Toilet Wine Prison Hooch Jail House Pruno
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
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Making toilet wine using an actual toilet. Also if you go to try this you need 2 trash bags, and you need to make sure you let the air out every day or 2.
As a retired CO, I can tell you that some guys were really good at making jailhouse hooch, and other guys were one step homemade poison. I remember one time an entire housing unit on a Sunday drank this batch and they all got sick, to the point when chow arrived at dinner, NOT ONE of the 40 inmates even bothered to come to the food cart to get dinner. Of course, it was egg salad sandwiches so who could blame them.
Wow no one got their trays that’s amazing! Ppl atleast find use in trading it
prolly had shit particles in it
I don't believe you
@@alexrmz4728 good. U shouldn’t.
@@alexrmz4728 every prison related video there is someone making a comment and then just people calling them liars. how tf you know if hes lying or not dum dum?
I'm gonna hug my bottle of wine a bit tighter tonight. 🥰🤭
Lmao 💀
no wonder felons bref be smellin like a public restroom
@@lyssanch3096 why u smelling they bref
@@CheekyTop1 cause they in your face when you look at them funny
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I like how you left the stickers on the oranges for extra flavor
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LMFAOOOOOOOOO WTFFFF!!!!
They are edible
That would gross me out.. Stickers left on the oranges. Drinking homemade alcohol from a dirty toilet no problem....
By the way... Where to the women prisoners get their yeast from for fermentation... Oh yes they do...
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The Worst Prison Alcohol Recipe
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1:21 😂😂😂😂 the long pause
And for our first course we have a bolognese recipe of expertly sliced force meat, then some orange, zest on, citrus to cleanse the palette and its all paired w a cup of our finest vin des toilettes 2020....... enjoy
Yooo!!! you are my child hood
Absolutely hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
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Finally a REAL yt channel making what is REAL pruno. Thanks for being legit and I'm happily subbed
I can't imagine the rush of diarrhea that follows an evening drinking this.😂😂😂
@Damian -Janusz was gonna comment this same thing. Plenty of days I woke up feeling like death.
@Damian S I get super stupid hangovers when I drink cheap strong beer. I imagine this would keep my ass in bed all day
@Damian S that's from all that sugar
Ahhh yes it runs right through you 💩
@@yodaddy9362 well if you are in prison the hangover is a welcome reprieve from having to be out in gen pop.
"You've been to jail, you've been sticky before"👀🤣🤣
"You've had worse in your mouth than that..."
I'm starting to think these guys are gay AF
Edit; Haha they def are look at this fat bald guy with terrible tattoos, wearing a gamer shirt. Lmfao.
@@whorebagsss it may have been a gay joke but yeah maybe🤷
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@@sodasauce74 🤣🤣🤣🤢
When I was down years ago we made it with bags of fruit juice we'd get for breakfast and let ferment and then packs koolaid from commissary that were loaded with sugar. we would keep it in a trash can in the day room shower while we played cards so if they came in for a shakedown someone would get in the shower and hold it against the wall behind the door and stay in there till they were done searching. Worked everytime!🤣
Now that's smart.. I'm just sitting here thinking like how can you hide it without them finding it
Hell yea my celly Eric made hooch. Jail can have it’s fun moments, I’ll always keep em in memory, but def never want to go back.. why well cause it’s jail
Love the commentary at the end..., "Wouldn't pimp my booty for it, but, I'd trade a dessert, tho!" Lmao, truth, fr.
Lmfao like wtf you pimpin yo booty ????
Finally quarantine recipe worth trying.
1988 Virginia state pen (the wall) right here. We made it but no ketchup, we had yeast, we made our own bread, so that was good. This mash was the shit, the whole cell block was liiiiit asfk !!! 😜😜🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌
NEVER SEEN it made with ketchup! Although, a few Arians & Border Bros made theirs with potato skins.
If ur concerned about mold you can also heat it in your heating pot, it doesn't need to boil just maybe 160-170°F. Also if you can try to hide it away from your bed, like by a toilet next to the cleaning stuff. Once a guard found mine and took it out with him, and I wondered if it exploded or not lol.
We used to use Vegemite for a yeast source here in Aussie...got to about 8% ABV too. Nice vid mates. See ya's in lock down :)
8% is not bad at all. One desperate pint would leave a dude with a lower tolerance pretty buzzed.
Just how did you know the exact alcohol content?
@@willk.illyouii5583 Made some and tested it when I got out.
I'm really intrigued how you use vegemite (Marmite here in UK, which is way stronger, so, in theory. Would make a stronger product?)
@@SombreroPharoah depends how much sugar you put in and the yeast tolerance per alcohol %age
The raw narration is the best: “Shiii…we even got a f*^%% toilet…” 😂😂🤣
Labels are still on the orange 🍊
apple juice bags + grape jelly + jolly ranchers= alcohol that taste like a 4 loko in jail
It won't be very sweet.
@@Diddley_Squat says some1 who must have never had 1 hahaha shit called bucc in florida
@@thebuddery I've had pruno probably 15 times, and it wasn't sweet. It was like wine, the yeast eats the sugar, ant isn't sweet anymore. If it's still sweet you didn't let it "cook" long enough, or you added something to it at the end.
@@thebuddery hahahahahaha
@@Diddley_Squat nah you had it made wrong apple juice bags, and grape jelly for sugar make it sweet asf fr. It taste like a four loko before we put candy in it
2:57 isn't it ridiculous how we get jealous when we hear about what people in other JAILS get?? Like I swear that's such a sad but real reaction.
I got 1 toast and a baby cereal box without milk and cheap apple. And cold coffee small cup.
We used honey buns..... more yeast in them.
Ive literally made moonshine in jail with bags and bags of koolaid and electrical wire from the light me and my celly and pretty much the whole pod was gettin drunk every chance we could get lmao
Koolaid and electrical wire?
You are spewing nonsense out of your mouth....So lame.
You can probably pasteurize it to make it safe. Or maybe leave it in the bottle and put the bottle in boiling water. Leave it capped. Don’t let the wine come to a boil in the bottle or it will blow up. Maybe put in the water, let it get good and hot, take it out, burp the bottle, then do it all over again a bunch of times. That might work, I can’t say for sure.
And just where ya think prisoners are gonna get boiling water ? They don’t have hotplates-stoves- etc
@@yaknowwhothis5102 They do actually. They can buy a hot pot, it’s like an electric tea kettle that heats water to just below boiling point. They can modify those to get hotter, but can get in trouble for it. They also make jury rigged improvised hot plates. If they can make a tattoo machine, they can easily make something that gets hot.
I just took some pineapple juice and sugar and bakers yeast and mixed it. We will see what happens. I didn't have any acid tho ? Maybe lime juice. Idk what I'm doing just bored
@@katiestevens8640 What kind of container did you use? Don’t keep it in the refrigerator while it ferments. I think it effects the yeast, you want it at room temperature. My friend is a chef and would make pineapple hootch every once and awhile. He just used a big salad bowl covered with plastic wrap. That made it easy to vent, it almost does it itself. He would dump tons of sugar in it. It always has this weird slimy feel when you drink it. I don’t like it.
“That’s that ketchup”😂😂😂
Lmao
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"I wouldnt pimp my booty for any of this!" Lmmfao! 💀😂
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You already done pimped out your boity for some Ramon noodle packets
@@jnighs8380 do what u gotta do can’t starve
In the words of the immortal Sweeney Todd it looks like piss smells like piss it's piss with ink
Y'all done made some mad dog 20/20
The stickers on the orange peel is what gives it the kick.
🤣🤣🤣 funniest comment
You get sticky lol you been to jail before. Now that was the best omg way to funny
U drank some and woke up in ur cell sticky?
Ha gayeeee
Freudian slip
You give me missfummmmmmmm
Still it!! You can make a jailhouse still by using a tote a trash bag and a stinger. Put the tote in the bag add the wine to the tote drop in the stinger tie up the bag, the alcohol will condense on the bag and sit on the bottom of it.
Wow it’s amazing what would be priceless in the joint, is so worthless on the outside. Lol
Really tells you what happens to a human being in confinement and what your willing to do ( Actually seems like a great idea 😁 ) when everything is token away from ya. Lol
I thought the rich folks in jail always snuck stuff in from the gaurds
@@richyket661 not always but yeah, guards are how you get weed, cell phones, cigarettes and such.
this was a good dam video
Great video!
When he said you been to jail you been sticky before I fucking died hahha lol
We made some in San Diego county jail! Broke the seal around the sink and kept it under it and re sealed it with toothpaste 😆😆 we popped the bag on Thanksgiving at rec time and probably 10 of us got fucked up!!😆😆🤟
Add a pack of powder juice for flavor...koolaid, crystal light..etc. whatever you can get off commissary. Thats how i made it. I would also add cartons of juice..it gets you pretty buzzed. A mean headache if you drink alot though..lol
"Would you like some merlot? I made it in the toilet."
Let's Go To Prison
The good oldays, break out the ramon noodle, cheese, crackers, beef jerky, roll a big fatty with bible paper.
15 yrs and I never drank the hooch! Nasty stuff. Had some smuggled jack daniels though 😎
Niiice🧡
just don't sniff the bottle lol
I'm being sentenced to Federal prison in a few days. Been to county but never to prison. Just here to learn the basics lol. Next I'm searching "how to get your cell phone through metal detectors in your prison wallet"
You out now?
Use orange juice butter scotch candy or sugar from the kitchen but you gotta melt the sugar down in your hot pot then use tomato paste let it rot for a day that will jump start your wine
For the longest time I thought this was just one of those bs stories my uncle would tell me about prison. Apparently the guys that made it right would sell it or rather trade for other things.
Made it in Jail too, Same recipe but we didn't use garbage bags used empty plastic soda bottles, No ketchup, If done right it will taste like Orange Vodka. Fucks you up.
‘You’ve been to jail you’ve been sticky before’😂😂😂
Can't imagine how they do this with an old, wet toilet
You don’t actually put it in the toilet
For some real pruno, should use the back of the tank. And then a lovely mash of saltines, grape jelly and/or ketchup packets.
Cells don’t have a toilet tank , above the shitter is the sink . The sink-toilet is all one unit and nowhere to put the bag besides the shitter itself that’s why he only needed the lower part of it .
Ha I love all the variations to prison hooch - I swear you knew that! You see the homies cook up chicken recently?! Spectacular
(Umm I thiiink it was chicken!)
In their cells, and on cellular device! How the fk does that happen btw!
Someone smuggled a phone in using their booty hole lol I love it when people tell me they did some drugs in jail i call it butt dope, and they get pissed.
@@philbillymoonshine7356 next time ask of they smoked ass crack
You can't get reactive yeast out of bread. Its baked. Cooked out. All you're doing is making the hooch taste worse.
ive made alot of hooch in jail fruit cocktail applesauce oranges bread but thats alot of water bruh I've never had mold on it tho if u do it right its fizzy like some bubbly I always used empty peanut butter jars hide in 3d puzzle boxes for a week and filter through a sock enjoy lol moldy is never good
I was sold at “ We gots a fuckin toilet”
Used to house juice concentrates and yeast in bottles with balloons or condems over the mouth of the bottle in the free world when I was younger
60 days in brought me here 😂😂😂😂
Potatoes for yeast and i used apples and not many oranges better with apples.
Haha I wouldn't Dare try it but I enjoyed watching your video got a few chuckles
Thanks for watching!!!
:in America toilet wine
:in england toilet marmalade
Commentary funny asl 😭😭
WTF.....I would not pimp maaa bootie for this. Hahahahhaa 🤣🤣🤪🤪😜😜😜
Thanks for making me laugh...been needing that lol
You were supposed to peel the oranges...
Finally a useful video.
Y'all need to make a lot more of it and distill it into "toiletshine"....couldn't be worse than the "Beast"...LOL
Never understood the ones who add ketchup instead of just sugar or more juice. Sugar is sugar when it comes to fermenting, so the whole using ketchup part is absolutely not necessary. I've had and made hooch plenty of times, never once used ketchup, never would want to. It's legit what gives it a vomity smell and taste
If i could drink in jail I don't think I would mind it all that much. Maybe lol
Tomato juice works better and gives you a better buzz,I've drank hundreds of gallons of spud juice,that's what we call it here in michigan,never got sick from it,got some good shines going for sure
This is the best hooch I’ve ever had
This was hilarious
We didn't get sugar but Jolly Ranchers made a fine substitute
From rikers Island in nyc you can add kool-aid to add color
I'm on lockdown, what should I do? I know, I'll make some toilet wine. When he said "its got a little moldy on top of it" I absolutely lost it. This won the internet today.
Take tramadols and play chess
Are they gone come back and drink ?
For real for this had me lit🔥🔥😏And you using the best keptup 😁I approve this recipe💯In this 2rd round in this pandemic 🙃If you get caught with this (bady) more time for you.
Instead of the bridge you should’ve just went in your cabinet and got some grits
1:28 that delayed "eff you" 🤣
You could get some yeast from in-between some skin flaps on some fat rolls from the biggest guy there who hadn't taken a shower in about a week or so...yuuuummmm..candida yeast goodness...well the women's prison yeast option would be self explanatory
Just when you thought it couldn't get any grosser lol.
I'd be more inclined to call it cider, depending on how far you ferment it but I guess wine's fine, such as if over 6% alcohol.
Unsure you need the ketchup or even bread if there's natural yeast on the outside of the oranges (skin). Sugar's good, water too... And if you could somehow distill it in prison (simple pot distillation, so lighter, a pot, a bowl and cold water or ice?), you'd have a start to some prison moonshine. Look up water/plastic/pop bottle water distillation methods too maybe for a very slow evaporation distillation method (the stuff/equipment hidden under your bed of course, cuz no one thinks of looking under there-- too obvious-- or inside the human-crawlable-size ventilation ducts like in the movies ;).
You could put practically anything that yeast ferments in the bag-- including ketchup-- and a proper distillation wouldn't likely give you much of anything except some methanol, water, ethanol (the alcohol part that you want/crave/long for) some flavinoids or whatever they're called, and maybe a bit of a hangover.
Just ditch the foreshots or heads or whatever they're called I forget, depending on how much you'll be making and how much you might like methanol** haha. If you take too much methanol by accident or even on purpose, apparently a cure is ethanol. So, more booze/poison. Counterintuitive in a sense, but there you go.
** That might be worth keeping for lighter fluid, but it's just an idea/educated guess.
Cheers! ^u^
I know it's already too late but wouldn't it have made more sense to put all the oranges in the bag and then like squish it and push down on a bunch that way you don't have to get sticky LMAO
I drank that for four years and my cell buddy used to make clear out of it just like moonshine.
How do you get a clear distillate inside? I'm genuinely interested
Henbane Hedgewytch I bet you are curious
@@fearrp6777 nah, got it answered. Asked a friend who's been in a fair bit. Surprisingly innovative.
@@SombreroPharoah care to share? I don’t know
@jeffrey seahope you know the deal grease ya self up
You see more apples 🍎 then oranges 🍊 some places, apple Jack is nice, all apple mash with coke for your sugar 😋 sometimes all you can get is Catch up or tomato paste that ends up tasting like bud wiser with v8
Do they have to put it in the toilet 🚽 bowl like that 🤢🤮 can't they just put it in a corner out of sight?
"You been too jail befor , you been sticky"
If you know the cooks you can get the yeast you need
Hi have you ever seen a film called flushed away ?
Tried primo in the pen once ,tasted like crap but it was most definitely Boosie, bunch of guys from the work crew got wrapped up on drunk charges at the end of the day,added time.
Never seen the ketchup added, or bread just thrown in, I put the bread in a sock, and throw it in, it's a new sock lol...
"I got a friend who'll drink this." who doesn't. Yeah love your stuff but will pass on this on.
Lol
what?????????
You know, if you would have put it in a bucket and used some decent yeast, it actually looks like it would be good. Distill it
I’m a CO and this is pretty accurate lol
Cool
there was a bee in it!!!!!!!!!
You DONT NEED KETCHUP WTF!!! HAHAHA!!! bro your using CITRUS, that ketchup aint gonna even top shit out! 😭
Ketchup for flavor… 🤣🤣
Next make us some jankum lol
Much love from El Chapo son senior Indio 701 from dunseith North Dakota native American Chippewa 🙏🤟
That’s MD 20/20 mad dog orange marmalade😂😂
You got oranges with your sandwiches? We got 2 shitty cookies either lemon-flavored or vanilla. Sometimes just a stale sugar cookie you had to use water and put in the microwave to come back to life
Jail ain’t bad
How many soups for a glass?
"...Big ole hands of Harambe..." LMAO How long did you guys let that sit?
If you make good toilet wine you can trade it for a pack of smokes smokes is hard to come by in the pen nowadays
im watching a music video but have the comment section for a hooch video 😂
I’ll die before ever going back to jail.
I like to make eggnog in the tullet. Dassome good Aig Nawg!
Well, in my facility you wouldn't have gotten the plastic bag, anyone we caught with one was charged because we're going to think you're going to either kill yourself with it in the night or do something else. If I had seen that doing my winds I would have seen the bag, it would have stood right out. Most guys never made hooch in the toilets in our place, they used their grey plastic totes and either washed the tote out first so it was clean, or used washed out milk cartons to put the stuff in. Occasionally they would reuse the small packaging that the pickles and other stuff that came off commissary. They could float the milk cartons in their toilet, they would keep them cold that way. With the plastic totes, the inmates could "burp" the hooch and help take off some of the fumes and help it ferment better. Oranges was one of the things they would use. A lot of times if they got the drink mix off commissary they would mix that in, make sort of a fruit cocktail.
Just a tip bread does not have live yeast in it so the bread is kind of pointless
i made some outta fruit pineapple has yeast in it