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They're outdated and don't work on mobile. With that said, there's a lot of issues with their replacement - such as the fact that you can't use them to skip to certain parts of the video, and that you can only have a maximum of 4 in one video.
And slightly ironic if you look at it the right way. Probably the second most ironic way for a spaceman to die. The most ironic would be oxygen overdose.
Qarcon I don't see why they cant try and trick the audience and suprise them when ryan does die. Alien did the same thing by marketing dallas as the main character but he dies 3rd in the film.
It's the same concept that Scream did when it hyped up Drew Barrymore, and immediately kill her in the first act. It makes the audience think anyone could die.
Why is it in horror films they always lose contact with possible aid? I feel like if they contact people for help, the help doesn't always need to arrive split second. The whole "THE COMMS ARE DOWN SON" shit seems so lazy.
Bill Anderson I considered that as well. Or if they do this, make it out of circumstance not just plot convenience. What if to contact aid, they had to get to a comms room. On the way there, about half way the alien ambushes them and it becomes a dash to the comms room to get behind the door and lock it out. They all make it, and begin the transmission. But, the alien manages to get in the room through an air hatch/glass window etc and kills one of the team. During the panic to escape the locked room and fighting to survive, the comms equipment gets severly damaged beyond repair. The remainder of the team escape and the film continues. I'm no writer, and that is a pretty basic set up I wrote out. But in my opinion it comes over better in a horror film about an animal like alien killing peeps, rather than "IT KNOWS ABOUT COMMS SYSTEMS LOL OH DEAR".
The director of the film said that "There are many things to point to the idea that [the film] resembles Alien. There are two things that differentiate it. One was that turn, which is very noir. And the ending is very noir. Those horrible endings in noir movies from the '50s. They are great, I loved them. I thought to myself, to pursue this noir idea, I have to have my Janet Leigh. Ryan became my Janet Leigh." (hollywoodreporter.com)
slendernyan I understand that, but there there is a point where it crosses the line from a twist to being false advertising, and that can really piss an audience off! Personally I think that it goes too far and although I would go to see the film for the premise, others would go for Ryan Reynolds and would be cheated out of seeing him throughout the film like they expected
Aaron Carnes But you wouldn't expect to see a huge star of the moment die so quickly, you'd expect it to happen later in the film so that the audience would be drawn to see it. Idk it just feels dishonest to me.
Sometimes it's cool to give a shocking twist that your big name and one of your "main" stars isn't actually a major character... wait no, I think that only worked for Psycho.
Wait, the alien requires oxygen, but it lives on Mars (atmosphere of 96% CO₂ and trace O₂, as compared to Earth's 0.04% CO₂ and 21% O₂) and can attack people in the vacuum of space? WTF?
There's no way it uses anaerobic respiration -- it's way too inefficient! How can it manage sustained, quick movement using such an energy-poor process?
1:44 - They did feed it, that's why it grew in the Petri dish. They said they fed it glucose. And when it was wrapped around his leg, he didn't know it was there. He's paraplegic. They need to dock first in order to push them. Still a dumb movie, but yeah.
I guess that's possible. I'll have to look for that when I rewatch that scene. I don't think it would make much sense given that Calvin may not have realized what their plan was at that point and the paraplegic wouldn't be able to explain it to Calvin. I just remember that the paraplegic saw Calvin across a long corridor, but that was it. I don't even remember the rest of crew reacting as if it was some kind of deceit of the paraplegic when Calvin was found. Not even one line.
@@junlee3515 Because he was the only human to have bacterial cilla on his legs instead of hair, thus uniquely qualified to study the microbe....nah, man, just kidding!!!!
When the film ended and the credits rolled, all I did was mutter "Sheesh." Since the audience was very small, everyone heard me. As we were leaving, I made note of my skepticism about Calvin being a threat to humanity to the guy in the row in front of me. We talked a bit, and we concluded that Calvin's chances of actually conquering Earth weren't that great for the following reasons: 1) Earth is a new environment, one that Calvin might not be able to adapt to. 2) No weapons were used against it, so is Calvin bulletproof? Probably not. 3) Calvin doesn't seem to like cold weather, so General Winter might save the day.
Lucky, when ever I go see a movie it's in a huge theater with usually either a bunch of loud dumb edgy kids/teens, loud annoying girls, or loud annoying uhm... people that usually are loud and talk in movies. With RUclips taking away free speech and without seeming racist, I'm just going to leave that last group of annoying loud people up to you to figure out, but you already know.
"Man Sony products are great, aren't they?" Yeah, just like that pair of headphones I bought like three months ago for fifty bucks that are already having sound transmitting problems because it didn't occur to Sony that people might actually walk around town wearing these things and they didn't make the connector able to endure th task of moving around once in a while in motion. Yeah i just needed to vent that. Screw you Sony.
Am I the only one who always gets the biggest smile on their face whenever Adam says "Love you guys!"? It's always nice to hear him appreciate his audience. Love you too Adam
6:42, i hate to rain on your parade adam even though i totally agree with the rest of your video. But the reason why that character had the alien on his leg was because he was crippled and couldn't feel his legs in the first place. I thought that was one of the better aspects of the movie, an actual plot device using a characters disability as a horror aspect, whilst being the only smart time the alien escapes captivity in he entire film.
(8:05) Then he asks why the shuttle craft docked with the ISS to push it out of orbit? Is Adum criticising a movie for knowing how spaceships fucking work? Did he expect the shuttle to sort of haphazardly hold itself against a module and push it that way? Idk it's just fucking retarded he asks why the shuttle rocked with the ISS. Because its entire fucking job is to push the ISS away and it can't do that without fucking docking. Does Adum not fucking know how fucking space fucking works? What a fucking airhead. 🤦🤷🤦🤷🤦🤷🤦🤷🤷
@@joeye1575 He wasn’t an astronaut though. He was some kind of scientist, brilliant to the point where the the extra hassle of his disability was worth shooting him into space for.
@@joeye1575 in space, they don't need handicapped parking😂😂😭😂😭(but seriously, they probably thought the lack of gravity would cover up that plothole cos yeah, if you think about it too much...but his brainpower made up for his lack of leg power!! instead of his legs they had to get a whole new Ryan Reynold's!! lol lol okay I'll stop now)
What Not To Do While Contracting it's actually not that bad . Yeah there's bad movies but he's just way too over critical on this movie like he was looking for stuff to hate
Except literally everything he said was true. The plot of this movie makes no sense. How is pointing out that something that makes no sense makes no sense being "way over critical"? Explain what that is supposed to mean.
Mario Alvarez I can think of five movies comparable to Life off the top of my head. It might not be awful, but it is not completely wrong to dislike an unoriginal plot. Of course, I'm going on what the reviewer says, but even the basic concept has been done already.
Love the review and laughed a lot. One thing, that paralyzed guy definitely wasn’t trying to sabotage them. The alien was on his leg and he couldn’t feel it because he’s paralyzed. That’s the only thing that wasn’t stupid.
These reviews inspire me to be a great writer. You're so talented and im honestly inspired by you and really excited to start writing a script for my movie. Thanks for being you :P
When I saw the trailer for this movie was: "Wow, I love space horror, Jake Gyllenhal and Ryan Renolds!" followed immediately by: "This movie looks like ass" what a waste
spenny When I saw the trailer, I thought, "How many times are they going to use that annoying musical sting?" Imagine how obnoxious it'd be if every movie trailer did that - show a clip, DING, show another clip, DING - over and over like a fucking doorbell.
Adam you're the man. I saw this film 2 days ago and it was boring as hell. Word for word I agree with you. The introductions of the characters, the decisions they make and the structure is so wack. Honestly the film should have been done after (SPOILER)(SPOILER)(SPOILER)(SPOILER) the woman dies in space. Why didn't she just push herself off into space instead of stopping Jake Gyleanafhfagonfdfl from opening the door? It's just stupid. The only thing I like is the little twist at the end. I found it funny more than anything. Great video again Adam, I hope your channel gets the recognition it deserves this year
Spoilers: The alien escaped. Basically Jake Gyllenhall and the lady tried to escape with escape pods; the plan was that Jake flies away with the alien inside the pod and lady escapes to earth. We see how one pod lands in the ocean and some fishermen go ahead and inspect it. Whats inside? You guessed it. THE FUCKING ALIEN. ITS THE MOTHERFUCKING ALIEN. then we see the other pod with the lady inside floating away into the emptiness of space with her screaming like a crazy person. - fin -
Basically Jake lured the alien into an escape pod and was gonna shoot himself off into space while the other astronaut (the second woman) was gonna go to Earth in an escape pod. It shows a pod land onto Earth and it reveals that it was Jake's pod with the alien like mutating inside of it and we find out that the woman's pod hit a satellite and diverted it's course and went off into space. The alien basically stopped Jake from directing the pod away from Earth. It sounds hella confusing and I'm sorry but like one of the last few scenes was of the woman screaming in space knowing that she fucked up was by far the best part in the film
Its weird because I thought the exact same thing. Then you would've had a movie that lasted for only 40 minutes tops though. I wouldn't call it boring, its definitly hectic and watchable at times but everything is just so predictable.
I feel like the scenes leading up to a character dying were decent as it's as you said hectic but like everything between it was just boring. Like the start before the whole hand crushing scene. It was so plain and generic. Even the scene where they're like sitting down chilling it was so bland. Maybe I just have space movie fatigue (Passengers, Interstellar, The Martian. All good/decent films btw) but it doesn't try anything new. One thing I will say to defend one scene is when they see the alien on the black guy's leg. I thought he didn't know because he's crippled (I'm pretty sure he can't walk but was able to move about by floating) so he couldn't feel his legs
I assume their reasoning is that if she hadn't stopped him from opening the door, even if she projected herself into space, the alien would've just jumped inside the ISS. This obviously doesn't make sense because Jake Gyllenhaal specifically tells her that she has to turn the handle at the same time as he does to open the door. So, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
It was ok, but it could have been better. If it had a memorable soundtrack then at least I could point that out and say the film is worth watching but it didn't and it didn't have much else either.
owen moore Can you NOT use the word 'pretentious', please? It's used WAY to frivolously when it comes to movies that is has lost all meaning at this point.
GoodMachines Can you NOT use the word 'frivolously' please? It's used WAY too frivolously when it comes to movies that it has lost all meaning at this point.
Mindaugas Lukošius Adam: "Im working on four videos at once and at least one of them (probably two or three tho) will be 30 minutes or longer and I'm putting that video and another video out in the same week" You: "Wow Adams really been slacking"
During the last scene I leaned over to my mom and whispered "Plot twist that's actually Jake Gyllenhaal's pod". That then happened and I was stunned they would go to that level of stupidity. Then they played the song "spirit in the sky" for the credits and I didn't even know what to do with myself at that point.
I know its not your type of movie, but can you do a review of Beauty and the Beast? I really would like to hear your thoughts on emma watson's acting. Thnks anyway.
It's bad and the ham fisted dialogue is annoying. Which includes pointless things that haven't been in the original, nor are actually relevant to the original story.
I love these Quickie videos but would it be considered to wait awhile to acquire the movie so you can show different footage than the trailer? I understand that getting it out while the movie is relevant is also important. Just a thought
+Carl ...you enjoy Marvel movies, don't you? "Good movies make bad reviews" is the most retarded shit I have read in a while in this comment section. Listening to Adum dissecting a great movie in to its marvelous tiny little pieces is the most amazing shit ever.
sadbadmac He's not wrong. Some people would rather see a film get torn to shreds instead of listening to somebody analyzing every aspect of the film. I don't really agree with his sentiment, but it isn't necessarily wrong. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. No need to be a pretentious asshole just because you can't see beyond any perspective that isn't your own.
The scientist couldn't feel Calvin on his leg because he was paraplegic. It was pretty creative, actually. He could float in space without his chair but you could clearly see his legs were emaciated and he even explained he hoped the alien could lead to advancements that might help him.
So did passengers start a trend of sci-fi movie posters just having the actors faces plastered onto it? Super convenient for studios, they have to put even less thought into advertising.
The Soyuz has to dock to the station (obviously) to then accelerate it and push it out of Earth's gravity well. It can't just randomly bump it. The docking port is made up of 2 hatches: 1 on the station and 1 on the tip of the Soyuz, so even if 1 is open it won't depressurize. You can't "nuke the ISS" because it would also create an EMP upon detonation which would fry all unshielded electronics on the ground in a pretty wide radius.
Adam, I enjoy most of your videos & this is my 1st time commenting on any of them. The reason the black scientist didn't say anything about the alien on his leg is because (SPOILER)(SPOILER)(SPOILER) he was a paraplegic, not for the reason you gave/thought. I think this is shown within the 1st 20 minutes. I think he got philosophical because he felt he was dying
9:51 for anyone who didn't see an annotation
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Removing annotations? Why?
Because RUclips is fucking dumb
because "the majority of the userbase is on mobile so it isn't needed"
They're outdated and don't work on mobile. With that said, there's a lot of issues with their replacement - such as the fact that you can't use them to skip to certain parts of the video, and that you can only have a maximum of 4 in one video.
Man this movie was nothing like the board game.
aj heath or Conway's game
aj heath. Oh who remembers that crappy 70's board game anyways? Stupid comercials!
aj heath why do I love you for this comment
I guess that’s a positive for this movie...
Chad Castagana
Fuck you dude, you’re only hatin’ because you have NO LIFE!
"Just like real life, it was painfully average, kinda boring and really fucking stupid." - YMS 2017
'By the end of it you just wanna die'
Jay Bauman
Life must be compared to something else to be considered "average". One person's idea of exciting could be their everyday life, Adam u r flawed
I like yellow flowers.
He forgot "and can't end quick enough"
Cheyenne Vang pls stop
of course Life is a quickie
Nicholas Borg inb4 top comment
Cory Blackman That's a thing now
Deep.
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Nicholas Borg It's a pretty long quickie don't you think?
Drowning in your space suit in space seems pretty terrifying. What are ya gonna do, take off your helmet?
And slightly ironic if you look at it the right way. Probably the second most ironic way for a spaceman to die. The most ironic would be oxygen overdose.
Fred McMurry Almost happend in real life during a spacewalk on the ISS! Look it up!
MadCourier 6 that's absolutely horrifying
Then you'd get space dementia.
@@Fujisaur full-blown space-aids
LMAOOO Ryan Reynolds dies in the first 10 minutes.. Why was he being marketed so hardcore. The japanese guy should have took ryan place on covers XD
Because everybody knows who Ryan Reynolds is. Pretty easy to understand why they would use him for marketing purposes.
Qarcon I don't see why they cant try and trick the audience and suprise them when ryan does die. Alien did the same thing by marketing dallas as the main character but he dies 3rd in the film.
It's the same concept that Scream did when it hyped up Drew Barrymore, and immediately kill her in the first act. It makes the audience think anyone could die.
simon amorim Wonder if the new Alien movie will do the same.. Would be nice.
Qarcon yeah no, they aren't putting ana down it on there. you know hollywood.
Why is it in horror films they always lose contact with possible aid? I feel like if they contact people for help, the help doesn't always need to arrive split second. The whole "THE COMMS ARE DOWN SON" shit seems so lazy.
The 7698466 A cool idea would be where they have to last till help arrives
Bill Anderson
That's what Until Dawn did.
Bill Anderson I considered that as well. Or if they do this, make it out of circumstance not just plot convenience.
What if to contact aid, they had to get to a comms room. On the way there, about half way the alien ambushes them and it becomes a dash to the comms room to get behind the door and lock it out.
They all make it, and begin the transmission. But, the alien manages to get in the room through an air hatch/glass window etc and kills one of the team. During the panic to escape the locked room and fighting to survive, the comms equipment gets severly damaged beyond repair. The remainder of the team escape and the film continues.
I'm no writer, and that is a pretty basic set up I wrote out. But in my opinion it comes over better in a horror film about an animal like alien killing peeps, rather than "IT KNOWS ABOUT COMMS SYSTEMS LOL OH DEAR".
The 7698466 would be dope if they called for help and the object was to survive long enough to be rescued.
comms*
Why'd they put ryan reynolds on everything if he was just going to be alien fodder? nothing to do with deadpools success, I'm sure...
The director of the film said that "There are many things to point to the idea that [the film] resembles Alien. There are two things that differentiate it. One was that turn, which is very noir. And the ending is very noir. Those horrible endings in noir movies from the '50s. They are great, I loved them. I thought to myself, to pursue this noir idea, I have to have my Janet Leigh. Ryan became my Janet Leigh." (hollywoodreporter.com)
slendernyan I understand that, but there there is a point where it crosses the line from a twist to being false advertising, and that can really piss an audience off! Personally I think that it goes too far and although I would go to see the film for the premise, others would go for Ryan Reynolds and would be cheated out of seeing him throughout the film like they expected
They even show him dying in the commercial, like really...the fuck is that all about!?
Aaron Carnes But you wouldn't expect to see a huge star of the moment die so quickly, you'd expect it to happen later in the film so that the audience would be drawn to see it. Idk it just feels dishonest to me.
Sometimes it's cool to give a shocking twist that your big name and one of your "main" stars isn't actually a major character... wait no, I think that only worked for Psycho.
Wait, the alien requires oxygen, but it lives on Mars (atmosphere of 96% CO₂ and trace O₂, as compared to Earth's 0.04% CO₂ and 21% O₂) and can attack people in the vacuum of space? WTF?
Manchease Skrelpher It could be capable of both aerobic and anaerobic respiration. Maybe oxygen is required for it to gain significant mass.
He's just bulking, Bro.
There's no way it uses anaerobic respiration -- it's way too inefficient! How can it manage sustained, quick movement using such an energy-poor process?
And then they try to kill it by suffocating it....?
Manchease Skrelpher What if it's highly efficient at using energy, and can get more out of a smaller amount than any earth species?
Cant wait for YMS: Captain Underpants
Cory Blackman Yeah.
No it wasn't. Looked good to me. Your device must have delayed audio or something.
Is that going to be Childhood Traumas part 4?
Nevermind I just rewatched it. forgive me father.
Pretty sure that's intentional
1:44 - They did feed it, that's why it grew in the Petri dish. They said they fed it glucose.
And when it was wrapped around his leg, he didn't know it was there. He's paraplegic.
They need to dock first in order to push them.
Still a dumb movie, but yeah.
I guess that's possible. I'll have to look for that when I rewatch that scene.
I don't think it would make much sense given that Calvin may not have realized what their plan was at that point and the paraplegic wouldn't be able to explain it to Calvin. I just remember that the paraplegic saw Calvin across a long corridor, but that was it. I don't even remember the rest of crew reacting as if it was some kind of deceit of the paraplegic when Calvin was found. Not even one line.
Who the fuck sends a paraplegic to space?
@@junlee3515 Because he was the only human to have bacterial cilla on his legs instead of hair, thus uniquely qualified to study the microbe....nah, man, just kidding!!!!
"If you don't want spoilers skip to this point in the video." Sir, I only get to enjoy like 1 minute.
ITS THE BOY
SPOILERS there's someone in the walls
I hope Ryan Reynolds makes fun of this in Deadpool 2
Barney TheDinosaur They might since this film was written by the same writers as Deadpool.
Brandon Badgett Yeah but its not receiving that much negative feedback from what I've seen so they probably won't
he should make fun of his own acting too.
I hope they cancel Deadpool 2.
Haha... inside jokes...haha... references.... the substitutes for quality and good material.
When the film ended and the credits rolled, all I did was mutter "Sheesh." Since the audience was very small, everyone heard me. As we were leaving, I made note of my skepticism about Calvin being a threat to humanity to the guy in the row in front of me. We talked a bit, and we concluded that Calvin's chances of actually conquering Earth weren't that great for the following reasons:
1) Earth is a new environment, one that Calvin might not be able to adapt to.
2) No weapons were used against it, so is Calvin bulletproof? Probably not.
3) Calvin doesn't seem to like cold weather, so General Winter might save the day.
Lucky, when ever I go see a movie it's in a huge theater with usually either a bunch of loud dumb edgy kids/teens, loud annoying girls, or loud annoying uhm... people that usually are loud and talk in movies. With RUclips taking away free speech and without seeming racist, I'm just going to leave that last group of annoying loud people up to you to figure out, but you already know.
Alien: Lite
"Life": Full version 2.1
Rename: Project_"Alien"
Update come with Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool and Jake Gyllenhaal as Nightcrawler.
Jazzy Jay I literally just finished rewatching Nightcrawler like 2 hours ago the fuck??
Ancala Bond 0_o
*Diet Prometheus* also works
Tastes disgusting
Sony Pictures: "I CREATE LIFE!!!!!"
ToddTheTolerable "...and I destroy it."
GO!!!!!!!!
*After Sony hears that YMS didn't like Life* "I WILL FIND HIM!!!"
And I love dogs.
@@MBRSims HOW DAERE YUUU
So is the sequel with the alien running amok on Earth going to be Second Life?
Life 2: Death
The prequel will be called half-life
Life Part 2: Death Pending.
H A L F L I F E
Aderemi Porsche Life 2: Episode 1
"Man Sony products are great, aren't they?"
Yeah, just like that pair of headphones I bought like three months ago for fifty bucks that are already having sound transmitting problems because it didn't occur to Sony that people might actually walk around town wearing these things and they didn't make the connector able to endure th task of moving around once in a while in motion.
Yeah i just needed to vent that. Screw you Sony.
The name Sony lost its meaning some time after the '80s.
Wired headphones suck. They get ruined after a month.
Quickie: MY FINGERS WHEN I SEE A NEW YMS VIDEO
Am I the only one who always gets the biggest smile on their face whenever Adam says "Love you guys!"? It's always nice to hear him appreciate his audience.
Love you too Adam
I give this 9/10 infringements
I'm a Savage about everything Hey daddy derek.
I'm a Savage about everything Der he is!
IGNORANCE OF THE LAWL IS NOT AN ASCUSE!!
THAT KID KICKED SAND IN COOL CATS FACE!
THERE HE IS!
6:42, i hate to rain on your parade adam even though i totally agree with the rest of your video. But the reason why that character had the alien on his leg was because he was crippled and couldn't feel his legs in the first place. I thought that was one of the better aspects of the movie, an actual plot device using a characters disability as a horror aspect, whilst being the only smart time the alien escapes captivity in he entire film.
How the fuck did it latch on to his leg without him seeing it? Wasn't he monitoring it all the while?
Also how did a crippled man become an Astronaut? Its one of the most intense and screened professions in the world and off it
(8:05) Then he asks why the shuttle craft docked with the ISS to push it out of orbit? Is Adum criticising a movie for knowing how spaceships fucking work? Did he expect the shuttle to sort of haphazardly hold itself against a module and push it that way? Idk it's just fucking retarded he asks why the shuttle rocked with the ISS. Because its entire fucking job is to push the ISS away and it can't do that without fucking docking. Does Adum not fucking know how fucking space fucking works? What a fucking airhead. 🤦🤷🤦🤷🤦🤷🤦🤷🤷
@@joeye1575 He wasn’t an astronaut though. He was some kind of scientist, brilliant to the point where the the extra hassle of his disability was worth shooting him into space for.
@@joeye1575 in space, they don't need handicapped parking😂😂😭😂😭(but seriously, they probably thought the lack of gravity would cover up that plothole cos yeah, if you think about it too much...but his brainpower made up for his lack of leg power!! instead of his legs they had to get a whole new Ryan Reynold's!! lol lol okay I'll stop now)
Apparently, it's possible it could be a prequel... To the Venom movie. From Spider-Man. Not even connected to the MCU. 10/10
No, they actually said that it's possible it could become a prequel. This isn't speculation, they have actually mentioned it.
Given the 'quality' of the writing... the only thing I would believe this was a prequel of is "Spiderman 3".
"Nobody understands the concept of quarantine"
Hey, just like in real life
Well, that sounds disappointing :(
haha
What Not To Do While Contracting it's actually not that bad . Yeah there's bad movies but he's just way too over critical on this movie like he was looking for stuff to hate
Except literally everything he said was true. The plot of this movie makes no sense. How is pointing out that something that makes no sense makes no sense being "way over critical"? Explain what that is supposed to mean.
Mario Alvarez I can think of five movies comparable to Life off the top of my head. It might not be awful, but it is not completely wrong to dislike an unoriginal plot. Of course, I'm going on what the reviewer says, but even the basic concept has been done already.
yunikage Exactly; nothing "over critical" about it
Love the review and laughed a lot. One thing, that paralyzed guy definitely wasn’t trying to sabotage them. The alien was on his leg and he couldn’t feel it because he’s paralyzed. That’s the only thing that wasn’t stupid.
These reviews inspire me to be a great writer. You're so talented and im honestly inspired by you and really excited to start writing a script for my movie. Thanks for being you :P
How is it going?
How is it going?
They're dead.
I like this alot
same
Pikapetey Animations I'm a big fan...! ^-^
Pikapetey Animations stop following me pika, I saw you in otakings live stream yesterday and now this
Pikapetey Animations Is it bad that I find the alien in the movie kind of cute?
Rainbow Doodler209 it reminded me of my cat for some odd reason.
When I saw the trailer for this movie was:
"Wow, I love space horror, Jake Gyllenhal and Ryan Renolds!"
followed immediately by:
"This movie looks like ass"
what a waste
spenny it was good.
Movie was pretty good. Check it out.
spenny When I saw the trailer, I thought, "How many times are they going to use that annoying musical sting?" Imagine how obnoxious it'd be if every movie trailer did that - show a clip, DING, show another clip, DING - over and over like a fucking doorbell.
to me, Gravity had the nickname, "this Astronaut is Fucked."
well this movie was "these Astronauts are Dipshits."
Love the way your brain works Adam. You’re so articulate and get your thoughts across brilliantly.
Adam you're the man. I saw this film 2 days ago and it was boring as hell. Word for word I agree with you. The introductions of the characters, the decisions they make and the structure is so wack. Honestly the film should have been done after (SPOILER)(SPOILER)(SPOILER)(SPOILER) the woman dies in space. Why didn't she just push herself off into space instead of stopping Jake Gyleanafhfagonfdfl from opening the door? It's just stupid. The only thing I like is the little twist at the end. I found it funny more than anything. Great video again Adam, I hope your channel gets the recognition it deserves this year
Spoilers:
The alien escaped.
Basically Jake Gyllenhall and the lady tried to escape with escape pods; the plan was that Jake flies away with the alien inside the pod and lady escapes to earth. We see how one pod lands in the ocean and some fishermen go ahead and inspect it. Whats inside? You guessed it. THE FUCKING ALIEN. ITS THE MOTHERFUCKING ALIEN.
then we see the other pod with the lady inside floating away into the emptiness of space with her screaming like a crazy person.
- fin -
Basically Jake lured the alien into an escape pod and was gonna shoot himself off into space while the other astronaut (the second woman) was gonna go to Earth in an escape pod. It shows a pod land onto Earth and it reveals that it was Jake's pod with the alien like mutating inside of it and we find out that the woman's pod hit a satellite and diverted it's course and went off into space. The alien basically stopped Jake from directing the pod away from Earth.
It sounds hella confusing and I'm sorry but like one of the last few scenes was of the woman screaming in space knowing that she fucked up was by far the best part in the film
Its weird because I thought the exact same thing. Then you would've had a movie that lasted for only 40 minutes tops though.
I wouldn't call it boring, its definitly hectic and watchable at times but everything is just so predictable.
I feel like the scenes leading up to a character dying were decent as it's as you said hectic but like everything between it was just boring. Like the start before the whole hand crushing scene. It was so plain and generic. Even the scene where they're like sitting down chilling it was so bland.
Maybe I just have space movie fatigue (Passengers, Interstellar, The Martian. All good/decent films btw) but it doesn't try anything new. One thing I will say to defend one scene is when they see the alien on the black guy's leg. I thought he didn't know because he's crippled (I'm pretty sure he can't walk but was able to move about by floating) so he couldn't feel his legs
I assume their reasoning is that if she hadn't stopped him from opening the door, even if she projected herself into space, the alien would've just jumped inside the ISS. This obviously doesn't make sense because Jake Gyllenhaal specifically tells her that she has to turn the handle at the same time as he does to open the door. So, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
gravity isn't that good its just Sandra bullock flying around in space
Howlin' like a wolf!
It was ok, but it could have been better.
If it had a memorable soundtrack then at least I could point that out and say the film is worth watching but it didn't and it didn't have much else either.
Alex Bolger Gravity is a masterful film for stripping narrative down to the barebones and filling in the rest with impressive technical craft efforts.
It was extremely boring, though.
And somehow that was more exciting than LIFE which has a killer alien in it!
These reviews are amazing, please never stop making them.
That intro was perfect.
0:10 convenient that Gravity, Alien, and Sunshine are colorcoded like Pokemon games
you should do the rest of the seasons of TWD because your season 1 & 2 YMS' were so good
How pretentious of a filmmaker do you have to be to call your movie "Life"?
owen moore and make it a shitty movie, too.
owen moore Can you NOT use the word 'pretentious', please? It's used WAY to frivolously when it comes to movies that is has lost all meaning at this point.
GoodMachines can you not use the word PLEASE, please? It's used frivolously in conversation when people don't really mean it.
GoodMachines Can you NOT use the word 'frivolously' please? It's used WAY too frivolously when it comes to movies that it has lost all meaning at this point.
Alternatively, you can make it an Eddie Murphy/Martin Lawrence comedy, and better than this film.
Where's the Logan review
Adam is slacking these days, I feel. d i s a p p o i n t e d.
Mindaugas Lukošius Cut him some slack. I'm sure he has way too many projects to worry about already.
He didn't wanna see it.
Mindaugas Lukošius
Adam: "Im working on four videos at once and at least one of them (probably two or three tho) will be 30 minutes or longer and I'm putting that video and another video out in the same week"
You: "Wow Adams really been slacking"
Filmography how do you know?
this plot has more holes than swiss cheese in a shooting gallery
still pretty damn good
nitt movie was still good or the cheese???
Didn't even know this film existed tbh... :/
Nor did I know that you existed until now... :V
Thats life, huh?
Love that you use It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia's soundtrack.
During the last scene I leaned over to my mom and whispered "Plot twist that's actually Jake Gyllenhaal's pod". That then happened and I was stunned they would go to that level of stupidity. Then they played the song "spirit in the sky" for the credits and I didn't even know what to do with myself at that point.
Don't you just hate it sometimes when you're actually right?
RIP in peace Ryan Reynolds 😢
MissToxicc Rest in Peace in peace
New YMS and H3H3 video within the hour. That's the stuff that gets me excited... yay.
YMS, love your work keep it up.
-a loyal fan
Thank you for making this, you could've made something else like a review, but I'm glad you decided to release this.
I'm so glad you reviewed this. I saw it yesterday and did not like it. After it was done all I could think was "I hope YMS makes a video on this"
"nobody understands Quarantine", that would never happen in real life.
btw; Daniel Espinosa's next film is called "The Anarchists Vs ISIS" according to wikipedia
Can't wait for more Dank video's! You're awesome, really enjoyed your spot hosting the Official Podcast :)
Let's be honest: We all know Life is Strange.
ba-dum tss!
Caz life is gay
Hella nice pun
Life is hella OG dank strange. If you don't think so, it's because you're not a steampunk.
sadface
Caz have a like dude!
These 11 minutes were the best minutes of the day, I had a boring uneventfull day again, so thank you YMS, thank you
when he reccomeded sunshine I literally paused the video and watched sunshine I just got back and can now watch his reveiw
that bit where Calvin is squeezing the guy's sleep box was probably my favorite part of the film
I somehow knew that Ryan's character would die early on, didn't expect it to be that early though 😄
This intro is the reason why I subscribed to you. Thank you!
*DUDE, I brought up Alien, Gravity, and Sunshine as well in my review.*
Wow great video, Aduhm. Really enjoyed watching this on my Sony VAIO
I know its not your type of movie, but can you do a review of Beauty and the Beast? I really would like to hear your thoughts on emma watson's acting. Thnks anyway.
camila lopes Omg he would’ve gave it a 2 at best
It's bad and the ham fisted dialogue is annoying. Which includes pointless things that haven't been in the original, nor are actually relevant to the original story.
I love you, Adam.
a 11 minute quickie? *OH BOY*
Last time I was this early, Adam was still making Quickies that are shorter than main videos
Love the Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia music. Makes me want to burst into a shitty bar and start a conversation with the gang.
Freaking love you. So funny, keep it up man!
It could have been a cool film.
But it isn't
2 years have passed ad i still remember and enjoy this film a lot
Please review Sunshine, it is one of my all time favourite movies!
I love these Quickie videos but would it be considered to wait awhile to acquire the movie so you can show different footage than the trailer? I understand that getting it out while the movie is relevant is also important. Just a thought
you wanna watch Life? Watch Alien...... and Aliens............ and Samurai Cop.
Loved you on the Official Podcast. Great job!
Take your time with that sweet childhood trauma video, 30 min is good times.
i agreeeeeeee
Quickie, call the media, YMS uploaded a video about the secrets of life!
Tbh I never see any of these movies but totally jump to see Murk's reviews of them
You mean Adam?
I usually have my fingers crossed that the movie is complete shit. It makes for a funny review. Good movies make bad reviews.
kurvos You mean Adum?
+Carl ...you enjoy Marvel movies, don't you? "Good movies make bad reviews" is the most retarded shit I have read in a while in this comment section. Listening to Adum dissecting a great movie in to its marvelous tiny little pieces is the most amazing shit ever.
sadbadmac He's not wrong. Some people would rather see a film get torn to shreds instead of listening to somebody analyzing every aspect of the film. I don't really agree with his sentiment, but it isn't necessarily wrong. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. No need to be a pretentious asshole just because you can't see beyond any perspective that isn't your own.
Holy shit, that spinning pic made dem eyebrows go NUTS! It was hypnotizing. You could have talked me into anything at that moment.
Hmm I really liked Life, saw it few days ago. Totally worth watching for me.
@@sahymakhtar7445 my man just said he liked it lmao no need to be rude. i think this movie is dumb as shit but it's okay to like it still
@@homiej57 I like this better than Alien...
i like alien a LOT better than this but i can see where you're coming from. there were some aspects of this film that i liked a lot
10:36
Eminem: Why do I hear boss music?
"And just like real life it was painfully average kinda boring and really fucking stupid." So Boyhood's sci-fi cousin?
Come up with an original thought instead of parroting Red Letter Media opinions about movies you haven't even seen.
Many people have that opinion for Boyhood, and not because of RLM. It was exactly my thought, without having watched the review before the film.
Il Fenomeno boyhood sucks
Maybe but there is nothing "fucking stupid" about Boyhood, it's become a meme at this point.
The scientist couldn't feel Calvin on his leg because he was paraplegic. It was pretty creative, actually. He could float in space without his chair but you could clearly see his legs were emaciated and he even explained he hoped the alien could lead to advancements that might help him.
The film of a LIFEtime!
😳🔫
I don’t understand the praise for Sunshine, that film made absolutely no sense and the third act turned it into an unintentional comedy.
So did passengers start a trend of sci-fi movie posters just having the actors faces plastered onto it? Super convenient for studios, they have to put even less thought into advertising.
I burst out laughing when I heard what the ending of the movie was. That's straight up hilarious.
Is it just me or are these "quickies" getting longer 0_o
Gumshoe Gamer is that a bad thing though?
Giselle B No is not.... in fact I love it
The Soyuz has to dock to the station (obviously) to then accelerate it and push it out of Earth's gravity well. It can't just randomly bump it. The docking port is made up of 2 hatches: 1 on the station and 1 on the tip of the Soyuz, so even if 1 is open it won't depressurize. You can't "nuke the ISS" because it would also create an EMP upon detonation which would fry all unshielded electronics on the ground in a pretty wide radius.
adam is such a savage but i love and support him
I cheered for Calvin for most of the movie. The doctors/astronauts all received their Ph.D's online from a diploma mill.
God, Sunshine was such an amazing film in my opinion. I should go watch it again...
schaefer marty yes you should
Yeah let’s burn the damn thing, in our space station, where oxygen is limited, and fire burns oxygen, brilliant!
Well this is disappointing, I was really pumped for this movie. Man first power rangers and now this, I gotta stop having expectations.
Fizalex have you seen it?
You had expectations for Power Rangers?
You should design space stations bro, great idea. My quarantine designs always lead to all other places lol.
You should do a review of the first season of Nirvanna The Band The Show.
Kyle Roy what about nirvana the band the show the movie
Adam I love this channel and what you do so im happy to wait as long as it takes for for whatever your working on to be completed its all good bro. :D
i fucking hate the poster of this movie, it reminds me of the movie Passengers
Excellent review.
This one felt more like a comedy then a horror flick.
are you going to review Logan?
Adam, I enjoy most of your videos & this is my 1st time commenting on any of them. The reason the black scientist didn't say anything about the alien on his leg is because (SPOILER)(SPOILER)(SPOILER) he was a paraplegic, not for the reason you gave/thought. I think this is shown within the 1st 20 minutes. I think he got philosophical because he felt he was dying
fuck
no
im gonna get drowned in thE COMM-
all I can think is "Ryan can't die, he's Deadpool" and then I remembered the two aren't actually one person...
What month are you aiming at for the 2015 list?
*year
*eon