"Time's running short, I'm gunna go punch this mountain into space." they also did this in Jade Empire's end credits, I don't remember it from Mass Effect though.
@Gamefreak175 That is from the alternate appearance pack that came out on the Cerberus Network. It came with with 3 new costumes, each for Garrus, Jack, and Thane. That's what his looks like,
The best ones: I'm pissed off. When I get pissed off I shoot things. Find me more bugs. How many generations until they overrun the galaxy? Three.. No, four. I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions! [PUNCH] Get off the asteroid and I won't waste a bullet on you... PLEASE. Let me make this perfectly clear [GUNSHOT] Aaaa, my foot! Whoops! ...and, we're out.
Shepard actually says it back in ME1 with the preaching hanar. It was something like "we're going to have a diplomatic incident because it's a big stupid jellyfish".
@Sundiization That's only if you start with the Colonist background in ME1. It happens at the normandy dock sometime after you complete a main story mission.
Missed out Jokers line when Miranda and Jack fight : 'Commander, can you sort those two out before they rip off a bulkhead...and take pictures!' Made me lol
@Genericjoe7 That must be where the expression "Kick in the quad" comes from. When Wrex calls Grunt a "Quint" in ME2 (if the Thrasher Maw was killed) must be quite a compliment. :)
8:36 Kargesh: "I heard that those lakes up on the Presidium are filled with fish! I hear an Urdnot went up there once." Rukar: "Hah! An Urdnot on the Presidium! That'd be the day." ... Wrex: "I could use a snack. Think there's any fish out in that lake?" LOL!!
'punching a mountain into space' is from Jade Empire, specifically from the credits where one character goes on a bizzare (but hilarious) monologue which culminates in that line.
@playerkyle13 I use a Dazzle DVD Recorder. You can get them at Best Buy. As far as I know there are only ones that record using composite cables (360p), so you can't record in HD.
I always played a "paragon Shepard", have to say that I've missed some of the most hilarious and sick lines of the history of gaming! Badass Shep is badass! Thanks for the videos!
i wanted to hear the line where shepard asks for a discount from the souvenir shop on the citadel, where he yells that it discriminates or something, that was a good one
ok i liked the clips you found but wow that "i should go" sequence is just like too much, right away i looked down and saw top comment "i should go i should go" lol
@willofbob Yes I know that but I didn't figure that you can go from a sergeant to a lieutenant regardless of whatever ranks are in between. I always thought you'd go up to Sergeant Major then stop at that.
i like the one where shepard talks with joker and joker says "at least it couldn't get any worse" and shepard says "yea i died!" then joker says "why do you have to be such a downer" i lmfao
when my dad was in the army, he had a warrant officer (between SGT. and LT.) called Reg Shepard who acted alot like a renegade commander Shepard. I wonder if somwone at Bioware was in his unit...
Shepard: "I should go" (x150)Prisoner: "I wish I could go."
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Awwww it missed my favourite one
"You'll need to relinquish your weapons before you proceed"
"I'll relinquish one bullet, where do you want it?"
headfirst1987 Love that one!!
" I want to you calm down and take a DEEP breath."
" You're * inhale * mocking * inhale * me * inhale * Earth-clan! "
Haha!
"You're kidding. Admiral, I'm the last person who should be negotiating a cease fire."
XD
"Relinquish your weapons." ~ Warden
"I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?" ~ Shepard
My favorite line from the whole series.
"You're dying....are you contagious?"
Meanwhile in andromeda. "My face is tired."
02:45
"You should stay put-i'll go open some doors"
Honest Shepard
" I don't argue with plants!" - XD that killed me!
OF COURSE there's an "I should go" montage :D
My brain's been SCRAMBLED LIKE AN EGG!!!
Shepard, after jokers lines, looks like he wants to throw him out of the airlock
"Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in" *Collapses*
"How much did I drink?" "One drink"
"Put more stuff on the.... thing where the stuff goes in" Drunk, Sheppard
Udina's best line
"I'M SICK OF THIS COUNCIL AND ITS ANTI-HUMAN BULL-!!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
To be honest, i found ''You humans are all racist'' To be a great line, when i first heard it.
3:28
"I'm ticked off. When I get ticked off, I shoot things. Find me more bugs"
+Diablos That line is legendary xD
+RageDrakax
Not as good as "You don't wanna be my enemy".
*Garrus*: They have a way of dying.
Your shepard looks like that guy still stuck in the 90s that's always hanging out at the snackbar in the corner of the street
"Sorry, my father was a krogan."
Love it.
I love how your shep looks like chuck liddell
Good mixing on the I should go lines, I should go, I should go, I should go..... I wish I could go ha ha ha.
"I'm pissed off, when I get pissed off I shoot things, so give me more bugs to kill."
I've been with Shepard the most, and I can certainly say it's in both our first and third adventure.
You stay put, ill go open some doors.
Always found that one oddly funny
This is why I love this game
3:34 wtf giant Turian.
he was standing behind the turian and had the camera turned to see his face
'It starts out as a cough, then you start coughing blood and...well...then I shoot you'
At least he's honest
Um, I should go.
When doing a lot of these options, shepard reminds me on Archer lol
Now I want to hear these lines with FemShep!
Thanks for posting! It put a smile on my face!
"You are dying. Are you contagious?" - Ultimate insult :D
This video is so amazing. I love the editing, must have taken you a long time.
Where's that "kick this mountain into space" from?
Bring Down the Sky, I believe.
Great stuff. Its amazing how much dialog you can miss.
8:16 "How much did I drink"
"One drink"
Who else thinks that Male Shepard is perfect for Renegade and Sarcasm!
That Shepard looks evil
finally! someone who makes their own Shepard! While i personally prefer mine (doesnt everyone?) he still looks like a badass
You Shepard looks awesome.
This is an amazing compilation.
Sigh... In Mass Effect 1,2 renegade option is for sarcastic and badass shep. In Mass Effect 3, renegade option is only for the evil shep. Too bad.
Got crazy with time xD
The good old effects of indoctrination
"Time's running short, I'm gunna go punch this mountain into space."
they also did this in Jade Empire's end credits, I don't remember it from Mass Effect though.
10:45
Joker seems amused xD
@Gamefreak175 That is from the alternate appearance pack that came out on the Cerberus Network. It came with with 3 new costumes, each for Garrus, Jack, and Thane. That's what his looks like,
The best ones:
I'm pissed off. When I get pissed off I shoot things. Find me more bugs.
How many generations until they overrun the galaxy? Three.. No, four.
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions! [PUNCH]
Get off the asteroid and I won't waste a bullet on you... PLEASE.
Let me make this perfectly clear [GUNSHOT] Aaaa, my foot!
Whoops! ...and, we're out.
Shepard actually says it back in ME1 with the preaching hanar. It was something like "we're going to have a diplomatic incident because it's a big stupid jellyfish".
I love how Shepard does serious face after each of Joker's lines =D
You forgot the one in ME1, in the mission where you defuse the nuke, Shepard says "You assume I give a damn! That's cute!"
"i need you to slow down, and take a deep breath" crying of laughter
@Sundiization That's only if you start with the Colonist background in ME1. It happens at the normandy dock sometime after you complete a main story mission.
Missed out Jokers line when Miranda and Jack fight : 'Commander, can you sort those two out before they rip off a bulkhead...and take pictures!'
Made me lol
@Genericjoe7 That must be where the expression "Kick in the quad" comes from.
When Wrex calls Grunt a "Quint" in ME2 (if the Thrasher Maw was killed) must be quite a compliment. :)
now we officially know that krogan have 4 balls...
8:36
Kargesh: "I heard that those lakes up on the Presidium are filled with fish! I hear an Urdnot went up there once."
Rukar: "Hah! An Urdnot on the Presidium! That'd be the day."
...
Wrex: "I could use a snack. Think there's any fish out in that lake?"
LOL!!
"Oh yeah, put more of the stuff in the thing ... where stuffs goes in"
Haha, I hope the voice actors had a lot of fun with all the random lines.
Is that elcor smoking a cigar?! Wait... how... Is that possible?!
I won't be second guessed on my ship by my ship! Why is this not in here?
Wow your shepard looks pretty nice, I bet you needed a few tries and lots of patience to make him look this cool and actually realistic
You missed it where jack got loose and grunt got hyped to meet her
"you''re dying... are you contagious?!"
"I can't have you on this ship if your gonna infect my crew"
'punching a mountain into space' is from Jade Empire, specifically from the credits where one character goes on a bizzare (but hilarious) monologue which culminates in that line.
@playerkyle13 I use a Dazzle DVD Recorder. You can get them at Best Buy. As far as I know there are only ones that record using composite cables (360p), so you can't record in HD.
That moment of silence and pissed off face after every time Joker speaks. 10/10
I always played a "paragon Shepard", have to say that I've missed some of the most hilarious and sick lines of the history of gaming! Badass Shep is badass! Thanks for the videos!
This douchy looking Shepherd is perfect for the video. He doesn't just punch mountains, he punches them INTO SPACE.
"Do not cut me off like last time..."
"I should go."
too hilarious!
Your custom Shep is one of the few I really like... :))
For some strange reason after all of the "i should goes" the "you stay put i have to open some doors" literally put me in tears
"I'm gonna go punch this mountain into space", I've never heard such a term for "that" activity.
"I delete data like you on the way to real errors." That one made me chuckle
"Time's running short, I'm going to go punch this mountain into space."
Oh my god, renegade play through, here I come.
Damn right! The delivery of the line is perfect too!
At first I thought you were spamming "I should go"s without a cause. Great setup for the "Wish I could go." lol
"Don't make me trod out some tired platitude about the needs of many vs. few."
SPOCK WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU, COMMANDER!
"You big stupid jellyfish" is one of my favorites
I can't believe you left out the line "You'll be scanning your own colon" lol
"Yeah... put more stuff into the thing where more stuff goes in."
Wisdom.
this is my new favourite video in the history of youtube
This has got to be one of the best male Shepards I have ever seen.
He just has this serious, angry look on his face. It cracks me up so much.
"There Was Nothing Left Larger Then A Turian's Right Nut"
Me: ....... -laughs my ass off-
i wanted to hear the line where shepard asks for a discount from the souvenir shop on the citadel, where he yells that it discriminates or something, that was a good one
They can make an armor with anti-gravity device... thingies, shield batteries, a build-in air-filtering system, radio-communicator... and no toilet?
"you stay put, ill go open some doors"
"i heard those lakes on pursidium...... are filled with fish"
@Crozic102 it's a Renegade response from Bring Down the Sky, one of the DLCs from Mass Effect
ok i liked the clips you found but wow
that "i should go" sequence is just like too much, right away i looked down and saw top comment "i should go i should go" lol
Exactly right. I got the Mass Effect Trilogie on every Plattform available (PC, XBox, PS3) and I always created my own Shepard.
Kirrahe: "In the battle today, we will hold the line!"
Mordin Solus: "Hold the line!" Personally would prefer to get job done and go home.
LMFAO!!!
@PcCAvioN They're on the Citadel in 2, just in front of the C-Sec office. If you're sneaky, you can make some money on those two...
@willofbob Yes I know that but I didn't figure that you can go from a sergeant to a lieutenant regardless of whatever ranks are in between. I always thought you'd go up to Sergeant Major then stop at that.
i like the one where shepard talks with joker and joker says "at least it couldn't get any worse" and shepard says "yea i died!" then joker says "why do you have to be such a downer" i lmfao
Still missing probably my favorite line.. it's from Ferros i think. He just stands there and sighs then says, "Nothing's ever easy is it?!"
yeah. when you first see the thorian.
Shepard really knows how to end a conversation.
Video's over? I should go.
I also like how Renegade Shepard is paranoid about people being contagious. lol
That condescending look that Shepard give Joker after he says something, oh my God, lol.
when my dad was in the army, he had a warrant officer (between SGT. and LT.) called Reg Shepard who acted alot like a renegade commander Shepard.
I wonder if somwone at Bioware was in his unit...
3:28 "That's pretty extreme, Shepard" "Laugh it up, Tali"
"goodbye counselor" "that never gets old does it"
ha, I love how happy Joker sounds when cutting off the counsil :D
Shepard feels the need to tell people he's leaving a lot.