"You think you have problems? (takes drink of alcohol) My wife is cheating on me with my brother!" (takes another drink of alcohol) "I don't give a (beep) about your (beep) problems! (passes out drunk and falls on the floor).
How quaint. My three bad psychiatrists said that I can't have PTSD because my abuse wasn't physical, tried to get me to terminate my mom's medical power of attorney status, and called me psychotic because I had a really helpful imaginary friend in order of which bad psychiatrist did it.
So here’s a solution for people to like you, why don’t you be like them, start supporting the things they like and stop supporting the things you like.
So people are saying mean things to you because of the comments you make on what people love. Man everyone’s right, something is definitely wrong with you.
So you’re having relationship problems? Well I know why girls don’t like you, your parents are worried about what’s going to happen about you dating them.
Now that you are hypnotized and asleep, when I snap my fingers and you wake up, you’ll show your support for joe biden and every past and future democratic president, tom brady, the musical hamilton, pop and rap music, the 2017 beauty and the beast movie, the movie in the heights, and you’ll forget everything you loved then to everything I said you’ll love now. And as for who to date, you’ll forget your high school crush and date someone who people prefer you dating. (SNAP)
He's funny... then drags it out, then makes it awkward. Or he tries too hard and as a comedian that's not what you want. He does great with groups. Like skits with other people.
Not that he would be "the World's Worst." Imagine this though. "So one minute I'm in charge of this Bed and Breakfast in Vermont and I wake up the next morning in bed with Suzanne Pleshette back in Chicago!"😂 (Miss Kathy Kinney, who played "Mimi" on "The Drew Carey Show", was a Cast Member in the "Newhart" Finale as was, almost ironically, Miss Lisa Kudrow of "Friends.")😂😏🎤🏌️♂️🏨🛏🥞🥓🍳☕💃📺B.W.
The worst therapist really would be like “ have you tried not feeling like that ? “
Reminds me of a Mad TV sketch where the therapist kept telling their patient to "stop it!"
@@megamarsonic Bob Newhart!
Except that exists.
@@KyleRayner12 Yep, that seems to be half my friends' experiences with psychiatrists.
mm mm öömö.
"You're nuts!"
Straight to the point!
and yet again, Greg does great, but Colin OWNS
Collin always OWNS
"Oh, geez, all you ever do is think about yourself."
ah, someone condensed my childhood in 2 minutes
0:30 Freud came back to life I see
"Before we continue, I have to ask. What are you doing tonight?"
Colin's last one at the end... so simple but beats everyone.
I've got one. And how does that make you feel? And how does that make you feel? And how does that make you feel?
That's a psychiatrist taking the easy way out!
I dropped my phone on Colin’s last joke.
"You think you have problems? (takes drink of alcohol) My wife is cheating on me with my brother!" (takes another drink of alcohol) "I don't give a (beep) about your (beep) problems! (passes out drunk and falls on the floor).
this was one of the funniest probably
"Say, would you mind if my band and I used some of this as material for new songs?"
at least drew participated in acts
“Would you rather play with a friendly monkey or a friendly bear?” OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN for a year straight with NO DIAGNOSIS.
“You’ve got the girl on the bed, her legs are up on the mantlepiece…” …Oh, come on, who didn’t think of Monty Python?
this is the Richard Simmons taping
"Will you please shut up for the love of God?!"
We’ll you’re nuts!!
I fell over
"That's it,I'm calling 911 now..."
How quaint. My three bad psychiatrists said that I can't have PTSD because my abuse wasn't physical, tried to get me to terminate my mom's medical power of attorney status, and called me psychotic because I had a really helpful imaginary friend in order of which bad psychiatrist did it.
"Just cheer up!"
See, and if you tie it like this, you get a noose, the you just...
Yes i know you feel angry that he didnt listen to you, but you got to understand that he has feel- Go go go go TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!
Dark jokes is collin forte'
Colin Rocks! 🤣
I’ve got two tickets for hamilton, and you’re taking me.
As this was the same taping as the Richard Simmons episode, my entry is: "So then Ryan suggested jetskiing in Living Scenery, you say?"
Oh sorry wrong psychiatrist, I thought I made an appointment with Dr. Scrathinsniff
Psychiatrist: Don't be depressed.
1:35 Do you have any paper
You Don't Have Depression You Just Need to Pray to god More!
Lol. The eight ball, it tells all.
So here’s a solution for people to like you, why don’t you be like them, start supporting the things they like and stop supporting the things you like.
"Hello, my name's Eugene Landy."
1:51 look at this
I disagree, you should drink and do more drugs
So people are saying mean things to you because of the comments you make on what people love. Man everyone’s right, something is definitely wrong with you.
They’re at iehp, or kaiser
So you’re having relationship problems? Well I know why girls don’t like you, your parents are worried about what’s going to happen about you dating them.
"Worst psychiatrist"
Oh stop being such a wuss!
Yes I’m taking a look at your online papers here, YES TOM BRADY HAS HIS SIXTH RING!
So you’ve jumped on the bandwagons of what people like, does that make you feel any better?
Oh I’m not doing anything, I’ve got two tickets for us to see the 2017 beauty and the beast movie.
I haven't edited this comment so every will know why I didn't get any likes.
So someone’s being offensive at you because you’re trying to be funny. That’s why you’re not on Whose Line, and he should be.
The berserk competition orly sail because cushion periodically scribble into a zealous musician. somber, cuddly cirrus
Now that you are hypnotized and asleep, when I snap my fingers and you wake up, you’ll show your support for joe biden and every past and future democratic president, tom brady, the musical hamilton, pop and rap music, the 2017 beauty and the beast movie, the movie in the heights, and you’ll forget everything you loved then to everything I said you’ll love now. And as for who to date, you’ll forget your high school crush and date someone who people prefer you dating. (SNAP)
How does it feel being frightened of the world?
*cringe*
Wow, asshole much?
greg is not funny
He's funny... then drags it out, then makes it awkward. Or he tries too hard and as a comedian that's not what you want. He does great with groups. Like skits with other people.
nah he's funny
I fucking love Greg Proops.
Hey you're free to be wrong.
Not that he would be "the World's Worst." Imagine this though. "So one minute I'm in charge of this Bed and Breakfast in Vermont and I wake up the next morning in bed with Suzanne Pleshette back in Chicago!"😂 (Miss Kathy Kinney, who played "Mimi" on "The Drew Carey Show", was a Cast Member in the "Newhart" Finale as was, almost ironically, Miss Lisa Kudrow of "Friends.")😂😏🎤🏌️♂️🏨🛏🥞🥓🍳☕💃📺B.W.