I remember when we used the term "poop" as almost a badge of honor amongst the worst of the worst metal bands. We used to have small competitions about who could find the absolute worst of them and we would spends hours just dying of laughter making fun of them.
If you're doing a promo then yes, even then I put more thought into alignment and symmetry. The logo isn't that bad though but it's too evil looking for a Christian metal band.
Tougher than Nails is completely midi minus the vocals of course. Considering it’s all midi it’s surprising how it could possibly be off time and out of sync
I've seen midi tracks get out of sync, but that's pretty easy to fix. It usually happens as a result of copying and pasting sections with either too much or not enough of the sequence selected - creating an unintentional polymeter because the measure is either cut off or extended with an extra beat or so of silence.
@@DumbVidsIMadeForAlexthat's what I was thinking. As soon as you play the song/sequence/pattern, shit like that sticks out like a sore thumb. Unless you're not listening to the final product. But honestly, why would you put out a song you haven't listened to? This whole album is a fucking anomaly and I don't understand anything about it.
The dude behind Tougher than Nails posted his album on the death metal-sharing group I am a part of. The admin, being the usual hero that he is, deleted the post.
I’ll give them their props for going for it, putting it all together, and releasing it on vinyl. So kudos to them for that. Also - That Shaggs album is awesome + way ahead of its time. If Sonic Youth had released it then the media would be spunking all over it calling it a “bold experimental masterpiece”...
Shaggs is definitely something interesting for music as a whole. Sonic Youth and Frank Zappa found interest with it in a way to inspire their Wild experimental music.
As you said, SFU's *instrumentals* are fine, it's just so extremely disappointing how Chris seems to have completely forgotten how to do death metal, after he laid the foundations for how it's done. It's not just that it sounds bad, which it does, it's the disappointment that comes along with how good he used to be.
You mean Mortification has 2 amazing albums, most of their stuff is almost Six Feet Under level bad. I like the early stuff but apart from that they are one of the worst DM bands I have heard.
I consider myself to be very knowledgeable about the history of death metal and extreme music in general. I’ve listened to a lot of underground demos and long forgotten banda (thanks Ken’s DM Crypt) There is so little information about this “band” and it’s infamy. They really scrubbed a lot of their work from the internet. The only video of the album I could find has comments locked. I need more information about this band, the songs and lyrics, the recording. Is this all a huge troll? Or was this a serious attempt at releasing thoughtful music into the world? A true mystery of extreme music whos story needs to be delved deeper into. Thank you for shedding light on this incredible piece of atrocious sonic torment!
@@mjstories7181 lol, but fr the guy had a Facebook page as of the last time I checked a few months ago. He was a real guy, very odd, zero self-awareness.
I absolutely love the album and freely admit that it is bad, but the fact it's so bad combined with the fact that they were forced to make the music brings it around full-circle and makes it a truly enjoyable listen, and the lyrics are so earnest and unsophisticated it's endearing. 10/10 album
So, I looked this dude up on the Metal Archives. Turns out, he has had a few projects, one of them entitled "Devastation Inc." (so badass) Anyways, if you look up Devastation Inc's only full-length "Withdrawn into the Abyss Within" you'll get an absolutely bonkers, public access tv style music video that's quite a treat to watch. The music is about on par with Arise Warrior. Enjoy!
Same here, I looked him up and found his Twitter. It's mostly just him selling his shit paintings and music, political rants, or recommending other Christian death or black metal bands on bandcamp. Now and then I see something about a cyberfrog 🤷♂️ whatever that's about. Interesting chap.
@@DaisyTheSadboi I don't really know how selling NFTs works, but the ones he has up look like they were drawn by ChrisChan and are priced in the millions lol, this dude is a psycho
Have you ever checked Agoraphobic Nosebleed? A mini cd with 99 tracks in 28 minues, I think, but the fun part is seeing the tracks number skipping as it goes... it's an experience you should live
Tougher than nails is one of those things I ran across and just laughed about for hours after hear it.. i listen to goregrind and noisegrind regularly, so the fact this made me bust out laughing says something.
There was this other Technical Metal band with some sort of deer skull on their album cover that sounds just as bad as Tougher Than Nails. I heard it once on YT last year and now I can't find the video or remember the name. It was one of those "so bad you have to hear it" situations too.
Not a deer skull, but your desc vaguely reminds me of behold the arctopus, reeeeaaaally bad, random notes tech metal. You know anything else about the obe you meant?
@@eenpersoon2881 No, that is not it, but I eventually found it with my watch history from just over a year ago. The album is Resting in Beartooth by Red Burns North. It's really bad, over-processed djent. Or just your average djent.
@@eenpersoon2881 Completely different things, though. Can't say I'm a fan myself, but Behold... are ridiculously competent musicians that could do something more conventional in their sleep if they wanted to. Tougher Than Nails, on the other hand, are just bad at what they're actually trying to do.
if you want some actually decent Christian extreme metal, check out Echoes from a Fallen World by Hard Look. it's a pretty fun deathcore album from last year.
Morbid curiosity got the better of me, checked it out before you did your little reaction bit and yes, can confirm that this album made me burst out laughing.
Every once in a while, I come across an actual Six Feet Under fan. Clearly someone is buying their music and/or merch. There’s no other explanation for their continued high profile record deals. It’s mind boggling.
i’ve been recommending this album to people as being totally fucking brutal and it gets funnier every single time. your reaction to the vocals is so on point 💀💀 it’s like a fucking dog trying so hard to reach the mailman
Right when you said "Christian technical death metal" I got a horrible cramp in my leg and proceeded to fall out on my chair on to floor screaming in pain. I don't think that was a coincidence.
I listen to a few Christian bands and am religious (though not orthodoxy), the Christian doom metal scene is incredible plus there's some decent bands like Mortification and Vomitorial Corpulence out there.
It feels like those "badass skeleton" memes I keep seeing, especially with the shield in the bottom left corner with "LGBT" written in rainbow letters.
Ah, behold the majestic calamity that is "Delusional Blasphemies Destroyed," an album so bewilderingly cacophonous, it makes a kazoo sound like a symphony of drunken elephants attempting ballet! The lead vocalist, whose vocal cords were clearly harvested from the depths of a haunted accordion, belts out lyrics so nonsensical they could perplex the most seasoned linguist, leaving us all questioning the very existence of coherence itself. Each track on this auditory abomination feels like a battle between a rabid squirrel and a malfunctioning typewriter, with guitar riffs that meander like a lost hamster in a labyrinth of confusion, desperately searching for melodic solace. The drumming, oh the drumming! It resembles a frenzied squirrel tap-dancing on a drum set made of Jello, producing a rhythmic calamity that could leave even the most stoic music connoisseur questioning their sanity. As for the album artwork, it is an avant-garde masterpiece of bewildering absurdity. Imagine a collage of surreal images, like a flamboyant penguin performing brain surgery on a rubber duck, while a rainbow-haired unicorn plays a kazoo in the background, all set against a backdrop of exploding cabbage heads. Truly, a visual feast for those with an insatiable appetite for bewilderment. "Delusional Blasphemies Destroyed" will undoubtedly carve its own niche in the annals of musical bewilderment, forever etching its name alongside the greats of experimental insanity. So, brace yourself for an auditory journey that defies logic, sanity, and any semblance of musical coherence. Prepare to have your eardrums caressed by the sound of delightful chaos!
Delusional blasphemies cover is fuckin funny. that shield made me laugh my ass off when I saw it, the whole cover looks like a Christian Facebook dad's Facebook meme 🤣
The thing about Six Feet Under is they have an insane bass player and drummer. And they still come up with horrible shit. What I really want to know is how did no one in the studio say, "this is fucking garbage"...even more so...how did anyone at the label be like yea this is releasable....
Took a listen to the record for context and I feel like the biggest issue is the fidelity of the recording. The album is really clearly made from chopped up samples and I actually kinda like it conceptually. I just feel like this guy could come out with something legitimately great if he took this concept and improved the separation of the instruments.
I haven't listened but DM has so, so many bands that are nondescript, competent but bland. Being especially bad to the extent that you get noticed means you're doing something unique and interesting.
the combination of MS Paint album cover, Movie Maker production value, and Christian(?) lyrics(??) really makes this go all the way around to "so bad it's awesome" tbh, i would wear a t-shirt with that stupid shield logo on it for laughs
Tougher Than Nails really gives me the confidence to keep making music. No matter how bad I feel, at least I'm not TTN. Thanks for sharing this gem with the world 👌
I had the same reaction with Scab Addict - Eye Popping Noisecore. But funny thing is, Scab addict is intenionally bullshitting. Tougher Than Nails was dead serious...
I have the Shaggs’ “Philosophy of the World” on my iPad and listen to them fairly regularly. Just imagine the drums, the guitar, and the vocals each being played at a different rhythm at the same time. I’d like to see any other band pull that off.
Gorguts - Obscura is even worse. It's not Tech Death, or even Death Metal. Obscura made no sense whatsoever. It's hilarious how Gorguts through random chords together and convinced people that Luc was a genius.
Hellhammer's 'Triumph of Death' is one of the most twisted songs I've heard; it isn't really a song but rather the sound effects of your descent into Hell.
I collect CDs and cassettes and sometimes I add one to my collection if it is so absurdly bad (eg Cacator - Exploding Poo) so this band’s albums is now in my CD wishlist on discogs
I checked it out in the description but the album was almost done? I don't remember checking out before lol. But now I think when I was a sleep I think i was listening to some goregrind and this shit was playing after it 😂
I'm not sure this is as 'bad' as you think it is. I have had a quick skip through it and, if intentional, it is just a 'metal' version of the glitch genre. I wouldn't be surprised if the glitched up guitar parts were sampled from something else. It's not my cup of tea, but the way it has been arranged with said glitches might actually be quite clever. I've worked in electronic music for years and there seems, on the surface, to have been some work that has gone into this. I may well be wrong though!
I get what youre saying as it could be a form of cybergrind but there's still the reviews ive read about the album they took down. it was intentionally offensive towards LGBT and was very pro christian in the same attitude of something like what the westboro baptist church preaches. Plus they're signed to a label that everything else is death metal. the vocals no matter what anyone says are incredibly off note . what youre saying about Tougher Than Nails in your comment is oddly similar to what Frank Zappa thought of positively when he found interest with The Shaggs. I know I stated numerous times this is "The Worst Death Metal Band" but its the kind of terrible thats fascinating.
@@wyattxhim I wouldn't say the lyrical content is what makes it bad IMHO. It's the music that's absolute garbage. Some of the best metal I've heard (and I know you can cosign me on this) have lyrical themes that could be considered sketchy.
8:00 and Frank Zappa loved it lol. but seriously, I love that their Grandmothers vision ultimately came true just not in the way that she thought it would. Ok after listening to their debut, yeah it sounds more like a noise project like Xper.xr instead of a death metal band lol.
I had to hear it, and oh my lord, I've never heard anything like it. I had no idea what the hell was going on and those distortion...drops? Whatever, was killing my ears. I've listen to some bad stuff, but this...this was...crazy. Sounded like an 8 bit midi file that was programmed by a beginner that was recorded through a single blown speaker while it was falling down the stairs. With that being said, I did have glimpses of what it's "supposed" to or "should have" sounded like if it was played by a band with talent. It would be interesting to hear someone cover one of the songs and try to make it sound listenable. Just curious to see if it would actually sound half decent, or still sound like...whatever the hell that is. I've heard of The Shaggs and their story, so I thought it was funny you brought them up. I think Tougher Than Nails is worse.
I found something questionably more humorous. First Born of the Dead - "Self Inflicted Cerebral Zombification" is like Tougher Than Nails but a tech death approach
Dude u should check out this one project I found called “Daeva Angra Mainyu” it is essentially the black metal equivalent to this. I promise you you will be dying within 15 seconds of listening to it I recommend the song “The Cold Cruel Mountains”
I read your comment and checked them out, I bursted out laughing within seconds. The vocals sound like King Diamond being squeezed into a meat grinder.
I checked it out and liked it to an extent. If they were a noise grind band that was experimenting with some death metal style riffing and stuff it would be pretty good, knowing that's almost certainly not what they're going for makes it bad.
Tougher Than Nails is even funnier to me because I know the guy behind the "record label" they're on. Dude once (unironically) claimed he had gotten PTSD from the Ratchet and Clank fandom apparently harassing him for his Christian beliefs. I wish I was kidding.
Ive always used The Shaggs as an example of payola. if their dad wasn't richer than god, they would have never been able to get studio time to record an album based on talent (which they didn't have).
You don't magically get studio time based on talent. Either you pay for it or someone else pays for it (your label, your dad, whoever else). It would be an example of payola if they got airplay on radio stations.
I just listened to part of tougher than nails - the vocals sound like Cookie Monster with a throat infection, the synchronous tracks seem to be from unrelated “songs,” and the drums do indeed blowout into obnoxious fart noises 😂
Trust me dude , when I got into Death Metal back in the late 90’s I never liked Six Feet Under, weird how I can still listen to the early CC records but can’t stand six Feet Under
Take any given black metal album from a project run by some guy with a couple dozen listeners on Spotify or wherever. There's a good chance that album sounds way more put together than whatever Tougher than Nails is doing.
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Sounds like AI generated death metal, which is fed by AI generated death metal.
Best
If you approach tougher than nails as death metal, you'll be real disappointed.
If you walk in expecting avant-garde noise, it's not the worst.
also u can just treat it as a cybergrind
Yep It very atonal which is common for Noise album.
noise, noisecore, grindnoise is WAY better than this.
Erm no,, if you approach it as avant-garde noise, you'll be disappointed as well.
@@eaglebauer944 "erm no"?
shut up nerd
I gave them a listen and they sound like a RUclips Poop edit of a Death Metal song
yeah it sounds like a meme of what normies hear when they listen to death metal.
Totally.
I would love if one of my favorite RUclips Poopers pooped a death metal song. Love RUclips Poops.
I remember when we used the term "poop" as almost a badge of honor amongst the worst of the worst metal bands. We used to have small competitions about who could find the absolute worst of them and we would spends hours just dying of laughter making fun of them.
"I've listened to noise albums that have more rhythm than the guitars being played on this album" has got to be one of the greatest roasts I've heard
tougher than nails is definitely one of the death metal bands of all time
debatable
@@digitalfreak001 but they are one of the death metal bands of all time
Selling a naillion copies!
My favourite part of the record was when the frontman said "it's nailin' time" and nailed all over the place... All tough, of course
You all know that the record label is owned by a Christian media group in Illinois, right?
Man, that album cover is serious "graphics design is my passion" energy.
If you're doing a promo then yes, even then I put more thought into alignment and symmetry. The logo isn't that bad though but it's too evil looking for a Christian metal band.
I love how the shield is too big for the cover, but instead of resizing it they just tilted it so that it fits
Tougher than Nails is completely midi minus the vocals of course. Considering it’s all midi it’s surprising how it could possibly be off time and out of sync
seriously it's actually industrial metal. at best.
I've seen midi tracks get out of sync, but that's pretty easy to fix. It usually happens as a result of copying and pasting sections with either too much or not enough of the sequence selected - creating an unintentional polymeter because the measure is either cut off or extended with an extra beat or so of silence.
@@drpibisback7680it’s really hard to do that without realizing it though lol
@@DumbVidsIMadeForAlexthat's what I was thinking. As soon as you play the song/sequence/pattern, shit like that sticks out like a sore thumb. Unless you're not listening to the final product.
But honestly, why would you put out a song you haven't listened to? This whole album is a fucking anomaly and I don't understand anything about it.
@@MelonMan666 I am gonna guess it's intentional. Just going for the cyber chaos noise. Honestly that's probably not easy to do.
Unrelated but that cult of youth record is absolutely incredible
The dude behind Tougher than Nails posted his album on the death metal-sharing group I am a part of. The admin, being the usual hero that he is, deleted the post.
should've archived it
The LGBT on one of the dead guys' shield is killing me
That's gold right there !
I’ll give them their props for going for it, putting it all together, and releasing it on vinyl.
So kudos to them for that.
Also - That Shaggs album is awesome + way ahead of its time.
If Sonic Youth had released it then the media would be spunking all over it calling it a “bold experimental masterpiece”...
Shaggs is definitely something interesting for music as a whole. Sonic Youth and Frank Zappa found interest with it in a way to inspire their Wild experimental music.
I need more "wyatt laughing at wack music" vids
I clipped his wheezing
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I know this sounds stupid but when I saw that the shield on the second release has the band logo on it I couldn't stop laughing
Thanks for turning me onto this band Wyatt, your recommendations are always fantastic! This band is an incredible piece of supreme metal art!!!!! 🤘😈🤘
As you said, SFU's *instrumentals* are fine, it's just so extremely disappointing how Chris seems to have completely forgotten how to do death metal, after he laid the foundations for how it's done. It's not just that it sounds bad, which it does, it's the disappointment that comes along with how good he used to be.
But that's what he wanted. He left CC to follow his own path. That's the way he likes it.
I think the stress on his vocal cords from all the songs finally caught up with him
@@hungryburger1170 Well all the other vocalists, how do they handle it ?
@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine not doing it for 20+ years
He doesnt take care of his voice + he smokes weed everyday
And you can't blame them being a christian band because Mortification and Living Sacrifice are amazing.
You mean Mortification has 2 amazing albums, most of their stuff is almost Six Feet Under level bad. I like the early stuff but apart from that they are one of the worst DM bands I have heard.
@@RichardCranium. Jayson Sherlock era I'm referring to.
Living Sacrifice were good but when was Mortification ever amazing? Jason Sherlock was good but the other members always sucked...cringy, even.
Can't forget Paramaecium or GROMS
I don't think I've ever had a harder time holding in laughter hearing a song before.
I saw The Shaggs reunion show, I fuckin' LOVE them!!
I consider myself to be very knowledgeable about the history of death metal and extreme music in general. I’ve listened to a lot of underground demos and long forgotten banda (thanks Ken’s DM Crypt) There is so little information about this “band” and it’s infamy. They really scrubbed a lot of their work from the internet. The only video of the album I could find has comments locked. I need more information about this band, the songs and lyrics, the recording. Is this all a huge troll? Or was this a serious attempt at releasing thoughtful music into the world? A true mystery of extreme music whos story needs to be delved deeper into. Thank you for shedding light on this incredible piece of atrocious sonic torment!
Conspiracy theory- it's his band.
@@mjstories7181 mind blown
@@mjstories7181 lol, but fr the guy had a Facebook page as of the last time I checked a few months ago. He was a real guy, very odd, zero self-awareness.
Actually Wyatt, the worst death metal band is the friends we've made along the way :)
"If the westboro baptist church made a death metal band".
That's a horrifying thought if I wasn't laughing.
Philosophy Of The World by The Shaggs is a stone-cold classic. The songwriting is top notch. I’ve loved it for 30 years now.
I absolutely love the album and freely admit that it is bad, but the fact it's so bad combined with the fact that they were forced to make the music brings it around full-circle and makes it a truly enjoyable listen, and the lyrics are so earnest and unsophisticated it's endearing. 10/10 album
it has some of the most memorable songs i've heard throughout the years. i always wonder what happened to them
So, I looked this dude up on the Metal Archives. Turns out, he has had a few projects, one of them entitled "Devastation Inc." (so badass) Anyways, if you look up Devastation Inc's only full-length "Withdrawn into the Abyss Within" you'll get an absolutely bonkers, public access tv style music video that's quite a treat to watch. The music is about on par with Arise Warrior. Enjoy!
I absolutely am going to look this up, I HAVE to see this video
He also has a set of NFTs on opensea
@@DaisyTheSadboi oh fuck that
Same here, I looked him up and found his Twitter. It's mostly just him selling his shit paintings and music, political rants, or recommending other Christian death or black metal bands on bandcamp. Now and then I see something about a cyberfrog 🤷♂️ whatever that's about. Interesting chap.
@@DaisyTheSadboi I don't really know how selling NFTs works, but the ones he has up look like they were drawn by ChrisChan and are priced in the millions lol, this dude is a psycho
Have you ever checked Agoraphobic Nosebleed? A mini cd with 99 tracks in 28 minues, I think, but the fun part is seeing the tracks number skipping as it goes... it's an experience you should live
“Altered States of America” yeah I remember that , never liked it lol . Used to like that band back in the day
I loved them when Honky Reduction came out, when they were a 2 piece.
Tougher than nails is one of those things I ran across and just laughed about for hours after hear it.. i listen to goregrind and noisegrind regularly, so the fact this made me bust out laughing says something.
There was this other Technical Metal band with some sort of deer skull on their album cover that sounds just as bad as Tougher Than Nails. I heard it once on YT last year and now I can't find the video or remember the name. It was one of those "so bad you have to hear it" situations too.
Not a deer skull, but your desc vaguely reminds me of behold the arctopus, reeeeaaaally bad, random notes tech metal. You know anything else about the obe you meant?
@@eenpersoon2881 No, that is not it, but I eventually found it with my watch history from just over a year ago. The album is Resting in Beartooth by Red Burns North. It's really bad, over-processed djent. Or just your average djent.
@@eenpersoon2881 Completely different things, though. Can't say I'm a fan myself, but Behold... are ridiculously competent musicians that could do something more conventional in their sleep if they wanted to. Tougher Than Nails, on the other hand, are just bad at what they're actually trying to do.
So, I tried listening to it for a minute, I laughed 44 seconds.
Well played!
if you want some actually decent Christian extreme metal, check out Echoes from a Fallen World by Hard Look. it's a pretty fun deathcore album from last year.
Only good thing about the Shaggs is that they inspired one of my favourite bands Sonic youth.
😂😂💀
I mean that last six feet under record was really what made them a meme. And their cover albums as well. 😂😂
I see someone out there has finally found the Vorak of death metal. I'm impressed and horrified and cackling all at the same time.
Morbid curiosity got the better of me, checked it out before you did your little reaction bit and yes, can confirm that this album made me burst out laughing.
Every once in a while, I come across an actual Six Feet Under fan. Clearly someone is buying their music and/or merch. There’s no other explanation for their continued high profile record deals. It’s mind boggling.
i’ve been recommending this album to people as being totally fucking brutal and it gets funnier every single time. your reaction to the vocals is so on point 💀💀 it’s like a fucking dog trying so hard to reach the mailman
Right when you said "Christian technical death metal" I got a horrible cramp in my leg and proceeded to fall out on my chair on to floor screaming in pain. I don't think that was a coincidence.
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I listen to a few Christian bands and am religious (though not orthodoxy), the Christian doom metal scene is incredible plus there's some decent bands like Mortification and Vomitorial Corpulence out there.
Interestingly, a lot of the better extreme metal bands that have fallen into almost total obscurity are Christian bands. See Paeramecium for example.
@@Chicky_Lumps Paeramecium is killer. Great doom/death
Check out Extol and Living Sacrifice - Nonexistant also older band Crimson Thorn and prog power metal band Narnia
I was skeptical about what you said with Tougher than Nails. Thank you so much for talking about it, I've never had this big of a laugh in a long time
I feel like you've opened Pandora's box by letting the world know about this album.
Hahaha great video and that album cover for delusional blasphemies destroyed is the cringiest shit I’ve seen in a long time.
It feels like those "badass skeleton" memes I keep seeing, especially with the shield in the bottom left corner with "LGBT" written in rainbow letters.
@@honeycomblord9384 CRANKIN MY HOG FOR CHRIST
@@pergproductions Wasn't expecting you to pop up here, but it's a welcome surprise. You make some good videos!
@@honeycomblord9384 I love those memes
Ah, behold the majestic calamity that is "Delusional Blasphemies Destroyed," an album so bewilderingly cacophonous, it makes a kazoo sound like a symphony of drunken elephants attempting ballet!
The lead vocalist, whose vocal cords were clearly harvested from the depths of a haunted accordion, belts out lyrics so nonsensical they could perplex the most seasoned linguist, leaving us all questioning the very existence of coherence itself.
Each track on this auditory abomination feels like a battle between a rabid squirrel and a malfunctioning typewriter, with guitar riffs that meander like a lost hamster in a labyrinth of confusion, desperately searching for melodic solace.
The drumming, oh the drumming! It resembles a frenzied squirrel tap-dancing on a drum set made of Jello, producing a rhythmic calamity that could leave even the most stoic music connoisseur questioning their sanity.
As for the album artwork, it is an avant-garde masterpiece of bewildering absurdity. Imagine a collage of surreal images, like a flamboyant penguin performing brain surgery on a rubber duck, while a rainbow-haired unicorn plays a kazoo in the background, all set against a backdrop of exploding cabbage heads. Truly, a visual feast for those with an insatiable appetite for bewilderment.
"Delusional Blasphemies Destroyed" will undoubtedly carve its own niche in the annals of musical bewilderment, forever etching its name alongside the greats of experimental insanity. So, brace yourself for an auditory journey that defies logic, sanity, and any semblance of musical coherence. Prepare to have your eardrums caressed by the sound of delightful chaos!
honestly chris’s vocals have gotten so rough recently that they’re back to sounding brutal again😂
Tougher than nails is what death metal sounds like to your grandparents
Delusional blasphemies cover is fuckin funny. that shield made me laugh my ass off when I saw it, the whole cover looks like a Christian Facebook dad's Facebook meme 🤣
Tougher Than Nails has the same problem many christian artists have, they care more about preaching than creating great art.
You should use them as background music some time to mess with us haha
The thing about Six Feet Under is they have an insane bass player and drummer. And they still come up with horrible shit. What I really want to know is how did no one in the studio say, "this is fucking garbage"...even more so...how did anyone at the label be like yea this is releasable....
Took a listen to the record for context and I feel like the biggest issue is the fidelity of the recording.
The album is really clearly made from chopped up samples and I actually kinda like it conceptually.
I just feel like this guy could come out with something legitimately great if he took this concept and improved the separation of the instruments.
I haven't listened but DM has so, so many bands that are nondescript, competent but bland. Being especially bad to the extent that you get noticed means you're doing something unique and interesting.
the combination of MS Paint album cover, Movie Maker production value, and Christian(?) lyrics(??) really makes this go all the way around to "so bad it's awesome" tbh, i would wear a t-shirt with that stupid shield logo on it for laughs
Thanks for turning me on to The Shaggs. The album is great!
Tougher Than Nails really gives me the confidence to keep making music. No matter how bad I feel, at least I'm not TTN. Thanks for sharing this gem with the world 👌
6FUs latest album is actually good. It's groovy with unintentionally funny vocals. Dank as fuck.
I had the same reaction with Scab Addict - Eye Popping Noisecore. But funny thing is, Scab addict is intenionally bullshitting. Tougher Than Nails was dead serious...
I have the Shaggs’ “Philosophy of the World” on my iPad and listen to them fairly regularly. Just imagine the drums, the guitar, and the vocals each being played at a different rhythm at the same time. I’d like to see any other band pull that off.
Whats weird is that the music was WRITTEN to sound like that…
Everyone should check out Luciferion and Infestdead. 2 amazing old school 90's death metal bands from Sweden. Highly underrated.
This is the first time i hear death metal with everything done on guitar pro, only the vocals are real
if tougher than nails was a parody it worked
Tougher than nails should be considered an instrument of torture.
Gorguts - Obscura is even worse. It's not Tech Death, or even Death Metal. Obscura made no sense whatsoever. It's hilarious how Gorguts through random chords together and convinced people that Luc was a genius.
Hellhammer's 'Triumph of Death' is one of the most twisted songs I've heard; it isn't really a song but rather the sound effects of your descent into Hell.
I collect CDs and cassettes and sometimes I add one to my collection if it is so absurdly bad (eg Cacator - Exploding Poo) so this band’s albums is now in my CD wishlist on discogs
I checked it out in the description but the album was almost done? I don't remember checking out before lol. But now I think when I was a sleep I think i was listening to some goregrind and this shit was playing after it 😂
I'm not sure this is as 'bad' as you think it is. I have had a quick skip through it and, if intentional, it is just a 'metal' version of the glitch genre. I wouldn't be surprised if the glitched up guitar parts were sampled from something else. It's not my cup of tea, but the way it has been arranged with said glitches might actually be quite clever. I've worked in electronic music for years and there seems, on the surface, to have been some work that has gone into this. I may well be wrong though!
I get what youre saying as it could be a form of cybergrind but there's still the reviews ive read about the album they took down. it was intentionally offensive towards LGBT and was very pro christian in the same attitude of something like what the westboro baptist church preaches. Plus they're signed to a label that everything else is death metal.
the vocals no matter what anyone says are incredibly off note .
what youre saying about Tougher Than Nails in your comment is oddly similar to what Frank Zappa thought of positively when he found interest with The Shaggs.
I know I stated numerous times this is "The Worst Death Metal Band" but its the kind of terrible thats fascinating.
@@wyattxhim I wouldn't say the lyrical content is what makes it bad IMHO. It's the music that's absolute garbage. Some of the best metal I've heard (and I know you can cosign me on this) have lyrical themes that could be considered sketchy.
8:00 and Frank Zappa loved it lol. but seriously, I love that their Grandmothers vision ultimately came true just not in the way that she thought it would.
Ok after listening to their debut, yeah it sounds more like a noise project like Xper.xr instead of a death metal band lol.
I had to hear it, and oh my lord, I've never heard anything like it. I had no idea what the hell was going on and those distortion...drops? Whatever, was killing my ears. I've listen to some bad stuff, but this...this was...crazy. Sounded like an 8 bit midi file that was programmed by a beginner that was recorded through a single blown speaker while it was falling down the stairs. With that being said, I did have glimpses of what it's "supposed" to or "should have" sounded like if it was played by a band with talent. It would be interesting to hear someone cover one of the songs and try to make it sound listenable. Just curious to see if it would actually sound half decent, or still sound like...whatever the hell that is. I've heard of The Shaggs and their story, so I thought it was funny you brought them up. I think Tougher Than Nails is worse.
"everything, and I can't stress this enough, everything is off..." hahahaha this was great
Arise Warrior is what happens when you have NO IDEA how to make music
As an avid gorguts enjoyer, I can say I didn't think tough as nails was THAT bad.
SoulseekQT is always your best friend to find Delusional Blasphemies Destroyed
Arise Warrior: An Avant Garde masterpiece
the band, "Um sure yeah, whatever gets us positive feedback."
OK, so this is what it's like when old people hear Cannibal Corpse or whatever and they're like, "that's just noise, there's no music there."
I found something questionably more humorous. First Born of the Dead - "Self Inflicted Cerebral Zombification" is like Tougher Than Nails but a tech death approach
Dude u should check out this one project I found called “Daeva Angra Mainyu” it is essentially the black metal equivalent to this. I promise you you will be dying within 15 seconds of listening to it I recommend the song “The Cold Cruel Mountains”
I read your comment and checked them out, I bursted out laughing within seconds. The vocals sound like King Diamond being squeezed into a meat grinder.
Thanks, Wyatt, I'm in a chat with Necromantical Memes, and he's flipping shit right now.
Can confirm I’m still flipping my shit. That bass solo killed me multiple times
Oh my god, it's like the worst MySpace cybergrind I've ever heard this is actually amazing.
Bad day + Wyattxhim video = bearable day
@@andtuningforall4957 sorry to hear you’re having a bad day
@@wyattxhim it gets better when i pull the wyattxhim archives hahahahahahahah
I checked it out and liked it to an extent. If they were a noise grind band that was experimenting with some death metal style riffing and stuff it would be pretty good, knowing that's almost certainly not what they're going for makes it bad.
Tougher Than Nails is even funnier to me because I know the guy behind the "record label" they're on. Dude once (unironically) claimed he had gotten PTSD from the Ratchet and Clank fandom apparently harassing him for his Christian beliefs. I wish I was kidding.
I have listened to one minute of Arise Warrior until my brain started to melt.
Thank you, Sir.
TTN are pioneers of a new genre: technically death metal. As in, “Well, it’s TECHNICALLY death metal, but….”
Ive always used The Shaggs as an example of payola. if their dad wasn't richer than god, they would have never been able to get studio time to record an album based on talent (which they didn't have).
You don't magically get studio time based on talent. Either you pay for it or someone else pays for it (your label, your dad, whoever else). It would be an example of payola if they got airplay on radio stations.
Makes sense, but what is the worst black metal band?
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@@jeandelahell9741 wow yeah this is trash
ruclips.net/video/OsOSmC8oh8g/видео.html these guys are really bad
@@vik8596 their vocalist sounds like Dagon (Inquisition) after the wildest party, but overall it doesn't sound so disastrous.
Dimmu Borgir?
The shaggs album is better than all the corporate slop played by commercial radio. Shaggs better then any top ten goyslop band
Also the second album is available for download, you need the wayback machine though
The Evil Dead vocals had me cracking up! Not even 10 minutes in and I had to bail.
It's actually morally correct to **** on Tougher than Nails. They're awful human beings.
"Oh come on, it can't be that bad. Bet I won't even -" (immediately busts out laughing at the opening drumwork)
I just listened to part of tougher than nails - the vocals sound like Cookie Monster with a throat infection, the synchronous tracks seem to be from unrelated “songs,” and the drums do indeed blowout into obnoxious fart noises 😂
The second album is still available on VK Music if anyone's having trouble finding it
It's like being barked at by my pitbull when I listen to them
I unironically kind of like this album. Wish the vocals were quieter, but it's not the worst thing ever
I'd say it's the Trout Mask Replica of metal
Bruh that was 7 whole ass seconds
I can't💀
Trust me dude , when I got into Death Metal back in the late 90’s I never liked Six Feet Under, weird how I can still listen to the early CC records but can’t stand six Feet Under
Am i the only one who thinks that the guitars on Arise Warrior don't even sound real? Like they sound like they've been programmed or something
The Shaggs is the best thing ever
Holy shit Wyatt’s wheeze can cure cancer 😂😂😂
Take any given black metal album from a project run by some guy with a couple dozen listeners on Spotify or wherever. There's a good chance that album sounds way more put together than whatever Tougher than Nails is doing.
Six feet under is the punching bag for metal, nickel back & creed are the punching bag for rock, Tom McDonald is the punching bag for rap
Six Feet Under is just the biggest punching bag Chris Barnes makes the band just a punching bag
But are they tougher than Nails? Those guys are pretty tough.
I like Six Feet Under.... Don't try to Amputate My Mind!!!