BEST OF UNINTENTIONAL ASMR 6

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  • Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024

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  • @jh1328
    @jh1328 6 лет назад +868

    First guy got the "drives a Tahoe, sells insurance, and yells at his wife in public" haircut.

    • @yessumyecrad
      @yessumyecrad 5 лет назад +111

      ...he looks like he was involved in a jealous murder plot against his wife with his young mistress on Long Island in the 90s..

    • @xkencx8191
      @xkencx8191 5 лет назад +39

      He looks like a rocky stunt double

    • @TOOTALLLLLL
      @TOOTALLLLLL 5 лет назад +24

      Fucking nailed it.

    • @stormblessed2321
      @stormblessed2321 5 лет назад +27

      Instead of cucumbers on the eyes, they used capicola, or in his case, gabagool.

    • @TheColdsnipa
      @TheColdsnipa 5 лет назад +34

      looks like a body double for simon cowell

  • @danielwinder6343
    @danielwinder6343 5 лет назад +150

    I'm less than 30 seconds in and I've already taken issue with 'paraffin WAX, hydrates your skin'

  • @misslyntheena
    @misslyntheena 5 лет назад +183

    “I like it when my patients are alive.”
    Lmao, who doesn’t like that.

  • @swaucemanmunka5120
    @swaucemanmunka5120 7 лет назад +808

    Dr: can you feel that
    Patient: no
    Dr: understandable have a nice day

    • @swaucemanmunka5120
      @swaucemanmunka5120 6 лет назад +132

      I came back to this video read the comment and I lmao, then realized it was my comment

    • @Knight_Times
      @Knight_Times  6 лет назад +23

      HAHA

    • @snowcolors6597
      @snowcolors6597 5 лет назад +2

      Enemy Stand User kakyoin can you leave my mother alone please

    • @sidneyasiegbu
      @sidneyasiegbu 3 года назад

      @@snowcolors6597 wtf

    • @violah
      @violah 3 года назад

      😂

  • @katypeddle2839
    @katypeddle2839 7 лет назад +262

    Dr: where is it? Left, middle, or right?
    Guy: middle
    Dr: and can you feel that?
    Guy: Boi !?!?

    • @coupa10
      @coupa10 5 лет назад +1

      Lol what the hell 😂😂👍

    • @freshstartfamm845
      @freshstartfamm845 5 лет назад +8

      Doctor: I'm gonna put the pin on his 4th toe now where is the pin paitent: the fourth toe ... Lmao

    • @KYBLopez96
      @KYBLopez96 4 года назад +2

      I think they just nervous lol

    • @Kimarchibald0924
      @Kimarchibald0924 3 года назад

      He sounds so mad too!!! It’s hilarious

    • @Celticshade
      @Celticshade 3 года назад

      That video got me lol, like ik its for demonstration purposes but still. Dont tell em what to expect!

  • @Rama1118
    @Rama1118 6 лет назад +187

    3:22 Metal Gear Solid alert noise

  • @SeriousJB
    @SeriousJB 6 лет назад +62

    "left, middle, or right?"
    "middle"
    "and can you feel that?"
    "no I just guessed it, I was right?"

  • @juliesmith9491
    @juliesmith9491 7 лет назад +714

    "I'm gonna touch your first toe, now where do you feel it"... is it necessary to proceed with my sarcasm here?

    • @KiarashTaherkhani
      @KiarashTaherkhani 6 лет назад +22

      Well the patient must say where he FEELS it not what he thinks the correct answer is. Thats why h's there isn't he? To see if he has any problems?

    • @simcityman81
      @simcityman81 6 лет назад +16

      I have a scar on my forehead that when touched, I feel it towards the back of my head. When they stitched it, the nerves got jumbled a bit. So it is a reasonable question.

    • @dillonmorehead2522
      @dillonmorehead2522 5 лет назад +9

      @@KiarashTaherkhani no the video itself was a video sent to doctors in a way for them to conduct these examinations on their own patients

    • @dundeedell1960
      @dundeedell1960 5 лет назад

      Lol. I get it. Got some great hints

    • @arsonfly
      @arsonfly 4 года назад +2

      @@KiarashTaherkhani Right. It's not a test. He doesn't get a star for passing.

  • @sirbattlecat
    @sirbattlecat 6 лет назад +265

    10:41 Shit, guy in the back doesn't look so well.

    • @metin2stalker
      @metin2stalker 6 лет назад +9

      lmao

    • @x33
      @x33 6 лет назад +11

      Battle Cat oh shit just noticed

    • @MG-bhi79
      @MG-bhi79 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah looks like a plastic man..haha

    • @yessumyecrad
      @yessumyecrad 6 лет назад +20

      He's just dead tired. He was up partying and acting like a dummy all night.

    • @llllllllliiiiii5978
      @llllllllliiiiii5978 6 лет назад +1

      That’s a mannequin

  • @phootphetishphilip5551
    @phootphetishphilip5551 5 лет назад +43

    he walked in and told em "gimme the *Simon Cowell"* haha 0:14

  • @yessumyecrad
    @yessumyecrad 6 лет назад +77

    26:05 *poke poke* "hey, you dead?"

  • @Bellebebe
    @Bellebebe 7 лет назад +179

    When I was in nursing school, I didn't know about ASMR. My instructor always dozed off when it was my turn for testing during skills lab. Now I know why.

  • @whosTrickzooming
    @whosTrickzooming 6 лет назад +140

    first guy looked like a overweight Sylvester Stallone

    • @walawalayaga8116
      @walawalayaga8116 6 лет назад

      ThatCrazyKid
      Not really

    • @kidd595
      @kidd595 3 года назад

      @@walawalayaga8116 I thing he kinda does

  • @jenniferlamont7460
    @jenniferlamont7460 7 лет назад +120

    0:26 i was gonna comment on his neck but then BIG MEATY CLAWS

  • @Old80sPimp
    @Old80sPimp 6 лет назад +57

    23:04 You're going to measure my ball squeeze?

  • @johncockram8883
    @johncockram8883 7 лет назад +43

    0:33 That man looks like an old Rocky Balboa!

  • @SupItsGina
    @SupItsGina 5 лет назад +27

    “I like when my patients are alive”

    • @kyratompsett4409
      @kyratompsett4409 5 лет назад +2

      Just heard that part and i actually snorted. Totally caught me off guard

    • @blankspace3230
      @blankspace3230 4 года назад +1

      Wouldn’t hear that in the morgue

  • @bossladylife8983
    @bossladylife8983 6 лет назад +60

    10:05, “AND THEN!!” 😑

  • @MrZangetsu468
    @MrZangetsu468 6 лет назад +21

    Car horn asmr @3:18

  • @dannypatpat
    @dannypatpat 5 лет назад +10

    Indias roads sounds like a race in gta online, all those horns

  • @tingleheadz5895
    @tingleheadz5895 5 лет назад +17

    I know I'm not the only person who ⏸ the video at 11:11 to feel if my abdomen felt like guacamole

  • @LizCanKnit
    @LizCanKnit 7 лет назад +39

    I need finger tongs!!

  • @sopa1979
    @sopa1979 6 лет назад +49

    *speaks out loud "now i'm going to the bottom of the forth toe"*
    doctor: where is it?

  • @brodie_aldama2790
    @brodie_aldama2790 6 лет назад +20

    The first guy is probably like: “I can cheat on my wife anytime” 😂🤣

    • @yessumyecrad
      @yessumyecrad 5 лет назад +1

      Didn't he..back in the 90s? With Amy something or other? She tried to kill his wife..

  • @elzs1982
    @elzs1982 4 года назад +7

    The guy at 22:15 sounds so much like Jason from the Good Place 😂

  • @gunsightmtn.1821
    @gunsightmtn.1821 7 лет назад +32

    What is the hand exam at 21:00?

  • @HaydnG266
    @HaydnG266 5 лет назад +15

    10:10 ... Sorry WHAT?!

    • @juliancain3872
      @juliancain3872 3 года назад +1

      The woman looked at her immedietly after in like a "You better not" type of way. I think its a voice over though.

  • @yessumyecrad
    @yessumyecrad 6 лет назад +29

    19:47 "stop laughing!", *punch to the chin*, humongous teddy bear...

  • @melvinbrennaniii2355
    @melvinbrennaniii2355 5 лет назад +10

    Stay there...and don't let me move you.

  • @MrBlack-vg8rv
    @MrBlack-vg8rv 6 лет назад +54

    10:35 I think the old lady in the background is dead

    • @tokonata9560
      @tokonata9560 6 лет назад +3

      DownSouth Ninja thats a CPR dummy dummy. I know your jokeing

  • @peachykeen3744
    @peachykeen3744 6 лет назад +5

    Sylvester Stallone seems happy in the first clip 😂

  • @toe689
    @toe689 7 лет назад +32

    That second guy checking toes sounds 100% like Brent Spiner (Data from Star Trek)

    • @Alyy_Cat
      @Alyy_Cat 7 лет назад

      Toasted it really does!

    • @sirbattlecat
      @sirbattlecat 6 лет назад +4

      He even has the same lifeless way of speaking, so it's not just the sound of his voice itself. Great that you noticed because I didn't.

  • @d.lawrence5670
    @d.lawrence5670 5 лет назад +32

    24:34, wth is happening there?

    • @ews6724
      @ews6724 4 года назад +2

      D. Lawrence the dong

    • @Kowabrass
      @Kowabrass 3 месяца назад

      That’s a Japanese face massage technique (probably Korugi) to improve the definition of the jaw line and face symmetry as well as the circulation in the face tissue.

  • @xinous2932
    @xinous2932 5 лет назад +9

    3:18 wtf kind of car horn was that 😂😂😂

    • @HawkeyeNation19
      @HawkeyeNation19 5 лет назад +1

      Xinous Something you'd hear in India probably

    • @violah
      @violah 3 года назад

      😂😂

  • @lovedoveflower6349
    @lovedoveflower6349 7 лет назад +20

    OMG that mannequin in the bed in the background scared the Shit out of me

  • @lopezresident9152
    @lopezresident9152 5 лет назад +5

    0:30 I thought that was Shane Mcmann lol

  • @ramonbautistavillaramirez1721
    @ramonbautistavillaramirez1721 7 лет назад +126

    8:10 lol I See to much porn

    • @ZuluDeadMan3
      @ZuluDeadMan3 5 лет назад +5

      @@legatelanius978 An exam at the doctor's office is a common porn 'plot'

    • @xezbethbelial8533
      @xezbethbelial8533 5 лет назад +1

      She look like Mia Khalifa 😂

  • @Felix-ix3qe
    @Felix-ix3qe 5 лет назад +6

    4:50 This one is awesome

    • @stun2187
      @stun2187 2 года назад

      Know to find full video?

  • @MetalGuitarEdi
    @MetalGuitarEdi 7 лет назад +67

    3rd video, the finger massage one, That guys thumb is so tiny haha =')

    • @jujubeans8475
      @jujubeans8475 7 лет назад +7

      Ed Imholz your face is beautiful

    • @RieNNe010
      @RieNNe010 7 лет назад +8

      Ed Imholz his thumb looks like a toe 😆

    • @younesskhader1150
      @younesskhader1150 6 лет назад +1

      The people in the 3 rd one sounded like a honking war

  • @stu7720
    @stu7720 5 лет назад +10

    00:14 my guy Simon Cowell let himself go!

  • @Xyz-yy8de
    @Xyz-yy8de 7 лет назад +71

    Lol the first guy is lucky

  • @PwnedN000bCake
    @PwnedN000bCake 4 года назад +3

    This comment section is one of the funniest things I've ever experienced

  • @BohemianScandalous
    @BohemianScandalous 5 лет назад +21

    16:03 I’m getting super distracted by how attractive those two are

  • @Buddylink
    @Buddylink 3 года назад

    What do I find as soon as this video starts... these ladies applying this man's freshly made butter back to his skin.

  • @KimiKaneki
    @KimiKaneki 7 лет назад +3

    Had to make sure I clicked the right video lol

  • @MuffinDoesGaming
    @MuffinDoesGaming 7 лет назад +5

    I actually really like this. It was cool.

  • @Irrelevant402
    @Irrelevant402 6 лет назад +14

    @ 16:03-20:00 Anyone know what video that is from?

  • @surber17
    @surber17 2 года назад +1

    Jose Canseco rocking the first video!

  • @ameliaskyye
    @ameliaskyye 4 года назад +1

    Unintentional is the best asmr

  • @fishbonesinc
    @fishbonesinc 6 лет назад +7

    22:54 "I'll have.. ask the patient to shit"

  • @trueking7508
    @trueking7508 6 лет назад +5

    2:50 what's with the teaspoon 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stapledwaffle
    @stapledwaffle 7 лет назад +11

    whats the first one?

  • @iaveee2990
    @iaveee2990 6 лет назад +5

    He looks like Simon Cowell

  • @ImoWav
    @ImoWav 6 лет назад +3

    CHUBBY SIMON COWELL HOLY SHIT

  • @gf6368
    @gf6368 6 лет назад +7

    this wouldnt be complete without master dong

  • @aguyandhiscomputer
    @aguyandhiscomputer 7 лет назад +12

    12:15 probably should have called an ambulance a couple hours ago

  • @clivemossmoon3611
    @clivemossmoon3611 5 лет назад +15

    wtf is the dude doing at 24:00?

    • @Gooner333333333
      @Gooner333333333 4 года назад +1

      damn you for making me want to skip to that part

    • @Evilxya.
      @Evilxya. 4 года назад +2

      He's trying to see where he can put his babies

  • @misslyntheena
    @misslyntheena 5 лет назад +6

    7:45 my toes do that :( now I know why I can’t bend my toes towards me

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC Год назад

    23:32 Is that Luo Dong? I can't get enough of seeing that lovable old weirdo

  • @ryanbates8816
    @ryanbates8816 Год назад +1

    Simon Cowell just getting a rub down

  • @alex-sq2ui
    @alex-sq2ui 5 лет назад +1

    13:02 he trying hard af to hide his shit 😭🤣

  • @juliesmith9491
    @juliesmith9491 7 лет назад +28

    is she using snail grabbers on dudes fingers?

  • @agabaire
    @agabaire 4 года назад +1

    You could make a great medical clinical experience series with all you videos please do

  • @syeofficial2351
    @syeofficial2351 6 лет назад +1

    0:55 ; He said "Yes" like he was getting tickled lmao

  • @alexmaclean1
    @alexmaclean1 5 лет назад +3

    16:00 my lord that woman is just beautiful, love her accent too, very relaxing dictation.

  • @edkennedy7952
    @edkennedy7952 Год назад

    @10:28 Very nice.

  • @tt__shin
    @tt__shin 6 лет назад +1

    "Stay there and don't let me move you"
    *CRACK*
    "Shit"

  • @leahduffy1794
    @leahduffy1794 5 лет назад +1

    Ron is VERY excited to be there

  • @ALLSERVICE_RO
    @ALLSERVICE_RO 5 лет назад +5

    29:21 that lady is Romanian 100%

  • @alexelitist8370
    @alexelitist8370 6 лет назад +3

    That's hammer and nails... salon for guys, they server beer and drinks and stuff there. They're one of our clients ;-p

  • @Ishyvishy
    @Ishyvishy 3 года назад +2

    Dude at 11:25 almost there, he’s holding onto something but what 😂

  • @alexpetr3495
    @alexpetr3495 6 лет назад +20

    10:04 THICC

  • @sionatube
    @sionatube 6 лет назад +7

    Where is the bit from starting at 20:41 ?

  • @jorobotify
    @jorobotify 6 лет назад +4

    Can you feel this Ron?

  • @eugeneschoenberger126
    @eugeneschoenberger126 4 года назад +3

    How would anyone know what guacamole feels like?

  • @neilcmusic
    @neilcmusic 5 лет назад +2

    The first guy could have left his hair there to be trimmed and picked it up later

  • @aleksijevujovic7262
    @aleksijevujovic7262 6 лет назад +3

    Cuticle cream for your cuticles...

  • @TheNeuteredCat1
    @TheNeuteredCat1 4 года назад +2

    For the purpose of the video. She keeps hunters shorts on.

  • @MightyLeviathan
    @MightyLeviathan 7 лет назад +23

    did they record in a train at 14:10 or what?

  • @j5892000
    @j5892000 5 лет назад +1

    Parafin was won't hydrate . It will solidify on the hand causing the hand to sweat

  • @xtaneshax
    @xtaneshax 5 лет назад +1

    Well I'm now concerned about my tow 'babinsky'?? Reflex

  • @oliviap2470
    @oliviap2470 3 года назад

    woman in first video gives me abby lee miller vibes

  • @wheelmanstan
    @wheelmanstan 6 лет назад +1

    amazing head of hair

  • @MaynardJamesKeenan09
    @MaynardJamesKeenan09 3 года назад +2

    08:11 I've seen this movie once

  • @observednewt4642
    @observednewt4642 6 лет назад +2

    stay there and dont let me move you

  • @mhmverynice112
    @mhmverynice112 6 лет назад +9

    The sweat glands will no longer what?
    TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW

  • @Tina.Florencio
    @Tina.Florencio 4 года назад

    nahhh, that foot got me fucked up.

  • @Meeach
    @Meeach 6 лет назад +18

    27:15 what is he doing??!

    • @vec1954
      @vec1954 6 лет назад +4

      MitchTheLich Necromancy.

    • @ArthurCheesebag84
      @ArthurCheesebag84 6 лет назад +4

      That is Luo Dong. He does whatever the hell he wants.

    • @chiefcaptn1922
      @chiefcaptn1922 5 лет назад +1

      You ask too many fUCKINGG questions guy.

    • @kossur10
      @kossur10 5 лет назад +4

      His best

    • @nicocolas863
      @nicocolas863 4 года назад

      C’est Luodong. Certains disent que c’est un masseur libérant ton énergie intérieur à l’aide d’une antique technique chinoise, d’autres que c’est juste un pervers ayant trouvé un moyen de tripoter des femmes.

  • @sweetlittlerazor99
    @sweetlittlerazor99 6 лет назад +5

    Loved the pretty dark haired doctor and the girl in the pink bra.

  • @MizutamariKisa
    @MizutamariKisa 5 лет назад +3

    12:01 the force is strong with him

  • @stormblessed2321
    @stormblessed2321 5 лет назад +1

    With the guy in the first clip, instead of cucumbers on the eyes, they used slices of capicola, or in his case, gabagool.

  • @ThePinkRoseGirl1
    @ThePinkRoseGirl1 6 лет назад +4

    Is it just me or does Simon look a bit different

  • @vec1954
    @vec1954 6 лет назад +5

    "99?" Getting more of a "69" vibe looking at those two lol.

  • @kayladoherty3743
    @kayladoherty3743 4 года назад +14

    23:22 I’ve never seen that before. What is he doing?

    • @crazykenproductions606
      @crazykenproductions606 4 года назад +4

      He's a spy training on where the perfect place to break a neck is duh.

    • @winter117a
      @winter117a 4 года назад +5

      Kayla Doherty Looks like he’s massaging her lymph nodes.

    • @nicocolas863
      @nicocolas863 4 года назад +1

      C’est Luodong. Certains disent que c’est un masseur libérant ton énergie intérieur à l’aide d’une antique technique chinoise, d’autres que c’est juste un pervers ayant trouvé un moyen de tripoter des femmes.

  • @Cacaloveanimal
    @Cacaloveanimal 6 лет назад +1

    0:38 he looks like Stallone

  • @katieash2312
    @katieash2312 5 лет назад +2

    8:50 umm I've never seen a checkup like that

  • @idtapthatasmr4951
    @idtapthatasmr4951 6 лет назад +5

    8.30 are you sure this isn’t the start of a different type of movie

  • @zachb9965
    @zachb9965 6 лет назад +2

    first guy has helmet head

  • @2ToneShadow
    @2ToneShadow 3 года назад +1

    3:17 trust me

  • @Perracona
    @Perracona 5 лет назад +7

    04:50. Wrong simbol. Mercury's Caduceus is not Rod of Asclepius.