Top Gear and The Grand Tour - Fixing Things with Jeremy Clarkson

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  • Опубликовано: 5 июл 2020

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  • @foggyj4474
    @foggyj4474 3 года назад +811

    The fact that he made the spark plug work with wood, a piece of concrete, and a glove. This man’s creativity knows no limits

    • @NeelanshMathur
      @NeelanshMathur 3 года назад +87

      It's almost frightening

    • @b9llb9ka15
      @b9llb9ka15 3 года назад +67

      It generates gravity

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 3 года назад +38

      It was a Miata. You’re legally required to have Jeremy clarkson’s ingenuity in order to fix it

    • @salmanazam9444
      @salmanazam9444 3 года назад +28

      You can almost hear "it", if you listen closely enough...

    • @cipherthedemonlord8057
      @cipherthedemonlord8057 3 года назад +1

      JB Weld works too.

  • @jackmorgan5431
    @jackmorgan5431 4 года назад +2075

    I love how it was a running joke that he hates manual labour and now runs a farm 😂

    • @RossMKF1
      @RossMKF1 3 года назад +11

      Yea pretty cool haha

    • @leobuckey
      @leobuckey 3 года назад +11

      That’s what happens when you get sacked

    • @CrimeVaultUK
      @CrimeVaultUK 3 года назад +120

      @@leobuckey something called grand tour which started as soon as he left

    • @Andrewza1
      @Andrewza1 3 года назад +20

      @@leobuckey he was technically not sacked

    • @Peter_Griffaaa
      @Peter_Griffaaa 3 года назад +65

      he's had a farm for years right? got paid to not grow anything on it

  • @shubhankarpatil7033
    @shubhankarpatil7033 4 года назад +965

    “Shoo in Welsh”
    Jeremy Clarkson ladies and gentlemen.
    The world’s most intelligent man.

    • @mr.snaplles5964
      @mr.snaplles5964 4 года назад +60

      His genius is almost frightening

    • @ciaranMartin06
      @ciaranMartin06 4 года назад +14

      I'm Welsh but I can't speak Welsh😂

    • @cymrocam
      @cymrocam 4 года назад +6

      @@ciaranMartin06 google the Welsh Not and about how we've been suppressed due to our language and you'll know why.

    • @jamestodd1104
      @jamestodd1104 3 года назад +4

      Cameron Birt stop crying

    • @woutertje026
      @woutertje026 3 года назад

      Specifying things is for losers

  • @patrickbateman6682
    @patrickbateman6682 4 года назад +1055

    “I’ve trod on my spectacles” might be the most British sentence I’ve ever heard

    • @Hockstar97
      @Hockstar97 4 года назад +1

      69th like

    • @simonweston33
      @simonweston33 4 года назад +12

      I trod on my spectacles, not I’ve.

    • @Franklin.Ellesmere
      @Franklin.Ellesmere 4 года назад +1

      We do our best, what what

    • @lastnamefirstname9043
      @lastnamefirstname9043 4 года назад +7

      For me that goes to Clarkson referring to a river as "a motorway for water lorries"

    • @blackm4niac
      @blackm4niac 3 года назад +13

      nah, that'll be James saying "Crickey, it's the rozzers"

  • @camwipper
    @camwipper 4 года назад +544

    I’ve watched that ‘handbrake’ shatter Jeremy’s rear window probably 1000 times and it is still just as funny as the first time! “It’s going to be a scorcher! - [sounds of breaking glass]” 😂😂

    • @kylesoler4139
      @kylesoler4139 4 года назад

      I was waiting for that to happen.

    • @Tony-112
      @Tony-112 4 года назад +6

      I could watch all the old episodes and still laugh 🤣👍

    • @crazyd3mon968
      @crazyd3mon968 3 года назад +3

      I was physically in pain the first time I saw that because I was laughing so hard.

    • @borhemiusthewise3049
      @borhemiusthewise3049 3 года назад +1

      The best edit will always be "My genius is-well sometimes it's frightening" followed immediately by the breaking of the window

    • @EffingAndJeffing
      @EffingAndJeffing 3 года назад +7

      It's the moment when Hammond and May work it out for me 😂

  • @SuperCzaaarny
    @SuperCzaaarny 3 года назад +366

    "James, can I borrow your van?"
    Sometimes Jeremy's genius is almost frightening...

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 3 года назад +7

      It generates gravity

    • @RicardoD957
      @RicardoD957 3 года назад +8

      It's now so vast it has it's own atmosphere.

    • @SeektheLordsface
      @SeektheLordsface 2 года назад +1

      Shalom
      Philippians 1:6 Being confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ:/Inspiration+ Jesus, the word made flesh, has the highest claim to speak for God. Jesus, son of God, who suffered, died, and was buried for us, was also the mouth of God, the one who spoke to us, who, with His flesh and blood, guided us to heaven, eternal life and peace in His presence./Prayer+ Lord, guide me into Your heart. Hand over Your hand and take me, Your member in heart and spirit, and guide me into Your soul. God, take me over and enter me, into my heart and spirit. Fill me up with Your joy, presence,wisdom and love. Amen.

  • @helenalennon9528
    @helenalennon9528 4 года назад +1098

    You've got to love his persistance

  • @Jaidencharlotte
    @Jaidencharlotte 4 года назад +1578

    “What else is electrical in here?”
    *Not the exhaust manifold*

    • @Scotticus25
      @Scotticus25 4 года назад +62

      That line always cracks me up for some reason.

    • @Mark75yt
      @Mark75yt 4 года назад +11

      I thought they said “not the exhaust by default “😂

    • @chaos6839
      @chaos6839 4 года назад +16

      @@Mark75yt HOW?!?!🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mark75yt
      @Mark75yt 4 года назад +4

      Tired engineer idk that just what I always thoughts they said😂

    • @RedfishCarolina
      @RedfishCarolina 3 года назад +22

      Give the Germans time, there will be an electronic exhaust manifold.

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 4 года назад +1874

    Normal people: Uses a wrench to remove something
    500 IQ: “James, can I borrow your van?”

    • @lucabaicanescu
      @lucabaicanescu 4 года назад +10

      i diedddd

    • @MussMozem
      @MussMozem 4 года назад +3

      Ha ha

    • @S..527
      @S..527 3 года назад +18

      Imagine if top gear failed and you are going to a mot garage and Jeremy Clarkson worked there.

    • @isaacsrandomvideos667
      @isaacsrandomvideos667 3 года назад

      iBlewupthemoon yes

    • @isaacsrandomvideos667
      @isaacsrandomvideos667 3 года назад

      {Name Deleted} .... yes that’d be good and good.

  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly1535 4 года назад +577

    Toyota Pick-ups: Once working, you can't break them. Once burning, you can't extinguish them.

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol 4 года назад +30

      Land Rover: once broken, cant ever be fixed

    • @brodieclamp5090
      @brodieclamp5090 4 года назад +2

      @@hybridAbsol but it can be bodged into moving both forward and back once again

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol 4 года назад

      @@brodieclamp5090 i wont bother with it

    • @jacobwhite9961
      @jacobwhite9961 3 года назад +3

      What do Toyota hyluxes and electric cars have in common.
      When they set on fire they never go out

    • @lexithelab2721
      @lexithelab2721 3 года назад +1

      @@jacobwhite9961 you did not even spell “hyluxes” right it is hilux’s

  • @Junebug89
    @Junebug89 4 года назад +143

    Hammond and Mays reaction when they saw the window... amazing

    • @Blicky_47
      @Blicky_47 4 года назад +17

      They look at it for a second, look at clarkson, back at the window and just lose it

  • @ihavenoname4007
    @ihavenoname4007 3 года назад +70

    "Shoo in Welsh". Funniest f*cking thing i've heard all day, lol.

  • @AchingGibbon450
    @AchingGibbon450 3 года назад +51

    The scope of his engineering genius literally knows no bounds

  • @maxbroyden135
    @maxbroyden135 3 года назад +34

    “Hammers have their uses. I can think of one right now.” 😆

  • @ryanpearce1738
    @ryanpearce1738 4 года назад +108

    "how would you like to be a petrol filler cap" LMFAO that had me

  • @fazerunner8171
    @fazerunner8171 4 года назад +63

    8:53 “Ssssssstupidest idea in history” 😂

  • @luxither7354
    @luxither7354 3 года назад +77

    Jeremy is like a dad who just hits something and for some reason it works better.

    • @Phil_KaneONite_Wood
      @Phil_KaneONite_Wood 2 года назад +5

      The correct term is "Percussive Maintainance". 😉

    • @genericusername4579
      @genericusername4579 2 года назад

      reminds me of when I was a kid if a game I was playing on the PS2 froze then hitting the top of the PS2 unfroze the game.

    • @Violet_Knight
      @Violet_Knight 11 месяцев назад

      Meet the Engineer

  • @martindrler5053
    @martindrler5053 4 года назад +40

    7:01 best moment " shoooo......shoo in welsh xD

  • @razorramzan-inc
    @razorramzan-inc 4 года назад +503

    Hammond just won a new super fan. By immediately recognizing the risk posed by the shattered glass on road where locals walk bare feet. Humanity above anything else

    • @Elidan1012
      @Elidan1012 4 года назад +34

      I'm pretty sure it was something they had been briefed on, and he was just reminding them.

    • @razorramzan-inc
      @razorramzan-inc 4 года назад +20

      @@Elidan1012 best way to spoil the honors😂😂, you are right.

    • @ethanrodway4797
      @ethanrodway4797 4 года назад +21

      Razor ramzan at least he remembered to remind them😂

    • @razorramzan-inc
      @razorramzan-inc 4 года назад

      @@ethanrodway4797 sure thing.

    • @orange3567
      @orange3567 3 года назад +1

      Habari gani

  • @davisdesigns1153
    @davisdesigns1153 3 года назад +38

    Jeremy is like the special child that gets all the love.

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 4 года назад +47

    8:26 - 😆 when the dust blew past him.

  • @LiquidSandwich
    @LiquidSandwich 4 года назад +151

    I’m surprised that James, the one obsessed with doing things properly, was the one to come up with wearing the spectacles upside-down.

    • @greezer9716
      @greezer9716 4 года назад +29

      Practical solution! James at his best.

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 4 года назад +32

    Jeremy is the king of working three times harder than the work was itself avoiding the work.

  • @shreyassh3419
    @shreyassh3419 4 года назад +44

    6:19
    "That gives some time on our own, which is nice"
    Hammond's face: oh no

    • @jeffreyberry4780
      @jeffreyberry4780 4 года назад +6

      James said something similar in the race against the Mclaren Mercedes whilst they were on the ferry

    • @benzzodude
      @benzzodude 4 года назад +5

      JEFFREY BERRY also on their caravan holiday James said “I like it, it’s romantic” while he and Richard were technically sharing the same bed

    • @Jusuff
      @Jusuff 2 года назад

      Gets PTSD from the London to Oslo race

    • @whitewolf8051
      @whitewolf8051 2 года назад

      I think it was a running gag James would make relationship comments when they were together

  • @user-en1di5tn3j
    @user-en1di5tn3j 4 года назад +175

    It's actually hurting to see that Rolls Royce being ruined🤣

    • @kineuhansen8629
      @kineuhansen8629 4 года назад +4

      i agree with you

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 4 года назад +15

      Just be glad then that you didn’t watch what he did to the Rolls afterwards. 😆

    • @greezer9716
      @greezer9716 4 года назад

      Not really.

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 4 года назад

      He made of it a ceremonial offering to Keith Moon.

    • @Tcrumpen
      @Tcrumpen 4 года назад +16

      Well considering he drove it into a swimming pool, i'm fairly sure that ruined the car more than shoddy body work repair

  • @challenger2031
    @challenger2031 4 года назад +37

    No other trio can make top gear what it is unlike these guys. They are a match made in heaven. ♥️

    • @Trillock-hy1cf
      @Trillock-hy1cf 4 года назад +2

      Indeed, especially compared with the utter trash of the current TG....:)
      I watched it once when it first came out, and just seemed like Evans scampering about like an excited puppy with its tail on fire...
      Never watched it again.

    • @challenger2031
      @challenger2031 4 года назад +1

      @@Trillock-hy1cf the reason it was a success was because the hosts were in tune with their audience, they didn't try too hard to do something it was natural love and respect they had for their fans. What a team

    • @Trillock-hy1cf
      @Trillock-hy1cf 4 года назад +1

      @@challenger2031
      Indeed, and although I feel sympathy for Clarkson for punching that bloke after a days filming and finding no grub available, I disagree that the soft in the head PC brigade at the BBC were wrong in their decision, which ruined a perfectly good TV show that was very popular around the world, and I bet this 'new' version of it doesn't have half the audience. Maybe in America because they have the Yank on the show.....:)

  • @lsi3585
    @lsi3585 3 года назад +23

    His genius truly is frightening.

  • @afallenaspect1160
    @afallenaspect1160 4 года назад +23

    'Right that's got it'
    "Lights again"

  • @jonathansefcik473
    @jonathansefcik473 4 года назад +21

    I love how Top Gear/Grand Tour compilations have become their own RUclips category lately.

  • @sebastianbusch5013
    @sebastianbusch5013 4 года назад +126

    What else is electric in here? “Not the exhaust manifold”

  • @S..527
    @S..527 3 года назад +244

    Give a lazy men the hardest job, because he’ll find the easiest way to do it.
    0:56

    • @martinwulf7251
      @martinwulf7251 3 года назад +4

      Easy: yes, but not properly.

    • @S..527
      @S..527 3 года назад +11

      @@martinwulf7251 if you don’t care about it, it doesn’t have to look properly.

    • @michalkluka6527
      @michalkluka6527 3 года назад +5

      Well your prime ministering has worked out well for you then, hasn’t it?

    • @georgekurgansky5986
      @georgekurgansky5986 3 года назад

      Hammond won though lol.

    • @Tony-112
      @Tony-112 3 года назад

      @@michalkluka6527 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @neilmurphy845
    @neilmurphy845 4 года назад +14

    That van episode was one of the best along with the truck caravan and ambulance one

  • @dirtyejection5229
    @dirtyejection5229 4 года назад +8

    The log going through the back window was my all time favourite

  • @mog7501
    @mog7501 3 года назад +12

    I love how long it took for Hammond and May to see the shattered rear window. It was hilarious

  • @uzairshahid2588
    @uzairshahid2588 3 года назад +8

    @8:40 when James and Richard come to see what happened those few seconds of awkward silence just makes the clip even more funny...

  • @mishalalsubeai601
    @mishalalsubeai601 4 года назад +13

    “Most glorious and upright person of genius”

  • @rowanaboat4523
    @rowanaboat4523 4 года назад +134

    Jezz’ll fix it.

  • @firesonic1010
    @firesonic1010 3 года назад +5

    I love how hammond just busts into laughter once he realizes what happened.

  • @callumcjham4478
    @callumcjham4478 3 года назад +5

    JC - What else is electrical.
    JM + RH - Not the exhaust manifold
    Gets me every time.

  • @paul_109
    @paul_109 3 года назад +7

    The scene where Clarkson trys to extinguish his toyota always cracks me up

  • @8Clips
    @8Clips 4 года назад +22

    "Not the exhaust manifold"

  • @felixf5211
    @felixf5211 4 года назад +29

    When the biggest hammer won't fix the problem, it's electrical.

  • @jakenikolia1453
    @jakenikolia1453 4 года назад +9

    I love when james and hammond clue in on the broken window

  • @polarjet1833
    @polarjet1833 3 года назад +38

    No one:
    Clarkson: “only Americans would make car wax that you can eat’

  • @jsabbath01
    @jsabbath01 4 года назад +9

    07:16 genius so powerful he can park on a hill without a handbrake in order to deploy and then demonstrate his handbrake...

  • @abrayz3967
    @abrayz3967 3 года назад +12

    7:52 don't mind me just adding a personal timestamp

  • @caedlittler2149
    @caedlittler2149 4 года назад +25

    "How would you like to be a petrol filler cap?" Sounds like something you'd say to a fluffy off fluffy community

  • @jl_broker7574
    @jl_broker7574 3 года назад +1

    I remember the first time i heard "shoo in welsch". Laughed very, very hard at that

  • @Drax-z
    @Drax-z 3 года назад +2

    8:39 i love how they were looking at the log for the longest time trying to figure out why Jeremy stopped, until he pointed at the window and they both realized simultaneously

  • @Something_else12
    @Something_else12 3 года назад +12

    Sometimes my genius is... I t s a l m o s t f r I g h t n i n g .

  • @impact_8106
    @impact_8106 4 года назад +10

    The video should of been called Jeremy and his sophisticated tool kit 😂

  • @FARBerserker
    @FARBerserker 3 года назад +1

    That burning Toyota was so funny ^^

  • @AnimalZone-tv9id
    @AnimalZone-tv9id 3 года назад +3

    So through all of the time Jeremy Clarkson has been on tv and dvds...the total amount of time he has "fixed" anything has added up to about ten minutes...greeeeaaaatttt

  • @isaacschmitt4803
    @isaacschmitt4803 4 года назад +13

    Clarkson makes that garage look like it was meant for dolls. . .

  • @ROT4RYfc3s
    @ROT4RYfc3s 4 года назад +5

    Jeremy's 5 most infamous words.. *"how hard can it be?"*

  • @N00dle3ffect
    @N00dle3ffect 3 года назад +103

    Hammond and May: *looks at car*
    “What’s wrong with it?”
    *Clarkson points to clearly shattered glass*
    Hammond and May: *processes the giant hole for 5 seconds*
    “Oh, lol”

  • @highfuturamic
    @highfuturamic 4 года назад +25

    Shoo in Welsh

  • @vishal6133
    @vishal6133 3 года назад +1

    Jeremy : sometimes my genius generates gravity

  • @landonderbyshire6462
    @landonderbyshire6462 4 года назад +24

    Only Jeremy would taste car polish

    • @maeve9014
      @maeve9014 4 года назад

      "oh... tastes of car polish"

  • @andoryuu3936
    @andoryuu3936 4 года назад +8

    I forgot he actually ate a car wax. Good lord Jezza.

  • @redsock9378
    @redsock9378 4 года назад +2

    love these guys!

  • @danielaichinger9130
    @danielaichinger9130 2 года назад +2

    This could be a question in a quiz: "What can you fix with concrete, a piece of wood and a glove?"

  • @Ethan-Entah
    @Ethan-Entah 4 года назад +12

    5:38 & without a hammer in sight

  • @dyent
    @dyent 3 года назад +1

    9:30 the most impressive survival feat of that toyota hilux, more impressive than surviving being on top of a building that was demolished or drowning under the tide, is the fact that it survived Clarkson.

  • @pestilence_5.0
    @pestilence_5.0 3 года назад +3

    May and Hammond have too many "romantic dinners" with eachother 🤣

  • @dudeinadoughboy4327
    @dudeinadoughboy4327 3 года назад

    8:40 Love the way they both look up in unison, with that slight pause between "what the hell are you on about?" and "you utter pillock"

  • @catecoleman9852
    @catecoleman9852 10 дней назад

    😂 he was so proud of that log handbreak start

  • @mito-pb8qg
    @mito-pb8qg 4 года назад

    That second it took them to realize what had happened to the back window...priceless

  • @willfrancis9010
    @willfrancis9010 3 года назад +2

    James and Hammond: Tools
    Jeremy: H A M M E R

  • @mathewferstl7042
    @mathewferstl7042 3 года назад +1

    9:14 "after cleaning up my mess, we carried on through more CAR"

  • @Andrew-zo5po
    @Andrew-zo5po 4 года назад +3

    The clash bankrobber at 5:47

  • @ChoufornowProductions
    @ChoufornowProductions 3 года назад +1

    5:40 Me whenever I think the only way to fix what I wrote in pen is to just write over it.

  • @RockingKevin92
    @RockingKevin92 7 месяцев назад

    Sometimes i am astounded by Clarksons Genius

  • @Avenger460
    @Avenger460 4 года назад +6

    i hate it when a handbrake breaks an Hotel

  • @mikey52034
    @mikey52034 3 года назад

    🤣@8:40 "the moment they realized" best part!

  • @quicctrips
    @quicctrips 3 года назад

    “Shoo in welsh” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @barringtonbig9203
    @barringtonbig9203 4 года назад +3

    That concrete , a piece of wood and a glove worked. Its good

  • @FunkyBuddha81
    @FunkyBuddha81 4 года назад

    Jeremy is the one guy which is getting all the hard work, to find out the easiest way doing it xD

  • @dovlatheman8344
    @dovlatheman8344 2 года назад

    "Shoo in Welsh" 😂😂😂😂

  • @izzatramli8110
    @izzatramli8110 3 года назад

    5:41 when you fix something for the 1st time and it works

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads 11 дней назад

    His genius knows no bounds

  • @TERMINATIONBLISS08
    @TERMINATIONBLISS08 3 года назад +1

    British citizenship test:
    "What else is electrical in here?"

  • @Itiswhatitis638
    @Itiswhatitis638 2 года назад

    “Taste like car polish” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @declanisgaming2887
    @declanisgaming2887 4 года назад +4

    Sometimes my genius is... it’s almost frightening.

  • @bittitab5963
    @bittitab5963 2 года назад

    A Car Polish that you can eat? Sounds a lot better than 90% from the complete English Kitchen. LOL, Kind Regards from Vienna, Austria, Chris.

  • @jackmorgan5431
    @jackmorgan5431 4 года назад +1

    Applying the wax with his hand ahahah

  • @I_SuperHiro_I
    @I_SuperHiro_I 3 года назад +1

    7:35 lmfao that smug face.

  • @DPR178
    @DPR178 3 года назад +1

    7:02 Shoo in welsh.

  • @Pissedoffdetective
    @Pissedoffdetective 3 года назад

    Hammond's snort is the best...

  • @devravi7049
    @devravi7049 3 года назад

    james proving his smarts in the last clip

  • @fulumukwevho4744
    @fulumukwevho4744 4 года назад +4

    Shuuu in welsh 😂😂😂😂

  • @KSE828
    @KSE828 4 года назад +5

    I MENDED SOMETHING!

  • @SourSoup87
    @SourSoup87 3 года назад

    Oh the subtle sarcasm there, " Only the Americans would invent a car polish that you can eat" 😂😂😂

  • @tvogelzang4947
    @tvogelzang4947 4 года назад +4

    I am a engineer, this is some good shit

  • @njabulongubo611
    @njabulongubo611 2 года назад

    legend

  • @matteoorsini4099
    @matteoorsini4099 3 года назад

    "what else is electrical in here?"
    "Not the exhaust manifold"

  • @CZpersi
    @CZpersi 3 года назад

    It reminds me the Czech cartoon "Pat a Mat".

  • @Ace0fspades354
    @Ace0fspades354 3 года назад

    New drinking game; take a shot every time Jeremy "fixes" something with a hammer.

  • @AnthonyTristramMoore
    @AnthonyTristramMoore 3 года назад +2

    'Sometimes, if you listen very carefully, you can hear my genius.'
    --an oaf

  • @alyx6427
    @alyx6427 4 года назад +9

    Sometimes my genius, it’s almost frightening