Why Women should be President | Lea'h Sampson | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024

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  • @bwar05
    @bwar05 Год назад +3384

    That plan b joke was way better than the crowd made it seem 😂😂

    • @duranpredur1098
      @duranpredur1098 Год назад +31

      I saw it coming miles away. This kinda softened the blow.

    • @caroliner3567
      @caroliner3567 Год назад +81

      @@duranpredur1098yes i came to the comments to find support for the pain of the crowed now laughing. even if it was clearly set up, shit was clever

    • @OReily08080
      @OReily08080 Год назад +16

      It was so good😭

    • @fetB
      @fetB Год назад +11

      the crowd made it seem?I never understand why people like you measure the crowds reaction like who cares

    • @pharrella_de_Vil
      @pharrella_de_Vil Год назад +14

      @@fetBlmao then why you here commenting 😂😮

  • @naynay-fi7iv
    @naynay-fi7iv Год назад +3377

    She's hilarious and you never know where her jokes are going to go. Loving the consistent element of surprise!!!

    • @smk4428
      @smk4428 Год назад +24

      All zingers

    • @ekenemay
      @ekenemay Год назад +18

      She's quite unpredictable ❤

    • @brianmaluleka9189
      @brianmaluleka9189 10 месяцев назад +3

      She good like that

    • @EternalDensity
      @EternalDensity 9 месяцев назад +8

      the algebra teacher bit *sent* me!

  • @jaysrandomnesschannel
    @jaysrandomnesschannel Год назад +2876

    "...malnutrition, because I didn't have anyone to feed me. So I downloaded this food app...Tinder." 😂😂😂

    • @Ilikemusic1369
      @Ilikemusic1369 Год назад +69

      I been had a couple good late night snacks on that app 😂

    • @lessismore6549
      @lessismore6549 Год назад +106

      "Grinder when i wanted brunch" 😂😂

    • @Mimigoss
      @Mimigoss Год назад +12

      ​@@lessismore6549the way I CACKLED to this 😂

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 Год назад +15

      Hm.I once heard a pretty young woman say, to somebody else, "I wish that I could be a hoe. I would never have to pay for dinner again."
      I wanted to tell her, "If you're doing it for fun, that's one thing. But if you are doing it for a material reward, you could do a lot better than a free dinner."

    • @BeHappyNoMatterWhat
      @BeHappyNoMatterWhat 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@milascave2what does this mean :o

  • @saph979
    @saph979 Год назад +458

    “Drunk texting my mom” killed me in the first 30 seconds 😂😂😂

  • @tae7x
    @tae7x Год назад +1490

    she's pretty, her outfit is bomb and the set was lethal. need that special immediately 😭

  • @imadeigiebor9784
    @imadeigiebor9784 Год назад +5312

    Her delivery is like when the intrusive thoughts win and I love it

    • @cyntrisenikkole5077
      @cyntrisenikkole5077 Год назад +40

      Every time!😂😂

    • @Liveforpurpose1906
      @Liveforpurpose1906 Год назад +55

      “Except when I take my wig off for the 1st time” 😂

    • @armysunicorn9630
      @armysunicorn9630 Год назад +27

      Intrusive thoughts can't win... they're ego dystonic.

    • @nirvanaheights
      @nirvanaheights Год назад +35

      @@armysunicorn9630 I think they mean impulsive*

    • @crosstudio
      @crosstudio Год назад +3

      yes it is. Nicki Glazer uses this style as well.

  • @Boog_masskway
    @Boog_masskway Год назад +361

    That older guy dying after she said “All my enemies are over 50” 😂😂

  • @Dieorexist
    @Dieorexist Год назад +392

    I love that her jokes have an element of surprise and her whole look in the pink was freaking gorgeous. Her quirky sense of humor is infectious.

  • @darwin1057
    @darwin1057 Год назад +1789

    Lea'h is hilarious I was cracking up the entire time!!! I love how she would say the most unexpected things I was caught off guard so many times especially w her cool demeanor

    • @fartmagus
      @fartmagus Год назад +7

      yuupp😂

    • @leahsampsoncomedy5169
      @leahsampsoncomedy5169 Год назад +38

      it’s like you get me 🥹😮‍💨

    • @spacebro1749
      @spacebro1749 Год назад +2

      The entire time? I think not

    • @darwin1057
      @darwin1057 Год назад +18

      @@leahsampsoncomedy5169 yesss I get you and you get comedy so so so funny and you make it look easy! keep killing it 💗

    • @Hbk-gc7st
      @Hbk-gc7st Год назад

      ​@@leahsampsoncomedy5169You are FUNNY!!! I hope I you'll do your routine in Europe. I wish you a thriving career in stand-up comedy!🙏🏽💝🍀

  • @ricchapin723
    @ricchapin723 Год назад +1254

    That Plan B joke went right over the audiences’ head

    • @nessparadis6948
      @nessparadis6948 Год назад +56

      Imagine that 😂. I’m a virgin and I understood it 🥴🤣.

    • @AllAboutPurple
      @AllAboutPurple 11 месяцев назад +13

      Genius joke

    • @omarct
      @omarct 11 месяцев назад

      Yea i didn't get it either? Looked it up, it is some sort of abortion pill i think. You need to hang around a certain type of people to get it I guess.

    • @PeGaSus230
      @PeGaSus230 11 месяцев назад +20

      Or they were not sure how to handle that level of intimate information about her mom...especially since she's black and it hits hard at the stereotypical trope. But she's funny.

    • @partypartyyeah303
      @partypartyyeah303 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@PeGaSus230 Taking ts way to seriously lmao

  • @coughdrop435
    @coughdrop435 Год назад +529

    She’s hilarious her timing is tighter than a punchline rapper and she just flows smoothly

  • @Foxfang27
    @Foxfang27 6 месяцев назад +54

    This crowd is truly not laughing enough or hard enough. Lea’h is fucking killing it

  • @TCt83067695
    @TCt83067695 Год назад +443

    She's outrageous.
    I want to hear more from her.
    Please!

  • @user-pz4vb9cu8u
    @user-pz4vb9cu8u Год назад +561

    She is AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS! Her delivery and timing is impeccable. The twists and turns in her jokes. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @ml2528
    @ml2528 Год назад +789

    😂😂🤣😂 she was dropping bars non stop !!!!! Can’t believe I never heard of this lady !! Keep it up sis !!

    • @bryanergau6682
      @bryanergau6682 Год назад +3

      Droppin bars? I think you might be watching the wrong entertainment type......

    • @ml2528
      @ml2528 Год назад +55

      @@bryanergau6682 COMEDIC “bars” sir …or mam …or what you identify as.

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire Год назад +25

      ​@@bryanergau6682nah they right, she's dropping bars

    • @JayVicky007
      @JayVicky007 Год назад +6

      She WAS dropping bars!

  • @nicksanchez4509
    @nicksanchez4509 Год назад +111

    ive never seen a comedian that relied on punchlines this heavily and made it good but holy fuck shes amazing. also the reputition without getting stale. she stays perfectly on topic so well while adding layers the entire time

  • @pri_shay_dior
    @pri_shay_dior Год назад +168

    I would love to see her on Abbott Elementary. Idk why I feel like she'd fit in. I love her style! 😂

    • @OReily08080
      @OReily08080 Год назад +13

      *gasp* yeessssss

    • @bloom4096
      @bloom4096 11 месяцев назад +6

      Yeeeeeeessssss

    • @brendacatchings9529
      @brendacatchings9529 11 месяцев назад +9

      Yes, that timing is all AE.

    • @chloebrown9106
      @chloebrown9106 7 месяцев назад +7

      She, Ayo, and Quinta in an episode would be perfection

  • @KTBEverlasting
    @KTBEverlasting Год назад +106

    This was the quickest 11 minutes ever. I didn't want it to end. She is hilarious.

  • @michaeljagdharry
    @michaeljagdharry Год назад +114

    Her delivery is super sneaky, like I feel like i'm getting punched by an invisible person

    • @oyoyoyo7624
      @oyoyoyo7624 7 месяцев назад +4

      i don’t know whether i should feel jealous of you or not. my invisible people aren’t sneaky at all when they mollywhop me

  • @DaveyDGaming
    @DaveyDGaming Год назад +107

    "You talk like a white person in a sorority"
    "Damn, I do love saying nigga."
    😂This joke right here!
    More of her please!

    • @TerenceDingle
      @TerenceDingle 2 месяца назад

      I was weak listening to her!

  • @jaykay5086
    @jaykay5086 Год назад +103

    “All my enemies are over 50” 😭

  • @andreap9319
    @andreap9319 Год назад +229

    She needs a 1 hour special!

  • @delvaist2
    @delvaist2 Год назад +198

    I feel attacked. My ex had his own name tattooed on his arm 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bossyboots5000
      @bossyboots5000 Год назад +57

      In case he forgot it? 😂

    • @delvaist2
      @delvaist2 Год назад +37

      @@bossyboots5000 don’t make me relive that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheKillahKyla
      @TheKillahKyla Год назад +16

      Did you also have an absent father?

    • @maurawhelan3530
      @maurawhelan3530 11 месяцев назад +2

      You cant be serious?1

    • @delvaist2
      @delvaist2 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@maurawhelan3530 im dead serious 🤣

  • @careervest
    @careervest Год назад +70

    her timing, execution and change of tone is so clean and enjoyable.

  • @humanpersonne
    @humanpersonne Год назад +1304

    I swear this channel has the best standup content.

  • @dremetlock1635
    @dremetlock1635 Год назад +75

    She is an absolutely amazing comedian.
    Punchlines, timing, delivery and witt😂😂

  • @gennie4779
    @gennie4779 Год назад +66

    bruh, she said....I can never unlock my phone fast enough because the face recognition on my phone doesn't recognize me when I'm happy.

  • @rachelyy
    @rachelyy 11 месяцев назад +27

    I’m so upset I can’t find more of her standup work! She’s lethal; her delivery and punchlines are incredible

  • @amortranquilo661
    @amortranquilo661 Год назад +542

    Loved It!!! Tight set, excellent writing and delivery! 😂😂💀 Come through hour special!!

  • @jayatoumashoatz4730
    @jayatoumashoatz4730 Год назад +61

    One of the best stand ups I’ve seen in a very long time

  • @RonewaPhotos
    @RonewaPhotos Год назад +80

    The first part of the set was a masterclass in the art of the mislead. 🔥

  • @strxwbxrry_420
    @strxwbxrry_420 Год назад +57

    She’s so talented, I have high hopes for her career as a comedian

  • @Chiron007
    @Chiron007 Год назад +127

    Kept it real. She was witty with it and that outfit was 🔥!! Will have to look for more of her bits!

  • @noelr8929
    @noelr8929 Год назад +37

    Dude, this lady had me laughing and slapping my damn knees. Freaking hilarious.

  • @ahhhhhwahaaaa630
    @ahhhhhwahaaaa630 Год назад +106

    BRO I am screamingg 🤣 she's just so casually funny, good delivery! That last one killed me!! Please let there be more sets of her oh my god 😂 genuine and natural delivery - doesn't sound forced unlike some comedians 💀
    I loved this so much!!!

  • @cynthiajubiter6889
    @cynthiajubiter6889 4 месяца назад +6

    WOW, it is great listening to young upcoming comedians. This young lady needs a SPECIAL. TIMING AND QUALITY OF JOKES WERE AMAZING. NO cursing, just great delivery and writing.

  • @wharris123184
    @wharris123184 Год назад +203

    Don't Tell Comedy NEVER misses! Great set, Lea'h!

  • @abu4m9ja
    @abu4m9ja Год назад +93

    How havent i heard of her before? That was a strong 10 min set!👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @stanleystewart8444
      @stanleystewart8444 Год назад +5

      One of the strongest I've seen from ANY comic in a longgg time

  • @theonetruesarauniya
    @theonetruesarauniya Год назад +183

    I think it's criminal to put Lea'h's almost entire closer in shorts.
    She is hilarious! So many things hit home.

    • @RichTapestry
      @RichTapestry Год назад +8

      It was the short that drew me in to watch the whole set though tbf

  • @ClovertheUnburnt
    @ClovertheUnburnt Год назад +10

    By the time you can catch your breath form one joke you're already halfway through the next, I can't breathe! She's so good!

  • @slfrules1
    @slfrules1 Год назад +46

    "My face recognition doesn't work when i'm happy" !!!

  • @HughJorgan09
    @HughJorgan09 2 месяца назад +5

    This woman is a comedy force in-the-making. I'm dumbstruck that this is all I've heard of her, but, confident that she's top-notch.

  • @fabirkemarian6370
    @fabirkemarian6370 Год назад +44

    "All my enemies are over 50." 😅.....
    as a man over 50,I approve of this message.😄

  • @lonicocopuffs
    @lonicocopuffs Год назад +20

    I haven't laughed this much at standup comedy in a minute. She's so effortlessly funny.😂😂😂

  • @leimoan800
    @leimoan800 Год назад +39

    I love her wit and sarcasm❤❤

  • @southtoe3607
    @southtoe3607 7 месяцев назад +6

    The Grindr brunch one got me 😂

  • @katied2579
    @katied2579 Год назад +97

    First time I've seen you, and was totally entertained the whole time! Very witty, loved the show, can't wait to see more from you

  • @ethanwisdom1282
    @ethanwisdom1282 8 месяцев назад +7

    "grindr when i wanted brunch" SHE JUST GAGGED US ALL😭😭😭

  • @sexylilly6379
    @sexylilly6379 Год назад +19

    That dress and hair style is beautiful!! Her comedy is the cherry on top 🍒

  • @randomnyss2011
    @randomnyss2011 Год назад +95

    I was called crazy and delusional once by a man. Only once my whole lifetime. He was trying to hookup with me, while hiding the fact that he was engaged. Damn, that day I realised men can go much lower than anybody can ever imagine.

    • @captainobvious8037
      @captainobvious8037 Год назад

      You sure know how to clump 3 different conversations together.
      1. For what reason did this man call you crazy and delusional? You didn't yet tell us about it.
      2. Probably 95% of the population would agree, that a man who's hiding the fact that he's trying to cheat on his wife with you as his sidepiece.. is a piece of shit for that matter("for that matter" because maybe this hypothetical person is otherwise a saint. It should always be the BENEFIT of the doubt)
      3. "Men can go much lower than anybody can ever imagine" What on earth are you talking about? Doesn't make sense in the slightest or relates to anything you said in your comment, but it makes you sound like a person who makes everything about gender(or sex if you prefer that) for no logically sound reason.
      Please don't take this as an offense and respond like a stray dog just pissed on you. I'm not assuming you will do that, it's just a precaution.

    • @seanrawlinson
      @seanrawlinson 8 месяцев назад +2

      I dunno, using dating apps to get free meals is pretty low to me.

    • @alibobali4032
      @alibobali4032 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@seanrawlinson Maybe some people out there really do that, idk. Obviously, it's such outrageous behavior that this comedian is using it as a joke. A joke, bruv.

    • @seanrawlinson
      @seanrawlinson 6 месяцев назад

      @@alibobali4032 Not really. She's making light of what women do, using their power and privilege in the sexual marketplace to reinforce antiquated gender roles of men paying for the date and taking advantage of them.

  • @opeyjokey
    @opeyjokey Год назад +44

    She killed this!!!🎉🎉🎉

  • @alisterfolson
    @alisterfolson 2 месяца назад +4

    She read the assignment.
    Keep it short and sweet and leave us wanting more. I'm here for it!

  • @comedianmarchenderson3955
    @comedianmarchenderson3955 Год назад +51

    Amazing jokes. Love her writing. Very impressive!

  • @ciavasquesholder4108
    @ciavasquesholder4108 Год назад +15

    NOT DRUNK TEXTING YOUR MOM 😂😂😂

  • @godvibesonly7137
    @godvibesonly7137 Год назад +159

    I went to school with her. Didn’t know she was this funny 😂😂

    • @jayd152
      @jayd152 Год назад +93

      Are you the algebra teacher?

    • @skeletorlikespotatoes7846
      @skeletorlikespotatoes7846 Год назад +8

      You know what type of guys she likes?

    • @faithonwumere4204
      @faithonwumere4204 Год назад +4

      ​@@skeletorlikespotatoes7846i wanna know too lol

    • @skeletorlikespotatoes7846
      @skeletorlikespotatoes7846 Год назад +2

      @@faithonwumere4204 yeah I'm crushing so hard already. But I'm guessing she wouldn't like a skinny white boy

    • @marsea2
      @marsea2 Год назад +16

      ​@@skeletorlikespotatoes7846lol you weren't listening, her type is being fed, baby lmao U probably have a chance😂

  • @sihlecasperzulu5502
    @sihlecasperzulu5502 9 месяцев назад +7

    The plan B joke was true penmanship 🖍️ nothing but straight bars😂

  • @leev3
    @leev3 Год назад +9

    "Food apps like Tinder" 😂

  • @marozid1
    @marozid1 4 месяца назад +6

    Her jokes are a bunch of out of left field attacks and I love them. lol

  • @fxchaser4310
    @fxchaser4310 11 месяцев назад +7

    I was here for comedy but got way more, she's not only smart, articulate but a whole package 💓
    She gets you to commit to an idea about what she'll say next and switches the whole thing up like any smart comedian should😂😂(now that's talent 😊)

  • @PSHOW
    @PSHOW Год назад +7

    “ I had to download all these food apps like tinder” wild af😂

  • @duhprofessors
    @duhprofessors Год назад +37

    Super solid set. Can't wait to see more of her in the future

  • @jasmyneriley3055
    @jasmyneriley3055 Год назад +16

    The laugh I needed😂 She killed every minute👏🏼

  • @qtamiq2948
    @qtamiq2948 8 месяцев назад +8

    white guy: "You could have told me that you had cancer" 😂

  • @ToddRock16
    @ToddRock16 Год назад +17

    Doncha love it when you stumble across great comedy?
    This bit by Lea'h Sampson is high - level 70s style genius sh.. t.
    Thank you Lea'h. 🎉

  • @theedgeofoblivious
    @theedgeofoblivious Год назад +22

    She's really clever! This was great. Really good delivery.

  • @xdmztryvsvedine2773
    @xdmztryvsvedine2773 Год назад +9

    I love seeing newer comics hit my algorithm. She’s funny af. Love the stories too.

  • @SaronJoy
    @SaronJoy Год назад +8

    SHE'S ADORABLE, CHARISMATIC, & BRILLIANTLY HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂😂😂🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

  • @plumeria1985
    @plumeria1985 Год назад +13

    I can't get enough of this set, omg

  • @RastaAfricanGentleman
    @RastaAfricanGentleman Год назад +13

    The funniest part to me about not having depression anymore because of not having health insurance is literally what happened to me when I quit my job hahaha and I am in a different part of the world but could relate

  • @RepubliconCelebrityPresidents
    @RepubliconCelebrityPresidents Год назад +88

    She does that Nikki Glaser thing of regular volume setup, half pause, low half whispered subversive punchline

  • @colinskahilu
    @colinskahilu 8 месяцев назад +5

    She pokes at social issues in the most unexpected way. that Dubai joke was crazy😭😭😭

  • @gogoscorner1111
    @gogoscorner1111 Год назад +11

    The Algebra teacher!!! 👀😳...😂😂😂
    Omg MORE!!! Like immediately lol... she's amazing and that outfit is BADASS!!! Lol I need more! 😂😁🥰♥️

  • @babajidejoshua7287
    @babajidejoshua7287 Год назад +9

    She's good. That was a frigging tight set and she DELIVERED 😂

  • @bfoster68
    @bfoster68 Год назад +7

    straight up, she is funny. Glad I found this clip. Laughter is good for the soul.

  • @kellyazeez9156
    @kellyazeez9156 Год назад +4

    It's the delayed *"Queen!"* for me. 😂😂😂

  • @justinewanda9652
    @justinewanda9652 Год назад +7

    Lea'h!!!!!! The Thomas Jefferson punchline had me screaming

  • @RaphaelaLaurean
    @RaphaelaLaurean Год назад +14

    She is hysterical 😂

  • @MathMadeSimple777
    @MathMadeSimple777 Год назад +7

    It’s giving passive aggressive but I love the reality of it. Comedians have this way about them where they make fun of the darkness of the world

  • @lordsxman
    @lordsxman Год назад +7

    "They don't sound free!" Took me ouuut!

  • @sunshynemedia777
    @sunshynemedia777 Год назад +4

    ”Grindr when I want brunch “ 😂

  • @MonteaNoLipton
    @MonteaNoLipton Год назад +11

    The food struggle real...ain't nobody mad at you girl ❤

  • @missx147
    @missx147 Год назад +12

    This lady is fantastic! I have to see her in person 😂

  • @marywatson3752
    @marywatson3752 Год назад +62

    Love your Stand Up!!! So glad I came across this clip! Can't wait for more!!!

  • @jessicaleighallegedly3269
    @jessicaleighallegedly3269 Год назад +16

    Love her! So funny! This is by far the best comedy channel.. hands down

  • @georgegray4306
    @georgegray4306 Год назад +9

    I laughed through the whole set. She is hilarious😂😂😂. She needs her own show.

  • @Superb_virg
    @Superb_virg Год назад +20

    She’s a true professional! 👏🏾 very funny, great delivery

  • @robynaubrettehardy3604
    @robynaubrettehardy3604 Год назад +12

    Her delivery is amazing! 😂

  • @monicabourque4296
    @monicabourque4296 Год назад +10

    She is hilarious! Great punchline timing!!

  • @shaniyagreen9644
    @shaniyagreen9644 Год назад +9

    This is some of the best delivery I’ve seen in a while. ! Such a cute outfit too. I enjoyed this

  • @TheCosmicPony
    @TheCosmicPony 18 дней назад +1

    “Did you all have a good Covid?” 😂 She’s fantastic.

  • @kojowiredu
    @kojowiredu Год назад +24

    Real funny and absofcuknlutely adorable 🥰

  • @armanedwards
    @armanedwards Год назад +6

    SHES DOPE!!!!!!! love her sarcasm certainly!!!!! need to see more !!

  • @gixxerjames5324
    @gixxerjames5324 Год назад +4

    she's funny as hell. That last lil Bill line had me rollin'!!

  • @humanfactor750
    @humanfactor750 Год назад +4

    This is the comedy that makes you say, " Wait what!!!!!" and you just laugh while she's on to the next line......lol Great job I enjoyed this.

  • @kadnhart6661
    @kadnhart6661 9 месяцев назад +3

    I love how she would often sneak a second punchline into her jokes, this was great stuff

  • @Flame_Trap
    @Flame_Trap 4 дня назад +1

    “they wanna keep it in the family, i feel you brother” SHE IS A GENIUS

  • @pqunit
    @pqunit 8 месяцев назад +3

    She's really great ! Seen a few short clips on social media before this. She does not hold back, I love it

  • @rosemagny
    @rosemagny Год назад +9

    She was amazing 🤩 delivery was on point! I need to see more of her 😍

  • @lisar8631
    @lisar8631 Год назад +10

    She got IT 😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @tonio47
    @tonio47 Месяц назад +1

    Maaaan, her delivery & cadence is some of the best I’ve ever heard!!