Pluto in Therapy (ft. Anna Akana)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2021
  • The emotional toll of going from planet to non-planet weighs heavy on Pluto. She's got a lot of pent-up anger and resentment. (No Neil Degrasse Tysons were injured in the making of this sketch.) Like & Subscribe.
    Huge thank you to Anna! Be sure to check out @Annaakana here: / annaakana​ and the video we made here: • When you and your frie...
    Written by: Julie Nolke
    Actors: Anna Akana & Julie Nolke
    Shot by: Samuel Larson
    Editor: Alec Mckay
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  • @julienolke
    @julienolke  3 года назад +219

    If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️

    • @thomass.4674
      @thomass.4674 3 года назад +6

      Enjoyed??? I'm throwing myself from the chair even after watching 50 times ))))))) THAT BACKSTABBING BITCH Neil DeGrasse Tyson hahahahahaha )))

    • @rolfgates694
      @rolfgates694 3 года назад

      You are both excellent at what you do

    • @odizzido
      @odizzido 3 года назад +1

      I know this video is supposed to be for fun, but for those interested in
      learning more there is a really good video made by PBS spacetime which
      looks at pluto's "demotion" and the history of our view of the solar
      system:
      ruclips.net/video/CzJIWxplAbQ/видео.html
      Also -400C is below absolute zero which is -273. Pluto is around -229.

    • @glenelg9078
      @glenelg9078 3 года назад

      I'd like to know about the rings of Uranus! Sorry, had to make that joke.

    • @annamagrina2459
      @annamagrina2459 2 года назад

      @@odizzido thanks!!! I'll watch the Pluto demotion!!

  • @mkbhd
    @mkbhd 3 года назад +3579

    I’m here for the science jokes always

    • @heisen-bones
      @heisen-bones 3 года назад +133

      Damn MKBHD watches Julie? This is sick

    • @Noneblue39
      @Noneblue39 3 года назад +44

      Wow out of all places lol him here ..’

    • @raphjames6930
      @raphjames6930 3 года назад +22

      Whatttttt how is mkbhd here!?

    • @jonightwing901
      @jonightwing901 3 года назад +16

      Well well well, look who we have here 😎😄

    • @quinncolleran2538
      @quinncolleran2538 3 года назад +10

      Of all places, you can get science jokes you came here. (Btw I mean no offence to this skit it's very funny)

  • @AnnaAkana
    @AnnaAkana 3 года назад +3654

    Same time next week?

    • @MMAli-rq8kd
      @MMAli-rq8kd 3 года назад +31

      That was *unbelievably cool !*
      That line about the husband felt like *Hydrofluoric acid* !

    • @YuiSasazaki
      @YuiSasazaki 3 года назад +28

      I'm shipp u 2 so hard that I don't need to work out anymore.
      Edit: gurl I can't even write straight lmao

    • @zpinn8242
      @zpinn8242 3 года назад +14

      You make a great therapist

    • @kljsfid18
      @kljsfid18 3 года назад +12

      Ur both my fav RUclipsrs of all time!🥳😍❤️

    • @Rafdi13
      @Rafdi13 3 года назад +3

      Yes please yes

  • @artgallerychannel
    @artgallerychannel 3 года назад +1291

    "That's a pretty cold thing to say, Pluto."
    "I'm negative 400 degrees, Denise, you wanna talk cold?"

    • @AmberUnraveled
      @AmberUnraveled 3 года назад +5

      amazing hahahaa

    • @illestvillain1971
      @illestvillain1971 3 года назад +9

      Oh thanks for transcribing the video I just watched. It's a good thing this comment exists, because I watch all videos with the sound off.

    • @SuperMaramau
      @SuperMaramau 3 года назад +13

      @@illestvillain1971 That's a pretty cold thing to say, Ok.

    • @polycrystallinecandy
      @polycrystallinecandy 3 года назад +12

      When you're do depressed you go below negative 273.15 degrees

    • @illestvillain1971
      @illestvillain1971 3 года назад +1

      @@SuperMaramau Ok

  • @stephenkolostyak4087
    @stephenkolostyak4087 3 года назад +611

    "He won't even look at me, nevermind consider exploring me."
    ...I shouldn't laugh at this.

  • @ThisIsTechToday
    @ThisIsTechToday 3 года назад +5925

    When Julie goes down a rabbit hole of learning about Pluto until 4 AM and realizes she needs to figure out how to make that time productive..and we get this banger 😂

  • @GreatConman
    @GreatConman 3 года назад +2983

    She should make sure to keep a friendly Plutonic relationship with the other planets

    • @Skelluii
      @Skelluii 3 года назад +167

      I hate you but your a genius

    • @ArnLPs
      @ArnLPs 3 года назад +121

      "Other planets" implies that Pluto is one.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 года назад +428

      this is good, very good :P

    • @nicoleashley3906
      @nicoleashley3906 3 года назад +11

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @dudefood825
      @dudefood825 3 года назад +10

      I appreciate you a lot I just wanted you to know that.

  • @slowerpicker
    @slowerpicker 3 года назад +733

    “I couldn’t see Sun, because I was caught behind Jupiter’s massive ass.” Funny, funny line.

  • @eagleHatchling
    @eagleHatchling 3 года назад +311

    when ur therapist turns around and calls her therapist after your session

    • @jazzcat9363
      @jazzcat9363 3 года назад +35

      Real talk, therapists need therapists, too. I knew a lady who was seeing a therapist after she attempted suicide (suffered from extreme grief after her husband and child were killed in a car accident). The therapist she was seeing had been in the business for nearly 35 years. She goes in for an appointment one day and finds out that her therapist committed suicide the night before.
      My best friend, who is also a therapist, said that he occasionally goes and sees someone. Being bombarded daily with clients suffering from depression and anger takes a mental toll on therapists. And if they don't go and get themselves taken care of, they're mental health will start to decline as well.

    • @destinychild4659
      @destinychild4659 3 года назад +12

      Therapists often go to other therapists, too, so it won't affect their own life...

    • @Tantalus010
      @Tantalus010 Год назад

      @@destinychild4659 But...if the therapist needs a therapist, then who's the therapist for the therapist's therapist?!!

  • @INNERLMNT
    @INNERLMNT 3 года назад +1843

    "That's a pretty cold thing to say, Pluto."
    "I'm negative 400 degrees, Denise. You wanna talk cold?"
    This fired therapists everywhere with one line

    • @skyfish8781
      @skyfish8781 3 года назад +39

      Angry Kelvin noises

    • @jangustl_wt2358
      @jangustl_wt2358 3 года назад +6

      What a killer line!

    • @Vlog1cal
      @Vlog1cal 3 года назад +11

      Negative 400 degrees isn't even possible...
      The lowest possible value is -273,15 degrees.

    • @vernonff2
      @vernonff2 3 года назад +14

      @@Vlog1cal it's -400 in Fahrenheit

    • @orgazmo686971
      @orgazmo686971 3 года назад +8

      @@Vlog1cal -459.67 F is absolute zero

  • @iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis
    @iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis 3 года назад +1457

    Fun fact: Pluto has a heart-shaped lake filled with poisonous ice.

    • @martij75
      @martij75 3 года назад +101

      Pluto's solely purpose is, The Great Old Ones are hiding there. And waiting.

    • @emilyscloset2648
      @emilyscloset2648 3 года назад +26

      sounds, welcoming... xD

    • @desertblade1874
      @desertblade1874 3 года назад +134

      I bet that poisonous ice has all the accumulated dark feelings and sorrows of billions of years of emotional torture and abuse from the other planets

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 года назад +376

      very "on brand"

    • @NaiveDJack
      @NaiveDJack 3 года назад +37

      don't we all

  • @astrojolie6535
    @astrojolie6535 3 года назад +326

    Can you do more planets go to therapy? They don’t have to be depressed like have the sun be a complete narcissist 😂😂✨

    • @figthegiant9324
      @figthegiant9324 3 года назад +47

      ‘Why shouldn’t I be full of myself? Everyone revolves around me!’

    • @baggedboy
      @baggedboy 3 года назад +5

      The world does kinda revolve around sun

    • @hks2377
      @hks2377 3 года назад +1

      😆

    • @rohankhubchandani3694
      @rohankhubchandani3694 2 года назад +5

      omg yes it would be so funny

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 2 года назад +1

      @@baggedboy Not really... not at all actually 😂. The only things that do are OUR solar system's celestial bodies (planets, dwarf planets, asteroids, and comets). Our sun revolves around our galaxy's supermassive black hole. The galaxy doesn't revolve around anything as far as we know, it's just shooting in one direction at 600km/s I believe?

  • @greghannibal
    @greghannibal 3 года назад +272

    So THAT'S why my therapist never discusses his home life with me...

    • @soniiabaybee
      @soniiabaybee 3 года назад +13

      Because they don’t get paid to talk about their issues smh. They only there to help you.

    • @destinychild4659
      @destinychild4659 3 года назад +7

      @@soniiabaybee But also because they want to have some privacy and something like this could happen...

    • @eileensnow6153
      @eileensnow6153 3 года назад +19

      My therapist shares too much about his personal life, he’s trying to relate to me but I’m like “you do realize that the more you’re a human being and not a Therapy Machine the more I’ll start relating to you and trying to please you instead of actually prioritizing my mental health right??”

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 3 года назад +542

    "C'mon Pluto, you're bigger than that."
    "AM I?"
    I think we all saw this line coming. LOL

    • @nikolakrawczuk7206
      @nikolakrawczuk7206 3 года назад +13

      I saw that line from 4.67 billion miles away.

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl 3 года назад

      I knew a size joke would be in this.

  • @shashankrn471
    @shashankrn471 3 года назад +700

    “Why you need this label when it changes nothing inherently about you.”
    Brb re-evaluating my life.

    • @tracycrawford6826
      @tracycrawford6826 3 года назад +22

      Labels? Labels? Why are we so stuck on labels? Changes nothing? (Moment of realization...) WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!! Argggh!

    • @timucinharkonnen2699
      @timucinharkonnen2699 3 года назад +9

      Having a positive identity crisis:
      I am me. I don't need to be a member of an imaginary club to be me.

    • @SahloFolina2161
      @SahloFolina2161 3 года назад +2

      @@timucinharkonnen2699 Good for you, bro!

    • @TurboExit
      @TurboExit 3 года назад +4

      Labels don't change anything inherently about you but they definitely DO change how others view and treat you.

  • @ayanuiwoman
    @ayanuiwoman 3 года назад +49

    As a therapist, I must give you both kudos on how this session was portrayed. It really reminded me of the emotions, techniques, and relationships between therapist and client. Good job!!!

  • @michaeladaniel1144
    @michaeladaniel1144 3 года назад +155

    WTF Why is nobody mentioning Julie's top-notch acting here?! I really felt that. Poor pluto :(

  • @Linkyxclo
    @Linkyxclo 3 года назад +718

    "I couldn't see Sun, because I was caught behind Jupiter's massive ass." 😭😭

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 3 года назад +3

      Underrated comment.

    • @toriless
      @toriless 3 года назад +5

      Yeah. it was filled with gases.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 года назад +1

      it wasn't Saturn's anus. it was uranus

  • @Loopyman105
    @Loopyman105 3 года назад +863

    The realest part was when the therapist was 15 minutes late

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 3 года назад +24

      Yep. Mine called 15 minutes late yesterday, just to tell me she wanted to cancel for the day.

    • @janets7291
      @janets7291 3 года назад +6

      @Otto_Maddox Doctor's offices are the same, everywhere. You could be commenting on my doctor specifically!

    • @theTrend7
      @theTrend7 3 года назад

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @voicedbilabialtrill2514
      @voicedbilabialtrill2514 3 года назад +5

      That's why I'm always on time for my morning appointments. I can't bear the responsibility of me being late cascading through the whole schedule for the day.

    • @timucinharkonnen2699
      @timucinharkonnen2699 3 года назад +1

      15 minutes late but when the hour is over it's over. It's a little bit hypocrite but I get it. Therapists can afford this.

  • @RafukaMillan
    @RafukaMillan 3 года назад +38

    "Why you need this label when it changes nothing inherently about you?" I didn't expect I would be reevaluating my life when I clicked on this video

  • @lassesipila6418
    @lassesipila6418 3 года назад +66

    Pluto: Year 2005. They still haven't realized I'm not a planet.

  • @whompthereiti5
    @whompthereiti5 3 года назад +793

    "I shouldn't have said it to your face" is such a Drunk Pluto in a bath robe thing to say.

  • @CrimsonTemplar2
    @CrimsonTemplar2 3 года назад +540

    “Come on Pluto, you’re bigger than that.”
    “Am I? Am I bigger?!? Obviously not enough to still be a planet.”
    I lost it there. Great work you two.

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 3 года назад +2

      All I could think was that Pluto's size wasn't the reason for it losing it's status, but the fact that it hasn't cleared it's orbit. And yeah, I'm fun at parties, cause I go to parties with more weird nerds like me.

    • @Tantalus010
      @Tantalus010 Год назад

      @@creativedesignation7880 It really was sort of its size...at least in part. There were doubts among astronomers about Pluto's planet status due to its strange orbital characteristics (Pluto's orbit is significantly different in several ways than any of the eight major planets) going back to like the 1970s. We started to find lots of objects out there that had similar orbital characteristics as Pluto, but were too small to be considered planets. Then, in 2005, we discovered Eris: an object out in Pluto's neck of the woods that shared its weird orbital parameters, and at the time, we thought it was larger than Pluto (turns out it's actually a little smaller, but more massive than Pluto). Since we thought it was bigger than Pluto, it led some to start calling Eris the tenth planet. That was basically the straw that broke the camel's back and led to the IAU's reclassification debate in 2006.
      So, yes, the criterion you mention is the official reason Pluto isn't a major planet anymore, but as usual, reality is messier than that (astronomy pun not intended).

  • @MaybeIMental
    @MaybeIMental 3 года назад +106

    “I got caught in an alignment with Uranus...”
    Teehee, alignment.

    • @deepsleep7822
      @deepsleep7822 3 года назад +3

      And, then, the Uranus joke, not disappointed.

  • @dr.featherbottom
    @dr.featherbottom 3 года назад +485

    I THINK WE ALL APPRECIATED THE APPROPRIATE USE OF URANUS JOKES HERE.

    • @LucaBissaro
      @LucaBissaro 3 года назад +6

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnd that’s the comment I was searching for

    • @bemasaberwyn55
      @bemasaberwyn55 3 года назад +1

      😜

  • @StevenDavisonYT
    @StevenDavisonYT 3 года назад +300

    "Okay..because I'm in the sky, that's why your husband left you" Love it 😂

    • @MMAli-rq8kd
      @MMAli-rq8kd 3 года назад +5

      That line is the *meanest thing Julie has ever said* and the tone was ... like conc. Hydrofluoric acid

    • @bemasaberwyn55
      @bemasaberwyn55 3 года назад

      @@MMAli-rq8kd well she is -400°

  • @TrishTruitt
    @TrishTruitt 3 года назад +4

    Interestingly enough, the declassification of Pluto as a planet, ended up creating a whole new classification called Planetoids, which then elevated the status of several other smaller bodies such as Ceres, Eris, Haumea, and Makemake. Go Pluto, the great liberator.

  • @gillian32
    @gillian32 3 года назад +54

    Wow, Julie finally stopped talking to herself.

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland 3 года назад +212

    The brilliance of a therapist just flattering and distracting an incredibly fragile and egotistical client so they keep coming back every week. Too real

    • @TheFren
      @TheFren 3 года назад +17

      Right now glad I live in a country where therapy is a health service and checked for effectiveness

    • @tirsden
      @tirsden 3 года назад +6

      @@TheFren - Must be nice. I gave up years ago even though I still need it, because I got tired of having one bad therapist after another. The one I went to the longest eventually left me sitting in the waiting room for an entire appointment, then claimed the front desk people hadn't IM'd her that I was here... like it's their job to micromanage her schedule. Same lady would most often be 15 minutes late when she did bother to pretend she cared I was there, yet I was always making sure I left her office at the top of the hour so that the next person could have a proper appointment time.

    • @TheScamr
      @TheScamr 3 года назад

      It helps when the client has billable insurance.

  • @kevincarberry9639
    @kevincarberry9639 3 года назад +361

    I’d hate to see Pluto before all her “progress”

    • @toriless
      @toriless 3 года назад +4

      Mirror Pluto

    • @CharliMorganMusic
      @CharliMorganMusic 3 года назад +3

      I want to see it NOW

    • @rnbrockstar6591
      @rnbrockstar6591 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha @Kevin Carberry i can give u my ex's number they seems to be very similar

  • @Quickonomics
    @Quickonomics 3 года назад +72

    That was without a doubt the best acting portrayal of a planet I have ever seen. :)

  • @NicolaMonk
    @NicolaMonk 3 года назад +28

    I'm a social worker and I love this because it showcases everything NOT to do during a counseling session lol.

  • @stevens4641
    @stevens4641 3 года назад +385

    You and Anna are like magic together this is hilarious.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 года назад +74

      She is amazing!

    • @pHD77
      @pHD77 3 года назад +14

      @@julienolke and so are you 👍
      Got hooked on the 'talking to past self' series' - totally love that series.
      I'm actually rooting for more episodes. There are plenty of other topics than covid and terrible political events to include in those talks. Like future bad relationsships, bad purchases made... hell, bad hair days with a one-day-into-the-future Julie warning her past self NOT to go ANYWHERE 😁
      Keep that creative mind of yours in high gear - we're all loving your stuff.

    • @nredsa
      @nredsa 3 года назад +7

      @@pHD77 yes! future Julie shows up rich with all the money she made from gamestop stocks.

    • @pHD77
      @pHD77 3 года назад +1

      @@nredsa I can almost see that skit happening 😁

  • @PatronHall
    @PatronHall 3 года назад +118

    "Why do you want this label when it changes nothing inherently about you?"
    Mmm. Felt that one.

    • @CarlForde
      @CarlForde 3 года назад +4

      because it changes everyone's relationship with me. It's about me! I'm important too. If I'm a planet, then they'll have to respect me. I'm not just some ice--princess wall-flower.

  • @seethelittlethings
    @seethelittlethings 3 года назад +63

    Denise isn’t a terrible therapist, quite the opposite Pluto.

  • @Pepa14pig
    @Pepa14pig 3 года назад +43

    “I got caught in a line with Uranus and Neptune”
    Don’t worry, Pluto, it won’t happend again in next few houndred years 😉😉

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 3 года назад

      That doesn't mean they won't talk shit about Pluto 😭

  • @corvusdove874
    @corvusdove874 3 года назад +587

    Denise should totally point out to Pluto that being a planet is a bit overrated anyway. I mean, if Pluto ONLY KNEW what Zeus gave this woman Pandora and what happened to Earth because of them! For some reason, I feel like Denise is remarkably aware of that fact...

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 3 года назад +3

      You went off on a very random tangent

    • @savvivixen8490
      @savvivixen8490 3 года назад +5

      @@solarprogeny6736 You haven't seen that other video, have you? You really should; it's friggin hilarious.

  • @jaybutler779
    @jaybutler779 3 года назад +211

    “Because I’m in the sky, that’s why your husband left you.” My jaw dropped

    • @ladababko
      @ladababko 3 года назад +5

      Could you please explain this thing to me? 😅 It seems like I'm the only one who didn't get it

    • @Madwand99
      @Madwand99 3 года назад +13

      @@ladababko It's an astrology joke.

    • @ladababko
      @ladababko 3 года назад +9

      @@Madwand99 Yup, that's why I asked for the explanation

    • @elleenelleen
      @elleenelleen 3 года назад +25

      @@ladababko That's basically it - she's making fun of astrology aka people believing that certain positions of planets/stars hold answers to the chaotic mess that is our life. E.g. someone might believe that Pluto being in a certain position in the sky was "responsible" for their spouse leaving them etc.

    • @monkiram
      @monkiram 3 года назад +4

      My first thought was when people say "Pluto is in retrograde" (or maybe it's Jupiter that people talk about being in retrograde when things go badly? I'm not sure, I know nothing about astrology)

  • @thomasf.9717
    @thomasf.9717 3 года назад +102

    My mind while watching this video:
    negative 400 degrees?
    Wait, that doesn't exist.
    Oh, she's talking about Fahrenheit, isn't she?

    • @BruceK10032
      @BruceK10032 3 года назад +5

      I think Pluto is more like -390°F.

    • @tim_davidson6344
      @tim_davidson6344 2 года назад +2

      @@BruceK10032 rounding error...

  • @a.henderson9559
    @a.henderson9559 3 года назад +17

    I kept seeing this in my recommended section, until I finally caved, and watched a skit about Pluto in therapy. I don't regret caving.

  • @PKSparkxxDH
    @PKSparkxxDH 3 года назад +500

    0:55 Holy crap...I was just coming for a laugh, not a life perspective altering quote slammed into my face. Stop making me actually feel better, Julie, and just make me laugh!!

    • @chelsc31
      @chelsc31 3 года назад +4

      I'm pretty sure that's a quote from Coach Carter 😅

    • @kendallgibson8370
      @kendallgibson8370 3 года назад +6

      It’s a Marianne Williamson quote, from “A Return to Love”

    • @daemn42
      @daemn42 3 года назад +5

      @@kendallgibson8370 Which is often falsely attributed to Nelson Mandela because he used it in his inauguration speech.

    • @daemn42
      @daemn42 3 года назад +26

      FWIW, the whole quote is.. "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn’t serve the world.”

    • @ktiffany5904
      @ktiffany5904 3 года назад +6

      @@daemn42 thank you for the full quote

  • @beliasphyre3497
    @beliasphyre3497 3 года назад +239

    Pluto is more than a planet to me. She is my guiding star.

    • @toriless
      @toriless 3 года назад

      I thought that dog was male.

    • @a_cool_person4693
      @a_cool_person4693 3 года назад +1

      The god the planet is named after is also male

  • @paddywhack9261
    @paddywhack9261 3 года назад +11

    Pluto runs circles around the entire solar system: ponder THAT!

  • @mushu-the-cat
    @mushu-the-cat 2 года назад +1

    i still love that almost everyone feels so bad for pluto and kinda personally attacked since it is declared ‘not a planet’.
    pluto didn’t deserve this!

  • @ThatBoomerDude56
    @ThatBoomerDude56 3 года назад +17

    Pluto never did really like us. Ever since we discovered it, it's always been terribly cold and distant.

  • @DayBlade57
    @DayBlade57 3 года назад +166

    "Take a fucking social cue, Denise!"
    That came so very much out of left field, I'm still processing how hard that made me laugh 😂

    • @justinmeyerr
      @justinmeyerr 3 года назад +7

      Yeah this was hands down amazing delivery. Out of know where 😇😂

  • @woman7243
    @woman7243 3 года назад +23

    "I shouldn't have said it to your face, anyways." 😂😂😂. The way they come up with the dialog is so perfect and unique. It's things people are probably thinking and want to say, but don't say it (depending on who you are). Us girls. I just love the videos!

  • @musicman24X
    @musicman24X 3 года назад +17

    "Come on Pluto, you're bigger than that."
    Me: Well, considering there are moons that are bigger...

  • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
    @ireallyreallyhategoogle 3 года назад +155

    "No Neil Degrasse Tysons were injured in the making of this sketch."
    Not so sure, that was a sick burn, it might leave a scar.

  • @JohnWilliams-cr2sz
    @JohnWilliams-cr2sz 3 года назад +113

    "I'm negative 400 degrees, Denise"
    No idea why, but that line just killed me. I always love seeing you and Anna making videos together, they are always an absolute delight!

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 3 года назад +2

      Because that temperature is in Fahrenheit while she's Canadian and Canada uses the metric system. She should have been saying -240C.

    • @JohnWilliams-cr2sz
      @JohnWilliams-cr2sz 3 года назад

      @@HariSeldon913 That wasn't it. I completely forgot that Canada doesn't use Fahrenheit

  • @Beccinams
    @Beccinams 3 года назад +16

    Everyone needs to tweet this to NDT everyday forever (or until he shows up for couples therapy!)!!!

  • @ErykaSoleil
    @ErykaSoleil 3 года назад +7

    I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU AS A PLANET, PLUTO! 😭😭😭
    Also, there's actually some good therapeutic advice in here, *and* a scientific article I didn't know about. It's a threefer!

  • @bruradagast
    @bruradagast 3 года назад +199

    Neil deGrasse Tyson needs to see this right now 🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @mrdan5943
      @mrdan5943 3 года назад +2

      Wait this video been uploaded 5 minutes ago your comment is 16 hours ago?
      Guess RUclips is drunk 😆

    • @saragoucha5244
      @saragoucha5244 3 года назад +9

      @@mrdan5943 I think patreon can see it before

    • @bruradagast
      @bruradagast 3 года назад

      @@saragoucha5244 exactly

    • @resnak
      @resnak 3 года назад +4

      YES!! Share this with Neil! Tweet it, comment it all over! I would love to see him and Julie collaborate on a sequel

  • @RedRooster9
    @RedRooster9 3 года назад +175

    "I'm NEGATIVE 400 DEGREES, Denise, you wanna talk about cold???" HAHAHA

    • @desbugfan8429
      @desbugfan8429 3 года назад +2

      Dude are you a time traveler

    • @kumbaya69421
      @kumbaya69421 3 года назад +2

      15hrs ago.... how, i may ask

    • @missesfroggy
      @missesfroggy 3 года назад

      wtf what's you secret to be that early? Tell me or I call Saturn

    • @cloaksandghosts
      @cloaksandghosts 3 года назад

      @@kumbaya69421 i refreshed the page just to check if i was mistaken....

    • @RedRooster9
      @RedRooster9 3 года назад

      @@kumbaya69421 I'm a Patreon supporter. We get early access.

  • @douglasauclair3086
    @douglasauclair3086 11 месяцев назад +1

    Er. Mi. Josh! This is EXACTLY what I feel, as Pluto! You captured all my anger, frustration, and betrayal perfectly.
    Now, lashing out. I never considered that as an option. I was just like: "No fair! Why?" But you took this therapy session to a whole 'nother level!
    Respect.

  • @FilipMagnus
    @FilipMagnus 3 года назад +7

    Please, never stop collaborating. Everything you two do separately is gold; put together, it's...damn.

  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 3 года назад +34

    Neil's been real quiet since this dropped

  • @shaungrove5480
    @shaungrove5480 3 года назад +69

    Pluto still a planet to me no matter what the experts say.

    • @soniiabaybee
      @soniiabaybee 3 года назад

      Same. They wont take away my childhood.

    • @TheNotoriousDUDE
      @TheNotoriousDUDE 3 года назад +1

      @@soniiabaybee The... the technical label of a celestial object was a significant part of your childhood?

  • @asmakitto
    @asmakitto Год назад +2

    I love this tradition that Anna Akana is the actor to call when it’s cosmic matters, first Pandora and now Pluto. Plz keep it up. You acting skills are phenomenal together🥰

  • @rjrondonleon
    @rjrondonleon 2 года назад +1

    “You’re bigger than that”. That was gold

  • @ruindata408
    @ruindata408 3 года назад +54

    "He won't even look at me!" I'm dying! 😂

    • @MotorCityPhoenix313
      @MotorCityPhoenix313 3 года назад +2

      the delivery with the facial expressions got me 😂😂😂

  • @The3Sees
    @The3Sees 3 года назад +152

    I'm concerned about Charon, it seems Pluto doesn't value their relationship.

    • @PyoreBliss
      @PyoreBliss 3 года назад

      Came here to say this!

    • @TheLarainsd
      @TheLarainsd 3 года назад +1

      @ the3sees.... WHO is "Charon" ❓❓🤔

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 3 года назад +4

      @@TheLarainsd Charon is Pluto's dance partner. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charon_(moon)

    • @migueltrujillo8929
      @migueltrujillo8929 3 года назад +7

      Charon got friend-zoned.

    • @robhendrikx2198
      @robhendrikx2198 3 года назад +8

      To be fair: they're still pretty close.

  • @CharlesStacyII
    @CharlesStacyII 2 года назад +1

    Finally! Someone get how I feel about Pluto She will always be a planet in my heart!!!

  • @fargoflagrant7796
    @fargoflagrant7796 3 года назад +52

    Imagine getting grilled like this by a ball of ice. Denise, I'm looking at you.

  • @cimglett9116
    @cimglett9116 3 года назад +20

    Can we agree that all the puns hit a boiling point with "shove my temper up Uranus" :D

  • @kit_kat_hi
    @kit_kat_hi 3 года назад +1

    Pluto will forever be a planet in my heart

  • @walkerb1734
    @walkerb1734 3 года назад +9

    This is just gold! Who else could turn the 9th planet in the solar system into a great comedy skit!?!?! Simply awesome Julie!

  • @iken.4751
    @iken.4751 3 года назад +51

    As someone who’s gone through a lot of emotional trauma lately. Julie plays that trauma so well.

    • @TheFren
      @TheFren 3 года назад

      Guess it's real in parts

  • @arvideriksson
    @arvideriksson 3 года назад +107

    she's right, though. Everyone wants to be explored by Neil Degrasse Tyson

  • @michaellavoice3807
    @michaellavoice3807 3 года назад +5

    "I'm negative 400 degrees, you wanna talk cold?"
    CLASSIC.

  • @twisted8ight
    @twisted8ight 3 года назад

    I'm glad Pluto seems to be working through this period and eventually come around.

  • @finneh6145
    @finneh6145 3 года назад +9

    Pluto will always be a planet in my heart.
    Especially because every Whovian knows you never skip 9.

  • @chavem
    @chavem 3 года назад +26

    I can already feel that this comet section will be 🌌spacey🌌

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 года назад +5

      lol I see what you did there

  • @joemonture5200
    @joemonture5200 5 месяцев назад

    This still is one of the best dynamic interaction between two creatives, and the dynamics between their worlds. They feel so real :) Pluto with the W

  • @MotorCityPhoenix313
    @MotorCityPhoenix313 3 года назад

    I'm fascinated by the vein in pluto's neck that connects with the line on her shirt

  • @superwae
    @superwae 3 года назад +22

    Julie is like a great actor. To show emotion while also being funny, this is some next-level comedy lol

  • @Thehouseoffail
    @Thehouseoffail 3 года назад +40

    This is the kind of irreverent Julie Nolke content I am here for.

  • @yakyakgaming1027
    @yakyakgaming1027 3 месяца назад

    I like how she offered a solution. Not all of us are stars or planets. But in the world of comets you could be a rare one.

  • @polyMATHY_Luke
    @polyMATHY_Luke 3 года назад +3

    Hahahahaha 😂 I'm so glad I did a video about Pluto recently. This feels so timely! I love you, Julie! 💫

  • @amalie7218
    @amalie7218 3 года назад +28

    This legit made me a bit sad because Pluto has always been my favourite"planet"/ space thing

    • @seasons1146
      @seasons1146 3 года назад

      Comet*

    • @pursuitsoflife.6119
      @pursuitsoflife.6119 3 года назад

      Dwarf planet

    • @pursuitsoflife.6119
      @pursuitsoflife.6119 3 года назад +1

      It has a beautiful moon called Charon that actually pulls Pluto of of its place because it's relatively larger compared to other moons!

    • @EamonWill
      @EamonWill 3 года назад

      Yeah, I was actually angry when they said Pluto was no longer considered a planet because it was always my favorite too. 🤣

    • @Dobbyjuliet
      @Dobbyjuliet 3 года назад

      @@EamonWill Pluto will ALWAYS be a planet to me and everyone can fight me on that, Pluto was and always will be my favorite planet ever since I was a kid, don’t know what but I had like a serious fascination 😅

  • @AbhishekDutta29292
    @AbhishekDutta29292 3 года назад +37

    Maybe Pluto should just stop giving fs about these guys and hangout with people like itself in the Kuiper belt!
    She fits in almost perfectly!

    • @GR46404
      @GR46404 3 года назад +6

      Yep, she and Eris and Haumea and Makemake could form a band or a bowling team or whatever they like to do out there. It would probably be too far for Ceres to make it, though.

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 3 года назад +2

    Out of every single, non-sentient planetary body, Pluto has always had my greatest sympathies.

  • @DannyBlack
    @DannyBlack 3 года назад +1

    Came over here from Petey McPirate!!! great stuff Julie :)

  • @reallifepsych3309
    @reallifepsych3309 3 года назад +11

    QUEENS!! Thank you both!! 👑👑

  • @shart7660
    @shart7660 3 года назад +55

    "At least I'm not covered in gaseous farts"
    I was literally dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @garymenezes6888
    @garymenezes6888 3 года назад +3

    "You know what the astrologers say..." oooooo you slipped that one in, naughty, but I like it

  • @criticallol3039
    @criticallol3039 3 года назад +1

    Anna is quite a good intergalactic therapist. She defused that negative conversation very effectively and turned it around positively.

  • @CaptainPlainJaneway
    @CaptainPlainJaneway 3 года назад +5

    Pluto is that planet that peaked in high school. It used to be cool but is now a cold failure of a rock that survives on the self validation of "hey remember the good ol' days when I was in the Solar System?" when no even learns about it anymore.
    My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Nine... Please get some help, Pluto. You're making everyone sad.

  • @akhragee
    @akhragee 3 года назад +23

    "You know I always thought I'd look good with a tail."
    Pluto is a furry confirmed!

  • @gregoryjamesaustin
    @gregoryjamesaustin 3 месяца назад

    Julie’s creativity and humor is outstanding.

  • @littlejourneyseverywhere
    @littlejourneyseverywhere 3 года назад

    Pluto, you'll always be a planet in the solar system of my heart!
    -A 90's Kid ❤️

  • @ThaliaVitalis
    @ThaliaVitalis 3 года назад +5

    "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us." ❤😱

    • @Checkmate1138
      @Checkmate1138 3 года назад +1

      That's so true! It's unfortunate how we often fail to realize this. We always are our own worst enemy.

    • @ThaliaVitalis
      @ThaliaVitalis 3 года назад +1

      @@Checkmate1138 Right?? Well said

  • @moulishree9214
    @moulishree9214 3 года назад +22

    I was extremely sad and on a verge of crying, opened YT and saw two of my fav RUclipsrs collaborating, made everything much less worse. Thank you ❤️

    • @davidstorrs
      @davidstorrs 3 года назад +1

      I hope things improve for you, Moulishree.

    • @kljsfid18
      @kljsfid18 3 года назад

      Yes, saaaaaame ❤️😍🥳

  • @erin1499
    @erin1499 3 года назад +1

    At 2:50 the vein standing out in Julie’s neck lines up perfectly with the seam of her sweater. It’s very satisfying ☺️

  • @elliaforsyth5638
    @elliaforsyth5638 3 года назад

    3:15 kind of a side note but having labels, while having it not having one doesn’t change the one who does or doesn’t have the label it does change how they’re treated and thought of. When I tell someone that I’m on the autism spectrum they’re usually more ready to accept that I process things differently and thus might have challenges that they don’t and so having that label of “someone on the autism spectrum” has been really helpful.

  • @whitebear224
    @whitebear224 3 года назад +13

    Julie just straight up cussing for 4 minutes straight is amazing

    • @suckadick7754
      @suckadick7754 3 года назад

      That's cool. But, you know youtube might demonetize this video which would be a big shame

  • @evanjohnson4559
    @evanjohnson4559 3 года назад +5

    Ok, I’ve accepted that Julie and Anna need to go into business together and start their own media company

  • @parthrao
    @parthrao 3 года назад +2

    You deserve all 8 billion people's attention you beautiful brain love you

  • @obsessedwithart231
    @obsessedwithart231 2 года назад +1

    In science class we have several discussions whether Pluto was really a planet and the whole time I was feeling really bad for Pluto. She’s had enough guys, let her feel happy for once.

  • @nakulshyamkumar9122
    @nakulshyamkumar9122 3 года назад +19

    "Because I'm in the sky, that's why your husband left you" hahaha 😂

    • @ladababko
      @ladababko 3 года назад

      Could you please explain this thing to me? 😅 It seems like I'm the only one who didn't get it

    • @LAWSON08
      @LAWSON08 3 года назад +1

      @@ladababko Venus in challenging aspect to Pluto be like that
      But we have to pretend astrology is fake
      Just smile and nod