Come on Bro Out of the Way!!! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79st Boat Ramps
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
- Come on Bro Out of the Way!!! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79st Boat Ramps
Welcome to the Miami Boat Ramps channel. We are dedicated to bringing you all the craziness that goes on at the boat ramps in South Florida! Sit back and enjoy the show!
Ramps we currently cover: 79st (La 79!) / Black Point Marina / Haulover
We are working on adding 2 more ramps to the roster. Stay tuned!
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compressed gas airhorn, for safety
Dam straight
Some people have no business operating a vehicle while towing anything.
That's where having a _VERY_ loud air horn is handy with those a__holes on the mosquitoes (jet-skis).
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The guy taking out the bachelorette party is either going to have a hell of a day or a _HELLISH_ day lol
We always called jet skis “gnats”. They buzz around and annoy people. I didn’t mind them around the dock because I could politely push through them. But there were times they would get too close to my skier... then we’d have a discussion.
"Of the 3 he's the best option"
Damn near fell out my chair when you said that, I was thinking the same.
3:30. Using 150’ anchor line as dock line 🤣
Jet ski users: its all about ME.......common courtesy ?
Animal Planet Miami
That wasn't anchor line, maybe it was clothesline. I wouldn't tie up my dinghy with anything that light.
My parents taught me solo boat launch techniques and boat launch etiquette when I was 13 since I used to launch my boat and waverunner with my quad.
Even so I had enough common sense, respect for others and situational awareness that I wouldn't have needed someone to teach me to get out of the way.
buy jet ski and leave brain at home,i would of just set off
I want to see/meet one one off them next time I am there! Tough guys, want to be! Big muscles and no brain!
Just knock the hell out of them
What the actual F? Was the guy on the Ski doing, ON HIS PHONE??? F sakes! Put that thing away until you are out of the way!!! Sheesh!
He was doing it on purpose, too
@@RideAcrossTheRiver yeah I feel like they do it on purpose or or they think they're the only person that matters
I have skis but damn those guys pissed me off wtf they doing by the ramp?!?
Much less stress if you keep your boat at the marina.
Id like to see an episode that showcases highly skilled boaters at the ramp. Please.
Looks like there's quite a bit of people that need to see some of them videos too.
That kid that helped the hummer lower the boat in has my absolute respect
Fast foward the long trailer backups with some funny circus music.
Hi five to blond guy. If ya just sitting around offer to help. Dude showed true boating community spirit.
Thanks as always for the boats and the booties!
If your truck is lined up and your trailer is all cockeyed. Drive forward in a straight line until trailer is lined up, then reverse in a straight line.
Or one of the guys with him stands in front of the truck and gives him hand signals such as pull straight forward, back straight, turn left, turn right.
It isnt quite that simple. The trick is watch the side mirrors. If the trailer appears in one mirror you need to correct by steering down immediately on that side of the steering wheel....this keeps the trailer going straight. Tip from Australia.
Or just learn how to back up a trailer. Practice in a parking lot or something. Not at the boat ramp
Go to a quiet street and practice parallel parking it. If you can line it up on a curb, you can line it up at the dock.
@@AUmarcus The op is right though.
I have learned 2 very important things watching this video. Most of those people shouldn't have boats and not all women should wear thongs.
Bachelorette party- five women, 280 lbs of luggage.
This really is “the greatest show on earth”! 👍👍
1:50 ... That captain is very much qualified! Quick and efficient! Navigates that center console better than most jet ski owners.
The bigger boat has the right of way, just go and they'll move or get moved, and douchebag on the phone ignoring them would have got propped washed by me 😊 IDGAF
errr, that's not how it works, dude. Although in this case it just happens to be correct. I suggest you read up on the Admiralty Law...
As somebody who is passionate about riding my ski and also respecting othet boaters, i wouldve been screaming at that guy. What a fuckin asshat. Gives people that ride skis a worse image then we already have
Right or wrong, the rule of gross tonage always applies.
Stupid idiots in Miami with money 🤣😂🤣
@@AB-bg1or Yup, don't believe that? Smack an NFL linebacker and see what happens.
You guys should check out Marco island ramp right before the bridge. Or one of the naples ramps. Old people are great here 😂😂
For the last guy look out the back window and get some guide poles
Woy www, incredible.... where do these people learn to bavk trailers...incredible... thanks Broncos... always enjoy your videos..
These kids are on JETSKIS but are sitting on their phones.
When they're older they'll look back and remember all the fun they had posting .
I wish your videos were twice as long. Great stuff!
these people make boating look so hard. i promise i can back every one of those trailers first try. its so easy.
So nice to see some Sea Rays on the video today. Even that older model at 2:40. Looks to be a 70’s or early 80’s.
the way they back a trailer is a good example of how they operate the boat
Nice when folks help each other out. 👍👍
Major Infestation of Lake Lice at the Ramp
I haven't seen anybody slip or slide on the Dock. The Ramp though, appears to be slick
Nice video.👍👍👍👍
Is there anyone under 30 that isn’t looking at their F-ing phone 24/7?
Ya seriously. Your out on a pwc which is allot of fun. Enjoy it. Let alone drifting around the dock not caring about anyone around you. Pathetic dipsticks
@@PS-zw4yc : Big thumbs up 👍🏼
I'm looking at it right now!
I believe age has nothing to do with it. It all has to do with having zero self worth and needing to be into everyones business and thinking your business matters to others. I watch 50 year old women doing the same thing. But, you make an awesome point!
@@richardbeanii6662 the amount of people under 30 would outnumber people over 30 for phone usage is the point.
5:40 - Nice "shout out" to Redline in Myrtle Beach. Good folks there, with an A+ service department. Highly recommend.
Inconsiderate and inexperienced people at the boat ramps.
Starting to think the jet skis should have their own dock.
That is a fantastic idea. Safer too.
There are lakes in MO & KS that have just that. Hillsdale lake in KS has one of the best setups for PWC’s I have seen. Separate ramp, parking lot & the best is they have a nice sand beach right next to the ramp where you can setup & anchor on the beach or just off the bank. The entire area is in a no wake zone for at least a good 200 yards. I love going there if you ever get a chance I would check it out yourself.
Should have a chair umpire directing traffic
Miami boat ramp is great maybe it’s not long enough?
Great video. Jet skiers or PWC people are idiots! They have no boating etiquette!!! I'm a bass fisherman and have dealt with plenty of em in 30 years of fishing tournaments. They're CLUELESS! Your vid proves it! Nice work GURU. 👊🤙👍
Lol, when I saw your first sentence I knew you were a Bass fisher. I'm a Jet Ski rider and can't stand most fishermen so there ya go.
The irony of a fisherman calling someone out on etiquette hahahahahahaha
@@russellv6234 exactly
Not too difficult to tell I'm a bass guy when you look at my profile pic., so good observation and come back there! Maybe you 2... @Eric B. and @ Russell V. don't even know what a bass is? Maybe you've never fished before to understand and don't have a clue? When I'm fishing a body of water, there is plenty of OTHER open water areas for you to fly around on. Why in the F would "you guys" choose to race around me? I'm obviously casting toward the bank, 30 feet from it and here comes a PWC...he or she just has to run that annoying sounding, piss coming out the ass machine between me and the bank! Would that you piss you off? Where's the etiquette there? If you were fishing for thousands of dollars and I come flying by between you and the bank, you can't tell me you wouldn't get freakin angry! I guess you have to be a fisherman to F'N understand it? I suppose it depends on every fishermen's past experiences with PWC'S? I'm sure you guys are nice guys, and I understand cruising around in a PWC is fun. I've done it, but I guarantee you that I'm not the only fisherman that shares my opinion....🤙👊
@@NickWitkowskiFishing I love that you wrote out that entire paragraph and completely missed the point. It's kind of impressive actually.
First dude backed that boat out through traffic with skill! 😎
I thought I knew what hell was until I saw the Miami boat ramp
-trim up
-face away from jet skier
-floor it
-trim down
Man the Jet Skies would of gonna a simple splash from me for sure raise that motor and show then some saltwater for taste
either you are launching or leaving but you need to get away from the dock.
The guy on the ski on his phone ,
Real rocket scientist Lol
Growing up on a farm it blows my mind how no one can back a trailer, hahahahaha
It doesn't stop there. 🤪 More money than brains.
@@Betterifitsfree it would be fun to let these idiots try to back up a hay wagon.
@@pauljackson3847 that would be unfair 😁 I'd be happy just to see them back up.
@James Patton , Yes, country folks are such great drivers. They are experts at pulling out of their driveways in front of someone else and then going 10 to 15 mph below the speed limit.
Backing up a trailer is easy once you have gotten it down. The problem is people come to boat ramps and they haven't master it yet. You should learn how to do it before you come to the busy boat ramp and even then invite your friend that is good at it, so that he or she can help you or if needed back it up for you (there is no shame in admitting someone is better at doing something than you, especially if it is true.). Now to be fair backing up an empty single jet ski trailer can really be a pain, those things sometimes seem to have a mind of their own.
Ski. Those things are like gold right now. 😫
Okay the white hummer looks sick tho
Nothing screams "I'm a douche" more than that SUV @ 4:20
They buy boat... launch them... sit at the dock all day showing off. What a life.
You're right, no one on a boat ever does that.
@@ericb6508 right sorry I meant watercraft lol
4:54 Like a Boss!
So many one break light trailers!
PWCs should have their own launch ramps
"of the three, he was the best option" gold!
Sounds like I’m watching a golf game with the Commentary lol
@5:47...That's definitely the rear dock!😛
There is nothing like setting up in front of a school of Tarpon or redfish and someone on a jet ski looking for attention comes and starts doing circles around you. I've hooked a few but they've always straighten my hooks or have had to cup the spool so I wouldn't lose my line, I need stronger braids and one of those big weighted trebles
A spark plug is quick to clip on the line, and you can cast an amazing distance with the weight of it. When smacking it off the jet ski it leaves a wonderful nasty gouge. And if you hit them in the head it doesn’t seem to have much effect 😀
That guy coming in hot was trying to be Captain Ron.
LOL
4:40 boy gets close to being ran over by Dad's trailer. But at least he has his mask on...🤦♂️
That SeaRay takes me back a few years
I have one identical. Always in fresh water, 29yo, still going strong.
Like a glove 😂
Guy on the jetski texting his boyfriend
They're not called Jet Fleas, for nothing.
LOL
Kind of like the fisher ass boats
Sound like someone who doesn’t own a wave runner..
In the sale of boats (in this case, Jet skis) should come with a manual of good manners and common sense, because really many need it. Where there is common sense and respect from both parties, harmony prevails among people ... Thanks for the video...
Looks like hell right here on earth
That guy that came in hot he's an old naval captain laugh out loud he was badass
One thing I will never understand is why people think they need such a long line for docking. 8-10 is plenty. I also don't think you need to use a bow line, or a stern line at all at the dock. One 8-10 line tied off to the mid cleat is all you need. Keep in mind, it's just a temporary line until you fetch the trailer.
at 4:00 the bass boat forgot to take his rear straps off LMFAO because he was in such a hurry to get down that slot
This is what air horns are for
Tar and feathers for all obstructors.
3:06 big man on the boat.. I myself am a big man, and hope nobody thinks ill of me being on the water.
The only people who don't hate jet skiers, are jet skiers.
7:32 I had such high hopes. He had it, cut the wheel to the right, the trailer would straighten out. Then, NOPE, 4 seconds later, 7:36 he cut the wheel back left. And, if he's the best option, they are not going to live easy lives.
1:29 Damn if he had turned that wheel to the left and gave that bunch of revere thrust he would have landed it perfectly.
Man if only I could say the words...
Cesspool
lol.
You can . fuck their feelings .
@@RW-bt6ex Who do you mean when you say "their"?
@@ladyruler9585 ... Those inconsiderate fools on the jet skies . They think Their better than everyone . We all shit the same . There are rules to abide by at the boat ramp we follow and it was obvious they didn't get the memo .
2:11 I’ve never seen a manatee driving a boat before..
I would look like the Captain Sully of the Seas in Miami
pwc rider they are just at another level lol
As a limo driver, I can confirm that the guy taking out the bachelorette party will NOT be having a good day.
that guy with a the bachelorette party is nuts, a boatload of drunk women? Literally? Insanity.
More examples why jetskis should be targets for ramming
If the car's straight and the trailer not quite so, then get out of the car, pull the trailer across until it's aligned with the boat. Attaching bow and stern lines and fenders before getting to the jetty is a good idea as well.
learning how to back a trailer is important and needs to be learned. it was a pickup. not a car.
@@harleyhawk7959 I agree, it is a difficult art until you have got the knack of it, and whether a saloon, station wagon or ute, reversing without a boat on the trailer is difficult. But blocking a boat ramp at a busy time for 15 minutes whilst trying to get the trailer straight might not be the best time to practice.....
Is there anyone else out there like me, who are yelling at their computer/phone saying: turn left, left or turn right, right whatever they need to do ? I'm gonna stroke out ! lol !!!!!
The skis were all over the place near the skyway on Saturday too
The problem isn't the jet skis just the people riding them
It should be mandatory that people who purchase anything that has to be towed behind your vehicle must take a class on hauling and backing up LOL
I can’t figure out why these videos are so addicting
A feeling of superiority is a wonderful thing
Just back the dam thing up , they'll move!!!
Good day and bachelorette party do not belong in the same sentence ... unless the sentence goes something like this: "I was having a good day and then this bachelorette party showed up!"
Keep up the good work
Of the three, he is the best option!!🤣🤣🤣
For future info, the woman was sliding down the ramp, not the dock. A dock is above water, ramp is under or before the water.
You would think those scaly feet on those leg stumps would give her some traction 🤭😳
@@paulhunter9613 With that attitude you probably never get laid.
1:17 to 2:03. I couldn't really hear it but, how did he come in again?
It's all the line or none!
Looked like a full moon.
Let’s face it, we all hate jetski’s. It’s just not boating
Love your videos
The Ski's esp the 2021's are hard to find, I was able to grab mine the day OF it's arrival of a 21 GTX 300 and OMGGGGGGG the color scheme this year is INSANE ... weather in Texas has been insane so haven't been able to hit the water yet but did pick up about 10 things /add on mods i'll hope to be posting up soon including 1st ride :) my 1st inspiration was your Video 7 reasons to have PWC
Most of the problems are the jet skis. Does Florida require any kind of mandatory water safety instruction, like rules of the road or courtesy?
TJB- Typical Jet-skier Behavior
Skiers should be curteous and move my hubby would have been yelling at them to move