Every now and then I decide to post some random content to this channel and I felt like bullying Tekken players. #tekken7 #Slander Song - Tay K Returns To Dreamland 4
Wdym, you're not spamming it hard enough. But if you do 2x EWGF at a good distance and they DON'T approach you then you're dealing with an avengers level threat.
The amount of "DORYA" I hear while suddenly being launched into the air, being the one juggled, a little bit of me dies inside. Mishima drinking game: take a shot everytime your ewgf gets counterhit
Evo Japan 2019: The most insane upsets and diverse competitive play you've ever seen from Philippines to Pakistan and everything in between Evo Japan 2020: *L E R O Y*
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't that beat the T6 evo top 8 as the most embarrassing moment for tekken balancing in history? There were 4 bobs, but in 2020, I think we had 6 Leroys. I could be wrong tho.
@@WithBeautyAndWithLove yeah lol. Everyone who stuck to their mains got kicked out of pools and by the end only 1 player made it to top 8 without touching leroy. I think Book was depressed that he finally won evo but only with a broken character lol.
Ok the Mishima one was hauntingly accurate. I play Mishimas and it’s a take heartbreaker when EWGFs don’t get rewarded. One thing for them to get blocked, but it’s another thing when they whiff and punished consistently. In fact, I grind my teeth every time my electrics are beaten out by…w.e. my opponent decided to throw out randomly.
That's right @hajiler!! I use Paul whenever I get a new controller to break in that d-pad!! Back Sway,Phoenix Smasher without Smasher,Korean Back-Dash!!!!😅
Eddy/Christie players spammimg random buttons (they don't read command list): 0:01 As a Mishima main, i do get disappointed when someone ducks an EWGF, triggered when someone hits me faster than an EWGF, but Jin is here to solve my problem😁
Greetings, Doctorino Sexerino. I am a Paul main who learned sign language to communicate with humans and my interpretor is typing this out as we speak. I quite infact agree with your thesis, but I fail to see the humor in just pointing out the reality that us gorillas really like Paul Phoenix.
bro i just picked up tekken and my first character tryna learn was leo i fuckign spent hours learning a combo to get fucking chain grabbed and punched by paul 😭😭😭
the acronym for Electric Wind God Fist, EW GF, is also the mentality of ppl who play tekken. I know this because I am also disgusted at the thought of having a gf.
Geese players explaining how a hit in the nutsack and then converting it into a death combo is balanced
(it isn't)
He got nerfed like 70 times
@@_ABeastOfPrey_ I'm a nutsack hitter main he's still top tier
me playing kazuya for half a year just to realize how easy this game can be when u do 70% of a standing 2 with the goose
@@sooos1508 Kinda like Paul, no?
As a Miguel main we're very satisfied with the amount of attention given here
Hey...at least you are not shaheen players could be worse......could be a lot worse....man i wish he comes back
@@Kardz6 shaheen is a dope character, just kinda barebones considering the batshit insane roster of a game like tekken
migeul players are always forgotten 😭😭😭
Armor King as well
Surprise surprise he's back for Tekken 8@@Kardz6
Yoshimitsu mains not knowing what the hell even they are doing sometimes.
*Equation lady.jpeg face*
I’m def adding this in the next one
yoshimitsu players risking their life, savings, and relationships to troll
Nah bro we always know what we're doing.
WE'RE PARTYING HARD
@@Recks95 lmao that's accurate
Bro sometimes? Ion know what I'm doing 95% of the time 🗿
King players when they invite you to a carnival ride
King players, explaining how a 3 hit combo, that deletes your half hp bar is balanced
Armor King players when their hop kick whiffs.
*insert sandlot carnival tobacco scene*
As a DORYA man myself, my soul leaves my body when I spam EWGF and it doesn't work
actual goosebumps when they duck the 700th clearly predictable 2nd electric
@@sooos1508 "It cannot be! They ducked the 8000th Electric I threw at them in a row?" - Me during ranked
Wdym, you're not spamming it hard enough. But if you do 2x EWGF at a good distance and they DON'T approach you then you're dealing with an avengers level threat.
The amount of "DORYA" I hear while suddenly being launched into the air, being the one juggled, a little bit of me dies inside. Mishima drinking game: take a shot everytime your ewgf gets counterhit
Fahkumram players watching as he takes two hundred nerfs:
*insert crying meme*
*Eliza players*
"Phew, at least he didn't catch us Katarina players"
*video keeps going*
To be fair, there does need to be more art of her :P
@@romariodesrosier1450 kinda late on this one, but agreed 110%
@@leonardocavalheiro9881 Not enough of Tekken girls in general
Tekken reddit users being unable to spell any character names with more than 3 letters
as a marduk player, the slander was 100% accurate.
too real
Marduk player when they steal the game with 4 tackles 0:56
@@jayjaws2478 Marduk players when they get Rage and do a 100% combo to you, then say, "Yeah, Marduk is kinda hard to use teehee."
That's right @nikolaisc5555!!
Marduk beats your A@@ with ease!!!
(Yeah Marduk is a Grappler....so he is very difficult to use!!!!!)😢😢😡😡😡
I fight treasure battles and everytime the CPU picks either Kuma or Panda, I am guaranteed to fail... and lamenting my failures for the next 15s.
Lmao😭
Nah cuz even the Katarina and Zafina AI be going ham
Steve players explaining how hitting b1 six times out of range is 'good neutral'.
Evo Japan 2019: The most insane upsets and diverse competitive play you've ever seen from Philippines to Pakistan and everything in between
Evo Japan 2020: *L E R O Y*
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't that beat the T6 evo top 8 as the most embarrassing moment for tekken balancing in history? There were 4 bobs, but in 2020, I think we had 6 Leroys. I could be wrong tho.
@@WithBeautyAndWithLove yeah lol. Everyone who stuck to their mains got kicked out of pools and by the end only 1 player made it to top 8 without touching leroy.
I think Book was depressed that he finally won evo but only with a broken character lol.
@@1creeperbomb and even then it was Julia if I remember correctly (who´s a notoriously cheap character in her own right)
Ok the Mishima one was hauntingly accurate. I play Mishimas and it’s a take heartbreaker when EWGFs don’t get rewarded. One thing for them to get blocked, but it’s another thing when they whiff and punished consistently. In fact, I grind my teeth every time my electrics are beaten out by…w.e. my opponent decided to throw out randomly.
Come on dude you should have continued all the cast! I was so invested!
Fr tho, I was waiting for Eddy
As an Asuka main
I don't think I wanna confirm if this if true or not
As an Eliza main
Same
Bro
Do you fear someone walking into your house with a Blacklight?
As a Paul of tekken 6 user... i can confirm that Paul's moves are almost all about spinning and swaying
Haha...yeahhh
All of that, he's having a hard time to do a backflip. 😂
@@hyrieee7783 well he did a front flip tho
That's right @hajiler!!
I use Paul whenever I get a new controller to break in that d-pad!!
Back Sway,Phoenix Smasher without Smasher,Korean Back-Dash!!!!😅
Thank god my main josie wasn't mentioned because shes that perfect but lacks good mids and a backdash
Probably gonna make a part 2 😈
@@BionikleFG pls pls pls do 🙏
@@BionikleFG subbing for that
Josie mains when their "sweet little princess" starts crying after violently snapping opponent's neck and stepping on them after.
Intro cries. Wins cries.
Xiaoyu mains explaining why endlessly annoying you is good character design
i first bought tekken 7 bcuz i though eliza was really hot, but right after i installed the game i started playing lee
Based
As a bear player, I can tell.
It’s like bears can only truly understand other bears
You cannot tell because I’m not a bear player
Kazumi mains not being included seems about right
bear player supremacy acknowledged
King players when all of their damage is stopped by a single button
Pov your are fighting a eddie player: shows a clip of a Turkish ice cream man.
That's a good one lolol
The number of times I've reeled off all Gigas' positive traits and tried to convince people to play him. Ya got me
Eddy/Christie players spammimg random buttons (they don't read command list): 0:01
As a Mishima main, i do get disappointed when someone ducks an EWGF, triggered when someone hits me faster than an EWGF, but Jin is here to solve my problem😁
King players when you break their giant swing 1000000000th time
Hey Marduk is an absolute tank of a man that damage is justified 🤣
Raven players when their main is sold as DLC in tekken 8
Like imagine waiting months to get raven into the game and they decide to keep maven instead
As a Gigas and Lars player, I can relate
as a leo main and a lars user, this is accurate as sht
Leo's damage is busted in stages with walls
But yeah in infnites she cant surpass the 70 damage threshhold which is a fair trade to be honest
@@Kardz6*BOK 2 wants to know your location*
As an Asuka player, you 100% right Brotha man
Finally someone respecting bear mains such as myself
I waited all this time for no yoshimitsu 😔
true
Spin to win
As a huwarang player, i feel sidestepped in the middle of a combo😶!
Tekken players waiting for king to finish 3 hours grab
As tomboy and goth girls fan I must say that those with Asuka and Eliza are true
Agreed. I am the spinning Gorilla Paul player. It's accurate as fuck.
Shouldn't the police be showing up at an asuka main's house too?
Lili and Asuka mains should be in the same boat considering their age.
1:21 if you're actually doing that while playing Asuka, I'm calling the cops on you.
Lee players after doing a stylish 12 hit 50 damage combo
-> Sakamoto montage
"Kamoom"
I am patiently wait you realize the elderly King and Armor King players sitting on the anciet throne right behind you.
King players jumping off a building the moment people start countering their grabs
0:11 also side stepping his running2 point blank
As a kazuya main that last one is 100% correct at times
As a bear player i can confirm we spam b1 everytime and sometimes spam hellsweeps.
Greetings, Doctorino Sexerino. I am a Paul main who learned sign language to communicate with humans and my interpretor is typing this out as we speak. I quite infact agree with your thesis, but I fail to see the humor in just pointing out the reality that us gorillas really like Paul Phoenix.
Yea, that wasn't even the bob player meetup, that was just the character.
Leo and Lei chaobla players
As the one who is playing Katarina right now, i can say this is kinda accurate.
Also Ganryu players: dont exist
The Leo one hurts....
As a Leo player myself, damage is a struggle. 😭
As a Paul main since the 90s, yeah he needs more buffs. If i can't reliably kill my opponent in 8 seconds, something is wrong.
The Paul and Mishima ones are so true lmfao
MORE PLEASE
I was waiting for Eddy😭
As a panda and bear user
I am very pleased
every spinning backfist or stepping knee has bad inent ok? -Bryan player
As a Asuka main i cannot deny this
I’m not addicted to D2, I can stop anytime I want.
As a Lili main, I fucking hate dealing with the police... They always show up unannounced, and always pick meta characters 🤣
Handcuffs is a 10-0 matchup
Law mains resisting the urge to spam flip kicks
This a high quality video. Please make more.
As a Dragunov player, I don't understand why this Tekken slander is sooooooo *ACCURATE!*
Claudio players being just a figment of people's imagination:
jack-x mains hitting like a train that goes 1 million kilometers in 1 hour
My main and my favorite is Paul and don't really get what the clip was about but gorilla is also my favorite animal so W all way round.
as an eliza and asuka player I can confirm
Should've put asuka with lili
As a Kuma and Panda player, I can confirm that bear players are the biggest Chads in Tekken.
I main Leo and Bears, and this video is perfect!
As a Leo troglodyte, I agree with your statement
About the last one... Spam EWGF is basically only thing i can do properly... because I suck at game and didn't know how to combo
0:24
As a Bryan main
All you need is f~3
Ws3
3+4
Ss1 and
Magic 4 to win a match
The bit about Bryan can be said about Steve players too
As a King main, the Eliza and Asuka memes are true.
Honestly mishimas fall apart every time you actually punish them spamming electric. except DJ players because they can switch to spamming u4
As a Lucky Chloe main, I bathe in the misery of others.
As a Leroy player can confirm this
As a Eliza player i agree that we change her top in every outfit
To all Lili, Eliza, Asuka and Katarina players
✝️ I'm the way, the truth and the life
The only way to the father, is through me ✝️
King players when the pponent doesn't know breaks
bro i just picked up tekken and my first character tryna learn was leo i fuckign spent hours learning a combo to get fucking chain grabbed and punched by paul 😭😭😭
I’m a Leo player. She’s super fun and genuinely quite strong. She just does no damage
The only inaccurate part of the video was Leo players.
It's quite easy to get 30 dmg combos with them. Lee should've been in there
People who saw kazuya in smash and got interested:🗿
As an Asuka main, I admit that I have difficulty controlling this, it happens without asking 😔
Drag turn into Drugs after D2 doesn't work
the bob one is so foul 😭
Kazumi has no slander. Let’s go.
Josie Mains are plain type of people who were into her big personality and being buff
Best one yet
We need more, this video had S tier fundamentals and great execution.
yoo make a part 2 i need to see the full roster done
Mokujin players waiting to become relevant again so they’ll make unreasonable risks when they enter a match
the acronym for Electric Wind God Fist, EW GF, is also the mentality of ppl who play tekken. I know this because I am also disgusted at the thought of having a gf.
The first meme can also apply to josie megaLuL
Yes it’s true, that’s exactly the experience playing asuka
It's nice to see a tekken slander. Exquisite
The concept of a Mokujin main scares me
It do be like that whenever I play Kazuya