Phil carries the mantra of Dire Straits 'Money for Nothing' in his shrivelled prune microscopic greedy little heart, without any kind of irony or self-awareness as to what the song was actually about.
Correct. The poll was something to use as an excuse / cover to stop playing the game. That's the level of laziness that he's at right now. He would've done the same thing with Baldur's Gate 3 a long time ago, the only thing that stopped him was the guaranteed payment he was getting from some of the dents.
It's not even lazy he's just selfish. He already decided he didn't want to play the game because he's bored of it. Then his chat votes for him to play it and he pretends like he is going to try to play but then justifies not doing it. He closes the game and when asked why he's like, "Oh WE decided the game is boring now so we're not playing it anymore."
he's so hellbent with this Q & A stuff it's hilarious, he really, REALLY wants to gain money for simply existing, mf so lazy he doesn't want to play games anymore
@@hinglemccringleberry76 He should talk about his life stories. I had a bad case of insomnia that DSP cured when he started talking about that time when he lost his groceries (it was stolen apparently).
I love how he literally gaslit reality in real time that the dents wanted to give him money while he sat there and talked a bunch of rubbish, while his chat were like 'play the game you dunce'. Truly an impressive display.
If you don't want to play games... JUST DON'T PLAY THEM. Why even put it up to a poll and drag your audience through the mud to try to railroad them into choosing what you really want? Especially if you're going to do something begrudgingly. I love that he thinks someone is highjacking his poll with bots. That's not even how viewbotting works... AND even if his views are being boosted via bots, the poll only had 239 votes, which kind of proves it's just the actual people who were voting.
He HAS to stick to the schedule at all costs. He can NOT diverge from his set schedule, which schedules out not just his streaming but his entire life, he has to shop at the scheduled time, and watch movies at the scheduled time. If he doesn't he says he gets "anxious and nervous"
"I didn't earn any medals in the days I didn't play." Well.... No shit, he claims to be a life long gamer but still has no idea ho in-game rewards work unless they're a daily login bonus or worth $16.51.
Seriously tho, the fact this guy is thriving and not a starving homeless man says a lot about how fcked up the US as a whole are. In a sane world, DSP would be flipping burgers poorly and barely survive.
I mean, i am pretty Sure, that its more often, that he doesnt answer a question, compared to him actually giving an answer. Often because he sees so many Things as troll questions, even though detractors have given him more than enough valid criticism. And he loves being an asshole. Calling people insults is one of his favourite activities of the day.
This reminds me of the time that viewers voted for a game that dsp didnt want to play,yet posted on the poll, and decides to play another game instead cause it was the trolls who inflated the votes for the game he didnt want to play... a game he didnt want to play that he added in a poll for games he wanted to play. He went on to wonder why viewers where low and dont add up to the votes in the game that wasnt chosen, and wondered why contributions were low...i wonder why
He's gotta realize that he's doing a job that a good amount of people would kill for. DSP prioritizes himself rather than his audience, then asks why no one likes him lmao
Getting paid to play video games doesn't sound like a fun life, strange as that is to say. It sounds like you have to be able to do a lot of mental gymnastics to justify it, which Phil always does.
It’s more accurate to say that DSP makes his money panhandling. Because this incompetent halfwit can’t even play games right - hence the reason the TIHYDP series started
Wow, he really started the stream with no intention of playing "we can play if you want..." This dude is unable to enjoy a game if he hasn't a carrot in front of him (ie: big tips)
Still blows my mind that he was dodging Jayde last year when he wanted to play Phil in SF6. How fragile does your ego have to be that you refuse to play someone that is wheelchair bound for life because you're afraid they might beat you in a game.
Look, if he plays a co-op game with more than one other person, they might start talking to or about each other instead of focusing on him & then what would he do?
I'm DSP I have a business degree, the concept of a multiplayer game confuses me. I could make a private party for me and my viewers to play Helldivers but I'm DSP without my influence multiplayer wouldn't be a thing.
Dents: Play the game DSP: Idk, do yall even really want to see the Game? Dents: Yes, just play. DSP: Alright, lets do a Poll and see if we just chat or if im gonna play the game Poll: Play the game DSP: Idk, i kinda cba with this Game, its so boring. Dents: Play the Game, theres new Content. DSP: Well, akcually, youre lying, but i just realized you didnt, but i would actually have to play the Game for the Content, so, lets just Chat instead, noone wants to see the Game anyway.
Ah yes "trolls skewed the poll with viewbotting", it's not like Phil just didn't want to play the game and used some stupid excuses or anything 6:47 why doesn't he play the game with friends then ? Oh right
3:59 "Oh yeah i'll say TROLL member bombs! YEAH that'll STICK TO THOSE DAMN DIRTY TROLLS! I'll call them TROLL member bombs... yeah good one phil... Damn that'll get 'em..." Dude actually acts like a child. Has to type a 200 word manifesto before he can even start. LOL
How much does a bottle of _Just For Men_ sell for these days? Although, saying that, I wouldn't put it past him to use the TV shopping spray can stuff either.
Lol he probably fears that if he says the number that people will look around to figure out WHERE he gets his haircuts from and then try to get him killed. (Im exaggerating btw)
Phil probably thinks in his head he's being efficient with this. Like he doesn't edit because he thinks his raw vids do just as well if not better than edited videos so the extra work is pointless and here he thinks him talking nets him more than playing video games so he must think he's being smart this way. Also let's not forget this man-child's definition of work is so skewed. He thinks driving to a GameStop at midnight is work.
Good grief, this "man" is 42 years old and it's like I'm watching a toddler at the daycare try to claim he's not sleepy and he would like to play video games instead.
I’m not so sure about Phil not viewbotting/buying subs for his channel. Out of curiosity I checked his social blade, and his sub count was VERYYYYYYYYY ODD. As in he would get no subs, and multiple times a month he would get exactly 100 every time.
Socialblade rounds those numbers nowadays, making the site nearly useless. You can go to other channels and see the exact same pattern (like the one we're watching now, for example)
@@fsociety6983 my bad I said 100. It was 1000 sub jumps, and not as often as I thought. So it was weekly subs gained, and for example beginning of December he got 1000 in a week. Then zero until April 1st. I know they’re rounding the numbers, but the resolution on it was .5 or rounding to nearest 500th sub. I would say it’s all coincidence, but his live sub count has been at 210k ALL DAY.
@@dahorseman2654 the fact is that YT updated subscriber counts years ago. They used to display the exact number then displayed a more user friendly count ie. 26,764 would be 26.7k. Nothing social blade can do.
Phil is so paranoid, he thought that question about his haircut price was a troll donation trying to probe for financial info that's why he didn't just answer the question immediately like a normal human. You can see the cogs in his head turning as he desperately formulates the best lie.
To be fair if he really had 2200 viewers he most likely was getting botted. There's no fucking way in hell he has that many streaming on fucking youtube.
Dsp- "Hair cut prices range from place to place.. it can be this much.. or this much... or this much depending on where you go.." It seems hes a haircut connoisseur as much as a food/gaming expert.. i wouldnt take his word as "kirby is darksouls" to "mmmm its salty/savoury/ sweet for an italian (whos more polish/american/canadian" whos only lived in american for all foods.. to whatever mcdonalds hairline he must choose to own as hes also now a master of haircuts.. no thank you..id take a hard pass and learn myself over this type of "expertise" is for a failure over "actual life" thank you..il pass on this type of "self proclaimed" entitlement thank you..
DSP: "haircut prices are different whereever you go.. it can be this much, or this much or this much.." Thats not what they asked... they asked where you get your lame/half assed haircut so they don't make the same mistake your cheap ass does..
Phil making poll votes pointless then says people that are voting are veiw botting? I'm not sure how that makes sense at all. And yet he thinks people voting for him to game are trolls? So anything his said fans/dents, etc, that vote are going to be labelled as trolls now?
We'll do whatever you guys want. Gaming. Seriously, I'm up for anything, just let me know what you guys want. Gaming. Literally anything guys, I'm ready to go. Gaming. Just let me know what you want, guys.
1:38 There’s no way in hell that’s not photoshopped!😂 Pigler looking like an ugly character from a Souls game. 9:07 to 9:17 That right there is why the dents leave Phil, your toxic narcissistic attitude angers/annoys them and they leave rather than put up with you. Only the terminally dented like OIC, Raxxor and Six70Two stick around but any other dent just leaves.
Phil does everything he can think of to avoid just saying he doesn't want to play games and he just wants to sit there. "We can do whatever you want?" Audience wants HD2. "I'm good with just chilling tonight. I''ll put up a poll" Audience votes for HD2. "One person said chill. Let's chill tonight." Another term for "grind" is play the game.
Phil: "so do you all want to talk and hang out or just play the game?" Chat: "play the game! That's why we're here!" Jayde: "I talk u k" Phil: "oh you want to talk Jayde, ok let's do that. That sounds good." Rest of chat: ...
Disgusting, lowly, slothly behavior. "Would you prefer that I play video games and only acknowledge paid messages or do nothing and only acknowledge paid messages?". Chat says they want to at least see a video game get played, he tries to back out of it, realizes he can't, launches the game, menus, then quits.
The irony that people want to "chill" with Phil. Phil is not your friend. He would not stream without financial gain. He doesn't care if your dog died. He isn't going to show up to your mother's funeral. He certainly doesn't want to meet any of you in real life. He wants to stay inside his house, inside his gated community like a vault in the Fallout series. He will spend the rest of his days as a happy pig enjoying the spoils of your hard work while he begs you to give him more money. Again, he only cares about "engagement". He uses this term instead of saying "give me money" or he won't do it. I feel sorry for anyone that gives him money. Deep down, I'm rooting for Phil. I like an underdog. I want to see people succeed. I want to see Phil live by love and integrity. He has fallen so damn far... I want to see an honest man, relying on himself for income, confident and secure in himself so that his life doesn't revolve around begging for money or avoiding trolls. Phil, you are weak. Physically, you are weak. Mentally, you are weak. Your whole life has been one excuse after another. I would like to continue but it doesn't do me any good. Good day everyone.
Watched a little bit live, the minute he saw the votes go the way he didn't want them to, he just blamed "da detractors" for skewing the results. But it was painfully obvious to anyone with a brain he didn't want to play Hell Divers 2, he was acting like a little kid who reallllyyy didn't want to do something and kept hinting at it the entire time. Like bro, you're 40+ years old, grow up 😂
That was such a troll question, I can’t believe he took the bait? Once again confirming he was paying $70 for a haircut and those bank leaks were real… 😂
If he didn't want play the game. Then just say "Helldivers 2 is off the schedule" instead of lying to audience having a bitch fest and running away from the game. Heck he could of just played it this one last time but no he can't even put in the bare minimum of effort.
'We changed our minds?' He's so afraid to not have an excuse, or upset the paypigs that he has to gaslight his dents into a 'chill stream'... Streaming may not be a job...but this is another rung down from that... The hypocritical thing is he still expects to be respected after all of this bullshit.
You have never gotten a haircut at a good barber. Your mom did it and you went to get a $10 haircut at Supercuts with no tip because haircuts don’t cost that much
He has a fk ton of things to unlock and cries about having nothing to do, lmao Phil just play the damn game and get the credits, it doesn't take that much of time, just say you don't like to play the game
Sekiro doesn't add any new content since launch but there is still people stream it to this day Phil can't make Helldivers 2 fun isn't the fault of the game "no new contents" lmao
"Screwing the poll" is a convenient way to blame other people when he just doesn't want to play the game that won. He wants to be in control so badly he doesn't even play games that he puts in his own polls.
He really doesn't want to play this game, he just wanna talk, swing on the XY axis and make munny
And most importantly, drink gin
Phil carries the mantra of Dire Straits 'Money for Nothing' in his shrivelled prune microscopic greedy little heart, without any kind of irony or self-awareness as to what the song was actually about.
@@Blisterdude123 Look at that yo-yo
That's how you do it
Steaming videogames on YT
Correct. The poll was something to use as an excuse / cover to stop playing the game. That's the level of laziness that he's at right now.
He would've done the same thing with Baldur's Gate 3 a long time ago, the only thing that stopped him was the guaranteed payment he was getting from some of the dents.
This is one of the laziest things I've seen him do. Imagine begging for money while playing games, and you don't even play a game.
playing a video game is very exhausting dood!
It's not even lazy he's just selfish. He already decided he didn't want to play the game because he's bored of it. Then his chat votes for him to play it and he pretends like he is going to try to play but then justifies not doing it. He closes the game and when asked why he's like, "Oh WE decided the game is boring now so we're not playing it anymore."
this is the same guy who did an unboxing video and never even opened the game...don't be too shocked lol
he's so hellbent with this Q & A stuff it's hilarious, he really, REALLY wants to gain money for simply existing, mf so lazy he doesn't want to play games anymore
A guy with no job, no friends, and no stories wants to talk at you for two hours
@@hinglemccringleberry76 He should talk about his life stories.
I had a bad case of insomnia that DSP cured when he started talking about that time when he lost his groceries (it was stolen apparently).
Sadly, there are people that enable this behaviour by wasting money on these hangout sessions...
Yea, I've noticed lately he has been pushing really hard on the Q&A stuff and the sit around and chill stuff lately.
@@Technature7567 grocery BAGS, pimp.
The title of this video is wrong, he never works
my mind will explode
I feel dumber after watching DSP talk
Thats everyone who has a high education and know how to use google n research unlike him LOL@daddybrian11
He doesn’t even try to hide his hatred for games and his dents.
I love how he literally gaslit reality in real time that the dents wanted to give him money while he sat there and talked a bunch of rubbish, while his chat were like 'play the game you dunce'. Truly an impressive display.
That's why it's the same 50 year olds giving him money every day.
Phil knows how pathetic his viewers are. He stays talking down to them and insulting them.
Who tf would want to talk to this guy for 10 min, let alone a few hours
Jaxx raxxor
Idk, maybe some of the same people that have been obsessing over him and watching videos about him daily for 10 plus years.
Phil Burnell would. Not sure if anybody else truly cared one way or another.
@@eddieh299every one of your comments is white knighting for Phil. He wouldn’t have so many detractors if he wasn’t such a blatant grifter.
@@DSPsWifesBF I wonder if he already sent in his disability check to Phil again
If you don't want to play games... JUST DON'T PLAY THEM. Why even put it up to a poll and drag your audience through the mud to try to railroad them into choosing what you really want? Especially if you're going to do something begrudgingly.
I love that he thinks someone is highjacking his poll with bots. That's not even how viewbotting works... AND even if his views are being boosted via bots, the poll only had 239 votes, which kind of proves it's just the actual people who were voting.
He HAS to stick to the schedule at all costs. He can NOT diverge from his set schedule, which schedules out not just his streaming but his entire life, he has to shop at the scheduled time, and watch movies at the scheduled time. If he doesn't he says he gets "anxious and nervous"
One word: MONEY
"I didn't earn any medals in the days I didn't play."
Well.... No shit, he claims to be a life long gamer but still has no idea ho in-game rewards work unless they're a daily login bonus or worth $16.51.
Greatest American E-Beggar
Believe it or not He's Scamming on Air!
Seriously tho, the fact this guy is thriving and not a starving homeless man says a lot about how fcked up the US as a whole are.
In a sane world, DSP would be flipping burgers poorly and barely survive.
He's literally so used to lying and deceiving that he cannot answer a simple question like "how much did your haircut cost"
I mean, i am pretty Sure, that its more often, that he doesnt answer a question, compared to him actually giving an answer.
Often because he sees so many Things as troll questions, even though detractors have given him more than enough valid criticism.
And he loves being an asshole.
Calling people insults is one of his favourite activities of the day.
i hate phil
There's all these comments being clever or making valid points & then there's just this very simple, straightforward one & it made me laugh out loud
@@ashleybrooke2087 LMAO, it legit caught me off guard. How refreshing.
Who would ever want to hang out with this guy?
why do you think irl people left him, and kat is so cold to him
Told chat that he could never be Pals.
Very special people
Dents
To him hanging out is having a one sided conversation and waiting for donations
DSP: Guys viewbotting doesnt do anything, it doesnt affect my channel!
Also DSP: Wow viewbotting is affecting my polls dood!
This reminds me of the time that viewers voted for a game that dsp didnt want to play,yet posted on the poll, and decides to play another game instead cause it was the trolls who inflated the votes for the game he didnt want to play... a game he didnt want to play that he added in a poll for games he wanted to play.
He went on to wonder why viewers where low and dont add up to the votes in the game that wasnt chosen, and wondered why contributions were low...i wonder why
He's gotta realize that he's doing a job that a good amount of people would kill for.
DSP prioritizes himself rather than his audience, then asks why no one likes him lmao
Getting paid to play video games doesn't sound like a fun life, strange as that is to say. It sounds like you have to be able to do a lot of mental gymnastics to justify it, which Phil always does.
@@hatchetmouth8211I agree! Playing vídeo games for fun when you want, how you want it is very different than doing it as a job.
It’s more accurate to say that DSP makes his money panhandling. Because this incompetent halfwit can’t even play games right - hence the reason the TIHYDP series started
DUDE IM DEAD LOOK AT THIS GUYS HAIR 😭
He spent this whole time gaslighting and got defensive asf until people just stop refuting his childish points. What a pleasant stream😃👍
He constantly brings up troll activity but insists on telling his dents not to discuss it. Also, a gamer who hates gaming? What could go wrong.
"If you're bored, you're boring"
- DSP
1:37 hahahahaha that side profile is beyond humiliation.. dude has no jaw line AND no chin; how is that even possible?
The pigroach is not human.
Superior pigroach physique acquired through years of drinking, takeout, and no exercise
Looks like he got smacked in the face with a cartoon shovel
Looks like a blob fish with hair.😂
Its very Grug.
He's bitching about medals that he has to spend them and grind endlessly but yet he'll spend half a million dollars on WWE champions in 10 years
WWE Champions is a business expense, I still have it 🔥🐷🤳🏻🔥👉🏼🥓📵
Wow, he really started the stream with no intention of playing "we can play if you want..."
This dude is unable to enjoy a game if he hasn't a carrot in front of him (ie: big tips)
Talks about co-op with friends, no wonder he dislikes this game. Heck, he could play with his "verified" people but they would show him up.
Still blows my mind that he was dodging Jayde last year when he wanted to play Phil in SF6. How fragile does your ego have to be that you refuse to play someone that is wheelchair bound for life because you're afraid they might beat you in a game.
Look, if he plays a co-op game with more than one other person, they might start talking to or about each other instead of focusing on him & then what would he do?
All two of them? Or are we counting multiple personalities?
Remember he's been doing this for 16 years almost two decades and doesn't have a couple friends to play with. That says a lot
“Those silly trolls are viewbotting. It’s totally not OIC doing it to grease the algorithm.”
His paranoia has no bounds😂
I'm DSP I have a business degree, the concept of a multiplayer game confuses me. I could make a private party for me and my viewers to play Helldivers but I'm DSP without my influence multiplayer wouldn't be a thing.
Sitting there having a one-sided conversation with himself is too easy.
"I don't want to work guise."
"I never told people to watch ads and then click on them" -dsp
"I never said hurtful slurs." - also dsp
Wow he REALLY didn’t wanna do his job 😂
"Job"...
"I always talk on my stream"
Maybe that's part of the problem Phil
WOW, Phil sure has a lot of passion for video games.
This honestly pissed me off waited all day to troll the pig roach in helldivers but then he bitches out.
Haha doing the lord works brother, Another oppertunity shall come again 🤜
chill stream where a homeless guy insult you for not feeding his addiction
If paying 70 bucks is insanity, then what is 30-50 k on wwe champions or the 500 k or more racked up at the time for having two unpaid mortgages
Don't forget the 13 credit cards.
Dents: Play the game
DSP: Idk, do yall even really want to see the Game?
Dents: Yes, just play.
DSP: Alright, lets do a Poll and see if we just chat or if im gonna play the game
Poll: Play the game
DSP: Idk, i kinda cba with this Game, its so boring.
Dents: Play the Game, theres new Content.
DSP: Well, akcually, youre lying, but i just realized you didnt, but i would actually have to play the Game for the Content, so, lets just Chat instead, noone wants to see the Game anyway.
that haircut bit killed me
Curls and Twirls costs him and the (w)horse way more than 20 dollars...
Ah yes "trolls skewed the poll with viewbotting", it's not like Phil just didn't want to play the game and used some stupid excuses or anything
6:47 why doesn't he play the game with friends then ? Oh right
3:59 "Oh yeah i'll say TROLL member bombs! YEAH that'll STICK TO THOSE DAMN DIRTY TROLLS! I'll call them TROLL member bombs... yeah good one phil... Damn that'll get 'em..." Dude actually acts like a child. Has to type a 200 word manifesto before he can even start. LOL
That's it, I can't even stand hate watching this guy anymore. It's just not funny anymore.
What an pathetic 42 years of existence
DSP would have you believe that taxes suddenly land on his lap every month of his life.
He thinks he should be getting paid for just being on stream doing the bare minimum
Off topic how much money you think Phil spends to have his hair dyed jet black?
How much does a bottle of _Just For Men_ sell for these days? Although, saying that, I wouldn't put it past him to use the TV shopping spray can stuff either.
Why cant he just answer how much he pays for his haircuts? I bet Kat does it. I really do.
na, just doesn't want to leak that the inflated total price includes hair dye
Lol he probably fears that if he says the number that people will look around to figure out WHERE he gets his haircuts from and then try to get him killed. (Im exaggerating btw)
@@DieHardjagged already public knowledge, place has plenty of troll reviews due to it.
Last time i had financial freedom was 2014
He can play FF 7 rebirth.....
Just saying
Nah rpg overload remember
so all that talk about the stupid schedule being so damn important was bullshit
Lmao he literally blamed trolls for the poll, this dude is next level lazy 😂
Phil probably thinks in his head he's being efficient with this. Like he doesn't edit because he thinks his raw vids do just as well if not better than edited videos so the extra work is pointless and here he thinks him talking nets him more than playing video games so he must think he's being smart this way.
Also let's not forget this man-child's definition of work is so skewed. He thinks driving to a GameStop at midnight is work.
holy hell he goes to supercuts, that's a full explanation
Good grief, this "man" is 42 years old and it's like I'm watching a toddler at the daycare try to claim he's not sleepy and he would like to play video games instead.
I’m not so sure about Phil not viewbotting/buying subs for his channel. Out of curiosity I checked his social blade, and his sub count was VERYYYYYYYYY ODD. As in he would get no subs, and multiple times a month he would get exactly 100 every time.
Socialblade rounds those numbers nowadays, making the site nearly useless. You can go to other channels and see the exact same pattern (like the one we're watching now, for example)
@@fsociety6983 my bad I said 100. It was 1000 sub jumps, and not as often as I thought. So it was weekly subs gained, and for example beginning of December he got 1000 in a week. Then zero until April 1st. I know they’re rounding the numbers, but the resolution on it was .5 or rounding to nearest 500th sub. I would say it’s all coincidence, but his live sub count has been at 210k ALL DAY.
@@dahorseman2654 the fact is that YT updated subscriber counts years ago. They used to display the exact number then displayed a more user friendly count ie. 26,764 would be 26.7k. Nothing social blade can do.
Phil is so paranoid, he thought that question about his haircut price was a troll donation trying to probe for financial info that's why he didn't just answer the question immediately like a normal human. You can see the cogs in his head turning as he desperately formulates the best lie.
At this point just rename the channel DSP Yapping
Repeating "we can we just chill if you want". Painfully obvious
Great LARPer question at the beginning there
What the heck sort of Q&A can you have with someone who never leaves the house?
I think that haircut question put him in a panic because he genuinely had no idea. He's been going to Curls and Twirls with Khet for years, lol.
So based on what he says. Only 10% of viewers are allowed to interact in chat then? 200 out of 2000.
LOL at 3:15 "stoopid fkin trolls man" I just wanna chill
He would be the brain dead consumer that would buy a “blame it on the lag” poster
To be fair if he really had 2200 viewers he most likely was getting botted. There's no fucking way in hell he has that many streaming on fucking youtube.
LMAO helldivers 2 sent to banworld
Putting the *low* in the low-bar content.
This guy has mastered the art of laziness.
Guy has no friends
Them noisy landscapers can do a better hair cut with a weed wacker.
he does not work he just plays games last i checked thats not work
Dsp- "Hair cut prices range from place to place.. it can be this much.. or this much... or this much depending on where you go.."
It seems hes a haircut connoisseur as much as a food/gaming expert.. i wouldnt take his word as "kirby is darksouls" to "mmmm its salty/savoury/ sweet for an italian (whos more polish/american/canadian" whos only lived in american for all foods.. to whatever mcdonalds hairline he must choose to own as hes also now a master of haircuts.. no thank you..id take a hard pass and learn myself over this type of "expertise" is for a failure over "actual life" thank you..il pass on this type of "self proclaimed" entitlement thank you..
DSP: "haircut prices are different whereever you go.. it can be this much, or this much or this much.."
Thats not what they asked... they asked where you get your lame/half assed haircut so they don't make the same mistake your cheap ass does..
Phil making poll votes pointless then says people that are voting are veiw botting? I'm not sure how that makes sense at all. And yet he thinks people voting for him to game are trolls?
So anything his said fans/dents, etc, that vote are going to be labelled as trolls now?
We'll do whatever you guys want.
Gaming.
Seriously, I'm up for anything, just let me know what you guys want.
Gaming.
Literally anything guys, I'm ready to go.
Gaming.
Just let me know what you want, guys.
1:38
There’s no way in hell that’s not photoshopped!😂
Pigler looking like an ugly character from a Souls game.
9:07 to 9:17
That right there is why the dents leave Phil, your toxic narcissistic attitude angers/annoys them and they leave rather than put up with you. Only the terminally dented like OIC, Raxxor and Six70Two stick around but any other dent just leaves.
Why is he obsessed with having a schedule when he does this
Phil does everything he can think of to avoid just saying he doesn't want to play games and he just wants to sit there.
"We can do whatever you want?"
Audience wants HD2.
"I'm good with just chilling tonight. I''ll put up a poll"
Audience votes for HD2.
"One person said chill. Let's chill tonight."
Another term for "grind" is play the game.
Phil: "so do you all want to talk and hang out or just play the game?"
Chat: "play the game! That's why we're here!"
Jayde: "I talk u k"
Phil: "oh you want to talk Jayde, ok let's do that. That sounds good."
Rest of chat: ...
4:54 They're expecting you to HAVE FUN. Those Hogan pulls have really done a number on his receptors.
Disgusting, lowly, slothly behavior.
"Would you prefer that I play video games and only acknowledge paid messages or do nothing and only acknowledge paid messages?". Chat says they want to at least see a video game get played, he tries to back out of it, realizes he can't, launches the game, menus, then quits.
DSP scams his viewers again, why am I not surprised 🤣🤣
The irony that people want to "chill" with Phil. Phil is not your friend. He would not stream without financial gain. He doesn't care if your dog died. He isn't going to show up to your mother's funeral. He certainly doesn't want to meet any of you in real life. He wants to stay inside his house, inside his gated community like a vault in the Fallout series. He will spend the rest of his days as a happy pig enjoying the spoils of your hard work while he begs you to give him more money. Again, he only cares about "engagement". He uses this term instead of saying "give me money" or he won't do it. I feel sorry for anyone that gives him money. Deep down, I'm rooting for Phil. I like an underdog. I want to see people succeed. I want to see Phil live by love and integrity. He has fallen so damn far... I want to see an honest man, relying on himself for income, confident and secure in himself so that his life doesn't revolve around begging for money or avoiding trolls. Phil, you are weak. Physically, you are weak. Mentally, you are weak. Your whole life has been one excuse after another. I would like to continue but it doesn't do me any good. Good day everyone.
Watched a little bit live, the minute he saw the votes go the way he didn't want them to, he just blamed "da detractors" for skewing the results. But it was painfully obvious to anyone with a brain he didn't want to play Hell Divers 2, he was acting like a little kid who reallllyyy didn't want to do something and kept hinting at it the entire time. Like bro, you're 40+ years old, grow up 😂
Phil should just admit he wants money without playing any video juegos. Well, technically he has, indirectly.
That was such a troll question, I can’t believe he took the bait? Once again confirming he was paying $70 for a haircut and those bank leaks were real… 😂
If he didn't want play the game. Then just say "Helldivers 2 is off the schedule" instead of lying to audience having a bitch fest and running away from the game.
Heck he could of just played it this one last time but no he can't even put in the bare minimum of effort.
'We changed our minds?' He's so afraid to not have an excuse, or upset the paypigs that he has to gaslight his dents into a 'chill stream'... Streaming may not be a job...but this is another rung down from that... The hypocritical thing is he still expects to be respected after all of this bullshit.
You have never gotten a haircut at a good barber. Your mom did it and you went to get a $10 haircut at Supercuts with no tip because haircuts don’t cost that much
I won't be surprised if Phil is still getting his hair done by his mom.
Just admitting he doesn't have any friends is just so fucking sad. Like I actually feel bad for him a bit then I realized this is his own doing.
Incredibly pathetic even for Phil, good lord.
He has a fk ton of things to unlock and cries about having nothing to do, lmao
Phil just play the damn game and get the credits, it doesn't take that much of time, just say you don't like to play the game
Complaining about a progression system in a game that isn't pay to win, damn DSP has completely idiotic takes
Dude is doing everything in his power NOT to play a video game. Imagine if he put that much effort into getting a real job.
"uh, hello curls and twirls? yeah, I'd like the king jong un bowlcut"🐴
You have to play the game... *To unlock things??* By the gods...
Sekiro doesn't add any new content since launch but there is still people stream it to this day
Phil can't make Helldivers 2 fun isn't the fault of the game "no new contents" lmao
1.8 stars on 499 reviews DAYUM
"Its not super important." Aka for "I already made my quota for the day, now wtf do you dents want?"
Maybe if he didn't burn every bridge he'd ever built he'd have more reason to play this game...
"Screwing the poll" is a convenient way to blame other people when he just doesn't want to play the game that won. He wants to be in control so badly he doesn't even play games that he puts in his own polls.
1) hold vote
2) game about liberty wins the vote
3) snort