bedwars: mission impossible

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  • @lizzie_lestrange5895
    @lizzie_lestrange5895 6 лет назад +3113

    0:27
    "I had no expectations and I still managed to be disappointed, welcome to bedwars."
    -Technoblade

    • @Dragon56107
      @Dragon56107 5 лет назад +7

      More like "welcome to my world"
      Self rect
      :P

    • @algebrascout3949
      @algebrascout3949 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @dr.noodles2437
      @dr.noodles2437 5 лет назад +1

      wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @nayy0001
      @nayy0001 5 лет назад +3

      More like “welcome to za warudo”

    • @TheEsutan
      @TheEsutan 5 лет назад

      999th like, I have calved the path for the chosen one. Go, this is your destiny

  • @natebit7167
    @natebit7167 5 лет назад +7871

    This man fought and killed numerous people holding
    - an arrow
    - an Iron ingot
    - assorted blocks of wool
    - absolutely nothing
    - *telepathic powers which force them to walk into the void*

    • @capt_noo
      @capt_noo 4 года назад +422

      He once killed 9 players in a skywars game
      with a *pickaxe*
      *a hekin pickaxe*

    • @localh-bardealer2288
      @localh-bardealer2288 4 года назад +143

      Don't forget sandstone

    • @levithomas4001
      @levithomas4001 4 года назад +182

      Yeah, all of those weapons need to be nerfed.

    • @archaicfalcon4898
      @archaicfalcon4898 4 года назад +117

      Levi Thomas Forget the weapon, we need to nerf Technoblade’s fists

    • @anegg2090
      @anegg2090 4 года назад +69

      Technoblade : killed players with shovel
      Me : have sharpness 3 diamond sword and die to alex skin with iron sword

  • @jonathann2093
    @jonathann2093 5 лет назад +15324

    How does this dude have Knockback IV fists
    Update 3 years later:
    Rest in peace Techno. Your legacy will live on forever.

    • @offbeat_yt9605
      @offbeat_yt9605 5 лет назад +998

      Jonathan McCann because he’s technoblade

    • @nayy0001
      @nayy0001 5 лет назад +580

      offbeat _YT
      And Technoblade NEVA DIES
      :(

    • @rruax
      @rruax 5 лет назад +403

      he just w-taps when he hits :v)

    • @REDandBLUEandORANGE
      @REDandBLUEandORANGE 5 лет назад +252

      He has 3 ping

    • @conkey7347
      @conkey7347 5 лет назад +89

      @@rruax technoblade w taps?

  • @Melonapplesauce
    @Melonapplesauce 2 года назад +357

    This video was 1 of the best bedwars videos I have watched back in 2017-2018, he was such an inspiration, goodbye Techno. :(

    • @William_Asston
      @William_Asston 2 года назад +3

      exactly why i came back. just for that exclamation at the end.

    • @klever2183
      @klever2183 2 года назад +1

      Oh man(

    • @crakz1
      @crakz1 Год назад +1

      how do i keep finding ur comments lmao
      technoblade never dies

    • @Melonapplesauce
      @Melonapplesauce Год назад

      @@crakz1 lol yeah I comment everywhere

    • @o.Froggy.o
      @o.Froggy.o Год назад +3

      Hey, don't be sad about losing Techno but rather let's be happy that we had him in the first place. If you focus on the good times and cherish then rather than the being sad about the bad times, then you will feel much better. I'm not saying to not miss techno or to act like his death doesn't matter, I'm just saying that if we remember the good times rather than the bad times, then the memory of techno will be preserved longer on account of people wanting to witness his greatness with their own eyes. So don't be sad that he's gone, just be glad that we got to know him in our lifetime, because techno would have wanted us to be happy, and to keep going forward with a smile on our face, so let's be happy, and let's do it for Techno

  • @crazyjaks1095
    @crazyjaks1095 5 лет назад +4445

    Random person: so what is your favourite sword enchantment?
    Technoblade: What's a sword?

    • @nice-me9ce
      @nice-me9ce 4 года назад +6

      TechnoBlade be like: eww who uses a sword anymore?!? That's so 2015

    • @rockhat1072
      @rockhat1072 4 года назад +3

      Ofc

    • @Caligtag
      @Caligtag 4 года назад

      Navint Abrar Oliver ofc lolll

    • @brian7731
      @brian7731 4 года назад +3

      "Swords are for casual, fist are for immortals"
      -sun tzu, the art of war

  • @sophymorrow4569
    @sophymorrow4569 4 года назад +6151

    i like how techno says "ok here's the plan:'' and then says nothing and moves on with his life

  • @JustinRed624
    @JustinRed624 5 лет назад +15771

    Technoblade: I'm gonna wait for these guys to make a mistake
    Guys: **challenges technoblade**
    Technoblade: *That's a mistake*

    • @gramphoplive9169
      @gramphoplive9169 5 лет назад +385

      Justin R. Holy shit I’m early to a Justin comment

    • @taseenk5083
      @taseenk5083 5 лет назад +270

      Gramphop Bruh He’s a fake

    • @kachowgang808yt4
      @kachowgang808yt4 5 лет назад +171

      @@_anniee__ you know he's talking about Justin Y.? The person who appears in almost every comment section?

    • @gammon_gaming
      @gammon_gaming 5 лет назад +92

      @@_anniee__ this is the best comment of all time

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  5 лет назад +4355

      LMAO

  • @rexevan3628
    @rexevan3628 2 года назад +1625

    "technoblade never dies" he never will, in our hearts hes still alive, rest in peace legend and thanks for the memories and the people you inspired.

    • @kennewlite6974
      @kennewlite6974 2 года назад +2

      :(

    • @KetamineUser69
      @KetamineUser69 2 года назад +6

      technoblade more like technodead now

    • @kennewlite6974
      @kennewlite6974 2 года назад +33

      @@KetamineUser69 not funny

    • @KetamineUser69
      @KetamineUser69 2 года назад +1

      never intended to be

    • @KetamineUser69
      @KetamineUser69 2 года назад

      @@kennewlite6974 it doesnt matter if someone dies, ur going to die too and so do I, why mourning a guys death, when 114 others die every day?

  • @michaelgilbert7489
    @michaelgilbert7489 4 года назад +649

    10:15 "ah... okay... all he had was a diamond sword, not very strong"
    ascension 100

  • @bloopdeboop1707
    @bloopdeboop1707 4 года назад +2006

    Other people: *exist*
    Technoblade: *T H A T W A S A M I S T A K E*

    • @flicksbygav
      @flicksbygav 4 года назад +2

      No comments?

    • @Walyck.
      @Walyck. 4 года назад +3

      u mean in the game or in irl cuz there is mistakes in both worlds

    • @bruhmoment8682
      @bruhmoment8682 4 года назад +1

      400th like lol.

    • @Walyck.
      @Walyck. 4 года назад +1

      @@bruhmoment8682 good job

    • @justden4920
      @justden4920 4 года назад

      No no no it should be
      Other people: born
      Technoblade: that was a mistake
      I think that is better

  • @ohn8940
    @ohn8940 4 года назад +4500

    "a pickaxe counts as a weapon"
    he predicted it all

    • @brett_webber233
      @brett_webber233 3 года назад +22

      wattt i don't get it

    • @dunjaluk9698
      @dunjaluk9698 3 года назад +25

      @@brett_webber233 maybe about change of pvp in MC after new version but I don't know when this was uploaded and I forgot on which version of MC the pvp changed lol

    • @brett_webber233
      @brett_webber233 3 года назад +10

      @@dunjaluk9698 1.9

    • @creoplasma
      @creoplasma 3 года назад +234

      @@brett_webber233 in dream smp techno used a pickaxe as his main weapon when he was with tommy

    • @brett_webber233
      @brett_webber233 3 года назад +20

      @@creoplasma ohhhhh yeah now I remember

  • @hsa5191
    @hsa5191 2 года назад +712

    “I am the greatest bed wars player to ever play this game” indeed he was.. R.I.P technoblade. He was a hero to millions..

    • @sometacodude9009
      @sometacodude9009 2 года назад +5

      He still is!

    • @theripperandtearer6598
      @theripperandtearer6598 2 года назад +1

      @@sometacodude9009 was....

    • @sometacodude9009
      @sometacodude9009 2 года назад +2

      @@theripperandtearer6598 Yeah I was thinking it was a joke but no...
      He was my favorite youtuber

    • @AndroidX1X
      @AndroidX1X 2 года назад

      Was guys 💩

    • @chainman958
      @chainman958 2 года назад +1

      give blood because as they say he was the blood god and well BLOOD FOR THR BLOOD GOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @onienlol
    @onienlol 5 лет назад +3918

    "Your teamed with a youtuber with 54 subs"
    "DUDE GIVE ME A SHOUTOUT"
    i'm dead xd

    • @22XERO22
      @22XERO22 4 года назад +77

      Should gave responded with "And your teamed with a youtuber with 1.73M subs" (Idk how many subs he had when this video was uploaded.)

    • @igisz8799
      @igisz8799 4 года назад +114

      Retr0 wdym u don’t know how many, there is a subcount in the top right LOL

    • @memeweft9694
      @memeweft9694 4 года назад +6

      Igisz hahahah

    • @Assin247
      @Assin247 4 года назад +24

      Igisz he said “when the video was uploaded” ...... that was two years ago. He got more since then. Obviously.

    • @whisperon
      @whisperon 4 года назад +26

      Assin247 that counter was when that was recorded it's not recent so uh yeah and why would he reply with the subs he has now he can't see in the future of anything

  • @karalyzel3177
    @karalyzel3177 3 года назад +2786

    "When fighting Technoblade, don't"
    ~Sun Tzu the Art of War

  • @danitonitroespanol5419
    @danitonitroespanol5419 4 года назад +2659

    Imagine being defeated by a guy who doesn't even bother to use a sword

    • @micahftw6432
      @micahftw6432 4 года назад +23

      tbf those people REALLY sucked at pvp

    • @Coldbreeze69
      @Coldbreeze69 4 года назад +23

      @@micahftw6432 i mean techno was criting them so they prob looked bad when it was just game mechanics

    • @micahftw6432
      @micahftw6432 4 года назад +10

      @@Coldbreeze69 crits hardly do anything over than damage they litreally couldnt even look at him

    • @wooser
      @wooser 4 года назад +2

      Nor even a pickaxe.

    • @TimDaOne
      @TimDaOne 3 года назад +6

      Welcome to Hypixel

  • @sle3pyking
    @sle3pyking 2 года назад +401

    Months after Techno's death, a sleep-deprived teenager in a Technoblade skin flocks Bed Wars beating up small children in the middle of the night
    Techno
    Never
    Dies

    • @Kitsune0517
      @Kitsune0517 2 года назад +13

      bro facts

    • @MarklysWorldGaming
      @MarklysWorldGaming Год назад +5

      Yor right to doe you have a body death and then when you triely die is only when everyone has forgotten you so you are right

    • @flameboi27
      @flameboi27 Год назад +3

      Techno Neva Dies

    • @gman4627
      @gman4627 Год назад +4

      the cycle continues

    • @darkpro_xgm
      @darkpro_xgm Год назад +1

      TECHNO NEVER DIES NEVER WILL!

  • @lunarorbitt
    @lunarorbitt 4 года назад +3278

    “In the hands of Technoblade, everything is a weapon” -Sun Tzu The Art of War

  • @JacobRise1492
    @JacobRise1492 3 года назад +8454

    If you ever feel useless, remember, techoblade has a teammate. And a sword.
    EDIT: rest in peace Technoblade. We all love you.

  • @ramoryx245
    @ramoryx245 3 года назад +1765

    "All he had was a diamond sword..."
    Man that guy must have gone into a serious depression upon being defeated by an unarmed pig.

    • @roywempor8395
      @roywempor8395 3 года назад +16

      "not very strong"

    • @unarmedguy
      @unarmedguy 3 года назад +9

      Techno is my long lost brother

    • @skrylive
      @skrylive 3 года назад

      Yea
      diamond sword- I am the Dumbest man alive Wooden sword- I am the most useful thing if im in techno's hands. Diamond sword- Your clearly dumber

    • @brandonbombplays9304
      @brandonbombplays9304 2 года назад +6

      When you get stabbed by a passive mob

    • @wackywyvern745
      @wackywyvern745 2 года назад +1

      I was the 666th like. I am the anti-christ

  • @curechiancamelia8704
    @curechiancamelia8704 2 года назад +178

    "Ill prove Technoblade does die"
    He won so so so many battles but not againts cancer. He is not in pain anymore.
    He can now rest and smile from above. He made all of our childhoods better. He will never be forgotten.
    RIP Technoblade, Alexander

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 месяцев назад +1

      E‎ ‎

    • @Hoecakes0
      @Hoecakes0 5 месяцев назад

      Cancer died with him so it's a draw, he never loses

    • @mishalebdva
      @mishalebdva 5 месяцев назад +7

      Sometimes I keep watching his videos and pretend that he's still here

    • @ryk4i
      @ryk4i 5 месяцев назад +6

      he didn’t lose against cancer. he took it down with him. the ultimate draw.

    • @silliful
      @silliful 2 месяца назад +1

      O7

  • @Leonid-e5i
    @Leonid-e5i 4 года назад +1184

    Player: *lives*
    Technoblade: "And I took it personally"

    • @allegryabutreal
      @allegryabutreal 3 года назад

      как скажешь леонид

    • @Leonid-e5i
      @Leonid-e5i 3 года назад +1

      @@allegryabutreal bruh

    • @namesarehardtopick5500
      @namesarehardtopick5500 3 года назад +1

      @@Leonid-e5i what did that person text

    • @masterkiwius5312
      @masterkiwius5312 3 года назад

      @Aaron Milkman
      He said “What did you say леонид"

    • @Soullo211
      @Soullo211 3 года назад +1

      Can switch Player to Orphans and it would still work

  • @MorkulaMuussi
    @MorkulaMuussi 4 года назад +1483

    Pigmen: The originals
    Piglins: The awesome new guys
    Technoblade: The deadliest pigman

    • @magix_7391
      @magix_7391 4 года назад +29

      Ain’t a pigman. He doesn’t get friends to help him kill one guy, it takes one of him to kill friends

    • @thebadomenz
      @thebadomenz 4 года назад +2

      I have a “cool” backstory for techno’s character thingy- wanna read it??

    • @wytildlool
      @wytildlool 4 года назад +1

      @@thebadomenz yes

    • @thebadomenz
      @thebadomenz 4 года назад +23

      @@wytildlool technoblade is just a heavily evolved piglin and he travelled to the overworld because of the portal ‘Player’ left. There was a witch nearby, and when he killed the witch she dropped a health potion.
      Being a new, improved, and curious entity, techno drinks the potion and his mental, and physical wounds heal up. He is somehow given health like a player, and knowledge like one. He is also then transformed into an overworld pig- because Piglins turn into zombified piglins in the overworld correct?? So yeah- he just stole the leather armour and made it into his clothing- smelted golden ingots and other small gems for his crown and wool for his fur trimming- and so on
      It sounds really dumb when I type it out but it sounded really badass in my head Hahahsjs,,

    • @mr.clockwork
      @mr.clockwork 4 года назад +9

      @@thebadomenz no it is good it is not dumb

  • @vitocipponeri6773
    @vitocipponeri6773 5 лет назад +1910

    when you get told to watch this video and its already liked cause you watched it 2 years ago

  • @Bugnapper
    @Bugnapper 9 месяцев назад +23

    Bawaingg:im gonna prove that technoblade does die
    Techno:and I took that personally

  • @JoshaZW
    @JoshaZW 4 года назад +8757

    If you ever feel useless, remember, Technoblade's sword exists.

  • @josephtan6217
    @josephtan6217 4 года назад +504

    10:07 that man just deflected a fireball with a bow what a legend

    • @Winjago-
      @Winjago- 4 года назад +15

      return to sender!

    • @edgelordsupreme3961
      @edgelordsupreme3961 4 года назад +7

      thats not that hard tho mate

    • @KC-gb4vr
      @KC-gb4vr 4 года назад +67

      @@edgelordsupreme3961 but it is pretty impressive for a bedwars player,tho

    • @edgelordsupreme3961
      @edgelordsupreme3961 4 года назад +7

      @@KC-gb4vr yeah i see what you mean

    • @humanoidnight1853
      @humanoidnight1853 4 года назад

      @@edgelordsupreme3961 ACCIDENT!!!!

  • @MelAegis
    @MelAegis 3 года назад +3305

    I like how He just casually wipes out half of the teams single handedly without any weapons

  • @tree_addict280
    @tree_addict280 2 года назад +228

    Man, rest well Techno. You'll need the energy for your Hypixel games in the sky.

    • @Brass319
      @Brass319 2 года назад +2

      "I'm gonna prove that technoblade does die" too late, they weren't the one to prove it

  • @TriploonGD
    @TriploonGD 5 лет назад +656

    "one second I have to bully this guy"
    Welcome to Technoblade's RUclips channel

    • @unicornbetrayal
      @unicornbetrayal 5 лет назад

      oh youre the gd recent levels guy lol

    • @latiinb
      @latiinb 5 лет назад

      “And away I go”

    • @kymanigwinn8458
      @kymanigwinn8458 4 года назад

      LOLL as soon as i saw this comment i accidentally clicked to the exact time 1:12

    • @rorymannion9575
      @rorymannion9575 4 года назад

      You watch marble races and route for cyan and watch technoblade I think we will have a good relationship

  • @jeaffehyss5380
    @jeaffehyss5380 7 лет назад +2833

    *"you're teamed with a youtuber that has 54 subs"*
    Techno: omg can you give me a shout out?
    0:49

  • @harrisonandrews7713
    @harrisonandrews7713 2 года назад +261

    “Technoblade never dies” a true inspiration to millions, and has helped millions more with his generosity. You and your humour through these dark times was truly immense. Condolences to You and your family. You will never be forgotten. One last time “Later nerd” has “Technoblade Never Dies”.
    Thank you Alex .Technoblade

    • @visionary_void
      @visionary_void 2 года назад

      10:20 Really aged like milk.

    • @cl6x
      @cl6x 2 года назад +1

      @@visionary_void no way he predicted his death 💀

    • @kristo2588
      @kristo2588 2 года назад

      bro u idiot this isnt the right video stop posting the same shit

    • @Cottons_.
      @Cottons_. 2 года назад

      @@visionary_voidreally moldy milk

    • @cackjooper
      @cackjooper 2 года назад +1

      maybe couldve put this comment on the recent video and not some random one from 2017

  • @xndr247
    @xndr247 5 лет назад +828

    “I can smell youuuuuuuuu”
    Techno blade 2017

    • @knight1706
      @knight1706 5 лет назад +7

      “I can smell you” seananners 2012

    • @rishiyip5332
      @rishiyip5332 4 года назад +1

      I born in1999

    • @jakes1566
      @jakes1566 4 года назад +1

      @Glitter raccoon hollow knight gang

    • @Haze1o1
      @Haze1o1 4 года назад +1

      I read that as that happened

    • @heiancaster
      @heiancaster 4 года назад

      @@Haze1o1 same

  • @danjohnson1452
    @danjohnson1452 5 лет назад +776

    There is nowhere to run. There is nowhere to hide. For Technoblade S M E L L S Y O U

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 5 лет назад +13

      "I smell a N E R D" -TechnoBlade

    • @nakupovani1
      @nakupovani1 4 года назад +2

      Oh s**t I've feared this moment

    • @CottonBunn
      @CottonBunn 4 года назад +3

      he smells your fear. your horror. he knows your every movement. accept your fate.

    • @nakupovani1
      @nakupovani1 4 года назад +1

      @@CottonBunn what if.... we get 3 opperators to kill him (once) nah then he'll kick the opperators

    • @CottonBunn
      @CottonBunn 4 года назад

      nakupovani1 nobody can stop him

  • @prosoldier2838
    @prosoldier2838 3 года назад +4815

    That’s why he’s called techNOBLADE

  • @kazoo.0821
    @kazoo.0821 2 года назад +8

    techno's bedwars videos fr make me feel so much joy. rest in power. we miss you.

  • @japester5927
    @japester5927 5 лет назад +5381

    imagine trying to advertise your channel
    but then the big YTber censors it

    • @decent_human_
      @decent_human_ 5 лет назад +397

      ah yes, the big RUclipsrBer

    • @natmik7983
      @natmik7983 5 лет назад +208

      Ah no, must be the RUclipsber

    • @njo197
      @njo197 5 лет назад +72

      Yt = RUclips not RUclipsr

    • @RinRan1
      @RinRan1 5 лет назад +10

      Feels bad man 😔

    • @steviegt6
      @steviegt6 5 лет назад +24

      njo then big YouTubber

  • @grumpyninja26
    @grumpyninja26 4 года назад +5514

    "You're teamed with a youtuber with 54 subs"
    "Can you shout me out?"
    And people wonder how Techno got 5 mil subs🙄

  • @dustirlmp2279
    @dustirlmp2279 3 года назад +1440

    minecraft weapons:
    -sword
    -java axe
    -bow
    -crossbow
    -peppa pigs knockback V fists (lol technoblade)

    • @josedopaopaoapaoapoa7176
      @josedopaopaoapaoapoa7176 3 года назад +23

      water and lava buckets wants to know your location

    • @shadohlojik2001
      @shadohlojik2001 3 года назад +17

      @SOME BODY TOUCHA MY SPAGUET dream’s wooden blocks which killed all three hunters

    • @dustirlmp2279
      @dustirlmp2279 3 года назад +5

      I forgot all those weapons,

    • @pluto7275
      @pluto7275 3 года назад +12

      tridents are also a thing

    • @danielhill1553
      @danielhill1553 3 года назад +6

      Pickaxe?

  • @GUYSWITHGOOSE1355
    @GUYSWITHGOOSE1355 8 месяцев назад +5

    growing up watching someone who used to be a simple yet funny youtuber to later becoming a legend has to be the greatest achievement anyone can ever have. I'm glad I am one of them. Technoblade never dies

  • @psycopath8499
    @psycopath8499 4 года назад +169

    sunbear: "youre teamed with a youtuber with 54 subs"
    everyone: *are you joking me right now*

  • @NOAHBENJ
    @NOAHBENJ 3 года назад +274

    "I had no expectations and still was disappointed. Welcome to bedwars."
    -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

    • @graduation_bear
      @graduation_bear 3 года назад +1

      THESE KIDS ARE TRASHHHHHH… THEY CAN GET COMBOED BY A WOOL BLOCK

    • @user-rd8ln5zm6z
      @user-rd8ln5zm6z 2 года назад

      @@graduation_bear lol true

  • @mrnegative3419
    @mrnegative3419 4 года назад +552

    John wick: I killed 3 men with a pencil
    Dream: I killed 3 people with wooden planks and a ravine in speedrunner vs 3 hunters
    Technoblade: I killed all in bedwars with my fist

    • @mhtplayz3948
      @mhtplayz3948 4 года назад +12

      STOP WITH THE DREAM!DREAM IS TRASH STOP WITH HIM THINK ABOUT REALS DREAMS ABOUT LIFE YOU NERD!!!!

    • @kon9708
      @kon9708 4 года назад +29

      MHTplayz XD chill out

    • @mrnegative3419
      @mrnegative3419 4 года назад +18

      @@mhtplayz3948 just know that I do not think dream to be the best
      I just prefer him to most others with full knowledge that there is someone out there who is better then him and technoblade

    • @wytildlool
      @wytildlool 4 года назад +12

      @@mhtplayz3948 ik dream is hella overrated but chill ffs

    • @randomnoob2326
      @randomnoob2326 4 года назад +2

      the call him one punch man

  • @crypticaledits
    @crypticaledits 2 года назад +4

    The " Dude gimmi a shoutout" was insanely funny ngl xD

  • @Amirballed
    @Amirballed 4 года назад +172

    Technoblade in another video: "If you don't click on this really old video, i'll be slightly anoyyed, and you don't wanna see me when i'm slightly anoyyed."
    Me: Scared for my life.

    • @D3icide_
      @D3icide_ 4 года назад +1

      THATS THE REASON I WATCHED THIS

  • @RinRan1
    @RinRan1 5 лет назад +284

    Technoblade: why does this game hate me??
    Also Technoblade: *wins game by killing people with his hand*

    • @archaicfalcon4898
      @archaicfalcon4898 4 года назад +2

      I wish the game would let you win if it hated you, the game just lets me lose if it hates me

    • @basenthesham8705
      @basenthesham8705 4 года назад +1

      The game hates him because when he place a tnt It pushes him to the TNT

  • @swimsanity4736
    @swimsanity4736 3 года назад +218

    "I had no expectations yet still managed to be disappointed." -Sun Tzu, the Art of War

  • @ПламенаВълчева-ф5х
    @ПламенаВълчева-ф5х 2 года назад +46

    I am on a mission to watch every single one of techno's videos again... I can't belive how the worst things happen to the best people...RIP, technoblade...

    • @ImperialisticTendencies
      @ImperialisticTendencies 2 года назад +4

      God is cruel, he does terrible things to great people, we just need to carry on there legacy

    • @2FaceGames
      @2FaceGames 2 года назад

      @@ImperialisticTendencies How dare you say that.

    • @idioticluker1
      @idioticluker1 Год назад

      @@2FaceGames 🤓

    • @2FaceGames
      @2FaceGames Год назад

      @@idioticluker1 k. ;/

    • @gronglus25
      @gronglus25 Год назад

      @2FaceGames not his fault god is a fuckbag

  • @hranry5021
    @hranry5021 4 года назад +438

    Techno: “THIS DREAM IS ALIVE!”
    Me: no... u killed him

    • @hiedemariebalundo5832
      @hiedemariebalundo5832 4 года назад +6

      In the duel right?
      Srry i didnt watch it i didnt know about it i just started being a dream fan

    • @hranry5021
      @hranry5021 4 года назад +8

      @@hiedemariebalundo5832 yeah you’re right ( if you just started being a fan don’t worry about it)

    • @CubicSnowYT
      @CubicSnowYT 4 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @Pinkpipola
      @Pinkpipola 4 года назад +2

      LLLLL DREAM IS BAD LLLLL also this is 3 years old and dream is irrelevant here

    • @idomvrap
      @idomvrap 4 года назад

      Bad joke

  • @chocpix
    @chocpix 4 года назад +405

    I like how when you kill someone, the deathmessage says
    “[ThePlayersName] was oinked by Technoblade”

  • @legendario3952
    @legendario3952 5 лет назад +454

    I have been summoned here by techno so he doesn't get slightly annoyed

    • @tacticalpmc8117
      @tacticalpmc8117 5 лет назад +13

      Because guns

    • @spaghettidemon9847
      @spaghettidemon9847 5 лет назад

      ??? I'm confused

    • @aydenzinter2849
      @aydenzinter2849 5 лет назад +5

      Or mildly inconvenienced

    • @kitchenroam1509
      @kitchenroam1509 4 года назад +13

      @@spaghettidemon9847 in another video he told people to watch this exact video youre watching or he will get slightly annoyed

  • @sobacat
    @sobacat 2 года назад +6

    9:19 THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM TECHNOBLADE!!! (Agressively Spits At Mic)

  • @googer332
    @googer332 5 лет назад +274

    when he said "if i win this fight you have to sub, youtube terms and conditions." i actually subbed

  • @Ghajestis
    @Ghajestis 3 года назад +1218

    gray: "i'm gonna prove technoblade does die"
    10 seconds later:
    "technoblade NEVER DIES"

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 года назад +106

    0:47 The layers of irony here are so thick it might be able to rival Techno's teammate's skull.

  • @styrophone
    @styrophone 2 года назад

    the simplest words, yet they contain so much power

  • @NotNonamelol
    @NotNonamelol 4 года назад +54

    „Dude, you‘re teamed with a YTber with 54 subs.“
    „Dude, gimme a shoutout.“
    Now that’s what I call a collaboration.

  • @Splitstrike_00
    @Splitstrike_00 4 года назад +175

    "This video is back in your recommendeds"-Sun Tzu, Art of War

    • @JacobRise1492
      @JacobRise1492 3 года назад +2

      lmao

    • @zealfplays6483
      @zealfplays6483 3 года назад +1

      L-ma-o

    • @ang1217sr
      @ang1217sr 3 года назад

      Underrated comment

    • @gabrielbarron7667
      @gabrielbarron7667 3 года назад

      Someone else in one of the other comments actually unknowingly said "thats not a sun tzo quote" to someone else literally saying after someone told him its a joke "oh your going to play it off as a joke rigght" and I was prepared to commit mass genocide honestly

    • @uzmanaveed4877
      @uzmanaveed4877 3 года назад

      @@gabrielbarron7667 yea i saw that

  • @diamondnose750
    @diamondnose750 4 года назад +71

    *"Bedwars: Mission Impossible"*
    proceeds to win multiple matches without a weapon

    • @Krisztian08
      @Krisztian08 2 года назад +1

      The mission was impossible for the enemies.

  • @TeamError404Official
    @TeamError404Official 2 года назад +5

    "I'm gonna prove technoblade does die." That hits hard now...

  • @cbyt808
    @cbyt808 5 лет назад +93

    Thanos: thare are only puny Mortals in this universe.
    Technoblade: *literally takes down 8 teams in bed Wars with only his hands*
    Thanos: well I'm packing my bags

  • @8_BitMan
    @8_BitMan 3 года назад +37

    Technoblade: *gets really scared of getting spotted by aqua team for some reason
    Also Techno: *flawlesses aqua into the void

  • @genchu
    @genchu 7 лет назад +172

    Dude, your basically the reason minecraft is not cancer to me. Thanks man, I'm 18 now and have Long quit minecraft, but I love your vids mate

    • @AshleyLoDMoM
      @AshleyLoDMoM 7 лет назад +8

      geniue you're

    • @NotOcular
      @NotOcular 7 лет назад +11

      geniue lmao 18 years old yet still don’t know what your/you’re to use

    • @parisfrance6044
      @parisfrance6044 7 лет назад +1

      Xboy21 He used the correct term. You’re the kid.

    • @NotOcular
      @NotOcular 7 лет назад +12

      My name's Jeff no he didn’t on his first line he said “your the reason...”
      It is you’re not your

    • @parisfrance6044
      @parisfrance6044 7 лет назад +2

      Xboy21 Oh nvm I thought the second one

  • @You_7128
    @You_7128 2 года назад +2

    One of my fav vids, Remember watching it when it came out, I was in highschool about to graduate. First video played on my laptop. RIP brotherman.

  • @natin3125
    @natin3125 4 года назад +90

    0:07 Imagine if this was how the winstreak ended

  • @GreenBat_5
    @GreenBat_5 3 года назад +49

    Techno: I don’t need this sword anymore
    Knock back stick: pls try me

    • @thecorruption3184
      @thecorruption3184 3 года назад +2

      Techno: you count as a weapon, so I'm not allowed to, maybe next time

  • @molleerox
    @molleerox 3 года назад +214

    "Don't mind me just killing your base"
    -Technoblade, an english major

  • @tissuewithblockguy5634
    @tissuewithblockguy5634 2 года назад +12

    My bro is gonna be playing bedwars with god up there

  • @emmettfpss
    @emmettfpss 3 года назад +48

    Technoblade: "I need to wait until they make a mistake"
    Green team in their minds: "downloading this game was a mistake"

  • @kingofbubbles6220
    @kingofbubbles6220 4 года назад +53

    "All he had was a diamond sword..." He says after beating him in a PvP battle using his hands alone.

  • @ozzie3389
    @ozzie3389 3 года назад +61

    it makes me happy seeing how excited technoblade was about killing the last dude at the end, you can just hear the joy in his voice

  • @lanceslance2930
    @lanceslance2930 2 года назад +1

    “All he has is a diamond sword, not very strong” - Techno
    “OnE pUnnnnChhhh!”

  • @pruthashetty9254
    @pruthashetty9254 3 года назад +108

    Techno : does a 1v4 no armour, no sword whilst he's blindfolded.
    Me : Hmmm... Meh, average techno vid.

    • @oatmealdoodles
      @oatmealdoodles 3 года назад +10

      Technoblade: Wins in a 1v. 1,021
      Me: 😑
      Technoblade: beats a squid at farming potatoes
      Me: 😳😲🤭

    • @thecorruption3184
      @thecorruption3184 3 года назад +3

      Techno: I beat someone with jacked controls me:meh average techno techno: I'm gonna upload once a month now me: HOLY SH-

  • @v1nceifhewenttothesun682
    @v1nceifhewenttothesun682 3 года назад +16

    "i had no expectations but I still managed
    to be disappointed"
    That reminds me of what i ve been hearin for the past 10 years

  • @slm20408
    @slm20408 3 года назад +36

    Everyone: fights with swords.
    Techno: THE POWER SLAP

  • @DoppelTaken
    @DoppelTaken 9 месяцев назад +1

    1:18
    "im gonna prove technoblade does die"
    THAT AGED LIKE SHIT

  • @hayhayplayz9958
    @hayhayplayz9958 3 года назад +27

    everyone:
    uses Minecraft swords to fight in bedwars
    Technoblade:
    I perfer smite 5 fists

  • @LarryTL
    @LarryTL 7 лет назад +2485

    now do the same thing, but with a steering wheel

    • @itswjd
      @itswjd 7 лет назад +17

      Larry lmao

    • @KingDiamondYT
      @KingDiamondYT 7 лет назад +64

      Larry hardcore fans will know what a steering wheel means to techno blade

    • @LarryTL
      @LarryTL 7 лет назад +73

      ZylonnDesigns And by hardcore, you mean fans that watched the stream 2 days ago?

    • @theJ576
      @theJ576 7 лет назад +4

      Larry it's when he played blitz I think

    • @viltrixz4622
      @viltrixz4622 7 лет назад +2

      HAHHAA

  • @PerfectMachine
    @PerfectMachine 7 лет назад +39

    0.5 speed makes him sound sleep deprived.

  • @TiggyTVAnimations
    @TiggyTVAnimations 2 года назад +11

    I used to watch your videos techno, I really liked your channel, your skill, your jokes, your content, and most of the time, I was on the computer watching your videos, its really sad about the news, I really hope your family gets better, and of course, rest in peace my guy, ill be missing ya.

  • @josephcommentguy2788
    @josephcommentguy2788 3 года назад +17

    10:09 can we appreciate that guy shot back the fireball with his bow

    • @kat_rebrand
      @kat_rebrand 3 года назад

      I never noticed that... pog

  • @vdrrrrr
    @vdrrrrr 3 года назад +76

    If you ever feel useless, just remember techno bought a sword.

    • @HillBilly_Urbex
      @HillBilly_Urbex 3 года назад

      u fucken copied that u really are a loser XD

  • @cottonball_
    @cottonball_ 5 лет назад +36

    SunbearMC (2017): bro r u techoblade?
    SunbearMC (2019): Yep. He's Techoblade.

    • @kornknight6383
      @kornknight6383 5 лет назад

      Who is techoblade

    • @river7591
      @river7591 5 лет назад +1

      @@kornknight6383 I really dont know who he is, everyone talking about this technoblade

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 5 лет назад

      @@river7591 Seems to me that like a bald nerd

    • @river7591
      @river7591 5 лет назад

      @@oH_._ yea im kinda scared of him, ive heard rumours that when he got called a bald idiot he used the no u card while playing tnt run and while reading donations...

    • @cottonball_
      @cottonball_ 4 года назад +1

      @@river7591 yeah but he has hot elbows so dont worry hes not scary

  • @pnutsking4025
    @pnutsking4025 2 года назад +3

    this vid was made exactly 5 years before a legend passed. R.I.P I love u, u saved my happiness, childhood, and quarantine so many damn times and u don't even know it. Legend. I miss u.

    • @Faxyor
      @Faxyor 2 года назад +2

      yes

  • @billythesillyy
    @billythesillyy 3 года назад +17

    Techno's "I can smell you~~" at 6:17 is downright terrifying

  • @vegitoblue8270
    @vegitoblue8270 7 лет назад +350

    Dude, never fix the keyboard. ITS LIKE ASMR.

    • @saltypakoda5333
      @saltypakoda5333 5 лет назад +10

      Im a year late but his keyboard wasn't broken.

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 лет назад

      3 months late

    • @closetweeb8492
      @closetweeb8492 5 лет назад +2

      It's just a mechanical keyboard look it up

    • @patronbubbo
      @patronbubbo 5 лет назад +3

      I think what he meant was fixing the audio file by removing the sound the keyboard makes.

    • @jacksonramsden7622
      @jacksonramsden7622 5 лет назад

      Emilio Andres Wooosh

  • @_voy_
    @_voy_ 5 лет назад +503

    *You're teamed with a youtuber with 54 subs*
    Techno *Your teamed with a youtuber who has 10000x that (in 2019 at least)*

    • @heinbrits3257
      @heinbrits3257 5 лет назад +1

      pure sarcasm why he no upload?

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 лет назад +1

      @@_voy_ why he no upload?

    • @Vinylsen
      @Vinylsen 5 лет назад +1

      pure sarcasm why he no upload?

    • @dinou1337
      @dinou1337 5 лет назад +1

      @@_voy_ Why he no upload?

    • @RareChernobyl
      @RareChernobyl 5 лет назад +3

      Bruh 10000×54 is 5.4 million

  • @nicehairlinesabrina
    @nicehairlinesabrina 6 месяцев назад +1

    1:50 that was like that one scene in saving private ryan but somehow even most bone-chilling

  • @griffindyal7776
    @griffindyal7776 5 лет назад +111

    When there’s guns in bedwars in 2019

  • @originpulse4234
    @originpulse4234 4 года назад +45

    I need a t-shirt that just says “You walked off the map by yourself!” with a picture of a Minecraft bed below it. No other context will be provided.

  • @bahura1
    @bahura1 3 года назад +42

    He is the definition of a cool uncle
    Low voice
    God at video games
    Has a light laugh
    Amazing at online pvp

  • @nimbulus1133
    @nimbulus1133 2 года назад +10

    Even in his final battle he took his cancer away with him, what a legend

  • @jweezus.
    @jweezus. 3 года назад +33

    Everything Techno does in this video for normal players: Mission Impossible
    The same thing when Techno does it: Mission Possible

  • @isabellepeay2892
    @isabellepeay2892 3 года назад +25

    "I had no expectations and I still managed to be disappointed."
    Me abut everything XDDD

  • @CaseyBanana
    @CaseyBanana 5 лет назад +69

    Thankyou 2019 Technoblade for reccomending this

  • @grimey_grover7142
    @grimey_grover7142 2 года назад +1

    I know this is an old vid but I honestly can’t thank u enough, I’ve been watching ur videos for about 6 months, 3 nights ago I was watching a stream and thought 💭 I should give bedwars a shot, I won with 7 kills 1 death and 4 beds all because of everything I’ve learned from watching ur videos ❤️

  • @ST-RTheProtogen
    @ST-RTheProtogen 3 года назад +50

    "I can smell you..." Why is no one worried about that?!

    • @christmooose1198
      @christmooose1198 3 года назад +2

      @Guy with a wand really intellectual of you

    • @womp5364
      @womp5364 3 года назад +1

      Bc its a pixelated game

  • @JoshiiOfficial
    @JoshiiOfficial 4 года назад +19

    1:48 i love how his name is "IAm2Good4You" and techno knocks him off with a wool block lol

  • @endurourbanfreeride3801
    @endurourbanfreeride3801 3 года назад +7

    Enemy: This guy must be stressing so much right now
    Techno: Bababadabababadabababadabababada

  • @ImmortalPaladin
    @ImmortalPaladin Год назад +2

    The difference between old and new Technoblade videos.
    Cons of old Technoblade: Falls off the map too much.
    Things he's better at than the new Technoblade: Using his fist.
    Cons of new Technoblade videos: He doesn't use his fist.
    Things he's better at than the old Technoblade: Not falling off the map.

  • @Kinshukk
    @Kinshukk 7 лет назад +420

    u r so good at it man!!