I audibly gasped throughout this entire video, but as a Texan, when Matt said he used "liquid smoke" and a "crockpot" to make BBQ I said, "Oh those are fightin' words there, it's time to rumble..."
telling a married person 'bless your heart' after they say you've never even been in their house is the night the lights would have to go out in Georgia. That was WILD, Matthew!
@@fictionfan0 Trucks are meant to be USED. When you use a truck, it gets dirty. A person with a "nice and shiny" truck ain't usin it like the Good Lord intended.
I realize this was meant to be comical, but some of those insults legit had me gasping in shock that anyone would have the audacity to utter it out loud. 😅
The jokes I heard growing up in north carolina had more bite n giggle to it. "If brains were gasoline you wouldnt have enough to drive a moped around a fruit loop" is still my favorite. We're a different kind of southern s'pose 😂
I dunno, we had some good Yo Momma jokes growing up. "Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger outta George Washington's nose" was a perennial favorite.
So true, but that doesn't mean southerners can't say "yo mama" because literally in one episode of Duck Dynasty they started off the episode talking about yo mama jokes.
Southern Vicious Mockery: Either does double damage, cause they know what you mean, or none, because they don't. Impossible to tell which one will happen until you use it.
The way to get off of plates and ice is to bring what you're supposed to bring (plates/ice) AND bring a dish of food as well (I recommend a dessert-type item). Keep trying until you succeed. As long as you bring what you are supposed to bring, no one's going to complain that you brought more food to the party.
@privacyvalued4134 but if you want to *really* get off the "ice, cups, & plates" list, you have to *make* the food, not empty it out of a can! Of course you can empty the ingredients from a can to make it. No way to make ambrosia without opening a can or two.
😅I like the "your wife throws her bacon grease down the sink" "you've never even been to my house" " weeeelll..." That would probably be the most likely realistic insult I would use.😂
Lordy! Me, too! My brother lived with me for a while and kept doing that ("but I'm running hot water at the same time") after I'd told him not to so many times. He cost us $800 in repairs. My gasp came hard. lmao
My granny used to say, "Well bless (his/her/their) little pea pickin' heart." I *knew* that she really thought someone had messed up (including making her mad) or was dumb as box of rocks when she said that.
So funny. My Dad never went to McDonald's after 8:00 a.m. My dad spent so many mornings at McDonald's that when he died they practically had a funeral at the McDonald's for him.
Ok, I understand why you guys don't like the mcrib, but defying all logic, my McDonald's is really good! The fries are warm, the chicken is crispy, and the mcrib isn't the worst!
Not to mention it's gotten worse. Last mcrib I had was...i can't describe it. No flavor in the sauce or "meat" best parts were the bread and pickles. I got a big Mac 2 years ago and that too was a disappointment, bland and cold. Never went back to McD's besides BK is better, if they ever bring back that pork sandwich it's on.
"your pawpaw went to Ohio State" "you secretly prefer Hellmann's to Duke's" "your grandson took a trip to California... and liked it" "you order your hashbrowns plain!" "you put sugar in your grits!"
I don't know if I'd insult someone for putting sugar in their grits, as that might be a mostly racial divide in the South. But maybe it's just the African Americans around here that swear by it (West Tennessee).
@@thealrightygina5725 I love mine with brown sugar, and I only know that from my summer as server at Cracker Barrel (in Meridian) where that (sometimes with raisins) and a cup of coffee was the morning breakfast or more than a few Pawpaws.
My granny used waaaaay more sugar than tea in her ice tea. I have her cast iron skillet and it is not rusty. My grandpa, the most patient kindest man ever, gave up trying to teach me to drive his old stick shift pickup.
@@patchdavis35 I learned on the John Deere at 10, probably why I had no problem with my first car being a manual despite learning on automatics. @betty My husband's Granny made what was known by his friends as "instant diabetic tea" it involved 4-6 large/family sized tea bags and "as much sugar as you can get to dissolve while it's still hot" usually around 4-6 cups for a gallon of tea.
Your Granny must have loved you very much, bequeathing the cast iron skillet to you. My husband's Granny gave me the secret recipe for her baked beans before she died. I was the only one who got it. I know she loved me. I miss her.
Ok I not only get that insults and great humor of these but I've heard a lot of them. I'm a Northerner but have grown up with plenty of friends who had their Southern relatives visit. I live in a military town so we grew up with everybody who had lived a whole lotta everywhere... Ever before they got over to here. But I don't get the one about the cornbread being uncooked in the middle having TWO MEANINGS. That's pretty much the only one outta my range. All the others I was busting out laughing OR gasping at him saying. TEEHEE 😂😉🗽😎 #BrooklynBornBaby #StrongIslandRaised #WW2ArmyAirCorpsMPsKid #3RDGenerationalArmy #HOOAH #MultipleBranchFam
That one about your pawpaw stays indoors during a “tornader” got me. My granddad (yeah we called him granddad) took us out in the car to follow “tornaders.” That man was a champ!
True! My little southern Grandma, God rest her soul, was small and didn't look strong. But when she slapped your face, it stung worse than you'd expect!
Honestly found this entertaining! The most polite-insulting Southern throw down and I'm a bit surprised that Yankee or Californian was not thrown out their as an insult...Must be the nuclear option and basically starts a legendary hatred that spans for generations. Like the Hatifield-McCoy Conflict...it basically destroys any hope of friendship.
Dang it! Now I miss my Nanny! Don't miss her peach tree switches and rick-rack paddles, but I sure miss the love she showed with every swing and her Sunday after church family lunches............ anyways, Matt, that was epic!
Mine was my Aunt with plum tree switches. If I was on a roll of bad behavior, she'd make me pick 5 or 6 and keep them in a single flower vase in water on the kitchen table. 😂
I made up "Nanny" by accident; I didn't even know anybody else called their grandma that! Mine's still alive, in surprisingly good shape for a woman who beat cancer and drinks like a fish (and has done for 40+ years).
Not the rusted cast iron skillet and a “Bless your heart”? I’m surprised they didn’t actually come to blows. Of course, Granny, Nana, Meemaw and all the Southern grandmothers would have tanned both their hides! 😆🤣😂
Awwww.....love it!!! Love it!!! Thank you for making me laugh out loud!!! I am the sister to his wife..."she looks like a popped can of biscuits". Them are fighten' words!! Lol!!
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I audibly gasped throughout this entire video, but as a Texan, when Matt said he used "liquid smoke" and a "crockpot" to make BBQ I said, "Oh those are fightin' words there, it's time to rumble..."
And uses barbecue as a verb!
I would add puts sauce on their bbq, cause good bbq don't need sauce, but I believe Alabama does theirs wrong in the first place :)
@@bearralofun6223 We Alabamians don't use sauce. But we DO use pork.
I remember a friend of my dad's describing incorrect barbecue as "grills a slab of meat and puts *ketchup* on it".
He also said Texans have inferior barbecue, so you'll have to take that up with him... 😂
My favorite one is "Your wife is, well, the way she is, God love 'er."
Whole families have been ruined by that one 😂
"Well you done did it now."
telling a married person 'bless your heart' after they say you've never even been in their house is the night the lights would have to go out in Georgia. That was WILD, Matthew!
Yeah, I gasped a little at that one. Those ain’t fightin’ words, those are killin’ words!
That was way outta line lol
You ain’t lying..the sheer implication!!
@@chaddnewman2699Your not the only one who gasped.
@@KhaeLikesCoffeeIt was a awfully low blow, wasn't it. 😅😂🤣
I grew up in Texas and now live in SoCal. They don't even know I am insulting them when I say, "That truck sure is nice and shiny."
We do now😉
"Oowee, and not a single scratch in the bed."
I'm sorry, but how is that supposed to be an insult?
~a confused Washingtonian
@@fictionfan0 Trucks are meant to be USED. When you use a truck, it gets dirty. A person with a "nice and shiny" truck ain't usin it like the Good Lord intended.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Your Pawpaw ate a McRib and he liked it." Low blow, man.
Yeah that's a good quality dis no matter what part of the country you're in.
And yet I can still used that insult and still be speaking facts 😂😂😂
I realize this was meant to be comical, but some of those insults legit had me gasping in shock that anyone would have the audacity to utter it out loud. 😅
More than once, "Oh you did NOT just say that!"
I know, right? The rusted cast iron skillet was a low blow! 😂
This was a comedy? 😮 What's the world coming to?
I'm shocked that RUclips let such language be uttered in a video without triggering the trigger warnings!
@@edwardklein5770 I mean for real! Shaking my head, y’all. 🤦🏾♀️
The mental picture of a woman that "looks like a busted can of biscuits" will just not go away.😂
That probably means she needs to stop wearing crop tops and belly shirts! 😂🤣
@@johnw2026You nailed it, are you from the south? 😅😂🤣
This was the funniest line to me too. Then the one where your pawpaw isn't even called pawpaw had me dying. That one is spot on! 😂
@@thebigdog2295 yes sir. Oklahoma born, Arkansas raised. Still in Arkansas.
@@johnw2026 I was pretty sure, when you knew what it meant. The yes sir, confirms it. Pleasure to talk to you, sir.
The jokes I heard growing up in north carolina had more bite n giggle to it. "If brains were gasoline you wouldnt have enough to drive a moped around a fruit loop" is still my favorite. We're a different kind of southern s'pose 😂
Oh my goodness I have to use this one, it’s fantastic
"You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom!"
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Stop fiddle-fart'n around! -----Dad. From Arkansas.
@@johnw2026Is Arkansas really Southern if Yall put up with Hillary ?
They allow this sort of violence on RUclips?! Think of the children!
You’ve heard of rap battles and I raise you a
Southern High Noon Smackdown.
🤠dam right
Your Granny uses Jiffy Mix for corn bread
Yes! They should have jars of sweet tea holstered at the hip 😀
@@Batmandabomb Oh, my sweet Jesus! Your Momma's gonna wash out that filthy mouth of yours with lye soap.
@@florindalucero3236Or Slim Jim sticks so they don't spill the sweet tea.
Yer Granny throws out her cool whip bowls!
😂😂😂😂😂😂Good one!!
Thats a sin
Can't believe Matt didn't use that one!
And her country crock ones.
PEOPLE DO THAT?
*City Folk:* "Yo mamma..."
*Country Fellers:* "Yer granny..."
I dunno, we had some good Yo Momma jokes growing up. "Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger outta George Washington's nose" was a perennial favorite.
I'm dying in the comments 😂😂😂😂😂😂
So true, but that doesn't mean southerners can't say "yo mama" because literally in one episode of Duck Dynasty they started off the episode talking about yo mama jokes.
You don't talk about my Granny... 😅
It's not a good idea to talk about someone's granny in the south. She might find out. And that could dangerous for whoever is doing the talking.😁
I imagine this is what it looks like when a Southern Bard uses Viscious Mockery.
😆 Imagine "Southern bard uses Bless your heart and causes +4 psychic damage and gives target disadvantage." love it!
Southern bards only sing Hank Sr and freebird. Anything else is just a rhyme with music behind it. Lol
Southern Vicious Mockery: Either does double damage, cause they know what you mean, or none, because they don't. Impossible to tell which one will happen until you use it.
Grannys chicken making skillet....handed down for 5 generations......if someone took soap to it, they would know if ghosts are real.
The next text message they'd get would be via Ouija board.
Soap??? well kill me now
@@Batmandabomb You’re not supposed to wash them with soap
@@GoldenBuddah1972 Duh... I have every size pan and many a dutch oven... You probably make sweet yellow corn bread or use Jiffy Mix... the Horror
@@Batmandabombbitchy much?
You wife… is how she is… that sent me lmaoooo
Too funny.
I didn't upvote your comment because I wanted to keep it at 69 likes
You needed to know this
@@jayr.3720When I liked it, it was at 100 so like away.
Her face looks like a busted can of biscuits...LOL
You better not let Granny find out you been fighting. She will wade in with a switch and tan both your hides.
After she makes them make their own switch.
And you better not bring back a small one either!
@@donjackson5522 "best not bring back no small one, neither!"
Nope... get the Fly-Flap its easier
Fly swateers are for entry level rebellion. The switch is when you've crossed the line.
“They told you to bring plates” was there really any need to go that savage?
That's lower than "just bring rolls"
Yeppers! Them's fightin' werds! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not The "Bless Your Heart" that is an ultimate finisher.
I knew it was coming lmao 😂
There is no coming back from that !
Now, THEMS fightin' words. . . .
I'd just tell 'em "I'll send their little ole heart straight to Jesus and let him sort you out" .
I like to say bless your little pea-picking heart
I’m waiting for the sequel-Southern Insults 2: Aren’t You Precious!
Me at Costco looking at a great deal on Chinet knowing "They told you to bring plates" is how Grandma says "bless your heart we got this sweety"
This is why I always offer to do the dishes for gram-gram.
The way to get off of plates and ice is to bring what you're supposed to bring (plates/ice) AND bring a dish of food as well (I recommend a dessert-type item). Keep trying until you succeed. As long as you bring what you are supposed to bring, no one's going to complain that you brought more food to the party.
😂😂😂😂😂
@privacyvalued4134 but if you want to *really* get off the "ice, cups, & plates" list, you have to *make* the food, not empty it out of a can! Of course you can empty the ingredients from a can to make it. No way to make ambrosia without opening a can or two.
"Your son mows the lawn side saddle"
Wow, that one might actually earn a busted lip.😂
🤣😂🤣😂
Dang! That's brutal!
Hilarious!
Hang on is that calling him stupid or feminine? XD
I used to love how my granny would tell people who had nothing with them
"I'll pray for you"
That’s what I tell Duke basketball fans.
Sooooooo true lol
My favorite way to respond to that is to just say “likewise.” They can’t get made without admitting they were being shady in the first place.
Yo mama so po she makes her grits out of a box from Dollar General. And it don’t say Jiffy.
@@rayay248 idk I wouldn't dare say that to a southern granny, I like my teeth in my head and don't want to be on the church gossip chain.
😅I like the "your wife throws her bacon grease down the sink" "you've never even been to my house" " weeeelll..." That would probably be the most likely realistic insult I would use.😂
Anyone who'd dare speak about Granny like that is getting skipped straight past bless your heart right to Saint Peter
Never, ever insult granny's cooking!
Amen!🤣 And Granny would send em there!
"My Headlights are brighter then his future, Bless his heart."
☠️😂
Shots fired!
A southerner needs to do a reaction video to this and have an on-screen gasp counter. Because let me tell y'all what.
the way I gasped at the "president of the Jeff Gordon fanclub"... that is a low blow round here
I laughed out loud.
Raise hell, praise Dale.
As a northerner, can I get an explanation?
@@chrismonahan3578 Jeff Gordon was the young pretty boy from Cali driving a rainbow colored chevy.
Them fighting words boy!
The cornbread not done in the middle😂😂😂
I was just thinking about bad that is.
"Which way you mean?"
"BOTH ways."
The struggle is real, LOL.
This is one of the meanest fights I have ever seen. They went down the whole family tree. Thank #3 they didn't go after the dogs.
attackin' another man's dog's, especially if they's huntin' dogs, is a line you don't cross.
Your pawpaw broke his arm…
…and called a doctor.
The GASP I gasped at the bacon grease down the sink.
Lordy! Me, too! My brother lived with me for a while and kept doing that ("but I'm running hot water at the same time") after I'd told him not to so many times.
He cost us $800 in repairs.
My gasp came hard. lmao
My granny used to say, "Well bless (his/her/their) little pea pickin' heart." I *knew* that she really thought someone had messed up (including making her mad) or was dumb as box of rocks when she said that.
Oh yeah, when "pea pickin" came in it was serious.
Where I’m from, that’s the worst insult that one can give. It’s nice to know that others use it as well.
I was waiting for the pea pickin' heart phrase. That's a pretty strong finisher move.
Yeah, my pastor uses that sometimes. Even behind the pulpit! He's 76, he can say whatever he wants at this point! 😂
Actually he did NOT say pea-pickin'. My wife and I are both going "oh, he messed that up."
This goes harder than $9 worth of jawbreakers.
that's beautiful!
So funny. My Dad never went to McDonald's after 8:00 a.m. My dad spent so many mornings at McDonald's that when he died they practically had a funeral at the McDonald's for him.
My husband and I love to have breakfast early at McDonald's and talk with the old men. 😊
Or Hardee's. Around here for years they'd close about 2pm a lot and serve breakfast until about noon.
May the memories of coffee and McMuffins be a blessing.
"Your cast iron is RUSTED" I gasped, ohhhh damn that's a huge insult to my mother from Alabama...
That was criminally low.
That's the one that got me. I gasped out loud!
The fur would have flew at that one!!!
That's an insult everywhere!
Even a yankee like me knows somecof those were low. 😂
Go yell that in Downtown Boston
I was doubting how Southern I was, despite me growing up in Texas and Florida. Thank you for restorin’ my confidence in myself.
Oh my goodness! The rusted cast iron skillet & throwing out the bacon grease. Major travesties 🙈😂
"May god bless your tiny, little heart," was like ohh... it gonna go down, now.
For #2, “You put your granny’s cast iron in the dishwasher!”
Well that could be why it's rusted but...🤭
I’m Southern by marriage, going on 24 years now, and even I knew that them there’s fightin’ words! 😂
Southern by marriage, heh? You're proof that Yankees CAN be converted and brought to God's country!
NOTE There are so many Southern Insults that the entire rest of the country thinks we are being nice..... Bless their hearts.
_"Your Granny's cooking is so bad, the raccoons put warning signs on her trash cans!"_
Yep, I said it!
'Cause it's TRUE!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Too bad all things can’t be settled by fear of being late to a pot luck supper.😂
Haha! Gravy out of a packet literally caused a fight last thanksgiving 😂😂😂😂
That Mcrib one was probably the lowest insult ever 😁
My Tennessean ex-husband loved those. Bless his heart.
I still don't understand some people's infatuation with Mickey D's in general and the McRib in particular.... 🤢
@@dvldog_ I took one bite out of one out of curiosity once, and that was one bite to many 🤢🤮
Ok, I understand why you guys don't like the mcrib, but defying all logic, my McDonald's is really good! The fries are warm, the chicken is crispy, and the mcrib isn't the worst!
Not to mention it's gotten worse. Last mcrib I had was...i can't describe it. No flavor in the sauce or "meat" best parts were the bread and pickles.
I got a big Mac 2 years ago and that too was a disappointment, bland and cold. Never went back to McD's besides BK is better, if they ever bring back that pork sandwich it's on.
NOBODY insults like Southerners, bless their hearts 😂❤!
missed "hold your horses" and "for cryin out loud".
My MIL used to say, “Hold your tater sack!” Because they weren’t rich enough to have a horse 😂
The "Bless your heart" is all-inclusive. It can be an insult and a genuine concern.
"your pawpaw went to Ohio State"
"you secretly prefer Hellmann's to Duke's"
"your grandson took a trip to California... and liked it"
"you order your hashbrowns plain!"
"you put sugar in your grits!"
And sugar and flour in the cornbread.
@@BrooksMoses😳🤢Oh lawd no, please no!!😂😂
I don't know if I'd insult someone for putting sugar in their grits, as that might be a mostly racial divide in the South. But maybe it's just the African Americans around here that swear by it (West Tennessee).
@@thealrightygina5725 I love mine with brown sugar, and I only know that from my summer as server at Cracker Barrel (in Meridian) where that (sometimes with raisins) and a cup of coffee was the morning breakfast or more than a few Pawpaws.
I was shocked there was no grits insults. "You make instant grits"
“Was that before or after they made him the president of the Jeff Gordon fan club” lol!!!!!
It's just wrong on so many levels! 😂
Liquid smoke.
**LIQUID SMOKE.**
_Them’s fighting words…_
"Your granny buys her biscuits at the store." 😮😮😮😮😮😮
Y'all have a blessed day now, ya hear?!?!
We've found the Chick-Fil-A employee. 😃
@@nanoflower1 I wish.
All of this is appalling!!!😮😮😮 I have not witnessed this kind of violence in a month of Sundays! 😮😮😮
My granny used waaaaay more sugar than tea in her ice tea. I have her cast iron skillet and it is not rusty. My grandpa, the most patient kindest man ever, gave up trying to teach me to drive his old stick shift pickup.
You cain't drive a stick? I learned at age 12.
@@patchdavis35 I learned on the John Deere at 10, probably why I had no problem with my first car being a manual despite learning on automatics.
@betty My husband's Granny made what was known by his friends as "instant diabetic tea" it involved 4-6 large/family sized tea bags and "as much sugar as you can get to dissolve while it's still hot" usually around 4-6 cups for a gallon of tea.
@@patchdavis35 I learned when still a teen.
Not driving a stick is a point off your southern card! 😐
Your Granny must have loved you very much, bequeathing the cast iron skillet to you. My husband's Granny gave me the secret recipe for her baked beans before she died. I was the only one who got it. I know she loved me. I miss her.
That cornbread being wet in the middle…that’s real 🤦🏾♀️😂
"BBQ in a crockpot" was hillarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thats just slop in an electric bucket
Matt, you're as crazy as sprayed roach! Thanks for doing what you do.
Matt's solo skits are waaaay better than It's a Southern Thing skits. I'm glad you left 😊
This! 💯
He was being held back over there....he needed to shine out like the bright creative light he is.
He left? I didn’t know that. Way up here in Alaska news gets delayed (or frozen on its way up here!). I do love his skits.
1:45 You forgot "pea pickin", may God bless your tiny little pea pickin heart.
Slap the taste right out of your mouth has got to be my all time favorite 😆
NOT THE LIQUID SMOKE!
😂😂
So in this episode, Northerners learn that while they insult the other feller's mother, Southerners insult the other guy's MiMi.
Southerners stand no chance against the The Midwestern US, and Rocky Mountain West.
Ok I not only get that insults and great humor of these but I've heard a lot of them. I'm a Northerner but have grown up with plenty of friends who had their Southern relatives visit. I live in a military town so we grew up with everybody who had lived a whole lotta everywhere... Ever before they got over to here. But I don't get the one about the cornbread being uncooked in the middle having TWO MEANINGS. That's pretty much the only one outta my range. All the others I was busting out laughing OR gasping at him saying. TEEHEE 😂😉🗽😎 #BrooklynBornBaby #StrongIslandRaised #WW2ArmyAirCorpsMPsKid #3RDGenerationalArmy #HOOAH #MultipleBranchFam
1. Cornbread should be cooked well with brown crust on top and bottom. So the middle is well done. She’s a bad cook 2. She’s stupid/crazy 😂
@@christinegelabert1651the 2 cornbread meanings are- 1st, the actual cornbread and 2nd, the brain or personality of the wife herself.
@@Z1QueenB I pretty much guessed the second meaning meant her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
This sounds like my mother and my aunt talking about other kinfolk lol
OMG! He said Granny's cast iron is rusty????
Sarumon, _"So you have chosen Death."_
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had to pause it at "Jeff Gordon Fan Club" so I could laugh properly.
WOW a one two punch! Y'all use canned biscuits, and bless your heart! After that it's all over!
That one about your pawpaw stays indoors during a “tornader” got me. My granddad (yeah we called him granddad) took us out in the car to follow “tornaders.” That man was a champ!
Starts off low key and just continues to ramp up. Love it!
That was so dang naughty. Y’all are gonna be in trouble.
The wrath of a southern grandmama is not something to trifle with. My brother learned that the hard way.
True! My little southern Grandma, God rest her soul, was small and didn't look strong. But when she slapped your face, it stung worse than you'd expect!
Close, but ‘pea pickin’ little heart’ should have been added to that last bless your heart 😉
Yer Granny’s frying pan is rusted! 😳I gasped out loud!
Honestly found this entertaining! The most polite-insulting Southern throw down and I'm a bit surprised that Yankee or Californian was not thrown out their as an insult...Must be the nuclear option and basically starts a legendary hatred that spans for generations. Like the Hatifield-McCoy Conflict...it basically destroys any hope of friendship.
Respectfully...
the way i was gasping every few seconds 💀
Don't come for my skillet.
guard it with your life.
Matt's videos always brighten my day.
Best southern insult is "Well, now bless your little heart!"
If ya wanna really diss someone, you go with, "Bless your pea pickin' heart."
At least neither of them made an accusation of making vegetarian BBQ.
Dang it! Now I miss my Nanny! Don't miss her peach tree switches and rick-rack paddles, but I sure miss the love she showed with every swing and her Sunday after church family lunches............ anyways, Matt, that was epic!
The softer my Nanny spoke the scareder I got...
Mine was my Aunt with plum tree switches. If I was on a roll of bad behavior, she'd make me pick 5 or 6 and keep them in a single flower vase in water on the kitchen table. 😂
I made up "Nanny" by accident; I didn't even know anybody else called their grandma that!
Mine's still alive, in surprisingly good shape for a woman who beat cancer and drinks like a fish (and has done for 40+ years).
Wicked funny!! As a Rhode Islander, I don't understand most of this video, but it made me laugh!
"President of the Jeff Gordon fan club" 😂
I've never had a fight that didn't end with both of us going to the bar and having a beer.
That says everything about you as a person
That cast iron and rust comment really hurt😢😢..😂😂
I know. (ashamed of the current state of my cast-iron frying pan...)
@@melanies734 😂😂💗
"Oh? Was that before or after they made him president of the Jeff Gordon fan club?" 😂😂
Knock knots on your head faster than you can rub them!😂 Bless your heart!
okay, well, "bless your heart" is now my favorite insult!!! 🤣💕
The jeff gordon fan club joke made me gasp and drop my sweet tea
Too funny. Thanks Matt for all rhe time and effort you put in to give us laughter! May God bless you and your lovely wife and children.
That 'Bless your heart.' was SAVAGE!
This was a MASTERPIECE Matt!!!!
Support Your Local Suthrn Y'all 🌟🌻💚
You could say it was a MATT-ster-piece.
And that’s how you know I bring plates to the comedy club pot luck
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This here was gold.
Thank you
Not the rusted cast iron skillet and a “Bless your heart”? I’m surprised they didn’t actually come to blows. Of course, Granny, Nana, Meemaw and all the Southern grandmothers would have tanned both their hides! 😆🤣😂
My MawMaw would have come back from her resting place in Louisiana to whoop their butts.
Matt's videos always put a smile on my face. We love you Matt!
That "Bless your heart" will finish anything!
Awwww.....love it!!! Love it!!!
Thank you for making me laugh out loud!!! I am the sister to his wife..."she looks like a popped can of biscuits". Them are fighten' words!! Lol!!
That one made me laugh the hardest!!!🤣😂🤣😂
BBQ in a crockpot is legit an oxymoron. But the foolishness of having a rusted cast iron skillet made my heart pause and weep!
The ol tried and true “Bless your heart.” Always the best lol