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  • Опубликовано: 26 июл 2019

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  • @Ioki
    @Ioki 5 лет назад +587

    00:21 when u right click the bed in minecraft

  • @mrdoob9997
    @mrdoob9997 4 года назад +120

    10:30 to 10:50 is a straight train wreck

  • @UpsNdownZZZ
    @UpsNdownZZZ 4 года назад +39

    13:39 "They might look swollen, but they're just big." Lol!

  • @MrAllen-fv9cj
    @MrAllen-fv9cj 5 лет назад +106

    19:55 This happened to me once. Felt great!

  • @SoyBomb
    @SoyBomb 5 лет назад +275

    6:05 I'm worried about the guy on the left... he's not looking so hot...

    • @venil82
      @venil82 5 лет назад +2

      mannequin

    • @laurenxlime
      @laurenxlime 5 лет назад +18

      @@venil82 joke

    • @Zhak7
      @Zhak7 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah he looks pretty cold 😆

    • @ricomorales8844
      @ricomorales8844 5 лет назад

      Ahahahahahahaha!

    • @maeday3926
      @maeday3926 5 лет назад +2

      Its face is giving me the same vibe as Radiohead's "The Bends" album cover.

  • @erzascralet48
    @erzascralet48 4 года назад +26

    8:24 - "who the fuck am I" damn, when keeping it real gets too real

  • @dally5368
    @dally5368 5 лет назад +138

    4:13 When you login and see your Minecraft girlfriend

  • @kilgroyproductions1658
    @kilgroyproductions1658 3 года назад +14

    24:20 “you stupid slave”

  • @rachelh76
    @rachelh76 5 лет назад +32

    “A latte” 😂

  • @sassysatan1659
    @sassysatan1659 5 лет назад +105

    When I was 16 I went to the doctor and she had a very soft, calming voice and was very gently and slowly checking the lymph nodes in my neck. I had to fight to keep myself awake

  • @propertydeveloper
    @propertydeveloper 5 лет назад +228

    0:04 ‘I’m guna fart’

  • @123videocity
    @123videocity 4 года назад +44

    Bring back the make up artist! She’s lovely!

  • @MrClockwork22
    @MrClockwork22 4 года назад +10

    thanks for making this video! i can tell a lot of effort went into it. thank you!

  • @applesmith9137
    @applesmith9137 5 лет назад +62

    I’d like to find the full pretty face video, seems soothing

  • @klebstyx3207
    @klebstyx3207 4 года назад +20

    4:30 - 5:03 was that woman alive? I legit thought the man was a paramedic with a dead body😂

  • @lovelyafternoon
    @lovelyafternoon 4 года назад +25

    I don't believe in palm reading or anything similar to it but the palm reading lady is has a nice aesthetic and personality and I'm living for it

  • @Luvliv89
    @Luvliv89 3 года назад +30

    Mazing how she can smell a latte from a coffee😂😂😂 That girl is super human 😂😂

  • @TheDisorderuk
    @TheDisorderuk 5 лет назад +80

    9:54 she's cheating!

    • @CJ9007
      @CJ9007 4 года назад

      Pete G nice catch

  • @nadiap9160
    @nadiap9160 5 лет назад +15

    yay you included the monk video! one of my faves

    • @wce204
      @wce204 5 лет назад +6

      Whats it called

    • @oggiedog911
      @oggiedog911 5 лет назад +2

      Seriously what is this video? I can’t find it anywhere. Please help!

  • @theipodtouchmaster31
    @theipodtouchmaster31 5 лет назад +69

    10:18 funniest part!!

    • @CJ9007
      @CJ9007 5 лет назад

      angel aguilera why

    • @jupooh62
      @jupooh62 5 лет назад +11

      Give her a god damn hammer

    • @CJ9007
      @CJ9007 4 года назад +1

      Allie B I see it now lol

  • @Whooooooops
    @Whooooooops 4 года назад +22

    4:30 anyone got the full video?

  • @em-mortal1
    @em-mortal1 3 года назад +4

    The second video is lovely.

  • @sumsum404
    @sumsum404 5 лет назад +6

    so many scalp checks yay :)) more please.

  • @BrotherSergeantFlynn
    @BrotherSergeantFlynn Год назад +1

    Do you have the full video from 7:58? The original uploader privated their video, I've been trying to find a full copy of it.

  • @WilliamEnclosure
    @WilliamEnclosure 3 года назад +7

    1:05 Oh oh

  • @theskirtman8579
    @theskirtman8579 4 года назад +33

    4:23 A jaw that likes to break almonds

  • @connorrowley3293
    @connorrowley3293 3 года назад +6

    14:39 YUP

  • @DrPeterVenkman383
    @DrPeterVenkman383 5 лет назад +16

    Is Michael Myers the camera man in the first video.....?

  • @NGBruizMcmarco
    @NGBruizMcmarco 4 года назад +12

    3:00 what is the source?

  • @stu7720
    @stu7720 4 года назад +18

    01:04

  • @mattmbmb1
    @mattmbmb1 4 года назад +2

    Maaaaan, the girl having the exam on the first video is so beautiful

  • @marikaefer
    @marikaefer 5 лет назад +25

    Last one was the best for me, ASMR-wise. Anyone know the source?

  • @orbits2754
    @orbits2754 3 года назад +2

    This is a top tier comment section

  • @Mookielady
    @Mookielady 3 года назад +1

    I have never had a doctor check my scalp and that is always the first thing they start with

  • @phootphetishphilip5551
    @phootphetishphilip5551 5 лет назад +20

    Celebrity guest stars *🎟Shailene Woodley* 0:01 0:01
    & *Ellen Page🌟* 7:04 7:04

  • @aehrlynn
    @aehrlynn 4 года назад

    The third video. Anyone know where I can find the original?

  • @TheAndye90
    @TheAndye90 3 года назад +6

    no one apologized for their sandwhich breath

  • @bellyvidxs2555
    @bellyvidxs2555 4 года назад +24

    25:53 cadê os brasileiros? 🇧🇷

  • @nonna-non
    @nonna-non 5 лет назад +4

    Starting at 3.45

  • @Jjangbunbun
    @Jjangbunbun 3 года назад +4

    A nurse has never palpated me🙁

  • @destinypaige5280
    @destinypaige5280 5 лет назад +12

    Wow that one girl was way forgetful about the tragus.

    • @jeffkeith637
      @jeffkeith637 5 лет назад +1

      How about pre-oracle and post-oracle. Some of these trainees were terrible!

  • @phootphetishphilip5551
    @phootphetishphilip5551 5 лет назад +2

    Yes a new one woooo

  • @SheZCrazyX
    @SheZCrazyX 5 лет назад +1

    NAP TIME ! Thank you, as always :)

  • @johndachef3018
    @johndachef3018 5 лет назад +17

    Solid collection, thanks. Source of vid at 7:04?

  • @rorys86
    @rorys86 3 года назад

    10:03
    Ted Mosby style "thaaan kyoou"

  • @samuelsosa3500
    @samuelsosa3500 5 лет назад +8

    Sandwich breath

  • @TheTripster710
    @TheTripster710 5 лет назад +1

    Does anyone know what the guy at the beginning was poking his stick in? I thought it was paint at first but now i'm thinking maybe holy water?

    • @Zvalgryn
      @Zvalgryn 5 лет назад +1

      At least he gets to poke his stick into something ;)

    • @alexandra2014
      @alexandra2014 4 года назад +1

      I've seen a couple vids of the monks that claim it's invisible tattoo ink, so that's a possibility.

    • @mackjones8934
      @mackjones8934 2 года назад

      He's giving her a sak yant. It's a tattoo that has "magical" properties in buddhism. Most Asian cultures frown on women having visible tattoos so they often use oils or some other things in place of ink. That specific video is oil I think. I've seen the original

  • @woodchuckles47
    @woodchuckles47 5 лет назад +6

    Came here for the clever comments.

  • @danimirish
    @danimirish 5 лет назад +1

    Darth Vader!

  • @droppinplates69
    @droppinplates69 4 года назад +3

    19:00

  • @rofrigo4513
    @rofrigo4513 5 лет назад

    Tnks for the content

  • @maremanda
    @maremanda 5 лет назад +11

    1:56 she wrote 2

  • @reneaquail6138
    @reneaquail6138 4 года назад +5

    CAN ANYONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE PLUS 2 MEANS?!

    • @maciecaldwell9413
      @maciecaldwell9413 4 года назад +2

      Renea Quail 2+ is a normal, brisk pulse. 1+ is weak, 3+is bounding

  • @Mookielady
    @Mookielady 3 года назад

    9:40 No presences of lymph nodes?! Like they are just gone?

  • @user-tq3hp2qz6c
    @user-tq3hp2qz6c 5 лет назад +3

    1:48 nose finger nose test?
    physical therapist?or docter?

    • @kimmartin6547
      @kimmartin6547 3 года назад

      I’m pretty sure they’re a doctor, physical therapy is more of gaining that strength back and making sure they heal correctly. I think this is used mostly for concussions and such

  • @aisletrials6714
    @aisletrials6714 5 лет назад +1

    Thanks Knight Times ❤

  • @G-Fi-High
    @G-Fi-High 3 года назад +2

    Whenever you are feeling lazy, think about monks! Staggering discipline. They are beautiful humans.

    • @dmcgee3
      @dmcgee3 3 года назад

      What you call staggering discipline I think most would call comfortable routine. Probably historically a good fit for autism. Not knocking it, monks have gave us solid science (specifically thinking of Mendel) and solid beer over the years.

  • @fanny2440
    @fanny2440 3 года назад +4

    i love how comforting american doctors are. here in france most of the time they are old, cold and don’t explain what they’re doing. they get it done as quick as they can. those long check up exams don’t exist in my country. i’m jealous.
    i mean yea we have affordable health care but i do want warm medical professionals too 🥺

    • @Knight_Times
      @Knight_Times  3 года назад +1

      Exactement, dans notre pays les médecins sont trop froids, c'est la mentalité qui est comme ça, c'est dommage.

    • @CJ9007
      @CJ9007 3 года назад +1

      This is students practicing for exam for university

    • @fanny2440
      @fanny2440 3 года назад +1

      @@CJ9007 well they speak nicely and with respect, that’s cool

  • @justintime2989
    @justintime2989 5 лет назад +1

    Seems like patient in first video is like the girl from divergent can’t remember her name at top of my head though

  • @xkencx8191
    @xkencx8191 5 лет назад

    First
    Hahahahahaah

  • @phootphetishphilip5551
    @phootphetishphilip5551 5 лет назад +14

    she got them big ol *Deuce Bigelow* feet lol 25:53

    • @CJ9007
      @CJ9007 4 года назад

      Yuck

  • @louiselopes7800
    @louiselopes7800 5 лет назад +11

    Who is this lady at 3:53?

    • @Zhak7
      @Zhak7 5 лет назад +3

      She's beautiful isn't she ♥️

    • @louiselopes7800
      @louiselopes7800 5 лет назад +4

      @@Zhak7 yes, but I wanted to watch the whole video

    • @DanielEnochs
      @DanielEnochs 5 лет назад +1

      Wow! she's a cutie:)

    • @rubyk334
      @rubyk334 4 года назад

      She's a minecraft character whit long neck

    • @phootphetishphilip5551
      @phootphetishphilip5551 4 года назад

      Rebecca's Black as a blonde lol

  • @benfolds17
    @benfolds17 Год назад

    Beautiful square face...what every woman wants to hear 🤣

  • @simplyincorrigible7708
    @simplyincorrigible7708 5 лет назад

    First. WOOT WOOT!!!

  • @chrisbreaktherules
    @chrisbreaktherules 3 года назад +1

    8:33 Bullshit

  • @ZyklopZyklop
    @ZyklopZyklop 5 лет назад +7

    30:36 what a beauty!

  • @andrewvitale2700
    @andrewvitale2700 4 года назад +3

    1:04 strap on.

  • @been_squeeze7247
    @been_squeeze7247 5 лет назад +3

    I haven’t kissed my mum yet and its almost Christmas wtf do I eat?

  • @boyaka0503
    @boyaka0503 5 лет назад

    6:32 на соседней кровати кто-то умер? Что за жесткий мужик? Он же не дышит

    • @venil82
      @venil82 5 лет назад

      это манекен!

  • @phootphetishphilip5551
    @phootphetishphilip5551 4 года назад +1

    30:31
    30:31
    😝🦶🦶

  • @ragyokiryuuin6511
    @ragyokiryuuin6511 5 лет назад +13

    Imma kinda bodypositive person. But when overweight person examine someine about health is very strange. Sorry.

    • @mel-zv9hw
      @mel-zv9hw 5 лет назад +22

      just because someone isn’t the perfect weight does not mean they aren’t healthy, even a skinny person could be unhealthy

    • @geraldlong4607
      @geraldlong4607 4 года назад +7

      @@mel-zv9hw just like a fat person can be unhealthy, which was the point you seemed to miss

    • @henry4407
      @henry4407 3 года назад

      @@mel-zv9hw yeah ok fair, you can’t always tell if someone is unhealthy. But weight is often disregarded as an indicator of health because people don’t want to be depressed that they’re overweight. According the cdc about 40% of America is obese. Ignoring your issues isn’t gonna help. A lot of people are using the body positive movement as an excuse to continue destroying their bodies. Don’t be unhealthy just to spite someone on the internet

    • @alkebulanawah4242
      @alkebulanawah4242 3 года назад

      My thoughts exactly

  • @UCONN_HUSKIES
    @UCONN_HUSKIES 4 года назад +1

    Starting @ 22:50 are they in a classroom on a desk? I have dirty thoughts 😈