DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME - Trap Adventure 2

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @kettlecliff
    @kettlecliff 6 лет назад +4246

    I'm so here for Phil legitimately helping Dan with his anger

  • @superjangames
    @superjangames 6 лет назад +4019

    *"I'll slow clap your mum in her own house."*
    *"Do we need to have a word?"*
    Omfg.

    • @littlealexander7221
      @littlealexander7221 6 лет назад +204

      SuperJanGames “we’ve had a conversation about the t word, your not allowed to say teasing”

    • @oliviacrandall6882
      @oliviacrandall6882 6 лет назад +71

      Ladydoor

    • @devinward461
      @devinward461 6 лет назад +63

      Olivia C FEMALE EXIT

    • @elewasajna4904
      @elewasajna4904 6 лет назад +86

      I'm such a demon phannie that I thought he said " I'll slow clap your bum in our own house"
      I need holy water

    • @kairashare2857
      @kairashare2857 6 лет назад +79

      elewa Sajna The bible app is free

  • @emmalarssonart9396
    @emmalarssonart9396 6 лет назад +3715

    I love how Phil is Dan’s anger management therapist, ”you can do this dan” ”I believe in you” *Dan calms down for 0.0001 secs and then he bursts out in flames, once again*

    • @CC-sq1kf
      @CC-sq1kf 6 лет назад +49

      Just listening to Phil calming down Dan while listening to Marilyn Manson and Metallica

    • @Magnus833
      @Magnus833 6 лет назад +35

      Dan is on fire

    • @katinakeks
      @katinakeks 6 лет назад +23

      He reminds me of hades in hercules tbh

    • @weirdguy4948
      @weirdguy4948 5 лет назад +13

      I think he sometimes makes it worst tho 😅

    • @emib333
      @emib333 3 года назад +1

      Trashlord_Skywalker02 same

  • @eunicesea
    @eunicesea 6 лет назад +2590

    phil, when dan dies: "alright, give me the phone. my turn."
    phil, when phil dies: "no! that didn't count, let me have another go."

    • @emilylovett1625
      @emilylovett1625 6 лет назад +19

      Eunice Escobar Me in the bbackground: Me too Phil, me too.

    • @sksury3067
      @sksury3067 6 лет назад +6

      ME

    • @samanthahenley8284
      @samanthahenley8284 4 года назад +27

      peak younger sibling energy

    • @finnevitable
      @finnevitable 4 года назад +3

      For a second I thought this was about *them* dying, not the lil guy... I need more sleep

    • @dddmn
      @dddmn 3 года назад +4

      @@samanthahenley8284 ironically phil is older than dan 💀

  • @lilovelyan
    @lilovelyan 6 лет назад +1830

    " 'No deaths Phily' thats gonna be on my gravestone" well....that seems a bit ironic doesn't it?

  • @carlietaylor9037
    @carlietaylor9037 6 лет назад +345

    Dan: I’m not going to scream.
    Also Dan: *AAAAAAHHHHHHH* *WHAT THE FUCK*

  • @biancaelliot3526
    @biancaelliot3526 6 лет назад +2753

    he protecc
    he attacc
    but most importantly
    he eat his phone as a snacc

    • @blueshellgaming2784
      @blueshellgaming2784 6 лет назад +4

      O h w o w

    • @name-ip8ih
      @name-ip8ih 6 лет назад +11

      Lmao
      That's the only he protecc...meme that is actually funny.

    • @ElyOrSomething
      @ElyOrSomething 6 лет назад

      I'm dead

    • @lqu
      @lqu 4 года назад

      and his friend's a huge hypochondriacc

  • @becomingpneuma
    @becomingpneuma 6 лет назад +1445

    “don’t eat your phone..well it’s waterproof so maybe go ahead”
    should i be concerned about phil?

  • @v1et.nh1
    @v1et.nh1 6 лет назад +619

    "2018 my goal is to not scream"
    - Dan Howell
    *flashbacks to Getting Over It*

  • @charlotterhodes395
    @charlotterhodes395 6 лет назад +820

    "Don't you slow clap me"
    "I'll slow clap your Mum in her own house"
    *Phil Lester, oh.my.god*

    • @time67lap51
      @time67lap51 6 лет назад +1

      PhanHowlter that's how they are

    • @livdanielle
      @livdanielle 6 лет назад +1

      What time was thah at

    • @raehargis9420
      @raehargis9420 6 лет назад +3

      It’s because we keep making them play rage games

    • @sofiazvolanek6688
      @sofiazvolanek6688 6 лет назад +1

      He went to the Dean Winchester school of inventing comebacks on the spot.

  • @sampadawadekar
    @sampadawadekar 6 лет назад +432

    "I believe I'm a ball,
    I DONT WANNA TOUCH THE WALL"
    ~Daniel Howell, 2018

  • @areliasnow1755
    @areliasnow1755 6 лет назад +544

    " *I want to bite your ear* "
    " *I'll hold you right* "
    'nuff said

  • @antoniahernandez8776
    @antoniahernandez8776 6 лет назад +259

    “I’ll hold you right” -Phil Lester 2018

  • @lilly720
    @lilly720 6 лет назад +646

    Phil: I wanna bite your ear and rip it off and eat it
    *donate a dollar a day, and save a Daniel in need*

    • @ninukabaghaturia9546
      @ninukabaghaturia9546 6 лет назад +1

      Sarcastic_Sunshine LOLOLOL

    • @kellimay6106
      @kellimay6106 6 лет назад +1

      He just wants to make sure dan can’t hear with him because he will be deaf by the end of the year if this keeps up 😂

  • @ellabirak3444
    @ellabirak3444 6 лет назад +645

    Dan: You need to keep holding, right ?
    Phil: i'll hold *you* right
    What kind of threat is that ?

  • @arvelic1487
    @arvelic1487 6 лет назад +1137

    Dan is an accurate representation of gaming rage

    • @chocoholic7719
      @chocoholic7719 6 лет назад +14

      Rachma NK Dan is the literal embodiment of gaming rage

  • @Anna-zz5fq
    @Anna-zz5fq 6 лет назад +264

    *Dan high pitch screams*
    Phil: “Shh, everyone’s headphones are exploding.”
    Me: Phil, sweetheart, that literally happens every video

  • @regret6222
    @regret6222 6 лет назад +441

    "I'll hold you *right* "
    and other sentences Phil has said

  • @samar9817
    @samar9817 6 лет назад +605

    things phil said in this video:
    “dad”
    “i want to bite your ear”
    “i’ll hold you right”
    “ I believe in you “
    Okay then ...

  • @makaylad8987
    @makaylad8987 6 лет назад +925

    Honestly I love how Phil could easily calm Dan down :)

  • @livlmao508
    @livlmao508 6 лет назад +244

    “I’ll slow clap your mum in her own house” Phil wtf

  • @brie
    @brie 6 лет назад +193

    “In 2018, my goal is not to scream.”
    That was ruined in the first video this year.

  • @kendallgold-rappe2527
    @kendallgold-rappe2527 6 лет назад +455

    “no...don’t eat your phone. well it is waterproof, so maybe go ahead.”
    phils my hero

  • @ietjesiobhan
    @ietjesiobhan 6 лет назад +1138

    Phil gently placing his hands on Dans shoulders to call him makes me feel things and also where can I order my personal Phil for all the university-induced stress I'm going through on a daily basis?

    • @undomyhead4557
      @undomyhead4557 6 лет назад +62

      I think all university students deserve a personal Phil to calm us down

    • @ArtsyMate
      @ArtsyMate 6 лет назад +16

      Imagine, just before the dead heat of finals, having a huge school sleepover (Tyler Oakley style). It would be so much fun and so stress-relieving.

    • @ietjesiobhan
      @ietjesiobhan 6 лет назад +5

      Undomyhead we definitely do

    • @alexrightnow2531
      @alexrightnow2531 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah forget stress mushrooms we need stress phils

  • @vanezatorres2064
    @vanezatorres2064 6 лет назад +1104

    I could hear Dan’s scream before even clicking on the video

  • @Starpower320
    @Starpower320 6 лет назад +2010

    Daniel you've literally screamed in every video in 2018, give up on this futile goal of yours

    • @abbiefriddle9388
      @abbiefriddle9388 6 лет назад +4

      Ash true

    • @clarasnotlikely
      @clarasnotlikely 6 лет назад +15

      Ash they're kind of calling it with the games they decided to play...

    • @loafed3064
      @loafed3064 6 лет назад +4

      Ash He needs to play Unfair Mario

  • @alexisozuna1642
    @alexisozuna1642 6 лет назад +494

    I just love how in almost every video of 2018 Dan has to say " do i need to have a word with you?"

    • @manartm9096
      @manartm9096 6 лет назад +9

      Wolfy2016 11 2018 mood

    • @alexandriadelane2433
      @alexandriadelane2433 6 лет назад +9

      I'm ganna make a compilation of every time phil dropped the innuendo bomb during 2018
      Coming this summer!

  • @Bee-io1ih
    @Bee-io1ih 6 лет назад +1359

    D: "Scoop your mums pastry into my bowl
    P: Shut up! Stop doing my pastry!
    D:You need to hold right
    P: I'll hold you right!
    You guys just killed the Phandom in less than 5 seconds

  • @ebbie2595
    @ebbie2595 6 лет назад +294

    "Dad."
    "I want to bite your ear."
    "I'm gonna hold you right."
    "Ball fun- swing it around a bit, then go home."
    "I believe in ya."
    *clutches Dan's shoulders*
    a.k.a. the things phil did/said in this video that made everyone cry.

    • @aditisrivastava9226
      @aditisrivastava9226 6 лет назад +13

      50% of the shippers dropped down dead, scientists can't explain.

    • @mackenziem3899
      @mackenziem3899 6 лет назад +7

      ItsmeEllie 25 you forgot zena warrior princess is inside you

    • @bleaky8885
      @bleaky8885 6 лет назад +2

      *Craft

  • @daphneedelisha5698
    @daphneedelisha5698 6 лет назад +172

    "I wanna bite your ear and rip it off and eat it"
    "I'll hold you right"
    "Xena Warrior princess is inside you"
    What the hell is Phil in this video

  • @muskaanrajpal8895
    @muskaanrajpal8895 6 лет назад +361

    Dan judging us at the end is what I am living for.

  • @sourwallflower
    @sourwallflower 6 лет назад +431

    the more he represses his frustration, the more enraged he is by the end. Just let it all out Danny boi

    • @earl_gay
      @earl_gay 6 лет назад +1

      +//Emily Lovett\\ i have this track in my head on a permanent loop i swear down

  • @squirrelofealdor8332
    @squirrelofealdor8332 6 лет назад +323

    Phil calming Dan calmed me

  • @cixi97
    @cixi97 6 лет назад +108

    Dan: okay Phil, you have a patience problem
    also Dan: *screams and eats his phone *

  • @frasertheboii1628
    @frasertheboii1628 6 лет назад +79

    Dan: I’m not going to scream this year
    Phil: let’s play the most frustrating games of all time!!!

  • @jordandaniels577
    @jordandaniels577 6 лет назад +1548

    Youve heard of "soft and neat" now get ready for
    M O I S T A N D F L A K E Y

  • @Vanessa-js2yv
    @Vanessa-js2yv 6 лет назад +87

    Dan: For 2018 my goal is not to scream.
    Yeah and my goal is to stop Procrastinating. We all have those goals we never follow through Dan.

  • @desikho
    @desikho 6 лет назад +368

    “Sniff the ball”

  • @ren-lx4jo
    @ren-lx4jo 6 лет назад +275

    It didn’t work because you didn’t give each other a ‘moosage’

  • @amoskalczyn
    @amoskalczyn 6 лет назад +330

    Just when you think Dan didn't have any more rage in him after "Getting Over It" AND "The Impossible Quiz"

  • @jessica-ls3tc
    @jessica-ls3tc 6 лет назад +2689

    Every time DanAndPhilGAMES posts I immediately remove my headphones and turn down the volume

  • @ava467
    @ava467 6 лет назад +241

    This whole video is just Dan slowly going insane

    • @ALogicalConclusion
      @ALogicalConclusion 6 лет назад +24

      This whole channel is just Dan slowly going insane

    • @clarasnotlikely
      @clarasnotlikely 6 лет назад +2

      sideworld well. I was just about to say that

    • @ghastleefiles760
      @ghastleefiles760 6 лет назад +1

      Isn't that all the videos..

    • @ceekayski
      @ceekayski 6 лет назад

      Correction- I think you meant Every video

  • @jessica-yz1si
    @jessica-yz1si 6 лет назад +213

    what we learned: 2018 will *NOT* be the year Phil thinks before he speaks.

    • @adristein84
      @adristein84 6 лет назад +4

      yep agreed. but that just ups his adorableness!

    • @MilfLvr420
      @MilfLvr420 6 лет назад

      Jessica Lutgen what a shame, I thought that was 2017

  • @myaspencer3434
    @myaspencer3434 6 лет назад +819

    The zoom ins on this vid are on point

  • @vanessahansmann2465
    @vanessahansmann2465 6 лет назад +349

    **sees video title**
    **lowers volume**

  • @ea6631
    @ea6631 6 лет назад +356

    I believe I’m a ball ...
    I don’t want to touch the wall ...
    The next hit song from Ladders

  • @Echos.Art.Corner
    @Echos.Art.Corner 6 лет назад +303

    "You get more adventures every day, don't you Phil?"
    * softest voice ever * "Thank you!"
    Me: * flails and sobs *

  • @irislovett
    @irislovett 6 лет назад +289

    *FOR 2018 MY GOAL IS TO NOT SCREAM*
    (lowers down volume)

  • @lilytealatte8927
    @lilytealatte8927 6 лет назад +609

    "I'll hold you right." PHIL YOU'RE NOT ALOUD TO WORD ANYMORE YIKES 😂

    • @liyaa.3320
      @liyaa.3320 6 лет назад +11

      LilyTeaLatte allowed

    • @puffon
      @puffon 6 лет назад +18

      HOLD ME TIGHT OR DON'T

    • @alexmcdonald4707
      @alexmcdonald4707 6 лет назад

      @@puffon CAUSE I'M PAST THE LIMITS

  • @vye6737
    @vye6737 6 лет назад +717

    "I want to bite your ear. And rip it off. And eat it"
    Phil is there something you want to talk to us about

    • @mocchite
      @mocchite 6 лет назад +17

      he wants to vore dan

    • @pjay268
      @pjay268 6 лет назад +24

      He has a kink and he is being open about it XD

    • @TimeturnerJ
      @TimeturnerJ 6 лет назад +15

      Dark EeveeXx He's secretly been a zombie all along.

    • @isabelanegoita2300
      @isabelanegoita2300 6 лет назад +12

      Maybe he watched Hannibal recently...

    • @baileyhxll4068
      @baileyhxll4068 6 лет назад +4

      He did call Dan dad so yanno

  • @Bee-io1ih
    @Bee-io1ih 6 лет назад +275

    Phil: *scowls Dan for the C word
    Dan: *Silently cringes and dies inside about Phil saying "tease" 😆

    • @Soggy_Corb
      @Soggy_Corb 5 лет назад +2

      Brogan Bell to be fair, that word should be considered a swear.

  • @aleksandraa5146
    @aleksandraa5146 6 лет назад +115

    Dan:
    "I believe I'm a ball,
    I DON'T WANNA TOUCH THE WALL!!!!!!!"
    Beautiful xD :D

    • @user-hi8sw2yk3c
      @user-hi8sw2yk3c 6 лет назад

      Hopeless Survivor How can he sing in times of crisis so beautifully? I don’t understand

  • @tarunika935
    @tarunika935 6 лет назад +679

    you have no idea how much i love these two dorks

  • @rae8750
    @rae8750 6 лет назад +161

    does phil ever realize how many innuendos he makes?

    • @endelvelt7650
      @endelvelt7650 6 лет назад +21

      Rachel Wang yes I pretty sure he does

  • @elluminates_edits
    @elluminates_edits 6 лет назад +386

    "Buy a bath bomb and eat it."
    Dan, Patrick told us not to eat them remember?

    • @Sofia-tf4ic
      @Sofia-tf4ic 6 лет назад +1

      BlackVeilBrides BandTrash I LOVE YOU! OMFGBYES

    • @sunshinewabby
      @sunshinewabby 6 лет назад +12

      JARED LOVES THE CRONCH (cries because nobody gets the reference)

    • @ericka8958
      @ericka8958 6 лет назад +3

      Ah, my fellow emos. I see we come across eachother again...

    • @elluminates_edits
      @elluminates_edits 6 лет назад +1

      Ryden Trash yes

    • @mercy8601
      @mercy8601 6 лет назад +7

      Jared loves the cronch is all I thought too, don’t worry, you’re not alone

  • @A-_-A.
    @A-_-A. 6 лет назад +235

    *I BeLiEvE i'M a BaLl I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH THE WALL*

  • @ash9667
    @ash9667 6 лет назад +233

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most unfortunately...
    Dan's rage is bacc

  • @mio80085
    @mio80085 6 лет назад +221

    dan : *eats slipper*
    dan : *eats phone*
    dan : *eats the edgy lens*

    • @gc0re112
      @gc0re112 6 лет назад +11

      Your forgot the remote

    • @kittykatpikachu
      @kittykatpikachu 6 лет назад +8

      lil nerd {soon} Dan: *eats universe*

    • @bleaky8885
      @bleaky8885 6 лет назад +7

      WILL PHIL BE NEXT?
      _dun dun dun_

    • @mio80085
      @mio80085 6 лет назад +2

      peg oh yeah

    • @mio80085
      @mio80085 6 лет назад +2

      Bleaky OHMYGOSH

  • @BelaCurcio
    @BelaCurcio 6 лет назад +2648

    how do you guys make such consistently good content every single time?? Natural talent I stg

    • @artnerd3727
      @artnerd3727 6 лет назад +50

      i misread "natural talent I stg" as "natural talent leg"

    • @ludi8190
      @ludi8190 6 лет назад +9

      oh hi Bella I saw you comment on the Cards Against Humanity vid. Nice to see you again👋

  • @seanm9306
    @seanm9306 6 лет назад +102

    “No deaths Phillie. It’s what’s they’re gonna call me. It’s what’s gonna be on my grave stone”
    Uh phil

  • @uullllsss4787
    @uullllsss4787 6 лет назад +35

    Phil: *insists on switching over after failing at the first level*
    Also Phil: *insists on having a second go after failing on the same part*

  • @lauren8469
    @lauren8469 6 лет назад +660

    I believe I’m a ball
    *I DONT WANNA TOUCH THE WALL*

    • @yuh1390
      @yuh1390 6 лет назад +9

      lauren I see your comments in every video 😂😂

    • @c0linc0rpse
      @c0linc0rpse 6 лет назад +2

      Kiana , Nice profile pic XD

    • @yuh1390
      @yuh1390 6 лет назад +1

      •-•WeirdPotato•-• same to you hahaha

    • @yuh1390
      @yuh1390 6 лет назад +3

      Western Downpour yes and OMG your username

    • @lastheavens
      @lastheavens 6 лет назад +1

      Clique where? |-/

  • @imnotsuspiciousshh
    @imnotsuspiciousshh 6 лет назад +110

    Let's all give Phil a big thank you for keeping Dan mostly sane in this video.

  • @taylorcarson8893
    @taylorcarson8893 6 лет назад +56

    I see 2018 is NOT the year of Phil stopping with the innuendos

  • @pekoeji
    @pekoeji 6 лет назад +527

    whoever created this game is actually the definition of EVIL

  • @lauraeleven7417
    @lauraeleven7417 6 лет назад +87

    frustrated dan goes shouty, frustrated phil gets bitey

  • @emmabaeseman
    @emmabaeseman 6 лет назад +118

    If Dan says his goal is to not scream, that means turn the volume down from the start

  • @jademartin3191
    @jademartin3191 6 лет назад +318

    “No deaths Phily is gonna be on my gravestone” umm Phil

  • @axdja
    @axdja 6 лет назад +618

    *gives thumbs up*
    *feels sorry for your suffering...*
    *but you've gotta admit... It was really funny*

    • @elizabethchan5221
      @elizabethchan5221 6 лет назад +5

      It was so funny I didn’t know 14+ mins could pass so quickly

  • @lilali9797
    @lilali9797 6 лет назад +496

    *Keep your chill, Danny Boye.*
    famous last words

    • @kaifujiwara4004
      @kaifujiwara4004 6 лет назад +23

      nOW I KNOW
      THAT I CAN'T MAKE YOU STAY
      I'll go home

    • @tinypotatoes4159
      @tinypotatoes4159 6 лет назад +19

      Lil Ali I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE HONEY IF YOU STAY ILL BE FORGIVING NOTHING YOU CAN SAY CAN STOP ME GOING HOMEEE

    • @radtm7140
      @radtm7140 6 лет назад +9

      I was so sure that someone would do this^

    • @franziska9260
      @franziska9260 6 лет назад +14

      I SEE YOU LYING NEXT TO ME WITH WORDS I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SPEAK AWAKE AND UNAFRAID ASLEEP OR DEAD

    • @cherrychiffon
      @cherrychiffon 6 лет назад +7

      Kai Fujiwara omg there’s so many killjoys i cant

  • @ellacarden5350
    @ellacarden5350 6 лет назад +178

    Phil said “teased it around” at least 10000 times lol

    • @A-_-A.
      @A-_-A. 6 лет назад

      Ella Carden lmao whenever he said that it reminded me of that ignition song ×)

    • @Audrey-ge2uo
      @Audrey-ge2uo 6 лет назад +3

      Ella Carden I can't stop thinking about the "We've had a conversation about the T word"

  • @gabbyprotractor9391
    @gabbyprotractor9391 6 лет назад +115

    “what did is, I don’t know is the answer.”
    me with everything😂

  • @funkyorsomethin
    @funkyorsomethin 6 лет назад +51

    Phil calming Dan down is my new fav thing

  • @lastheavens
    @lastheavens 6 лет назад +676

    Phildiana Jones
    I'D WATCH THAT!

  • @andrewbilango
    @andrewbilango 6 лет назад +181

    Phil's new vocabulary: TEASING

    • @Bee-io1ih
      @Bee-io1ih 6 лет назад +6

      Andrew Chibigere at least "sound barrier" is no longer a thing🤗

  • @MissAnthrope
    @MissAnthrope 6 лет назад +465

    "I wanna bite your ear and rip it off and eat it" - Hannibal Lester

  • @rue5675
    @rue5675 6 лет назад +1784

    *_Turn down the volume_*

    • @sofiebecannlan8948
      @sofiebecannlan8948 6 лет назад +7

      Thanks for da tip mate 😂 😆

    • @Mel12376
      @Mel12376 6 лет назад +17

      *turns volume up is defiance*

    • @danielaalcazar3450
      @danielaalcazar3450 6 лет назад +3

      I put it on speaker before reading this

    • @alexischristensen6496
      @alexischristensen6496 6 лет назад

      Potatoz N' Bleach thank u I really need this

    • @kiwifruit138
      @kiwifruit138 6 лет назад

      I don’t know if this is a reference to pump up the volume or not but either way thanks

  • @abbiesmusic6686
    @abbiesmusic6686 6 лет назад +101

    Phil: "Don't you slow clap me"
    Dan: "I'll slow clap you whenever I want"
    Phil: "I'll slow clap your mum in her own house"
    I fucking died 😂😂😂

  • @tessa.wright2016
    @tessa.wright2016 6 лет назад +100

    “I want to bite your ear
    And rip it off
    And eat it”
    - Phil Lester 2018

  • @nemururyuu
    @nemururyuu 6 лет назад +147

    I have come to the realisation that the “2018 thing” on the gaming channel is Dan eating his own possessions (first the slipper, then the phone, whatever next?)

  • @vrishas7499
    @vrishas7499 6 лет назад +188

    *VIGOROUS HAND MOTIONS* *tease it away* “wap and a bap and a boop” phill wins the award for best description 2050 cause he’s living in the future with all these terms

  • @smudgeart5993
    @smudgeart5993 6 лет назад +102

    Watching Dan and Phil is the only thing that brings me happiness these days

  • @uten3490
    @uten3490 6 лет назад +76

    phil: we take turns
    also phil: leT ME HAVE ONE MORE GO

  • @charlotte-qm2xh
    @charlotte-qm2xh 6 лет назад +117

    phil: dan!dan!dan!*dad!*
    *throws phone across the room*

  • @izucaii
    @izucaii 6 лет назад +139

    Dan: my New Years resolution is to not scream
    Dan and Phil GAMES: **plays the most aggravating games possible**

    • @m0nnie_
      @m0nnie_ 6 лет назад

      ThunderMist 36 *RIGHT?!*

    • @erinslps
      @erinslps 6 лет назад

      Is Phil behind this? 😂

  • @updog7470
    @updog7470 6 лет назад +40

    Dan: “WHAT THE FUKAFUKAWUTDAFUKA”
    Phil: “waka waka”
    Finishing each other’s sentences goals.

  • @Peachy_Soda
    @Peachy_Soda 6 лет назад +30

    I really love how phil encourages dan and tries to calm him down is so cute

  • @lorengray202
    @lorengray202 6 лет назад +61

    "We had a conversation about the T word, your not allowed to say it (inaudible)" -Daniel Howell 2/10/2018
    "i'll slow clap your mum in her own house" ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018
    "Oh there's something shaking. Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan! Dad." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018
    "I want to bite your ear, rip it off and eat it. ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018
    "No deaths, That's what they're gonna call me, that's what's going to be on my gravestone." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018
    "Mum making dessert on a Sunday night. Moist, Flakey, It's called an apple crumble you freak! -Daniel Howell 2/10/2018
    ...You need to keep holding right... "I'll hold you right." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018
    "Just believe you are the ball. Embrace the ball." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018
    "I believe I'm a ball." -Daniel Howell 2/10/2018
    "Zen, zine, Xena Warrior Princess is inside you." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018
    "No don't eat your phone. Well this is waterproof so maybe go ahead." ~Phillip Lester 2/10/2018
    "I'm gonna do the Tide-Pod challenge privately." -Daniel Howell 2/10/2018
    God I love these guys!

  • @zephyrlopez9146
    @zephyrlopez9146 6 лет назад +426

    The amount of physical contact and innuendos has me quaking

  • @uncertaindaisy
    @uncertaindaisy 6 лет назад +920

    Dan + anger = danger

    • @Aree.
      @Aree. 6 лет назад +37

      i read it as dang-er 😂😂😂

    • @Amelkicio
      @Amelkicio 6 лет назад +5

      Was that meant to be a pun?

    • @gabby8958
      @gabby8958 6 лет назад +2

      Loll

    • @KimmyKimii
      @KimmyKimii 6 лет назад +37

      streams are basically danger dan at work

    • @uncertaindaisy
      @uncertaindaisy 6 лет назад +1

      Amelia Is Meme Trash nah it’s a toaster quite clearly

  • @SilverLining
    @SilverLining 6 лет назад +270

    "I think I'm gonna find this funnier than I am hard."
    Did I hear that correctly?

    • @lilyryan3146
      @lilyryan3146 6 лет назад +35

      Yes, but he meant he would find it funnier than he would find it difficult. It was just worded really badly lol

  • @avawenning7426
    @avawenning7426 6 лет назад +256

    Phil calmly telling dan to calm down throughout the whole video ☺️

  • @susantheplant8132
    @susantheplant8132 6 лет назад +292

    Dan: I'm gonna remain calm
    Me: Sure

  • @daddydeanhowell8737
    @daddydeanhowell8737 6 лет назад +199

    I don't have my ear buds and I'm in the car, I'll just blast your video
    Wish me luck dads

    • @selinam5233
      @selinam5233 6 лет назад +5

      KatTheRat I have it on the Giant speaker in the living room... I wonder how I'm not grounded yet :)

    • @sidneyisnotcool9783
      @sidneyisnotcool9783 6 лет назад

      Same

    • @macpollen
      @macpollen 6 лет назад +2

      KatTheRat so how is it going? I always have earbuds on me half of the time.

    • @ollie9808
      @ollie9808 6 лет назад

      KatTheRat oh boy

    • @morganx5570
      @morganx5570 6 лет назад +1

      'Dandandan dad'

  • @t.k.000
    @t.k.000 6 лет назад +212

    TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW CUTE DAN IS WITH HIS HAIR I KNOW THIS ALREADY HAPPENED BUT WHAT

  • @vansarm13
    @vansarm13 6 лет назад +37

    From the producers of "Dan eats his slipper" I present to you the thrilling sequel "Dan eats his phone".

    • @emmixo
      @emmixo 6 лет назад +1

      Vania Armstrong IN CINEMAS NOW!!

  • @user-ek6gt7qc5b
    @user-ek6gt7qc5b 6 лет назад +236

    *I’m really worried that the picture Phil told us to send on twitter, will not go to good use*

  • @ling6389
    @ling6389 6 лет назад +71

    It’s amazing how with every new video on the gaming channel, a piece of me loves them more.

  • @lizzapotter5928
    @lizzapotter5928 6 лет назад +35

    Dan: You’re not allowed to say teasing
    Phil: *says teasing about 50 more times*

  • @lucyworth2200
    @lucyworth2200 6 лет назад +61

    "Get to ball fun, swing it around a bit, and go home."
    Phil...