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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @dell9431
    @dell9431 6 лет назад +5537

    Miss pauling: TF2 community
    Saxton: Valve

    • @CodexQuinn
      @CodexQuinn 6 лет назад +244

      Tf2C: We want new guns
      V: HA HA HA HA. No.
      Tf2C: W-But why?
      V: MONEY!

    • @keybladegames_real
      @keybladegames_real 5 лет назад +18

      you beat me to it

    • @cherrylemon2940
      @cherrylemon2940 5 лет назад +43

      @@CodexQuinn Here's a new gun that the community sells for a better price than us!

    • @cherrylemon2940
      @cherrylemon2940 5 лет назад +32

      AND THE COMMUNITY MARKET IS RUN BY US! We're using ourselves as a tool for a crime against ourselves

    • @kurotsundere
      @kurotsundere 5 лет назад +25

      @@cherrylemon2940 "[...] You've just made me an accessory to a crime against myself."

  • @minecraftoverlordpe2842
    @minecraftoverlordpe2842 6 лет назад +3898

    I like how canonically the mercs are misfits, but can be the most formidable thing if they put their heads together.

    • @kategrant2728
      @kategrant2728 4 года назад +215

      Their exceptionally, exceptionally subnormal heads.

    • @manumaker0859
      @manumaker0859 4 года назад +70

      Well not as mush soldier but everyone else yes

    • @somethingstupidlyobscure
      @somethingstupidlyobscure 4 года назад +32

      trda broadcasting service yes, excluding Soldier.

    • @TBrizzle01
      @TBrizzle01 4 года назад +134

      @@jacobschneider3975 Yeah I never understood that. They act like Heavy is bad. Heavy is excellent and probably the toughest out there. Spy is a jerk but obviously a great spy. Etc.

    • @jacobschneider3975
      @jacobschneider3975 4 года назад +86

      @@TBrizzle01 its because the other mercenary groups dont have personality, and that means they see it as a weakness.

  • @AgentSkidZ
    @AgentSkidZ 7 лет назад +3171

    Suddenly I want a chair made of double barreled shotguns.

    • @Budew-ef6tr
      @Budew-ef6tr 6 лет назад +21

      Same

    • @le_mothman
      @le_mothman 6 лет назад +111

      *clears throat* "force-a-natures" educate yourself

    • @mr.techaky7655
      @mr.techaky7655 5 лет назад +19

      @@kaistzar2831 Well shit, I guess my wallet suddenly emptied itself... Fak.

    • @turtleperson3538
      @turtleperson3538 5 лет назад +12

      _doomguy wants to know your location_

    • @cadsquade
      @cadsquade 4 года назад +3

      @@le_mothman *clears throat* "trash" educate yourself

  • @fish2759
    @fish2759 5 лет назад +1173

    Saxton : These are the finest guns made for the finest mercenaries
    Me : *holding ten well worn smgs* A R E Y O U S U R E A B O U T T H A T

    • @KWCHope
      @KWCHope 4 года назад +22

      You got saxtons shit crates[tm]

    • @brentsnocomgaming7813
      @brentsnocomgaming7813 3 года назад +7

      *Laughs in beggar's bazooka"

    • @tobygrapes9760
      @tobygrapes9760 3 года назад +4

      It's because you ARE the finest mercenary.

    • @lordkek5817
      @lordkek5817 3 года назад +2

      666 likes I'm about to ruin that.

  • @NateTDOM
    @NateTDOM 7 лет назад +2739

    >Saxton mentions how these cases are brand new; but when you open them the weapons have blood and chipped paint all over them. Logic

    • @Budew-ef6tr
      @Budew-ef6tr 6 лет назад +188

      Well, you gotta playtest your new guns!

    • @minecraftoverlordpe2842
      @minecraftoverlordpe2842 6 лет назад +297

      He's lying. He already sold them and robbed them off the corpses.

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 5 лет назад +33

      I wouldn't be surprised.

    • @jgmr645
      @jgmr645 4 года назад +5

      It is?

    • @spacetrainbaby3737
      @spacetrainbaby3737 4 года назад +19

      Well what did you expect from mann co.

  • @eightball6219
    @eightball6219 8 лет назад +1043

    Boy those Trillionaires are getting robbed too cause most of those guns suck...or at least the ones I unboxed

    • @noisemarine561
      @noisemarine561 8 лет назад +45

      It's valve dude they rip everyone off with crates... Than they apologize with the Steam sales.

    • @hanro50
      @hanro50 5 лет назад +27

      Even in universe manco is a rip off

    • @killthemwithfirelol
      @killthemwithfirelol 3 года назад +14

      If your unboxing didn't come with a 5000 dollar complementary glass of champagne, then you're not getting the good stuff at all.

    • @MajinMist603
      @MajinMist603 3 года назад +2

      Hale switch cases at night , miss Pauling got the fake ones

    • @maneoj46
      @maneoj46 2 года назад

      MannCo puts Apple to shame in terms of lacking QC

  • @wafflemaker6590
    @wafflemaker6590 3 года назад +103

    A door that recognizes by punch strength is such a dope idea

  • @ianmaluk1
    @ianmaluk1 4 года назад +427

    I just realised Saxton must have obviously found out that Miss Pauling stole his guns, but didn't ever retaliate.

    • @kuma477
      @kuma477 2 года назад +70

      He’s rich enough not to care

    • @mikebakster2540
      @mikebakster2540 Год назад +72

      That and he probably forgot what miss Paulina’s name was and is goin reverse alphabetically hunting down everyone with a p name

    • @nateghast6456
      @nateghast6456 Год назад +22

      He *did* tell her to show some initiative...

    • @willropa4226
      @willropa4226 Год назад +36

      He probably thought a yeti stole it, what beast is strong enough to bust open the door to the weapons vault and be sneaky enough to barely leave a trace? Only one answer, a yeti.

    • @nigeladams8321
      @nigeladams8321 Год назад +3

      She did write an IOU

  • @VestedUTuber
    @VestedUTuber 4 года назад +148

    "Next time show some initiative"
    He says as she technically but entirely robs him blind...

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 3 года назад +10

      "You just got robbed!"
      *Is getting robbed*

  • @mayathedog7298
    @mayathedog7298 8 лет назад +1637

    2,000 pounds? that's equivalent to a 1 ton truck

  • @TheLastBabyMan
    @TheLastBabyMan 9 лет назад +2984

    I have a suspicion that Valve has a elite Tf2 Spin-off game exclusive only to Valve members.
    That's why we get all the crap.

    • @hamboy8684
      @hamboy8684 9 лет назад +63

      +TheLastBabyMan I wouldint be Surprised if that was a thing

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 8 лет назад +69

      +TheLastBabyMan
      If I was a Valve employee I would make my own games in my spare time at my own computer that I bring JUST to make games.
      Um so what are you playing here?
      It's a game.
      I see but what game.
      an answer.
      an.. answer?
      yes
      that's the name?
      no it's an answer
      an answer to what?
      I don't know, what's the question?
      they gave the game a definition instead of a name?
      well I did cause I made the game, I didn't give my game a name, I gave it a definition!
      You made this game?
      yupp. More than 10 classes each team has it's own with each being unique. I have the witch with a goat beard who's a sniper that cast curses and illusions. A roadie who is kinda like the engineer but more open and one of the better meelee guys, The annoying solution "no that's not a gun" who is a plague doctor of english german steam punk design with more than poison and medicine, he got parasites too!
      ok, looks ok but how long did you work on this?
      For a longer time than I have worked here.
      It looks cool but it's kinda... weird like what are you playing?
      A roadie.
      A what?
      ROADIE! he's the meelee type of mechanic who's used to loud noises and being out of the spotlight.
      Have you showed this to the others? They have seen it if they want to but WTF does ONE person have to an entire company! I may have made an entire game but if we made this we would redo it all AND change the SHIT out of it.
      Why it looks good.
      LOOKS good but polish my friend polish.
      Also there is only so much risk a company would put into indie levels of creativity. I haven't seen this level of innovation since Psychonauts. And look how well THAT masterpiece did. Poor game.

    • @MazzaAzi
      @MazzaAzi 6 лет назад +48

      what if all the Valve employes get all the 3's
      you know HL3 L4D3 D3 CS3 and TF3

    • @the1tacoirvin
      @the1tacoirvin 6 лет назад +2

      TheLastBabyMan it's csgo

    • @shadzep2701
      @shadzep2701 6 лет назад +11

      Naw, it’s overwatch, blizzard is just valve’s second company

  • @EggieBoi1284
    @EggieBoi1284 4 года назад +870

    I am so confused how saxton hale could possibly believe the tf2 team is "subnormal". The medic stole his teamates souls and outsmarted the devil, scout learned how to jump off the air, the engineer can fit super turrets into suitcases, pyro... is pyro, soldier basically flies with his rockets, heavy can take 30 bullets to the heart before he dies, spy can use paper masks to magically make himself look just like the enemy, sniper is basically hawkeye, and demoman fights people that have guns with a sword and shield

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine 4 года назад +185

      And whats more, he literally acts like a misfit himself. He goes around killing and killing with no hint of class or sensibility. He should love these mercs thanks to their craziness, instead he barely registers their presence.

    • @daddymcdoob7862
      @daddymcdoob7862 4 года назад +145

      Keep in mind Saxton Hale can literally punch with the force of a fucking truck, and regularly kills large dangerous creatures with his bare hands. He comes from the land of Australia where (in the tf2 universe) the average man is not only intelligent but also impressively jacked. Most of the mercs are merely below average joes without their weapons, weapons PROVIDED my Saxton Hale.

    • @daddymcdoob7862
      @daddymcdoob7862 4 года назад +65

      Ian Chapman yes, at the end of the most recent comic, Miss Pauling is in shock that all the mercs survived, with severe injuries. She asked how, and the Medic says “it’s because they have no souls”

    • @mythmakroxymore1670
      @mythmakroxymore1670 4 года назад +11

      People sell their souls to satan on a daily basis. He’s a witch, no better.

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 4 года назад +20

      @@daddymcdoob7862 so everyone in Australia is a JoJo character? Weird

  • @yernoi2167
    @yernoi2167 4 года назад +195

    We gonna ingnore how badass sneaky miss Pauling is?

    • @justsomewoomywithamustache4481
      @justsomewoomywithamustache4481 4 года назад +16

      Miss Pauling in general is badass

    • @kirbyfreakyt4695
      @kirbyfreakyt4695 2 года назад +12

      Why else do you think scout wants her?
      Oh yes, for shallow reasons too like her beauty and intelligence, but she's awesome too.

    • @MGrey-qb5xz
      @MGrey-qb5xz Год назад

      yes

    • @awkwarddrawings
      @awkwarddrawings 5 месяцев назад

      To work for the administrator she had to have picked up the skills to work the job she does

  • @animegx45
    @animegx45 8 лет назад +208

    Give them hats as payments. Problem solved.

  • @lel0uchvibritannia981
    @lel0uchvibritannia981 6 лет назад +132

    “Ms Pauling doesn’t want force-of-nature” translates to “Ms Pauling will never date Scout”

    • @lowqualitytrash7034
      @lowqualitytrash7034 3 года назад +9

      I mean, scout is a force-a-nature

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Год назад +1

      @@lowqualitytrash7034Pow. Roasted. Not big surprise

  • @randomperson4630
    @randomperson4630 4 года назад +32

    The consistency of the chair being made of force-a-nature’s makes me love the great detailing in this comic, every frame of the other side of the desk has a chair of forces-a-nature’s, thank you valve very cool

  • @ThomasG_
    @ThomasG_ 4 года назад +99

    Saxton: You just got ROBBED
    Pauling: *Uno reverse card*

  • @pineapplefarmer7352
    @pineapplefarmer7352 8 лет назад +699

    Yes, we need incentives for doing contracts. Metal? Keys? Nah, that's rubbish. What we need is what the tf2 fanbase has been requesting, nay, *begging for*, since launch! Weapon skins! Because it's not a money-milking scam, *in the slightest!*

    • @black7594
      @black7594 6 лет назад +14

      Thou wish has been cometh true

    • @theconductoresplin8092
      @theconductoresplin8092 6 лет назад +5

      Unboxing and get a key ... God hood

    • @TheSirZparity
      @TheSirZparity 5 лет назад +5

      We were asking for real new weapons with new stats, Instead, They give us reskins lol

    • @lexxpowered8836
      @lexxpowered8836 5 лет назад +5

      Mate it’s a free game, don’t complain about the optional skins.

    • @snakezase2998
      @snakezase2998 5 лет назад

      ZparityTheMajestic adding new weapons isn’t easy to do

  • @2345tomson
    @2345tomson 4 года назад +20

    I would figure that Saxton Hale would find getting robbed by miss Pauling a negotiation. And he would take the whole theft as taking the initiative. He would probably even remember her name after this.

  • @grandaduck
    @grandaduck 4 года назад +15

    Bidwell: "Also, your two o'clock is here."
    Saxton: "Who is it? It better not be a waste of my time."
    Pauling: "Umm... Hi."
    Saxton: *"OH! IT IS!"*
    My favourite line out of all of the comics, outside of Mann Co. No More.

  • @johnnygreenface
    @johnnygreenface 9 лет назад +145

    Heavy has a Ph.D. In Russian literature!

    • @Tommy-bp4xe
      @Tommy-bp4xe 3 года назад

      That technically isn’t cannon I think

  • @dogman15
    @dogman15 9 лет назад +201

    Cool stuff. My only beef is that at 1:21, "This chair I'm sitting on is *made* of Force-A-Natures," the emphasis should be on "made". MazAMaTaz emphasized "chair" more than any other word in the sentence.

    • @MazAMaTaz
      @MazAMaTaz 9 лет назад +12

      Agh! My bad man.

    • @dogman15
      @dogman15 9 лет назад +6

      MazAMaTaz No worries. I'm glad you're aware of it though. Just a tip for next time: When acting out or reading a comic out loud, make note of where the writer/letterer have emphasized words, and emphasize the words appropriately in speech.

    • @MazAMaTaz
      @MazAMaTaz 9 лет назад +13

      Dogman15 Nah, usually I do keep track of where the emphasis is (I type out a Word file before I record these things so I don't have to flip through the comic while I'm recording). Just one of those things that fell through the cracks in my haste. I strive for excellence for you guys, and I'm glad you strive for excellence from me in return. Thanks!

    • @samuellinn
      @samuellinn 6 лет назад +3

      @LeCoolFace 3years late and MazAMaTaz approved of it. How about you re-think your life

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop 4 года назад +28

    Scout should have totally gotten the Twin Forces of Nature as a bat...

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Год назад +3

      Maybe have a taunt where it explodes and he panics

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop Год назад +3

      @@Aaa-vp6ug instead of critical hits it fires a single FAN shot, but it can't RANDOM crit

  • @Da_ComputerMonster
    @Da_ComputerMonster 9 лет назад +643

    *EDIT: SCOUT CAN'T READ.*
    This was before Naked and Dead.
    Plz. I YIELD. :( 🏳
    ...
    *YEARS AGO:*
    Dumb question, who are the 4 who cant read?
    3 are definitely SCOUT, Soldier and Pyro.
    -Scout reads comics and magazines (unless he is one of those guys who looks at the pictures and not the words.)-
    Demo, even though he is a drunk, he can read.
    Heavy has a degree in Russian literacy.
    Engineer is smart as hell.
    Medic, even though he is a mad scientist, he can read.
    Sniper I assume reads.
    and Spy is a master at 4 languages.

    • @HyperGolem
      @HyperGolem 9 лет назад +257

      computermonster1 Hale said that he was ''fairly certain'', but that doesn't mean it's a fact. I mean come on, Hale is pretty crazy...

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 9 лет назад +147

      computermonster1 Pyro and Soldier are the other 2. Again.

    • @DarthSears
      @DarthSears 9 лет назад +216

      computermonster1 RED Pyro/Soldier and BLU Pyro/Soldier. That's the four.

    • @Chagogo
      @Chagogo 9 лет назад +136

      I bet Scout is one because in the Love and War update video it shows that reading is something fancy to him, and I doubt he sees himself as fancy.

    • @governor_explosion
      @governor_explosion 9 лет назад +199

      computermonster1 I think it's just Saxton and Helen not giving the mercs the respect they deserve. Heck, Pyro's smart enough to become a CEO in six months, while Soldier can be a decent tactician when he needs to be. I think he can also read, it's just more interesting for him to skim Sun Tzu's "Art of War" and add in shit where he thinks it'd be more badass.
      As for the "sex criminal" thing, it's probably just Soldier's fondness for streaking.

  • @snughug1181
    @snughug1181 5 лет назад +35

    Community: so you'll give us more weapons?
    Valve: HA HA HA HA! Of course not!

  • @WinterFox1000
    @WinterFox1000 5 лет назад +26

    huh, its like I just got a tour of the tf2 store and was told straight to my face that the prices are to high. Good on ya valve, you got a lot of guts to admit that.

  • @mediscout
    @mediscout 9 лет назад +134

    team fortress:hat offensive.

    • @Hulan92
      @Hulan92 9 лет назад +5

      TF:HO
      lel HO!

  • @wet0wl
    @wet0wl 3 года назад +10

    I’m more shocked how Saxton Hale can put out a force of 2,751 pounds of pressure per square inch every single time with no difference. Of course the machine might use a general range but that’s no fun.

  • @clyax113
    @clyax113 9 лет назад +108

    Wait, the Spy is superior to all of you, so why doesn't he get good gu- oh..... right..... he doesn't need them..... ha!

    • @gamer_x403
      @gamer_x403 9 лет назад +1

      clyax113 why he did not get good knife? XD

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 9 лет назад +6

      Gamer_X
      The stock knife is best, like most stock weapons anyway, so he really doesn't need anything other than his equipment plus one of 3 revolvers.

    • @isuruFO
      @isuruFO 9 лет назад

      Strange knife?
      Yeah i guess that's good

    • @commonsense6323
      @commonsense6323 8 лет назад

      +clyax113 IMO the spycicle is good for survivability against pubs

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 8 лет назад

      Le Lenny
      Even after they nerfed it?

  • @spookyubers1202
    @spookyubers1202 5 лет назад +16

    That explains why miss contract won't shut up when I'm healing people.

  • @cassidyho939
    @cassidyho939 4 года назад +5

    This comic just made me respect Miss Pauling even more.

  • @cinnamonflavord
    @cinnamonflavord 8 лет назад +24

    I wanted those fucking Twin forces of nature.

  • @RoosterJacket
    @RoosterJacket 9 лет назад +12

    That was fun. Now if only Valve could finish part 5 of the Mann Co no more series. I need my fix

  • @statelyelms
    @statelyelms Год назад +1

    Notice how Hale never actually did anything about the stolen guns later on. I bet it was our of respect for what looked to him like a shrimpy secretary's assistant throwing a harder blow than he did.

  • @peika8324
    @peika8324 3 года назад +2

    For those people who thing saxton hale look down on those mercs you need to remember that this is the same guy fight yeti effortlessly, sheered robot with bare hand and etc. plus he probably well aware of what the mercs and administrators capable of.
    He just choose to not care. So his kinda madlad,...... or maybe the price administrator give was actually low.

  • @replynator5774
    @replynator5774 5 лет назад +7

    Oh so that is how Vs Hale has come to be.

  • @danterodriguez03
    @danterodriguez03 4 года назад +40

    3:47 wait, sex criminals? I know they al all "defectives", medic and soldier are war criminals, demo is a drunk, and neither scout, soldier, pyro, or demo can read. But i don't remeber that part

    • @keerf255
      @keerf255 4 года назад +12

      It refers to spy and the surprise buttsex meme

    • @phineasfacingforward3460
      @phineasfacingforward3460 4 года назад

      Spy somehow

    • @Mr.Crawlyo
      @Mr.Crawlyo 3 года назад

      @Dacco wait really?

    • @jefff7916
      @jefff7916 3 года назад +1

      @@Mr.Crawlyo Yup, it's in the description of one his earlier cosmetics

    • @chaoticproductions3922
      @chaoticproductions3922 3 года назад +3

      possibly spy and scout as the track terroriser's bio suggests and spy well he's a james bond level spy i imagine some things were done for the sake of a job

  • @ramarromarrone
    @ramarromarrone 9 лет назад +93

    Tf:Go here I come

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 9 лет назад +1

      Ramarro Marrone
      AKA a side thing you don't have to pay for.

    • @Marcheziora
      @Marcheziora 9 лет назад

      computermonster1 I'm pretty sure you do pay for these guns.

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 9 лет назад +1

      Marcos Sanchez
      No, what I meant was...
      its an option, that ofcourse you pay for, but you don't have to do it.

    • @silvy3047
      @silvy3047 9 лет назад +1

      And if you pay for it, you get good profit from it later.

    • @ramarromarrone
      @ramarromarrone 9 лет назад

      ***** I know right? I'm such original

  • @TheShadowKnight4.0
    @TheShadowKnight4.0 Год назад +1

    Saxton's line of "Sex criminals" inside the vault is a reference to the description of o e of scout cosmetics

  •  9 лет назад +26

    Hah, I missed these narrations of tf2 comics.

  • @thatfatblueberry1817
    @thatfatblueberry1817 7 лет назад +6

    "IOU a hundred million dollars. -Miss P"

  • @madhatter2705
    @madhatter2705 5 лет назад +5

    (when you realize how strong mrs pauling can hit with a big stick)

  • @unhearted4510
    @unhearted4510 3 года назад +7

    So mann co store is cannonically over charging for guns.

  • @17raysplays29
    @17raysplays29 2 года назад +2

    Sex Criminals? Who's the se-
    Oh, Soldier does like fighting naked doesn't he?

  • @notavegan3
    @notavegan3 3 года назад +3

    are we gonna glose over the whole "sex criminals" thing

  • @mc_chayakorn0202
    @mc_chayakorn0202 Год назад +2

    “A chair made of out force a nature” got me

  • @skrub3801
    @skrub3801 4 года назад +2

    The Twin Force-A-Nature stats:
    Random Knockback for every shot.
    Once out of ammo, it can be used as a club.
    Deals 20 damage to yourself for every shot.
    Removes your melee slot when equipped.
    10% Slower Movement Speed

    • @IronHawk96
      @IronHawk96 4 года назад

      No random critical hits

  • @gamesfan1693
    @gamesfan1693 Год назад +2

    Negotiation 0:09
    Elite Suite 2:11
    Twin Forces-A-Nature 4:02
    Heist 4:55

  • @tony8edits629
    @tony8edits629 Год назад +1

    I just noticed, Mediexcalibur voices the thing that Saxton Hale punches

  • @ricekrispies4994
    @ricekrispies4994 Год назад +2

    Ngl the twin forces of nature should be a bat for scout

  • @Xahnel
    @Xahnel Год назад +1

    "If Oi eva foind this P, Oimma shake theer and then punch em so ard theey'll turn into an afternoon shower for three cahnties!"

  • @Ghost-i7x
    @Ghost-i7x 3 года назад +1

    Pyro bought all the flare guns.
    Thats why there's so many.

  • @HyperGolem
    @HyperGolem 9 лет назад +10

    Haha, great work once again Beard :D

  • @mattsmocs3281
    @mattsmocs3281 4 года назад +1

    Despite working for the company she still has to pay. Also a pile of force-of-nature on the highway sounds fun

  • @kingofdreams2376
    @kingofdreams2376 4 года назад +2

    "You've just been robbed" he says as she takes every good gun he owns. "You've got no initiative" he says as she takes all the good guns he owns.

  • @RyanReidSpeaks
    @RyanReidSpeaks 3 года назад

    What did I just watch, and why do I love it?

  • @kolmannen7766
    @kolmannen7766 4 года назад +3

    The twin forces of nature should be a melee weapon for scout, able to be crafted from 2 force-a-natures and a scrap metal (to hold them together)

  • @bobcrafttheking2014
    @bobcrafttheking2014 Месяц назад

    I really like how Saxton Hale would literally kill Miss Pauline on the spot for being annoying, but he has all the patience in the world to try to negotiate a price with her even if she’s not Saxton’s ideal customer (trillionare)

  • @Lucas----
    @Lucas---- 6 лет назад +3

    So pauling have to steal from saxton to give us good things

  • @TheCart54321
    @TheCart54321 7 лет назад +15

    1:04 the guys: gasp, miss Pauling is fighting for what we want YAAAAAAAAYYYY
    miss Pauling: here you go guys.
    (Bunch of cosmetic re skins pop out)
    😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
    Guys: WE QUIT

  • @monkeycat48
    @monkeycat48 4 года назад +2

    Saxton tells her she just got robbed but awkwardly he was the one that was robbed in the end.😂😂😂

  • @Chillbot17
    @Chillbot17 4 года назад +1

    40 dollars for two guns and a method to unbind them so they can be functional. Realistically, that's a steal for guns

  • @bigheadman8590
    @bigheadman8590 4 года назад +1

    So Pauling can afford heavys gun and ammo, but not a $5,000 glass of champagne

  • @ev9554
    @ev9554 6 лет назад +1

    This voice acting is quality 👌

  • @17raysplays29
    @17raysplays29 2 года назад +1

    The Twin Force of Nature should have been another bat for Scout.

  • @danterodriguez03
    @danterodriguez03 4 года назад +1

    Is it me or Bidwell looks like scout? A mature and educated version of scout

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 9 лет назад +36

    Hope this is actually gonna be new weps and not just boring, cheap reskins.

    • @blackjet2000
      @blackjet2000 9 лет назад

      Bier Bart 1 new map from Valve which is bad an rest are old community maps

    • @franklydondor3448
      @franklydondor3448 9 лет назад

      Classic valve making money from ripping people off good time

    • @silvy3047
      @silvy3047 9 лет назад

      Not really ripping off, but giving you a great profit over 3 months for a down payment of $6.00

    • @FatherGibus
      @FatherGibus 9 лет назад +1

      Joker This here, people buy these skins for near a key.

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 9 лет назад

      not sure if troll or stupid

  • @bowenlavalley3297
    @bowenlavalley3297 4 года назад +3

    I want a twin force-a-nature as a melee weapon

  •  9 лет назад

    You Are The Best One Who Did These Comic Voice Things Voices Match Up And Its Very Entertaining Keep Goin d:

  • @alexandnachoyt3001
    @alexandnachoyt3001 3 года назад +1

    Great, now i want a chair made of force-a-natures

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Год назад

      With an explosive tauntkill

  • @karlwes6273
    @karlwes6273 Год назад

    This comic foreshadowed how they would stop adding new weapons, as saxton hale was so mad at miss Pauling that he now refuses to give them any new weapons

    • @soundrogue4472
      @soundrogue4472 Год назад

      But more weapons were added though... not a lot but still.

  • @DieselD182
    @DieselD182 3 года назад

    Nice voice of Miss. Pauling.

  • @unfunnyserbian
    @unfunnyserbian Год назад

    I like how Saxton talks about the mercs as being misfits but in reality they are 18 of the best merceneries in the world of tf2

  • @turingsghost
    @turingsghost 4 года назад +1

    i like to think that Pauling could completely and utterly body Saxton in a fight, but it would sort of have to be like a roger rabbit thing where she could do it only when it'd be funny

  • @LenkyLad
    @LenkyLad 9 лет назад +4

    It's been over 10 months now, are they even still working on the "Mann Co. No More" series? I must know how they deal with the TFC mercs!

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 3 года назад +1

      Welcome to 2021.
      Final comic is never.

  • @gabr1elawesome
    @gabr1elawesome 4 года назад +1

    Plot twist: Saxton is real, and he runs VALVe. We haven't gotten an update since 2017 cause he left with Maggs.

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega 3 года назад

    I don't know what I've stumbled into, but i like it!

  • @EliTheBraixen
    @EliTheBraixen 5 лет назад

    I want that double force a nature as a melee
    -hitting anything will send u flying backwards

  • @bananamuffiin9869
    @bananamuffiin9869 2 месяца назад

    i need more i waited so long

  • @DBZFighter79
    @DBZFighter79 5 лет назад +1

    and then they were all the same guns we already had

  • @SpungBobEnjoyer
    @SpungBobEnjoyer 4 года назад

    Miss Pauling must be pretty strong to do that with a bar

  • @terryliliana
    @terryliliana Год назад +1

    If you all ever wonder why the mercs are considered a joke in-universe...
    Scout: man child, he's 27 and acts 15.
    Soldier: Soldier.
    Pyro: Pyro.
    Demo: he is middle class by TF2 standards, like, he has a fancy mansion for his mom and a cool car and that's it, also he's an alcoholic from a family known for killing themselves in explosions.
    Heavy: they just think he's an idiot with dementia for his guns and food.
    Engi: they think he's crazy, plus he isn't ultra muscular like his grandpa.
    Medic: Medic.
    Sniper: an Australian who sucks at melee is seen as a disgrace.
    Spy: they don't like him because he's french.

  • @elijahdage5523
    @elijahdage5523 4 года назад

    I can't wait for the Gun Mettle update!

  • @myaltaccount4438
    @myaltaccount4438 Год назад

    pauling put the 5 cent can of soda in one of the elite suite mannequin's hands

  • @antoinebrandenburger5038
    @antoinebrandenburger5038 2 года назад +2

    5:15 j’adore a quelle point cette fin et ironique j’aimerais bien voir la tête de saxon quand il découvrira le vol 🤣🤣

  • @noakinn
    @noakinn 4 года назад

    Hale is just teaching life lessons about initiative

  • @louierenault7344
    @louierenault7344 4 года назад

    I feel like valve is saxton giving us the short end of the stick

  • @James-qn3wi
    @James-qn3wi 4 года назад

    I just learned that the 9 million forces of nature shotguns must be high quality, and sold $0.99¢ per shotgun. Which means that Hale made a $19.9M profit.

  • @mrsentrybuster
    @mrsentrybuster 4 года назад

    Oh my god the twin-force of nature is CANNONICAL!

  • @bluehat3673
    @bluehat3673 5 лет назад +1

    twin force-a-nature
    On hit push enemy back
    +25 damage
    Have a 0.5 second cool down on melee hits

  • @docicenogle5474
    @docicenogle5474 9 лет назад +1

    We need more oh Bearded one.

  • @alpacaofthemountain8760
    @alpacaofthemountain8760 Год назад

    Saxton Hale is a character that exists

  • @Gboy86ify
    @Gboy86ify 4 года назад +1

    Still mad they never made the Twin Force-a-Natures a melee weapon for scout.

  • @SuperOnePieceMaster
    @SuperOnePieceMaster 9 лет назад

    Another great comic dub, Beard. I can't wait until Mann Co. No More #5.

  • @expectnothing9032
    @expectnothing9032 3 года назад

    How miss Pauline started a life on the run to avoided getting her shit kicked in by Saxton Hale:

  • @CapemanProducti0ns
    @CapemanProducti0ns 4 года назад

    This is how the 10, 100, 1000 and 100.000 Force A Nature test models were born

  • @draxan06
    @draxan06 5 лет назад

    Valve said they gave us good guns, but WE GOT A FUCKING CAN OF SODA! (and some other things)

  • @huntersteven2194
    @huntersteven2194 9 лет назад

    love your work

  • @outre111
    @outre111 4 года назад

    Not a bad deal honestly for Saxton’s cheapest offer $35 for basically the two guns would be about $260 due to inflation which is very cheap for two double barrel shotguns

  • @willropa4226
    @willropa4226 Год назад

    You know Saxton Hale won't notice that the guns are missing until, let's say, 5 months after they've been stolen, and that's being generous. He'd probably think a yeti stole them and laugh.