What If PALPATINE’S PLAN completely FAILED?

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  • @DelinquentChibi
    @DelinquentChibi 2 месяца назад +177

    The Dooku story is just like "What if everyone suddenly got hit by the Orb of Confusion all at once?"

    • @Charmaster04
      @Charmaster04 Месяц назад +8

      I was laughing hysterically by the end.

    • @residentwievle4
      @residentwievle4 27 дней назад +4

      “All at once?… or was it twice? No! It must have been fourth.” - Count dooku

  • @nieznany777
    @nieznany777 3 месяца назад +503

    How about this: everything goes wrong for Palpatine... but on every step of his plan. Meaning he does well enough to keep trying, but it always blows up in his face until at last it ends him.

    • @ohioanempire
      @ohioanempire 3 месяца назад +24

      Brilliant

    • @razakeldrukata6502
      @razakeldrukata6502 3 месяца назад +37

      A suprise to be sure but an unwelcome one

    • @TemplarLux
      @TemplarLux 3 месяца назад +99

      So basically just “What if Palpatine was a saturday morning cartoon villain?”

    • @ManuMOV
      @ManuMOV 3 месяца назад +27

      ​@@TemplarLux"I HATE YOU, KENOBI!!!"

    • @ManuMOV
      @ManuMOV 3 месяца назад +27

      No, wait. I have a better one.
      "DAMN YOU, KENOBI. DAMN YOU!!!"

  • @falsehope4421
    @falsehope4421 3 месяца назад +229

    Dookus dementia messing with grievous's mind is actually hilarious, anikin didn't even do anything, dookus just straight lied XD

    • @Simmlex
      @Simmlex Месяц назад +2

      And it somehow spread to everyone in the room XD

  • @emilmadsen8286
    @emilmadsen8286 3 месяца назад +419

    The lack of Dexter what-ifs outside this video is almost criminal! :)

    • @starwarsquill
      @starwarsquill  3 месяца назад +49

      haha

    • @UnravelingofLathine
      @UnravelingofLathine 3 месяца назад +18

      Riiiiiiiiight, I’m so pumped to see Dex pop up today. XD
      Quill doing some legend stuff fo sure.

    • @ZomboidMania
      @ZomboidMania 3 месяца назад +6

      Lol fr

    • @toddkurzbard
      @toddkurzbard 3 месяца назад

      No. He's the third-worst character in Star Wars. Only #1 the horrid podrace announcer and #2 Jar-Jar are worse.

    • @jansonshrock2859
      @jansonshrock2859 2 месяца назад +7

      ngl that would have been a very cool thing to see, dexter's street smarts ending up aiding the jedi more than their force abilities ever could

  • @dollarsignmexican
    @dollarsignmexican 3 месяца назад +129

    Jar Jar calling palpatine a fatfuck is hilarious

    • @abrakadabra6364
      @abrakadabra6364 2 месяца назад +4

      And pretty ballsy 😮

    • @Simmlex
      @Simmlex Месяц назад +1

      In that story the sith lost over a drunken disagreement XD

    • @edwarddelacruz3923
      @edwarddelacruz3923 Месяц назад

      I legit laughed out loud as I heard that! I was drinking some water and choked, had no idea Jar Jar would do that.

  • @AzguardMike
    @AzguardMike 3 месяца назад +138

    what if Maul actually killed Anakin in episode 1
    Maul "Master, I managed to fulfil the mission. The jedi, and the child, are no more"
    Palpatine "Thats okay my young apprentice, you'll have another.... WHAT!?!"
    Maul "I gutted the nine year old from throat to naval like a Wamp rat. And the Jedi now lay headless in the sands of Mos Espa. All thanks to your training, Master."
    Palpatine *gritted teeth* "Good work, Maul. Leave me, I have to plan our next move."
    *Maul leaves*
    Palpatine "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

    • @BingusDev123
      @BingusDev123 2 месяца назад +28

      [insert palpatine repeatingly slamming his desk loudly]

    • @masterlordthegreat
      @masterlordthegreat 2 месяца назад +4

      @@BingusDev123Nyeh heh heh.

    • @laytonjr6601
      @laytonjr6601 2 месяца назад

      Plagueis: so your experiment killed my experiment? Don't worry, I'll use the force to impregnate another woman, and hope this one don't get sold into slavery

    • @Boeing747fan-d3u
      @Boeing747fan-d3u Месяц назад +1

      😂

    • @Boeing747fan-d3u
      @Boeing747fan-d3u Месяц назад +1

      @BingusDev123kind of like in robot chicken when he discovered the destruction of the Death Star.

  • @memeboyr6177
    @memeboyr6177 3 месяца назад +270

    What if the death star blew up instead of Alderaan? In this story, when Tarkin tries to blow up Alderaan, the laser of the DS1 malfunctions and the death star blows up instead.

    • @starwarsquill
      @starwarsquill  3 месяца назад +78

      That’s a great idea! Thanks!

    • @Cyborg_J
      @Cyborg_J 3 месяца назад +43

      F for Leia

    • @capndaveasmr
      @capndaveasmr 3 месяца назад +36

      ​@@Cyborg_J An aweful sacrifice for the betterment of the galaxy

    • @goldengold8513
      @goldengold8513 3 месяца назад +64

      Vader & Leia get blown up and Luke never finds his family, they arrive at alderaan as planned but Leia isn’t there, Han continues smuggling, Luke is kinda just there and Obi-Wan is scratching his head.

    • @Vigriff
      @Vigriff 3 месяца назад +11

      @@goldengold8513 Pffffft, HAHAHAHAHA!

  • @darkblades1201
    @darkblades1201 3 месяца назад +35

    23:40 love how anakin is ACTUALLY incredibly smart and is running the actual math in his head while Dooku is actually just going crazy lol

  • @glauberglousger956
    @glauberglousger956 3 месяца назад +100

    I find it amusing considering these are technically possible
    Extremely Unlikely, but completely possible

    • @1969chgoodwin
      @1969chgoodwin 3 месяца назад +18

      In the Multiverse every one of them has happened

  • @Rean_Wheel
    @Rean_Wheel 3 месяца назад +59

    Palpatine and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

  • @nicomoreno5028
    @nicomoreno5028 3 месяца назад +61

    "Anakin! Help me! The lava is taking ovah!" 😂
    This is quickly becoming my favorite Star Wars related channel.

  • @jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243
    @jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243 3 месяца назад +63

    I love the implication that Obi Wan simply walked up to Dooku and cut his hands off while the latter was zoned out, struggling with basic mathematics.

    • @Lord_Vader2011
      @Lord_Vader2011 Месяц назад +1

      i like to imagine dooku didn't care and was still doing the matt

    • @jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243
      @jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243 Месяц назад +3

      @ScientistSkibidi-70 He was counting on his fingers and had to start over again.

  • @Robert-u2x
    @Robert-u2x 3 месяца назад +85

    you gotta love the thumbnail of palatine being disappointed himself

  • @lordcardinals
    @lordcardinals 3 месяца назад +62

    19:23 the funny part is that jar jar was blinded and still evenly fighting palpatine

    • @Megamank-ns3yy
      @Megamank-ns3yy 3 месяца назад +17

      That means that Darth Jar Jar is stronger than palpatine

  • @DM-Sym
    @DM-Sym 2 месяца назад +16

    Dexter is a straight-up gangster in this what-if, ready to help a homey commit an assassination XD

  • @theguybehindyou4762
    @theguybehindyou4762 3 месяца назад +74

    What if Johnny English was a Jedi Knight?
    “You’re not the real Chancellor! Do you not have the words, “Space Jesus is coming, look busy” tattooed on your bottom?”

    • @nobbyfirefly57
      @nobbyfirefly57 3 месяца назад +11

      "no wait, don't eat that gummy bear!"

  • @JediMasterZim
    @JediMasterZim 3 месяца назад +41

    What if in Revenge of the Sith EVERY Jedi on Coruscant at the time were getting the nightmares that Anakin did? Say Palpatine was behind them, and say that he accidentally "overcharged" the nightmares, so to speak...what happens then?

    • @ConductorElcrest
      @ConductorElcrest 2 месяца назад +8

      Oh this is perfect

    • @laytonjr6601
      @laytonjr6601 2 месяца назад +15

      Padmé would probably get interned at the Jedi's private hospital and receive the best health care available in the galaxy

    • @Charmaster04
      @Charmaster04 23 дня назад +2

      Everyone would be wondering when Obi-Wan started paying delivery room calls to senators.

  • @AndrewAce.
    @AndrewAce. 2 месяца назад +19

    Among several other things in this video, the mental-image of Qui-Gon Jinn's mortified expression as Darth Maul gets blown out by his own speeder bike and makes a looney-toons, man-shaped crater in the ground still has me going days later. Thanks man, I can't remember the last time I laughed for 20 minutes straight... 🤣

  • @jonathankemmm95
    @jonathankemmm95 3 месяца назад +95

    Palpatines bad dreams

  • @tysondennis1016
    @tysondennis1016 3 месяца назад +14

    When you're playing an evil campaign, but the dice gods hate you.

  • @_out
    @_out 3 месяца назад +40

    0:11 - Scenario 1
    5:10 - Scenario 2
    10:12 - Scenario 3
    15:22 - Scenario 4
    21:39 - Scenario 5
    29:06 - Scenario 6

    • @Charmaster04
      @Charmaster04 Месяц назад +1

      It is a crime that this comment was not pinned. (Please pin it, @starwarsquill)

  • @dapperbunch5029
    @dapperbunch5029 3 месяца назад +107

    What if Anakin just left when Palpatine told him to choose?

    • @dapperbunch5029
      @dapperbunch5029 3 месяца назад +62

      Like “Nahh man I can’t deal with this right now…”

    • @soularprimestudios5930
      @soularprimestudios5930 3 месяца назад +23

      Simple he chose Padme lol

    • @Aqua_Wren
      @Aqua_Wren 2 месяца назад +12

      Good ending honestly. Sidious dies, Anakin probably gets made a Master instantly. Mace was likely planning on proposing that once Sidious was dealt with. Padme lives. All is well.

    • @KangarooKangaroo-cd4yl
      @KangarooKangaroo-cd4yl Месяц назад

      i need to see parody on star wars where attkinson plays

  • @torik9300
    @torik9300 3 месяца назад +23

    Everyone deserves a friend like Dex. Thanks for laughter Quill, really needed it.

  • @Goldenleyend
    @Goldenleyend 2 месяца назад +6

    Sneaking in the The Boys scene there was masterful 😂 I can imagine Jar Jar poking Palps "yummers"

  • @asunuk1368
    @asunuk1368 3 месяца назад +29

    omg the dooku segment is bringing me physical pain, I majored in math. It's one thing if Dooku couldn't do math, but everyone no that's cringe.

    • @izakireemsi2783
      @izakireemsi2783 2 месяца назад +13

      Dooku failed to answer the simplest Math and Anakin failed to answer the Hardest Math.

    • @mr.spring-miser3034
      @mr.spring-miser3034 2 месяца назад +9

      I think it's genuinely hilarious, it's almost as if dooku's Darth side Dementia rubbed off on everyone else somehow.

  • @capndaveasmr
    @capndaveasmr 3 месяца назад +24

    Genuinely love this. Most people take the story so seriously when making What Ifs. But it's nice to hear these ridiculous ones for a change 🤣

  • @Soundwave_Superior_45
    @Soundwave_Superior_45 2 месяца назад +15

    18:03 Oh my goodness, I just realized it's a freaking "The Boys" reference.

  • @generalhux1818
    @generalhux1818 2 месяца назад +5

    Yoda, speaking for the council: "you are the chosen one Anakin. you are destined to bring balance to the Force" *Anakin, attempting math* " is that.... logarithmic or quadratic balance?" Mace Windu: *looks dissapointed* Obi-Wan: "master Yoda, could we have been wrong?" the rest of the council: *doing mental math, and failing*

  • @Fatherofheroesandheroines
    @Fatherofheroesandheroines 3 месяца назад +31

    21:40 also knows "Dooku goes KOOKU."

  • @SherbertHusky
    @SherbertHusky 3 месяца назад +17

    I love that you do comedy what ifs. They are a welcome break from the moree serious what ifs.

  • @socialaccount0000
    @socialaccount0000 3 месяца назад +51

    What if Count Dooku *was* General Grevious? Instead of Grevious, Dooku is the one horrifically injured, so Palpatine places Dooku into the suit originally designed for Grevious.

    • @starwarsquill
      @starwarsquill  3 месяца назад +27

      Dooku kinda hated how Anakin got a prosthetic. In the RoTS novel he tells Palpatine that a good warrior would have learned to fight with one hand or something. So, I wonder how he’d react waking up like Grievous…

    • @socialaccount0000
      @socialaccount0000 3 месяца назад +15

      ​@@starwarsquill It absolutely would be a punishment, yet also intended to keep Dooku useful long enough for Palpatine to get Skywalker on his side

    • @Xylospring
      @Xylospring 3 месяца назад

      Meanwhile, we have General Shalel who is simply fighting as is naturally.​@@socialaccount0000

    • @razercaprisun1261
      @razercaprisun1261 Месяц назад

      @@starwarsquill I would honestly not be surprised if Dooku was very angry and humiliated at having that happen to him. it could even make him go crazy

    • @Charmaster04
      @Charmaster04 23 дня назад +1

      @@razercaprisun1261 Perhaps he'd even pull a "Time to abandon the material realm."

  • @aggrobob1972
    @aggrobob1972 3 месяца назад +67

    What if Grandmaster Yoda had major beef with Grandmaster Flash?

    • @starwarsquill
      @starwarsquill  3 месяца назад +7

      Haha

    • @veryangryduckpl2122
      @veryangryduckpl2122 2 месяца назад +6

      There's nowhere to run
      The ketamine frog walks out of the building*

    • @vgregan88
      @vgregan88 2 месяца назад +1

      And the furious Five

  • @mickmufson1824
    @mickmufson1824 3 месяца назад +18

    What If Palpatine accidentally gave the nightmares of Padme’s death to Obi-Wan instead of Anakin?

    • @cojosox8211
      @cojosox8211 2 месяца назад +3

      He'd tell Anakin about it, and Anakin would probably tell Obi-Wan about his marriage to Padme, and he'd admit that he knew but promise he won't tell anyone, and Obi-Wan would probably inform the council, and they'd see that Padme's kids are carried to term, and she's able to survive the procedure.

    • @Charmaster04
      @Charmaster04 23 дня назад

      Obi Wan would probably think it was a bad dream and nothing more. It's not uncommon to get dreams of yourself in an unlikely place with someone you know in unlikely circumstances. Unless there was something obviously vision-like about the nightmare, of course.

  • @palsky3215
    @palsky3215 2 месяца назад +7

    You should do a "What if Palpatine's plan completely failed: TAKE 2"

  • @mentalist7772
    @mentalist7772 3 месяца назад +30

    This is going to be good.
    I would live to see where everything Palpatine plans goes wrong due to the chaos of our favorite Jedi trio of Obi-Wan, Anakin and Ahsoka as well as Har Jar causing chaos on the political side of things.

  • @UnravelingofLathine
    @UnravelingofLathine 3 месяца назад +24

    BROOOOOOO. SPONGEBOB REALLY.
    What a freaking masterpiece of a first story.

  • @MrPapamaci88
    @MrPapamaci88 3 месяца назад +6

    So basically in most of these stories Darth Sidious was defeated by slapstick humor.

  • @Sraye
    @Sraye 2 месяца назад +5

    More like "What if the entire star wars universe can't count"
    This year on Episode 59: Revenge of the Sith,

  • @thetruegoldenknight
    @thetruegoldenknight 3 месяца назад +5

    Dexter and Jar-Jar being symbols of George Lucas' playground, yet "reimagined" like this is...wild.

  • @Tocaraca
    @Tocaraca 2 месяца назад +6

    "Doubled?" had me wheezing 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @yourbrokengalaxy
    @yourbrokengalaxy 3 месяца назад +4

    Quill, you son of a gun. You have finally full on joined me in the funny ridiculous side of "What ifs". May you only grow in success. My favorite was probably the first. Have a great day.

  • @ragdolinevalenta3312
    @ragdolinevalenta3312 2 месяца назад +6

    What if all the senators are Sith Lords but none of them knows their fellow senators are Sith Lords

  • @edwarddelacruz3923
    @edwarddelacruz3923 3 месяца назад +18

    Here's one: What if all humans and Hutt species traded places? (As in, every human was a Hutt and vice-versa)

    • @nicholaschisholm7018
      @nicholaschisholm7018 3 месяца назад +8

      ok nearly killed me there laughing... imagined the jedi council filled with hutts, or Hutt Anakin and Hutt Padme badly flirting

    • @Alex-yy5wo
      @Alex-yy5wo 3 месяца назад +3

      jabba the human?

    • @sib315
      @sib315 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@Alex-yy5wohan solo the hut you are a great hut being jabba

  • @razakeldrukata6502
    @razakeldrukata6502 3 месяца назад +4

    A suprise for sidious to be sure,but an unwelcome one each time

  • @tomoliver5861
    @tomoliver5861 2 месяца назад +7

    What if Anakin and Darth Vader were actually two different people as described by obi wan in a new hope

  • @dianesinger9729
    @dianesinger9729 3 месяца назад +2

    I loved the part with Dexter. Poor Maul almost burning and arrested. Oh the fly in the mouth awesome. I love this group of stories. Thank you!!!!!!!

  • @danielharman572
    @danielharman572 3 месяца назад +7

    An oddly entertaining and peculiar video that would have been perfect for April the 1st (April fools day) with just a few tweaks. But it made chuckle to myself a bit.

  • @michaelhalford2640
    @michaelhalford2640 2 месяца назад +2

    22:39 Count Dooku and Anakin trying to work out mathematics is as exciting as Calculon doing tedious paperwork from Futurama

  • @OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051
    @OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051 2 месяца назад +2

    Anakin- BOOST THE STABILISERS
    Obi wan - what are those again?
    Dooku - I CANT COUNT

  • @Fenris77
    @Fenris77 3 месяца назад +14

    27:18 Looks like everyone got infected with the stupid virus in this story... LMAO

  • @ZomboidMania
    @ZomboidMania 3 месяца назад +5

    I wanna see "what if palpatine was actually kinda dumb" but this is close enough lol

  • @SpartanS117C
    @SpartanS117C 3 месяца назад +6

    I'm so glad I woke up to this. It's absolutely beautiful.

  • @systemshock1139
    @systemshock1139 2 месяца назад +2

    I now want a spin off about these clones

  • @CamCrouch04VA
    @CamCrouch04VA 2 месяца назад +3

    I like how they went from pretty plausible to genuinely absurd

  • @classicnosh
    @classicnosh 3 месяца назад +7

    What if Count Dooku could not count... haha - If he were a Duke, Duke Dooku may not duke? :D

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 месяца назад +1

    Qui-Gon Jinn could've survived if only the Jawas has stolen Maul's speeder's catalytic converter and slashed his fuel line.

  • @SvenJensen-d5i
    @SvenJensen-d5i 2 месяца назад +4

    What if Dexter Jester was secretly a balanced force like Bendu and was super powerful

  • @AndyR1982
    @AndyR1982 2 месяца назад +1

    During the escape sequence when Obi Wan adjusted levers to let the Falcon escape, he (off screen) changed a couple relay routings. With no real idea what it would do, he then went on to face Vader.
    Fast forward to the next time the DS1 goes to fire. Everything powers up.... and when the firing sequence is initiated, all the main weapons power is shunted through the hyperdrive system. And DS1 and everything within its gravity well is jumped to an entire different galaxy. Luke and the Falcon included. The Empire and Rebels have zero idea what happened. Leia goes on to be trained by Yoda to stop the emperor as the DS2 is not constructed because of the unknown disappearance of the first. Then Vader goes on to create a new Sith order.

  • @ChristianGibbons777
    @ChristianGibbons777 3 месяца назад +6

    Heck what if, Palpatine used experiments involving Death Sticks to evolve his Master’s research on manipulating the midichlorines?? Testing the effects of sticks on them and seeing how the effects are reversed over time naturally when they unweaken going into withdrawal like a drug addict maybe?? Assuming he doesn’t discover or inquired about Yoda’s knowledge regarding the secrets of Spice to add to his research???

  • @collaborisgaming2190
    @collaborisgaming2190 2 месяца назад +1

    24:11 As a Calculus Student, this is surprisingly making sense.

  • @gengarzilla1685
    @gengarzilla1685 2 месяца назад +3

    "Nothing is proceeding as I have forseen."

  • @theblackhall1353
    @theblackhall1353 3 месяца назад +2

    Hey love this video Quill, great one.
    Also here's one to try one day. But... What If everyone knew Palpatine was a Sith Lord and just went along with his plans only to reveal they knew after he reveals to Anakin hes a sith lord. All to just mess with the man before arresting or killing him.

  • @teeterharris
    @teeterharris 3 месяца назад +2

    I laughed as soon as Anakin mentioned his powers doubling. I knew what was coming.

  • @Xylospring
    @Xylospring 3 месяца назад +8

    This is what happens when you forget your Kaleidoscope for Gym Class, like how your Master warned you.

  • @kazemizu
    @kazemizu 3 месяца назад +2

    What kind of Diner does Dexter Run if he can casually come up with a plan to eliminate one of the highest members of the Senate??

    • @chat4783
      @chat4783 3 месяца назад +1

      Food trap is one of the most oldest trap that is nearly impossible to know.

  • @MayorofHopeville
    @MayorofHopeville 2 месяца назад +1

    Excellent work 47. Good job. 14:40

  • @hexcellerateofficial
    @hexcellerateofficial 2 месяца назад +2

    Here are a couple of ideas:
    What if Anakin died on Mustafar?
    What if Darth Bane died during the seventh battle of Ruusan along with the rest of the Sith?

  • @trash-heap3989
    @trash-heap3989 2 месяца назад +1

    This is a fantastic handful of silliness, well told and funny to listen to!
    Great video!

  • @duelgundam
    @duelgundam 3 месяца назад +4

    Story 1: death by Nasty Patty...except for real. Even better that it wasn't even the food that did him in, just the stress from the city-wide trip.
    Story 2: "...Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me....." _*dies_
    Story 3: ".....damn your overweight ass, Amedda..."
    Story 4: "MEESA THE PHANTOM MENACE! MEESA'S *ALWAYS* BEEN THE PHANTOM MENACE!"
    Story 5: _presses ALL the buttons_ "Shit, nothing worked. we're fucked." "...fuck you, Dooku."
    Story 6: [Palpatine HAS BEEN EJECTED]

    • @Boeing747fan-d3u
      @Boeing747fan-d3u Месяц назад +1

      😂 I especially like story 1 since it’s similar to the SpongeBob episode.

  • @protoplasm-1
    @protoplasm-1 2 месяца назад +2

    I'm not sure if you take, like, requests or anything like that, but binging through a few of your videos gave me an idea for a wacky Star Wars What If
    What if Padme had used a body double on Mustafar? She used one throughout most of Episode 1, she used one at the very start of Ep 2, but not once during Revenge of the Sith. So what if she brought one along with her and sent it to talk to Anakin when Obi Wan brings her to Mustafar, and Anakin's so wrapped up in his Dark Side madness that he just doesn't realize it's a fake?
    I know it sounds sorta insane that Padme would try and fool her own husband with a lookalike, but you're pretty darn good at making incredibly contrived ideas sound reasonable, or at least entertaining!

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 месяца назад +1

    We should get that medical capsule the Emperor wanted!
    Right, the medical...
    Trooper?
    Who was the medical capsule for? General Skywalker is the only injured person here. But the Emperor was going to kill him, right?
    ...Ooooooh

  • @parkergreen2704
    @parkergreen2704 3 месяца назад +3

    I request we get a Part 2 to the Nasty Palpy. Maybe Obi-wan and some other Jedi investigate what happened, playing a similar role to those 2 cops in that Spongebob episode.

    • @Boeing747fan-d3u
      @Boeing747fan-d3u Месяц назад

      Yeah and somehow palpatine would come back but would be beaten up by obi wan and the other Jedi just like the SpongeBob episode.

    • @parkergreen2704
      @parkergreen2704 Месяц назад +1

      @Boeing747fan-d3u Starwarsquill, I hope you're reading this!

  • @lucasrodillo6739
    @lucasrodillo6739 2 месяца назад +1

    Most of these feel like Final Destination, if Death really had a thing for Palpatine

  • @ChristianGibbons777
    @ChristianGibbons777 3 месяца назад +4

    What if Palpatine trained SleezeBaganooooooooh!…. As a backup in case Sky Guy refuses to do die in the light when trying to turn him into Vader????

  • @eacalvert
    @eacalvert 3 месяца назад +2

    Omg these were amazing!!!!

  • @SlayingSin
    @SlayingSin 2 месяца назад +2

    28:09 quickly turned from what if count doiku couldn't count into what if everyone was 420 blazing it

  • @rpgcraftsman520
    @rpgcraftsman520 3 месяца назад +1

    Okay ngl, the idea of _pulling a SpingeBill_ on Palpatine is hilarious - but the idea of him just _getting stressed from maintaining his image_ and _suffering an aneurysm?_ Please send an ambulance my lungs have collapsed from LOLs.

    • @Charmaster04
      @Charmaster04 Месяц назад

      One month later, and I can only assume you met the same fate as him.

  • @conquer535
    @conquer535 2 месяца назад +2

    oh god my eyes, the count dooku one really got me

  • @someguy9293
    @someguy9293 3 месяца назад +2

    What if Anakin had visions of Luke and Leia being born?
    What if Darth Sidious wasn't elected as Chancellor?
    What if Count Dooku talked like a red neck?
    What if Order 66 and 65 were triggered at the same time?
    What if Dexter Jettster was the Dark Lord?
    What if Mace Windo was a Gray Jedi?

  • @antiguy3957
    @antiguy3957 3 месяца назад +4

    Ah the darth jar jar one is a the boys joke 😂

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 месяца назад +1

    Darth Jar Jar would've killed Palpatine with his own blade after pretending to slip on the Crimson Crush and grabbing it. Making it look like a bumbling buffoon had just killed a Sith Lord in one move with dumb luck.

  • @john1701q
    @john1701q 3 месяца назад +2

    Another home run video, both brilliant and ridiculous at the same time.

  • @ultranecrozma7449
    @ultranecrozma7449 2 месяца назад +1

    Vone! Tvwo! Ah ah ah -Count Dooku

  • @tristtrist8549
    @tristtrist8549 3 месяца назад +6

    What if Luke and Vader went to Disneyland instead of the Emperor in Return Of The Jedi?

    • @gilsondiasfilho1858
      @gilsondiasfilho1858 3 месяца назад +2

      Imagine Luke and Vader in Montain Russians.

    • @hunternowicki8123
      @hunternowicki8123 3 месяца назад +4

      Lol, and they raid Lucasfilm Studios to confront Darth Kennedy and her Master, Darth Iger the Cunning.

    • @Charmaster04
      @Charmaster04 Месяц назад

      @@hunternowicki8123 Pardon me, but with how the name that comes after "Darth" in a Sith's title is not actually that person's real name, I'm not sure how I'd figure out who these people are. George Lucas and his former wife?

  • @Jenna-hu7mp
    @Jenna-hu7mp 3 месяца назад +4

    Man, some funny stories here. xD

  • @BingusDev123
    @BingusDev123 2 месяца назад +2

    Palpatine: i hate mondays...

  • @Operahello
    @Operahello 2 месяца назад +2

    Please make more of these dumb ones there honestly some of the best I have seen.

  • @BasicMobilePlayer
    @BasicMobilePlayer 2 месяца назад +1

    This video rocks, my favorite what if is probably "count dooku can't count"

  • @Arial55555
    @Arial55555 3 месяца назад +2

    34:37 Mouse Cursor Spotted; Left me very confused before realzing it wasn't mine lol

  • @Xylospring
    @Xylospring 3 месяца назад +5

    Art of this must be made. It's beautiful...

  • @loganlogon3720
    @loganlogon3720 2 месяца назад +1

    Disney should hire you, this is gold!😂

  • @Capt-Bloodbeard
    @Capt-Bloodbeard 3 месяца назад +2

    This might be my favorite video of yours

  • @DarthWinterMadness
    @DarthWinterMadness 3 месяца назад +5

    Funny enough, when I was leaving the small plot of lands where I have chickens and other animals, I almost swallowed a small butterfly or something.
    It was at night and my head light probably attracted it. I was breathing heavily, passed in front of my mouth, the rush of air going in dragged it and it almost reach my throat.
    As soon as I felt it, luckily after drawing a deep breath, I had enough air in my lungs to immediately shoot it out of my throat. It was disgusting.
    That said, most of the stories are plausible (in the setup at least).
    Plap's getting something wrong inside his head, an idiot dismissing warning his vehicles gave him, people forgetting how to math (extremely funny it happened to all of them at the same time) or, for this universe, the chip somewhat malfunctioning and giving some sort of cognitive dissonance to the clones.
    Anyways, it was a great watch usual.
    My favorites are still the "addict Yoda" overall, whether it's the focus of the story or not, it always comes with a great story time.
    Cheers from France! 🍻

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 месяца назад +1

    I like to think Dexter is a lot like Jar Jar. Powerful in the Force in an unusual way, but no one, not even he himself, is aware of it.

  • @SKsuprakirby
    @SKsuprakirby 2 месяца назад +1

    The Math scenario is hilarious.
    truly, they ain't strong with the Number

  • @ethan24343
    @ethan24343 2 месяца назад +3

    The one with the math stuff was amazing. Everyone is so dumb 😂

  • @kendrickprice6463
    @kendrickprice6463 3 месяца назад +8

    OMG THAT FLY WAS DEATH LOL

    • @Spartan135
      @Spartan135 2 месяца назад +1

      Final Destination-Star Wars Edition

    • @kendrickprice6463
      @kendrickprice6463 2 месяца назад

      @Spartan135 LOL ok GOOD REFERENCE

  • @kristianbritton5435
    @kristianbritton5435 2 месяца назад +1

    What if during an evil monologue Palpatine trips on his robe, broke his neck and died near the end of episode 3 😂

  • @failkingofguitar559
    @failkingofguitar559 3 месяца назад +7

    What if Palpatine fell in love with Windu?

    • @darkebuddha
      @darkebuddha 3 месяца назад +2

      "It's treason then...~"

  • @chesskinge4627
    @chesskinge4627 3 месяца назад +3

    For the count story I think we all can agree that Sheogorath was the GOAT😛