Hah! I tell people I do no I don't watch football I watch something called Starcraft. I tell them it's like chess but on meth but in a good way.Gametree is insanely large and no games are the same I think it has a lot of viewer potential if people knew more about it.
I knew immediately when Artosis claimed yesterday that Stork was going to blow through the competition and easily make it to the RO8 that he was going to bomb out without winning a game.
Same. The way he fought back in the first game in particular showed so much grit and heart, makes it very easy to root for him. And I never saw him on that kind of level before yesterday, but he definitely showed he's very close to breaking into higher rounds in SSL.
Tasteless: If this is my stream, I`ve already left the game. I`m so mad. I`m ready to ban people in chat trying to explain to me I should have not let that happen. Artosis: If this is my game, I loose at 37 minutes to a recall from here. Best commentators ever!
"This is why Sharp is such a good player, because he'll just have the fuckin' armory." Hahaha, Artosis lets one slip. Terran players are so passionate.
I laughed when Tasteless was like "Artosis, I gotta ask because the game is slow right now.... Can you go marines and medic with stim against nexus first?" (WIDE EYED) And very much in Artosis like fashion he answered the question, quickly denying that it's possibility and moving on. Tastosis is legendary stuff.
It's just insanely risky. If Protoss does a standard robo build, a single Reaver completely invalidates all of it. You have like a couple of minutes where you either kill the Dragoons and win or lose.
@@ExValeFor i listened to the lyrics more closely for the intro and also the match start and it seems a lot more obvious lol so i think i agree now, ive never listened to music generated by AI before until now and after
Soulkey avoided both hero and Rush early in the draw once again, the two players who have the best odds of beating him on paper and have taken him to 7 games in the past. So until he meets either of those guys in the final then yeah he's got the path that he likes for sure and if hero or Rush don't make the final I can't see him losing it either.
Stork actually was playing a solid game against Sharp and had map control and was in great shape. Then somehow instead of expanding bottom right and locking down the map to starve the Terran out of resources, Stork sends his entire army down a very narrow path against a turtled Terran and tons of tanks only to lose a ton of units and retreat. At that point the supply lead evaporated, Sharp broke out of containment, and the game was essentially over. It's the type of head-scratching move where it leaves you thinking just why?
It was terrible yeah I don't know if I'll trust Stork again to win from solid positions and ever be back in SSL playoffs. His loss to Sharp was soul-crushing stuff "I'll never pick this guy again" type of loss
@@SplashJohn I don't have any particular race that I root for. For me it really seemed like this was Stork's time to be in the playoffs and I thought he'd finally make it out of the group stages. You never know when these guys will quit or get injured or fall out of form. So I was rooting for the player above the race to see what he could do in a best of 7 series one last time but yeah it definitely wasn't meant to be.
I'm stoked about the Ro8. Those were the exact matchups I wanted to see. Here's what I'm rooting for: Sn0w > Barracks Light > Soulkey! Rain > Rush Her0 > Sharp Sn0w > Light Her0 > Rain Sn0w > Her0
i just found out that if you watch the video at 75% speed, the casts last 33% longer :o (i think i did the math right!) also you get funny slightly slowed down voices ^_^
2:36:28 Imagine this is a prayer that Tasteless is giving on behalf of the game we just shared together. "Look, Stork didn't have it. He did not look like round of 8 material, he barely looked like round of 16 material for this day, today." Haha, "for this day, today". Amen!
Artosis and Tasteless.... I want u guys to know I've watched all the seasons of asl and I can't watch the games that are not casted by you too. Great chemistry, and the mix of Artosis deep understanding and Tasteless quick wit and likeability fits together so well. Keep it up guys!
Been watching broodwar for many years now and I have never thought Royal was as good as Sharp or Light. Props to him winning and having unique strats but he never seemed as good as them, let alone Flash.
Tasteless's headphone is in focus but his face is not, he just needs to adjust the focus of his camera or use a smaller aperture (higher f-stop) on the lens or sit farther away.
*RO8 Predictions:* Snow > Barracks Light > Soulkey Rain > Rush hero > Sharp my contrarian hot take is that Light wins this season. Especially compared to the low odds that everyone else seems to be giving him.
Spoiler alert (though you shouldn't be reading the comment section before finishing the video, if you don't want to see spoilers): Stork said in the opening interview that he started off well, but the longer he practiced, the worse his games got. So, did Tastosis not watch it, which explains why they didn't make the connection and expected him to perform as well as he did in the ro24?
The Quasimodo shoulder coverage is the kind of Tastosis casting I'm here for.
Broodwar is my football and i’m tired of pretending it’s not
Hah! I tell people I do no I don't watch football I watch something called Starcraft. I tell them it's like chess but on meth but in a good way.Gametree is insanely large and no games are the same I think it has a lot of viewer potential if people knew more about it.
You know it's true when you can listen to the announcers only, like it's a radio broadcasted sportsball, and still follow the starcraft game.
we need a starcraft fantasy league
Accept it. Embrace it. Love it.
At least brood war doesn't cause needless concussions (assuming the football here is American football)
I knew immediately when Artosis claimed yesterday that Stork was going to blow through the competition and easily make it to the RO8 that he was going to bomb out without winning a game.
Same! That Artosis curse is real
Let's hope Artosis is rooting for Snow again this season 🙌
@@eurapeon Why bro? Lol Snow is a pretty chill guy. Wouldn`t mind him winning SSl
Yesterday made me a Speed fan, awesome stuff
He lost bro, I am a fan of winners bro… Michael Jordens bro, not Rudys bro…
Speed was very fun to watch. I hope he comes back next season. He really pushed everyone to their limits. 😅😅
@@TheRealRaddicalReggie-o9l Stop saying bro. Grow up.
Same. The way he fought back in the first game in particular showed so much grit and heart, makes it very easy to root for him. And I never saw him on that kind of level before yesterday, but he definitely showed he's very close to breaking into higher rounds in SSL.
@@bolti1976 shut your trap bro 😎
Tasteless: If this is my stream, I`ve already left the game. I`m so mad. I`m ready to ban people in chat trying to explain to me I should have not let that happen.
Artosis: If this is my game, I loose at 37 minutes to a recall from here.
Best commentators ever!
You should loosen up and not lose the game.
WWWWWWWWWWWWW
I laughed so hard hearing that😂
I find it so hard to listen to anyone but Tasteless and Artosis cast, their chemistry is so good
Same. I just can't anymore.
@@jackrogers5712 same... I tried to watch the other guys cuz they come out quicker but I justs topped and chose to wait for the goats
Way back in the day Apollo and Grubby casted a Dreamhack final, and they were amazing. Would've loved to hear them cast again, but I doubt it.
LMAO i'm dying at Royals smug face @1:01:02
yo me too that was hilarious. So funny, and somehow so baller at the same time.
Oh man the commentary was ON POINT today! The Quasimodo and Armory story arcs had me rolling 😂
Truly a relaxing time when I watch this late at night.
i love how little effort goes into the thumbnail haha both look like the just went to rehab
I just wanna say y’all are so good at casing that I can listen to the games while I drive and I really feel like I’m watching it not missing a beat
Was going to ask if I was the only one who does this and listens like it's a podcast 😂 same here
Yeah I watch games while driving too but I don't watch the road whenever there is a 7 barracks build like that 🤷🏻
"This is why Sharp is such a good player, because he'll just have the fuckin' armory." Hahaha, Artosis lets one slip. Terran players are so passionate.
OH MY GOD the look on royals face after that game vs light was just straight up GANGSTER.
If I was a Saudi Prince I would spend 50 billion dollars making Broodwar as widespread as Football
“Artosis” as a spine disorder was a banger riff Lolol
It's when you get constant chills and can't feel warm, obviously.
Royal looks like a genius bug with diabolical plans 🤣💯👌🏼
I laughed when Tasteless was like "Artosis, I gotta ask because the game is slow right now.... Can you go marines and medic with stim against nexus first?" (WIDE EYED)
And very much in Artosis like fashion he answered the question, quickly denying that it's possibility and moving on. Tastosis is legendary stuff.
Artosis won a TvP with M&M (and battlecruisers and nukes) once
@@P7abartosis took a game off ruin in cnsl3 with marines and medic pulling all his scvs in an all in lol. Definitely not a good standard build tho
It's just insanely risky. If Protoss does a standard robo build, a single Reaver completely invalidates all of it. You have like a couple of minutes where you either kill the Dragoons and win or lose.
Something about "winners rise and losers fall" cracks me up
Got chills from those AI lyrics
@@lolutkhim2dabar485 lol how do we know theyre AI lyrics?
It cracks me up Stork skill, it was funny at best…
@IroncladAlt id be embarrassed if they weren't so I personally assume it's ai lyrics and an ai voice
@@ExValeFor i listened to the lyrics more closely for the intro and also the match start and it seems a lot more obvious lol so i think i agree now, ive never listened to music generated by AI before until now and after
Doing them dirty with that thumbnail
That's just Artosis true form - depressed by his experience on ladder.
Lol
That’s what I was saying about yesterdays one haha
artosis looks like he just got done getting zealot rushed on extra high latency
Very happy of that Ro. 8 brackets, best possible imo!
Can't wait, thank you guys
I hear Artosis' voice more than my kids'
Watching Stork attempt to break Tank Lines REALLY makes you appreciate how good Rain is at it. lmao
Royal makes a tremendous Starcraft villain
With it being October the chills are coming from so many places. Glad to see SSL chills are still active even with Halloween around the corner
Artosis looks dead inside in the thumbnail😂
I haven't started this group but man I can't see anyone beating Soulkey. Another win for him this season.
Soulkey avoided both hero and Rush early in the draw once again, the two players who have the best odds of beating him on paper and have taken him to 7 games in the past.
So until he meets either of those guys in the final then yeah he's got the path that he likes for sure and if hero or Rush don't make the final I can't see him losing it either.
Spoler alert:
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Artosis has been cursing Stork so hard, the poor guy had no hope...
Put spoiler alert under a "read more"
What malevolent gamer Artosis wrought
Stork actually was playing a solid game against Sharp and had map control and was in great shape. Then somehow instead of expanding bottom right and locking down the map to starve the Terran out of resources, Stork sends his entire army down a very narrow path against a turtled Terran and tons of tanks only to lose a ton of units and retreat. At that point the supply lead evaporated, Sharp broke out of containment, and the game was essentially over. It's the type of head-scratching move where it leaves you thinking just why?
At least Artosis called a ZvZ finals... 🌝
Artosis' facial expressions in the thumbnails:
Group A - Happy
Group B - Neutral
Group C - Concerned
Group D - I have a really bad stomach bug
THE TIMMY TWO ZEALS
OUR LIVES FOR AUIR :D
Just finished watching Group C and this banger drops. Great timing.
Man those Stork games were painful to watch.
It was terrible yeah I don't know if I'll trust Stork again to win from solid positions and ever be back in SSL playoffs. His loss to Sharp was soul-crushing stuff "I'll never pick this guy again" type of loss
Only for Protoss fans. For us Terran fans, those games were hilarious.
@@SplashJohn I don't have any particular race that I root for. For me it really seemed like this was Stork's time to be in the playoffs and I thought he'd finally make it out of the group stages. You never know when these guys will quit or get injured or fall out of form. So I was rooting for the player above the race to see what he could do in a best of 7 series one last time but yeah it definitely wasn't meant to be.
Those Quasimodo comments about Royal were the best. Sharp was so good. Love your casting Tastosis.
Spoiler Warning - Tasteless uses the word 'zeitgeist' at least once.
have no idea how much happiness I have that sharp keeps progressing!@!!
Winners match commentary where Artosis just goes off about having an armory was peak
Always cheering for Sharp!
I'll better make some soup to stay heated. 58:34 here we go.
Lets go Sharp!
"These pro gamers are so Pro man" Arty 2024
1:01:12 Great smug face after winning with a great build.
I'm stoked about the Ro8. Those were the exact matchups I wanted to see.
Here's what I'm rooting for:
Sn0w > Barracks
Light > Soulkey!
Rain > Rush
Her0 > Sharp
Sn0w > Light
Her0 > Rain
Sn0w > Her0
Plss. NO zvz finals again this feels like its leading to zvz finals again
artosis curse on stork gave me chills
i just found out that if you watch the video at 75% speed, the casts last 33% longer :o (i think i did the math right!) also you get funny slightly slowed down voices ^_^
2:36:28 Imagine this is a prayer that Tasteless is giving on behalf of the game we just shared together. "Look, Stork didn't have it. He did not look like round of 8 material, he barely looked like round of 16 material for this day, today." Haha, "for this day, today". Amen!
2:36:03 Artosis does one!
Just in time for my work shift, listen then watch at home in the morning~
That was INSANE. I've got chills.
Truthfully though, no one looks like they can beat Soulkey.
My favourite thumbnail yet lads keep up the good work
Stork needed Reavers, Arbs, or Carriers in that first game...
Those damn armories!
The RO8 draft is damn amazing!
Vultures are too good man, damn! Great casting as always :)
In the next patch Blizz is changing the name of Terran to Turtle.
Oh I'll get some sleep tonight...lemme just check my phone annnd new Brood War content...sigh...*unzip*
... uh, what exactly are you unzipping?🤨
Mario's overalls
1:11:04 "HI MOM, WHERE ARE THE SUBTITLES?"
1:36:45 That is some sound Artosis is making, their excitement is infectious 😂
I love how it looks like arty and tasteless are snuggled up next to eachother :)
This has to be the most exciting group round this season I'm certain of it.
58:30 🚨SPOILER ALERT🚨 CHILLS INCOMING
If Sharp beats Hero he'll definitely make it to the Finals for sure
The thumbnails look like sick characters from a Tim and Eric bit
Is this the return of the legendary Yoga Sharp? 🤔
Sharp, Snow, (Action) let's go old school!
Can we buy Tastless a higher definition camera?
“I CAN’T GET AN ARMORY”
-Royal probably
Artosis and Tasteless.... I want u guys to know I've watched all the seasons of asl and I can't watch the games that are not casted by you too. Great chemistry, and the mix of Artosis deep understanding and Tasteless quick wit and likeability fits together so well. Keep it up guys!
🎉a gift from the univerea🎉 I'm quiting sleeping pills and have insomnia and this makes that better tanks❤
Been watching broodwar for many years now and I have never thought Royal was as good as Sharp or Light. Props to him winning and having unique strats but he never seemed as good as them, let alone Flash.
May the Tastosis casting dwell for many more days. Thank you
royal w such a diversity of builds
how much does APM matter with pros? I was just wondering because sometimes they do like 400+ the whole game while others do 250-300 the whole game.
Uh oh I may have CHILLs rolling through my every atom
Perfect bracket.
Terran versus world. Zergs and Protosses on opposite sides.
The best race shall win ;p
Hopefully Light can put up a good fight against Soulkey.
Why is the video so blurry? Some kind of encoding error?
Tasteless's headphone is in focus but his face is not, he just needs to adjust the focus of his camera or use a smaller aperture (higher f-stop) on the lens or sit farther away.
So happy to not have mirrors in RO.8!
@ 15:55 "no one gets all kills in that league" didn't action just get one a few weeks ago lol
*RO8 Predictions:*
Snow > Barracks
Light > Soulkey
Rain > Rush
hero > Sharp
my contrarian hot take is that Light wins this season. Especially compared to the low odds that everyone else seems to be giving him.
These thumbnails are on point
ro8 spoils
No Mirror matches? Two PvT and two TvZ?? C H I L L S
these bo3 are so much more fun than bo1s, hope they can get some bo3 in RO24 groups in the future
I'm worried that one day Tasteless and Artosis will start believing in Sharp.
I'm getting chills
1:28:49 we all know we want that "Oh" to hear again
It’s crazy that the round of 8 has no TvT ☝️
Sharp royal 5 min posture analysis was so funny 🤣
HiSTORKically speaking. Tasteless grinned when Artosis kinda said that
Ro8 has been changed to a bo7 series from this season, by the way.
Old musted Tastosis in 2040, I can't wait
2 07 42 ... a disturbance in the force was felt
01:01:10 definition of snug...what a g
Spoiler alert (though you shouldn't be reading the comment section before finishing the video, if you don't want to see spoilers):
Stork said in the opening interview that he started off well, but the longer he practiced, the worse his games got. So, did Tastosis not watch it, which explains why they didn't make the connection and expected him to perform as well as he did in the ro24?
Yaaaaaasssss!!! Been waiting for groups C & D to drop….Hoping group D matches are as good as group C’s matches! Thank you very much, lads!!
"im afraid you have Artosis. There is no cure. You need a constant diet of MarioXBowser TTS memes just to stop your bones dissolving
why are group C & D only in 30fps????????????
"1080 premium enhanced bitrate" im fuckin subscribed to a patreon over here
no, toast; light is going to get demolished
does anyone know why royal built a super early armory in the last game?
Rooting for Rush and Soulkey.
I had to rewind to hear artosis say "fuckin armory" again
Great show