My cousin who's been playing mc for years hasn't beaten the dragon on easy mode, yet this legend went in on hardcore mode and beat the ender dragon with two pedals and a frickin steering wheel.
@@cyberneticcherrybomber5318 bruh don't chicken out. If you're scared, THERE'S NO POINT going there. You must be prepared for death if you come to The End. You can also prepare some backup gear, you know.
Uhhh its honestly depends cuz most people Can beat Ender dragon and im sure you guys Can do it its just that you guys want to have fun on survival and not focus on beating the game
nah, the actual manual farming part was actually the laziest part of the war. The half of the war where he was upgrading the minnions, leveling up pets, getting more slots, and flycatchers, THAT was the hard part.
@@mistermoee it's actually so that technoblade could cross bodies of water with his car easily. however, this technique requires an incredibly high iq to master. thats why nobody ever bridges with cars.
1. *finding diamond* "there's only 1 diamond, which i'm not thrilled abt.. but maybe there's more-" *there's more diamond* 2. *mining coal* "i mean i might as well, maybe there's some diamonds on the otherside of this coal" *there's diamond on the otherside of this coal* 3. *going to the nether* "im gonna spawn above a pit of lava, here we g0" *spawns over a pit of lava* technoblade just speaks things into existence, that's how powerful he is
king, I know you aren't with us anymore, but thank you. You've inspired me to beat Minecraft hardcore with a stylus. wish me luck from the realms above. :) Edit: We win these.
@@Thecodytree Putting together the footage in what spare time I've got. Which is not a lot between all my other work. It'll be on my YT channel eventually.
@HadOOFken it wasn't the year of the pig when the video was recorded... I understand the joke and I might get wooooshed but I want to strike y'all with facts Update: I got wooooshed :(
And that was the true reason why he placed a crafting table in the Dream vs Technoblade duel. Yep. There was no other reason, don't even think about it.
The main reason why the comment section is still active even after years is because Techno doesn't upload and we are left rewatching his old content like some drug addicts suffering from withdrawal syndrome.
I like how even though the camera is reversed, the audio is out of sync, and the bottom half of the screen is cut off, this is still his most viewed video.
“Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?” “I beat minecraft hardcore mode.” “That ain’t that tough.” “With a steering wheel.” “Oh- sorry. Right this way, sir.”
Which of the two do you think is the best?? Dream's Manhunt plays or Technoblade's playing Minecraft Hardcore with the steeing wheel??? Please guess because I'm both fan of Dream and Technoblade
Not gonna lie. I was going to watch a few seconds of this for the novelty, but you managed to make me enjoy all 21 minutes and 28 seconds of watching a dude beat hardcore Minecraft with a steering wheel. Kudos.
techno gasp moments bcuz why not: 3:31 4:05 5:08 6:52 8:14 9:12 11:17 14:34 16:18 anyways, i think that's it (sorry if i missed any!) RIP techno, he truly was a great one. (especially since he somehow beat minecraft only using a steering wheel lol)
Vern there probably aren’t even any and even if there are, it’s a steering wheel controller, it’s not going to be the most responsive thing most likely.
the fact that in the middle of the video i literally forgot he was playing with a steering wheel and remembered only when he accidentally almost stepped on the pressure plate in a dessert pyramid lol
he completes this challenge on his first try while years ago I couldn’t get past the nether on a keyboard/mouse I think it’s true. *Techno never dies.*
I've been playing minecraft off and on since 2017 on xbox...... Techno was better at the game with a steering wheel than I am with full netherite armor and a controller....
Those aren't even hard shots for techno because they are stationary targets and he had power 5, it only gets hard when you have no power and are aiming at moving targets, also I do know that he was hitting an insane number of shots on the ender dragon but that is similar because it moves in a very predictable way
My cousin who's been playing mc for years hasn't beaten the dragon on easy mode, yet this legend went in on hardcore mode and beat the ender dragon with two pedals and a frickin steering wheel.
I've never beaten the ender dragon as well, usually stuck in the overworld cuz I'm scared if losing all my shit when I find the portal.
@@cyberneticcherrybomber5318 bruh don't chicken out. If you're scared, THERE'S NO POINT going there. You must be prepared for death if you come to The End. You can also prepare some backup gear, you know.
@@levantri2412 I suppose so.
Uhhh its honestly depends cuz most people Can beat Ender dragon and im sure you guys Can do it its just that you guys want to have fun on survival and not focus on beating the game
@@cyberneticcherrybomber5318 try it man it's simpler than you think.
Technoblade 2017: too lazy to reverse camera
Technoblade 2020: so yeah i farmed potatoes 11 hours a day for 9 months
11 hours? He farmed for 20
And that's quality content
nah, the actual manual farming part was actually the laziest part of the war. The half of the war where he was upgrading the minnions, leveling up pets, getting more slots, and flycatchers, THAT was the hard part.
Why is he farming potatoes? I am missing a joke or something?
@@jaimeg309 no, your just missing knowledge of the greatest trilogy to exist.
Watch the great potato war to understand what I mean
Techno: how do you speed bridge
Uh, sir this is your driving test...
Why is there a car making a bridge?
@@mistermoee hahaha
@@mistermoee it's actually so that technoblade could cross bodies of water with his car easily. however, this technique requires an incredibly high iq to master. thats why nobody ever bridges with cars.
@@mistermoee technocar
@@ccomicc But what will the car be? 🤔
The way this man speaks during gameplay is the only way I can describe the way my old co-op group talks while on vc. This is gold.
Technoblade at orphanage : Ah yeah pvp
I can imagine him punching kids for no reason and shouting " pvp " 🤣
FBI!!!
Lol
That would be the 2nd worst thing that happened to these orphans
@@krxptoz8849 whats the worst thing?
i feel like i shouldn't be asking but i am
I love technos like- ahhhh because it lets you know, that he’s not completely dead inside, and that he’s excited.
Right
TRUEEEE
@Gabriella Mayer u mean monotone
Me to
It’s his ADHD uwu
Love how his bow accuracy with the steering wheel is still better than most youtubers using those expensive gamer mice
.
q.q wat
q.q r/whoosh
SFDGCV YSETDRFYHG 😂
q.q oh k
Imagine beating minecraft with a steering wheel. I can't even win a racing game in the arcade. Technoblade's the best and Technoblade never dies 👑🐷❤
❤
👑🐷❤️
Name checks out
rip techno blade 😢
Technoblade never dies😢
1. *finding diamond* "there's only 1 diamond, which i'm not thrilled abt.. but maybe there's more-"
*there's more diamond*
2. *mining coal* "i mean i might as well, maybe there's some diamonds on the otherside of this coal"
*there's diamond on the otherside of this coal*
3. *going to the nether* "im gonna spawn above a pit of lava, here we g0"
*spawns over a pit of lava*
technoblade just speaks things into existence, that's how powerful he is
Also when he was going back into the over world and said that he doesn’t have to worry about spawning above giant pools of lava.
Yeetus Defeetus ITS A STREAM HOW COULD HE FAKE IT LOLLL
I mean, he says the pit of lava thing like everytime soooo
Master of manifestation
Technoblade is a God. The Blood God. He won't ever cheat. Never ever. NoWon't Even Dare. Never in a million years. Never.
You have an ungodly amount of patience
that or you're just lacking a human soul
Mydoeza guessing the second one
Lacking a soul, have you seen his videos?
Both
Well he's a pig, so technically he does lack a human soul.
Mydoeza i didn't even have enough patience to watch the video from the beginning
Techno: I have a steering wheel setup
Car enthusiasts: yoo that’s sick what do you play? Gran Tourismo? Forza? NFS?
Techno: *minecraft*
HYRI :3 racing game players would be like what is that pleb setup omg
Techno: minecraft....
@@guardrailhitter bruh it dosent even have force feedback
Farouk Musa if the wheel had force feedback this video would be so much more entertaining
NFS carbon
I refuse to believe that Technoblade isn't Isekai'd into a Minecraft world similar to the Animation v Minecraft series. He's just too good at the game
Fr
No, Hytale his is the hardest boss + dunks on everyone
technoblade: kills a baby zombie with a steering wheel
philza minecraft: *bruh*
He was in 1.8 pvp tho phil was in 1.9 pvp
@@polarz1045 no shit
@@polarz1045 What difference does it make. He used a steering wheel.
@@polarz1045 techno is good at both ver and he also has the lowest sensitivity
Thats just straight up mean to phil
2:25 the idea of Technoblade having a Tommy laugh terrifies me, yet here we are.
Oh my gosh I didn't even notice before
I literally made that laugh my ringtone it's so rare
And also because hearing a Techno voice laughing in that way just makes me doubt reality and force myself to wake up
Oh god why have I not noticed that-
@@lspellslogic877 Lmao
20:20 can we just appreciate the fact that Techno just 360’d the dragon with a steering wheel
Isn’t 2020 supposed to be bad
DLGZ _bkb oml
the god Technoblade can make such a cursed number have beautiful events
Watchdogisathing this was made ages ago
I see how I’m stupitt now
Verisity scarily accurate at future predicting
king, I know you aren't with us anymore, but thank you. You've inspired me to beat Minecraft hardcore with a stylus. wish me luck from the realms above. :)
Edit: We win these.
Did you do it ?
@@_amya__ I'm not him. doing attempt 14 later today. :D
@@Yinithyn good luck
@@Yinithyndid you manage it?
@@Thecodytree Putting together the footage in what spare time I've got. Which is not a lot between all my other work. It'll be on my YT channel eventually.
Techno 2017: playing minecraft with a steering wheel
Techno 2019: driving a car with a keyboard
2021 piloting an aircraft with a mouse
2023 driving a ship with VR sticks
Edit: :(
2025 techno: driving a train with magic
2031 Piloting a shuttle with a wii remote
2045: Steering planet earth with mobile game controls
Without seeing the wheel, it looks like he's just playing on console with low sensitivity
Martinii like the other guy like I said console is so easy compared to the wheel
@@carmineif6326 I'm assuming you mean controller and not console?
Bryce martin yeah
Bryce martin console in general is just easier
@@carmineif6326 meh it's all subjective
This mans can use a steering wheel and still MLG water better than me on a mouse and keyboard
The mlg water is timing, it is basically the same difficulty on the steering wheel.
@@sapiently1 You'd expect a steering wheel to have a delay
TheGreenWolf88 why?
@@thegreenwolf8838 steering wheel should have the same delay as a keyboard
How its so simple
“I am ready to win… some video games.”
I still say that to this day because of this legend. RIP Techno.
"what makes you tough?"
"I beat minecraft"
"Huh?"
"With a steering wheel on hardcore"
"right this way sir"
“Welcome to the salty spittoon how tough are you”****
Sorry..
This was on java though.. fighting the ender dragon on hard difficultly on bedrock is hell
@@sheldynblake3030 might be but... *STEERING WHEEL*
dr.death No it’s not get good and some beds
I actually laughed out loud jesus
techno literally just yells in lowercase
This is so accurate though
underrated comment
How can a person be so right in just 6 words
*wait-*
*send me back send me back what what what what send me back*
Technoblade: *jumps into the ender portal*
Ender dragon: why do I hear boss music?
You will be missed, dearly
Techoblade: The pig is here
Ender dragon: why do I hear frame of mind?
Terraria memes in Minecraft
@HadOOFken it wasn't the year of the pig when the video was recorded... I understand the joke and I might get wooooshed but I want to strike y'all with facts
Update: I got wooooshed :(
@HadOOFken :(
Technoblade never dies😢
Cancer don’t kill technoblade😢
It kills a bunch of people and it’s a sad disease but it killed techoblade which is very sad we will still remember you techoblade
Long time ago... but the pain Still on my hearth
He probably got his driver license first-try
Haha well guess again he HAS NO LICENSE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chupamel
lemme smash I think has one because he would’ve been pulled over by the police
@@noirb9067 I don't think you understand. If he has no licence, then he isn't driving in the first place
lemme smash Well he is watch the video
0% keyboard.
0% mouse.
1% steering wheel.
99% *PVP*
PvE tho
This is not his only video
Pve*
Nononono it’s not pvp . It’s peeee veeee peeeeeeeeeee .
Yeah hes life is 99% PVP in minecraft and 1% doing other things xd
Every time he finds diamonds he does that little “ahhh”
Or “wahhh”
I read that just as he found more diamonds. lol
**gasp**
@@heatherreadsreddit8579 same lol
600th like
1:29
Techno: Crafts a crafting table
Also Techno: "Awww Yeah! PVP!"
**crafts crafting table**
“aw yeah pvp”
And that was the true reason why he placed a crafting table in the Dream vs Technoblade duel. Yep. There was no other reason, don't even think about it.
F o r e s h a d o w i n g?
Lil
Lol
I’m your 1K like lol
Ender dragon: exists
Techno: so anyway I started driving
plot twist: techno is just watching hes own gameplay while driving
Woomy 2443 * his *
@@XxdabproxX just don't.
Initial D
So anyway I started my car
"Have you beaten hardcore Minecraft?"
"Yes, I have."
"Awesome! How long did it-"
"With a steering wheel."
HAHA! good one
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Have you beaten Hardcore Minecraft?"
"Yeah"
"Cool how many days in-"
"Car"
I doubt anybody’s gonna ask Technoblade if he’s best hardcore Minecraft.
@Bruh
You can tell when techno finds diamonds if you just listen to the audio
Technoblade: *Enters end*
Ender dragon: _why do i hear a car starting_
Yeah but how does the ender dragon know how a car starting sounds?
@@ominousabyss1222 dude... Don't ruin the joke
yeah how does the ender dragon know what a car starting sounds like? Lol
The Golden Tiger not really funny
@@CiphersWon says a fortnut player
The main reason why the comment section is still active even after years is because Techno doesn't upload and we are left rewatching his old content like some drug addicts suffering from withdrawal syndrome.
Why is this true....💀
technodrug
Shhhhh we dont expose
don't expose us like that xD
you know that everyone knows this but dosent say it because it is bad manners to expose 200000 people?
1:59 when technoblade is so strong he can turn chicken into iron
Holy😳
How he does that ?!?!?!?!?!?!
😱🤯😱🤯😱🤯😱🤯😱🤯😱🤯😱🤯
@@NDRMN_ the power of edit
Wowzers
LMAO
Even 7 years later, youtube still recommends the Goat himself. Technoblade never dies
alternate title: 'techno finds literally every diamond vein in the world whilst using a steering wheel'
I can barley even find iron without a steering wheel
I was mining for 3 hours at y12 and only found coal
And everytime he found diamonds or discovered something interesting, he would make happy noises: HAAAA!
I like how his cont2nt is great to watch and doesnt need cuts
@@iceisfake5070 i cant find wheel with a steering iron
He technically has the speedrun world record in minecraft steering wheel
SteeringWheel% speedrun
Dream can’t compete
Hardcore steeringwheel any%
@@loonar6904 whats the point in doing this? why cant they both be amazing at this game?
I agreed
Imagine techno as a lifeguard:
*person starts drowning*
Techno: Unacceptable!
I just saw this comment the time he said that
19:27 DREAM
Why was my first thought that guy from adventure time that goes UNACCEPTABLE from the candy kingdom
@@keshavthehun9238...
Forever legend, Rest in piece king!!
I like how even though the camera is reversed, the audio is out of sync, and the bottom half of the screen is cut off, this is still his most viewed video.
lmao i didnt even notice half those things
I’m the reason for that this is like my 50th time watching it
Jordan Gilbert
STFU
Harsh grain stfu
Wooosh Bait stfu
“Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?”
“I beat minecraft hardcore mode.”
“That ain’t that tough.”
“With a steering wheel.”
“Oh- sorry. Right this way, sir.”
SamTheMa'am lol
One of my favorite youtubers beat it without taking damage, his name is zylenox
Area747 that’s so random
Aidan Zhong this is the RUclips comment section deal with it
@@areathegod4405 p e a c e f u l
this was insane, i miss techno so much
rip. you will never be forgotten.
Technoblade is literally the definition of panicking in lowercase…
Lol
2:24
@@ksyuhn run run run run!
Nah it’s all caps LMAO
Lol
Passenger: "Hey so where did you learn to drive?"
Uber: "Minecraft hardcore"
Passenger: "LET ME OUT"
*I am in good hands.
Fixed that for you.
Me: let me in! L e T m E i N!
Uber man
Take me by the hand
Drive me to the land
I wil understand
Techonoblade the uber man
Got a stiring wheel
just like wheely
And an unknown man
'--'
-Uber Passenger got squished by Technoblade-
no one:
techno: “wE cOuLd FiX gLoBaL wArMinG iF wE bLeW uP tHe SuN”
yes
He isn't wrong tho
technically if the sun exploded we would be roasted
@@googlewasmyidea3296 technically it wouldn't do shit because the sun is basically millions of small explosion.
Super nova. When the sun blows up so will everything near.
technoblade never dies
Nearing the end, you wouldn’t notice the difference between techno blade using a steering wheel and an average player beating minecraft
you can actually
he's better
why do i feel personally attacked?
Just strafe enough, that sensitivity can be beaten
Edit: I realized this isn't the average player
technoblade makes a “huuuüúūhhh” sound when he finds diamonds i cant
no u yes
you cant what
Wait a second this isn't technos most popular video anymore
5:08
@@kkTeaz I like ur cut
6:52 ''When I press the Power button on a *vacuum* cleaner''
😂
everytime he does that it raises my serotonin for some reason 😂😂
Idk but I love that one scene 😂
Tru dat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Iris-kf6to I'm surprised Karen hasn't told you to go to your own country or whatever
Although tommyinnit is protecting you
R.I.P technoblade you were the best youtuber ever
Yes
techno's happy noise when he finds diamonds is the cure for sadness
I need someone to make a compilation of them
+1
Actually it’s meme time
time stamp plz
edit:nvm i found it
ive never heard anything so true in my life
Future technoblade got depression when he couldnt setup steering wheel on minecraft monday
komPo college truly is a sad place
Lol
ITS NOT FUNNY!!!
Vambat tell that to techno blade
@@vambat1890 woooooooooooooosh
Techno: Watch me spawn above a pit of lava
**Spawns above a pit of lava**
Techno: *You weren’t supposed to do that*
Sadly the same
Watch me eat
Wait that’s illegal
Techno: At least I cant spawn above a pool of lava in the overworld
*spawns in the middle of the ocean*
Techno: WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENIN
A video of a guy casually beating Minecraft not mentioning steering wheel the whole time except the moment swimming in the boat
R.I.P legend
So true tho 😭 Technoblade never dies 🐷👑
Nobody:
Techno: makes crafting table
Also Techno: *a w w y e a h p v p*
While cave sounds are playing
no wonder why he said it was a sacred technique of crafting table when 1v1ing dream
PVP master over here
I was gonna say that lol
@@Panda10million hi
You know that techno is fearless when he’s mining and doesn’t get scared by the Minecraft ambience sound
I would like this but want to keep the likes at 69
Mega What Blast
@@lianCo99 mega what
His forever unfinished symphony of a VR playthrough : "are you sure about that ?"
@@X-SPONGED oh
Most Minecraft youtubers:
*Cave sound plays*
YTer: freaks out
Technoblade:
*Cave sound plays*
Techno: complete silence, only interrupted by "aw yeah pvp"
(1:27)
@@alwan8872 yep
@@alwan8872 y
@Nicholas Esposito ey
It’s not yter it’s ytber (not youtuer
CDTV_Bruh it is yter (youtub) then er YTER GET THAT IN YOUR BRAIN KIDDD
Good Game Technoblade (June,1999 - June, 2022) Rest In Peace you deserve it
this just proves the statement “technoblade never dies”
Technoblade : *gets his driver license*
Also Technoblade : oh yeah pvp
Question how do I get your profile picture? I want it lol
underrated comment lel
"PVP!", he yells as he speeds into the school zone at 90 m/h during break.
These orphans are getting owned! as he rams an orphanage
@@badkarmaggs8683 google peace was never an option
2017 Techno: We're living the dream!!
2020 Techno: We're beating Dream!!
2021 Techno: We're bullying Dream!!
2022 Techno: We're killing Dream!!
Which of the two do you think is the best??
Dream's Manhunt plays or Technoblade's playing Minecraft Hardcore with the steeing wheel???
Please guess because I'm both fan of Dream and Technoblade
@@Gian872 it's the steering wheel. Imagine beating the game without a mouse and keyboard it's like insane level 100x
@@Gian872 Dream fake his speed runs
2013 Techno:YOU SHIT DREAM
Technoblade has joined the game
everyone: Why do i hear boss music
Not gonna lie. I was going to watch a few seconds of this for the novelty, but you managed to make me enjoy all 21 minutes and 28 seconds of watching a dude beat hardcore Minecraft with a steering wheel.
Kudos.
*nobody cared
@@yejimnida dont be mean
@@ratmations8306 was I mean? no I wasn't
Yes, this video is very well made.
@@yejimnida you said that no one cared about what Jeppe said, thats a little mean
Dream: does mlg water with pc
Folks: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Technoblade: does mlg water with a steering wheel
Folks: ok
I think technoblade one was better
But the same time that's teue
I mean true
Techno fan base POG
@@_United. 3:48
“a steering wheel?“ they said
“a steering wheel.“ he replied
It would be fun they said
You had no chance they said
"a steering wheel"
@Carl Gille whaaaaaat
"Your stupid" they laughed
6 years ago….
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Technoblade to a chicken: “AHH PVP!!!!”
Player vs poultry
@@Buzz_the_Cat No, Pig vs. Poultry
Are you sure about that
PVE tho
@@ownittossit2640 that was sorta a joke
1:29 technoblade: crafts*
Also technoblade: "aww yea PvP"
O_o
AWWW yea, pvp
Whist cave sounds play
@@vincentcong4435 aww yea pvp
he didn’t even react to the cave noises what a mad lad
The fact that I have been playing Minecraft for like 5 years now and have still not beat it and this guy beating it with a steering wheel
Same
I feel that dude-
Hehe i have played it for over 8 years and havnet beaten it legitly
Just place a chest with a bunch of iron and wood outside the end portal. Each time you die, you can just make another set of armor
@@mr.theogels649 Feel ya bro
When he makes the crafting table
"PvP!"
Lol
2017: achieving the dream
2020: fighting the dream
2021 fighting with the dream
Also 2020: Defeating the dream
@@emocloset no i didnt? Maybe read
@@emocloset 2020: fighting AGAINST dream
2021: fighting WITH dream
2021: destroying an entire city with the dream
13:50 the amazing thoughts you get when you're alone playing minecraft on hardcore mode with a steering wheel.
DynestiGTI how i feel is your profile pic
Idk why
“We’d fix global warming if we blew up the sun!”
This man does better with a steering wheel than I do with a mouse and keyboard
Technoblade does better even when he's not playin
are you disabled?
Gxgdtsysuhem
42324× 525252=
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋😋🥰😋😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋
techno gasp moments bcuz why not:
3:31
4:05
5:08
6:52
8:14
9:12
11:17
14:34
16:18
anyways, i think that's it (sorry if i missed any!)
RIP techno, he truly was a great one. (especially since he somehow beat minecraft only using a steering wheel lol)
Nice
@@arischannel5924 ty
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!
Plot twist: He had his keyboard and mouse under his desk and played with his feet
Honestly more impressive
He actually played with a steering wheel with his feet
Plot twist number 2: He always plays with a steering wheel and his feet..... The keyboard is just an illusion to hide his secret technique.
PoloPlayz plottwist under the desk he is using his feet using his steeringwheel
Actuly that would be easier than playing wiith a wheel
When Techno’s bow steering wheel aim is better than my normal aim
When everyone can relate to that
IKR HOW!!!
@GalaxyMoose ur probably worse than him
Vern his camera is reversed he literally said it like 30 seconds into the video
Vern there probably aren’t even any and even if there are, it’s a steering wheel controller, it’s not going to be the most responsive thing most likely.
"the dream! The dreammm!"
Three years later, a young American laughs
He called the dream, and he arrived
coincidence? i think not
He called, they delivered
he's actually calling dreamonpvp,if you know what I'm saying
I was actually confused when he started screaming that. I thought he already knew dream but then I realized he meant different lol.
the fact that in the middle of the video i literally forgot he was playing with a steering wheel and remembered only when he accidentally almost stepped on the pressure plate in a dessert pyramid lol
The sounds when he found diamonds sounded like a little kid who got candy lmaoo
IKR? he sounded so happyyyy :]
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Kan you imagine this in 1.17
And the candy that little kid found wasn’t in a white van, it was in a black van
Diamonds are super rare to meh
he completes this challenge on his first try
while years ago I couldn’t get past the nether on a keyboard/mouse
I think it’s true. *Techno never dies.*
Truth
He died on the stream to kill the wither though :(
@@SpeedosWay That was a video error you non
@@Polygraph2131 Skepy spy detected
MuchCreepz nerd
Impressive... *Now beat Minecraft with a steering wheel while driving a car simultaneously*
I don't think techno needs manslaughter in his long list of crimes he's already committed
Techno can’t even drive, he doesn’t have a license 😂
Now this is an avengers level threat
Mission complete
Can only run over 5 kids maximum
I've been playing minecraft off and on since 2017 on xbox...... Techno was better at the game with a steering wheel than I am with full netherite armor and a controller....
I'm shocked that his arms aren't pink block arms.
AND HE HAS FINGERS?!?!
He had to assume a human form so that we could never see the truth.
Plot twist: he killed a person and is using his body as a skin-suit
@@teencore9138 I like your name :D
@@havw thank you 😌✨ I like yours too :)
He hinted in a video one time it wasn’t his true identity so prolly just the corpse of some nerd in skywars he killed
"why are they sending babies after me?"
well, it seemed to work with philza
That is exactly what I thought about!
I wanna say to soon but also...
thats just mean
@@knopfir how is it??
like father like son
Her: He's probably thinking about other girls
Him: aWwW yEaH pVp
69 th like
ok
PvP is his girlfriend
UnofficiallyRed and PVE is the thing he’s thinking about.
Ur just a girl
His laughter while enchanting and upgrading his tools cracks me up😂
it looks like he's just playing minecraft with his sensitivity turned down and then you see the web cam
Hey
@@shanieamalio3398 hello?
The 1k like 😎
Therapist:So technoblade why are u here
Technoblade:I-I couldn’t get the steering wheel to work on Minecraft Monday *breaks down crying*
I remenber that moment....
@@welp4709 yeah me too
Technoblade never cries
Flying kitty -on camera
Technoblade: Also Calvin is being mean to me on stream
4:56 Technoblade’s the only person who would try to jump over a ravine in hardcore mode
@Wiccan Senpai 11 hours wow
@@morganpratt1309 4 hours wow
@@ebarros26 1 hour ago wow
@@AnotherDudeNamedChris 6 minutes ago wow
@@morganpratt1309 2 minutes ago wow
I've seen this, but it just popped up again Dec 1, 2024
Techno: "I have been a good boy this Christmas". *Proceeds to kill orphans*
That's a good deed? He's reuniting the family.
@@sinsei2165 ah.... yeah
ah yes stabing orphans
Officer, he drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE!
@@sinsei2165 I guess that’s one way of looking at it
Techno blade: I just don’t want to die
Also technoblade:*jumps over a ravine in hardcore*
I mean....he drop kicked children so....I guess he is unkillable-
@@foxythefarmer52 XD
@@foxythefarmer52 FAX
@@foxythefarmer52 yeah! They attacked him!¤
@@foxythefarmer52 Self defense but also because they were orphans
*taking driving test*
Inspector: so, do you think you are good at driving?
Technoblade: well I’m a bit of a driver myself
Instructor?
Rip technoblade fly high
when technoblade is better at playing minecraft with a steering wheel than you are at playing minecraft regularly.
accurate
i think you mean i
Mood
@@efefurkangube2307 I don't get it
True
Im watching this three and a half years later, and Minecraft is SO different
He was actually playing in 1.4.2 - 1.8 which is way older than this video and he has fabulous! graphics on
minecraft is like the one game i can think of that has significantly improved over the years
IKR!!!!
@@proot174 or 1.7
@@proot174 uhhhh...
4:48
Unless this is a joke...
So we are just going to ignore the fact that Techno is insane with the bow?
was searching for this comment
Yeah right¿¡ what a legend
I couldn't even see the pillars nor the crystals while Techno just one-shotted all of them consecutively.
Those aren't even hard shots for techno because they are stationary targets and he had power 5, it only gets hard when you have no power and are aiming at moving targets, also I do know that he was hitting an insane number of shots on the ender dragon but that is similar because it moves in a very predictable way
@@BottledWater759 yeah for Techno. I don't see your average Minecraft player nor streamer do that.
This man was a Minecraft legend.
“Technoblade never dies”
is*
When a street fight happens
Everyone: No stop fighting!
Techno: OH YEAH PVP
Lol
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@r /memes IoI
Lol