Nothing could beat that time in 1930 when the BBC news announced that there was no news, and then proceeded to play soft jazz for the rest of the 15-minute segment.
My professor was a part of the study on drug traces harming rare eels. Turns out traces of cocaine in people's pee interrupts the hormones that are involved in the eels' reproduction. It's genuinely a huge conservation concern lol
Ok but “man stole woman’s pants for 17 years” is a fucking hook. I REALLY wanna know wtf was going on there. You can’t just say that and leave it there???!!!
It's the UK, in Staffordshire. Pants means underwear. He was stealing her knickers off her clothesline. They caught him when she installed a camera. Bizarrely, he left £20 in a bag pinned to the line, like it was sone kind of trade. Plenty of bras cost more than that. He was convicted (for the one incident, which was the only one they could really prove), had to do community service, and undergo treatment, had to pay £325 in court costs, and of course they slapped him with a restraining order. He can't go near the lady for ten years.
The implications of them are alright too - if they have nothing better to report than a fireman saving a duck, that probably means there aren't any cataclysmic activities
Except Kylie Jenner trying cereal with milk, that's not what I want to see in my newspaper. Now, a story of a cat who continies to frequent a local supermarket despite being banned, that's the news for ME
My favourite ever headline from a local (Helsinki) newspaper is this: In the dark of night, 250 kilos of chili sauce appeared in the woods in Vuosaari: "I can't understand it".
See what happened was the mafia needed to Finnish someone off so they brought him to the woods and threw him in a vat. "He won't down if he floats," says one mobster. "Don't worry," says another, "Helsinki." But why the chili sauce, you ask? Well they wanted to honor his Chilean heritage. Nah I'm kidding it's because it burns like Hell.
@@errortryagainlater4240 can you imagine getting hit with a whole wheel? I think it was probably slices because they stick and are kind of satisfying but I don't know.
I once saw an article titled, “Someone has been glueing tiny cowboys hats to pigeons in LA” I took a screenshot of one of the photos, and my avatar was born.
The budgie one is so funny to me since I myself own one. He doesn't call me by my name, actually, whenever he sees me he makes the Xbox one starting noise
“PANDAS AGGRESSIVE AND SEX CRAZED” - Considering the amount of effort that goes into getting Pandas in captivity to mate I would like to know Fox's sources on that one.
The cat banned from the supermarket reminds me of my grandma’s dog. It was banned from entering the ground of a local company because it wouldn’t stop barking at the CEO.
This is like the time I got a push notification from buzzfeed news simply stating 'Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs'. This was a week after the Taliban took Kabul. Priorities.
@@salamanticslegitimacy of developer controversy aside, I played the game long before I left this comment and then joined the online fandom after I finished the game (because if I’d joined it before I played the game I would have gotten spoiled) and that’s when I learned about the developer controversy
My town rarely if ever has lack of news. This is mostly down to the youth council doing something all the time. I'm part of them as Secretary and I'm surprised each meeting when I get to write all the few dozen things the mere 7 other members have done. In a span of a year we have: - Had one concert - Hosted 3 events in school - Lowered the cost of bus ticket for people under 25. - Funded rain shelter for school children who have to spend their breaks in the rain. - Caused every branch of decition making in the town to ask "what about the young?" - Collected more data from the young than everyone else including the previous youth council from the past decade. - Raised vacination per cent of people under 18 from 20% to 95%. - Came up with solutions to fix a few things. - Fought a tyrannical principal who is most likely going to be fired after the summer break. - Had a meeting with most if not all decition making bodies in the town, including the mayor. - Had some actually good ideas in a few strategy meeting, while the politicians played cards and joked together - Did more good for the town than the people with actual power (minus the mayor, who is a productive and nice chap).
@@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge nope, and no swords, shields, insane psychopathic best friend, or any appearance whatsoever in a 2007 fps game. Disappointing, I know
The best one of these in recent memory from my hometown was when someone called the cops, thinking they'd seen a rabid dog, but it turned out to be a cardboard cutout of a coyote.
We had a guy that was hiding from the police in someone's house. They couldn't get him to come out until he saw a stuffed dog in the back seat of the police car that they used to comfort little kids when taken from parents that were arrested. He said he'd give himself up if he could have the stuffed dog.
I don’t know what option is funnier, that they thought the Pope headline was newsworthy or the fact that they had the balls to tell an Italian man to eat less pasta.
not to get sappy but thanks so much for the content u put out man ! sometimes my friends come to me saying they're upset and i send them one of ur videos and within minutes we're laughing abt it together. it's rlly the first channel in a while that i love this much, keep it up!
honestly if all the news became that dumb and simple I think it would be proof of everything getting better. Like if we didn’t get all the bad news anymore as in we managed to improve our behaviour etc, all that journalists/tv would have to show would be these. Seems pretty good
Yeah, it reminds me of outrage stories of Obama literally just wearing a tan suit or liking spicey mustard, vs the daily President Trump horror story scandal/crime he committed that made me think we were gonna get nuked every night for four f*cking years
This is just my city! I swear, the christmas tree that lit on fire is worthy of a one hour documentary worthy! Edit: 1:47, that is a very japanese thing to happen.
As someone from surrey I'm not suprised the most interesting news is a fire man saving a duck or a bus stop moving 50 metres. One of my favourite news articles from surrey live is top dogging spots in surrey. It's a very interesting place to live honestly.
We get ALOT of slow news days down here - at least once a week on the local news. Broadcasts become either very intresting or very boring, very quickly
several months ago, a friend of mine was in the country, and in the city she actually lives in has big important stuff like crimes in the news, but they were reading the (city that they were currently in, in the country) newspaper, and the city was so small that a 15 year old running out of gas and a police officer giving him a courtesy ride to get gas made the front page
0:54 so does this mean he stole a pair of pants and has been keeping it hidden for 17 years OR has he been stealing several pairs of pants over the course of 17 years?
I would much MUCH rather read news stories like this every day. See, I have no control over things happening in the news. I live right near Philadelphia and someone is murdered every day- we are on day 116 of 2022 and 148 people have been murdered. All the pain and suffering, political conflict and dire financial news. I want to read about a pig eating Doritos.
I didn't know that paparazzi were stalking Toad and Toadette. I hope they're able to get some privacy from the presses, I can imagine it must be a very stressful existence.
3:50 I shall now try to decrypt this secret message given to us by some god, the raccoon riding the alligator is obviously some sacred text, Nevermind, I think I’ll need your guys’ help with decrypting this one
While I believe what you are saying may be the case, I believe that it it's representative of our society. The racoon being the rich man and the alligator being the poor man
My favorite is a comicbook movie website posting the headline: “Loki seen fighting with magic in new Season 2 footage.” And I was like, “Yeah… that’s kinda what he’s known to do…”
I can imagine Vernon Dursley grumbling about the officer saving duck news in the Surrey Mirror about how the news is freakish.(My only knowledge of surrey comes from the Harry Potter Series)
My dad grew up in a very small town. When he was in preschool there was an articl written about him called "Boy shares cupcake" where another preschooler soved a cupcake in his face.
A great headline from my country that got clipped some years ago: "Suspicious coconut-looking object found, police have been called to the place" A later update: "Update: After investigation, the object was found to be a coconut"
Damn, I wish I could live in a place where the news are always like this. No bad things, no fearmongering. Just good things, mildly interesting things, and funny encounters.
Nothing could beat that time in 1930 when the BBC news announced that there was no news, and then proceeded to play soft jazz for the rest of the 15-minute segment.
@@lionguardant5468 *1930
That's amazing
I wish that could happen again
link?
@@munastronaut8147 www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-39633603.amp
@@munastronaut8147 ruclips.net/video/hx8cUBEHXRw/видео.html
My professor was a part of the study on drug traces harming rare eels. Turns out traces of cocaine in people's pee interrupts the hormones that are involved in the eels' reproduction. It's genuinely a huge conservation concern lol
Don't do drugs, I guess
@@SphoorthyN One of the most meaningless sentences known to man
That’s actually pretty cool. And another reason to stay away from cocaine, I guess!
@@arandomsupra I mean, I guess
I like how we are worried about eels but not the fact that these people are addicted to cocaine
Ok but “man stole woman’s pants for 17 years” is a fucking hook. I REALLY wanna know wtf was going on there. You can’t just say that and leave it there???!!!
It's the UK, in Staffordshire. Pants means underwear. He was stealing her knickers off her clothesline.
They caught him when she installed a camera. Bizarrely, he left £20 in a bag pinned to the line, like it was sone kind of trade. Plenty of bras cost more than that.
He was convicted (for the one incident, which was the only one they could really prove), had to do community service, and undergo treatment, had to pay £325 in court costs, and of course they slapped him with a restraining order. He can't go near the lady for ten years.
@@EGRJ If underwear is pants, then what are actual pants called there?
@@EGRJ Thank you 😂 what an odd dude
@@connorbeith3232 Trousers
@@Rebecca-vd4ww fr?
I honetly could watch/read these news articles all day and not get bored.
The implications of them are alright too - if they have nothing better to report than a fireman saving a duck, that probably means there aren't any cataclysmic activities
That name and pfp screams of a fascinating history
I think that's the point
Except Kylie Jenner trying cereal with milk, that's not what I want to see in my newspaper. Now, a story of a cat who continies to frequent a local supermarket despite being banned, that's the news for ME
@@whyamidoingthis5236 are you stupid? they reported this because it's an act of true heroism!!!
"dog Swallows baking tray"
Dog did what exactly please?
Swallowed baking tray
@@gwenlyda4958
Okay but _how_ though?
@@baireth9837 with it's mouth
/S
@@baireth9837 it was a big dog
@Duncan Hackett it was a small dog
My favourite ever headline from a local (Helsinki) newspaper is this: In the dark of night, 250 kilos of chili sauce appeared in the woods in Vuosaari: "I can't understand it".
I was wondering where I left that!
im Finnish too
See what happened was the mafia needed to Finnish someone off so they brought him to the woods and threw him in a vat. "He won't down if he floats," says one mobster. "Don't worry," says another, "Helsinki."
But why the chili sauce, you ask?
Well they wanted to honor his Chilean heritage.
Nah I'm kidding it's because it burns like Hell.
@@LuckySketches " *Finnish* someone off" Dude!
@Gus Cichoski Lol it's the capital city of Finland.
Many of these headlines look cute and innocent like they are from a world in alternative dimension where there's no violence and dark stuff
That's actually a nice thought 😊
Nice cute, STOLEN UNDERWEAR
animal crossing news
"cat comes back to supermarket where it's banned from"
Not this one: 2:21
I am very disappointed of the community. NO ONE pointed out that there is actually someone out there with the last name "bromance"!
I am very disappointed i didn't get to see baby Jesus Phil Collins
One of cousin’s old teachers had Rude as her maiden name.
There was a recent local news story wherein a man threw cheese at another driver during a road rage incident. I wish I was joking.
"THROWWWWW THEEEE CHEEEEEEEESE!!!"
This story hinges _entirely_ on whether it was grated cheese, slices of cheese or blocks of cheddar.
@@errortryagainlater4240 can you imagine getting hit with a whole wheel? I think it was probably slices because they stick and are kind of satisfying but I don't know.
receiving driver: "wtf... how DAIRY"
@@errortryagainlater4240 5 Babybels and an entire block of Tillamook cheddar
I once saw an article titled, “Someone has been glueing tiny cowboys hats to pigeons in LA” I took a screenshot of one of the photos, and my avatar was born.
it's beautiful
The budgie one is so funny to me since I myself own one. He doesn't call me by my name, actually, whenever he sees me he makes the Xbox one starting noise
Assigned Xbox One by bird.
@@hawktalon7890 AXOAB
My aunt’s budgie says “here kitty kitty”.
She’s never owned a cat.
My budgie calls me dickhead
that's because you're an xbox one
I'm Canadian/American, and I've always eaten chocolate bunnies from the ears down. It just seems proper.
They can't really stand upright anymore if you start from the other end, so it's just logical to start at the ears.
Some people eat the poor bunnies’ head last… they need to suffer through their entire body being eaten before death…
I will fight anyone who doesn't do it that way
Why start from the widest end anyway? Usually the bottom of the bunny is the thickest chocolate part
how else are you supposed to eat them?
“PANDAS AGGRESSIVE AND SEX CRAZED” - Considering the amount of effort that goes into getting Pandas in captivity to mate I would like to know Fox's sources on that one.
Sources: Contrarianism.
The image was of red pandas, not giant pandas
their source is that they made it the fvck up
@@brendanhall5581 That’s a giant panda in the picture are you high
Probably the same as most of their news🤷♂
that "Cotswold Shin Kicking Event Cancelled Due to Lack of Volunteers" article seems like a title straight from The Onion
I read about the Cotswold Shin Kicking Event back in the 90s.
To be fair, so do most news these days.
I'd love to see one about badly placed headlines. I saw something like "Police stops meth racket - Recipes at Page 5"
That is such an awesome idea actually 😂
The cat banned from the supermarket reminds me of my grandma’s dog. It was banned from entering the ground of a local company because it wouldn’t stop barking at the CEO.
What a chad
Cats are so adorably weird lol.
grandma’s dog said fuck the rich
based dog
This is like the time I got a push notification from buzzfeed news simply stating 'Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs'. This was a week after the Taliban took Kabul. Priorities.
this is hilarious but unfortunately i played omori before reading this comment so
I remember that fairly important newstory that was interrupted because Beiber got arrested.
@@NiennaFan1why are people still playing that game. First time I heard of it was the developer controversy, it’s time to drop it.
@@salamanticslegitimacy of developer controversy aside, I played the game long before I left this comment and then joined the online fandom after I finished the game (because if I’d joined it before I played the game I would have gotten spoiled) and that’s when I learned about the developer controversy
I want news every day like this.
I would pay for a news site that only deals in absurd or unusual nonfictional events
@@oobanoobaisterrible the onion is pretty cool
I could try making a crazy headline.
@@theducksarecomingnonfictional
My town rarely if ever has lack of news. This is mostly down to the youth council doing something all the time. I'm part of them as Secretary and I'm surprised each meeting when I get to write all the few dozen things the mere 7 other members have done.
In a span of a year we have:
- Had one concert
- Hosted 3 events in school
- Lowered the cost of bus ticket for people under 25.
- Funded rain shelter for school children who have to spend their breaks in the rain.
- Caused every branch of decition making in the town to ask "what about the young?"
- Collected more data from the young than everyone else including the previous youth council from the past decade.
- Raised vacination per cent of people under 18 from 20% to 95%.
- Came up with solutions to fix a few things.
- Fought a tyrannical principal who is most likely going to be fired after the summer break.
- Had a meeting with most if not all decition making bodies in the town, including the mayor.
- Had some actually good ideas in a few strategy meeting, while the politicians played cards and joked together
- Did more good for the town than the people with actual power (minus the mayor, who is a productive and nice chap).
Sounds a lot like the town were I live in.
Oh, wait, are you too a Finn!?
that's awesome!
That's incredible! Keep going!
why do young people get a discount instead of seniors? or do only middle-aged people pay full price for bus tickets?
@@iKadaj Seniors already get a discount.
1:05 That seems like it would be Tomodachi Life news story
"We asked some islanders their opinions."
"Huh? I wasn't listening"
“Hi mom! Send money!”
Even the islanders know their news is bullshit, half the news dialogue is them being disappointed 😂
"Hey mom, hey dad. Look at me, I'm on TV."
Why that makes so much sense, I have no idea...
My grandpa knows the dude from the ‘single cheese ring’ incident. Nice to see Darwin get some recognition, Cheers from Darwin.
So what did he do the the cheese ring?
@@liengandriod55 eat it. what else would you do?
@@SurmenianSoldier wear it
That cat has power beyond human imagination.
The Racoon riding the Aligator head line exists solely to tell you that you will never be as badass as it is
For like 5 mins straight, I kept misreading the title as “Sloth News Day headlines.”
I was so confused
Years ago I found a picture of a newspaper with the headlines: "Man accidentally burns down house trying to kill spiders with propane blowtorch".
Well, did he get them?
@@astrodreamer946 well seeing how he burned down his house i say he gottem real good
Literally today, a guy with an eyepatch was getting called a pirate by the classmates and a cyclops by a teacher
Glad he can take jokes
Being a pirate lowkey sounds fun but it’d suck to be called cyclops by a damn teacher- THE VERY PERSON WHO IS TO PREVENT TEASING AMONGST THE STUDENTS-
Is he Scottish though?
@@raskr8137 unfortunately no, and not an alcoholic either
@@wheres_the_milk3778 doesn't even has an interest in explosives?
@@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge nope, and no swords, shields, insane psychopathic best friend, or any appearance whatsoever in a 2007 fps game.
Disappointing, I know
The best one of these in recent memory from my hometown was when someone called the cops, thinking they'd seen a rabid dog, but it turned out to be a cardboard cutout of a coyote.
We had a guy that was hiding from the police in someone's house. They couldn't get him to come out until he saw a stuffed dog in the back seat of the police car that they used to comfort little kids when taken from parents that were arrested. He said he'd give himself up if he could have the stuffed dog.
@@julienielsen3746That would be me tbh
I would rather see news like this instead of the regular news
You know someone had a great day writing “22 celebrities that look nothing alike”
That cat in the supermarket was the best. He just had a "you can't tell me what to do" look on his face.
My favourite slow news day headline from Norway is "Sint katt i Ørsta" AKA "Angry cat in Ørsta". I guess nothing else happened in Ørsta that day
I don’t know what option is funnier, that they thought the Pope headline was newsworthy or the fact that they had the balls to tell an Italian man to eat less pasta.
He's actually Argentinian, but yeah... XD
His parents did immigrate from Italy.
Once walked past a store which had the headline "local teen loves driving her tractors".
What a fucking time to be alive
That's the kind of news we *_need_* in this day-and-age.
I'm so disappointed I missed "We drill through a wall: live"
What a card to be dealt, having your last name be Bromance.
not to get sappy but thanks so much for the content u put out man ! sometimes my friends come to me saying they're upset and i send them one of ur videos and within minutes we're laughing abt it together. it's rlly the first channel in a while that i love this much, keep it up!
honestly if all the news became that dumb and simple I think it would be proof of everything getting better. Like if we didn’t get all the bad news anymore as in we managed to improve our behaviour etc, all that journalists/tv would have to show would be these. Seems pretty good
Yeah, it reminds me of outrage stories of Obama literally just wearing a tan suit or liking spicey mustard, vs the daily President Trump horror story scandal/crime he committed that made me think we were gonna get nuked every night for four f*cking years
This is just my city! I swear, the christmas tree that lit on fire is worthy of a one hour documentary worthy!
Edit: 1:47, that is a very japanese thing to happen.
How long would consist of live footage of the tree burning?
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 I'd say 2 hours, the firemen took their time
@@tacohead8543 How much of the tree remained at this point?
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 probably not much
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 pile of ash
I wish everyday was a slow news day so we'd have more beautiful stuff like this.
"We drill through a wall! Live!" Has got to be my favorite
SHARON BROMANCE IS KILLING ME
Matt, you've done it again. Thank you!
I mean to be fair, some of these I just HAD to know about. How did a turtle hold up FIVE PLANES?!?
Must be walking on the runway.
Damn Ninja Turtles...
Could be endangered or something, so nobody could move it and the planes couldn't risk killing it
*suspicious flashlight* had me laughing
💀
I lost it when that lady's name was "Sharon Bromance" like wtf that cannot be real
0:52 when the flashlight is sus😳
I'm so glad this channel is blowing up. I think this is the first time I've been around in the beginning of a channel's meteoric rise!
"Off duty fireman saves duck"
The duck: :0
Edit : The duck : :() :V :^
:V
:^
:\/
🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
These are so much more interesting than regular news
“PANDAS AGGRESSIVE AND SEX CRAZED” sounds like an important warning to us all
As someone from surrey I'm not suprised the most interesting news is a fire man saving a duck or a bus stop moving 50 metres. One of my favourite news articles from surrey live is top dogging spots in surrey. It's a very interesting place to live honestly.
"Why is Mick Jagger copying Mary Berry's style?"
You will never find a more British headline.
Swansea photocopier one isn’t that surprising, I can’t imagine there’s much news to report in Swansea. 😂
Pandas can be aggressive, but ask any zookeeper and they will tell you about pandas all being incredibly non-sex driven
That one with the budgie was important though, you cannot deny that.
We get ALOT of slow news days down here - at least once a week on the local news. Broadcasts become either very intresting or very boring, very quickly
Everyone knows that ducks are fireproof.
Which is why it could be saved by a fireman
You misunderstood, he happened to be a firefighter, but actually saved the duck from drowning.
Best news headline on my local newspaper went something like “suspicious package turns out to be load of bread”
2:18
Hey, as a gamer, I think that's _very_ important news right there.
"Ominous Clouds Turn Out To Be Nothing"
Probably the biggest news in a while for Murphy tbh
several months ago, a friend of mine was in the country, and in the city she actually lives in has big important stuff like crimes in the news, but they were reading the (city that they were currently in, in the country) newspaper, and the city was so small that a 15 year old running out of gas and a police officer giving him a courtesy ride to get gas made the front page
Honestly the one about gran is the saddest news since harambe I am literally feeling emotions right now
The cats expression is golden 🤣
"I see no god up here. Other than me"
- That cat, probably
Racoon riding an alligator means the racoon's fearless
Or that his priotiries lie at not getting wet.
@@creativedesignation7880 yeah but why would he ride a predator?
I like how “kiefer sutherland is still single” implies that the news company has already done an article how kiefer sutherland is single
The man is 55 years old so I don't know what that says about his dating life
0:54 so does this mean he stole a pair of pants and has been keeping it hidden for 17 years
OR
has he been stealing several pairs of pants over the course of 17 years?
My immediate question exactly
That is exactly what I thought
I would much MUCH rather read news stories like this every day. See, I have no control over things happening in the news. I live right near Philadelphia and someone is murdered every day- we are on day 116 of 2022 and 148 people have been murdered. All the pain and suffering, political conflict and dire financial news.
I want to read about a pig eating Doritos.
Breaking news: Matt Rose has over 69 THOUSAND subs!
That's a lot of sandwiches...
Are they actual footlongs though, or Subway 10" footlongs?
@@tcpratt1660 They are still great in numbers!
As someone from Norwich, I was worryingly excited to hear that Johnny Depp bought a bath here
“Man stole woman’s pants for 17 years”
I love what this implies
What does it imply?
If you go by the British meaning, it's underwear so that's a lot more serious than stealing trousers
"...finds they are rows apart" 😂
off-duty software engineer likes soup
The dinosaur boy in the park is literally just jerma
i sometimes love the internet, this is one of those times
*37st*
Nevermind, I hate the internet again
I didn't know that paparazzi were stalking Toad and Toadette. I hope they're able to get some privacy from the presses, I can imagine it must be a very stressful existence.
3:50
I shall now try to decrypt this secret message given to us by some god, the raccoon riding the alligator is obviously some sacred text,
Nevermind,
I think I’ll need your guys’ help with decrypting this one
While I believe what you are saying may be the case, I believe that it it's representative of our society. The racoon being the rich man and the alligator being the poor man
It's Rigby. It explains how weird it is
Could be a prophetic sign, like the Aztecs and their eagle perched on a cactus eating a snake
My favorite is a comicbook movie website posting the headline: “Loki seen fighting with magic in new Season 2 footage.” And I was like, “Yeah… that’s kinda what he’s known to do…”
Slow news days then: There is no news. Here are some poems instead.
Slow news days now: lol fuel crisis time
the fact that fox news got it completely wrong with pandas though.
it's fox news do you expect anything else?
I can imagine Vernon Dursley grumbling about the officer saving duck news in the Surrey Mirror about how the news is freakish.(My only knowledge of surrey comes from the Harry Potter Series)
in a small town in sweden we once had "hedgehog was found in backyard" on the front page of the newspaper
I love that all the west country ones are exactly the headlines you'd expect in the west country
1:19 "Ominous clouds turn out to be nothing" has me laughing more than is morally right
This channel is underrated, oh wait, originally is not profitable anymore :(
Amazing content Matt!
Once went on a trip up to Inverness (town in Scottish Highlands) and walked past a news stand that read "Court told of crowd on bus"
My dad grew up in a very small town. When he was in preschool there was an articl written about him called "Boy shares cupcake" where another preschooler soved a cupcake in his face.
Seriously, if they run out of ideas they should just say "Local Newspaper Runs Out of Ideas"
A great headline from my country that got clipped some years ago:
"Suspicious coconut-looking object found, police have been called to the place"
A later update:
"Update: After investigation, the object was found to be a coconut"
The suggested video I got after this is literally "Larry the cat poised to welcome Britain's next prime minister" from the Associated Press.
I think ducks are cool
Prefer swans
@@yeethittter1285 how dare you
@@yeethittter1285 Yeah well we don't swan to see you around here.
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 Think they're pretty
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 They're not afraid to speak their minds
"Dog swallows baking tray"
I have so many questions, for example:
How terrifyingly big was that dog?
One of the best one was the one with ' dead body walks off'
oh no...they became a zombie....lol
That was just me the morning after a sesh sorry lads
Sharon Bromance, it was your lucky day.
Please do a sequel, I laughed my ass off
I would watch the news if it was like this more often 😂
0:57 - The only thing that would have made this better is if the budgie was called Trigger.
Damn, I wish I could live in a place where the news are always like this. No bad things, no fearmongering. Just good things, mildly interesting things, and funny encounters.
"Toad and Toadette seen holding hands." Where? At the Met Gala?
1:23 nothing surprises me about the news station that argues in court that it's entertainment, not news
The bishop blessing the road workers or whatever they were is just wholesome.