Magic Trick with a Silver Plate

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[@70icedtea50]

POV: Dad walking in on me cooking a 3 course meal at 4 am

[@anysimmers8702]

I did that to my son the other night. Doesn't bother me he's going to make some food, but let the poor pacing dog out ffs😤

[@rempseaheinamies9414]

Stove is still warm. There must be a cooker about.

[@madeiraislander]

@@rempseaheinamies9414 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

[@TheShanicpower]

”AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK… IS *THIS* YOUR GUARD?”

[@GilbertTheWeird]

You should feel proud of yourself for making that joke. Good job, buddy!

[@PepperBeefSoSpicy]

"YOU DIRTY LITTLE FILCHER!"

[@vectro4284]

THIS IS THE PART THAT YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH

[@BaldwinVoice]

"Plate's still warm, must be a killer about"

[@TextualDeviant]

"Bowl... milk!? Milk's still warm! Must be a killer about."

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

Actual jumpscare holy shit

[@hyouka_unforgiven]

"Are you winning, citizen? (son)"

[@whoeveriam0iam14222]

fighters guild? more like hiders guild

[@vectro4284]

🥁

[@matheoandre8349]

Impressive trick. I like how the combat music started as soon as the plate revealed Mr porter

[@squashedeyeball]

The music change!
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead!

[@oujimandias6485]

Indeed most of the Fighters Guild's Porters are as scary as Chilla's Art characters

[@johnwrong9976]

If i was watching this on a bigger screen besides a phone, this would've scared me

[@Jonnesi]

This is gold.

[@Sindraug25]

Silver.

[@zinkin_sad]

PLATinum

[@neofox.]

I hate the porters in the Fighter's Guild. Always following you around. Sometimes I set a crime bounty on them and watch the carnage unfold.

[@mussicanttakegreece7296]

I hate those guys, like, I'm the Fighters Guild Champion what gives? Here take this frenzy spell and have your fellow guildmates kill you.
I think the Unofficial Patch makes them stop following you around.

[@ArmoredPorcupine]

STOP

[@spicytangou]

jumpscare warning at 0:09

[@hippieduck]

A timestamp to one specific second out of ~five (assuming it happens at the end) during autoplay? If anyone decided to read the comments preemptively, found this warning, and urgently acted before it reached second nine - make yourselves known! Genuinely interested.

[@theendlesstalker4346]

I ACTUALLY DID A SPIT TAKE, HOLY FUCK, THIS CAUGHT ME OFF SO GUARD

[@Bloodletter8]

"Off guard" nice

[@Lellopastorello]

What game is this, seems fun

[@authorofgriz]

Oblivion. The fourth installment in the Elder Scrolls series. Was my first, and I would play just as much of it as I do Skyrim.
(If this was a joke, I missed it because I lack certain levels of understanding.)

[@Lellopastorello]

Not a joke, I never actually played Skyrim nor oblivion, call me crazy but i thought they were the same game but with different names.@@authorofgriz

[@authorofgriz]

@tonicolella8304 Sure, I can sorta see that. Bruma, in the north of Cyradiil, is exactly Skyrim life, akin to Windhelm or Dawnstar. There's a beautiful art direction in Oblivion, though the AI is laughable. I'd recommend doing it's main quest or, if you have Skyrim but not Oblivion, look for the books about the Oblivion Crisis, the Life of Uriel Septim, and similar. I think there's a book about Mannimarco, the necromancer, too.

[@Lellopastorello]

got it, Thank you for your suggestions! @@authorofgriz

[@greetingsargonian]

@@Lellopastorello you absolutely should play both! the elder scrolls are endless fun

[@sakamotodesu4650]

stoppppp

[@Kriinorium]

Was this supposed to be funny?

[@mmackey1951]

Am I supposed to be impressed?
HYAHA!

[@TheShanicpower]

This is the part where you fall down and LAUGH to death!

[@Kriinorium]

@@mmackey1951 cringe

[@Kriinorium]

@@TheShanicpower cringe

[@GilbertTheWeird]

Thanks, Jeff.

[@33connorkenway33]

Where did he come from lol

[@CyberZombie]