BRO YOU HIT THE BOAT RAMP! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79st Boat Ramps
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- BRO YOU HIT THE BOAT RAMP! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79st Boat Ramps
Welcome to the Miami Boat Ramps channel. We are dedicated to bringing you all the craziness that goes on at the boat ramps in South Florida! Sit back and enjoy the show!
Ramps we currently cover: 79st (La 79!) / Black Point Marina / Haulover
We are working on adding 2 more ramps to the roster. Stay tuned!
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Good on that guy for trying to teach these girls. Taught my 16 year ird daughter a couple of years back now she showing up plenty at the ramp
My wife met me at the boat ramp with the trailer. I expected her to park and wait for me to back it down. To my surprise she backed it right down. It was her first time. She did it alone and the ramp was a tough one with a tight turn. She said she learned just by watching me. Impressed.
Very impressive. Not just her skills but your ability to choose women.
That is more than impressive! Gotta love a woman with skillzzzz
@Fates Messenger no. The best way to learn it to do it yourself.
You may want to keep that one around.
@@heraclitus6100 I have. She's a pearl beyond price.
I admire the confidence of that woman behind the wheel. She may have struggled (like we all did and still do) but she never gave up. She never got shy. She never turned it over to the dude. Confident women and water is a great catch.
Thank you!
Got to love the socks and flip flops!!! Only in Maimi
A handbag? On a JetSki? 😂😂
28th day......
The narrator pointed out the man with frosted tips, but allows sandal-socks to take the lead! Now we now why my man wouldn't just carry that trailer into the water! Dressed to kill!!!
@FIIK Bruh maybe have bad toe fungus... go "socks and flops"...
you never know, you might find a manatee that can break a $20
2:02 you're welcome !
Trailer hitch on a Cadillac, only in Miami🤣
I was thinking the same,no way I’m gonna put a hitch on my Caddy ..
Maybe because I didn't want to buy a truck for a little dinghy 👌
Thanks a lot guys. I was embarrassed by 6 people at the ramp for falling in....and just found out about 28,000 other people witnessed it too. Shhhhh! Let's keep it a secret. LOL.
That was me I’m the kid that waved at u
Ese tío es un locoteeee 😎
Time stamp?
Cardinal sin all around is not having dock lines coiled and ready.
And when they come in nose first instead of sideways
1. There is clearly a breeze across the dock. Manoeuvering a lightweight vessel with a relatively high freeboard would be tricky, even for an expert.
2. The shorter a trailer is, the more difficult it is to reverse.
3. A very low trailer can be invisible from the drivers seat. With my boat trailer, when empty, I deliberately weave slightly in reverse in order to keep a reference.
Girl taking a purse out boat is a sign that you need to move on to another girl.
They were skuhhh anks to the 9th degree. But that one had surprisingly low cellulite on the backside. I was impressed. They kind usually get sloppy on the edges, but it was kept up pretty tight along up to the rim and corners and what were we talking about again?...LoL, jk.
Anytime you see a boater wearing flip flops and socks at a boat ramp, it's not going to go well.
Doesn't even need to be at a boat ramp for it to not go well for "socks and flops"...
I wanna see some content with Broncos Guru launching and loading his boat.
He probably doesn't have a boat.
Who the phuck just spends everyday filming people at the dock???
@@michaelh7527 I'm stoked about it. Me and 65k others :D
That WOULD be fun! I sure would like to show off my own skills, but driving to Florida?
Boston whaler behind my Camry!
@@michaelh7527 he has a video where he takes over from a guy who spent a half hour trying to get down the ramp. He knows.
want to learn how to back up a boat trailer? don't practice at a boat ram, practice at a quite car park away from the sea and RUclipsrs lol
Want to learn how to spell? Don't practice on RUclips!!
@@fourfortyroadrunner6701 you must be the BONE HEAD boater of the week it seems
@@dantheman5222 yeah he's probably a blast at parties as well lol
@@AMSUDZ grins and chuckles lol
I learned how to back up a trailer at a boat ramp over 100 ft long since the water was low and never had to go forward to correct myself. Most people are capable of this. This is just the capability of people in Florida you are watching.
Would love to hear Ozzy Man give commentary on this lunacy.
I’ve been launching boats and jet ski’s for years and never had these problems. That being said, I’ve never tried in rough weather like you see at Haulover. Also, all my launching has been on the Great Lakes in Ontario and the ramp placement seems to be a lot better. I’ve never had to contend with current like most of these guys seem to be doing. For me the backing up a trailer has also never been an issue. As a youth I learned to back a hay wagon up a ramp into a hay loft. After that boat trailers are a piece of cake.
_MOST_ boat ramps in the rivers around the Great Lakes seem to be pretty sheltered from the currents, and we only have to really worry about a current coming from one direction, not nearly as much tidal effect!
Please tell us the water temp in July
The way that you explain what you see is like listening to a Mets V. Yankees game on the radio really intense but extremely funny.
The guy on the wave runner that was handed the purse was hilarious, he looked really confused.
That girl backing the small trailer with the Cadillac was not a nube. I’m sure she couldn’t see the trailer at all until it was really out of shape and she was backing using her mirrors. If she had a wide trailer she could back it in no problems and she needed to stop listening to the guy trying to guide her.
Thank you for your uplifting comments. It was my first time backing up the trailer.
Damn lady in the caddy had it honestly. I would blame the guy standing around poor teaching. She was good for what appears her first time!
Always helps me when ever possible to shift into Neutral if the ramp is steep enough.The weight of the boat and trailer helps to keep everything straight while backing down.
Thank you 🙏
The guy standing around, was wearing socks with sandals! Must be from Utah...
At least the guy was attempting to teach the girl how to dock a boat and load one up
are their any pros that come down to those ramps? I'd like to see some of those if possible. Great content as always
All the time!!!! I've seen guys launch 40' boats solo in less time it takes most of these yahoos to get onto the dock!
Check out one with Darcizzle in the title on this channel. She nailed a 200' backup with trailer around a corner.
@@charlieodom9107 i mean longer trailers are easier to back up with
@@hubbabubba2984 there are plenty of people who back up tiny trailers perfectly fine as well. It is actually harder at some of these ramps with large trailers due to the limited space.
Why doesn't this guy show the bigger boats? Maybe he saves those for his other channel...
5:45 ghost just enjoying his day with his friend
Practice makes perfect, the more you do it the easier it is,
It can be frustrating watching though. 🙂
That white Ford pickup in the lot is in EVERY VIDEO lol
My Daddy made us practice backing the trailer over and over down the driveway before we ever touched it with the boat on it. The first time he ever had me back it was at a saltwater fishing tournament. I was freaking out. 21ft boat I was a 18yo 110lb girl trying not to look like a idiot around all of those men. I also didn’t want to hold up the line for dropping the boats. Everyone was in such a hurry. I was very thankful for all of those lessons.
Can we talk about how big those tires are on that yellow Jeep 8:02
Gucci girl cracked me up
We need more than one vid a week dude!! These are my favorite.
Teal shirt is down! 79th never disappoints💯👍🏽🇺🇸
I love when people bring sedans to the boat ramp lol
The kid that was standing up that was me 2 years ago 😂😂😂
2:19- that's slim shady bro!
When reversing, I always tell myself to turn towards the problem. Helped me a lot getting my cdl . In other words, if the trailer is going left and you don't want it to, turn the steering wheel left
Used this when backing down my first time yesterday had to come back to the vid say thanks.
@@benjaminwittich6793 thats awesome thank you! This trick really helped me with keeping the trailer straight
Damn I learn a lot from these!
Water level was low for small vessels. This is where a keel guard comes in so you can just pull right up on the ramp.
Someone needs to teach people to dock!!!!
For most of these boats, the easiest way is to set the bow into the dock, then with the bow line attached loosely, back up the boat with steering full lock to bring the back around.
Alternatively, you can stern in, then forward full lock to bring the bow around.
RE: ..... Backing a vehicle and trailer at the ramp...........IF THE DRIVER CANNOT SEE THE TRAILER, OR SOME PORTION OF THE TRAILER, ALMOST ALL DRIVERS WILL FAIL..!!
Love the 79th street wobble.😀
Seriously, you bring a purse on a jet ski? SMH
Makes about as much sense as wearing a face mask out on the water!
Its amazing how many people cant pull up to a dock or back a trailer down a boat ramp..... 🤔🤷♂️🤷♂️
Only thing better then a purse on a boat is a trailer hitch on a Caddy.
teal shirt owns that boat no doubt
for those that have a car you have a towing eye on the front gat a spare one and weld a tow ball on it then when you get to the ramp find a safe place screw the tow eye/ball in swap the boat from the back to the front and away you go "EASY" hopefully
I'm up in Rochester, NY with a short boating season and till maybe this year didn't see people this bad at the boat ramp very often
Great stuff 👏 👍. Thanks Guru !!!
I suck at backing a trailer 😩
It gets easier with practice.
Good to know I'm not the only one.
I forgot what it is called, but what is the rope over the post 3 overlapping wraps boat knot.?
I always hated baking up with a trailer.
Another reason to pick a boat over a ski, compartments. None of which I'd let a Gucci bag in
Lol I looked away and looked back to see a jet ski floating by . I went back to watch again and it was getting a tow. I was like why didn’t he mention the runaway jet ski.
2:22 does this man have a piece of duct tape covering the massive gouge in his hull? No way
I had to go back and look, there's something there. I'll need to watch it on my projector instead of my phone when I get home.
I don't boat, but why not tie a little weight to the end of the ropes to make them easier to throw? It could even be a bean bag if you're worried about it scratching something.
Entertaining channel! You sound a little like the cart narc lol Keep up the great videos
Know what I think? He's always had to do all the work and felt unappreciated...so he's making them do some of it.
Teal Shirt is Down!
Love to laugh, keep up the go work
Man i would hate having all those jet skis around …
The San bar called death stop
Would like to see those falls replayed in slow mo just for grins :-)
I love your commentary LMAO
Why do some people assume that they have an SUV that it’s capable of pulling any boat of any weight up a boat ramp? While some of us are calculating weight of fuel and water to determine if my truck can tow a boat?
I am Brazilian! Quantas pessoas sem cordenação!
From my experience, when you are trying to teach someone to back up with a trailer just say "clockwise" or counterclockwise" for the steering wheel.. It worked great with my wife as I called from the boat. You notice that there are no Police around as about 90% of the captains are probably imapired......... There is not enough man power to deal with all of the drunks.....
yeah, I always shake my head when someone tries to "help" someone else back up and they say "to the right" or "no, to the left". It's like... the steering wheel or the back of the vehicle, or the trailer? If you listen to spotters talking to guys who are off-roading, they say "driver" or "passenger" referring to the direction to turn the wheels.
The most annoying thing is “everyone that has no experience on the boat, yell at the driver, what to do! “ I now yell back , STFU! Ladylike
They fact you do it femininely is what makes it funny. Good move.
Did anyone else notice the massive damage on the front of that highlighter yellow Yamaha PWC??? I thought the thing was going to start sinking...
2:18 Damnnn
Who wears socks with flip flops? 🤣
what r those!
Me!!! 😎 Not usually in public though, just to run outside for something or go drop the kids off somewhere.
Forget the purse why does she have long pants on to ride the jetski?
When he told her he had a jetski , she was used to the 20 footer type , hence the purse and pants
She didn't hear the word Ski and thought she was going for a flight on a jet.
3:33 can someone please tell me the brand of that tiny boat?
I hat wen they do the pull out lmao
I thought you made a really good call when you called interference. It's hard to concentrate when your worried what the boat next to you is going to do.
Isn't there a model of Lexus that will automatically back in and pull out the boat trailer? These guys need one.
What's up with all the lines having knots in them?
You dont have to be a trucker to do this but this is trucking 101 when backing up a trailer if you want it to get left you turn left if you want it to go right you turn right once you do it so many times its like knowing the back of my hand i dont care hoe bad the weather is i can put a 53 ft trailer in a 103 inch dock during gal winds without even thinking about it
That black dudes legs looked so damn thin compared to the rest
I had frosted tips for a while lol
Reversing a trailer takes some practice, but i really wonder if any of them have learned to use their wing mirrors?
What is a wing mirror? Help is always highly appreciated 🙏
@@msantanadiaz1 the mirror on the side of the car, often the door that face backwards
Thank you Joe. I've been trying and practicing I still suck at backing up thr trailer. Hopefully one day I'll become an expert. Thanks for your support 🙏
@@msantanadiaz1 the way i learnt was by going to a car park early in the morning, and using my mirrors only until i realised how to do it.
i bet you the croc loves these fools
A purse at the boat ramp can only mean one thing and it ain't good. Believe I'd have gone for the one w/o the purse. That's just me though.
the stereotype I can't mention about bad drivers is soooo true
8:15 the music in the background
Why is it so hard for these people to figure out. Tie off your bow line ,turn your motor towards the dock and put it in reverse.
Is it just me why dose no one have a front tow bar so they can see where the trailer is i'v two on mine
So many broken trailer lights in FL
7:33 Do I hear someone switching gears slowly?
What is a broncos guru?
I think all the Keyboard Captains commenting here are funnier than the video. Everybody’s an expert until they actually have to launch or dock a boat themselves.
Some people have no business out on the water, like why would she bring her purse with her to ride on a jet ski??
If she gets any spray on her face she'll reapply her makeup.
Why does it seem like they have a mid kleat?
Never seen so many people that shouldn't have a boat no clue how to drive or launch or retreive !!!!
For living in a state surrounded by water, people absolutely suck at backing in their boats.
Then we upgraded to a 28 ft sea hunt and my dad got better at docking
5:30 Americans say that we Latinos are brutes but here I see the opposite.
Brutes with boots 👢
burn the stores he loots
with a bikini jiggle
He scores, he shoots!
Anyone else saw the lifted keep at 7:28 dang that thing sexy
Teal shirt is down... hate that it happened but...
2:09
A big part of having a boating licence should be demonstrating you can back up with a trailer...WTF!
There’s no way I would be towing anything with an ATS...smh
These people should have to take and learn to backup a trailer and a basic boat operation class.