bedwars: mission impossible

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @natebit7167
    @natebit7167 5 лет назад +8010

    This man fought and killed numerous people holding
    - an arrow
    - an Iron ingot
    - assorted blocks of wool
    - absolutely nothing
    - *telepathic powers which force them to walk into the void*

    • @capt_noo
      @capt_noo 4 года назад +426

      He once killed 9 players in a skywars game
      with a *pickaxe*
      *a hekin pickaxe*

    • @localh-bardealer2288
      @localh-bardealer2288 4 года назад +144

      Don't forget sandstone

    • @levithomas4001
      @levithomas4001 4 года назад +182

      Yeah, all of those weapons need to be nerfed.

    • @archaicfalcon4898
      @archaicfalcon4898 4 года назад +117

      Levi Thomas Forget the weapon, we need to nerf Technoblade’s fists

    • @anegg2090
      @anegg2090 4 года назад +69

      Technoblade : killed players with shovel
      Me : have sharpness 3 diamond sword and die to alex skin with iron sword

  • @jonathann2093
    @jonathann2093 5 лет назад +15346

    How does this dude have Knockback IV fists
    Update 3 years later:
    Rest in peace Techno. Your legacy will live on forever.

    • @offbeat_yt9605
      @offbeat_yt9605 5 лет назад +996

      Jonathan McCann because he’s technoblade

    • @nayy0001
      @nayy0001 5 лет назад +579

      offbeat _YT
      And Technoblade NEVA DIES
      :(

    • @ruax2891
      @ruax2891 5 лет назад +403

      he just w-taps when he hits :v)

    • @REDandBLUEandORANGE
      @REDandBLUEandORANGE 5 лет назад +252

      He has 3 ping

    • @conkey7347
      @conkey7347 5 лет назад +89

      @@ruax2891 technoblade w taps?

  • @lizzie_lestrange5895
    @lizzie_lestrange5895 6 лет назад +3189

    0:27
    "I had no expectations and I still managed to be disappointed, welcome to bedwars."
    -Technoblade

    • @Dragon56107
      @Dragon56107 5 лет назад +7

      More like "welcome to my world"
      Self rect
      :P

    • @algebrascout3949
      @algebrascout3949 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @dr.noodles2437
      @dr.noodles2437 5 лет назад +1

      wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @nayy0001
      @nayy0001 5 лет назад +3

      More like “welcome to za warudo”

    • @TheEsutan
      @TheEsutan 5 лет назад

      999th like, I have calved the path for the chosen one. Go, this is your destiny

  • @Melonapplesauce
    @Melonapplesauce 2 года назад +379

    This video was 1 of the best bedwars videos I have watched back in 2017-2018, he was such an inspiration, goodbye Techno. :(

    • @William_Asston
      @William_Asston 2 года назад +3

      exactly why i came back. just for that exclamation at the end.

    • @klever2183
      @klever2183 2 года назад +1

      Oh man(

    • @crakz1
      @crakz1 2 года назад +1

      how do i keep finding ur comments lmao
      technoblade never dies

    • @Melonapplesauce
      @Melonapplesauce 2 года назад

      @@crakz1 lol yeah I comment everywhere

    • @o.Froggy.o
      @o.Froggy.o Год назад +3

      Hey, don't be sad about losing Techno but rather let's be happy that we had him in the first place. If you focus on the good times and cherish then rather than the being sad about the bad times, then you will feel much better. I'm not saying to not miss techno or to act like his death doesn't matter, I'm just saying that if we remember the good times rather than the bad times, then the memory of techno will be preserved longer on account of people wanting to witness his greatness with their own eyes. So don't be sad that he's gone, just be glad that we got to know him in our lifetime, because techno would have wanted us to be happy, and to keep going forward with a smile on our face, so let's be happy, and let's do it for Techno

  • @crazyjaks1095
    @crazyjaks1095 5 лет назад +4541

    Random person: so what is your favourite sword enchantment?
    Technoblade: What's a sword?

    • @nice-me9ce
      @nice-me9ce 4 года назад +7

      TechnoBlade be like: eww who uses a sword anymore?!? That's so 2015

    • @rockhat1072
      @rockhat1072 4 года назад +3

      Ofc

    • @Caligtag
      @Caligtag 4 года назад

      Navint Abrar Oliver ofc lolll

    • @brian7731
      @brian7731 4 года назад +3

      "Swords are for casual, fist are for immortals"
      -sun tzu, the art of war

  • @sophymorrow4569
    @sophymorrow4569 4 года назад +6216

    i like how techno says "ok here's the plan:'' and then says nothing and moves on with his life

  • @JustinRed624
    @JustinRed624 5 лет назад +15807

    Technoblade: I'm gonna wait for these guys to make a mistake
    Guys: **challenges technoblade**
    Technoblade: *That's a mistake*

    • @gramphoplive9169
      @gramphoplive9169 5 лет назад +387

      Justin R. Holy shit I’m early to a Justin comment

    • @taseenk5083
      @taseenk5083 5 лет назад +270

      Gramphop Bruh He’s a fake

    • @kachowgang808yt4
      @kachowgang808yt4 5 лет назад +171

      @@_anniee__ you know he's talking about Justin Y.? The person who appears in almost every comment section?

    • @gammon_gaming
      @gammon_gaming 5 лет назад +92

      @@_anniee__ this is the best comment of all time

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  5 лет назад +4382

      LMAO

  • @rexevan3628
    @rexevan3628 2 года назад +1639

    "technoblade never dies" he never will, in our hearts hes still alive, rest in peace legend and thanks for the memories and the people you inspired.

    • @kennewlite6974
      @kennewlite6974 2 года назад +2

      :(

    • @KetamineUser69
      @KetamineUser69 2 года назад +6

      technoblade more like technodead now

    • @kennewlite6974
      @kennewlite6974 2 года назад +33

      @@KetamineUser69 not funny

    • @KetamineUser69
      @KetamineUser69 2 года назад +1

      never intended to be

    • @KetamineUser69
      @KetamineUser69 2 года назад

      @@kennewlite6974 it doesnt matter if someone dies, ur going to die too and so do I, why mourning a guys death, when 114 others die every day?

  • @bloopdeboop1707
    @bloopdeboop1707 4 года назад +2032

    Other people: *exist*
    Technoblade: *T H A T W A S A M I S T A K E*

    • @flicksbygav
      @flicksbygav 4 года назад +2

      No comments?

    • @Walyck.
      @Walyck. 4 года назад +3

      u mean in the game or in irl cuz there is mistakes in both worlds

    • @bruhmoment8682
      @bruhmoment8682 4 года назад +1

      400th like lol.

    • @Walyck.
      @Walyck. 4 года назад +1

      @@bruhmoment8682 good job

    • @justden4920
      @justden4920 4 года назад

      No no no it should be
      Other people: born
      Technoblade: that was a mistake
      I think that is better

  • @ohn8940
    @ohn8940 4 года назад +4507

    "a pickaxe counts as a weapon"
    he predicted it all

    • @brett_webber233
      @brett_webber233 4 года назад +22

      wattt i don't get it

    • @dunjaluk9698
      @dunjaluk9698 4 года назад +25

      @@brett_webber233 maybe about change of pvp in MC after new version but I don't know when this was uploaded and I forgot on which version of MC the pvp changed lol

    • @brett_webber233
      @brett_webber233 4 года назад +10

      @@dunjaluk9698 1.9

    • @creoplasma
      @creoplasma 4 года назад +234

      @@brett_webber233 in dream smp techno used a pickaxe as his main weapon when he was with tommy

    • @brett_webber233
      @brett_webber233 4 года назад +20

      @@creoplasma ohhhhh yeah now I remember

  • @danitonitroespanol5419
    @danitonitroespanol5419 4 года назад +2673

    Imagine being defeated by a guy who doesn't even bother to use a sword

    • @micahftw6432
      @micahftw6432 4 года назад +23

      tbf those people REALLY sucked at pvp

    • @Coldbreeze69
      @Coldbreeze69 4 года назад +23

      @@micahftw6432 i mean techno was criting them so they prob looked bad when it was just game mechanics

    • @micahftw6432
      @micahftw6432 4 года назад +10

      @@Coldbreeze69 crits hardly do anything over than damage they litreally couldnt even look at him

    • @wooser
      @wooser 4 года назад +2

      Nor even a pickaxe.

    • @TimDaOne
      @TimDaOne 4 года назад +6

      Welcome to Hypixel

  • @hsa5191
    @hsa5191 2 года назад +748

    “I am the greatest bed wars player to ever play this game” indeed he was.. R.I.P technoblade. He was a hero to millions..

    • @sometacodude9009
      @sometacodude9009 2 года назад +5

      He still is!

    • @theripperandtearer6598
      @theripperandtearer6598 2 года назад +1

      @@sometacodude9009 was....

    • @sometacodude9009
      @sometacodude9009 2 года назад +2

      @@theripperandtearer6598 Yeah I was thinking it was a joke but no...
      He was my favorite youtuber

    • @AndroidX1X
      @AndroidX1X 2 года назад

      Was guys 💩

    • @chainman958
      @chainman958 2 года назад +1

      give blood because as they say he was the blood god and well BLOOD FOR THR BLOOD GOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @michaelgilbert7489
    @michaelgilbert7489 4 года назад +666

    10:15 "ah... okay... all he had was a diamond sword, not very strong"
    ascension 100

  • @onienlol
    @onienlol 5 лет назад +3929

    "Your teamed with a youtuber with 54 subs"
    "DUDE GIVE ME A SHOUTOUT"
    i'm dead xd

    • @22XERO22
      @22XERO22 4 года назад +77

      Should gave responded with "And your teamed with a youtuber with 1.73M subs" (Idk how many subs he had when this video was uploaded.)

    • @igisz8799
      @igisz8799 4 года назад +116

      Retr0 wdym u don’t know how many, there is a subcount in the top right LOL

    • @memeweft9694
      @memeweft9694 4 года назад +6

      Igisz hahahah

    • @Assin247
      @Assin247 4 года назад +24

      Igisz he said “when the video was uploaded” ...... that was two years ago. He got more since then. Obviously.

    • @whisperon
      @whisperon 4 года назад +26

      Assin247 that counter was when that was recorded it's not recent so uh yeah and why would he reply with the subs he has now he can't see in the future of anything

  • @karalyzel3177
    @karalyzel3177 3 года назад +2791

    "When fighting Technoblade, don't"
    ~Sun Tzu the Art of War

  • @sle3pyking
    @sle3pyking 2 года назад +406

    Months after Techno's death, a sleep-deprived teenager in a Technoblade skin flocks Bed Wars beating up small children in the middle of the night
    Techno
    Never
    Dies

    • @Kitsune0517
      @Kitsune0517 2 года назад +14

      bro facts

    • @MarklysWorldGaming
      @MarklysWorldGaming 2 года назад +5

      Yor right to doe you have a body death and then when you triely die is only when everyone has forgotten you so you are right

    • @flameboi27
      @flameboi27 2 года назад +3

      Techno Neva Dies

    • @gman4627
      @gman4627 2 года назад +4

      the cycle continues

    • @darkpro_xgm
      @darkpro_xgm 2 года назад +1

      TECHNO NEVER DIES NEVER WILL!

  • @lunarorbitt
    @lunarorbitt 4 года назад +3282

    “In the hands of Technoblade, everything is a weapon” -Sun Tzu The Art of War

  • @Leonid-e5i
    @Leonid-e5i 4 года назад +1190

    Player: *lives*
    Technoblade: "And I took it personally"

    • @allegryabutreal
      @allegryabutreal 4 года назад

      как скажешь леонид

    • @Leonid-e5i
      @Leonid-e5i 4 года назад +1

      @@allegryabutreal bruh

    • @namesarehardtopick5500
      @namesarehardtopick5500 3 года назад +1

      @@Leonid-e5i what did that person text

    • @masterkiwius5312
      @masterkiwius5312 3 года назад

      @Aaron Milkman
      He said “What did you say леонид"

    • @Soullo211
      @Soullo211 3 года назад +1

      Can switch Player to Orphans and it would still work

  • @JacobRise1492
    @JacobRise1492 4 года назад +8452

    If you ever feel useless, remember, techoblade has a teammate. And a sword.
    EDIT: rest in peace Technoblade. We all love you.

  • @curechiancamelia8704
    @curechiancamelia8704 2 года назад +201

    "Ill prove Technoblade does die"
    He won so so so many battles but not againts cancer. He is not in pain anymore.
    He can now rest and smile from above. He made all of our childhoods better. He will never be forgotten.
    RIP Technoblade, Alexander

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 8 месяцев назад +1

      E‎ ‎

    • @AllToDust
      @AllToDust 7 месяцев назад

      Cancer died with him so it's a draw, he never loses

    • @mishalebdva
      @mishalebdva 7 месяцев назад +7

      Sometimes I keep watching his videos and pretend that he's still here

    • @ryk4i
      @ryk4i 6 месяцев назад +6

      he didn’t lose against cancer. he took it down with him. the ultimate draw.

    • @silliful
      @silliful 4 месяца назад +1

      O7

  • @ramoryx245
    @ramoryx245 3 года назад +1769

    "All he had was a diamond sword..."
    Man that guy must have gone into a serious depression upon being defeated by an unarmed pig.

    • @roywempor8395
      @roywempor8395 3 года назад +16

      "not very strong"

    • @unarmedguy
      @unarmedguy 3 года назад +9

      Techno is my long lost brother

    • @Zarolium
      @Zarolium 3 года назад

      Yea
      diamond sword- I am the Dumbest man alive Wooden sword- I am the most useful thing if im in techno's hands. Diamond sword- Your clearly dumber

    • @brandonbombplays9304
      @brandonbombplays9304 3 года назад +6

      When you get stabbed by a passive mob

    • @wackywyvern745
      @wackywyvern745 2 года назад +1

      I was the 666th like. I am the anti-christ

  • @vitocipponeri6773
    @vitocipponeri6773 5 лет назад +1921

    when you get told to watch this video and its already liked cause you watched it 2 years ago

  • @TriploonGD
    @TriploonGD 5 лет назад +659

    "one second I have to bully this guy"
    Welcome to Technoblade's RUclips channel

    • @unicornbetrayal
      @unicornbetrayal 5 лет назад

      oh youre the gd recent levels guy lol

    • @latiinb
      @latiinb 5 лет назад

      “And away I go”

    • @kymanigwinn8458
      @kymanigwinn8458 4 года назад

      LOLL as soon as i saw this comment i accidentally clicked to the exact time 1:12

    • @rorymannion9575
      @rorymannion9575 4 года назад

      You watch marble races and route for cyan and watch technoblade I think we will have a good relationship

  • @harrisonandrews7713
    @harrisonandrews7713 2 года назад +261

    “Technoblade never dies” a true inspiration to millions, and has helped millions more with his generosity. You and your humour through these dark times was truly immense. Condolences to You and your family. You will never be forgotten. One last time “Later nerd” has “Technoblade Never Dies”.
    Thank you Alex .Technoblade

    • @visionary_void
      @visionary_void 2 года назад

      10:20 Really aged like milk.

    • @cl6x
      @cl6x 2 года назад +1

      @@visionary_void no way he predicted his death 💀

    • @kristo2588
      @kristo2588 2 года назад

      bro u idiot this isnt the right video stop posting the same shit

    • @Cottons_.
      @Cottons_. 2 года назад

      @@visionary_voidreally moldy milk

    • @cackjooper
      @cackjooper 2 года назад +1

      maybe couldve put this comment on the recent video and not some random one from 2017

  • @Jaakkopetterijarmopekka
    @Jaakkopetterijarmopekka 4 года назад +1485

    Pigmen: The originals
    Piglins: The awesome new guys
    Technoblade: The deadliest pigman

    • @magix_7391
      @magix_7391 4 года назад +29

      Ain’t a pigman. He doesn’t get friends to help him kill one guy, it takes one of him to kill friends

    • @thebadomenz
      @thebadomenz 4 года назад +2

      I have a “cool” backstory for techno’s character thingy- wanna read it??

    • @wytildlool
      @wytildlool 4 года назад +1

      @@thebadomenz yes

    • @thebadomenz
      @thebadomenz 4 года назад +23

      @@wytildlool technoblade is just a heavily evolved piglin and he travelled to the overworld because of the portal ‘Player’ left. There was a witch nearby, and when he killed the witch she dropped a health potion.
      Being a new, improved, and curious entity, techno drinks the potion and his mental, and physical wounds heal up. He is somehow given health like a player, and knowledge like one. He is also then transformed into an overworld pig- because Piglins turn into zombified piglins in the overworld correct?? So yeah- he just stole the leather armour and made it into his clothing- smelted golden ingots and other small gems for his crown and wool for his fur trimming- and so on
      It sounds really dumb when I type it out but it sounded really badass in my head Hahahsjs,,

    • @mr.clockwork
      @mr.clockwork 4 года назад +9

      @@thebadomenz no it is good it is not dumb

  • @japester5927
    @japester5927 5 лет назад +5387

    imagine trying to advertise your channel
    but then the big YTber censors it

    • @decent_human_
      @decent_human_ 5 лет назад +397

      ah yes, the big RUclipsrBer

    • @natmik7983
      @natmik7983 5 лет назад +208

      Ah no, must be the RUclipsber

    • @njo197
      @njo197 5 лет назад +72

      Yt = RUclips not RUclipsr

    • @RinRan1
      @RinRan1 5 лет назад +10

      Feels bad man 😔

    • @steviegt6
      @steviegt6 5 лет назад +24

      njo then big YouTubber

  • @tree_addict280
    @tree_addict280 2 года назад +229

    Man, rest well Techno. You'll need the energy for your Hypixel games in the sky.

    • @Brass319
      @Brass319 2 года назад +2

      "I'm gonna prove that technoblade does die" too late, they weren't the one to prove it

  • @JoshaZW
    @JoshaZW 4 года назад +8766

    If you ever feel useless, remember, Technoblade's sword exists.

  • @MelAegis
    @MelAegis 3 года назад +3307

    I like how He just casually wipes out half of the teams single handedly without any weapons

  • @prosoldier2838
    @prosoldier2838 4 года назад +4914

    That’s why he’s called techNOBLADE

  • @GUYSWITHGOOSE1355
    @GUYSWITHGOOSE1355 10 месяцев назад +5

    growing up watching someone who used to be a simple yet funny youtuber to later becoming a legend has to be the greatest achievement anyone can ever have. I'm glad I am one of them. Technoblade never dies

  • @jeaffehyss5380
    @jeaffehyss5380 7 лет назад +2833

    *"you're teamed with a youtuber that has 54 subs"*
    Techno: omg can you give me a shout out?
    0:49

  • @grumpyninja26
    @grumpyninja26 4 года назад +5511

    "You're teamed with a youtuber with 54 subs"
    "Can you shout me out?"
    And people wonder how Techno got 5 mil subs🙄

  • @danjohnson1452
    @danjohnson1452 5 лет назад +778

    There is nowhere to run. There is nowhere to hide. For Technoblade S M E L L S Y O U

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 5 лет назад +13

      "I smell a N E R D" -TechnoBlade

    • @nakupovani1
      @nakupovani1 5 лет назад +2

      Oh s**t I've feared this moment

    • @CottonBunn
      @CottonBunn 4 года назад +3

      he smells your fear. your horror. he knows your every movement. accept your fate.

    • @nakupovani1
      @nakupovani1 4 года назад +1

      @@CottonBunn what if.... we get 3 opperators to kill him (once) nah then he'll kick the opperators

    • @CottonBunn
      @CottonBunn 4 года назад

      nakupovani1 nobody can stop him

  • @Bugnapper
    @Bugnapper 10 месяцев назад +25

    Bawaingg:im gonna prove that technoblade does die
    Techno:and I took that personally

  • @josephtan6217
    @josephtan6217 4 года назад +504

    10:07 that man just deflected a fireball with a bow what a legend

    • @Winjago-
      @Winjago- 4 года назад +15

      return to sender!

    • @edgelordsupreme3961
      @edgelordsupreme3961 4 года назад +7

      thats not that hard tho mate

    • @KC-gb4vr
      @KC-gb4vr 4 года назад +67

      @@edgelordsupreme3961 but it is pretty impressive for a bedwars player,tho

    • @edgelordsupreme3961
      @edgelordsupreme3961 4 года назад +7

      @@KC-gb4vr yeah i see what you mean

    • @MONSTIZE_743
      @MONSTIZE_743 4 года назад

      @@edgelordsupreme3961 ACCIDENT!!!!

  • @dustirlmp2279
    @dustirlmp2279 4 года назад +1439

    minecraft weapons:
    -sword
    -java axe
    -bow
    -crossbow
    -peppa pigs knockback V fists (lol technoblade)

    • @josedopaopaoapaoapoa7176
      @josedopaopaoapaoapoa7176 3 года назад +23

      water and lava buckets wants to know your location

    • @shadohlojik2001
      @shadohlojik2001 3 года назад +17

      @SOME BODY TOUCHA MY SPAGUET dream’s wooden blocks which killed all three hunters

    • @dustirlmp2279
      @dustirlmp2279 3 года назад +5

      I forgot all those weapons,

    • @pluto7275
      @pluto7275 3 года назад +12

      tridents are also a thing

    • @danielhill1553
      @danielhill1553 3 года назад +6

      Pickaxe?

  • @xndr247
    @xndr247 5 лет назад +830

    “I can smell youuuuuuuuu”
    Techno blade 2017

    • @knight1706
      @knight1706 5 лет назад +7

      “I can smell you” seananners 2012

    • @rishiyip5332
      @rishiyip5332 5 лет назад +1

      I born in1999

    • @jakes1566
      @jakes1566 4 года назад +1

      @Glitter raccoon hollow knight gang

    • @Haze1o1
      @Haze1o1 4 года назад +1

      I read that as that happened

    • @heiancaster
      @heiancaster 4 года назад

      @@Haze1o1 same

  • @kazoo.0821
    @kazoo.0821 2 года назад +9

    techno's bedwars videos fr make me feel so much joy. rest in power. we miss you.

  • @mrnegative3419
    @mrnegative3419 4 года назад +558

    John wick: I killed 3 men with a pencil
    Dream: I killed 3 people with wooden planks and a ravine in speedrunner vs 3 hunters
    Technoblade: I killed all in bedwars with my fist

    • @mhtplayz3948
      @mhtplayz3948 4 года назад +12

      STOP WITH THE DREAM!DREAM IS TRASH STOP WITH HIM THINK ABOUT REALS DREAMS ABOUT LIFE YOU NERD!!!!

    • @kon9708
      @kon9708 4 года назад +29

      MHTplayz XD chill out

    • @mrnegative3419
      @mrnegative3419 4 года назад +18

      @@mhtplayz3948 just know that I do not think dream to be the best
      I just prefer him to most others with full knowledge that there is someone out there who is better then him and technoblade

    • @wytildlool
      @wytildlool 4 года назад +12

      @@mhtplayz3948 ik dream is hella overrated but chill ffs

    • @randomnoob2326
      @randomnoob2326 4 года назад +2

      the call him one punch man

  • @Amirballed
    @Amirballed 5 лет назад +173

    Technoblade in another video: "If you don't click on this really old video, i'll be slightly anoyyed, and you don't wanna see me when i'm slightly anoyyed."
    Me: Scared for my life.

    • @D3icide_
      @D3icide_ 4 года назад +1

      THATS THE REASON I WATCHED THIS

  • @psycopath8499
    @psycopath8499 4 года назад +169

    sunbear: "youre teamed with a youtuber with 54 subs"
    everyone: *are you joking me right now*

  • @crypticaledits
    @crypticaledits 2 года назад +4

    The " Dude gimmi a shoutout" was insanely funny ngl xD

  • @NOAHBENJ
    @NOAHBENJ 3 года назад +276

    "I had no expectations and still was disappointed. Welcome to bedwars."
    -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

    • @graduation_bear
      @graduation_bear 3 года назад +1

      THESE KIDS ARE TRASHHHHHH… THEY CAN GET COMBOED BY A WOOL BLOCK

    • @user-rd8ln5zm6z
      @user-rd8ln5zm6z 3 года назад

      @@graduation_bear lol true

  • @RinRan1
    @RinRan1 5 лет назад +285

    Technoblade: why does this game hate me??
    Also Technoblade: *wins game by killing people with his hand*

    • @archaicfalcon4898
      @archaicfalcon4898 4 года назад +2

      I wish the game would let you win if it hated you, the game just lets me lose if it hates me

    • @basenthesham8705
      @basenthesham8705 4 года назад +1

      The game hates him because when he place a tnt It pushes him to the TNT

  • @swimsanity4736
    @swimsanity4736 4 года назад +218

    "I had no expectations yet still managed to be disappointed." -Sun Tzu, the Art of War

  • @pigwiskey5479
    @pigwiskey5479 2 года назад +39

    I don't care that he's dead, he's forever gonna be someone I watch whenever I'm feeling down. This channel is home, theseus.
    Edit: to specify for anyone confused abt the first sentence; I do care techno died. I'm gonna cry abt it till I'm on my own death bed. But I wish to honor him till that day comes to me as well as he was a huge inspiration to me and millions of others. Rest in peace, king

    • @amax0076
      @amax0076 2 года назад +1

      pls phrase it better some child is only gonna read the first part and get mad

    • @MarcoAdventures
      @MarcoAdventures 2 года назад

      As much as I agree with Key I also agree with the reply

    • @talsubach5979
      @talsubach5979 2 года назад

      @@MarcoAdventures I dont. If someone takes offence, that's their own problem.

    • @pigwiskey5479
      @pigwiskey5479 2 года назад

      @@MarcoAdventures I like how u gave me a nickname for my already nickname😅 I found it rlly funny, like actually. This isn't a mockery, I luv that😂💙

  • @hranry5021
    @hranry5021 4 года назад +439

    Techno: “THIS DREAM IS ALIVE!”
    Me: no... u killed him

    • @hiedemariebalundo5832
      @hiedemariebalundo5832 4 года назад +6

      In the duel right?
      Srry i didnt watch it i didnt know about it i just started being a dream fan

    • @hranry5021
      @hranry5021 4 года назад +8

      @@hiedemariebalundo5832 yeah you’re right ( if you just started being a fan don’t worry about it)

    • @CubicSnowYT
      @CubicSnowYT 4 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @Pinkpipola
      @Pinkpipola 4 года назад +2

      LLLLL DREAM IS BAD LLLLL also this is 3 years old and dream is irrelevant here

    • @idomvrap
      @idomvrap 4 года назад

      Bad joke

  • @legendario3952
    @legendario3952 5 лет назад +454

    I have been summoned here by techno so he doesn't get slightly annoyed

    • @tacticalpmc8117
      @tacticalpmc8117 5 лет назад +13

      Because guns

    • @spaghettidemon9847
      @spaghettidemon9847 5 лет назад

      ??? I'm confused

    • @aydenzinter2849
      @aydenzinter2849 5 лет назад +5

      Or mildly inconvenienced

    • @kitchenroam1509
      @kitchenroam1509 4 года назад +13

      @@spaghettidemon9847 in another video he told people to watch this exact video youre watching or he will get slightly annoyed

  • @chocpix
    @chocpix 4 года назад +406

    I like how when you kill someone, the deathmessage says
    “[ThePlayersName] was oinked by Technoblade”

  • @ПламенаВълчева-ф5х
    @ПламенаВълчева-ф5х 2 года назад +46

    I am on a mission to watch every single one of techno's videos again... I can't belive how the worst things happen to the best people...RIP, technoblade...

    • @ImperialisticTendencies
      @ImperialisticTendencies 2 года назад +4

      God is cruel, he does terrible things to great people, we just need to carry on there legacy

    • @2FaceGames
      @2FaceGames 2 года назад

      @@ImperialisticTendencies How dare you say that.

    • @idioticluker1
      @idioticluker1 Год назад

      @@2FaceGames 🤓

    • @2FaceGames
      @2FaceGames Год назад

      @@idioticluker1 k. ;/

    • @gronglus25
      @gronglus25 Год назад

      @2FaceGames not his fault god is a fuckbag

  • @googer332
    @googer332 5 лет назад +275

    when he said "if i win this fight you have to sub, youtube terms and conditions." i actually subbed

  • @Ghajestis
    @Ghajestis 4 года назад +1218

    gray: "i'm gonna prove technoblade does die"
    10 seconds later:
    "technoblade NEVER DIES"

  • @NotNonamelol
    @NotNonamelol 4 года назад +54

    „Dude, you‘re teamed with a YTber with 54 subs.“
    „Dude, gimme a shoutout.“
    Now that’s what I call a collaboration.

  • @tissuewithblockguy5634
    @tissuewithblockguy5634 2 года назад +12

    My bro is gonna be playing bedwars with god up there

  • @genchu
    @genchu 7 лет назад +172

    Dude, your basically the reason minecraft is not cancer to me. Thanks man, I'm 18 now and have Long quit minecraft, but I love your vids mate

    • @AshleyLoDMoM
      @AshleyLoDMoM 7 лет назад +8

      geniue you're

    • @NotOcular
      @NotOcular 7 лет назад +11

      geniue lmao 18 years old yet still don’t know what your/you’re to use

    • @parisfrance6044
      @parisfrance6044 7 лет назад +1

      Xboy21 He used the correct term. You’re the kid.

    • @NotOcular
      @NotOcular 7 лет назад +12

      My name's Jeff no he didn’t on his first line he said “your the reason...”
      It is you’re not your

    • @parisfrance6044
      @parisfrance6044 7 лет назад +2

      Xboy21 Oh nvm I thought the second one

  • @Splitstrike_00
    @Splitstrike_00 4 года назад +176

    "This video is back in your recommendeds"-Sun Tzu, Art of War

    • @JacobRise1492
      @JacobRise1492 4 года назад +2

      lmao

    • @zealfplays6483
      @zealfplays6483 4 года назад +1

      L-ma-o

    • @ang1217sr
      @ang1217sr 4 года назад

      Underrated comment

    • @gabrielbarron7667
      @gabrielbarron7667 3 года назад

      Someone else in one of the other comments actually unknowingly said "thats not a sun tzo quote" to someone else literally saying after someone told him its a joke "oh your going to play it off as a joke rigght" and I was prepared to commit mass genocide honestly

    • @uzmanaveed4877
      @uzmanaveed4877 3 года назад

      @@gabrielbarron7667 yea i saw that

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 4 года назад +107

    0:47 The layers of irony here are so thick it might be able to rival Techno's teammate's skull.

  • @flameiz3710
    @flameiz3710 2 года назад +35

    I don't know if anybody else is just going through Techno's old videos, but he really didn't deserve to die. He was an amazing human and managed to raise over 150K$ for cancer treatment by playing games. Rest in peace techno. You will be missed.

    • @haccer6353
      @haccer6353 2 года назад +2

      I’m right with you there, the world will sorely miss this man, and be worse off for the loss

    • @Grocgodile
      @Grocgodile Год назад

      Rest in pig

  • @diamondnose750
    @diamondnose750 4 года назад +72

    *"Bedwars: Mission Impossible"*
    proceeds to win multiple matches without a weapon

    • @Krisztian08
      @Krisztian08 2 года назад +1

      The mission was impossible for the enemies.

  • @GreenBat_5
    @GreenBat_5 4 года назад +49

    Techno: I don’t need this sword anymore
    Knock back stick: pls try me

    • @thecorruption3184
      @thecorruption3184 3 года назад +2

      Techno: you count as a weapon, so I'm not allowed to, maybe next time

  • @pruthashetty9254
    @pruthashetty9254 4 года назад +108

    Techno : does a 1v4 no armour, no sword whilst he's blindfolded.
    Me : Hmmm... Meh, average techno vid.

    • @oatmealdoodles
      @oatmealdoodles 3 года назад +10

      Technoblade: Wins in a 1v. 1,021
      Me: 😑
      Technoblade: beats a squid at farming potatoes
      Me: 😳😲🤭

    • @thecorruption3184
      @thecorruption3184 3 года назад +3

      Techno: I beat someone with jacked controls me:meh average techno techno: I'm gonna upload once a month now me: HOLY SH-

  • @TeamError404Official
    @TeamError404Official 2 года назад +5

    "I'm gonna prove technoblade does die." That hits hard now...

  • @LarryTL
    @LarryTL 7 лет назад +2485

    now do the same thing, but with a steering wheel

    • @itswjd
      @itswjd 7 лет назад +17

      Larry lmao

    • @KingDiamondYT
      @KingDiamondYT 7 лет назад +64

      Larry hardcore fans will know what a steering wheel means to techno blade

    • @LarryTL
      @LarryTL 7 лет назад +73

      ZylonnDesigns And by hardcore, you mean fans that watched the stream 2 days ago?

    • @theJ576
      @theJ576 7 лет назад +4

      Larry it's when he played blitz I think

    • @viltrixz4622
      @viltrixz4622 7 лет назад +2

      HAHHAA

  • @kingofbubbles6220
    @kingofbubbles6220 4 года назад +53

    "All he had was a diamond sword..." He says after beating him in a PvP battle using his hands alone.

  • @v1nceifhewenttothesun682
    @v1nceifhewenttothesun682 3 года назад +16

    "i had no expectations but I still managed
    to be disappointed"
    That reminds me of what i ve been hearin for the past 10 years

  • @You_7128
    @You_7128 2 года назад +2

    One of my fav vids, Remember watching it when it came out, I was in highschool about to graduate. First video played on my laptop. RIP brotherman.

  • @slm20408
    @slm20408 3 года назад +36

    Everyone: fights with swords.
    Techno: THE POWER SLAP

  • @8_BitMan
    @8_BitMan 3 года назад +38

    Technoblade: *gets really scared of getting spotted by aqua team for some reason
    Also Techno: *flawlesses aqua into the void

  • @emmettfpss
    @emmettfpss 3 года назад +49

    Technoblade: "I need to wait until they make a mistake"
    Green team in their minds: "downloading this game was a mistake"

  • @styrophone
    @styrophone 2 года назад

    the simplest words, yet they contain so much power

  • @natin3125
    @natin3125 4 года назад +90

    0:07 Imagine if this was how the winstreak ended

  • @molleerox
    @molleerox 4 года назад +214

    "Don't mind me just killing your base"
    -Technoblade, an english major

  • @ozzie3389
    @ozzie3389 3 года назад +61

    it makes me happy seeing how excited technoblade was about killing the last dude at the end, you can just hear the joy in his voice

  • @TiggyTVAnimations
    @TiggyTVAnimations 2 года назад +11

    I used to watch your videos techno, I really liked your channel, your skill, your jokes, your content, and most of the time, I was on the computer watching your videos, its really sad about the news, I really hope your family gets better, and of course, rest in peace my guy, ill be missing ya.

  • @cbyt808
    @cbyt808 5 лет назад +93

    Thanos: thare are only puny Mortals in this universe.
    Technoblade: *literally takes down 8 teams in bed Wars with only his hands*
    Thanos: well I'm packing my bags

  • @_voy_
    @_voy_ 5 лет назад +503

    *You're teamed with a youtuber with 54 subs*
    Techno *Your teamed with a youtuber who has 10000x that (in 2019 at least)*

    • @heinbrits3257
      @heinbrits3257 5 лет назад +1

      pure sarcasm why he no upload?

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 лет назад +1

      @@_voy_ why he no upload?

    • @Vinylsen
      @Vinylsen 5 лет назад +1

      pure sarcasm why he no upload?

    • @dinou1337
      @dinou1337 5 лет назад +1

      @@_voy_ Why he no upload?

    • @RareChernobyl
      @RareChernobyl 5 лет назад +3

      Bruh 10000×54 is 5.4 million

  • @PerfectMachine
    @PerfectMachine 7 лет назад +39

    0.5 speed makes him sound sleep deprived.

  • @ThomasDunka
    @ThomasDunka Год назад +3

    players: HOW HE KEEPS WINING
    me: technoblade never dies

  • @cottonball_
    @cottonball_ 5 лет назад +36

    SunbearMC (2017): bro r u techoblade?
    SunbearMC (2019): Yep. He's Techoblade.

    • @kornknight6383
      @kornknight6383 5 лет назад

      Who is techoblade

    • @river7591
      @river7591 5 лет назад +1

      @@kornknight6383 I really dont know who he is, everyone talking about this technoblade

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 5 лет назад

      @@river7591 Seems to me that like a bald nerd

    • @river7591
      @river7591 5 лет назад

      @@oH_._ yea im kinda scared of him, ive heard rumours that when he got called a bald idiot he used the no u card while playing tnt run and while reading donations...

    • @cottonball_
      @cottonball_ 4 года назад +1

      @@river7591 yeah but he has hot elbows so dont worry hes not scary

  • @hayhayplayz9958
    @hayhayplayz9958 3 года назад +27

    everyone:
    uses Minecraft swords to fight in bedwars
    Technoblade:
    I perfer smite 5 fists

  • @vegitoblue8270
    @vegitoblue8270 7 лет назад +350

    Dude, never fix the keyboard. ITS LIKE ASMR.

    • @saltypakoda5333
      @saltypakoda5333 5 лет назад +10

      Im a year late but his keyboard wasn't broken.

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 лет назад

      3 months late

    • @closetweeb8492
      @closetweeb8492 5 лет назад +2

      It's just a mechanical keyboard look it up

    • @patronbubbo
      @patronbubbo 5 лет назад +3

      I think what he meant was fixing the audio file by removing the sound the keyboard makes.

    • @jacksonramsden7622
      @jacksonramsden7622 5 лет назад

      Emilio Andres Wooosh

  • @pnutsking4025
    @pnutsking4025 2 года назад +3

    this vid was made exactly 5 years before a legend passed. R.I.P I love u, u saved my happiness, childhood, and quarantine so many damn times and u don't even know it. Legend. I miss u.

    • @Faxyor
      @Faxyor 2 года назад +2

      yes

  • @jweezus.
    @jweezus. 3 года назад +33

    Everything Techno does in this video for normal players: Mission Impossible
    The same thing when Techno does it: Mission Possible

  • @bahura1
    @bahura1 3 года назад +42

    He is the definition of a cool uncle
    Low voice
    God at video games
    Has a light laugh
    Amazing at online pvp

  • @vdrrrrr
    @vdrrrrr 3 года назад +76

    If you ever feel useless, just remember techno bought a sword.

    • @HillBilly_Urbex
      @HillBilly_Urbex 3 года назад

      u fucken copied that u really are a loser XD

  • @lanceslance2930
    @lanceslance2930 2 года назад +1

    “All he has is a diamond sword, not very strong” - Techno
    “OnE pUnnnnChhhh!”

  • @impulse7902
    @impulse7902 7 лет назад +57

    I laughed so hard at "your teamed with a youtuber with 54 subs" when he doesn't realize he's playing with someone with 183k lmao. Stream was awesome bro, keep it up

    • @CoffeePotsPvP
      @CoffeePotsPvP 7 лет назад +4

      Im at 85 now

    • @cruscruscruscrus
      @cruscruscruscrus 6 лет назад

      Dont worry ive got this! I'm a __ year old with 54 subs......... techno: um........I got over 400k......
      Me:...........can I have 900 more plz so I can have 1k and feel special for once........ Reality: no u

    • @axeus2008
      @axeus2008 6 лет назад +1

      Almost 500k now... oof that nerd gets subs fast which is gud because technoblade is life

    • @johnnyh8731
      @johnnyh8731 6 лет назад

      Beat skeppy tecono

  • @josephcommentguy2788
    @josephcommentguy2788 3 года назад +17

    10:09 can we appreciate that guy shot back the fireball with his bow

    • @kat_rebrand
      @kat_rebrand 3 года назад

      I never noticed that... pog

  • @griffindyal7776
    @griffindyal7776 5 лет назад +111

    When there’s guns in bedwars in 2019

  • @nimbulus1133
    @nimbulus1133 2 года назад +10

    Even in his final battle he took his cancer away with him, what a legend

  • @DuckManQuacking
    @DuckManQuacking 7 лет назад +118

    SunBearMC is a true legend. He will be in our hearts forever

  • @Kinshukk
    @Kinshukk 7 лет назад +420

    u r so good at it man!!

  • @billythesillyy
    @billythesillyy 3 года назад +17

    Techno's "I can smell you~~" at 6:17 is downright terrifying

  • @SkydivingChiken
    @SkydivingChiken 2 года назад +6

    We will never forget you Legend " TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES"

  • @endurourbanfreeride3801
    @endurourbanfreeride3801 3 года назад +7

    Enemy: This guy must be stressing so much right now
    Techno: Bababadabababadabababadabababada

  • @originpulse4234
    @originpulse4234 4 года назад +45

    I need a t-shirt that just says “You walked off the map by yourself!” with a picture of a Minecraft bed below it. No other context will be provided.

  • @isabellepeay2892
    @isabellepeay2892 4 года назад +25

    "I had no expectations and I still managed to be disappointed."
    Me abut everything XDDD

  • @NxghtFlyer
    @NxghtFlyer 8 месяцев назад +3

    The nostalgia 😭 See you in heaven king 👑

  • @aparnaadutta9100
    @aparnaadutta9100 3 года назад +15

    The ending was the greatest comeback I’ve seen