In Kiwami, I got tricked by a woman inviting me in a hotel. Turns out she's dude and Kiryu lost 60% of his hp. sHE laughed then the fight begins there. I'm still wondering to this day if he lost his ass's virginity that night or not
i thought about this the other day. other things to drink on: - when someone enters a room kiryu is in and collapses - when someone is talking/taking a long time to kill someone and gets shot in the back
so... Kiryu gets blown up by a rocket and only looses like 5% of his health. you're telling me he lost almost 80% of his health from her? did she slam his head against the ground? did he just have a really good time? what happened to him?
There's also one scenario with different lady, Kiryu cannot believe it's her since she looks older compare to the voice he talked to in the telephone dating booth. But the matured looking lady force him and the scene ended outside a love hotel in the hotel district, Kiryu also lost a lot of his health after the scene. lol
@@HannTheftAudio Yeah, it exists, check for the "Teltel Boys Club" on the map. Also this minigame is used as part of the real estate takeover side quest when you're trying to take over Pleasure King's area where he challenges you to a telephone club battle
@@Samuel_Williams I can never really get passed the real estate missions. i would have a few places where i buy out the property but that's as far as i get as i can never find any more.
These women are pretty rough. At least as strong as tigers. Except Kiryu can actually knock out tigers with his fists, while these monster women are invincible.
What makes this even funnier is how Kiryu loses a ton of health
Kiryu is such a Chad that mere contact with a less than 9.5/10 puts him in a near death state
he lost more health than when he gets shot
Hmmmm interesting
This is Kiryu's weakness
I'd rather be shot too
The succ must've hurt
even bigger than mr shakedown slap
That's "Dwaaaah!" was so hilarious.
omg
everytime kiryu takes damage while interacting with a woman I struggle to figure out if it's physical, psychological, or just exhaustion
yes
I`d say all three.
Definitely from exhaustion
It mis my be tiring being drowned in pussy all the time
As we all know Kiryu is the eternal virgin so it must be psychological
In Kiwami, I got tricked by a woman inviting me in a hotel. Turns out she's dude and Kiryu lost 60% of his hp. sHE laughed then the fight begins there. I'm still wondering to this day if he lost his ass's virginity that night or not
0:23 - You're not Majima. That's illegal.
Pure meme material guy
True
You're under arrest for impersonating Majima.
Unless, she's actually majima in disguise
@@Miko-le3wp He's done crazier things.
The real problem here is -
*She called him "Kiryu-chan".*
Majima ni san confirmed ? 😂
Oh fuck
NANI
Like she's gonna say "Ara-ara Kiryu-chan!" lmao
ONLY MAJIMA IS ALLOWED TO CALL KIRYU "KIRYU CHAN"
Kiryu says nani a lot.And I die everytime he does it it's just so funny coming out of a serious character.
It stopped being funny after three games in a row...
For me, "nani" feels like a "wut", not like a "what"
@@DiegoRuiz1991 same to me... isn't it kinda like wut in the end? I feel he always says Nani when people tell him some weird shit.
its even funnier when in all of the text dialog sections thats the one word they give a voice line for
Explain to me why serious characters can't say "nani".
Kiryu didn’t know it at the time, but the phrase Kiryu-chan would come back to haunt him for the rest of his life 17 years later.
Not even Ryuji did that much damage and he sent me flying across the yard.
My friend and I decided to do a drinking game while playing Yakuza 0. Everytime Kiryu said "nani?" we drank a shot. Half an hour and we were down.
you're lying
@@vapingfury4460 true, you got me. We didn't even last 15 minutes.
i thought about this the other day. other things to drink on:
- when someone enters a room kiryu is in and collapses
- when someone is talking/taking a long time to kill someone and gets shot in the back
I would die lmao
@@MsJerrySparkle the second one applies to most animes not Yakuza alone.
that moment in my mind: DAME DA NE, DAMEYO, DAME NA NO YO~
antaga suki de suki tsugite
Dore dake~ Tsuyoi osake de mo~
yougamanai omoi de ga baka mitai
@@sl1nkz818 beautiful
@@sl1nkz818 omoi de ga*
If I had a penny for every time Kiryu got molested, I'd have 2 pennies which is not much but it's weird that it happened twice.
Make that 3. There's another one too
it happens so many times in this game, and like once in kiwami
Nishiki: *says anything*
Kiryu: "Nishiki"
I think kiryu is a reverse pokemon
Impliying Magikarp and Gyarados are related to a fish Koi tale that it jumped so high that converted into a dragon, makes sense.
Dwaaah!
How do you trigger this and why does this happen? XD
@@DVTHEFOX It's part of the phone romance side quests that you do. One of the dates you set up is this ambush lol.
“I got you now, Kiryu-chan.”
*Majima wants to know your location*
I just feel so bad for him, because he clearly didn’t see that one coming.
Tigerdops can’t help him now.
Probably because he didn't learned Tiger drop yet
0:24 Ballas gang member then and now with a mad dog with snakeskin jacket.
0:00 MMMMMM
Me when I have good food
Scarier than the ghost girl in Kiwami.
"I got you now, Kiryu-chan!"
and from then on, Kiryu knew hearing that would mean trouble.
later on police found his corpse in the empty lot
The fact that you’re actually lose health from going on a horrible date.
LOOK AT HIS HEALTH!!
Probably dealt bigger damage than tiger drop.
Impossible...
BAKANA!
I got you now, Kiryu-chan.
Like damn I’m getting nothing but Majima vibes here 😂
I got catfished three times and I felt so bad for Kiryu-Chan that I had to stop. F in the chat for kiryu-Chan’s pure soul 😔🤚
I didn't. I owed him every time i fucked up so i was determined to make sure he got a few good dates out of it without being "assaulted" by strangers.
kiryu gets sexually harassed
Man I love yakuza. Even though it’s all in Japanese... I still love it.
Do you hate the Japanese?
Mr shakedown couldn't even do that much damage in a hit
The monster roar killed me.
NANI
so... Kiryu gets blown up by a rocket and only looses like 5% of his health. you're telling me he lost almost 80% of his health from her? did she slam his head against the ground? did he just have a really good time? what happened to him?
His psyche was traumatised, and it's much more painful to him
Vampire 💀
*Dwaaah*
Kiryu Kazuma - 1986
*1988
@@CoderSV3 ahh... I mixed up with GTA VC timeline LOL
And that was the day Kiryu wasn't allowed to be a virgin anymore.
I had to break linear time to keep that, at least in zero
NOOO
Nobody didn't bother helping because everyone knew how strong Kiryu was and if anyone took him down so easily then they aren't to be trifled with.
Is Kiryu related to everyone that Kenshiro murdered?
DraculaXHunter101 Kiryu is related to kenshiro
@@AdrianNguyen. Kiryu IS Kenshiro.
Kiryu is kenshiro's ancestor.
Kiryu is Kenshiro's long lost brother....
@@OmarM626 it's funny you say that because in fist of the northstar: lost paradise there's a skin for kenshiro that literally makes him kiryu
0:30 Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
GIT YA NOW KIRYU CHAN
Moshi moshi gone wrong
*WASTED*
Omaewa no shindayo!
Faizan Qazi NANI
If you're gonna reference something at least spell it right
Dumbass
Shinderu*
@@darkstardarin Shindeiru*
This lady:*teleport behind him* nothing personal kid
Alternate title: Kiryu fucking dies
Kiryus Dwaaaah sounded like when Mario gets hurt.
That's a lot of damage!!!
I swear, every other word Kiryu utters is "NANI?!?!"
OI!
@@christiannugraha1011 Souka...
Yosh!
The strongest character in Yakuza 0
I love how he just staring at nothing
There's also one scenario with different lady, Kiryu cannot believe it's her since she looks older compare to the voice he talked to in the telephone dating booth. But the matured looking lady force him and the scene ended outside a love hotel in the hotel district, Kiryu also lost a lot of his health after the scene. lol
he lost more health than mr shakedown on first phase
Just remember: Kiryu is still a virgin. Well, when it comes to consensual sex, that is.
I've been playing to much Kiwami 1 and everytime I see the name Kiryu-chan i yell KIRRYUUUU-CHAN like Majima
Legit scared than more horror games could ever
she's hungry
Just to make it worse, she did not enjoy pocket circuit either.
Kuze couldn't hurt him this much.
And that's how Kiryu became trained to deal with Majima Everywhere System.
I get this after watching video Kiryu saying ' Omae Wa Mou Shinderu' lol
This video is basially my experience with the Telephone Club lmao, I was there for like 2 hours trying to get them all XD
Mans got jumpscared.
"Now that's a lot of damage!"
I didn't want to know than and I don't want to know now...
Kiryu got caught video calling another woman...
桐生！！大丈夫？
That health drop tho lol
Kiryu after this is more funny
Kiryu: *I loosed something important, again!*
Majima: Nobody calls "Kiryu-chan" Kiryu-chan other than me!
Kiryu was never found after this
*Flirt with bomb starts playing*
Got ya now, Kiryu-Channn hahaha.
Istg that Dwaaah sounded like some stock sound effect
He was thinking:"wait that is not majima"
Omae wa mō kizutsuita
That creepy ass roar.
Kiryu chan?
Oh...no...
The 4 greatest words in the english language.
and that kids, is how i met your mother
don't give me PTSD man
Yakuzer jumpscare‼️
BEST GAME OF ALL TIME 😂😂
majima had a revelation (0:22)
[BODY REPORTED]
Does this mean he finally got laid?
Kiryu-chan died I'm so sad now
How did this side mission get to be? I played Yakuza 0 5x and not once discovered this one. What the hell
it's one of the "failed" outcomes of the telephone club minigame
"failed" meaning you didn't get a good date from the telephone club
@@Samuel_Williams Telephone club??????? you mean there's a mini game for that???????????
@@HannTheftAudio Yeah, it exists, check for the "Teltel Boys Club" on the map. Also this minigame is used as part of the real estate takeover side quest when you're trying to take over Pleasure King's area where he challenges you to a telephone club battle
@@Samuel_Williams I can never really get passed the real estate missions. i would have a few places where i buy out the property but that's as far as i get as i can never find any more.
@@HannTheftAudio you sure you don’t want to read the guide/ walkthrough?
What tf was that damage my guy?!
Don't worry that girl was in disguise its majima
Maria everywhere
I wonder, if on Legend difficulty, you can unknowingly die and get a game over if your health is low enough.
Man legit went from max health to low health
*Law and Order SVU theme*
i think its majima with a mask cause look at their legs
Majima should help kiryu chan tht fat girl need lesson!! Majima san should help his lover kiryu chan ❤🤣🤣
Somebody save Kiryu
He’s getting raped
So, kiryu loses his virginity at his 20s
I swear to fucking god if she kills me on my Legend playthrough i wont be happy xD
itoshiki.... maria?
*K I R Y U C H A N*
Why do they take your life points away?
These women are pretty rough. At least as strong as tigers. Except Kiryu can actually knock out tigers with his fists, while these monster women are invincible.
Do you know how tiring it is to deal with these kind of people
Puke damage, and you can't just punch ugly girls in the boobs like that, reason why majima lost his fight against the obatrian
0:30-0:32 Nani?! Dwaaaagh!