Fallen foes, and how to finish them off

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024

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  • @alfa0i0omega
    @alfa0i0omega 9 лет назад +2401

    But what if the guy on the ground has a shield and turns into a human hermit crab?
    And the possibility of many such creatures forming the infamous crawling phalanx!!
    No ankle is safe! The horror!!! :O

    • @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin
      @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin 9 лет назад +88

      alfa0i0omega They need to learn to duck walk. "Master your ass!"
      In chivalry: mw, you can defeat this by overhead striking. :P

    • @Yourantsally
      @Yourantsally 9 лет назад +4

      Usammity of course you got the yahtzee pro-pic

    • @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin
      @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin 9 лет назад +14

      Yourantsally
      What do you mean 'of course'? Quit judging me shitlord, check your privilege.

    • @ohauss
      @ohauss 9 лет назад +5

      alfa0i0omega You'd do what you'd do with other annoying crabs - step on it....stomp it.

    • @ragimundvonwallat8961
      @ragimundvonwallat8961 9 лет назад +14

      alfa0i0omega crawling phalanx haha i keep that one ....flamked by my limpin' cavalry haha

  • @TheMandanga
    @TheMandanga 8 лет назад +1560

    I'll keep this information in mind for next time.

  • @Bitemis
    @Bitemis 9 лет назад +270

    "If there were two of me... that is to say, if I had a friend..."
    Story of my life, Lloyd

  • @GeneralDowson
    @GeneralDowson 8 лет назад +3507

    So the most effective person on the battlefield is a mobile dwarf with a long weapon?

    • @Aegox
      @Aegox 8 лет назад +69

      +The Business Cat Dwarfs for the win!

    • @AsTaFTheRealOne
      @AsTaFTheRealOne 8 лет назад +294

      When you say it, it sounds hella fun concept for a character.

    • @Yeo123Zg
      @Yeo123Zg 8 лет назад +29

      BFME2 Phalanx FTW

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 8 лет назад +71

      now we know that Celts were good only to scare romans away, since they were very tall

    • @9898Hawk
      @9898Hawk 8 лет назад

      xD

  • @TheSm1thers
    @TheSm1thers 8 лет назад +2263

    This is rubbish. Anyone who watches enough historical movies knows that you finish an enemy by standing over them, yelling and lifting your weapon up before swinging so that you give your enemy enough time to roll out the way or stab you in the guts.

    • @yunofun
      @yunofun 8 лет назад +167

      +TheSm1thers But only if you are the villain.
      But then again if you are the hero then you are rarely standing over your foe but instead the one on your back preparing to move out of the way/stab him in the guts.

    • @TheSm1thers
      @TheSm1thers 8 лет назад +14

      yu nofun Very true.

    • @Nasmr1
      @Nasmr1 8 лет назад +16

      Mountain vs the viper vibes

    • @douglasdea637
      @douglasdea637 5 лет назад +14

      Gods, I hate that trope. Particularly memorable in The Patriot.

    • @half.blight
      @half.blight 5 лет назад +4

      Right? That's just common decency
      smh at rude people nowadays

  • @Sammedine
    @Sammedine 9 лет назад +899

    The only way is to give a monologue, then slowly walk up to them, raising your sword into the air. Don't worry, no other soldiers can intervene, as that would violate the secret rules of pre-WWI battles.

    • @myspacebarbrokenevermindif9892
      @myspacebarbrokenevermindif9892 9 лет назад +17

      I do actually think some dudes in individual sword duels (not armies) would kick a weapon away and then enter a monologue of some sort or after they have killed him, not all but some would have. there are tonnes of people who start going into a monologue after beating some dude half unconscious to the ground, you can see it in tonnes of fighting videos and sometimes in real life.
      It would probably be a lot more dramatic since it is someone's life though.

    • @jellevandenberge2494
      @jellevandenberge2494 9 лет назад +10

      mistercococat peace Makes you wonder if movies actually adapted that from a real world phenomenon or that this is something that exists because movies engrained this in peoples brains.

    • @kaimagnus5760
      @kaimagnus5760 9 лет назад +1

      mistercococat peace Isn't that usually the moment when the guy in the ground gets his second wind and pwns the monologer while he's not looking? At least that's what James Bond and Jason Statham do in that situation.

    • @myspacebarbrokenevermindif9892
      @myspacebarbrokenevermindif9892 9 лет назад

      Monologues make you look cooler anyway, what better way to finish off a duel with your enemy on the ground shaking in fear as his arms are complete broken and you use him/her as a footrest while you make their last few moments humiliating and insulting as you plunge a sharp object directly into their chest to finish them off.
      Ya

    • @kaimagnus5760
      @kaimagnus5760 9 лет назад +14

      Except when your "Defeated" opponent gets the better of you while you're showing off.
      Why not "End him Rightly"? Beat Him Down, Throw the Pommel at him, THEN Gloat about your victory.

  • @Isaac_El_Khoury
    @Isaac_El_Khoury 9 лет назад +886

    The ideal way to take out a fallen foe:
    Hold your weapon up as if you're going to thrust/slash them and give a long, dramatic speech [in the middle of a battlefield] about how they affected their lives negatively and proceed to lower their guard while babbling nonsense.
    I'd like to thank Hollywood for my historical background.

    • @exploatores
      @exploatores 9 лет назад +6

      IceCreamJimmies Is this when I trust my Rapier in to your chest. I have seen the Three musketers (1993)

    • @caracaes
      @caracaes 9 лет назад +31

      IceCreamJimmies Don't forget to telegraph your final blow, so the enemy can escape on the last second.

    • @Obelion_
      @Obelion_ 9 лет назад +75

      IceCreamJimmies another fact (thx hollywood): in medival warfare, nobody was allowed to interrupt your dramatic speech, this was a deal of knighly honor. even when surrounded by enemy troops, they had to let you finish your opponent, even if it was one of their dear friends.
      Also you could aways (similar to pokemon) force the enemy leader to a 1v1 duel in the middle of the battlefield by eye-contact without being interrupted

    • @ScienceDiscoverer
      @ScienceDiscoverer 9 лет назад +1

      +Obe lion yea, like Legion Commander in dota 2 ;)

    • @Isaac_El_Khoury
      @Isaac_El_Khoury 9 лет назад +1

      ScienceDiscoverer Get Aghanim's Scepter, then I think it's more viable.

  • @lDayyUmmml
    @lDayyUmmml 7 лет назад +718

    *sees title* Hm
    *clicks* Hum
    *Scrolls comments*
    *Finds the one mentioning pommel throwing* Success. Bye now.

    • @averagehuman3788
      @averagehuman3788 5 лет назад +1

      What is pommel?

    • @komdivmaklenskov1105
      @komdivmaklenskov1105 5 лет назад +41

      @@averagehuman3788 The bottom piece of a sword hilt, and when unscrewed can be used to end anyone rightly.

    • @hobbitrash7815
      @hobbitrash7815 5 лет назад +4

      FredyD.Great I did the exact same thing

    • @Godnando00
      @Godnando00 5 лет назад +4

      @@averagehuman3788 the most dangerous piece of the sword

    • @Prometheus-pl2sg
      @Prometheus-pl2sg 5 лет назад +6

      homosapien #XX09 a infamous Nazi General

  • @DefenderofFuture
    @DefenderofFuture 9 лет назад +98

    "If I want to attack you - not that I do understand this is just notional"
    So polite!

  • @Plumjelly
    @Plumjelly 9 лет назад +13

    Scything at the enemy’s ankles? Sounds like a good way to “de-feet” him.

  • @dogguy8603
    @dogguy8603 7 лет назад +217

    Q: how to properly finish off your enemies
    A: fire arrows of course

    • @epherium8177
      @epherium8177 7 лет назад +23

      No, obviously you need fire pommels.

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 7 лет назад +5

      God damn you all. *LOL*

    • @deafsquid6978
      @deafsquid6978 4 года назад +1

      Even for honour says throw your pommel at your enemy

    • @cranknlesdesires
      @cranknlesdesires 3 года назад +1

      "Hold up lads, now I know where I the front lines and currently trying to advance but there's this git on the ground so I need to go grab my bow and take a couple point blank shots while I'm right in the open without a weapon for melee."

    • @Otto_Von_Beansmarck
      @Otto_Von_Beansmarck 3 года назад +1

      Bah you throw a pommel to end them rightly

  • @BIIGtony
    @BIIGtony 8 лет назад +112

    I have heard tanks are pretty good to finish downed enemies with swords.
    God - Loyds videos are that kind were you can always go back and rewatch stuff if you are bored because they are so well delivered.

    • @classifiedad1
      @classifiedad1 8 лет назад +2

      But what if they are Japanese?
      It's not the sword that's the issue. It's what's on his chest.

    • @humangs
      @humangs 7 лет назад +7

      The sword too, mighty nippon steel is known for cutting through tanks.

  • @novantha1
    @novantha1 8 лет назад +74

    So, theoretically, the strongest army is a bunch of swordsman lying on their back with bows as a backup weapon?

    • @benjaminborkowski12
      @benjaminborkowski12 8 лет назад +1

      But what if the enemy walks around your army so far away that the bows can't hit them?

    • @officerdonut7066
      @officerdonut7066 7 лет назад +6

      i have a theory
      why not just pick up the closest rock
      and then throw it at the guy on the ground and then repeat it

    • @Feiora
      @Feiora 7 лет назад +4

      that is called Stoning, typically used as a punishment for a type of criminal offense... and what if theres no rocks large enough to do more than annoy your fallen opponent?

    • @officerdonut7066
      @officerdonut7066 7 лет назад +4

      i would do that

    • @DevotedPastafarian
      @DevotedPastafarian 7 лет назад

      Throw his friend's sword, presumably by the time you're dealing with someone in this position someone has dropped something sharp or heavy

  • @BaslerJones
    @BaslerJones 9 лет назад +409

    Its sound easier to play dead and ignore everything and hope for the best

    • @GhostInTheShell29
      @GhostInTheShell29 8 лет назад +232

      +Basler Jones If your side loses, the mopup team will kill you.
      If your side wins, they might kill you too.

    • @HoboTango
      @HoboTango 8 лет назад +25

      +GhostInTheShell29 Unless you are worth a lot of money. Then you can just be ransom

    • @GhostInTheShell29
      @GhostInTheShell29 8 лет назад +10

      *****
      But then how do people consistently die in large numbers during stampedes?
      The last one in Mecca claimed quite a few lives if memory serves me right.

    • @ghazghkull133
      @ghazghkull133 8 лет назад +34

      +Edward Nutt
      So I'm guessing you've never actually been in a large crowd? OR maybe a concert like a heavy metal concert.
      "No one is stupid enough..." wrong. Crowd mentality removes critical thinking. In a crowd desperate to push forward, no one is looking down. You are looking forward. Footing doesn't matter because you are being pushed. As any heavy metal fan can tell you, its easy to fall in crowds. Because you don't fall like a tree. You do not stay stiff. Your body crumples and you can fit into smaller spaces. Or one could simply fall at the front.
      I find it hilarious that you think large groups of people don't trample people to death when it happens all the time, even on black Friday. If people are standing in a formation moving forward do you think they will take a conscious effort to avoid stepping on a dead person or will they not even register them?

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 8 лет назад +4

      +Stopcontact Or his warhorse (800 kg) steps on you.

  • @Valkanna.Nublet
    @Valkanna.Nublet 9 лет назад +162

    I prefer the carpet option.
    It has the added effect of tidying the battle field up a bit too.

    • @Lazyguy22
      @Lazyguy22 9 лет назад +39

      Valkanna .Nublet And it really ties the battlefield together.

    • @CorvinTheSwasian
      @CorvinTheSwasian 9 лет назад +2

      Lazyguy22 and it might summon the Dude

    • @MrDUneven
      @MrDUneven 9 лет назад +8

      Valkanna .Nublet Dueling people throwing pommels and rubber ducks and others throwing carpets on the fallen enemies, just what kind of battlefield is this?

    • @Valkanna.Nublet
      @Valkanna.Nublet 9 лет назад +6

      A fun one :p

    • @abingabing6191
      @abingabing6191 9 лет назад

      Valkanna .Nublet but from where u will get a carpet

  • @nemtudom5074
    @nemtudom5074 7 лет назад +394

    Came for the pommel jokes, got just that. Satisfied.

    • @killer13324
      @killer13324 7 лет назад +7

      because he didn't mention anything about ending them rightly.

    • @Charlie-dx6bv
      @Charlie-dx6bv 5 лет назад

      Same lol

  • @Volus_dude
    @Volus_dude 9 лет назад +9

    1.Arrow in the knee :
    - limb of and become a guard.
    2. nasty collection of various sharp stuff on your head:
    - tough luck mate, return to former saved game.
    3. lose all 4 limbs because of some Arthur dude:
    - hop onwards and bite him, if you happen to be Monty Python variant of black knight.
    4. Other random wounds and injuries:
    - ask your dungeon master how many dice you roll and if you are lucky enough. You manage to make a campfire or drink a potion. Otherwise wait a turn and have some nachos and beer.

  • @Thor.Jorgensen
    @Thor.Jorgensen 8 лет назад +33

    The quality of the comment section is pretty much as good as:
    I used to make pommel jokes like you. But then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @lukutiss1324
    @lukutiss1324 9 лет назад +503

    Are there any documented instances of people feigning injury to gain advantage?

    • @tedstriker6646
      @tedstriker6646 9 лет назад +165

      lukutiss1324 Star Trek

    • @JustGrowingUp84
      @JustGrowingUp84 9 лет назад +954

      lukutiss1324 Soccer Games

    • @Kar4ever3
      @Kar4ever3 9 лет назад +566

      lukutiss1324 Tumblr

    • @tedstriker6646
      @tedstriker6646 9 лет назад +36

      The Hobbit

    • @lukutiss1324
      @lukutiss1324 9 лет назад +308

      Let me restate that. Are there any documented instances in historical combat of people feigning injury to gain advantage? (I applaud and give my +1s to the football and tumblr jokes, even though I am a football fan).

  • @morallyambiguousnet
    @morallyambiguousnet 9 лет назад +24

    I got a rock.
    Skall posted something about a large percentage of wounds on skeletons from a particularly bloody battle being to the head and it made me wonder if those wounds weren't actually from injured and fallen foes being dispatched? After all, it was frequently seen as a mercy to put a badly wounded enemy out of his misery, rather than leave him to die slowly, and a head shot was a pretty efficient way to do that. Also, you don't have to avoid, tend to, nor feed a corpse.

  • @kermanguy1877
    @kermanguy1877 8 лет назад +131

    How to finish off a fallen foe: extend your hand and help him up.

    • @naphackDT
      @naphackDT 8 лет назад +73

      +Kerman Guy "Excuse me, kind sir. It appears, you have lost footing, while I was trying to run you through with my blade. Mind if I help you up, so we can try again?"

    • @eyegrinder94
      @eyegrinder94 8 лет назад +14

      +Kerman Guy And while pretending to help them, you pull a cloak-and-dagger and dent their skull with your mace, right?

    • @MichaelSHartman
      @MichaelSHartman 8 лет назад +26

      +naphackDT Thank you very much my fair gentle man. Nothing like a proper fight in the morning to get the blood going. Say we go for a pint of meade at near Inn for a good respite. When the others have finished themselves off there shall be fewer to disagree then we shall present a civil declaration of peace and have another round of meade.
      Sounds like a jolly good idea. You know the real reason I go to war is to get away from the old battle axe for a little peace and quiet.

    • @johnwalthall4937
      @johnwalthall4937 6 лет назад +4

      COUGH queer COUGH.

    • @Thelnquisitor
      @Thelnquisitor 6 лет назад +10

      Becomes a friend aka a finished foe.

  • @alexyguadalupe3456
    @alexyguadalupe3456 9 лет назад +168

    What you dont understand is that you have to unscrew your pommel and throw it at your opponent to end them rightly.

    • @lennysmileyface
      @lennysmileyface 9 лет назад +19

      Alexy Guadalupe I want someone to unscrew my pommel.

    • @pyroneutral
      @pyroneutral 9 лет назад +4

      Alexy Guadalupe i was looking for this comment

    • @IronRooRoo
      @IronRooRoo 9 лет назад +2

      Alexy Guadalupe Then kick back for some quality entertainment, watching rabbits shooting arrows at dogs.

    • @Aegox
      @Aegox 9 лет назад +1

      Alexy Guadalupe Goddamn you. I just laughed my arse off; thank you Skall.

  • @x-raymnd3972
    @x-raymnd3972 5 лет назад +5

    1:33 thanks for explaining, I thought you were gonna jump from the screen and attack me

  • @darkblood626
    @darkblood626 9 лет назад +6

    I love that apathetic "stab, stab, stab. Eventually I will get to you"

  • @tomsalati1027
    @tomsalati1027 8 лет назад +241

    i'm just here for the pommel jokes

  • @TyphusAndronicus
    @TyphusAndronicus 4 года назад +4

    I love how he always refers to hypothetical fellow soldiers as 'friends'

  • @MasterofTongs
    @MasterofTongs 8 лет назад +60

    Or just pick up a big rock and throw it on the fallen foe.

    • @McFasty3924
      @McFasty3924 8 лет назад +7

      +Steven Wagner That's the best thing I've read today. It cheered me up heh. Reminds me of a rugby game I was In years ago. I got into somewhat of a disagreement with the opposite prop in the scrum, His first instinct was to just launch a huge clod of dirt right at my face. I'm pretty sure it had chalk or flint bits in it because I remember it hurting way more than the series of clumsy (we were about 14) punches that followed. Lesson learned though, that guy was not trying to win or lose, just hurt me bad. Throw the nearest heavy/spikey thing right at their face =]

    • @PixelatedPenfold
      @PixelatedPenfold 8 лет назад +3

      +Steven Wagner Especially if he says Jehovah - but not until he blows the whistle.

    • @Thor.Jorgensen
      @Thor.Jorgensen 8 лет назад

      Make sure there are no women around.

  • @codyrhodes2473
    @codyrhodes2473 7 лет назад +25

    Well obviously you have to End Them Rightly by unscrewing your pommel and bashing your opponent's brains in with it.

  • @Schone23666
    @Schone23666 8 лет назад +13

    NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't finish off a fallen foe! By killing him/her/it, you only stoop to THEIR level, you become as bad and naughty (yes, very naughty, bad!) and it's such a dishonorable thing to begin with! Rather, you should share a long, loud and lengthy conversation with them, about how their evilness/naughtiness/lack of hygiene/etc. got them to this point, and how by genuinely being sorry about everything they did, they can attain forgiveness and redemption!
    ...........
    Actually, forget all that rubbish, just finish 'em.

  • @metalslimehunt
    @metalslimehunt 9 лет назад +22

    It really is interesting how people can die instantly from small things like king hits, and yet at other times prove durable beyond belief. It really is kind of hard to *kill* a human.

    • @lughfiregod16
      @lughfiregod16 9 лет назад

      MetalSlimeHunt Yup, killing someone instantly generaly means; brain, upper spine, or heart. Injuring anything else often is just a wound, even mortal wounds don't always put someone out of action.
      That's why attacking a weapon hand is so good, if they can't hold a weapon, it's easy to finish them off.

    • @adrenochromejunkie
      @adrenochromejunkie 9 лет назад +1

      I hope the aliens that invade us in the future don't have laser guns.

    • @lughfiregod16
      @lughfiregod16 9 лет назад +1

      Unintentional Martyr Honestly, unless said laser disintegrates you instantly I don't see how it's worse then being shot.

    • @adrenochromejunkie
      @adrenochromejunkie 9 лет назад

      Jane Murphy It probably burns, and might disintegrate. So yes, worse than bullets.

    • @lughfiregod16
      @lughfiregod16 9 лет назад +13

      Unintentional Martyr You bleed when shot with a bullet, that's what usually kills you.
      A laser would cauterize the wound instantly.
      So like I said, unless it instantly disintegrates you, bullets are probably better.

  • @TheApocalypticKnight
    @TheApocalypticKnight 9 лет назад +12

    There are certain angles (and I'm not talking about the Angles here, but rather about the angles), which will offer the advantage to the standing man, namely the two vertical ones, where you stand vertically either to the fallen opponent's head or feet. With the feet I'd say the feet standing out loses him the reach advantage that he enjoyed due to being on the ground, and just above his head is a very difficult position for him to strike at you due to body mechanics. So naturally he will try to grovel his way to a more horizontal position where he can strike at his enemy's feet as you said, while at the same time you will try to circle around him looking for exposed feet or head to attack. Hopefully all that happens while not being disturbed by other wanting to share a bit of the action, because it may take a while.

    • @Tzizenorec
      @Tzizenorec 3 года назад

      Of course, hacking at the feet of an immobile man does nothing to make him stop fighting. Taking off the head will do it... the feet, not so much.

  • @Borjigin.
    @Borjigin. 9 лет назад +13

    2 options as far as I can tell: the spear one is very obvious, but assuming the foe has fallen with his feet toward the advancing opposite army and his head towards his own retreating forces (that is to say, he falls backwards, and not forwards upon injury) then it seems one could easily reach down, even with a sword or some similar weapon, and simply hack off one or both of his legs until blood loss quickly KOs or kills him. No?

    • @kalajel
      @kalajel 9 лет назад +2

      al-Bakh'kam That is *very* situational, and again, a spear would get the job done much quicker...

    • @Borjigin.
      @Borjigin. 9 лет назад

      ***** Well if he fell face-first, this entire discussion pretty much becomes a non-issue, and if he fell face-first (ie. with head towards the advancing army) and then rolled onto his back, his head becomes very vulnerable to throwing things, such as rocks and debris, and also he can't see very well what's directly behind his head / 'above' him, and he'd be pretty easy to deal with.

    • @kalajel
      @kalajel 9 лет назад +4

      al-Bakh'kam You seem to be making the mistake of thinking these are the only two ways someone will fall down in battle. Keep in mind that a battlefield can be a very chaotic environment, and a wounded opponent could fall down any number of ways depending on the wound, his momentum, etc. Hence, why I said that your previous example was *very* situational.

    • @Palpetinus
      @Palpetinus 9 лет назад

      al-Bakh'kam Sure, you throw rocks and debris at his potentially armored head (keep in mind it's a battlefield) while he flails wildly in your direction. While you're busy throwing debris at the guy the enemy advances and you have your guard down.

    • @Borjigin.
      @Borjigin. 9 лет назад

      Palpetinus I find it really easy to imagine a situation where you're advancing with say 10 of your guys, given that charges don't tend to be in groups of one, and it's not that tricky for one of the group to grab a heavy chunk of stone or debris of any large, bulky kind and to fling it out at the guy's head. As a general rule of thumb, chucking things have greater range than flailing, so that's not a problem.

  • @brianmacgabhann5630
    @brianmacgabhann5630 7 лет назад +1

    A similar dilemma faced cavalry in Napoleonic times. An effective tactic for infantry to use if facing a lone cavalryman, or small group of cavalry, was simply to throw themselves on the ground. The cavalryman can't reach the prone opponent with his sword as he has insufficient reach, and a horse cannot be made to trample a prone man that he can see, no matter how well trained it is.
    Solution? Lancers, which were reintroduced to the main armies of Europe by Napoleon, and who could easily skewer a prone opponent. This was why infantry bore a particular hatred for lancers, who could expect to fare quite badly if ever captured by them.
    Thoroughly enjoyable video series by the way. Congratulations and please keep up the good work.

  • @chanachon56
    @chanachon56 8 лет назад +82

    How to finish fallen foes? EASY! Just unscrew your pommel and end him rightly!!!!!!

  • @MiaGadegaard
    @MiaGadegaard 9 лет назад +1

    This reminds me of the little used ancient roman formation known as the creeping larvae. It consists of a straight line of soldiers with swords and pikes creeping along the battlefield at ankle height, sweeping and poking the enemy's feet ruthlessly until they cower for mercy and beg for surrender.
    Frighteningly effective as the enemy could never reach them down there.

  • @birdiemcchicken1471
    @birdiemcchicken1471 8 лет назад +5

    Was the carpet tactic a real thing? Because if it was, that's morbidly hilarious.

    • @yunofun
      @yunofun 8 лет назад +4

      +Birdie McChicken
      I am pretty sure it was a joke.

    • @briang3598
      @briang3598 8 лет назад +3

      It actually seems somewhat viable, aside from the hassle of carrying around sufficiently thick carpets.

    • @beaconrider
      @beaconrider 8 лет назад

      joke

  • @JustinShaedo
    @JustinShaedo 9 лет назад +3

    "Help I've fallen and I can't get up!" ... "no worries I'll lend you this spear"...."really? couldn't you help defend me or carry me away or something?" .... "nope it's the spear or nothing"

  • @caveymoley
    @caveymoley 9 лет назад +10

    LMFAO I nearly pissed myself with that "You are still a danger to those around you, particularly, one hopes, to the enemy. SO..."
    Do you script this or are you just a comic genius naturally?

    • @5hiftyL1v3a
      @5hiftyL1v3a 4 года назад

      The whole persona is an admitted scripted act. A good one. But not his natural persona

  • @CryingPanSFX
    @CryingPanSFX 7 лет назад +2

    I read something about how that was this big use of a two-handed bearded axe. It's got incredible leverage and range, excellent for piercing armor on a downed foe.

  • @therealr0bert
    @therealr0bert 9 лет назад +14

    If I had a sword I would just unscrew the pommel and throw it at him to end him rightly.

  • @davidodonovan1699
    @davidodonovan1699 5 лет назад +1

    Alternatively, the attacker could use there shield, particularly if it's got a flat bottom end, the a rectangular sheild, to pin the downed soilders weapon to the ground and then charge in for the kill.
    Also, the attacker could charge and jump, sheild first, onto the downed enemy. If you land partially on the downed soilders weapon, and partially on the downed soilders torso, you can immobilize the downed enemy from counter attacking you, while you go for a quick fatal blow.
    Mind, this needs to be done quick, to get you back on you feet to fight the rest of the enemy and hence, not have the rest of the enemy go in for a quick stab at you while you're facing down onto the downed enemy.
    Alternatively, once the downed enemy is dealt with, the attacker could then have his companions behind him attack the remaining enemies from a standing position, while on the ground, the attacker can now attack the enemies ankles, etc, as the enemy is caught between defending against the attackers at standing height, and this attacker at ankle height.
    The attacker on the ground would need to be quick to turn his/her shield around to face the standing enemies blows though.
    Like jumping down onto the downed enemy, shield first, pinning the downed enemies weapon to the ground in the process, quick stab to a fatal area if the downed enemy. Jump up and back quickly, half squatting, obe leg behind for support, shield facing the standing enemy. Your comrades behind you can then face the enemy at standing height, while you can engage the same enemy at this lower, slightly different angle. Thus separating the enemies attention between you and thus being a presumably far more mentally taxing opponent.

  • @judebox1185
    @judebox1185 8 лет назад +46

    whats with all the pommel jokes?
    anybody please help?

    • @almightyloaf3886
      @almightyloaf3886 8 лет назад +33

      Inside joke from a channel called Skallagrim.

    • @judebox1185
      @judebox1185 8 лет назад +1

      ok thanks!

    • @mikeandnike123
      @mikeandnike123 8 лет назад +7

      +Jude O Cathain finish him rightly

    • @bcgroiSENSE
      @bcgroiSENSE 8 лет назад +2

      I see it for months now, it's just annoying and not even funny.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 7 лет назад +8

      bcgroi's just mad because someone threw a pommel at him in fencing class.

  • @Nerdarchy
    @Nerdarchy 9 лет назад +1

    Seems straight forward, a great explanation of combat strategy when hindered by injuries. ~Nate the Nerdarch

  • @unpopularopinionguy8480
    @unpopularopinionguy8480 8 лет назад +7

    I was going to make a pommel joke but 150 other people beat me to it

  • @kaimagnus5760
    @kaimagnus5760 9 лет назад

    Grab a Polearm and stick them with the pointy end? An excellent lesson on weapons 101. I'm glad I subscribed to this channel just for the sheer entertainment value.
    Even if you already know what he's saying, he at least makes it fun to hear it again. Wish some of my former instructors from my school days could have done that.

  • @Thunderscreamer
    @Thunderscreamer 9 лет назад +4

    Personally I prefer taking my tower shield and jumping so I can perform a downward metallic body slam. That's also how I make wine.

    • @dogman9291
      @dogman9291 3 года назад +1

      A metal tower shield? That'd be awfully heavy.

    • @Thunderscreamer
      @Thunderscreamer 3 года назад

      @@dogman9291 Why this works so well ;)

  • @MedievalGenie
    @MedievalGenie 9 лет назад

    That is the most logical narration of screaming in pain on the floor I have ever encountered. Bravo.

  • @BLooDCoMPleX
    @BLooDCoMPleX 9 лет назад +10

    What if the guy on the ground has a machine gun?

    • @myspacebarbrokenevermindif9892
      @myspacebarbrokenevermindif9892 9 лет назад +5

      Offer him a cup of tea.
      But seriously, it's a lot harder to shoot someone when you are crippled on the ground on your side or not in a proper shooting position, I can argue a spearman would kill you before you had the chance.

    • @robbert-janmerk6783
      @robbert-janmerk6783 9 лет назад +6

      Ishak Ince Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

    • @YOGI-kb9tg
      @YOGI-kb9tg 9 лет назад

      Orbital strike his ass

    • @myspacebarbrokenevermindif9892
      @myspacebarbrokenevermindif9892 9 лет назад +10

      no, violence is never the answer! offer him a cup of tea and discuss ducklings

  • @Steelmage99
    @Steelmage99 9 лет назад +1

    Another strong argument for the increasingly effective weapon-combination of Longsword-and-a-guy-named-Dave-with-a-polearm. :)

  • @alzanari1274
    @alzanari1274 8 лет назад +7

    can't find a video about europian martial arts without a comment with an "end them rightly" joke

    • @Oddigan
      @Oddigan 8 лет назад +4

      It is said that only the Chosen Pommel, when thrown at such a powerful meme, can end it rightly.

  • @VerumAdPotentia
    @VerumAdPotentia 8 лет назад +1

    As an ex-MP, I actually have some real-world experience with this issue. In Riot-Control training, when a "rioter" fell, the front rank would keep advancing as the 2nd and 3rd ranks reached out between those in the front rank and subdue and drag off the fallen "rioter" before he could do much else.
    I imagine that with the improved reach of an actual spear versus that of a riot control baton, it would be even easier.
    (Also, much of the riot control training we did was based on that of the Roman Legions, who used actual spears in riot control. You really had to be ticked off to riot in that day, and even more so to continue rioting when you saw the Legionaries form up into their echelon and begin advancing!)

  • @FluffyBuzzard2TheMax
    @FluffyBuzzard2TheMax 8 лет назад +4

    This is why I like ranged weapons

    • @mlm_academyofficial2041
      @mlm_academyofficial2041 8 лет назад +5

      Every sword with an unscrewable pommel is ranged weapon that does't just end them it ends them rightly.

  • @misterkid
    @misterkid 3 года назад +1

    Every combat analysis by Lindybeige ends with "they should just use a spear, instead."

  • @epherium8177
    @epherium8177 7 лет назад +3

    Haven't looked at the comments yet, bracing for pommels

  • @Archiul
    @Archiul 4 года назад +1

    This channel is basically wendover for spears. Or wendover is lindybeige with planes. Whichever you prefer.

  • @swirlcrop
    @swirlcrop 8 лет назад +3

    Your videos are so interesting.

  • @samkowing9728
    @samkowing9728 7 лет назад +1

    I wish I'd known this yesterday, really woulda come in handy. Maybe tomorrow

  • @Siegbert85
    @Siegbert85 8 лет назад +11

    "how to finish them off" hrhr

  • @ironheavenz
    @ironheavenz 6 лет назад +1

    "throw a carpet over him and then run across him"
    Man, that's brutal, I really hope there were more spears than carpets in the past

  • @r.d.b8853
    @r.d.b8853 8 лет назад +4

    a simple answer to thy question, throw thy pommel at him.

    • @pkfreezing
      @pkfreezing 8 лет назад +2

      Make sure you end him rightly

  • @erebus7306
    @erebus7306 6 лет назад +1

    In a 1v1 a spear would be more effective in finishing a wounded soldier on the ground. But in a larger battle setting in which you are still fighting the foe and must move onto your next target quickly. The Shield would be more effective paired with a Sword. Your foe attemps to strike back at you with his sword or chosen melee weapon. Using your shield you block his attack and either slash at his arm to disable his arm or stab at his gut or neck. The process is safer and quicker allowing you to move onto another enemy while still staying safe from possible other enemy attacks as you finish him off.

  • @gurgy3
    @gurgy3 9 лет назад +3

    Or, you could just use a .45 to finish them off. No spear buddy required.

    • @RamRam.720
      @RamRam.720 9 лет назад +22

      gurgy3 I don't think throwing a blunt(ish) bullet at someone will do much damage.

    • @RamRam.720
      @RamRam.720 8 лет назад

      ***** Plate mail tended to stop muskets.

    • @RamRam.720
      @RamRam.720 8 лет назад +2

      ***** Oh i'm sorry, i didn't know there were perfect examples of modern guns in the 17th century -_-

    • @RamRam.720
      @RamRam.720 8 лет назад

      ***** Oh, my mistake, i forgot govan existed.

  • @dozzer
    @dozzer 8 лет назад

    300 did this spot on. Front lines came in with swords and then there was a wave following up that did the stabbiness of those wallowing around!

  • @tedstriker6646
    @tedstriker6646 9 лет назад +26

    what if the other guy has a katana?

    • @hnhenrique2984
      @hnhenrique2984 9 лет назад +35

      Ted Striker Them you just need to swing the katana once and the entire enemy army will have their heads cut off.

    • @tedstriker6646
      @tedstriker6646 9 лет назад +18

      Hn Henrique
      Precisely.

    • @danielthompson6207
      @danielthompson6207 9 лет назад +9

      Ted Striker In that case, according to the most venerable and ancient scrolls of Bushido, he has already won the battle

    • @danielthompson6207
      @danielthompson6207 9 лет назад +1

      Raphet Kchotto Yes, feed the trolls!

    • @tedstriker6646
      @tedstriker6646 9 лет назад +6

      Raphet Kchotto
      An X-rated comment?

  • @robstephenson7192
    @robstephenson7192 7 лет назад +1

    jokes on him, i love getting my ankles scythed

  • @iantaylor9540
    @iantaylor9540 8 лет назад +3

    What about a pointed stick?

  • @Avocado7765
    @Avocado7765 4 года назад +2

    Thanks I needed this, I got this guy just laying on the floor, bleeding all about the place.🙄 he won’t let me get near him he keeps biting and spiting and scratching. Like, he’s so rude.

    • @jackpijjin4088
      @jackpijjin4088 3 года назад

      Smh my head 😾🙈🙉🙊 how rude

  • @GenScinmore
    @GenScinmore 9 лет назад +5

    you could throw the pommel at them.

  • @levibarros149
    @levibarros149 8 лет назад +1

    It's good to know these things, because I plan on partaking in medieval combat someday.

  • @garrysmodd
    @garrysmodd 8 лет назад +3

    Couldn't people beg for mercy on the battlefields?

    • @GhostInTheShell29
      @GhostInTheShell29 8 лет назад +8

      +Goodly That would vary greatly from time period, and combatants involved, but if your too wounded to fight, your probably not going to be useful as a slave. And most serious wounds were fatal due to infection.
      So most the time no. If your uninjured and surrounded and they'll take you as a slave then yeah it would work sometimes. If your not surrounded your best bet would be to run.

    • @garrysmodd
      @garrysmodd 8 лет назад +1

      Ah, interesting.

    • @atlerthedark3639
      @atlerthedark3639 8 лет назад +1

      +GhostInTheShell29 But you could still be ransomed

    • @GhostInTheShell29
      @GhostInTheShell29 8 лет назад

      Atler the Dark Good point, that was common at times in history, forgot about that. So slightly better chance at survival then.

  • @hoppinhighley1231
    @hoppinhighley1231 2 года назад

    This outro music is 👌; the TDP at the end pleased me greatly.

  • @nastrael
    @nastrael 9 лет назад +3

    Army of dwarf spearmen. Gg

  • @Frozone3267
    @Frozone3267 7 лет назад

    The bit where he explains the different reaches of fallen and standing fighters to each other's ankles sounds like Pythagoras' Theorem :D

  • @colinp2238
    @colinp2238 7 лет назад

    During my basic training we were taught to neutralise the enemy. This was explained as either killing him or render him incapable so that he causes problems for his comrades to recover and/or tend to him.

  • @clausroquefort9545
    @clausroquefort9545 8 лет назад +1

    Maybe kicking some dirt into your opponent's face would do the truck too. They can still swing their sword around aimlessly but you will have an easier time blocking a hit and closing in.

  • @Wojciech940
    @Wojciech940 8 лет назад

    Spears also isn't of help if you are on the ground. This weapon is useful if you are using it both hands and hold it in the middle of the shaft. If you hold it at the end, the weight of the weapon pulls it down. If you eventually were holding it pointing someone's face, single parry sends it away and you're done.

  • @angmordagnithil7127
    @angmordagnithil7127 9 лет назад

    See, this actually leads into something I've been wondering about recently. Conventional wisdom holds that the fighter that has the higher ground has the advantage in a fight. I can see how this makes sense from a battlefield perspective, as it affords you better sightlines and makes the enemy have to fight gravity just to get to you. But conventional wisdom also holds this to be true in a one-on-one duel, with one person just standing on a table or up a short flight of stairs. Personally, I haven't found this to be the case. In my childhood playground fights, I found that taking the higher ground meant my opponent could more conveniently hack at my legs while staying out of range of a counter-attack, for exactly the reasons he talks about here.

  • @TheSkelzore
    @TheSkelzore 4 года назад

    People on their last legs can make some pretty good plays in moments of desperation, focus, and adrenaline. We in the gaming biz call this a "Clutch" as you grasp victory from a moment that seems like an inevitable loss.

  • @shaggnar2014
    @shaggnar2014 9 лет назад +19

    Never really thought about the injured on the ground. Really makes sabatons and other leg armor make a lot more sense on dismounted troops

  • @XCritonX
    @XCritonX 9 лет назад

    Last time I checked a bunch of guys with spears and giant can opener things went around and killed the injured. Seems like fun, and they get to keep what ever they find.

  • @fenlandghost993
    @fenlandghost993 8 лет назад

    A quick thought. Assuming you are in a battle line, even running on adrenalin you take an immobilising hit. It will take you a second to think in a rational manner. Yes you may try to defend yourself automatically but you would be surrounded by blows coming here. there and everywhere. How strong would a blow be from an individual lying on the floor? In most cases a weakness caused by a hole in the shield wall would be exploited. Whether or not there is a handy spearman you are unlikely to stand back. If it was me I'd just drop my shield momentarily to catch a potential sword stoke (who would go into battle without a shield?) or simply lift my foot out of the way and brain the miscreant. Ones best defence is ones feet.

  • @Superabound2
    @Superabound2 9 лет назад

    this seems like the kind of situation where playing dead would be the wisest choice of action. at least until someone gets close to you, then you can spring up and bite their kneecaps

  • @bigbunga2996
    @bigbunga2996 4 года назад

    what great advice, I'll make sure to use it next time i'm in medieval warfare

  • @JaguarFiend
    @JaguarFiend 9 лет назад

    I'd call for Dave. He's sure to be nearby with a crow's beak...

  • @Chriscoronado119
    @Chriscoronado119 4 года назад +1

    "I should just lay down with you".Haha

  • @AfonNoria
    @AfonNoria 9 лет назад

    Thanks for giving me even more ideas for the weapon I want to create for my larp character.
    And can I just say? I just LOVE your final (written) comments. :)

  • @whistlingbadger
    @whistlingbadger 5 лет назад

    “I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a bit higher off the ground.”
    I always thought Eomer was just being sarcastic. Turns out he had a legitimate tactical concern. Look to your ankles, Eorlingas!

  • @BologneyT
    @BologneyT 8 лет назад

    I love that final way to finish off an opponent at the end of the video.
    That's the one I'm going to use. XD

  • @robinburt5735
    @robinburt5735 9 лет назад +2

    If the grounded person has a sword and you have a sword... just walk around to their non-sword arm side and give them a good poking.
    Or even better, walk behind them.
    I personally don't see the problem here.

  • @BaddeJimme
    @BaddeJimme 8 лет назад

    I'd say it's a fairly specific injury that allows you to be dangerous yet immobile. In reality you're likely to be struggling for consciousness due to shock. It's also quite likely that you will have a blindside from which an enemy will finish you off.
    And that sort of Monty Python "I'll bite your legs off" mentality wasn't really expected of most soldiers.

  • @junoguten
    @junoguten 9 лет назад

    I remember a good 7-8 years ago I played a Lord of The Rings Fellowship&two towers video game on Gamecube. (the third film hadn't been made yet).
    To perform a "deathstrike" or "finishing move" on a downed enemy:
    Aragorn would turn his blade upside down in his hands, one hand on the first grip and the other on top of the pommel and stab downwards like you would with a knife. Except he wouldn't lean forward, he would sort of kneel down while stabbing straight down. His sword is pretty much middle between long sword and viking sword in terms of length, so his knee pretty much has to touch the ground next to the enemy to get that far down. Plus of course, he won't be happy with just a little stab, he feels the need to stab all the way through the player to the guard.
    Legolas would spin his knives to point-down both at the same time and lean down to stab them. His knives only have like 30cm of blade ish. Same thing, a thrust doesn't count unless it's balls deep.
    Gimli (the dwarf, so he really doesn't have a long reach) only has an axe that has about 25cm beyond his front hand (and about 15cm to the middle of the blade where you preferably wanna hit) (he has a ridiculously wide grip). He would engage the grounded enemy from the front and get far enough over him that he could chop the enemy in the head without having to reach for it much. To top it off, this had to be the very strongest chop he could muster, and for whatever reason that means that much slower. Basically his legs would be on each side of the shoulders of the fallen enemy, and his legs are short. Lets just say I hope as you say dwarves are infertile like mules, cause they're gonna be anyway with that behaviour.
    This is what people think finishing moves are.
    There was an interview with one of the creators where people asked why they didn't do more thrusts. One of the answers was that you have to "get so close to thrust". This is what people really believe.

    • @lughfiregod16
      @lughfiregod16 9 лет назад +2

      junoguten On the other hand, a very real, and pretty brutal way to finish someone on the ground (particularly if they are in armour) is to put the top spike of your halberd on them and then stomp on the side spike.
      So it ends up something like stomping a shovel into the ground to dig it in.

    • @junoguten
      @junoguten 9 лет назад

      Jane Murphy Brilliant! I love it :-)

  • @gideonokun5538
    @gideonokun5538 8 лет назад +2

    1. Parry spearer #1 2. Throw rock in spearer #2's face3. Repeat untill out of rocks...

    • @zoneco9013
      @zoneco9013 7 лет назад +3

      Or you could use your sword to parry spearman 1 and end spearman 2 rightly with your thrown pommel!

  • @sirdikcelot5165
    @sirdikcelot5165 9 лет назад

    Oh damnit. I thought he was going to talk about throwing pommels at your foe vigorously.

  • @yarus5889
    @yarus5889 3 года назад

    Greek hoplites spears had the seratr, or "lizard spike". It was made of bronze so it wouldn't rust, and was for standing the spear up or killing fallen foes

  • @aslans8186
    @aslans8186 8 лет назад

    the carpet idea is actually pretty good!

  • @ilcontraversientertainment3689
    @ilcontraversientertainment3689 3 года назад +1

    1:48 the man actually caused me to back up

  • @zorkwhouse8125
    @zorkwhouse8125 5 лет назад

    An interesting note about what you said regarding striking someone's ankles/lower legs from a standing position (which you said exposed your head and neck when you bent over) - in the battle of Visby (or maybe Gondland(sp?)) the skeletons that were exhumed by archaeologists were found to have, in some cases, as many as 6 or 7 wounds to the lower legs/calves/shins - visible as notches in the thick legs bones of the soldiers. So, oddly enough, the attackers clearly were striking the legs of their opponents - and the angle of the strikes demonstrated that they were made while the recipients were still standing, and not after they had fallen to the ground. The presumption of the archaeologists being that the lower legs were the least armored areas - although I would add that you also have very large arteries in the legs that, if penetrated/severed would lead to a rapid bleed out death. This without requiring you to even have to deal with the person's upper plate or mail armor. So apparently, in spite of how open such strikes might leave the attacker to a counter strike, it clearly was deemed worth the risk and must have been effective - given how prevalent those wounds were on the battle casualties at Visby. Now - its possible that this was a tactic used specifically on people that were perhaps not as well trained as the attacker (as at Visby - in addition the attackers had a significant armor advantage over the defenders and its thought that it is possible that the attackers could almost go at them with relative impunity and not even have to worry too much about the return strikes - thus making the leg-hacking tactic more viable. Incidentally, there was even evidence of soldiers who's legs were completely severed with a sword slash - one that went right down at an angle through someone's ankle bone and took off their foot and another who's legs were both severed below the knee (again the slash coming at an angle that indicated the victim was standing at the time of the injury). There is a really interesting BBC special on the battle as part of a series, which is where I obtained this information. It's on RUclips if you've not seen it already - the most interesting part I would say is actually where they show the actual armor that was dug up from the mass graves and they postulate that the armor represented a transitionary style of armor that fell between brigandine type armor of multiple plates sewn together and the full plate armor that was starting to appear in its earliest forms at the time of the battle of Visby.

  • @GoranXII
    @GoranXII 9 лет назад

    What about coming in from 'below' (near the legs)? In general proportions, a guy can reach his hand down to his knee, and then it's a foot-and-a-half from knee to ankle, so even with a three-foot sword, a guy will have slightly less than a foot-and-a-half reach beyond his feet, and he can't swing very well, so most blows will be rather weak, while the guy standing up with a similar three-foot sword can jab at his leg from out of range.
    Now agree he can try to bring his legs in, but if he has a leg injury that might not be possible.

  • @64standardtrickyness
    @64standardtrickyness 5 лет назад

    This advantage of being low really makes you think about crouching down to stab at the legs for a hoplite battle

  • @Fight2Survive
    @Fight2Survive 8 лет назад

    Hey man, been watching your channel all month long. Have to say it is very informative and interesting way to learn history. I wish you were my teacher. Keep up the awesome videos!