I think it's safe to say that Statler and Waldorf are easily two of the best characters in the entire Muppets franchise. Period. Their roasts are always a delight!
Kermit: "Statler and Waldorf, the two old gentlemen who usually sit up here, have-" Fozzie: "Died." Kermit: "Fozzie, they have not." Fozzie: "Hahahahaha!!"
R.I.P. Jim Henson (1936-1990) (Waldorf) and Richard Hunt (1951-1992) (Statler). Man it's too bad that these two great and wonderful men didn't live to rip old ages like these characters are. :(
"What are you talking about? It's great that they didn't live long enough to become like us!" "Yeah, they got to leave the show early!" "DOOOOOOHOHOHOHO!"
Really? I didn’t know Seseme street had redeeming qualities. I thought it was just a young kids show with all that implied. I guess you learn something new every day.
Statler: you know I really liked this video Waldorf: yeah? what was you're favorite part? Statler: That scene around 7:02, it was wonderful! Both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Waldorf: You know, it's too bad we will never know the 33 people who dislike this video. Statler: I know, right? I would love to be friends with them. both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
+Alex Palmer I once noted about the Kenny Rogers episode where he sang "The Gambler" ... a kids show with a character who drinks, smokes, and dies mid-performance. The kids who watched it at the time have grown up into adults who are still enamored with it. Kids today would never see it because it might offend someone's sensibilities.
Waldorf:Someday I'm going to get a job with this show. Statler: What part will you apply for? Waldorf: The guy who closes the curtain. DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
*Waldorf*: You know, it's a shame Gonzo's leaving the show. *Statler*: Yeah. I can think of some other people I'd rather see leave the show. *Waldorf*: Who? *Statler*: Me. *Both*: DAOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!
I once dreamed of my old age as featuring a giant house on an island, a huge fleet of luxury cars, and a much younger lover. But now I'd be happiest with my own balcony seat at a theater and making snide remarks and heckling every entertainer that dared to take the stage.
Why didn't these guys ever put in a guest appearance with Siskel and Ebert? The four of them in a room would've been the most amazing thing in the world.
@@garretthochmuth4522 Waldorf: And unlike us he doesn't have to use it as a coping mechanism. Statler: Yeah that's reserved for us in hell. Waldorf: Living hell. Statler: As in right now. Both: Dohohohohohohoho
Waldorf: Hey Statler, I was thinking of getting into the film critiquing business. Statler: Really? Why's that? Waldorf: Well it would get me out of THIS theater! DOHOHOHOHOH!!!
I love the Jail scene where they are look at each other If I know the judge was going to sentence us to life, I would have asked for the chair.. Love those 2 old guys..
@@angelbeas9137 I assume that wasn't one of their jokes, because i sincerely doubt they would have ever said anything that could even partially be considered a compliment, I know that they weren't foul-mouthed at all. unlike someone you would see on "Jerry Springer." (for example) but i still don't think they ever paid anyone except maybe an attractive FEMALE guest star a compliment.
"Hey i just won a contest" "What did you win?" "Two tickets to Nickleback" "really, what did the runner-up get?" "Four tickets!" DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHO!
3:26 was pretty good, about Pittsburg... The best one was not in this: Statler: The question is, what is a "Mahna Mahna"? Waldorf: The question is, who cares?
EliJ: And how ironic, because Jim Henson & Richard Hunt--who did play Statler & Waldorf--were the first people that the Muppet family would lose first.
Statler: Hey Waldorf are you one of them that dislike this video Waldorf: Yes, how about you Statler : Yes I was the rest of the 19 dislikes Both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
(about balloon) Waldorf:"Here. Can you tell anything about me from this?" Statler:" Yeah, you've got a round shape, and you're full of hot air." hahahaha
Waldorf: What did you think of Linda? Statler: Terrific! Waldorf: What about that rubber band? Statler: Well, make 'em into a tire then drive 'em to Pittsburgh! Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!
S: You know Waldorf, being able to look back on it all, I can see that maybe we were being cruel W: Oh I quite agree. Putting ourselves through that show week after week was torture D'OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!
Waldorf: Hey Frog we watched the show Statler: How open the doors. So we can leave. Kermit: You Guys promised to watch the show.. Statler n Waldorf: We Lied.. let us out already..
"Wake up, you old fool. You slept through the whole show."
"Who's the fool? You watched it!"
Perfect Comment 👍🏽
my favourite of all their comments.
"You got it wrong! We're supposed to sit up here and throw things at you!"
I think it's safe to say that Statler and Waldorf are easily two of the best characters in the entire Muppets franchise. Period. Their roasts are always a delight!
I agree. They’re my most fav of the show biz
"That joke was really something!"
"Yeah, something terrible!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
Vector710 Gravity Falls Reference?
Jake Taller yeah which is a homage to Statler and Waldorf.
These two old guys had me bursting at the seams. I miss this show.
Wardolf: That number wasn't half-bad.
Statler: WHAT!!!
Wardolf: It was all bad!
Both: DOHOHHOHOHOHOH!!!
It’s actually spelled “Waldorf.”
Kermit: "Statler and Waldorf, the two old gentlemen who usually sit up here, have-"
Fozzie: "Died."
Kermit: "Fozzie, they have not."
Fozzie: "Hahahahaha!!"
Xander Wardwell-Gaw What episode is that from?
The episode with Hal Linden as the guest star.
Fozzie is that one kid who is so annoys the substitute so bad they quit their job
@@brunobuccharati2424 you mean the hero
@@xanderwardwell-gaw7472 Where Statler & Waldorf try to prove they can put together a better show than Kermit & Fozzie(and fail)
Statler and Waldorf the original trolls!
R.I.P. Jim Henson (1936-1990) (Waldorf) and Richard Hunt (1951-1992) (Statler). Man it's too bad that these two great and wonderful men didn't live to rip old ages like these characters are. :(
Life can be pretty cruel sometimes.
Statler was Dick Hunt?
MrDownslider Yes
BayareaGuy06 Those two old fools!
"What are you talking about? It's great that they didn't live long enough to become like us!"
"Yeah, they got to leave the show early!"
"DOOOOOOHOHOHOHO!"
These were the coolest old men ever. The 70's and 80's were the shit. Much love for the old school Seseme Street and Muppet Show!!!
Really? I didn’t know Seseme street had redeeming qualities. I thought it was just a young kids show with all that implied.
I guess you learn something new every day.
"I had a good time while that was showing"
"Why"
"I was reading a book!"
"You know I love French singers." "I love French fries." "French fries? I don't get that." "You didn't order any." LOL
I slammed my hand on my desk after I heard that.
It's so fucking stupid but it's goddamn gold.
😂😂😂😂
I love French tongue
I love pigs tongue
Pigs tongue? Why you? Oh I know
You didn’t order any. :)
@@alextavalesthemuppetmaniac5607 I love that one
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Somebody needs to bring The Muppet Show back on TV. I'm not saying making a new Muppet Show, but to show the old Muppet Show. :)
0:01 That may have been the funniest joke Fozzie has ever told in his life.
😂
The only funniest mind you
😂😂😂
Well, that’s not a high bar to cross! DOHOHOHOHOHO
The original trolls.
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Those two old fools!
Sadler: I wish it was a tv.
Waldorf: Why?
Sasler: So I can turn it off.
Both: HAHAHAHAHA
Statler: "I think honesty's always the best policy."
Waldorf: "You believe that?"
Statler: "No I was lying." LOL one of the best.
Here's another good one. Statler: Well, I think we should call it a day" Waldorf: Yeah, right. You certainly couldn't call it a good show"
Statler: you know I really liked this video
Waldorf: yeah? what was you're favorite part?
Statler: That scene around 7:02, it was wonderful!
Both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Waldorf: You know, it's too bad we will never know the 33 people who dislike this video.
Statler: I know, right? I would love to be friends with them.
both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
RUclips ruined a lot of fun after they started hiding the dislikes.
A funny show with no foul language, R-rated material, or innuendo. Who would've thought?
+Alex Palmer I once noted about the Kenny Rogers episode where he sang "The Gambler" ... a kids show with a character who drinks, smokes, and dies mid-performance. The kids who watched it at the time have grown up into adults who are still enamored with it. Kids today would never see it because it might offend someone's sensibilities.
Actually, Waldorf's Lithuanian comment when Statler drops his pants was probably innuendo for its time LOL
what about that pants drop thing?
Yah, because they just straight up tell the jokes to your face!! HAHAHA.
Kris Schmidt It was a reference to a Spike Milligan sketch where he dropped his pants to reveal a Union Jack.
Waldorf:Someday I'm going to get a job with this show.
Statler: What part will you apply for?
Waldorf: The guy who closes the curtain.
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
lol
"You got it wrong AGAIN!"
"Yeah! We're supposed to sit up here and throw things at YOU!"
*Waldorf*: You know, it's a shame Gonzo's leaving the show.
*Statler*: Yeah. I can think of some other people I'd rather see leave the show.
*Waldorf*: Who?
*Statler*: Me.
*Both*: DAOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!
+Raving Rando Those guys are funny!
Wait Gonzo left?
" I know what's wrong with this show." " What" " It's the theatre" " What's wrong with it?" " The seats face the stage!"
Would love to hear those two comment on some of the garbage that is on TV today...
True that.
They had a movie review web series for awhile
"I think honesty is always the best policy."
"You believe that?"
"No, I was lying."
"Huhuhuhu."
Great. XD
Trolling before it was cool.
"Fire Down Below! Great number!"
"Thanks."
"Thanks? You didn't write Fire Down Below!"
"No, but the guy who did had just had a bowl of my chili!"
"My ear hurts...."
"Why?"
"Hearing the dialogue is fatal to my ear!"
*DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Waldorf: " That film was pretty good."
Statler: " I've seen detergents that leave a better film."
If I'm like them when I get old, my life will be worth it.
I once dreamed of my old age as featuring a giant house on an island, a huge fleet of luxury cars, and a much younger lover. But now I'd be happiest with my own balcony seat at a theater and making snide remarks and heckling every entertainer that dared to take the stage.
Waldorf: Well he's actually gone. Will we ever forget him?
Statler: Who?
Waldorf: You know, whatshisname?
Both: Daahhhh hahahahahaha
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Waldorf: he's a family guy
Statler: he is?
Waldorf: he's got a wife and squids ROFLMAO
Kings of Trolling
Why didn't these guys ever put in a guest appearance with Siskel and Ebert? The four of them in a room would've been the most amazing thing in the world.
They'd probably heckle each other too much.
they would end up having a Rap battle
jordan porter Maybe.
PRU Headquarters i can see it now
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
SISKEL & EBERT VS. STATLER & WALDORF
BEGIN!!!
jordan porter DOHOHOHOHOHO!!
Waldorf:it's a shame Jim Henson is dead
Statler:it could have been worse
Waldorf:how?
Startler:he could have made more episodes
Both:dohohohohohohohoh
They always laugh at anything those two made the show hilarious
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That’s actually pretty funny.
@@garretthochmuth4522 Waldorf: And unlike us he doesn't have to use it as a coping mechanism.
Statler: Yeah that's reserved for us in hell.
Waldorf: Living hell.
Statler: As in right now.
Both: Dohohohohohohoho
"That number goes way back." "Well, it didn't go back far enough. I could still see it." ""OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!"
"Fire Down Below, Great Number!
Thanks
Thanks? You didn't write Fire Down Below?
No, but the Guy who Did just had a Bowl of My Chilli!"
I really was on the titanic I know u still have the dress. u were wearing so they would let u on the lifeboat LMFAOOOOOOO
Waldorf: Hey Statler, I was thinking of getting into the film critiquing business.
Statler: Really? Why's that?
Waldorf: Well it would get me out of THIS theater!
DOHOHOHOHOH!!!
These two are a trip
"Can you tell anything about me from this?"?
"Yeah you've got a round shape and you're full of hot air."
LORL!!
I love the Jail scene where they are look at each other
If I know the judge was going to sentence us to life, I would have asked for the chair..
Love those 2 old guys..
Great comedy !
"Do you know how whales cry?"
"No how do they cry?"
"Blubber Blubber Blubber" LOLOLOL!
Oh blubber blubber
I don't get it
But yet I still laugh...somehow
@@angelbeas9137 I assume that wasn't one of their jokes, because i sincerely doubt they would have ever said anything that could even partially be considered a compliment, I know that they weren't foul-mouthed at all. unlike someone you would see on "Jerry Springer." (for example) but i still don't think they ever paid anyone except maybe an attractive FEMALE guest star a compliment.
‘Blubber’ is both a synonym for crying, and the name of the fat in a whale’s body.
@@hughmorris7557 I know that.
I don't find puppets believable...
I don't believe you!!!
Dons!
These two were the best so fun they don't make TV programme as good as this anymore
The original haters.
My Father used to say a bad Muppets was better than a good Love Boat.
Yeah, after watching the Love Boat, my TV came down with Chlamydia,
@@simeonbaumel7293 I was about to ask if anyone ever actually watched The Love Boat.
Thus, trolling was born
"Hey i just won a contest"
"What did you win?"
"Two tickets to Nickleback"
"really, what did the runner-up get?"
"Four tickets!"
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHO!
“Can you tell anything about me from this?”
“Yeah. We got round shape when your full of hot air.” LOL
Statler and Waldorf funny moments
3:26 was pretty good, about Pittsburg...
The best one was not in this:
Statler: The question is, what is a "Mahna Mahna"?
Waldorf: The question is, who cares?
W: I'm really going to enjoy tonight.
S: You plan to like this show?!
W: No, I plan to watch television!
RIP Jim Henson and Richard Hunt
7:01 is the best part
Hohohohoho
EliJ: And how ironic, because Jim Henson & Richard Hunt--who did play Statler & Waldorf--were the first people that the Muppet family would lose first.
"I think honesty is always the best policy."
"you believe that?"?
"No I was lying."
LOL!!!!!
Statler: "You've got it wrong again!"
Waldorf: "Yeah we're supposed to sit up here and throw things at you."
Statler: Hey Waldorf are you one of them that dislike this video
Waldorf: Yes, how about you
Statler : Yes I was the rest of the 19 dislikes
Both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
(about balloon)
Waldorf:"Here. Can you tell anything about me from this?"
Statler:" Yeah, you've got a round shape, and you're full of hot air."
hahahaha
Waldorf: Wake me when the show starts.
Statler: It's already been on awhile.
Waldorf: Oh, wake me when it's over. lol
the original trolls
ye, there the kind of people, internet trolls wish they could be
"That there's what you call the medium sketch"
"The medium sketch?"
"Yeah, it wasn't rare and it certainly wasn't well done!"
**Elderly Laughter**
My favourite part was the contacts lenses
Fantastic. Yes, I agree they should be on American Idol and other talent shows.
having flashbacks when I was a kid these two hecklers.
Waldorf: "...I'll give you the evil eye."
Statler: "O I'm Scared(x2) (Gasps)
Waldorf: "I warned him."
Love it!
"The seats face the stage!" I'd forgotten that one.
1:10 Waldorf I don’t feel so good.
just love these two :D
Staler and Waldorf help me get over a bad Fanfiction.
These 2 and Mystery Science Theater 3000, were such influences on me.
imagine being schizophrenic and just hearing those 2 in ur head commenting on everything ur doing
"Do you know how whales cry?"
"How do they cry?"
"Blubber blubber blubber."
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Always good for a laugh
I Wish all critics were like this! I love these 2
4:54 THE EVIL EYE!!!
Waldorf: Boo boo
Statler: say the men in the theatre box
Statler and Waldorf: don't boogie in the barnyard.
LOL!!!!
Waldorf: What did you think of Linda?
Statler: Terrific!
Waldorf: What about that rubber band?
Statler: Well, make 'em into a tire then drive 'em to Pittsburgh!
Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!
S: You know Waldorf, being able to look back on it all, I can see that maybe we were being cruel
W: Oh I quite agree. Putting ourselves through that show week after week was torture
D'OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!
I could totally see John Goodman play a live action version of Statler
awesome compilation. my only complaint is you didn't put any effort into balancing the sound levels between clips
Waldorf: Hey Frog we watched the show
Statler: How open the doors. So we can leave.
Kermit: You Guys promised to watch the show..
Statler n Waldorf: We Lied.. let us out already..
It's now not how
Siskel and Ebert, Jim Henson style!
5:00 OMG HAHAHAHA I MISS THESE GUYS
Statler: Do you know how whales cry?
Waldorf: No, how do they cry?
Statler: Blubber! Blubber! Blubber! Blubber! Blubber! Blubber!
4:50 is my favorite part.
I now realize television has 1 major advantage over a live stage show.
Oh? What’s that?
A television you can turn off.
Dohohoho!
"I wonder how they do that?"
"Do what?"
3:03 could totally be applied to michael bay movies.
Gosh I watch all these growing up . Brings backs memories
Aside from a few areas where I could barely hear them, they are as hilarious as always.
We need more Statler/Waldorf!
The Muppet Show wasn't a show without Statler and Waldorf.
"The Rhyming Song, huh? They really must be getting desperate."
"Desperation is a good sign. Soon they may panic and run away."
"I love french singers."
"I love french fries!"
"...I don't get that."
"Of course not. You didn't order any!"
man these guys are funny they made me laugh
"How did she do that?"
"Probably like this." *Disappears*
"Yep, that's probably how she did it."
I always love to watch these guys with their wisecracks and put down but yet my favorite character is actually Kermit
You know a show is good when the critics are hilarious.
My two most influential role models.
I need to aspire to be like Waldorf and Statler. Instead I'm too much like Fred Sanford: Old and in a house full of junk!