proof that bedwars hates me

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @skaffatar7664
    @skaffatar7664 5 лет назад +15898

    It was so confusing to see "victory" on the screen and hear him yelling "NOOOOOOOOO"

    • @AwhecknawRea
      @AwhecknawRea 5 лет назад +297

      EnergyAddict He wanted the final kill:0

    • @skaffatar7664
      @skaffatar7664 5 лет назад +317

      @@AwhecknawRea yeah I know

    • @bambiyt2936
      @bambiyt2936 5 лет назад +19

      xD

    • @Altives
      @Altives 5 лет назад +14

      EnergyAddict ka ka ka ka kachi daze

    • @joshwa42
      @joshwa42 4 года назад +2

      Agreed.

  • @OrangeC7
    @OrangeC7 6 лет назад +9427

    12 finals: The best bedwars player ever
    11 finals: Mediocre
    10 finals: Bad at bedwars
    Anything less than 10: You might as well have lost

  • @docc0d208
    @docc0d208 3 года назад +2981

    What gives people feelings of power: money, status, statix saying good job

  • @willcollier3456
    @willcollier3456 2 года назад +2394

    Respect to everyone who is rewatching these videos in memory of him. He changed so many people for the good. The purpose of living isn’t to live forever, it’s to leave a legacy that does, and for that reason, technoblade never died.

    • @azriazhar6288
      @azriazhar6288 2 года назад +50

      These are contents that turned bad days to better.

    • @pooblog
      @pooblog 2 года назад +65

      Man, I don’t watch these in memory. I watch them because it’s good content.

    • @azriazhar6288
      @azriazhar6288 2 года назад +9

      @@pooblog true

    • @the_epokgaminchair6487
      @the_epokgaminchair6487 2 года назад +20

      @@pooblog I was gonna say that like I obviously care that he passed away but I’ve been watching him for a while and I just want to watch some videos and it’s nice to just watch technos videos because I like them not in memory

    • @willcollier3456
      @willcollier3456 2 года назад +4

      @@the_epokgaminchair6487 don’t get me wrong I totally agree

  • @hoathuan6216
    @hoathuan6216 5 лет назад +3264

    18:12 the scream of a man who have lost everything in life, his family turned their back on him, his minecraft girlfriend broke up with him, the biggest disappointment he did not complete his fate that is to overcome any enemy on the battlefield to achieve the epic victory royale. At the end, he was so obsessed that his scream released his soul. Rest in peace to this man who have lost everything in his life.

  • @Defenestration01
    @Defenestration01 4 года назад +4576

    techno:*wins will 11 final kills*NOOOO
    me:*wins with 1 final kill* LETS GOOOOO

    • @EarlierTitan19
      @EarlierTitan19 3 года назад +109

      I get 1 kill and I'm like *LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

    • @ieatpineapples9742
      @ieatpineapples9742 3 года назад +81

      You get kills?

    • @YutakaKeiji
      @YutakaKeiji 3 года назад +35

      You all really getting kills?

    • @shadowimpostor1990
      @shadowimpostor1990 3 года назад +38

      when i survive more than a 3 minutes: *WTFFFFFFFFF I DID IT I DID IT omgggggggggggg

    • @uswr1835
      @uswr1835 3 года назад +42

      me when i win the game with 11 finals: LETS GOO
      me when i win the game with 2 finals: LETS GOO
      me when i lose the game with 46 deaths and 3 normal kills: LETS GOO

  • @m11games92
    @m11games92 6 лет назад +8627

    The player with the most final kills:
    The Void

  • @ethan_charlton
    @ethan_charlton 3 года назад +409

    The only person to yell “NOOOOOO” when they win

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 месяцев назад +1

      E‎ ‎

  • @fdsdsfasfasdfasdfasd9326
    @fdsdsfasfasdfasdfasd9326 4 года назад +5024

    Me: waits for techno to upload
    40 years later:
    My children:hey look a new Technoblade video came out!
    Me: *who*

    • @stargirl282
      @stargirl282 4 года назад +436

      Haven't heard that name in years..

    • @silverpaw1237
      @silverpaw1237 4 года назад +324

      It's been decades.. Could it be true?

    • @ottovonbismarck4497
      @ottovonbismarck4497 4 года назад +292

      He would be 61, have 3 kids, 4 granchildren and the only reason he uploaded was to make an update video

    • @kencarsonmyking
      @kencarsonmyking 4 года назад +61

      @@ottovonbismarck4497 CORRECT

    • @macarooni7578
      @macarooni7578 4 года назад +79

      Technoblade?
      Thats an old name, of somebody i knew,

  • @retardoalert5887
    @retardoalert5887 6 лет назад +11434

    How come my enemies are never this dumb when I play.

    • @retardoalert5887
      @retardoalert5887 6 лет назад +757

      Oh wait I already know the answer to that no one make me feel like trash plz :)

    • @boimcboi5243
      @boimcboi5243 6 лет назад +428

      you are one :)

    • @AntechamberVAL
      @AntechamberVAL 5 лет назад +50

      @@boimcboi5243 osooosososoodddddddddddddddddhyfonbwVBEWARS

    • @samanthadinkel1223
      @samanthadinkel1223 5 лет назад +176

      Cause techno nevah dieesssss

    • @WolfIshElm
      @WolfIshElm 5 лет назад +14

      Retardo Alert ikr

  • @charlie-vr3cu
    @charlie-vr3cu 6 лет назад +1872

    I’ve cracked it.
    Technoblade’s haircut is so legendary he needs to do daily uploads to be able to pay for it

  • @Crazy4Daisies
    @Crazy4Daisies 3 года назад +67

    2:10 TechnoBlade really went "I'm not here, I'm just a hallucination, I'm not even real"

  • @Sweggie115
    @Sweggie115 5 лет назад +2505

    Me: Yes my team got the bed!
    Techno: NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DID YOU STEAL THAT!

    • @vanillamystic9782
      @vanillamystic9782 4 года назад +38

      Sweggie our profile pictures are similar, therefor we must be friends

    • @goviknowsball
      @goviknowsball 4 года назад +4

      Łūkę omg I was just about to say no one commented then you did 25 minutes ago lol

    • @Sweggie115
      @Sweggie115 4 года назад +14

      Łūkę agreed

    • @Sweggie115
      @Sweggie115 4 года назад +11

      Łūkę I’m now subscribed

    • @vanillamystic9782
      @vanillamystic9782 4 года назад +10

      Sweggie thanks I’ll sub to you aswell

  • @pyrcva
    @pyrcva 5 лет назад +560

    18:12: Quality Commentary

  • @stephenscribbles
    @stephenscribbles 3 года назад +6851

    Techno was that kid in class who complained that he got a 99/100

    • @stephenscribbles
      @stephenscribbles 3 года назад +290

      @Rox mums will be like oh, you didn't ace your exam? wouldn't that make you...ADDICTED TO YOUR PHONE??

    • @shouta8133
      @shouta8133 3 года назад +109

      honestly 99 looks way cooler than 100

    • @nextgenkids9813
      @nextgenkids9813 3 года назад +11

      Wait u don't do that.

    • @muggerrock2969
      @muggerrock2969 3 года назад +47

      I complained about getting a 96 once.
      My life is full of regrets.

    • @Arikatsu69
      @Arikatsu69 3 года назад +37

      Damn I feel called out for crying for scoring 98 in biology and not 100 💀

  • @jtiguy9375
    @jtiguy9375 2 года назад +30

    10:35 the bed defence was so massive a black hole was created upon collapse lol

  • @brandonlee1870
    @brandonlee1870 4 года назад +4070

    When Technoblade doesn’t upload and you resort to watching his old vids.
    Edit: Long Live the Blood God... Thank you Technoblade

  • @flowertrout
    @flowertrout 5 лет назад +14352

    Imagine only getting 3 beds and 11 finals, what a casual
    Rest easy techno ❤️

  • @neverglitch4485
    @neverglitch4485 5 лет назад +3218

    *Gets mad for winning like 10 bedwar games in a row with over 9 final kills* *Sounds legit*

    • @kanyewest8456
      @kanyewest8456 5 лет назад +5

      NOOB GOD legit*

    • @RinRan1
      @RinRan1 5 лет назад +6

      It was good, until you spelt “liget”

    • @neverglitch4485
      @neverglitch4485 5 лет назад +19

      @@RinRan1 u are liget

    • @neverglitch4485
      @neverglitch4485 5 лет назад +5

      @@RinRan1 Wait RE WTF OOPS I SPELLED IT WRONG I DIDNT notices 😅

    • @neverglitch4485
      @neverglitch4485 5 лет назад +8

      @@kanyewest8456 my baddd 😅

  • @yve2170
    @yve2170 2 года назад +433

    Even though you won't be able to see this, rest easy Techno. I have a lot of things to say, but it all really boils down to thanking you for everything. I miss you so much already. You may be gone, but you will never be forgotten. Rest in peace, king.

    • @ClanCode
      @ClanCode 2 года назад

      ok

    • @thrustie8802
      @thrustie8802 2 года назад

      @@ClanCode ok

    • @7amreaper
      @7amreaper 2 года назад

      im glad he' gone

    • @Maseo56
      @Maseo56 2 года назад +7

      @@7amreaper you monster

    • @King_Sus
      @King_Sus 2 года назад +10

      @@7amreaper you serious right now? What a horrible thing to say.

  • @offdeck8588
    @offdeck8588 4 года назад +1539

    Me: *hits someone*
    Knockback: “I’m on vacation”

    • @Sorta8
      @Sorta8 3 года назад +35

      Kockback.

    • @offdeck8588
      @offdeck8588 3 года назад +20

      @@Sorta8 thank you kind stranger

    • @trapzgrave
      @trapzgrave 3 года назад +5

      @@Sorta8 Learn How To Spell Yourself Before You Try To Correct

    • @Sorta8
      @Sorta8 3 года назад +24

      @@trapzgrave , kk dood . Even tho starting each word with a capital ain't a way to spell any kinds of sentences tbh.

    • @trapzgrave
      @trapzgrave 3 года назад +2

      @@Sorta8 ._. Bro Don't Come At Me For Something I'm Use To And Done For Years, Spelling Incorrectly Isn't Something You Do Normally

  • @owodusk3082
    @owodusk3082 4 года назад +2101

    when you only get a 99 out of 100 on the spelling bee

    • @cking4869
      @cking4869 4 года назад +27

      Well if it's a spelling bee then you lost as long as someone else gets a 100

    • @axolost
      @axolost 4 года назад +7

      i got a 100 so bam take that bam idk

    • @garima_2671
      @garima_2671 4 года назад

      lol

    • @nazhifatruly9694
      @nazhifatruly9694 4 года назад +8

      literally me during elementary cz i misspelled campfire
      _frickin campfire_
      i was so pissed :)

    • @hellobye9178
      @hellobye9178 4 года назад +10

      @@nazhifatruly9694 lol I misspelled beautiful as beautyful in kindergarten
      The first and ONLY time it will ever happen.

  • @Squaredasher
    @Squaredasher 3 года назад +665

    Me: “holy sh*t 2 beds and 4 finals because I’m so good”
    Technoblade: “3 beds and only 11 finals I suck”

    • @justmiyalmao
      @justmiyalmao 3 года назад +3

      these teams he fight suck

    • @armaanwastaken
      @armaanwastaken 3 года назад +16

      @@justmiyalmao this is over 3 years old no one had badlion clients and everyone was new and didnt cheat and use autoclickers thats why it looks easier just like fortnite in season 2 compared to season 8 okk

    • @khaskid
      @khaskid 3 года назад +2

      @@armaanwastaken exactly

    • @Quvl
      @Quvl 3 года назад

      @@armaanwastaken tbh what does badlion do? Does it make gameplay bette

    • @armaanwastaken
      @armaanwastaken 3 года назад +1

      @@Quvl its a pvp client which gives u advantages in battles like auto sprint enabled ,clear hit-boxes, potion and armor display on screen and more…

  • @birbd7467
    @birbd7467 3 года назад +30

    12:38 props to the legend who decided in their final moments they will make an L out of endstone

  • @adelefurness4021
    @adelefurness4021 4 года назад +407

    Imagine being statix, getting a good job from(and giving one back to) a random, then finding out later it was Trchnoblade on an alt

    • @namesAdversity
      @namesAdversity 3 года назад +29

      ah yes, my favourite youtuber *trchoblade*

    • @GigaDoomer84
      @GigaDoomer84 3 года назад +16

      @@namesAdversity yep trchnoblade is the best ytuber and my fav

    • @watchmyfirstvid4758
      @watchmyfirstvid4758 9 месяцев назад

      I’m pretty sure he is just nicked

    • @starsraymond125
      @starsraymond125 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@watchmyfirstvid4758 Nah he said it was his alt in the video, time to rewatch it :D

  • @mixerplayz3787
    @mixerplayz3787 4 года назад +658

    Techno’s alt’s stats be like
    NEVER LOST

    • @JohnnyWick44
      @JohnnyWick44 4 года назад +3

      Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahhaahahahahahahhahahaahhaahhaahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @JohnnyWick44
      @JohnnyWick44 4 года назад +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    • @JohnnyWick44
      @JohnnyWick44 3 года назад

      @Destructo WIZ I don’t know...I don’t know

    • @shirtguy6352
      @shirtguy6352 3 года назад

      @Hellow wot, how?

    • @JohnnyWick44
      @JohnnyWick44 3 года назад

      @Lynstaor I hate Dream

  • @BlueSolarEclipse
    @BlueSolarEclipse 6 лет назад +441

    why did i laugh so hard when techno said "The TNT just IMPLODED???"

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379 4 года назад +6

      I don't kow, How many loafs of bread have you've eaten in your whole life?

    • @nerroyaltf4720
      @nerroyaltf4720 4 года назад +6

      @@shazamnegroid7379 iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE ?

    • @vehehgito
      @vehehgito 4 года назад +1

      @@nerroyaltf4720 yes

    • @user-ts2rk9wr7p
      @user-ts2rk9wr7p 4 года назад

      @@shazamnegroid7379 hEY babY

    • @samy7342
      @samy7342 4 года назад

      IKR I WAS ROFL

  • @neelmanoj6296
    @neelmanoj6296 3 года назад +34

    watching techno just casually walk around with 3 stacks of iron and 20 gold in his inventory and pvping teams is just somethin else

    • @jena6743
      @jena6743 Год назад +1

      usually it's 3 tnt and a stack of wool, rare sight indeed

    • @westonlord4214
      @westonlord4214 Год назад

      For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord- Romans 6:23🙏

  • @PRODNEZUMI
    @PRODNEZUMI 4 года назад +372

    Techno: “1 person disconnected oh no!”
    My games: **literally half the lobby disconnects within 1 minute including all of my team**

    • @khthepenniless7694
      @khthepenniless7694 3 года назад

      exactly cry

    • @niemampomyslunanickno
      @niemampomyslunanickno 3 года назад

      True :(

    • @jena6743
      @jena6743 Год назад +1

      you're just bad ig. The game said so, not me

    • @PRODNEZUMI
      @PRODNEZUMI Год назад

      @@jena6743 i made dis two years ago homie and you liked your own comment, who you tryna beef wit kid 😂

    • @matiupvp
      @matiupvp Год назад

      @@PRODNEZUMI youve got a anime profile tryna sound g js shut up

  • @jojosiwaontop-t2q
    @jojosiwaontop-t2q 3 года назад +1910

    Techno: "There's LOTS of proof Bedwars hates me"
    Also Bedwars: **victory**
    Techno: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 3 года назад +33

      He can't get 12 finals that's pathetic

    • @thedogguy2137
      @thedogguy2137 3 года назад +6

      Actually a player knocked him off as SOON as the explosion happnened
      Btw jk

    • @jojosiwaontop-t2q
      @jojosiwaontop-t2q 3 года назад +3

      @@TheBluePhoenix008 Yuh, can't relate 🙄🤚

    • @m.kcharles2977
      @m.kcharles2977 3 года назад +3

      @The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer he can’t even do it by feet, he is definitely abusing armless people

    • @Arikatsu69
      @Arikatsu69 3 года назад

      @@m.kcharles2977 twitter moment

  • @FinnKid1
    @FinnKid1 5 лет назад +123

    18:12
    That was genuine pain in his voice

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 лет назад +1

      fact

  • @deflex8298
    @deflex8298 2 года назад +23

    3:37 rest in peace, technoblade

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 года назад +78

    3:16 Technoblade: Places block above him to protect himself.
    Also Technoblade two seconds later: Is confused by the block above him.

  • @splashy2152
    @splashy2152 4 года назад +641

    title: proof that bedwars hates me
    him: *proceeds to win every game without having his bed destroyed*
    me who cant win even after hours: i-

    • @Nyxxitis
      @Nyxxitis 3 года назад +8

      Same🥲 we should play together xdd

    • @marlosuper
      @marlosuper 3 года назад +2

      you what?

    • @lxc5332
      @lxc5332 3 года назад

      @@Nyxxitis weirdo

    • @marlosuper
      @marlosuper 3 года назад +1

      yOU WHAT
      FINISH THE SENTENCE

    • @splashy2152
      @splashy2152 3 года назад

      @@marlosuper its a joke

  • @ellee6963
    @ellee6963 6 лет назад +445

    Its giving me happiness and confusion how much you are uploading😂

    • @sillylilly719
      @sillylilly719 6 лет назад +1

      If you don't trust anyone they can't let you down He logged on hypixel today.

    • @dr.kalculator6698
      @dr.kalculator6698 6 лет назад +1

      ikr

    • @zey3399
      @zey3399 6 лет назад +3

      He want’s pig rank

    • @ellee6963
      @ellee6963 6 лет назад +1

      YeBoiFire // Hypixel true true

    • @blxdegenix3083
      @blxdegenix3083 6 лет назад

      You Like Krabby Patties, Dont You Squidward? (

  • @liormp4
    @liormp4 3 года назад +16

    Me trying to rush a team: YES THEYRE NOT AT THEIR BASE EZ!!
    Technoblade trying to rush a team: YES THEYRE AT THEIR BASE!!!!!

  • @reubenzilla8219
    @reubenzilla8219 4 года назад +988

    "were going for the dream"
    He didn't know how right he was.

    • @vedantsingh8582
      @vedantsingh8582 3 года назад +7

      69 likes~Hehe Boi

    • @merrickmadden8717
      @merrickmadden8717 3 года назад +33

      Dream sucks dream sucks dream sucks dream sucks

    • @EvoGraffe
      @EvoGraffe 3 года назад +28

      @@merrickmadden8717 ok

    • @bean_eater1209
      @bean_eater1209 3 года назад +25

      The word 'Dream' has become synonymous with fraud

    • @AE_15x
      @AE_15x 3 года назад +20

      @@merrickmadden8717 stfu stupid kid

  • @Audrey-nf8er
    @Audrey-nf8er 6 лет назад +81

    1:28 that was oddly satisfying

  • @CC164_real
    @CC164_real 4 года назад +216

    not having a bed in real life: meh
    not having a bed in bedwars: *now this is an avengers level threat.*

    • @SanyoX
      @SanyoX 4 года назад +7

      @Chaoticcube 164 Hmmm So you choose to sleep on the floor or concrete??

    • @sahave5042
      @sahave5042 4 года назад +7

      Sanyox sleeping bag, hammock, legit any thing that is comfortable

    • @SanyoX
      @SanyoX 4 года назад

      Ohh yeah XD

    • @sahave5042
      @sahave5042 4 года назад

      If beds respawns you irl tho you would be screwed unless u got a sleeping bad mod installed

    • @HNL99439
      @HNL99439 4 года назад

      I like how you said "meh"

  • @AdelJumaily
    @AdelJumaily 2 года назад +71

    Rest in peace techno you will forever be in our hearts and have truly left a mark on this world. Thank you soo much for enlightening the lives of millions around the globe!

  • @Eltik
    @Eltik 4 года назад +208

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Technoblade: *casually team wipes every single team*

    • @karroyo3684
      @karroyo3684 4 года назад +7

      Then screams NOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000oooooooo

    • @Adrex-iq4hx
      @Adrex-iq4hx 4 года назад +1

      No one else like

    • @westonlord4214
      @westonlord4214 Год назад

      For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord- Romans 6:23🙏

  • @ignited_writer
    @ignited_writer 3 года назад +373

    "everything that can't go wrong, will go wrong"
    -Tecnoblade

    • @Sleepy-mi2zi
      @Sleepy-mi2zi 3 года назад +11

      That's Murphy's law

    • @markh.9956
      @markh.9956 3 года назад +1

      @@Sleepy-mi2zi Ikr

    • @chicketteplats9797
      @chicketteplats9797 3 года назад +1

      it's my world and we're all living in it

    • @Nicyisnice
      @Nicyisnice 2 года назад +2

      Lol that's murphy law

    • @R4de
      @R4de 2 года назад +6

      Didn’t age too well

  • @lolinnitfam9045
    @lolinnitfam9045 3 года назад +102

    When he went 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
    I felt that

  • @yaellevi5448
    @yaellevi5448 3 года назад +7

    Most people: Struggling to win game
    Technoblade: struggling to win with 3 beds broken and 12 final kills

  • @ralf2471
    @ralf2471 4 года назад +398

    2 years later i realize techno says die instead of bye

    • @jadar505
      @jadar505 3 года назад +18

      He said bye

    • @Adam-vp4rf
      @Adam-vp4rf 3 года назад +29

      He says both

    • @Mrsir529
      @Mrsir529 3 года назад +5

      He said bye

    • @deandewet1151
      @deandewet1151 3 года назад +2

      lllloloololollolllelellel

    • @catmaksimus
      @catmaksimus 2 года назад

      What? Nah dude, Technoblade never dies! 😎

  • @apotatoyoudontlike9824
    @apotatoyoudontlike9824 5 лет назад +502

    “I’m just gonna nuke them from orbit”
    -Technoblade Stalin

    • @accountdeactivated5546
      @accountdeactivated5546 4 года назад

      I don't like you

    • @SanyoX
      @SanyoX 4 года назад +1

      @@accountdeactivated5546 Hater!

    • @SanyoX
      @SanyoX 4 года назад

      @@accountdeactivated5546 Why are all yo recent comments just hate To other ppl??

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379 4 года назад

      comrade

    • @vt3036
      @vt3036 4 года назад +1

      Sanyox what happened

  • @ThirtyVirus
    @ThirtyVirus 6 лет назад +607

    Yo Techno chill, I have exams and I gotta study xD

  • @alev2344
    @alev2344 3 года назад +32

    We're praying for you TechnoBlade!!!!
    get better soon!

  • @noticemeplz9342
    @noticemeplz9342 6 лет назад +362

    TechnoBlade's haircut must have power to make TechnoBlade upload

  • @ProfessorSlimez
    @ProfessorSlimez 6 лет назад +153

    you didn't edit out your 'manly' scream this time :D

    • @floraljar9731
      @floraljar9731 6 лет назад

      ProfessorSlimez professor!! hey it’s kaomi from skycade :D

    • @ripsr71
      @ripsr71 6 лет назад

      Hi slimez!

  • @minioreo7038
    @minioreo7038 3 года назад +41

    “a humble 11 final kills”
    Me who flips out if I get a double kill: ;-;

    • @okokokokok-v1g
      @okokokokok-v1g 3 года назад +2

      Me who flips out of happiness if i die only 20 times in a bedwars match:

  • @ChesnokOrNot
    @ChesnokOrNot 5 лет назад +564

    I've never seen anyone so upset to see the word "victory" displayed across the screen.
    Omg thanks you guys for 285 likes!

    • @waitaminuteweytaminit3975
      @waitaminuteweytaminit3975 4 года назад +6

      I was angry because of victory too, because I was trying to get 20 total kills before the game finishes, AND THE LAST GUY WAS SHOT BY MY TEAMMATE, I HAD 19 KILLS, ZLSHXBSLGSO

    • @Hollabolla12
      @Hollabolla12 4 года назад

      Wait a minute Weyt'aminit uhhhhh

    • @weischreiner
      @weischreiner 4 года назад

      Red Garlic upload

    • @eaglevision79
      @eaglevision79 4 года назад

      And your parents yell at you for it.

    • @abelb2472
      @abelb2472 4 года назад

      i ruined the smooth 400 and made it 401

  • @ElectricSnivy
    @ElectricSnivy 4 года назад +200

    "What are the odds I can just walk i- oop rubberband, what are the odds I can just wal- oop rubberband again"
    Nah just a glitch in the Matrix

  • @falselynamed7846
    @falselynamed7846 5 лет назад +27

    guy: *flawless techno*
    same guy 3 seconds later: *walks off the map*

  • @raineshowers3040
    @raineshowers3040 2 года назад +2

    18:11 That "NO" is so gut wrenchin I literally felt it 💀

  • @deeformed2475
    @deeformed2475 4 года назад +66

    Techno: One TNT isn’t enough
    Me: Thinking about Manburg
    Me: But 3 stacks of TNT...

    • @Sorta8
      @Sorta8 3 года назад +7

      Is not enough .
      *But 50 Withers AND 2 stacks of tnt...*

    • @deeformed2475
      @deeformed2475 3 года назад +1

      @@Sorta8 lol

    • @cheep6661
      @cheep6661 3 года назад +5

      @@Sorta8 is not enough but
      *50 withers and 3 stacks of TNT and 53 crafting tables is.....*

    • @birbiq.
      @birbiq. 3 года назад +5

      @@cheep6661 not enough but
      𝟭𝟬𝟬 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝟱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗻𝘁 𝟰 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝗯𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗿𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝗶𝘀..........

    • @ok-ot1vg
      @ok-ot1vg 3 года назад +2

      @@birbiq. not enough
      *But.. 500 withers, 200 obsidian, 500 end crystals, 10 stacks of tnt, 2500 crafting tables and 10 ender dragons is.......*

  • @pumpkinqreadchanneldesc4811
    @pumpkinqreadchanneldesc4811 5 лет назад +54

    My Enemies: Actual 900 CPS with GOD aim
    Technoblade's Enemies: HUH?

    • @luiszguilherme
      @luiszguilherme 4 года назад +9

      So basically you're the “Technoblade's enemies” type of player

    • @zenixrl_
      @zenixrl_ 4 года назад

      tbf he prolly posts the non sweaty games bc he wants to post good content instead of just like him not commenting very much and being serious. besides his positioning and pushing tactics is actually pretty smooth

    • @ineedtherapy8339
      @ineedtherapy8339 4 года назад

      @@luiszguilherme this cracked me up harder than it shouldve been

  • @madhavmenon5854
    @madhavmenon5854 4 года назад +137

    People: Are techno's thumbnails clickbait.
    Me: Well yes, but actually no.

  • @luda.chrisotzz
    @luda.chrisotzz 2 года назад +21

    thumbnail feels different now

    • @R1DER420
      @R1DER420 2 года назад

      uhhh

    • @Gimenoo
      @Gimenoo 2 года назад

      Uhhhh

    • @daridon2483
      @daridon2483 2 года назад +3

      Hey that means he will respawn
      ...right? ;_;

  • @sieben5163
    @sieben5163 3 года назад +163

    imagine the only time your teamates actually get a kill is the last final kill

    • @rajatsoni9839
      @rajatsoni9839 3 года назад +1

      no need to bro,,just watch the video

  • @bananagoat2390
    @bananagoat2390 5 лет назад +107

    9:07 when you knock your grandma’s door

    • @yes6612
      @yes6612 4 года назад +3

      hold up

    • @slavichwalker9856
      @slavichwalker9856 4 года назад +5

      I NOTICED THIS TOO!!!!! its the "shave and a haircut... two bits" tune

  • @wildliv9191
    @wildliv9191 6 лет назад +381

    dude who is that barber?

  • @ultragaming200
    @ultragaming200 2 года назад +4

    other people when enemies disconnent: LETS GO EASIER WIN!
    Technoblade: NOOOO NO 12 FINAL KILLS!

  • @makisalmon7890
    @makisalmon7890 4 года назад +55

    8:15 what technoblade didn’t know, is that in 2 years, he will literally face the dream

    • @jojosiwaontop-t2q
      @jojosiwaontop-t2q 3 года назад +1

      OHH YEAH'

    • @RCian0
      @RCian0 3 года назад +1

      And win

    • @jayda-i1i
      @jayda-i1i 3 года назад

      old content is better than dsmp content

    • @clevererbog3717
      @clevererbog3717 3 года назад

      @@jayda-i1i Probably why he ain't doing much recently. That and Cancer

    • @Walkdplankfrank
      @Walkdplankfrank 3 года назад

      @@clevererbog3717 the cancer is tooo real here bro

  • @aasdkoaskdasddad6515
    @aasdkoaskdasddad6515 6 лет назад +173

    Hello 911, i'd like to report a kidnapping

    • @tychus7
      @tychus7 5 лет назад +16

      Pignapping

    • @jome.2656
      @jome.2656 5 лет назад +4

      Nah, murdering children is much more appropriate.

  • @ActuallyNTiX
    @ActuallyNTiX 4 года назад +25

    18:12 Crazy Dave when you get a Game Over in Plants vs. Zombies

  • @khaulahzainal2980
    @khaulahzainal2980 2 года назад +50

    Techno... our legend. I was just... hoping it was a joke...Unfortunately, it wasn't. I'm really empty rn

    • @Darmuonx
      @Darmuonx 2 года назад

      I'm just Still hope

    • @B3nCastle
      @B3nCastle 2 года назад +1

      It's been almost 2 weeks, are you feeling better now?

  • @dawn2742
    @dawn2742 6 лет назад +139

    if techno had a penny for every time someone said something about his upload schedule. me might be 1/12 on the way to college funding

  • @PoPoTsai888
    @PoPoTsai888 4 года назад +111

    Techno: Punches people off the map easily
    Also Techno: places end stone on top of himself and doesn’t realize it’s there after 1 second
    Edit: neat 66 likes :D

    • @blueboi5808
      @blueboi5808 4 года назад +3

      PoPoTsai Tsai time stamp

    • @Buttery_Jellyfish
      @Buttery_Jellyfish 4 года назад +4

      Also Techno: the man who will threaten to kill the other team with only one TNT and a sword, and does so successfully
      But is also the man who will give a screech of anger, sadness, and disappointment all at once, with the word 'Victory' displayed across his screen because his teammate had the audacity to take the 12th final kill he needed to feel complete.

    • @Jantraverse
      @Jantraverse 3 года назад

      its 99 like lol

  • @Booga04Minecraft
    @Booga04Minecraft 6 лет назад +273

    Please get haircuts more often.

  • @Smitology
    @Smitology 2 года назад +3

    Techno's the only guy who would scream in dispair after seeing the "victory" message on his screen

  • @quaxfn8697
    @quaxfn8697 4 года назад +7

    4:01, he stopped so suddenly and so silently i thought my laptop had lagged

  • @connorl9896
    @connorl9896 6 лет назад +53

    This confuses me, how does a haircut do this much?

    • @Friendly_G
      @Friendly_G 6 лет назад

      connor l because haircuts are important

    • @yellowness5639
      @yellowness5639 6 лет назад +3

      It's a gaming haircut.

    • @aaa-dj9bx
      @aaa-dj9bx 6 лет назад +1

      Cuzeg Spiked it's only 399

  • @Gav1n
    @Gav1n 6 лет назад +80

    OMG STRAIGHT UPLOADS... This must be a dream

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 6 лет назад +4

      Not a dream
      *The Dream™*

    • @sowordo
      @sowordo 6 лет назад

      Hi gav1n

  • @TheAutumnalDemon
    @TheAutumnalDemon Год назад +2

    That scream at 18:11 holds more emotion than any Shakespeare poem

  • @skullerr517
    @skullerr517 6 лет назад +19

    Dial down the haircut Techno yeesh.

  • @superd3clan_306
    @superd3clan_306 4 года назад +4

    Techno: gets bored of winning
    Also techno: let’s try to get a perfect win so it’s actually hard.

  • @animealex3700
    @animealex3700 4 года назад +17

    I always Love His "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" I laugh so much it hurts

  • @demonboi6930
    @demonboi6930 2 года назад +2

    3:00 "What!? This is a scam." Cracks me up every time.
    O7 Technoblade.

  • @zarysard5765
    @zarysard5765 3 года назад +10

    techno: no excuses
    techno 1 min later:he disconnected what am i supossed to do

  • @cheeseman967
    @cheeseman967 3 года назад +16

    Me: I wish I could get 4 finals
    Technoblade: I wish I could get 12 finals

  • @keqt9134
    @keqt9134 6 лет назад +48

    hello person looking through the comments
    this is your daily reminder to subscribe to technoblade

    • @GuyMichaely
      @GuyMichaely 6 лет назад +1

      Keqt also floss

    • @Be4ls1c
      @Be4ls1c 6 лет назад

      I Already Have

    • @mrsomebody1
      @mrsomebody1 6 лет назад

      a bit late for that lol

    • @SubscribersWithoutVideos-jd3nx
      @SubscribersWithoutVideos-jd3nx 6 лет назад +1

      Make a different account every day and sub with every one of them

    • @mrsomebody1
      @mrsomebody1 6 лет назад

      And buy a phone everyday to bypass the verification xD
      Use a VPN!
      Use Incognito mode!
      Bribe Google!!!

  • @Randomeud
    @Randomeud 2 года назад +10

    Rest in peace techno, I'll keep binge watching all of your videos.

  • @mmmnmmm675
    @mmmnmmm675 6 лет назад +28

    ...
    that was the most sad ending i’ve seen in my life.

  • @InfurnozzPlayzMC
    @InfurnozzPlayzMC 6 лет назад +22

    you've gone so bald it's going into your skull

  • @dankars8979
    @dankars8979 4 года назад +10

    when it got to the part when he was yelling NOOOOOOOOO he was looking at the username of the player that killed him, i think technoblade will become technomurder.

  • @MineCraft-tq2og
    @MineCraft-tq2og 2 года назад +9

    Rip techno... this will be in our memories forever...

  • @HeYoNiA
    @HeYoNiA 6 лет назад +9

    Old Techno = Quality - Quantity
    New Techno: Quantity - Quantity

  • @Polarnium
    @Polarnium 5 лет назад +53

    techno: hits someone with a knockback stick
    The person: *does mlg with ender pearl*
    techno: *scam*

    • @Cons-Cat
      @Cons-Cat 5 лет назад +1

      ha ha ha ha that is hilarious bro ha ha ha

    • @bbakat4303
      @bbakat4303 4 года назад

      i laughed so hard mountain dew and doritos flew out of my nose

  • @katava521
    @katava521 4 года назад +6

    Techno: 11 finals and 3 beds, ehhh, ok.
    Me: u got a single bed in a game?!

  • @noir_fedora1701
    @noir_fedora1701 2 года назад +5

    Yt got alot of nerves recommending this to me after 4 years

  • @andrewflage910
    @andrewflage910 4 года назад +4

    Technoblade: Any last words?
    xX_gamer356_xX: Fdak

  • @rymaster9957
    @rymaster9957 6 лет назад +106

    If the old techno is reading this, please remain in the jail cell the new bald techno keeps you in

    • @vedal1358
      @vedal1358 6 лет назад +8

      Rymaster99 You thought you were delightfully devilish, stealing top comment from a couple videos ago, huh?

    • @jonathanya0
      @jonathanya0 6 лет назад +2

      I love how you stole that comment

    • @juke414
      @juke414 6 лет назад +1

      stolen comment lol

    • @mcbyt
      @mcbyt 6 лет назад +1

      Rymaster99 thief

    • @MegaMoh
      @MegaMoh 6 лет назад

      get a life

  • @aymanac
    @aymanac 6 лет назад +10

    It’s not even funny when I say that haircut has uploading powers

    • @cristianahd8059
      @cristianahd8059 6 лет назад +1

      Aymanac 7 your pfp is hot

    • @aymanac
      @aymanac 6 лет назад

      Cristianah d damn right it is

  • @jippieh3123
    @jippieh3123 3 года назад +5

    Me: winning my first bedwars game and almost crying of joy
    Techno: Screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOO when he wins with 3 beds, 6 kills and 11 final kills

  • @nitropubg3367
    @nitropubg3367 3 года назад +6

    18:10 when the last player alive walks off the edge and you have 3 beds and 11 finals

  • @lucideclipse7997
    @lucideclipse7997 4 года назад +12

    Him getting 9 finale kills "I'm Thrilled"
    Me: Burh my highest 4

  • @aciscott
    @aciscott 4 года назад +5

    7:20 the cleanest squad wipe ive seen

  • @UnSwe3t
    @UnSwe3t Год назад +9

    Game Timeline!
    Game 1: 0:00
    Game 2: 3:40
    Game 3: 8:00
    Game 4: 12:03
    Techno Never Dies!

  • @ChallengeAcceptedOnYouTube
    @ChallengeAcceptedOnYouTube 6 лет назад +27

    I’m pretty sure that Technoblade died. RIP Technoblade 2000-2018