Word of advice, whenever you are getting to the top of a free slide before you go down, check for ball breakers because the worst time to find them is when they break your balls.
listen...I have looked up things .... I didn't know what the word meant so I looked it up and saw crushed skulls no blur, a guy getting skinned, and a guy getting ripped apart in a metal bending lathe. Look up the after math if you like trauma, so when you said that all I could think about was just....very gorey things..
I was searching for bots in this video because I knew there was gonna be at least one... I FOUND THIS SAME CHANNEL 6 TIMES WHILE BOT HUNTING These bots just use the other comments to make it's own. Don't fall for it.
1."Dumb ways to break your eggs* 2."911 what's your emergency?" "My ass is burning" 3."Just like a cross saved a man while parachuting" 4.MARIO CART 5.Backrooms💀
First one really said: Sorry bro. I cant let this slide💀
Literally
UNDERRATED COMMENT
here before viral
99+
Yep never must have hurt.
The escalator really said "nuh uh you can't slide here"
*locks in*
That escalated really quickly 😳
@@Blitzdo nah im dead 💀
@@BlitzdoI was gonna say that
Nah nuh uh you cant have children
the pain at the first one was personal, if i was you, i would be screaming like a tomato
Tomatoes cant scream 🤓☝️
Tomatoes 🍅 😂😂
The slide really said sorry bro you can't have kids 😅😅😅
How In the actual fuk a tomato scream
It's the bobony it's America roster
At the first one i felt your pain 😫
His balls be like 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
@@fayefayetsang998uh he has no balls.
No children, no life
@@Potaot he doesn't have any more balls;]
Lucky me I'm a girl
The first one killed the balls💀💀💀
They exploded
Read this in a German accent. 😂
@@DawsMula😂😂😂
@@DawsMulaLMAO😂😂😂
Frrrrrrrrrr
Why i can feel the pain on the first one😭😭🙏
me
men chained reaction
me
Me
I was going to say something rude but I changed my mind.
My favorite genre of video
People doing things I could never hope to do
When the bro gotta take driver license pop up it gotta me laughing 🤣🤣🤣
💀the first one hurt me bro💀
I hate to be that person but
MOM LOOK IM FAMOUS
100% rell
Shrek reference
No way, I got 100 likes on my comments?! This is awesome!
Him after recording MY BALLS😭😭
@@Idke678
True that😅
I cant feel my something rn
The first one was so painful i felt it💀
Blud lost his nuts
Yes me to😢
me to bro😂😂
IKR (SORRY MY CHAT IS BIG CUZ IM IN PC ❤❤❤
i even felt it but i'm a female 💀
Last slide looked like a backrooms level
😭🙏🔥💀
Bro the first one I exclamed out loud like I felt the pain for you OMG XD
My man ain't ever having kids again with the first one 💀
Nawhh💀
ayo what
That's a good thing.
AGAINNNNN!?!?
@@zosazsatara5889 i agree
How to break your nuts and annoy the security guard in 1 minute!
Wow ✨✨
@@Avaxsparkl3ss Wow ✨✨
just jump
What a sigma ☺️
Taking one for the team, but losing two for ranking that first slide. 😓
Bro the first slide really said nah you aint having baby to another level 😣😫
All of these look so exciting!
Word of advice, whenever you are getting to the top of a free slide before you go down, check for ball breakers because the worst time to find them is when they break your balls.
hi
Wiser words have never been spoken
frfr
OMG ITS YOUU
BREAKING BALLS, BANGING WALLS
Last one gave me anxiety because im imagining if he didnt move his head with the momentum and jagged metal.
First one gave me anxiety
Fr
listen...I have looked up things .... I didn't know what the word meant so I looked it up and saw crushed skulls no blur, a guy getting skinned, and a guy getting ripped apart in a metal bending lathe. Look up the after math if you like trauma, so when you said that all I could think about was just....very gorey things..
The last one is filmed in central Sweden in a subway station called “Kungsträdgården”
@@Night_leaf771ok
The first one ended his bloodline😭😭😭
the first one really said "if i dont have balls then you cannot have any balls :D"
Whoever designed the first one had no mercy
It wasn't supposed to be a slide
@@S4mMono We know, but what's the purpose of that little thing?
@@srdalton prolly technician reasons
@@S4mMono exactly
@@srdaltonthe purpose of those is to prevent people from sliding down 💀💀🗿
I don't even have balls, and the first one still gave me second-hand agony
Real 😭
Same😭
same
same lol
Same
He be going to the backrooms on the last one 💀💀
I love you awesome you’re the best RUclipsr ever
The first one prevented bro from continuing his bloodline 💀
But it will free the gene pool from the same stupid-headed offspring
Omg
Yeah 😂🙂🥲💀
No wonder there's no rules to not do this cause people broke there balls so much on this they didn't bother putting a rule sign for this ☠️
😂😂😂😂
Bro would slide down the great pyramids and say
“1/10 too bumpy” 💀
Nahh this one's actually good
You can't slide down but stairs
Lol💀
AHHHHH ahhhh AAAAHHH
Bro your like is 666 let me fix it
THE FIRST ONE IS TO TRAGIC 💀🙏
The "oof" got me😭😭
"Thanks for doing our job"
- Janitor
No cause there’s ass on it now
NAHH💀
Yes fr
No problem
☠️💀
The first one said no balls fr😂😂
Nobody:
Everyone: Escalator
Him: FREE SLIDE
Edit: thanks for the likes 👍
His balls after the first one: 🫥🫥
Pipe down lil bro
@@nmac101FR
“How many times do you wanna get the cops called”
*”Y E S”*
Your pfp just makes it better.
calling the ops for someone having fun and harming no one is crazy ngl
How would any of these get the cops called😂
@@SlowedHalo its a public place lol
@@emperiodoehs2104 still just let the man have his time
First one really hit him where it hurts
I can't even imagine the pain from the first one
I see you everywhere
I was searching for bots in this video because I knew there was gonna be at least one... I FOUND THIS SAME CHANNEL 6 TIMES WHILE BOT HUNTING
These bots just use the other comments to make it's own. Don't fall for it.
😮
The back of his pants after riding down those escalators: ⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️
Yes lol😂
Turns a dif race
@@waspshowerPAUSE🖐️
Bro they would be🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑
blud is gonna get the police after him
The first one was so painful that even I felt it 💀 (I dont have a disco stick)
A disco stick?!🫠
@@fionnwallenwein7110 yea 😔
Proof 🤪
@@forgedips4534 wdym proof- WDYM PROOF???
even as a bio girl, that would have hurt like hell
These all look so cool😀👍
13,5 billion years ago is crazy
Worker on the first one:Thanks for cleaning our escalator sir!
And our balls
what i thought
Bro got the ball of steel 💀🤌🏻
dayumm
That's true
Bro i vibrated so hard on the first one 💀
Dude I wanna do that on escalators!
Not on ones like the first one💀
"911, what's your emergency?"
"i used to have 2 balls"
I read that in the tone of “I used to rule the world”
Oh I'm so sorry ma'am 😔🙏🏾
As a Janitor for 6 months in that subway, I appreciate what you did❤
What😮
He slides And that Picks up the dirt And everything
@@KoGos5yup
At least he's not leaving a dirty mess on the handles.
I almost died reading your comment, 😆
The second one he almost hit the screws on his you know what I am talking about💀💀💀
Second one i was like ur that confident to wear white ey😊
That first slide ended his bloodline. 💀
His chance of reproducing:📉
Good I can't stand people like this we don't need anymore
Yall know is bad when the ball got cock into a Fried egg 🍳💀
Balline💀
rest in peace timothy in his testicles
A minute of silence in memory of the first guy
It’s the same person
@@Selvi.Caner.1903Can't be. No one could survive that.
@@UberBubba2 …good point…
@@UberBubba2light work no reaction
@@UberBubba2 'Tis nothing but a scratch!
I can feel the pain right trough the screen lol.
Bro slide number 3 almost hit the screw💀💀
My face went from: 🙂
To: 😳
In a second when I saw what went down on the first slide
🤨
Don't translate...
ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูล ฉันและชอบความคิดเห็น
when i analysed that comment my face went from 😕 to 😂🤣💀
💀the first one gave me indirect pain💀
(Edit:now no one will comment "fist")
same
💥
Spelled first wrong ikr
I'm a girl and have never felt that pain but same
@@AnimationisTHEfuture ohh my bad
1."Dumb ways to break your eggs*
2."911 what's your emergency?"
"My ass is burning"
3."Just like a cross saved a man while parachuting"
4.MARIO CART
5.Backrooms💀
Bro was in the backrooms at the last one 😅😅😅😅😅
The first one is definitely called Glizzy Slicer 3000💀
Edit: bro why is this my most liked comment💀
"minus four inches" RIP. 😔
@@GamerAlex-qn7nk how does he have -1 inch tho
@@rx3dn It enters his body
@@yoeza ay yo 😂
Fr
Her:he's probably out cheating
Him: these are some good slides
She's not wrong, tho. 😭
"These are some good slides"also him who wont get any kids bc of those slides
He cant even cheat after what happened to him on the first slide.
I am the 1000th likes
@@jado67💀💀rip to his pp
the first one said: rest in peace humans d1c
👑🏝️💀👑🏝️💀
THE FIRST ONE GOT ME TRUST MEI DONT WANNA FEEL IT MABEY I WANT TO DO IT WIhh u;)
NO I CAN FEEL THE PAIN FROM THE 1ST ONE
why did bro comment here miraclefruit lol
@@vaIkry wtf why u here va1kry lol
@@vaIkry wtf va1kry here lol
when you want your balls to be lickin but your balls are made of steel:
Ahahahaha😂😂😂
Women: “Why do we live longer than men?”
Men:
You know who else lives longer?
@@TheBigBadRaven who?
@@TheBigBadRavenwho
@@wildmoikathe tickler
But at the end you can see a woman using it as well
Instructions unclear. Now im in the back of a van that has sirens on top
Furst one actually terrifying just thinking about it
I'm surprised he still had the balls to check out the other slides💀
Holy Quacanole shite
1K LIKES Already DAYUM
PRAISE DA LORD
Literally
Your right lol
im surprised he even had his balls
hahahahahaa
He had balls left!?!?
JESUS THE FIRST ONE.
I also felt that bro.
Hehe 69 likes.
Nah it sending him to Jesus 😭
yea that looks painfull
Dude my heart sank
It was such a jumpscare for most of us 😂
First one said : " You are losing the family jewels in a second "
The first one really said:"I am sorry no kids for u"
The architect designing the first one is evil
The first one hits different 💀
Literally
Fr tho😂
fr😂😂
In the ballz
Yes it "hits"
That one guy who holds on to the the rail and sniffs his hand afterwards😂😂😂😂
First one oh no oh no oh on on on on on 😂😂😂
The escalator really said "no children for you" 💀
oof
Aw :
probably for a good reason
Good thing
The first one killed some of the new generation.💀
130 likes and 0 replies? Let me fix that
Ohhhh
Good
RIP BALLS!!
Man the lion sleeps song was playing in my head right when the vid pausef
Bro just risking his whole life for 1 second ☠️
First one: " GIVE ME YO BAL-"
Guy: "UH O-'
The first one hurt me soo much bro good luck😂😂
Once again my ass is on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Yea his next of kin are non existent
Brody's got the perfect pause on the 1st one💀
the one from haminations?
@@547louieno bro
@547louie HELL NAH
(This is a joke)
100000000/100
That first one was like "No kids for you bro"💀
The first one ouch
Literally Said:"You don't deserve Children my friend".😂😂
Man that looked painful
Bro went sonic with the second one 💀
‘911 what’s your emergency?’
“ I lost my balls!”
*"how many damage your balls get from that first slide.. 💀"*
infinity/10
Yes
I got a stroke trying to read this
r/ihadastroke
@@Baconman1937 how?
"Hello doctor I'm really in pain"
My ass is melting 😢
109 likes but no replies? Let me fix that
110 likes but 1 reply? lemme fix that
Imagine they do that to clean faster😅😅
Bro ball fire up like charmander s tail 😂😂
Pants: Dirty
Balls: gone
Janitor: happy
fr
Janitor ain't happy after seeing the MESS he'd have to clean up
@@2ndatomyeah two balls on the floor😂
@@one.toke.man.yo bro chill
@@one.toke.man.I mean you not the other girl but yo that is sus
The first one was felt on a universal level 💀
Yeah me too brother
The first one really said no children for you
The first one ended his ancestry streak💀
Thats dangerous 😮
I like the beat❤
The guy with the white pants sliding was a torture.
We need a part 2 on how u survived the first one😅😂
Go try it it’s not the London Underground
@@FaithsSparksyou’re supposed to have a death threat in the translation so people think its an ancient curse
@@FaithsSparks คุณพูดภาษาไทย
@@_apsis chainmail 101 but i'd know it at this point i'd let em suffer from the curse
he survived, his leniage didnt
I want more of this
As a person with escalaphobia...
hOW ARE U THIS BRAVE 😭😭
The first one ESCALATED quickly 😂
The first one really said
“You can slide me, but it’ll cost your kids”
HWLP HAAHAHAHHAHAHA
Security: I’m bout to end this man’s whole career
Bros got some guts to be sliding down them with cream trousers on 💀
Bro got the guts , not the nuts
@@jigglyCroissantlmfao
Nah bro got 10 seconds until the bus leaves💀
First one my brain was be like aahh 🌚💀 no you get pain right 💀🤣😭
I wish sliding on an escalator was legal 😭
That slide killed his future kids
That object really said "no children for you" to the next level 💀