

    • @litterate_raven
      @litterate_raven 3 года назад +24

      @@viktoriekafkova7175 this one's from the sequel

    • @jessavhole2847
      @jessavhole2847 3 года назад +15

      Trick question it's probably both

    • @kitsuneray
      @kitsuneray 3 года назад +1

      I’m a bit dumb.. what does Alternative mean??

  • @liah8624
    @liah8624 3 года назад +638

    dwayne: * comes up with a sUpEr gEniUs way to flirt with phil *
    phil, 20 years later: *...oh*

  • @confetticupcake
    @confetticupcake 3 года назад +4056

    dwayne: hey dude wanna hang out tonight??
    nobody:
    phil: uh sorry i uh
    M Y H O R S E I S P R E G N A N T

    • @gothrice5449
      @gothrice5449 3 года назад +12

      this doesn’t have comments
      so hi

    • @gianinamorales8597
      @gianinamorales8597 3 года назад +9

      Someone needs to make a compilation of all the weird wonderful shit that Phil says 😅😂

    • @Pudddyyy94
      @Pudddyyy94 3 года назад +2

      That was the best excuse ever

    • @kerenr9804
      @kerenr9804 3 года назад +1

      @@gianinamorales8597 YES

    • @cheemster2619
      @cheemster2619 3 года назад +1

      So, yeah. I'll basically be a father.

  • @strawberrymilk6251
    @strawberrymilk6251 3 года назад +1782

    I think all the fanfics with Phil in it has manifested and he's just constantly living a wattpad story

    • @georgia3123
      @georgia3123 3 года назад +21

      This is my favourite comment ever

    • @sampadawadekar
      @sampadawadekar 3 года назад +11

      Thank you for pointing that out omg

  • @shay4210
    @shay4210 3 года назад +1981

    “my horse is pregnant” is actually an excuse i’ve used before.... since my horse was ... actually pregnant

    • @aeiara
      @aeiara 3 года назад +32

      I didn't neigh that was that good of an excuse, so get off your high horse. Saddle yourself among us ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @AriVirtual
      @AriVirtual 3 года назад +9

      Thats awesome, was it girl or boy pony? names? (This is cute and Im curious k lol)

    • @cryingeyebrows2773
      @cryingeyebrows2773 3 года назад +12

      My fish is pregnant rn but I cant imagine I can use it as an excuse ://

    • @ross9944
      @ross9944 2 года назад

      @@cryingeyebrows2773 i thought fish laid eggs???

    • @cryingeyebrows2773
      @cryingeyebrows2773 2 года назад +2

      @@ross9944 most fish do, but there is a few breeds which live birth. I think in my comment I must have been talking about my Mollies

  • @skullcrutch
    @skullcrutch 3 года назад +3228

    the best part about being closeted was having boys over for years without my parents suspecting a single thing

    • @seamus2264
      @seamus2264 3 года назад +106

      Imagine having other 💅🏻 in your area 😔😢

    • @samkelly4132
      @samkelly4132 3 года назад +68

      Same for me but with girls 😂

    • @alisonmcalistair
      @alisonmcalistair 3 года назад +7

      @@seamus2264 mood

    • @RylieLouise
      @RylieLouise 3 года назад +6

      @@samkelly4132 literally mood

    • @merpmerp7220
      @merpmerp7220 3 года назад +5

      I’m sure they knew...

  • @marcey9799
    @marcey9799 3 года назад +536

    i love how open phil is about his gayness now it's a very comfortable energy

    • @itaricalderon4337
      @itaricalderon4337 3 года назад +18

      I feels like talking to a friend, it’s really nice

    • @marcey9799
      @marcey9799 3 года назад +19

      @@itaricalderon4337 it really does. he seems so happy just talking about the awkward parts it's so pleasant to watch

  • @soph7651
    @soph7651 3 года назад +2941

    dwayne: *makes solid eye contact with phil for 5 minutes and talks about kissing him*
    phil: become a sheep :DDDDD

    • @HilaryLudkin-Finnie
      @HilaryLudkin-Finnie 3 года назад +25

      Yeah- Phil wasn't taking the hint was he?
      Congrats by the way!

  • @ashleyn8054
    @ashleyn8054 3 года назад +3068

    awkward closeted stories:
    phil: my horse is pregnant

    • @mantamoony
      @mantamoony 3 года назад +9

      I saw this before watching the video-

    • @v4leree
      @v4leree 3 года назад +6

      that's gonna be my excuse from now on lmao

    • @daisyjefferson184
      @daisyjefferson184 3 года назад +7

      Teacher"wheres the homework"
      Me"my horse is pregnant"
      Teacher "um ok"

    • @HimeChan247
      @HimeChan247 3 года назад +3

      😂 I honestly laughed out loud when he said that lol

    • @enbyunus
      @enbyunus 3 года назад +5

      Parents: we need to talk
      Me: sorry my horse is pregnant.
      Parents:
      um w h a t

  • @lilkat6314
    @lilkat6314 3 года назад +1684

    "Be a sheep."
    Ngl. That sounds like something Phil would say to a hypnotized person lol

    • @heartofstars13
      @heartofstars13 3 года назад +46

      That sounds like something Phil would say to any person lmao

    • @noceurwriters
      @noceurwriters 3 года назад +6

      “baaa”

    • @vancesummers422
      @vancesummers422 3 года назад +12

      LMAO when he said that I was like "of course you did Phil"

  • @morganoisweird
    @morganoisweird 3 года назад +402

    i love how he meets an alt boy and is immediately like "i am in love with you and want to spend the great of my life with you" like every gay person ever

    • @HailG3
      @HailG3 3 года назад +16

      And it's so weird cause I'm bi and I only do this with girls.
      Like, when I get a crush on a guy I'm like "ah shit, here I go again, fuck hormones" and as soon as I see a girl I maybe like it's instantly just "please marry me, we will get a cute little house and have lots of adorable babies and spend our years together"

    • @motherfaerie
      @motherfaerie 3 года назад +1

      this comment is screaming at me

  • @lizzydelrey9956
    @lizzydelrey9956 3 года назад +1018

    dwayne: come to my house for a sleepover
    phil: my horse is pregnant
    dwayne: oh ok

    • @TiaMat99
      @TiaMat99 3 года назад +5

      But honestly, would you miss a chance to see a foal get born? I don't think so!

    • @alexwestberg5062
      @alexwestberg5062 3 года назад +2

      @@TiaMat99 you actually have to be there when ur mare gives birth and make sure that it goes well

    • @TiaMat99
      @TiaMat99 3 года назад +3

      @@alexwestberg5062 exactly. It would be highly irresponsible to go on a date in that situation.

  • @ashleyn8054
    @ashleyn8054 3 года назад +1096

    once my friend told me she had a “really good gaydar”..... but she hasn’t clocked me yet so her gaydar may be broken

    • @justyourlocalrat_
      @justyourlocalrat_ 3 года назад +171

      yo straight ppl's "gaydars" are SO shit, like i literally have my sexuality in my bio and i still get dms from ~straight men~ trying to hit on me like honey no,,,

    • @thelovelybunny9012
      @thelovelybunny9012 3 года назад +137

      @RedheadRoni I think it's because their "gaydar" is just judging people based on stereotyping

    • @dabeez.kneez_
      @dabeez.kneez_ 3 года назад +16

      Same but the person who said it to me was my sister * laughs in bisexual *

    • @korazona3731
      @korazona3731 3 года назад +62

      Straight women’s gaydar is watching RuPaul once

    • @melly680
      @melly680 3 года назад +13

      As a bisexual I'd like to say somehow I put off some bi waves into the universe and sense other's gay vibes and I have a loT of bi and gay friends by random chance 😌💕

  • @yunuenhagane3495
    @yunuenhagane3495 3 года назад +863

    "Young secret gay" is the best playlist name

    • @ashm6739
      @ashm6739 3 года назад +13

      band name called it

    • @scaleonkhan183
      @scaleonkhan183 3 года назад +6

      I'd listen to this for sure

  • @catherinelapointe8024
    @catherinelapointe8024 3 года назад +3219

    Dwayne, Blaine and Bane, the unholy trinity of gay panic

  • @missingspaceships
    @missingspaceships 3 года назад +888

    "mystery messenger" is like simon vs the homo sapiens agenda but like...the cursed awkward version

    • @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325
      @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325 3 года назад +25

      i’m gonna cry this is the best analogy i’ve heard

    • @Ro-wb8el
      @Ro-wb8el 3 года назад +13

      I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO BSBXNSVCJVDSHC

    • @Dani-it9vc
      @Dani-it9vc 3 года назад

      YEAH AJSHSJSH

  • @lara7214
    @lara7214 3 года назад +519

    imagine trying to shoot your shot with your crush and they tell you to be a sheep-

  • @RylieLouise
    @RylieLouise 3 года назад +523

    phil: gaydar
    dwayne: im about to end this whole mans career

  • @jalexandranlay
    @jalexandranlay 3 года назад +312

    falling in love with a stranger after saying 4 words to them on a train is the ultimate relatable gay content thanks phil i finally feel seen

  • @MirianRodrigues483
    @MirianRodrigues483 3 года назад +478

    The train story literally sounds like a perfect fanfiction that the author never finished...

    • @AmberWoodMusicx
      @AmberWoodMusicx 3 года назад +9

      we need the book

    • @black_cherry8445
      @black_cherry8445 3 года назад +4

      Don’t tempt me
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 3 года назад +6

      It sounds like the kind of fanfic I would write, where I try to keep the characters so authentic that they turn out not to be gay and just kinda start hanging out and I'm just sitting here, disappointedly writing about how they order pizza and play Halo.

  • @felixsbakeria
    @felixsbakeria 3 года назад +378

    “be a sheep” radiates the same energy as “do u listen to girl in red”

    • @charliev4156
      @charliev4156 3 года назад +13

      It should be the MLM way to ask if someone is gay cause girl in red is WLW

  • @rachelperea505
    @rachelperea505 3 года назад +132

    “Did you want to gay it up?” is my new catchphrase

  • @tove8719
    @tove8719 3 года назад +859

    Reading the comment section is as entertaining as watching the video, why are Phil's fans so funny lol

  • @sofiekleppest8618
    @sofiekleppest8618 3 года назад +222

    Sherlock: Uses the power of deduction
    Phil: Googles e-mail address

    • @patrickt.6492
      @patrickt.6492 3 года назад +16

      That's the first thing Sherlock would try

    • @sofiekleppest8618
      @sofiekleppest8618 3 года назад +5

      @@patrickt.6492 you’re probably right

  • @alexlikesgoats
    @alexlikesgoats 3 года назад +188

    Dwayne is probably like "you made me pretend to be a sheep and you fell in love with a train guy 5 minutes after meeting him??? why did i even try 😑"

  • @ithinkimon_fire5060
    @ithinkimon_fire5060 3 года назад +238

    dwayne: wow i really hope phil is gay too and he kisses me!!
    phil: BE A SHEEP

  • @andreasara8876
    @andreasara8876 3 года назад +102

    "i was suspicious but also bored"
    -phil lester, 2020

  • @neppietism
    @neppietism 3 года назад +711

    it still feels kinda weird hearing phil talking about him being gay but it’s only weird bc im not used to it but im super excited for more gay philly content

    • @vikki-333
      @vikki-333 3 года назад +2

      :/

    • @meow_minn
      @meow_minn 3 года назад +28

      Same. I always forget that he's gay. Like officially open and proud. That's amazing of course and I support him as always but I just forget about this. Same with Dan 😹

    • @jessicasweatman2046
      @jessicasweatman2046 3 года назад +56

      For me it's the opposite 😅 it feels more natural to hear him talk about being gay than trying to deny it or say hes straight.

    • @vikki-333
      @vikki-333 3 года назад +1

      @@jessicasweatman2046 Me too :,)

    • @relatableusername
      @relatableusername 3 года назад +3

      For me, it's happiness what I feel.
      I'm so glad he can be himself and do it so freely without having to hide that part of his life.
      I'm super proud of him

  • @nick-pf1lc
    @nick-pf1lc 3 года назад +513

    Phil: and PASSIONATELY KISSED!
    Me: :D
    Phil: -my female friend in front of me
    Me: D:

    • @robotboy3104
      @robotboy3104 3 года назад +8

      don't forget the "all night" 😭

    • @leannemiron
      @leannemiron 3 года назад

      Same energy as me this past valentine's day:
      People: "Any plans tonight?"
      Me: "Yeah, I'm hanging out with the girl I like-"
      People: "Ohhh!"
      Me: "-before her date with her boyfriend."
      People: "...oh..."

    • @silasylv
      @silasylv 3 года назад +4

      @Jessica Stein omg they were roommates

  • @OnyxNorthwind
    @OnyxNorthwind 3 года назад +92

    Hearing the gay stories from Phil makes me so happy. As a gay man, who has been a fan of Phil for a LONG time, hearing him speak so openly about his experiences really warms my heart and makes me feel seen. Still so proud of Phil for coming out!

  • @caralayton3815
    @caralayton3815 3 года назад +261

    “young secret gay” felt that

  • @natashajaynedevereaux6322
    @natashajaynedevereaux6322 3 года назад +722

    Phil: 'I think that's enough cringe for today'
    Me: nooooooo GIVE ME MOREEEE

    • @emeraldkoala2
      @emeraldkoala2 3 года назад +10

      0:21 MORE!!

    • @zoe_murtagh_03
      @zoe_murtagh_03 3 года назад +2

      🎵Gimme gimme more, gimme me more, gimme gimme more🎶

    • @loading7496
      @loading7496 3 года назад +2

      When will his suffering end 😔

  • @Avidauthor
    @Avidauthor 3 года назад +15

    Honestly Dwayne devising an elaborate plot to get kissed as ab awkward closeted teen involving faking being hypnotized is a sign of brilliance, I feel like he's going places wherever he is

  • @Pugzie2000
    @Pugzie2000 3 года назад +762

    "everyone who watched Buffy was at least a little bit gay"
    Me who's named after a Buffy character:
    👁️👄👁️

    • @KaishaLouise
      @KaishaLouise 3 года назад +22

      ...
      You're making me wonder if my pupper would still be called Rupert Giles in an AU where I wasn't a gay...

    • @wolffennec474
      @wolffennec474 3 года назад +1

      @@KaishaLouise in the AU Evil Willow comes from your pup may be called Gwendolyn Post

    • @KaishaLouise
      @KaishaLouise 3 года назад

      @@wolffennec474 hmm yeah true, true. Tbh he'd still rock that name. And also the colour pink still.

    • @merlinbastin
      @merlinbastin 3 года назад +18

      I don't remember pugzie2000 being a character

  • @mars_juniper
    @mars_juniper 3 года назад +271

    Phil: “we’ll call him D’Wayne”
    me: “The Rock Johnson?”

  • @bellas6176
    @bellas6176 3 года назад +152

    Boy: * trying to flirt *
    Phil: bE A sHeEp

  • @Matildaalreadyexists
    @Matildaalreadyexists 3 года назад +442

    Screw sims who probably just set the house on fire, this is more important

    • @insertsmartusername2059
      @insertsmartusername2059 3 года назад +10

      Bro i was literally playing sims as i got the notif

    • @elle_hamm17
      @elle_hamm17 3 года назад +5

      Rich set a fire a fire and he burned down the house

    • @mountainmickey2434
      @mountainmickey2434 3 года назад +3

      @@elle_hamm17 whoAoOAoOA

    • @bella-sv9lp
      @bella-sv9lp 3 года назад +14

      i wonder how dil is doing these days

    • @alisonmcalistair
      @alisonmcalistair 3 года назад +2

      @@elle_hamm17 please stop you’re giving me flashbacks to my middle school self

  • @oliverharris60
    @oliverharris60 3 года назад +162

    Nobody anywhere ever:
    Phil: *does air quotes with whole hands*
    legendary

  • @abbyrosen4364
    @abbyrosen4364 3 года назад +645

    When you’re so early that the only things in the comment section are bots

  • @tripleagg3072
    @tripleagg3072 3 года назад +348

    "You could kiss me...I mEaN ThAt WoUlD be ReaLLY GrOsS but you could!"
    Tsundere!!!!

  • @jessisamess05
    @jessisamess05 3 года назад +171

    “Famous Last Words”
    *MCR Flashbacks Intensify*

  • @hotcocoacrazy5580
    @hotcocoacrazy5580 3 года назад +358

    what phil said: "let's be honest"
    what I heard: "les-bi honest"

    • @justyourlocalrat_
      @justyourlocalrat_ 3 года назад +4

      honestly that's iconic asf, i consider this solidarity :))

    • @ren9897
      @ren9897 3 года назад +7

      Yeah my gay ass heard that too. 😂

    • @elenab3802
      @elenab3802 3 года назад +2

      Jersey Shore memories 😂

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 3 года назад

      I heard it too!

    • @SkipperRude
      @SkipperRude 3 года назад

      Haha me too. I got Jenna flashbacks.

  • @christine-ac
    @christine-ac 3 года назад +57

    phil getting thrown all these fanfic scenarios like pls spare some for the rest of us sir

  • @hoping4henotic539
    @hoping4henotic539 3 года назад +87

    Bisexual here. In highschool I had a major crush on this girl called Emily. Nobody knew apart from 2 of my best friends.
    In my school we also had school counselors and they had a receptionist who had work at the school for ages.
    Now I got along really well with the receptionist, but I didn't know her last name.
    So one day receptionist is asking me about crushes and I start raving about Emily.
    Well turns out Emily's her daughter.... Like damn it was so awkward.
    Next day Emily comes up to me and says her mum told her I liked her, and she said she likes me too.
    And that's the story of how I got my first girlfriend.

    • @cici1474
      @cici1474 2 года назад +12

      now this is a real life fanfiction

  • @quinnsmischief
    @quinnsmischief 3 года назад +937

    i haven’t even hit the “skip ads” button and i’m already excited

  • @julianbenites4077
    @julianbenites4077 3 года назад +96

    "a secret gay" feels like I'm a spy among the hets

  • @ruthless3253
    @ruthless3253 3 года назад +177

    "let's talk about cars and petroleum" made me die laughing

  • @ninjahybridkitty9984
    @ninjahybridkitty9984 3 года назад +219

    I ain't never seen two pretty best friends...Dan and Phil *exist*

  • @olly1793
    @olly1793 3 года назад +312

    Phil: He could of been a serial killer but I figured the taxi driver would protect me.
    Me: Phil that’s not how it works...

    • @maee7802
      @maee7802 9 месяцев назад +1

      Maybe the true gay romance was between Phil and the taxi driver

  • @jo-lb3ce
    @jo-lb3ce 3 года назад +164

    why did phil lowkey name all of them like dwarves from the hobbit

  • @waterbucket1972
    @waterbucket1972 3 года назад +396

    dwane: yOu CaN dO aNyThInG tO mE
    no one:
    no human:
    not even dan:
    phil: BE A SHEEP 🐑

    • @emeraldkoala2
      @emeraldkoala2 3 года назад +8

      tbh I have absolutely no idea what I'd do in that situation, so I'd probably do the same lol.

  • @Frillicat067
    @Frillicat067 3 года назад +80

    When I was fourteen, I got my hair cut into a pixie and dyed it rainbow and thought that I was pulling off a good heterosexual act.

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 3 года назад +12

      Oh, sweetie...

    • @baguettegott3409
      @baguettegott3409 2 года назад +4

      The thing is, straight people are just SO blind when it comes to this stuff sometimes. When I started uni, one girl in my friend group always wore a flanel, very short hair and LITERAL RAINBOW EARRINGS. And yet when she officially came out to our group half a year later, everybody except for me was genuinely surprised.

  • @sophbilliex2232
    @sophbilliex2232 3 года назад +83

    “i like boobs peace out” i may use that if i ever come into contact with other people again.. thanks phil

  • @Koraaaaaaaah
    @Koraaaaaaaah 3 года назад +59

    "A friend remember what that was like?" Mood Phil. Mood.

  • @Mia-gy2kk
    @Mia-gy2kk 3 года назад +87

    Literally, anyone: *treats me with human decency*
    wlw: O h n o I i n s t a n t l y l o v e y o u

    • @Amanda-ex4sr
      @Amanda-ex4sr 3 года назад

      Honestly it’s so confusing

  • @jbor688
    @jbor688 3 года назад +35

    “a young, secret gay” my senior quote

  • @itsmyzihere
    @itsmyzihere 3 года назад +98

    Phil : "So i decided to google his email. I dont know why i didn't think of this before?"
    PLOT ARMOR

  • @annasvensson9112
    @annasvensson9112 3 года назад +63

    I love this more personal content! It’s like gossiping with a friend and you get really invested, I was like gasping and yelling NOOO at my phone

  • @evelynvslife
    @evelynvslife 3 года назад +174

    “I was totally up for” *HEAVY BREATHING*
    This sent me 😂

  • @amessofalynn4332
    @amessofalynn4332 3 года назад +17

    the story with bane and him coming to terms with his sexuality is actually really sweet

  • @user-ms8od3jl8m
    @user-ms8od3jl8m 3 года назад +78

    The perspective is really throwing me off the fact that the cactus is in front of your t shirt ?! I always thought that those shelves were like a metre behind you 🤯🤯🤯

  • @kelseya5639
    @kelseya5639 3 года назад +103

    When there is literally "gullible" written on my ceiling by whoever lived here before me 😳

    • @daisyjefferson184
      @daisyjefferson184 3 года назад +11

      I know one thing
      I'm never coming to your house

  • @chocoholic7719
    @chocoholic7719 3 года назад +57

    alternate title is just phil's (almost) fanfiction adventures bc like literally all these things sound like something found on ao3 sgshsfsd

    • @insecureintellectual4783
      @insecureintellectual4783 3 года назад +1

      especially the last one. it’s definitely not the whole story but that’s how it starts lmao

    • @chocoholic7719
      @chocoholic7719 3 года назад

      @@insecureintellectual4783 literally dsdsdsjd

  • @marianwojcik6088
    @marianwojcik6088 3 года назад +50

    Ah yes ”my horse is pregnant”, the classic excuse.

  • @m0thman815
    @m0thman815 3 года назад +58

    TRUNDLE IS A WORD!!! it means to move slowly or heavily

  • @SomeoneNotMe00
    @SomeoneNotMe00 3 года назад +48

    Phil, gay alarm is the intro of womanizer by Britney Spears

  • @emilygrace942
    @emilygrace942 3 года назад +13

    okay but imagine having dwayne's creativity levels give that guy a medal

  • @HettieB8
    @HettieB8 3 года назад +28

    I'm so happy the last guy ended up with a bf out and proud 😭😭😭

  • @MirianRodrigues483
    @MirianRodrigues483 3 года назад +56

    Dwayne, Blaine, Bane... I'm sensing a pattern here Phil.

    • @emeraldkoala2
      @emeraldkoala2 3 года назад +6

      "So the mum's name is Belinda, and the babies are called.. Billy.. Bobby.. Brenda.. Barry.. and.. THOR!!"

  • @ryangrey951
    @ryangrey951 3 года назад +36

    i'm obsessed with the redemption arc in the third story lmao

  • @ghost-bc1fn
    @ghost-bc1fn 3 года назад +1452

    Phil said the first guy was called dwayne and I immediately pictured little Phil being hardcore flirted with by The Rock

  • @woodlandirises
    @woodlandirises 3 года назад +84

    4:13 “oh no i instantly love you”
    ah yes .... the experience every gay person experiences

  • @nicolah.6454
    @nicolah.6454 3 года назад +20

    Given the sheer number of conincidental meetings that Phil has had in his life, I'm looking forward to the day when he is reunited with Airport Guy again! 🛩️🛩️

  • @destinipearce5926
    @destinipearce5926 3 года назад +29

    phil entered a weird fan fiction world and never left

  • @MusicAndFandoms101
    @MusicAndFandoms101 3 года назад +31

    I hope Phil has a really good day and knows we love him
    Edit: Phils outro was really "Gooood *ends*"

  • @naomij8110
    @naomij8110 3 года назад +209

    Did anyone else’s fight or flight response kick in when he said “Blaine” or are you straight?

    • @absolutegarbage4582
      @absolutegarbage4582 3 года назад +7

      OSDNEWOJNOINWKNA MY HEART STOPPED FOR A SECOND

    • @TheRosemaryWest
      @TheRosemaryWest 3 года назад +1

      what is this referencing lool
      am not straight, just not in with the references ;^;

    • @naomij8110
      @naomij8110 3 года назад +2

      @@TheRosemaryWest be very glad you don’t get the reference, it’s Glee!

    • @absolutegarbage4582
      @absolutegarbage4582 3 года назад +1

      @@TheRosemaryWest Yes. Be very glad :')

    • @hollyhales2831
      @hollyhales2831 3 года назад +1

      Indeed it did, help me!

  • @fennwoodhouse
    @fennwoodhouse 3 года назад +7

    the unbridled joy i feel hearing that the closeted dude when you saw him years later was holding hands with his boyfriend? ,,immeasurable

  • @daisytapia7038
    @daisytapia7038 3 года назад +89

    Is anyone else nervous that Phil's lava lamp is to close to the edge? 😬

  • @soothsayerofthedarkandexis8525
    @soothsayerofthedarkandexis8525 3 года назад +18

    The Bob Ross painting is slowly becoming a more and more accurate representation of my current reality.

  • @sapphicsunflowerkidd
    @sapphicsunflowerkidd 3 года назад +821

    my awkward surgery gay story:
    so my stepmom knows i’m gay, but she doesn’t know that the eyebrow slit is like,,, the sign of *🌈the lesbians🌈* so yesterday she came to visit me in the hospital and since i have been on constant pain killers i was super tired but i remember her asking me about it last night and being like “what happened to your eyebrow?” and i was just like- “i cut it-“ and then she asked me why and my response was:
    faSHION MOTHER- and then fell back asleep.
    my gay legacy 🥰🌈

    • @decaffoxtrot4413
      @decaffoxtrot4413 3 года назад +23

      I aspire to be as funny as this comment

    • @sabis6111
      @sabis6111 3 года назад +42

      That is a lesbian thing? Good god why is everything i like to wear or do some sort of lesbian Identification thing.

    • @lunarwing12
      @lunarwing12 3 года назад +28

      @@sabis6111 I'm not sure how you didn't know 😂 wlw people in general will ✨alert✨ each other being like "hey I like your eyebrow slit"

    • @sapphicsunflowerkidd
      @sapphicsunflowerkidd 3 года назад +15

      @@lunarwing12 yes i know, it’s so the girls and the gays know that i am 🌈✨one of them✨🌈

    • @sugasinfireration5863
      @sugasinfireration5863 3 года назад +15

      sabis6111 where I come from it is just a fashion thing. I know a lot of girls who have that and they are straight, so maybe it also depends on where you come from? I also habe lesbian friends and they never mentioned something like that.

  • @sallucien9454
    @sallucien9454 3 года назад +69

    "Mystery Messenger"
    Me: mystic messenger?

  • @zoembiefied
    @zoembiefied 3 года назад +34

    dwanye: totes gonna get Phil to kiss me tonight!
    Phil: be a sheep

  • @Lizzie-xs9ql
    @Lizzie-xs9ql 3 года назад +111

    No your famous last words were "Im just going to stick my ass in the air and hope for the best" -Phil 2k18

    • @robotboy3104
      @robotboy3104 3 года назад +3

      YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO

    • @crimsoznt
      @crimsoznt 3 года назад +2

      Y E S

    • @crimsoznt
      @crimsoznt 3 года назад +3

      @@robotboy3104 WAIT WHA- NO WAY

    • @robotboy3104
      @robotboy3104 3 года назад

      @Jessica Stein giving the people what they want

  • @asha80801
    @asha80801 3 года назад +10

    i know this is a small thing, but i really appreciate phil putting up that little disclaimer at 4:08!!! always good to stay safe, even when you're ready to gay it up lol

  • @rafiabintaali8530
    @rafiabintaali8530 3 года назад +50

    All jokes aside, thank you so much for sharing this experiences. I always thought this kind of awkward encounters was something that only I was prone to, because I'm probably just not meant for social interaction at all so I used to cut off from people a lot and even more so, I had forced myself to NEVER get around to thinking about my sexuality. So hearing someone else having to go through similar experiences makes me feel like I understand that it's not just me, it's never just any one person that has to go through this. So thank you Phil. Thank you so much.

  • @notanormalella134
    @notanormalella134 3 года назад +37

    my awkward closeted moment is my mom asking what a ‘non binary’ was and i was and me totally freaking out and saying “uhh, a person” luckily she didn’t question me more but my heart stopped

  • @EK-tk4ki
    @EK-tk4ki 3 года назад +21

    I love these. My mom saw your coming out vid in her recommended the other day and I really appreciate what you had to say because it puts the lgbt community in a positive light, which she doesn't always see (though she's trying to be accepting). Anyway, thank you for making all of these. They make me more comfortable

  • @oliverh.8432
    @oliverh.8432 3 года назад +113

    Phil: be a sheep
    Dwayne, internally: f**k yea, sheep roleplay time-

    • @franziska9260
      @franziska9260 3 года назад +5

      nO

    • @oliverh.8432
      @oliverh.8432 3 года назад +1

      @@franziska9260 yes.

    • @Tom-oz7wk
      @Tom-oz7wk 3 года назад +13

      Phil: be a sheep
      Dwayne: okay but what's the safe word

    • @roenlugares
      @roenlugares 3 года назад +1

      I did not need that image in my head

    • @oliverh.8432
      @oliverh.8432 3 года назад

      @@roenlugares lmao, you're welcome

  • @naif7252
    @naif7252 3 года назад +49

    Phil, and I say that with all the love:
    wtf is that hypnosis story.

  • @maximilianoster7080
    @maximilianoster7080 3 года назад +98

    “MORE”
    Phil Lester Fans, 2020