I appreciate that the video tone retains your signature deadpan sarcasm even during the sponsored feature. It was a good balance of legitimately promoting the game and ripping on industry trends in an entertaining way.
Terraprisma in a nutshell: Weapon from the queen of light. Leaves all reduced to bloodied wipe. The summoned sword that shines with power. Enemies cower, guts will shower. Only retrieved when light is day. Loads of monsters it will slay. Melee users consider this. As a sword, this sure does fit..s...
James its awesome as always! You should definitely make a Terraria lets play! It would be so fun watching you play by yourself or with someone else, since your so funny.
Really? You think that? He didn't want to have a short video so he made longer rhymes. He's a good rhymer and this is probably the best episode in my opinion.
Stardust pillar The blue pillar under the blue moon It gives the cell and the dragon of doom Stay in a room and kill the lord of the moon Until it explodes, boom boom Solar pillar In the hot side of the moon Where the hot hot sun blooms It burns like hell and smells like grill Vortex pillar The green poison is here It smells like alcohol with beer You would go crazy And will say 'oh deer' Nebula {still thinking}
Early game slimes in a nutshell Do a rhyme on all slimes We listen for good times I'm sure you'll find I've saved some time On your brain crime called rhyme Simple green, not so mean Though in large hordes you may scream Not unless you've prepared enough, then they aren't so tough Then there's blue, they exist too They're same as green, so it will seem Then there's purple Way more powerful Rarely in showerful of many slimes But there you will find it most of the time There's the red and the yellow and then there's the black Only found down under, and on you they will snack The slime of the ice, it looks pretty nice But he's got a spiked brother who'll make you rather cold A slime of the sand, found in desert land Not many tricks, so rather quite bland Slime of the jungle, fighting quite rough Spikes from the variant give poison debuff The big mama slime, very sublime Bursting in three when turned into grime A lava slime, rather hot When killed in expert it explodes into boiling snot Slime in the dungeon, rather big Always drops key, but your grave it could dig Tiny but deadly, there goes the pinky Money it gives you, value ain't dinky Slime of the gold, quite rather rare Only in special seed, kill it to become millionaire In the rain, see slime of umbrella and he is a rather big fella Holy moly, that's a big slime King of them all, swallowed a samurai And kill it, you may try
@@JamesBucket It really is. That's why I carry both the stardust and optic staffs with me; optic for 90% of the time, stardust for when shit hits the fan. If I'm in a situation where I can't supervise either of them, I put them both away because, even after beating Moon Lord, nothing fills your heart with unfiltered terror like seeing a biome mimic come hurtling at your face out of nowhere because of over-eager summons
@@bengal4047 only problem with stardust dragon though is the fact that it deals pierce damage that cancels out your damage. Basically giving enemies invincibility frame
Obtained after hallowed hell For a summon it's quite swell It can slash and it can stab It's all rainbow, cool and fab (That's Terraprisma, for any simpletons)
0:26 Spending More Time Getting More Fangs To Summon The Mother Of Terrible Gangs Those Horrible Gangs With Starving Pangs Are Straight From The Mother With Birthing Pangs Straight Out Of Womb Oh Venomous Doom If That Is Your Kink That Surely Is Gloom But When In This Room There's No One's To Judge When All Is Reduced To Gore Ridden Sludge
Though This Is Hard To Get, Its The Best Summon Yet, For This Enchanted Sword Is Truly The Best, If Empress Of Light Is Killed In The Day, This Prismatic Sword Will Really Slay
James has ascended from simple rhyme to rap.
Man learns increasingly complicated poetry by reviewing terraria items
Yeet
Hes cool
I don't like it
He did
James bucket: *so white and sticky just like white rubber after a quicky*
*Demonetization activate*
*_O M E G A F A P_*
?
Oh my gosh...
You know the furry game on steam like this?
does he mean com?
1:28
Never seen anyone shill this hard and long for Raid
Edit: It was worth it for such a great video.
@@kaspersaldell contract's a contract
Are you even allowed to make the ad skip timestamp?
@@JamesBucket At least you're very self-aware about it
@@nekorisakirisame1323 (let's hope they don't catch me, but I will have to delete it if they say anything about it)
I appreciate that the video tone retains your signature deadpan sarcasm even during the sponsored feature. It was a good balance of legitimately promoting the game and ripping on industry trends in an entertaining way.
Some Guy Good thing they loosened up on their script, he didn’t talk about a character
1:33 seconds of sponsor
Somone needs to shorten the dang script for this thing
tell me about it
for sure
Gangsta Crazy Dave
The man gotta eat
James Bucket
Well like the rest of us humans you have to eat so it’s understandable
@@drduskbunny raid is a shit game tho
I keept thinking the sposorship would turn into a rhyme.
Now there's no sponsor
1:37 to skip.
Doesn't cost a like.
JoeJoker Ω
thanks
Almlst 69 likes
JoeJoker Ω donations are accepted, right?
@@Uzedrname yes donate to get to 69 likes lmao
71 likes yet?
Terraprisma in a nutshell:
Weapon from the queen of light.
Leaves all reduced to bloodied wipe.
The summoned sword that shines with power.
Enemies cower, guts will shower.
Only retrieved when light is day.
Loads of monsters it will slay.
Melee users consider this.
As a sword, this sure does fit..s...
"A parasite annoying as shite"
That got me
Oh boi my favorite series, keep up the good work in rhyming terraria weapons.
*"One we feared or revered for his sexy beard"*
Me : *dies of luaghter*
*luaghter*
you forgot " Don't judge me, i'm not weird"
@@planetearth8044 oh i forgot
@@planetearth8044 yeah
Me: And now you are going to say *this video is sponsored by Raid Shad-*
James bucket: This video is sponsored by Rai- *NANI*
Medo_ Shinwa
ok
@@brodiero-solar302
ok
@@medo_shinwa3562
ok
@@cylnder Ok
Goodbye jojo
2:19 someone make a remix of this
James its awesome as always! You should definitely make a Terraria lets play! It would be so fun watching you play by yourself or with someone else, since your so funny.
I'm only mildly amusing when scripted
You rhyming game is much dope than before,keep it up.
I never played terraria but I do enjoy those videos as long as James do them
Me: I want more prehardmode summons
Terraria: three, take it or leave it
Aiden's Gaming not anymore
But there's only (new) two pre-hardmode summons and no newer pre hardmode sentries
@@etheron1235
Slime Staff
Hornet Staff
Imp Staff
@@mygemdiamond7898 I meant the new ones, sorry for not mentioned it
Why does it sound weird when he doesn’t speak in rhymes
All of the rhymes are really good in this video. Loved it!
this is by far the best rhyme video,even though james got sponsored by hell its still really good
now you gotta remake this with the new 1.4 summons
Question, am I the only person with a high enough arachnophobia to never enter a spider cave or run away in fear of a simple crawler?
My first world on pc terraria had SPIDERS CAVES EVERYWHERE
I like those videos so much. Thank you! :3
Something tells me you’ve been practicing hard for these rhymes. Subscribed
This man really hates fishron
These rhymes are cool!
You are no fool!
I subscribed today!
Give me a "YAY"
Can you do hardmode spells?
Only time tells!
You are one of James greatest disciples keep training on your rhymes ;)
@@dano7782 FOOL IM A TOOL (YEETS ROGGER ROGGER IS THE BOGERT)
Aah thanks Dano! Glad to see your your positive feedback
Tbh. This ep is bad. He was singing this. Not raping
Really? You think that? He didn't want to have a short video so he made longer rhymes. He's a good rhymer and this is probably the best episode in my opinion.
im proud of u james, u got sponsored by one of the top games on google play
Stardust pillar
The blue pillar under the blue moon
It gives the cell and the dragon of doom
Stay in a room and kill the lord of the moon
Until it explodes, boom boom
Solar pillar
In the hot side of the moon
Where the hot hot sun blooms
It burns like hell
and smells like grill
Vortex pillar
The green poison is here
It smells like alcohol with beer
You would go crazy
And will say 'oh deer'
Nebula
{still thinking}
The Optic staff rhymes pretty fire tho
I like how it gets fast every summon
My favorite video 👌
I forgot how fun this game is.
honestly a masterpiece
This is so underrated. I love this.
Best advertiser for shadow raid legends
"Tanks for shadow raid legends they ensure that I don't starve to death"
this hits different with a beat 🔥
one thing spider summon is 0.75 minion space so for say 3 imp summons you could have 4 spiders
This is beautiful
This is poetry
This is art
Daaaaamn... Why don't I see you in my music recommendations?
Oh thanks I wanted to do a summoner run but I don’t know anything about that class
Play Normal mode, expert is VERY hard for summoner
@@disc_00 i know but i like a challenge even tho i suck . And also extra loot
-4;37- 3:08 m'I scared
what? video doesnt even lasts that long
@@cosmic4716 hmm that's weird it was more than 4 minute
@@nowzero442 w h a t
@@cosmic4716 before there is a long ad
@@anangrytomato3093 ok
2:06 is amazing
I love your rhymes
They do not lie
Although maybe it isn't night
Dont get me wrong
I'll come along
Along this neat terrarian song
Fun fact, you can use the lunar and rainbow staff at the same time.
You should make a video on the crafting tree for either the cell phone or ankh shield
I understand this thank you for this now I can be strong in Terraria
such a great quality in the shadow of raid
Jesus dude I remember how long I had to wait with my AFK pirate farm...
Early game slimes in a nutshell
Do a rhyme on all slimes
We listen for good times
I'm sure you'll find I've saved some time
On your brain crime called rhyme
Simple green, not so mean
Though in large hordes you may scream
Not unless you've prepared enough, then they aren't so tough
Then there's blue, they exist too
They're same as green, so it will seem
Then there's purple
Way more powerful
Rarely in showerful of many slimes
But there you will find it most of the time
There's the red and the yellow and then there's the black
Only found down under, and on you they will snack
The slime of the ice, it looks pretty nice
But he's got a spiked brother who'll make you rather cold
A slime of the sand, found in desert land
Not many tricks, so rather quite bland
Slime of the jungle, fighting quite rough
Spikes from the variant give poison debuff
The big mama slime, very sublime
Bursting in three when turned into grime
A lava slime, rather hot
When killed in expert it explodes into boiling snot
Slime in the dungeon, rather big
Always drops key, but your grave it could dig
Tiny but deadly, there goes the pinky
Money it gives you, value ain't dinky
Slime of the gold, quite rather rare
Only in special seed, kill it to become millionaire
In the rain, see slime of umbrella
and he is a rather big fella
Holy moly, that's a big slime
King of them all, swallowed a samurai
And kill it, you may try
James taught you his ways
All ores in a nutshell
All potions in a nutshell
I was about to comment a rant for not including slime staff then I forgot only hardmode staffs are here
That was the best summon ever! 10:00
I would like to see a terraria lets play with just rhymes
summoner is the best class
You forgot about the blade staff and the sanguine staff
"For make sure I don't starve to death" Ok.... Don't starve...
Even Shakespeare fear this guy's poetry
RAID SHADOWLEGENDS
OH BOI I SURE WAS LOOKING FOR YOU!?!?1!
Twins summon FTW! Stardust dragon is awesome, but can be over-aggressive overkill in some situations
recording clip with that sparkling schlong was a PAIN. So relentless
@@JamesBucket It really is. That's why I carry both the stardust and optic staffs with me; optic for 90% of the time, stardust for when shit hits the fan. If I'm in a situation where I can't supervise either of them, I put them both away because, even after beating Moon Lord, nothing fills your heart with unfiltered terror like seeing a biome mimic come hurtling at your face out of nowhere because of over-eager summons
@@bengal4047 only problem with stardust dragon though is the fact that it deals pierce damage that cancels out your damage. Basically giving enemies invincibility frame
This is the best so far to me
2:31 we just gonna ignore the underwater torches and floating sand?
i dont see it
?
You should do all magic guns in a nutshell just an idea
80k subs! Congrats James!
What's next? Armors?
Obtained after hallowed hell
For a summon it's quite swell
It can slash and it can stab
It's all rainbow, cool and fab
(That's Terraprisma, for any simpletons)
Why does noone appreciate my rhyming? Someone did this for zenith and he got a shit ton of likes but I have no friends xD
I like how he is sorry for having an ad
"Staff of dragon from the jungle
Sons of yharon are quite humble
Though they many look like sheep
They turn monster into bloody heap"
o cool calamity weapon
yharon's kindle staff?
I love those "sheep" cuz cute
0:26 Spending More Time Getting More Fangs To Summon The Mother Of Terrible Gangs Those Horrible Gangs With Starving Pangs Are Straight From The Mother With Birthing Pangs Straight Out Of Womb Oh Venomous Doom If That Is Your Kink That Surely Is Gloom But When In This Room There's No One's To Judge When All Is Reduced To Gore Ridden Sludge
1:46 HEY ITS NOT MY FAULT MY FATHER REDIGIT WANTED ME TO LOOK LIKE THIS!
Oh no,they got James.
Everyone’s talking about the raid ad, but I don’t see it. As in it’s just not there
Green Tomato No, I don’t
Your rhymes are on point
THE GOD OF ALL RAPPERS MAKE A VIDEO OF MY FAVORITE CLASS :D i feel so proud to be a summoner now ;-;
You have ascended from the super saiyan rhyming to the ULTRA INSTINCT RAP CYPHER SUPER SAIYAN GOD🙂 GET DAT ULTRA INSTINCT ON THE TRACK😁
Man's spittin bars these days
3:33 Rappers Eminem wouldn't dare to disrespect
I think you having a sponsor is okay as long as it is still enjoyable to watch your videos (I know you need food ect.)
Still think should’ve added the first 3 pre hardmode summons
I cant stop waching this
yes before we begin, I'd like to announce that this dream is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends
Me, watching 5 months later: dead confused, there's no such thing as an ad here...
Same
Ohh yeah, this video quenches the rhyme thirst, thank you kind sir 💜
I was kinda sad when most of the sponsor wasn't in rhyme
next one is about hardmode armor
The rhymes get better :)
You are great bucket
I know
(you're great too)
I don't understand much of English, but I like the rhymes he does
Me: they should make a pets guide
James bucket: *makes summon guide*
Me: *Did you just understand me?*
(P.s I did not know summons were pets.)
The Optic staff was my favorite summoner I wanted it so much I give my father death sickler and. The terrar blade
Believe it or not
He spitting straight Facts
i love this, but it also gave me a brain aneurysm
Finally another one
Am I the only one who felt like he was rhyming when he was talking about Raid Shadow Legends?
where?
Top 10 rappers that eminen is too afraid to diss
this is beautiful make more
JESUS you’re good at rhyming.
4:36 cursed af
oh don't act so innocent, we all had some sinful thoughts on the great moon lord
@@JamesBucket ok fine...Moon Lord legs :]
Though This Is Hard To Get, Its The Best Summon Yet, For This Enchanted Sword Is Truly The Best, If Empress Of Light Is Killed In The Day, This Prismatic Sword Will Really Slay
I WAS WAITING FOR SO DAMN LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I hate the rainbow crystal staff because i haven't even seen it hit anything yet