I'm afraid your journey ends here, traveler.

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  • @Calmputer
    @Calmputer 3 года назад +10906

    "There's no problem, is there?"
    Translation: "You saw nothing."

  • @GlitchedBlox
    @GlitchedBlox 4 года назад +3584

    *"T H E R E ' S N O P R O B L E M I S T H E R E ?"*

    • @StillGotTheMove
      @StillGotTheMove 7 месяцев назад

      𝗬 𝗘 𝗦 𝗗 𝗘 𝗙 𝗜 𝗡 𝗜 𝗧 𝗘 𝗟 𝗬

    • @maxwellquipey1
      @maxwellquipey1 6 месяцев назад +9

      *"n o"*

  • @enrnle12-18
    @enrnle12-18 2 года назад +18781

    "I'm afraid your journey ends here, traveller."
    Intimidation: 0
    "There's no problem, is there?"
    Intimidation: 100

  • @SodaMazing2
    @SodaMazing2 2 года назад +5259

    You know you've played too much Oblivion when nothing in this video seems out of place

    • @happyhour5419
      @happyhour5419 2 года назад +55

      I never played this game yet i got this meme recommended to me by yt.

    • @nyquillusdillwad9119
      @nyquillusdillwad9119 2 года назад +100

      This is exactly how I remember the game

    • @Shanyae9
      @Shanyae9 2 года назад +14

      Wait, was there something out of place?
      I didn't play the game but I don't see anything weird in it...

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 2 года назад +61

      _There’s no problem, is there?_

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 года назад +2

      Ryuko...

  • @wubba_lubba_dub_dub
    @wubba_lubba_dub_dub 3 года назад +13695

    I feel like the “there's no problem is there?” is more of a threat than a question.

    • @chrisgould101
      @chrisgould101 3 года назад +670

      He just murdered two people and a skeleton and is asking this

    • @dopplesoddner2899
      @dopplesoddner2899 3 года назад +360

      You didnt see anything.

    • @zeroxmachina
      @zeroxmachina 3 года назад +173

      It's all in the tone.

    • @JDMatthias
      @JDMatthias 3 года назад +40

      You should check your answer with Brain.
      He should know

    • @danielandrews1801
      @danielandrews1801 3 года назад +27

      @@chrisgould101 How can you murder a skeleton? LOL!

  • @ivangota
    @ivangota 3 года назад +22593

    "The Gold Road should be a little safer for now"
    Turn around and see a ghost, a skeleton and other 3 humans killing each other. Yep, defnetly is safer now.

    • @Francesca-nj3jj
      @Francesca-nj3jj 3 года назад +1251

      They said a little, not completely

    • @animandala8856
      @animandala8856 3 года назад +706

      @@Francesca-nj3jj then, i imagine How this road was before

    • @davidarnold9324
      @davidarnold9324 3 года назад +147

      Never take the Gold Road!

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 года назад +92

      @@animandala8856 the gold road was ww3

    • @cewapaiget5734
      @cewapaiget5734 3 года назад +152

      The horse boredly walking through it all

  • @sablebranwen2539
    @sablebranwen2539 3 года назад +1731

    Some people see the Oblivion AI as a bizarre trainwreck. I see it as a stroke of comedic genius.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 2 года назад +98

      I think it’s extremely safe to say Oblivion has the most entertaining NPCs out of any game xD

    • @nika4843
      @nika4843 Год назад +4

      Same! I wouldn't have it any other way.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Год назад +60

      “Some may call it junk. Me, I call it treasure” 💰

    • @calebk9934
      @calebk9934 Год назад +33

      It's a stroke all right.

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 Год назад

      I don't care what they say about the AI, it made my playthrough worthwhile.

  • @naruswifu4387
    @naruswifu4387 3 года назад +730

    The way she kept laughing and screaming "DIE" confidently as she fights back but then goes completely silent after her company got killed and stood there like🕴 got me WHEEZING

  • @irritationnation6122
    @irritationnation6122 4 года назад +24025

    If this is safer, then I can’t even imagine how dangerous the gold road was.

    • @darthcannabris5406
      @darthcannabris5406 4 года назад +512

      Honestly maybe you’ll see a deer if you’re lucky.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 4 года назад +201

      Darth Cannabris it’s infested with swine in my game

    • @darthcannabris5406
      @darthcannabris5406 4 года назад +48

      Jonathan Wells Gonna need proof ASAP.

    • @MrTreoni
      @MrTreoni 4 года назад +95

      @@darthcannabris5406 Yup. Some deer or maybe an imp that wandered too far from his Daedric Gate.

    • @RandomYoutubeWatcher89
      @RandomYoutubeWatcher89 4 года назад +10

      😂

  • @coolguy7742
    @coolguy7742 5 лет назад +24154

    Your free trial of being alive *_has ended_*

    • @MrCat-zz5eo
      @MrCat-zz5eo 5 лет назад +410

      Would you like to purchase WinRAR?

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 5 лет назад +158

      EA in a nutshell

    • @wanderingaround4175
      @wanderingaround4175 5 лет назад +15

      @@crashpal lol

    • @EE-ed6fz
      @EE-ed6fz 5 лет назад +144

      That is the message you get when you become an adult.

    • @dabi6075
      @dabi6075 5 лет назад +49

      @@EE-ed6fz Except for anti-vaxxers' children, they get that message the moment they are born

  • @fpbaby8513
    @fpbaby8513 2 года назад +797

    “The Gold Road should be a little safer now…”
    Famous last words 😂😭😭

  • @ohkurwa5187
    @ohkurwa5187 2 года назад +340

    That skeleton missing all of his attacks and then suddenly disappears, this is so chaotic. I love it

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa 7 месяцев назад +21

      “My work here is done!”
      “But you didn’t do anything.”

    • @esbiem653
      @esbiem653 5 месяцев назад +10

      probably because Mr Guard killed its necromancer. Same happens for the ghost, disappears once the conjurer lady is killed.

    • @Kloseqq
      @Kloseqq Месяц назад +2

      ragequit

  • @3rdworldvictimyouvebeenlie817
    @3rdworldvictimyouvebeenlie817 4 года назад +5833

    "The Gold Road should be a little safer for now."
    *The Gold Road:*

  • @kinggiddius3053
    @kinggiddius3053 3 года назад +3343

    "There's no problem, is there?"
    "NO SIR."

    • @nathanielmiller5813
      @nathanielmiller5813 3 года назад +3

      What are you talking about

    • @123meanderer
      @123meanderer 3 года назад +48

      @@nathanielmiller5813 KingGiddius was answering the question asked by the soldier at the end of the video clip. It was a witty answer, it seemed to me. It reminds me of that saying by EB White, “Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.”

    • @icedtease1973
      @icedtease1973 3 года назад +13

      @@123meanderer That's a good analogy.

    • @Ruby...X
      @Ruby...X 3 года назад +1

      @@icedtease1973 lmao

    • @jakey........
      @jakey........ 2 года назад +7

      *staring straight ahead sweating profusely*

  • @Donniedrako
    @Donniedrako 3 года назад +937

    “We’ll remain here and clean things up”
    *walks away then fucking dies*

    • @jatoarkanen4435
      @jatoarkanen4435 2 года назад +76

      "I'll clean things up"
      "THEN CLEAN WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 2 года назад +24

      _There’s no problem, is there?_

    • @ythandlename
      @ythandlename Год назад +18

      She sacrificed her life so you wouldn't be worried about her. But alas, I feel nothing.

  • @rodracob
    @rodracob Год назад +1983

    I'm afraid your journey ends here
    👁 👁
    👃🏻
    👄 *t r a v e l e r*

    • @zinkin_sad
      @zinkin_sad Год назад +28

      🤣

    • @Sun-God2
      @Sun-God2 Год назад +31

      💀💀💀
      👁️ 👁️
      👃
      👄

    • @machoman6969
      @machoman6969 11 месяцев назад +26

      👁️ 👁️
      👃
      👄 * Agh Woo huh ahh*

    • @sylenah6623
      @sylenah6623 11 месяцев назад +2

      Nuuuuuuu XD

    • @Mustadio
      @Mustadio 8 месяцев назад +2

      My god this made me giggle more than it should have.

  • @OverlordFlinx
    @OverlordFlinx 5 лет назад +44325

    "There's no problem is there?" Is code for "They'll never believe you"

    • @chimaeraarts
      @chimaeraarts 5 лет назад +1627

      Okay, I believe you.

    • @muxperience
      @muxperience 5 лет назад +310

      @@chimaeraarts carry noooooo

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 5 лет назад +1263

      Of course not sir. It’s as fine as any other day.
      *turns to leave slowly, shaking worse than an imperial deciding to streak in Skyrim during winter*

    • @franklynt9499
      @franklynt9499 5 лет назад +276

      This made me laugh more than it should have.

    • @truly-oni3945
      @truly-oni3945 5 лет назад +203

      This game has not aged well

  • @liminaloner
    @liminaloner 4 года назад +5375

    "I'm afraid your journey ends here."
    *Journey continues*

  • @bearok89
    @bearok89 2 года назад +129

    I love the moment at 1:02 when he kills the first dude and turns around slowly and the girl just pauses and realised she fucked up

  • @xymyan
    @xymyan Год назад +183

    Just a friendly reminder not to dare oppose the might of the Imperial Legion. Dude literally 1v4'd two battle mages, a skeleton and a ghost

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 5 месяцев назад

      I kicked their ass as a Stormcloak once.

    • @nullifye7816
      @nullifye7816 29 дней назад +1

      @@shadestrider1033 that's after they got watered down by bethesda thats not canon imo

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 26 дней назад +2

      @@nullifye7816 Oh come on, Skyrim is not canon but that stupid excuse of a Mannimarco in this game is?

  • @Birdseed99
    @Birdseed99 4 года назад +24062

    “There’s no problem is there?”
    Suddenly this line went from concern to threat

    • @amdkdr
      @amdkdr 4 года назад +254

      Your picture is super relevant.

    • @ReapersLove69
      @ReapersLove69 3 года назад +65

      *Fear*

    • @dhanushnayak
      @dhanushnayak 3 года назад +22

      You humunculi

    • @totty2524
      @totty2524 3 года назад +128

      Defund the imperial legion

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 3 года назад +145

      "iam afraid your journey ends here, Traveler" Nah
      "there's no problem is there" FEAR

  • @hoesmad1456
    @hoesmad1456 3 года назад +16059

    No phones in sight, just people living in the moment!

  • @confustled
    @confustled 2 года назад +48

    I love the way the horse is sulking away at 1:03 like "He does this every time 😞"

  • @PhantoMace2012
    @PhantoMace2012 2 года назад +92

    The dramatic zoom-in with every abrupt conversation always makes for comedy gold.
    The uglier the face, the more effective the hilarity too.

  • @Manic_Entropy
    @Manic_Entropy 4 года назад +6863

    0:41 That's the sound of a "Goodbye" from someone who knows they're about to die.

    • @0.5views79
      @0.5views79 4 года назад +402

      She died in a safe road by a guard who killed her in the presence of a skeleton and a ghost...
      WTF

    • @reiisonfireAE
      @reiisonfireAE 4 года назад +23

      Lol

    • @kirillassasin
      @kirillassasin 4 года назад +34

      “CHANGE DA WORLD, MY FINAL MESSAGE, GOODBYE”

    • @unicornsparkleswirl7564
      @unicornsparkleswirl7564 4 года назад

      @@speedytypermananswers5551 😏

    • @masterwolfgaming3436
      @masterwolfgaming3436 4 года назад

      @Professional Keyboard Warrior Why are you fighting so much about it? If you really wanted him to stop, you shouldn't have tried to drag it on.

  • @mariutunio
    @mariutunio 3 года назад +22882

    "There's no problem, is there?" the guard asked *calmly*

    • @andy_dog
      @andy_dog 3 года назад +10

      @Gabriel 2020 u

    • @Halo1138
      @Halo1138 3 года назад +396

      Nope! No problem! Have a nice day, sir!
      Ha-ha...

    • @ravigarlay8666
      @ravigarlay8666 3 года назад +403

      "Did ja put your name in the Goblet of fayaa"',Asked Dumbledore clamly.

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 3 года назад +228

      He wasn’t asking, he was telling you.

    • @captainsnakeye4495
      @captainsnakeye4495 3 года назад +6

      i dont get the joke

  • @Zalazaar
    @Zalazaar 2 года назад +122

    My favourite moment in oblivion was fast travelling to a random camp in the wilderness and finding a bear chasing a bandit that's chasing the countess of Bravil in the middle of the night.

    • @zachary7897
      @zachary7897 3 месяца назад +4

      How did the countess end up outside the castle?

    • @Zalazaar
      @Zalazaar 3 месяца назад +5

      @@zachary7897 I still have no idea

    • @SaShA6572
      @SaShA6572 Месяц назад +1

      @@zachary7897 Leyawiin countess travel to Chorrol countess, it's her mom, near 14 each game month, so yeah, she can. Bravil not have countess, dude is lier.

  • @SharapovaFan
    @SharapovaFan 10 месяцев назад +7

    "YOU DARE OPPOSE THE MIGHT OF THE IMPERIAL LEGION?!"
    said the guard as he proceeded to slaughter Hermione, Ron, Casper and Skeletor.

  • @cakemix5877
    @cakemix5877 4 года назад +21264

    He killed all of them, then casually walked up to you and asks if you got a problem.
    That’s an alpha if I’ve ever seen one.

    • @KitsGravity
      @KitsGravity 4 года назад +857

      He then happily went on with his day as if nothing happened

    • @mrjameshendry
      @mrjameshendry 4 года назад +460

      What a Chad!

    • @abigmood3389
      @abigmood3389 4 года назад +95

      Cringe

    • @KnightLightXL
      @KnightLightXL 4 года назад +111

      @Swan so?

    • @Papa_Straight
      @Papa_Straight 4 года назад +134

      @Swan is killing women more illigal than men is that what ur saying?
      Than give me ur address and i will bust ur sorry ass

  • @CoucouMachinchouette
    @CoucouMachinchouette 5 лет назад +4748

    If you got to travel, by the Nine Divines, stay off the roads! It's the guards, you see...

    • @Foreststrike
      @Foreststrike 5 лет назад +206

      I can't travel anywhere!
      There's Imperial Foresters as well!
      They patrol the forests!
      They don't obey the roads!

    • @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS
      @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS 5 лет назад +1

      dude

    • @francovers22
      @francovers22 5 лет назад +2

      Stay off the Gold Road

    • @yukiharu1743
      @yukiharu1743 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂💀

    • @biax6642
      @biax6642 5 лет назад +4

      Nine you mean the eight?

  • @kingofbel6499
    @kingofbel6499 2 года назад +65

    To be fair, she losing the fight in a non scripted way is very immersive.

  • @coyote4326
    @coyote4326 2 года назад +21

    When the Imperial Legion trains it's Legionnaires so well that your average soldier on road patrol can single handedly take down two college trained Battlemages.

  • @thetricksterpill
    @thetricksterpill 3 года назад +3055

    "We'll remain here and clean things up"
    Fucking *Dies*

    • @zhouwu
      @zhouwu 3 года назад +58

      At least you didn't fail the quest.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 3 года назад +28

      I fucking read your fucking comment. It was fucking insightful.

    • @ochmus
      @ochmus 3 года назад +26

      They’re just chasing her to the afterlife to kick her ass

    • @iNF3RNALviDEOS
      @iNF3RNALviDEOS 3 года назад +14

      As she ran into battle, a tear falling down her cheek, knowing of her immanent demise, the words of goodbye being her last.

    • @andrewjack31
      @andrewjack31 2 года назад +2

      Well clearly the clean up job was a tougher task than expected. I mean the main character didn't fancy it either did they?
      "No problems here mate. I'll be on my way."

  • @The_Evilman47
    @The_Evilman47 5 лет назад +6239

    "The road should be safer now"
    The road: wait there is more

    • @dolsopolar
      @dolsopolar 4 года назад +99

      There is another

    • @willhe652
      @willhe652 4 года назад +21

      The elder scrolls: Groove street

    • @WanderingLoner1
      @WanderingLoner1 4 года назад +2

      @@willhe652 *Grove street

    • @acid133
      @acid133 4 года назад +1

      @@WanderingLoner1 Groove Street*

    • @kidcarri
      @kidcarri 4 года назад +2

      @@acid133 Grove Street*

  • @rottyonamac
    @rottyonamac 2 года назад +12

    0:52 That laughing is pure gold.

    • @Loxias1989
      @Loxias1989 8 месяцев назад +1

      😅😅😅

  • @marijuana_smoker
    @marijuana_smoker 2 года назад +88

    Oh Man... the ending was hilarious... Oblivion is still the best comedy game of all time

  • @legatomodi3522
    @legatomodi3522 5 лет назад +10656

    "the road is safe now" immediately a no sided brawl busts out between imperial guard, a college guard, a skeleton and a ghost all trying to be the last one alive.

    • @SangerZonvolt
      @SangerZonvolt 5 лет назад +607

      Honestly the unintentional emergent stories of this game were the best. Once had an assasin try to kill me during the final showdown who was then killed by the endboss.

    • @jappa4977
      @jappa4977 5 лет назад +119

      ghost and skeleton were summoned by the mages, and the summon is temporary. summons also die when the summoner dies.

    • @mirellynascimento7013
      @mirellynascimento7013 5 лет назад +250

      A ghost and a skeleton trying to be left alive
      Death: Am I a joke to you?

    • @lennysummers6519
      @lennysummers6519 5 лет назад +18

      Your Avatar looks like the woman in the thumbnail

    • @Kurgster13
      @Kurgster13 5 лет назад +37

      This comment feels like these individuals could just walk into a bar

  • @theparabolachampion6757
    @theparabolachampion6757 4 года назад +4722

    I know that guard. He walks around the arena once awhile. Eyeballing me.

    • @timmyadams234
      @timmyadams234 4 года назад +59

      Tell em he's youtube famous!

    • @ChocolateWhispersx
      @ChocolateWhispersx 4 года назад +56

      Sounds like the adoring fan has his very own secret fan (the guard is just a little too shy to admit it) ;L haha

    • @griffinshuman5764
      @griffinshuman5764 4 года назад +21

      Is that a Straight Out of Cyrodil reference??

    • @BiG-JuPO1O1
      @BiG-JuPO1O1 4 года назад +9

      Is there any problem?

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 4 года назад +6

      How do you know its you hes eyeballing?

  • @Levyathyn
    @Levyathyn Год назад +5

    "I'm afraid your journey ends here traveler."
    "All right Grandma, let's get you to bed."

  • @ViktorCaine
    @ViktorCaine 2 года назад +43

    "We'll remain here and clean things up."
    The guard: "I missed the part where that's my problem."

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 года назад +11510

    Oh god. The murderous road thief woman was the one keeping order in this area...

    • @moris5258
      @moris5258 4 года назад +132

      You again

    • @michaeltyson0588
      @michaeltyson0588 4 года назад +108

      How are you everywhere?!

    • @divideandconquerasia7051
      @divideandconquerasia7051 4 года назад +63

      @@michaeltyson0588 I don't think this is the same person as 'Just Some Guy without a Mustache'...... 'WITHOUT'. Their channels are not directly linked. A lot of fake and similarly-named channels though.

    • @mongo7106
      @mongo7106 4 года назад +9

      Ahh we meet again

    • @CappytR
      @CappytR 4 года назад +82

      The “without” guy came afterwards, this guy is the original. Both became famous though

  • @MadiiPlays
    @MadiiPlays 3 года назад +11075

    "There's no problem is there?"
    He says after killing a women, a ghost, and a fucking skeleton

  • @mgsBicycleO9
    @mgsBicycleO9 5 месяцев назад +4

    I always loved these random encounters you'd have while traveling in nature. Made the world feel alive in Oblivion & Skyrim.

  • @werh227
    @werh227 2 года назад +8

    The Sustainer of Heavenly Principles at the intro of Genshin Impact:

  • @zvenafnazbalji7539
    @zvenafnazbalji7539 3 года назад +9393

    "There's no problem. is there?" is literally more threatening then anything the murderer of the Gold Road said.

    • @serioussilliness2064
      @serioussilliness2064 3 года назад +9

      .,. Yeah

    • @rejectrealism
      @rejectrealism 3 года назад +10

      Parrapa pfp

    • @visionaeon
      @visionaeon 2 года назад +194

      Hero of Kvatch: no, fuck no, everything all right. Good day to you, sir.

    • @gamerguy425
      @gamerguy425 2 года назад +103

      He said it so quiet and confidently too like he didn't want anyone else to hear it XD

    • @CentaurisNomadus
      @CentaurisNomadus 2 года назад +7

      Europe when Guns invaded:

  • @pepperachu
    @pepperachu 3 года назад +11583

    This is how my grandma said she got to school everyday

  • @fly6325
    @fly6325 2 года назад +15

    He has made it loud and clear when he said " you dare opposing the might of imperial legion."

  • @Unga_Bunga
    @Unga_Bunga Год назад +9

    The Imperial Legion Soldier is a territorial creature and the apex predator of all the roads in Cyrodiil.
    Today, we have witnessed what happens when someone tries to contest its territory.

  • @6Recrucify6Jesus6
    @6Recrucify6Jesus6 4 года назад +6281

    "Goodbye." She knew she didnt stand a chance

    • @gamalielvacasolis3484
      @gamalielvacasolis3484 4 года назад +191

      R U Ben But still, she fought to the end. Press F

    • @Stei_n
      @Stei_n 4 года назад +197

      The way she says it too its like she's accepted her fate

    • @pinknet9811
      @pinknet9811 4 года назад +10

      @@gamalielvacasolis3484 F

    • @AaronJCassidy
      @AaronJCassidy 4 года назад +22

      This comment has me in tears

    • @gochiefs206
      @gochiefs206 4 года назад +1

      f

  • @joebobjon1127
    @joebobjon1127 3 года назад +6933

    The slight quiver in her “goodbye” suggests that she knew her death was imminent

    • @chrisgould101
      @chrisgould101 3 года назад +62

      No she's saying goodbye to her unborn child

    • @hithere439
      @hithere439 3 года назад +104

      @@chrisgould101 Wut

    • @darktheme623
      @darktheme623 3 года назад +91

      @@chrisgould101 WHAT

    • @hithere439
      @hithere439 3 года назад +53

      @Maive Muker Killing pregnant women is funny ?
      How is that funny ?
      Seriously, tell me.

    • @darktheme623
      @darktheme623 3 года назад +19

      @@hithere439 Haha chill it's just ingame

  • @PotatoPhoneUser
    @PotatoPhoneUser 3 года назад +160

    The unknown god, except she called us traveler like everyone else does instead of outlander.

    • @retouru8345
      @retouru8345 2 года назад +23

      I was finding a Genshin comment for a while lol.

    • @boaoftheboaians
      @boaoftheboaians 2 года назад +4

      wasnt expecting to find a genshin comment here either xD

    • @isyraf9989
      @isyraf9989 2 года назад +2

      Twins traveler: N O

    • @proboiboy7677
      @proboiboy7677 2 года назад +1

      The fact that she has grown old now tells us how much time we will be waiting for the final chapter.

    • @903IDFOLEY
      @903IDFOLEY 2 года назад +1

      "I'm afraid your journey... Our journey ends here traveller."
      - Spoiler

  • @patrickbyrne5070
    @patrickbyrne5070 Год назад +14

    Oblivion was awesome, my fav ES. Spent way too long messing around in this game back in day. The silliness and chaotic stuff like this were great.

    • @kingofthegrill
      @kingofthegrill Год назад

      Oblivion was my favorite for a while. Not anymore...

  • @BrenturoX
    @BrenturoX 5 лет назад +1518

    After 5 meters of walking:
    *goes back*
    "Body is still warm. Looks like there is a killer about"

    • @forestcat8079
      @forestcat8079 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 5 лет назад +19

      Meters??? Meters! Someone actually using the normal units around the internet!

    • @binnysan
      @binnysan 5 лет назад

      It. Just. Works.

    • @BrenturoX
      @BrenturoX 5 лет назад

      @RonnieTheSkeleton oops. Sorry

    • @vaclavjebavy5118
      @vaclavjebavy5118 5 лет назад

      @@Matihood1 Hold on a tatum...

  • @billyjean90
    @billyjean90 5 лет назад +3895

    No problem is there?
    *nervous laugh* n-n-no officer!

  • @jaysonp9426
    @jaysonp9426 10 месяцев назад +7

    I love how every playthrough has something like this happen at least once

  • @notyourdaddude1957
    @notyourdaddude1957 6 месяцев назад +2

    Everything that happens is so random and unexpected that it makes you laugh your ass off
    The charm of Oblivion

  • @vesperview
    @vesperview 3 года назад +18855

    The way her speech about killing you was longer than the battle LMAOOOOOO

    • @mylinm44
      @mylinm44 3 года назад +70

      😂😂😂

    • @k.c4178
      @k.c4178 3 года назад +398

      Sis was all talk

    • @lisavanderpump7475
      @lisavanderpump7475 3 года назад +73

      @Rose I just noticed that lmoaloooo at least she laying down nipplez to the sky

    • @sylvain_3
      @sylvain_3 3 года назад +54

      @@k.c4178 She was a flop

    • @kaeyasasscheeks1832
      @kaeyasasscheeks1832 3 года назад +12

      HELP

  • @Roxarras
    @Roxarras 5 лет назад +384

    "We'll remain here and clean things up."
    *_Gets cleaned up_*

  • @willyhoo2946
    @willyhoo2946 3 года назад +14

    I feel like this game was dreamed by a machine.

  • @Lovely-RS
    @Lovely-RS 2 года назад +7

    "im afraid your journey ends here traveler"
    the unknown god looks different then I remember

  • @SKATEit38
    @SKATEit38 3 года назад +6705

    Guard: Casually slaughters everyone
    "There's no problem. Is there?"

    • @elliotmott1869
      @elliotmott1869 3 года назад +58

      I swear I just saw and heard that of what you just said on the video I just watched

    • @yagzceylan6679
      @yagzceylan6679 3 года назад +18

      Elliot Mott Unbelievable, so did I..

    • @blaxrur2471
      @blaxrur2471 3 года назад +5

      Yep, that's the video

    • @shumishu6019
      @shumishu6019 3 года назад +3

      To be fair he was only defending himself

    • @gravito1573
      @gravito1573 3 года назад +4

      @@elliotmott1869 not gonna lie this happened a few times to me so far on a couple of videos

  • @thecapacitor1395
    @thecapacitor1395 5 лет назад +3206

    "The Gold Road should be a little safer for now."
    **Gets murdered by a passive aggressive psychopath on that same road less than 1 minute later**

    • @lewistranmer2399
      @lewistranmer2399 5 лет назад +66

      Rose Tenebros the fact he was calm about it afterwards

    • @templarkiller2926
      @templarkiller2926 5 лет назад +61

      @Almighty Sagittarius That isn't passive aggressive, that is psychopathy

    • @lyvanskarox7312
      @lyvanskarox7312 5 лет назад +11

      @@templarkiller2926 That actually wouldn't be psychopathy either. It would be some kind of Bipolar disorder mixed with a psychotic break (which isn't the same as psychopathy) You can actually reach that level of fuckedupness by consuming some nasty drugs

    • @diarawisteria2218
      @diarawisteria2218 5 лет назад +24

      The guard isn't passive-aggressive because of his murder methods or because he's calm, it's because he says, "There's no problem, is there?", which is basically a dare to the player.

    • @dakota6885
      @dakota6885 5 лет назад +9

      To be fair, she did say "a little"

  • @pukupukupangpang7796
    @pukupukupangpang7796 3 года назад +44

    "Outlander your journey ends here"
    Lol

  • @potential1327
    @potential1327 2 года назад +4

    "I'm afraid your journey ends here, Traveler"
    Aether: "And just like that, the gods took away my sister"

  • @CountArtha
    @CountArtha 5 лет назад +19375

    The only fantasy game where the town guards are actually good at their job.

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 5 лет назад +1054

      @Greig91 he didn't say they weren't corrupt guards

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 5 лет назад +1417

      @Greig91 Ok from the guards perspective it looks like 3 heavily armed folks just murdered an old lady.

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 5 лет назад +97

      @@riftvallance2087 yeah, so why aren't you being attacked?

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 5 лет назад +44

      @@riftvallance2087 well the PC, not you specifically

    • @beau9334
      @beau9334 5 лет назад +495

      Zerpderp0 so they can spread the message, don’t fuck with this guy’s patrol route

  • @serdarsimsek1715
    @serdarsimsek1715 4 года назад +3185

    "The golden road should be a little safer now"
    *one second later*
    Brawl breaks out between college girl, her skeletton homies and a security guard

  • @hovsrightwings8610
    @hovsrightwings8610 2 года назад +4

    "and kids thats how genshin lore become deeper"

  • @coolboy9979
    @coolboy9979 Год назад +7

    This always happen if you do the quest and visit this place for the first time. I laughed my ass of for 20 minutes. The robber started to attack and chase me. The guard is there and I think "well that will be an easy fight" but then the guard just sprints off and starts to attack the people that are guarding me.

  • @dagroovydude116
    @dagroovydude116 5 лет назад +1044

    "WHAT'S THE MATTER? GETTING TIRED?!"
    **takes four direct blows and dies**

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 5 лет назад +15

      By the nine divines, there's a murderer on the loose!

    • @ungoliver
      @ungoliver 2 года назад

      this was so funny to me 😭

  • @hk-47droid64
    @hk-47droid64 5 лет назад +788

    “There’s no problem...”
    *Leans in close.*
    “is there?”

    • @JosephM
      @JosephM 4 года назад +25

      *cums*

    • @someguy1865
      @someguy1865 4 года назад +2

      *Error 404 likes found*

    • @sc-fx7cy
      @sc-fx7cy 4 года назад +6

      @@JosephM r/cursedcomments

  • @minhaedw
    @minhaedw 3 года назад +11

    The Unknown God in Genshin :

    • @something4796
      @something4796 3 года назад +1

      Ice il emdusnsnsuwhwhzb she hahahaha a Shaba (also its god not goddess)

  • @redfrog1628
    @redfrog1628 3 года назад +3

    I remember doing this quest like a hundred times. I liked making so many new characters as a kid lmao

  • @charlesprichard5235
    @charlesprichard5235 5 лет назад +499

    "I'm going to go rob people on the Gold Road, of course I'll need to wear my fanciest blue dress"

    • @patrickriarchy6054
      @patrickriarchy6054 4 года назад +53

      You don't want people to think you're poor while robbing them.

    • @bchemelo
      @bchemelo 4 года назад +5

      @@patrickriarchy6054 XDDDDDDD

    • @sullgames
      @sullgames 4 года назад +3

      In Morrowind, fancier clothes were actually better for enchanting. But in Oblivion that doesn't happen, and dresses/robes are bad because they take up two clothing slots. So yeah in this case she's just styling on us

  • @noriyakikakyoin9113
    @noriyakikakyoin9113 4 года назад +2531

    The enthusiasm of the voice actors doesn't match their expressions lol

    • @JadeJewels
      @JadeJewels 4 года назад +14

      Forreal😂

    • @symbolitical4158
      @symbolitical4158 4 года назад +11

      @Khaled Rapp it was not xD

    • @nsr5961
      @nsr5961 4 года назад +3

      MILF HUNTER Cockyoin so this game
      Would be Skyrim if it was done for a N64?

    • @squares4u
      @squares4u 4 года назад +8

      Bluer than Xephos It really was good for the time. This was over a decade ago.

    • @symbolitical4158
      @symbolitical4158 4 года назад

      @@squares4u yes it was better than half life 2, portal, bioshock, the Witcher - I can go on. But go on, do tell me how amazing the AI was for the time honey.

  • @FliskFLask
    @FliskFLask 2 года назад +10

    Everyone talking about the guard, the skeleton and the ghost but no one noticed the horse coming to the player like "aaand it's like this every day"

  • @susiolu
    @susiolu 3 года назад +8

    This never gets old.

  • @alanjamesh.zamorano1677
    @alanjamesh.zamorano1677 5 лет назад +16433

    I like how there's a random skeleton in the fight , because why not

    • @orphanofkos7337
      @orphanofkos7337 5 лет назад +601

      Alan James H. Zamorano and how the girl fell on the other girl when she got killed

    • @newironside
      @newironside 5 лет назад +512

      It was the other mage's summon

    • @allofthelightsbykanyewest
      @allofthelightsbykanyewest 5 лет назад +201

      that’s oblivion as hell

    • @zzurge1173
      @zzurge1173 5 лет назад +78

      Doot

    • @HyouMix
      @HyouMix 5 лет назад +88

      Yeah... Keep making fun of skeleton until Ainz Ooal Gown conquer the world.

  • @OddNess9339
    @OddNess9339 3 года назад +3904

    That "Goodbye" was a goodbye of someone who KNEW they were going to die.

    • @DigiCube4
      @DigiCube4 2 года назад +100

      ..you didn't have to make me sad like that..

    • @jakey........
      @jakey........ 2 года назад +150

      The faint sadness in her voice...

    • @zerstorungdeslichts4706
      @zerstorungdeslichts4706 2 года назад +51

      There's no problem is there?

    • @che595
      @che595 2 года назад +4

      She*

    • @absolutezerochill2700
      @absolutezerochill2700 Год назад +7

      @@che595 it could refer to multiple people
      if a man said that with that tone of voice, the meaning would be the same
      since this situation refers to anyone, "they" is appropriate

  • @cloudshifter
    @cloudshifter Год назад +8

    Guard: singlehandedly slaughters 3 people at once that fought him
    Also guard: there is no problem... Is there?

  • @chrisw6164
    @chrisw6164 Год назад +5

    They paid with their blood.

  • @Andres33AU
    @Andres33AU 4 года назад +2381

    "There's no problem, is there?"
    Is that a threat?

  • @Hexra_
    @Hexra_ 4 года назад +4036

    "There's no problem, is there?"
    Y-yeah, n-no problem h-here 😦

  • @cherry414
    @cherry414 3 года назад +21

    "There's no problem is there?" Says while standing next to 3 dead bodies.

  • @guyclykos
    @guyclykos Год назад +3

    Yo, Genshin endgame looking different

  • @DRKKNGHTY
    @DRKKNGHTY 5 лет назад +2374

    "There's no problem is there?" How did that guard get such good illusion

    • @imperialsoldier2753
      @imperialsoldier2753 5 лет назад +48

      Mages guild

    • @rotor7726
      @rotor7726 5 лет назад +173

      His face fills up the screen so that you can't see the bodies behind

    • @imperialsoldier2753
      @imperialsoldier2753 5 лет назад +19

      Fictitious Rotor , no matter what, the legion always finds a way

    • @SadButter
      @SadButter 5 лет назад +25

      Voice of the Emperor

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode 5 лет назад +17

      "there's no problem IS THEREEREEEEE?" emphasis... for effect

  • @Shendue
    @Shendue 3 года назад +1750

    Ah, yes, the most powerful being in Nirn. The legendary random City Guard.

  • @qeezah2293
    @qeezah2293 3 года назад +127

    Paimon at the end of our journey maybe😩

  • @Kris.G
    @Kris.G 2 года назад +5

    This is one of the finest Oblivion videos of all time.

  • @janpawulonduo2137
    @janpawulonduo2137 5 лет назад +1870

    1:01 I like how the guard kills the guy and then just calmly turns to Arielle, and continues his onslaught.

    • @Shendue
      @Shendue 5 лет назад +95

      Well, he's all for impartiality. Just kill everyone involved for good measure.

    • @monsieurg8256
      @monsieurg8256 5 лет назад +9

      "Sarah Connor ?"

    • @isaiahjohnson9905
      @isaiahjohnson9905 5 лет назад

      @@monsieurg8256 🤣😎

    • @addisonyoungg8052
      @addisonyoungg8052 5 лет назад +29

      And the horse is just casually walking by like “I’ve seen too much of this shit.” 🐴

  • @rwmovies
    @rwmovies 4 года назад +2267

    "I am afraid your journey ends here, traveller"
    *Game crashes*

    • @revengefrommars
      @revengefrommars 3 года назад +35

      Well, it is Bethesda, after all.

    • @stpidstuff
      @stpidstuff 3 года назад +6

      @@revengefrommars I've only had a crash once with Skyrim, but, to be fair, I only just got the game a few days ago.

    • @jackreacher969
      @jackreacher969 3 года назад

      @Shashwat Shridhar dude my laptop is i7 with a 16gb ram and skyrim STILL managed to make me force restart my laptop plus i had a GTX150 that runs DE2 on high with 60fps

    • @jackreacher969
      @jackreacher969 3 года назад

      @Shashwat Shridhar but then again IT IS A BETHESDA GAME AFTER ALL Pc Breaking Bugs are a staple of the brand

    • @suisiwara2036
      @suisiwara2036 3 года назад +1

      Jack Reacher not mine lol even tho it crashes like 2-4x a day its not the games fault its just my billions of mods that i use

  • @wrightcarl1181
    @wrightcarl1181 2 года назад +1

    Love how chill the horse is

    • @believer431
      @believer431 Год назад

      I wanna become as chill as that horse for real

  • @mrfatweedington9562
    @mrfatweedington9562 2 года назад +5

    this lady absolutely destroyed me on my first playthrough, i wasn't even in the mage's guild, i was just walking down this particular road

  • @tomflynn8651
    @tomflynn8651 3 года назад +2825

    Guards were so OP on this game, that whenever I was finding combat too hard, I would just lead the enemy to the closest town for the guards to take care of.

    • @jonathanallard2128
      @jonathanallard2128 3 года назад +323

      when guards have plate armour all over like 15th century rich knights, it's no surprise they could take names.

    • @Zafire063
      @Zafire063 3 года назад +370

      If you agro Umbra at level 1 and run her all the way to the Imperial City (Very easy to do if you know how, it's how I start all my files), She takes out about 5-10 guards before they down her.

    • @tomflynn8651
      @tomflynn8651 3 года назад +55

      @@Zafire063 Wow wtf

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 3 года назад +57

      @@Zafire063 But because weapons scale to your level, her sword does jack shit for damage.

    • @Zafire063
      @Zafire063 3 года назад +149

      @@NEETKitten Umbra doesn't scale. It's damage will scale to your strength and skill, but it has nothing to do with level. It's the best sword in the game no matter what level you get it at or what level you get to as far as Weapon Damage is concerned. All the wiki's will tell you the same thing.

  • @albinoshamrock8871
    @albinoshamrock8871 5 лет назад +14383

    Imperials in real life.
    Guard: "License and registration, please."
    Citizen: "Oh sorry, I forgot my wallet. I don't have my license."
    Guard: *THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!*

    • @L1nkn1vy
      @L1nkn1vy 5 лет назад +646

      So real American police,

    • @AvengerAtIlipa
      @AvengerAtIlipa 5 лет назад +418

      @@L1nkn1vy That's why you shouldn't play as a redguard. There's a bug in their programming that makes them attack redguards on sight.

    • @xFlared
      @xFlared 5 лет назад +148

      @@AvengerAtIlipa Redguard lives matter?

    • @almalone3282
      @almalone3282 5 лет назад +338

      Did you know that orcs commit more than half of all homicides in tamerial

    • @Kami-Sama197
      @Kami-Sama197 5 лет назад +34

      @@almalone3282 lmao

  • @arpangupta69
    @arpangupta69 Год назад +2

    "We will remain here and clean things up"
    Gets cleaned herself.

  • @QuackersCo
    @QuackersCo 2 года назад

    I looked for this clip for the last 2 days. So worth it to find it again.

  • @NolanTV
    @NolanTV 3 года назад +6788

    This game is legendary. It's just as absurd as real life.

    • @nobility-fi3lk
      @nobility-fi3lk 2 года назад +16

      whats the game>?

    • @nobility-fi3lk
      @nobility-fi3lk 2 года назад +22

      @@tanp.2562 thank you dude, aprecciate that

    • @tanp.2562
      @tanp.2562 2 года назад +46

      @@nobility-fi3lk np it was in the description

    • @kimhornhem5399
      @kimhornhem5399 2 года назад +74

      yo this shit felt like HD graphics when i was 11

    • @ncshuriken
      @ncshuriken 2 года назад +56

      @@kimhornhem5399 It actually is HD graphics (game came out in the PS3/X360 days, IE the 1st HD console generation). Its just that 97% of the people in Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, FO3 and NV look weird as hell :P

  • @JayAshBranAudioScripts
    @JayAshBranAudioScripts 5 лет назад +1805

    Skyrim guard: “wait. I know you.”
    Me: *keeps heading toward objective*
    Guard: “you’re not worth the effort.”

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 5 лет назад +51

      @@Rebellions *you cannot fast travel while persude by gaurds*

    • @Blitzentine
      @Blitzentine 5 лет назад +6

      @@dragonheart1236 going through an oblivion gate isn't fast travelling.

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 5 лет назад +2

      @@Blitzentine no, that's a notification you get when you try to fast travel with gaurds after you

    • @xCosmicMuffinManx
      @xCosmicMuffinManx 5 лет назад +59

      Oblivion guards hunt you like a fucking dear. They WILL find you. In your home, in a cave, across the continent, you name it they'll find you.

    • @memenazi7078
      @memenazi7078 5 лет назад +3

      xCosmicMuffinManx They’ll chase your ass through a giant moat full of slaughterfish!

  • @user-cp4yp9ss7t
    @user-cp4yp9ss7t 3 года назад +8

    Genshin impact unknown god:

  • @dg8620
    @dg8620 2 года назад

    I had no idea where you were going with this. Loved it!