bedwars: mission impossible
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- Опубликовано: 30 июн 2017
- cyberbullying bedwars players to fuel my enormous ego
(this was a stream highlights, hence the sub counter. i dont have that when im playing normally lol. although now that i think about it...)
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Twitter: / technothepig
Server: mc.hypixel.net
Resource Pack: • 50k Pack Release
Will I add you as a friend? NO 
Игры
Random person: so what is your favourite sword enchantment?
Technoblade: What's a sword?
Person: What sword do you fight with?
Techno blade: Sharpness 100 knock back 100 fist
TechnoBlade be like: eww who uses a sword anymore?!? That's so 2015
Ofc
Navint Abrar Oliver ofc lolll
"Swords are for casual, fist are for immortals"
-sun tzu, the art of war
Imagine being defeated by a guy who doesn't even bother to use a sword
tbf those people REALLY sucked at pvp
@@micahftw6432 i mean techno was criting them so they prob looked bad when it was just game mechanics
@@cold5702 crits hardly do anything over than damage they litreally couldnt even look at him
Nor even a pickaxe.
Welcome to Hypixel
This video was 1 of the best bedwars videos I have watched back in 2017-2018, he was such an inspiration, goodbye Techno. :(
exactly why i came back. just for that exclamation at the end.
Oh man(
how do i keep finding ur comments lmao
technoblade never dies
@@crakz1 lol yeah I comment everywhere
Hey, don't be sad about losing Techno but rather let's be happy that we had him in the first place. If you focus on the good times and cherish then rather than the being sad about the bad times, then you will feel much better. I'm not saying to not miss techno or to act like his death doesn't matter, I'm just saying that if we remember the good times rather than the bad times, then the memory of techno will be preserved longer on account of people wanting to witness his greatness with their own eyes. So don't be sad that he's gone, just be glad that we got to know him in our lifetime, because techno would have wanted us to be happy, and to keep going forward with a smile on our face, so let's be happy, and let's do it for Techno
“I am the greatest bed wars player to ever play this game” indeed he was.. R.I.P technoblade. He was a hero to millions..
He still is!
@@sometacodude9009 was....
@@theripperandtearer6598 Yeah I was thinking it was a joke but no...
He was my favorite youtuber
Was guys 💩
give blood because as they say he was the blood god and well BLOOD FOR THR BLOOD GOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Other people: *exist*
Technoblade: *T H A T W A S A M I S T A K E*
No comments?
u mean in the game or in irl cuz there is mistakes in both worlds
400th like lol.
@@bruhmoment8682 good job
No no no it should be
Other people: born
Technoblade: that was a mistake
I think that is better
That’s why he’s called techNOBLADE
lol
BA DUM DASH
Wow
Welp unfunny
@@figarocatgd4267 🧢
Weapon - Technofist
Damage - 1
Enchantments - Knockback III, Unbreakable
Special ability - Increases first-hit chance, making combos easier; Increases win-rate by 95%
Secret ability - TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Cost - Being Technoblade
"technoblade never dies" he never will, in our hearts hes still alive, rest in peace legend and thanks for the memories and the people you inspired.
:(
technoblade more like technodead now
@@KetamineUser69 not funny
never intended to be
@@kennewlite6974 it doesnt matter if someone dies, ur going to die too and so do I, why mourning a guys death, when 114 others die every day?
10:15 "ah... okay... all he had was a diamond sword, not very strong"
ascension 100
I liked that parr, pretty funny.
imagine trying to advertise your channel
but then the big YTber censors it
ah yes, the big RUclipsrBer
Ah no, must be the RUclipsber
Yt = RUclips not RUclipsr
Feels bad man 😔
njo then big YouTubber
Months after Techno's death, a sleep-deprived teenager in a Technoblade skin flocks Bed Wars beating up small children in the middle of the night
Techno
Never
Dies
bro facts
Yor right to doe you have a body death and then when you triely die is only when everyone has forgotten you so you are right
Techno Neva Dies
the cycle continues
TECHNO NEVER DIES NEVER WILL!
"Ill prove Technoblade does die"
He won so so so many battles but not againts cancer. He is not in pain anymore.
He can now rest and smile from above. He made all of our childhoods better. He will never be forgotten.
RIP Technoblade, Alexander
i like how techno says "ok here's the plan:'' and then says nothing and moves on with his life
THE PLAN WAS SIMPLE
That was the plan.
@@sittingtreeva927 but the execution was not
@Laughed A QQQ
That's life
0:27
"I had no expectations and I still managed to be disappointed, welcome to bedwars."
-Technoblade
More like "welcome to my world"
Self rect
:P
Lol
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
More like “welcome to za warudo”
999th like, I have calved the path for the chosen one. Go, this is your destiny
Man, rest well Techno. You'll need the energy for your Hypixel games in the sky.
"I'm gonna prove that technoblade does die" too late, they weren't the one to prove it
Bawaingg:im gonna prove that technoblade does die
Techno:and I took that personally
This man fought and killed numerous people holding
- an arrow
- an Iron ingot
- assorted blocks of wool
- absolutely nothing
- *telepathic powers which force them to walk into the void*
He once killed 9 players in a skywars game
with a *pickaxe*
*a hekin pickaxe*
Don't forget sandstone
Yeah, all of those weapons need to be nerfed.
Levi Thomas Forget the weapon, we need to nerf Technoblade’s fists
Technoblade : killed players with shovel
Me : have sharpness 3 diamond sword and die to alex skin with iron sword
"a pickaxe counts as a weapon"
he predicted it all
wattt i don't get it
@@brett_webber233 maybe about change of pvp in MC after new version but I don't know when this was uploaded and I forgot on which version of MC the pvp changed lol
@@dunjaluk9698 1.9
@@brett_webber233 in dream smp techno used a pickaxe as his main weapon when he was with tommy
@@creoplasma ohhhhh yeah now I remember
“Technoblade never dies” a true inspiration to millions, and has helped millions more with his generosity. You and your humour through these dark times was truly immense. Condolences to You and your family. You will never be forgotten. One last time “Later nerd” has “Technoblade Never Dies”.
Thank you Alex .Technoblade
10:20 Really aged like milk.
@@-DerangedArtist- no way he predicted his death 💀
bro u idiot this isnt the right video stop posting the same shit
@@-DerangedArtist-really moldy milk
maybe couldve put this comment on the recent video and not some random one from 2017
"I'm gonna prove technoblade does die." That hits hard now...
"When fighting Technoblade, don't"
~Sun Tzu the Art of War
how does this only have 8 likes
It has 113
*Bed
yes
It has 318
Technoblade: I'm gonna wait for these guys to make a mistake
Guys: **challenges technoblade**
Technoblade: *That's a mistake*
Justin R. Holy shit I’m early to a Justin comment
Gramphop Bruh He’s a fake
@@_anniee__ you know he's talking about Justin Y.? The person who appears in almost every comment section?
@@_anniee__ this is the best comment of all time
LMAO
My bro is gonna be playing bedwars with god up there
techno's bedwars videos fr make me feel so much joy. rest in power. we miss you.
when you get told to watch this video and its already liked cause you watched it 2 years ago
same
Yep .
Correct a mando.
ive watched this like 10 times and i still laugh
Vito Cipponeri happened to me :/
If you ever feel useless, remember, Technoblade's sword exists.
True
Lol
@@Josh-yt3wq hey
My best friend's name is also josh!
So true lol
Or being technos teamamte
ofc yt recommends all his vids while the legend is away battling satan
Im going to Miss his laugh, which is strang ebut It was alway what i heared when i was super siked wathcing his videos expecially during those really cool moments.
Player: *lives*
Technoblade: "And I took it personally"
как скажешь леонид
@@allegryabutreal bruh
@@user-fl5wl9zf2d what did that person text
@Aaron Milkman
He said “What did you say леонид"
Can switch Player to Orphans and it would still work
How does this dude have Knockback IV fists
Update 3 years later:
Rest in peace Techno. Your legacy will live on forever.
Jonathan McCann because he’s technoblade
offbeat _YT
And Technoblade NEVA DIES
:(
he just w-taps when he hits :v)
He has 3 ping
@@rruax technoblade w taps?
I don't care that he's dead, he's forever gonna be someone I watch whenever I'm feeling down. This channel is home, theseus.
Edit: to specify for anyone confused abt the first sentence; I do care techno died. I'm gonna cry abt it till I'm on my own death bed. But I wish to honor him till that day comes to me as well as he was a huge inspiration to me and millions of others. Rest in peace, king
pls phrase it better some child is only gonna read the first part and get mad
As much as I agree with Key I also agree with the reply
@@MarcoAdventures I dont. If someone takes offence, that's their own problem.
@@MarcoAdventures I like how u gave me a nickname for my already nickname😅 I found it rlly funny, like actually. This isn't a mockery, I luv that😂💙
One of my fav vids, Remember watching it when it came out, I was in highschool about to graduate. First video played on my laptop. RIP brotherman.
“In the hands of Technoblade, everything is a weapon” -Sun Tzu The Art of War
Even air
"In the hands" lol bc he uses his fists
Ye
Even HIS hands
bro his hands in general are weapons XD
10:07 that man just deflected a fireball with a bow what a legend
return to sender!
thats not that hard tho mate
@@edgelordsupreme3961 but it is pretty impressive for a bedwars player,tho
@@KC-gb4vr yeah i see what you mean
@@edgelordsupreme3961 ACCIDENT!!!!
I used to watch your videos techno, I really liked your channel, your skill, your jokes, your content, and most of the time, I was on the computer watching your videos, its really sad about the news, I really hope your family gets better, and of course, rest in peace my guy, ill be missing ya.
o7
I am on a mission to watch every single one of techno's videos again... I can't belive how the worst things happen to the best people...RIP, technoblade...
God is cruel, he does terrible things to great people, we just need to carry on there legacy
@@IMPERIALOZ How dare you say that.
@@2FaceGames 🤓
@@IdioticLuke k. ;/
@2FaceGames not his fault god is a fuckbag
"All he had is a diamond sword, not very strong."
"not that strong"
@@yoinking4244 not very strong****
Netherite was predicte
Me can barely get an iron sword without dying
"Not that strong" he said so boldly
“I can smell youuuuuuuuu”
Techno blade 2017
“I can smell you” seananners 2012
I born in1999
@Glitter raccoon hollow knight gang
I read that as that happened
@@Haze1o1 same
This was 5 years ago today.
Hearing his voice is such a pain now
"All he had was a diamond sword..."
Man that guy must have gone into a serious depression upon being defeated by an unarmed pig.
"not very strong"
Techno is my long lost brother
Yea
diamond sword- I am the Dumbest man alive Wooden sword- I am the most useful thing if im in techno's hands. Diamond sword- Your clearly dumber
When you get stabbed by a passive mob
I was the 666th like. I am the anti-christ
"Your teamed with a youtuber with 54 subs"
"DUDE GIVE ME A SHOUTOUT"
i'm dead xd
Should gave responded with "And your teamed with a youtuber with 1.73M subs" (Idk how many subs he had when this video was uploaded.)
Retr0 wdym u don’t know how many, there is a subcount in the top right LOL
Igisz hahahah
Igisz he said “when the video was uploaded” ...... that was two years ago. He got more since then. Obviously.
Assin247 that counter was when that was recorded it's not recent so uh yeah and why would he reply with the subs he has now he can't see in the future of anything
growing up watching someone who used to be a simple yet funny youtuber to later becoming a legend has to be the greatest achievement anyone can ever have. I'm glad I am one of them. Technoblade never dies
The difference between old and new Technoblade videos.
Cons of old Technoblade: Falls off the map too much.
Things he's better at than the new Technoblade: Using his fist.
Cons of new Technoblade videos: He doesn't use his fist.
Things he's better at than the old Technoblade: Not falling off the map.
"one second I have to bully this guy"
Welcome to Technoblade's RUclips channel
oh youre the gd recent levels guy lol
“And away I go”
LOLL as soon as i saw this comment i accidentally clicked to the exact time 1:12
You watch marble races and route for cyan and watch technoblade I think we will have a good relationship
There is nowhere to run. There is nowhere to hide. For Technoblade S M E L L S Y O U
"I smell a N E R D" -TechnoBlade
Oh s**t I've feared this moment
he smells your fear. your horror. he knows your every movement. accept your fate.
@@AbeliDaBee what if.... we get 3 opperators to kill him (once) nah then he'll kick the opperators
nakupovani1 nobody can stop him
Back in the days when techno was just a teenager with a trash sleep schedule. Technoblade Never Dies
The " Dude gimmi a shoutout" was insanely funny ngl xD
“I’m going to prove Technoblade does die”
*Top 10 things said moments before disaster*
famous last words lol
Yooooo skeleton prime
0:9 u sure
Please stop making the air colder around me
@@christophoilet 0:09
the simplest words, yet they contain so much power
this vid was made exactly 5 years before a legend passed. R.I.P I love u, u saved my happiness, childhood, and quarantine so many damn times and u don't even know it. Legend. I miss u.
yes
I like how He just casually wipes out half of the teams single handedly without any weapons
Ikr
Trams
@@sharkman1879 fixed it already
That's normal
He did it single handedly. If it was 1.9 he would use both hands.
"You're teamed with a youtuber with 54 subs"
"Can you shout me out?"
And people wonder how Techno got 5 mil subs🙄
Truee
yeah he is very op
Thanks for the advice
@Ackoroth What does pog mean?
True doe
"No one can escape TechnoBlade" iconic.
9:19 THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM TECHNOBLADE!!! (Agressively Spits At Mic)
If you ever feel useless, remember, techoblade has a teammate. And a sword.
EDIT: rest in peace Technoblade. We all love you.
and a sword
lol
Nice
This is a good comment.
I mean somebody has to play defense I guess
Technoblade in another video: "If you don't click on this really old video, i'll be slightly anoyyed, and you don't wanna see me when i'm slightly anoyyed."
Me: Scared for my life.
THATS THE REASON I WATCHED THIS
This is still one of the best minecraft videos in youtube
Binge watching while crying the whole time
minecraft weapons:
-sword
-java axe
-bow
-crossbow
-peppa pigs knockback V fists (lol technoblade)
water and lava buckets wants to know your location
@SOME BODY TOUCHA MY SPAGUET dream’s wooden blocks which killed all three hunters
I forgot all those weapons,
tridents are also a thing
Pickaxe?
sunbear: "youre teamed with a youtuber with 54 subs"
everyone: *are you joking me right now*
We will never forget you Legend " TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES"
This guy just wrecking everyone with his fists
Rest In Peace, we miss you TECHOBLADE
Alex may be gone but techno is still with us
Technoblade: why does this game hate me??
Also Technoblade: *wins game by killing people with his hand*
I wish the game would let you win if it hated you, the game just lets me lose if it hates me
The game hates him because when he place a tnt It pushes him to the TNT
"I had no expectations and still was disappointed. Welcome to bedwars."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
THESE KIDS ARE TRASHHHHHH… THEY CAN GET COMBOED BY A WOOL BLOCK
@@F-14TomcatD lol true
I don't know if anybody else is just going through Techno's old videos, but he really didn't deserve to die. He was an amazing human and managed to raise over 150K$ for cancer treatment by playing games. Rest in peace techno. You will be missed.
I’m right with you there, the world will sorely miss this man, and be worse off for the loss
Rest in pig
Even in his final battle he took his cancer away with him, what a legend
*"you're teamed with a youtuber that has 54 subs"*
Techno: omg can you give me a shout out?
0:49
And you have no subs
Bruh
thegavin007 shut up nerd
Why are people responding to this now?
@@thegavin0072 and you play roblox
I like how when you kill someone, the deathmessage says
“[ThePlayersName] was oinked by Technoblade”
Ha lol
Were
time stamp?
"I'm gonna prove technoblade does die" This man invented cancer
i thought more ppl would talk about this but i had to scroll all the way down for this comment
Lol ty for scrolling
The end of this video doesn't age well RIP king
John wick: I killed 3 men with a pencil
Dream: I killed 3 people with wooden planks and a ravine in speedrunner vs 3 hunters
Technoblade: I killed all in bedwars with my fist
STOP WITH THE DREAM!DREAM IS TRASH STOP WITH HIM THINK ABOUT REALS DREAMS ABOUT LIFE YOU NERD!!!!
MHTplayz XD chill out
@@mhtplayz3948 just know that I do not think dream to be the best
I just prefer him to most others with full knowledge that there is someone out there who is better then him and technoblade
@@mhtplayz3948 ik dream is hella overrated but chill ffs
the call him one punch man
I have been summoned here by techno so he doesn't get slightly annoyed
Because guns
??? I'm confused
Or mildly inconvenienced
@@spaghettidemon9847 in another video he told people to watch this exact video youre watching or he will get slightly annoyed
I know this is an old vid but I honestly can’t thank u enough, I’ve been watching ur videos for about 6 months, 3 nights ago I was watching a stream and thought 💭 I should give bedwars a shot, I won with 7 kills 1 death and 4 beds all because of everything I’ve learned from watching ur videos ❤️
Rip techno
Techno: “THIS DREAM IS ALIVE!”
Me: no... u killed him
In the duel right?
Srry i didnt watch it i didnt know about it i just started being a dream fan
@@hiedemariebalundo5832 yeah you’re right ( if you just started being a fan don’t worry about it)
LOL
LLLLL DREAM IS BAD LLLLL also this is 3 years old and dream is irrelevant here
Bad joke
"I had no expectations yet still managed to be disappointed." -Sun Tzu, the Art of War
This is one of my favourite videos of techno, I'll miss him dearly
“All he has is a diamond sword, not very strong” - Techno
“OnE pUnnnnChhhh!”
when he said "if i win this fight you have to sub, youtube terms and conditions." i actually subbed
When does that happend?
wow really?no one cares
@@darkshadows_1116 stop
Claidnix I was already subs
TUC - Kaan Karaayan there’s literally no point of the comment
*"Bedwars: Mission Impossible"*
proceeds to win multiple matches without a weapon
The mission was impossible for the enemies.
Absolute Legend, Rest In Heaven Techno
Who are all the legends who came back to this video after the so long nerd video, RIP technoblade, we love you
o7
0.5 speed makes him sound sleep deprived.
So nothing new then?
"This video is back in your recommendeds"-Sun Tzu, Art of War
lmao
L-ma-o
Underrated comment
Someone else in one of the other comments actually unknowingly said "thats not a sun tzo quote" to someone else literally saying after someone told him its a joke "oh your going to play it off as a joke rigght" and I was prepared to commit mass genocide honestly
@@gabrielbarron7667 yea i saw that
just lookin back at his old vids. Rest in Peace techno
We miss you legend. Rest In Peace, Technoblade.
0:07 Imagine if this was how the winstreak ended
There would be a BOLO for Simon lol
Magnet tnt
now do the same thing, but with a steering wheel
Larry lmao
Larry hardcore fans will know what a steering wheel means to techno blade
ZylonnDesigns And by hardcore, you mean fans that watched the stream 2 days ago?
Larry it's when he played blitz I think
HAHHAA
Goodbye techno...
10:20 That aged like milk. 😔
gray: "i'm gonna prove technoblade does die"
10 seconds later:
"technoblade NEVER DIES"
techno can't die in bedwars except manhunt,so players called him technoblade
Echnoblade
@@shianfokushi6068 technoblad
@@MxnkAM tachneblode
welp that aged well
0:47 The layers of irony here are so thick it might be able to rival Techno's teammate's skull.
players: HOW HE KEEPS WINING
me: technoblade never dies
Rest in peace Blood King 👑
„Dude, you‘re teamed with a YTber with 54 subs.“
„Dude, gimme a shoutout.“
Now that’s what I call a collaboration.
Techno: I don’t need this sword anymore
Knock back stick: pls try me
Techno: you count as a weapon, so I'm not allowed to, maybe next time
I never watched him but he has excellent content, it's sad he died at such a young age, I wish he could see every comment of their miss👑😔
ya i miss him been on his content foe 5 to 8 yrs so safe to say i was sad
"im gonna prove technoblade does die"
Hits hard now, little did Bawsingg know
Technoblade: "I need to wait until they make a mistake"
Green team in their minds: "downloading this game was a mistake"