@@BaSSicBeatz imagine you are go to the bathroom because you nearly dying resist taking a shit, and all your seeing is secret cult singing ancient satan runes used to revive king of all demon king.
That happened in the locker room at my school. Idk how it was done so fast since we have someone who always walks around in there. Some other kids were saying how the culprit may have just thrown the shit in there.
i remember this one time like the last week before winter break some dumbass kid took a shit in the god damn sink like bro is it that hard to take a shit in the tolietr
I should mention that in one of my school bathrooms, we had a recent incident where someone started a fire in the stall, I was in there when it started but I didn't think it was anything serious as someone said they were just burning hair. Turns out it was way worse than expected, and I was smart for rushing to my class. Then the fire alarm went off.
Once in a school bathroom I hosted a party with the boys when an awful “hot Cheeto/menace/goth girl” got expelled, and we we’re having sodas,pizza, candy, and even games in there. It was insane.
Girls bathrooms are the same yet different. The pad/tampon dispensers are always empty, except for the rare occasion when there’s a huge ass maxi pad. There’s always soap in the dispensers that smell surprisingly nice. The wall writing can range from inspirational messages to drawings of teachers licking di- One time we found a positive pregnancy test in a toilet, another time, it was a snake and colony of fire ants (Australian school btw) aswell as the guys who come in and vape/make out with their gfs. Our school had to put security cameras around the bathrooms because of vaping and vandalism.
BRO THERES ALWAYS TOILET PAPER WET ON THE CEILING, THE SINK DOESNT WORK , THERES NO SOAP, THERES SPIDER AND LEAVES AND SHIT IN THE TOILETS AND THE STALLS ARE COVERED WITH CRAYONS
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One time in elementary school, someone shat in the girls bathroom sink. It got so bad that they had to get a janitor to clean it up, they never caught who did it.
@dogofdogs182 bro my own twin brothers who are barely 3 clean their own piss and shit if they accidently do it outside of the seat. How da fuk do these people even exist.
one time i walked into the bathroom and the entire stall was gone. the toilet, the toilet, paper holder, and the walls around it. another time i saw a seven inch doodoo ON THE CEILING. im not joking i have no clue how it happened. honestly thats just impressive.
Tip, if you gotta poo, act like u got killer pains in your stomach. Ask the teacher to go to the nurse, go to the nurse bathroom. You gotta whole bathroom to yourself.
Fun fact: My school nurse doesn't have their own bathroom. But in middle school I bet they do so I am waiting to use this for middle school (I am a fifth grader and the sixth grade is in the middle school)
My grandfather told me of a story of when he used to be a principal that one time in the bathroom these two kids would go into every stall and literally pee on ALL the toilet paper and no one new who it was until they eventually were caught.😂😂😂
This is relatable in my school, but I close my eyes or not look while going inside. That is why I go in the stall and not the urinal at school or in public.
One of our school bathrooms was shut down because someone climbed into the roof caused it to collapse, as soon as it reopened someone ripped the vape detector outta the roof, destroyed the floors tiles(idk how or why) and somehow broke the urinal like clean in half it was impressive tbh but that bathrooms closed permanently.
Not me, but I knew someone in middle school who would parkour on the top of the stalls to scare people trying to poop. That seemed like a foreshadowing for what atrocities would be committed by high school bathroom dwellers.
I can kind of agree; In 3rd-4th grade, there was a urinal you can jump on to peek over the nearby stall. Once someone GOT ON THE STALL WALLS. Another time I did a number 2, and a person kept trying to interrupt. Now I’m in 5th grade, and in a different bathroom. The most disgusting thing I saw is urine on the floor. It was so close to the urinal, how did they even fail to use the urinal.
i think once in my time in elementary the most gross thing i saw was poo on the floor i mean i think it was in a pre-k/kindergarden bathroom so ofc it would be in there but i immediately walked right out and didnt say a word and until this point i vowed to never tell anyone about it
So one time at my lunch bathrooms downstairs at the lunch room I went to the last bathroom bc the other girls took it and that one I went in was so dirty (they never cleaned those ones there) I SAW A CENTIPEDE ON THE FLOOR-
I remember one time during the devious lick when me and my friends decided to steal all the soap and toilet paper, and my all i mean ALL of the toilet paper and soap. we also decided to steal just anything we could get our hands on and someone went as far as to bring a screwdriver, unscrew a toilet seat and put that shit right in his bag lmao
Yooo we had the toilet paper dispenser pisser bandit too! I fell victim to it a couple times unfortunately. The worst feeling a man can feel is a roll of squishy toilet paper. It’s a feeling that can break the strongest men.
I'll never forget the time in high school when i actually had to take a dump. I rushed to the bathroom stall and just pulled my pants down and sat down. While doing so i didnt realize someone had pissed all in the floor so my pants were soaked in someone elses piss. I literally sat in there so long the teacher sent another student after me and i acted like i was sick just to go home 💀 that shit was lowkey traumatizing
At my middle school, in the third floor boys bathroom, there was a certain white substance ingrained into a wall and the floor. And at my high school, there were no doors on any of the stalls
Devious licker: *steals all the toilets and urinals* People: **actually start dying** Devious licker: STOP DYING Me, a maths god who just randomly teleported in this exact location: I sense the biggest Devious Lick in the world, guess what I gotta do. **kills devious licker** And now... *does it all in brrrrrrrrrr* This is if I had superpowers like that bro, the world is rn water. It'd be fire if you could just choose a random superpower for a random bad thing and kill the bad person for doing the random bad thing.
Bro, middle school has all the changes but the high school girls (I think) had all these tampons on the soccer field. The was a big fat one too. What went through their mind.
@@nihilisticbarbie wanna know what’s worse, I’ve been using the school bathrooms for changing my period pads, and the other girls made fun of me because the pads kept smelling like fish and I think this is because the other girls were using tampons instead of pads, and my parents never let me use tampons 😢
@@Kittykat-j1iI also have a moment, probably not as bad as that. One time I was using the bathroom and I'm pretty sure someone poured either piss or water on me from above.. 😭 School bathrooms are the worst thing lmfao
meanwhile, the girls bathroom is WILD. between our lunch periods there would be like 50 girls in the bathroom passin vapes and wax pens in a circle. And then the writing and drawing 😭😭 They had to repaint ALL of our bathrooms so many times ( mostly bc of me 😳) but damn
It’s actually insane how I have trained my body to not have to shit until I get home, the second I walk through the door to my house, the urge to shit hits me. It’s like a superpower
I was in a Public middle school just for 6th grade because the school I wanted to go to starts in 7th grade due to it being a different school system. The bathrooms there were actually atrocious. To the point that the janitors all quit and the bathrooms stayed like that.
i remember this one time in elementary/primary school where one kid literally peed in the soap dispenser and my friends found out the hard way... 💀💀💀💀💀
My only school bathroom attrocity happened a few weeks ago when I started to put pictures on the bathroom walls. I am pretty good at art, and the pics weren’t obscene, so idk why but they took it off the walls
@@jtf-joshtfitnessandlifesty3470 of course that’s when I literally started elementary so I guess I’ve been doing with this all my life but I’m not in high school yet so the bathrooms aren’t that bad they never have sh*t on them. Probably because no one ever does a sh*t in elementary school at school
I will never forget what I saw in the bathroom in my sophomore year. I went to go take a piss, and I saw these two guys, I kid you not, having a Beyblades battle in the middle of the room.
When I used to go to high school some special Ed dude was caught choking the chicken in the bathrooms. They gave hime the nickname 2 stroke. Another time he had "explosive Diarrhea" and got shit on the walls and ROOF OF THE ROOM. he was bragging about it for sum reason, it took 2 weeks to clean that bathroom and we weren't allowed to use it for the rest of the year. The dude also tried to set up a twitch stream in school.
Some dude in my school used to put soap everywhere as a joke. It was quite literally EVERYWHERE. Last time I saw a trail of it leading to the urinals…he got caught and was told to clean it up. The janitor finally has justice!
I’m so glad he touched on the devious lick thing, cuz by the end of the school year we had no sinks, 2 missing mirrors, and no toilet had a single flush handle 💀💀💀
I covered every square inch of the boys bathroom in axe like every square inch 💀 one kid passed out from it and you couldn’t even walk past in for 2 weeks 💀
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lol why that's so relatable, even if i live in other country. I remember how in 9th grade, me and my classmate threw a yeast in toilet and after a lesson we saw that the whole floor was in sh!t.
I remember that back in grade 7 our school was doing a play, (Oliver twist) And there was a changing room/toilet that had the closest way to the theatre. A part of it through the entrance was the changing place itself but there was a small corner that was the bathroom stalls. And we did 2 parts of the play. One part was before the evening show to the younger kids and then was the evening actual. During the one to the youngsters, BRO THERE WAS A FIGHT CLUB. This one kid was called and nicknamed *Mafia dealer boss*. We called him that because sold so much sweets in school that it was a private business. He also was the strongest kid in school and bro fought and won every fight in school. Anyway during the play when it was not our turn we waited for our parts or changed into other characters and then. Some 5th grader, part of the play was in because he was good at acting, Got into a full on brawl with mafia dealer boss. And that 5th grader was absolutely vaping mafia dealer. The 5th grader threw and pinned down mafia 6 times. He was the first ever to beat him. Lowkey if im being honest tho That was kinda unfair because mr mafia was past his prime and it was his last year before leaving the school. Also in that year, he never really fought anyone. He only dealt snacks .After that fight, everyone voulenteered to fight the 5th grader because they wanted the title. I was in a Policeman outfit so i acted as a referee and everytime the fights got real i pulled them back with my belt. No one ever beat the 5th grader, it was like a jake paul vs mike tyson fight at school. and to future people pls tell me who won that fight/
in my school, the girls bathroom had worms in the toilet bowl, blood on the floor, unraveled pads in the garbage, soap on the mirrors, the dispensers always empty, writing on the walls, one time there was lipstick on the walls too, shit somewhere in there, and one time the boys bathroom flooded.
One time in middle school during my first year pretty much the whole first 3 quarters of the year one of the bathroom stall doors was completely ripped off its hedges. Then when it finally got fixed 3 days later and the door was completely gone. Also there was pretty much always a milk cartoon or Cereal box in the toilet.
I walked in on 2-3 guys and 2 girls In the boys bathroom and as I walked in and they saw me, they knew it’s not worth it to keep going with the v#pe so they all just left and so did I, and it was in a door less bathroom. 💀
in the girls bathroom at my school, 5 doors were ripped of the hinges, like the metal full on bent/snapped in half, and there r now only like 2-3 doors
I remember one time during when the devious luck was around I decided to steal the bathroom door during night because that’s when no one was there and it was unlocked, soon after that when the principal found out he did a whole school meeting about it, then a while later a random kid got blamed and I never got in trouble 😭
School bathrooms are also used for anything but a bathroom, you can have everything from a fight club to people singing the halo theme song
I remember this video of a bunch a high schoolers singing the Plant Island song
I actually walked in the bathroom to hear someone going at it with themselves.
Never went there again.
@@BaSSicBeatz imagine you are go to the bathroom because you nearly dying resist taking a shit, and all your seeing is secret cult singing ancient satan runes used to revive king of all demon king.
@@lalaj2887 In that case anywhere else would be better than going in that bathroom 💀
I remember when me and the boys would sing the halo theme to our cult we called "scottism" after scott the woz
I remember someone shitted in the urinal and later the director made an announcement "whoever made this mess, we will find you !!!!"
school directors and principles always say the goofiest cartoon villian style things imaginable
It was stan
That happened in the locker room at my school. Idk how it was done so fast since we have someone who always walks around in there. Some other kids were saying how the culprit may have just thrown the shit in there.
i remember this one time like the last week before winter break some dumbass kid took a shit in the god damn sink like bro is it that hard to take a shit in the tolietr
bro i saw in first grade someone shit on the wall and urinal😂
3:52 got me laughing on the floor I’m dead💀💀💀
I should mention that in one of my school bathrooms, we had a recent incident where someone started a fire in the stall, I was in there when it started but I didn't think it was anything serious as someone said they were just burning hair. Turns out it was way worse than expected, and I was smart for rushing to my class. Then the fire alarm went off.
In my friends school someone flushed a firework down the toilet and it blew the pipes.
@@thesilentmothtrapper4373 AYO WHAT THEEEEEEEEEE HELLLL
@@thesilentmothtrapper4373Honestly thats funNy af
@@thesilentmothtrapper4373!!!?!?
@@thesilentmothtrapper4373💀💀
School bathrooms are essentially ground zero
Just without the *shadow people*
@@Daigorou-xp1bj maybe with?
Probably need a hazmat suit lol
They're Ohio
School bathrooms are the entrance to ohio
Once in a school bathroom I hosted a party with the boys when an awful “hot Cheeto/menace/goth girl” got expelled, and we we’re having sodas,pizza, candy, and even games in there. It was insane.
Bro wtf
U have the heaven school like wtf
In a school bathroom?! Ur nasty. Like, WHY WOULD YOU HOST A PARTY IN SUCH A DISGUSTING PLACE?! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Girls bathrooms are the same yet different.
The pad/tampon dispensers are always empty, except for the rare occasion when there’s a huge ass maxi pad. There’s always soap in the dispensers that smell surprisingly nice.
The wall writing can range from inspirational messages to drawings of teachers licking di-
One time we found a positive pregnancy test in a toilet, another time, it was a snake and colony of fire ants (Australian school btw) aswell as the guys who come in and vape/make out with their gfs. Our school had to put security cameras around the bathrooms because of vaping and vandalism.
90% of the time our bathrooms are better than the guys😭😭
BRO THERES ALWAYS TOILET PAPER WET ON THE CEILING, THE SINK DOESNT WORK , THERES NO SOAP, THERES SPIDER AND LEAVES AND SHIT IN THE TOILETS AND THE STALLS ARE COVERED WITH CRAYONS
my friends (that are girls) said there were bloody pads stuck on the wall. I mean....
My bathroom was soo clean💀💀💀
Ngl I want to be in a school where I can see a colony of fire ants in a toilet
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One time in elementary school, someone shat in the girls bathroom sink. It got so bad that they had to get a janitor to clean it up, they never caught who did it.
Whenever I walk in a crappy stall, I don’t use it but do everyone a service and flush it. We should get paid
W ur a G
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Yoo me too, like how hard it is to flush once your done.
Spawns of the the fucking jungle.
@@ranobirbanerjee8396 ik 😭 even my 3 year old cousin has better hygiene than some people
@dogofdogs182 bro my own twin brothers who are barely 3 clean their own piss and shit if they accidently do it outside of the seat.
How da fuk do these people even exist.
one time i walked into the bathroom and the entire stall was gone. the toilet, the toilet, paper holder, and the walls around it. another time i saw a seven inch doodoo ON THE CEILING. im not joking i have no clue how it happened. honestly thats just impressive.
Seven inches? Dayum! On the ceiling too? Someone probably had to stick it up there but dayum, seven inch doodie impressive af!
@@justsomewendigowithinterne7062 ik it was traumatizing and somehow impressive at the same time
you know bro is lying when he knows the exact height and length of the feces 💀
@@frenchy032 it's just an estate bro jeez it was like between 5 and 9 inches so I just said 7
Boy ain’t no way boy
2:04 LoneE I like how you used flushed away as a cilp in the video cuz this movie was my FAVORITE when i was a kid
bro keeps making my midterms 10x better
You know it's gonna be a good video when its 9 minutes long
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“🤓🤓🤓um actually if you round to the nearest 10 you would have 10 minutes so you are physically and mentally stupid🤓🤓🤓”
@@OutromusicRR🤓
real
1:17 got me in a laughing heart attack
This is relatable sometimes, the students doesn't even tries to put the papers in the garbage and sometimes they don't even flush!
"I took a dump in the sink"
That principal really had to announce that.
Yeth. I have the thame thenthe of humor ath a 2 year old.
0:40 How do they miss the trash can? Airball!😂
Tip, if you gotta poo, act like u got killer pains in your stomach. Ask the teacher to go to the nurse, go to the nurse bathroom. You gotta whole bathroom to yourself.
plus its always so clean… sometimes
Bro those bathrooms be huge.
we dont have nurses in my school
Fun fact: My school nurse doesn't have their own bathroom. But in middle school I bet they do so I am waiting to use this for middle school (I am a fifth grader and the sixth grade is in the middle school)
thanks mate.
0:38 Most cleanest boy’s bathroom in the world:
Ong
The cleanest boys' bathroom in my country is pure. Extremely pure.
My grandfather told me of a story of when he used to be a principal that one time in the bathroom these two kids would go into every stall and literally pee on ALL the toilet paper and no one new who it was until they eventually were caught.😂😂😂
6:36 I don’t think that dude rolling up with the Bell and Howell 2709 gonna be shooting in 4K 😂
5:03 got me dying ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
This is relatable in my school, but I close my eyes or not look while going inside.
That is why I go in the stall and not the urinal at school or in public.
Honestly i use the office bathroom in school bc it’s cleaner not many students use it
This is probably the most relatable thing 2:26
One time I tried to hover over a toilet at school… there was a lot of splash damage and left the mess for the janitor to clean😭
One of our school bathrooms was shut down because someone climbed into the roof caused it to collapse, as soon as it reopened someone ripped the vape detector outta the roof, destroyed the floors tiles(idk how or why) and somehow broke the urinal like clean in half it was impressive tbh but that bathrooms closed permanently.
Yo same here but it didn’t get shut down someone break the stall door
This video got me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:36 bro just drew an image of things in school bathrooms into the class 😂
Not me, but I knew someone in middle school who would parkour on the top of the stalls to scare people trying to poop. That seemed like a foreshadowing for what atrocities would be committed by high school bathroom dwellers.
DONT READ MY NAME!!
@@RogatkaWR wtf
@@soniabaines2111 cheese
I swear every time I go to use the bathroom piss is everywhere😭
Watching this in a school bathroom right now 😭
*Rukkus Classical VIP plays*
Lol
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Lol
Iam sorry for you😢
Once at my elementary school this kid was somehow standing on the sink, washing his hands and peeing into the stall at the same time 😂
4:26 at my secondary school someone peed on the bathroom ceiling. Nobody knows how or why, but there is a pee stain on the bathroom ceiling.
I can kind of agree; In 3rd-4th grade, there was a urinal you can jump on to peek over the nearby stall. Once someone GOT ON THE STALL WALLS. Another time I did a number 2, and a person kept trying to interrupt. Now I’m in 5th grade, and in a different bathroom. The most disgusting thing I saw is urine on the floor. It was so close to the urinal, how did they even fail to use the urinal.
i think once in my time in elementary the most gross thing i saw was poo on the floor i mean i think it was in a pre-k/kindergarden bathroom so ofc it would be in there but i immediately walked right out and didnt say a word and until this point i vowed to never tell anyone about it
So one time at my lunch bathrooms downstairs at the lunch room I went to the last bathroom bc the other girls took it and that one I went in was so dirty (they never cleaned those ones there) I SAW A CENTIPEDE ON THE FLOOR-
@@Sh3lly-0n-p4wz ewwwwww
@@amoguspen ikr
I remember one time during the devious lick when me and my friends decided to steal all the soap and toilet paper, and my all i mean ALL of the toilet paper and soap. we also decided to steal just anything we could get our hands on and someone went as far as to bring a screwdriver, unscrew a toilet seat and put that shit right in his bag lmao
We had someone rip a toilet off the wall and piss in the toilet paper holders .
@@thesilentmothtrapper4373 REALLY?!?!?
@@WeLove_Haruhi_Fujioka yep they would also write poems on the doors and have polls that we would all tick a box on which teacher was best looking.
Yooo we had the toilet paper dispenser pisser bandit too! I fell victim to it a couple times unfortunately. The worst feeling a man can feel is a roll of squishy toilet paper. It’s a feeling that can break the strongest men.
Bro why did you steal that man you’re affecting other people
My school bathroom like got like 20 dudes in there just straight up fighting there asses off.😂😂😂
Saw a history textbook floating in the toilet. Still burned in my mind 7 years later
7:12 yeah... vocal lessons
Or some peni-
Or Ss-
Oh god... Do I have to say it?
7:11 by the way
BOOODEEEIIIVIIII
8:45 I had to take a dump in the sink😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If anyone is wondering at 5:23 the song in the background was ylang ylang by fkj
7:00 that one kid:
hold my smoke
Thank you homie good vidéo you deserve 1milion subscribers big ass fan :) 🎉
I'll never forget the time in high school when i actually had to take a dump. I rushed to the bathroom stall and just pulled my pants down and sat down. While doing so i didnt realize someone had pissed all in the floor so my pants were soaked in someone elses piss. I literally sat in there so long the teacher sent another student after me and i acted like i was sick just to go home 💀 that shit was lowkey traumatizing
Bro wait WHAT THE HELL WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PANTS DID YOU HAVE TO WEAR THEM
9:16 the bro in that stall had the poop of his life
💀
5:08 Chocking a chicken in a bathroom is absoultely wild 💀
Agreed, school janitors need to be respected
I never know if I'll find 20 people in there, someone's assignment in the urinal, or just people trying to get a look at your junk.
"I had to take dump in the sink 😢" 😂
i couldnt stop laughing at this dawg you did amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
At my middle school, in the third floor boys bathroom, there was a certain white substance ingrained into a wall and the floor. And at my high school, there were no doors on any of the stalls
Eww what was the substance?
@@798mjs If yk, yk
@@798mjsOreo white stuff
@@798mjsmust be correction fluid I had that before
Diary of a wimpy kid irl
Now my school's bathrooms feel like luxury
LOL so relatable- I swear they might’ve had to get a new doorknob for the bathroom during spring break 😂
Our school a couple years ago had to get portapotties because of the devious licks 💀
Devious licker: *steals all the toilets and urinals*
People: **actually start dying**
Devious licker: STOP DYING
Me, a maths god who just randomly teleported in this exact location: I sense the biggest Devious Lick in the world, guess what I gotta do. **kills devious licker** And now... *does it all in brrrrrrrrrr*
This is if I had superpowers like that bro, the world is rn water. It'd be fire if you could just choose a random superpower for a random bad thing and kill the bad person for doing the random bad thing.
Someone’s just gonna devious lick the portapotties
@@HomerSimpson_. that actually happened. They demolished those mf's 😭
When you were talking about when you saw this dude bare cheeks got me dying😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
My middle school bathroom is normal, but I know that it will get much worse in high school.
Remember needing to shit so bad I go and someone put the bathroom on fire 😭
2:26 Blud i saw that and i was wheezing my ass off😂😂😂😂
I just started middle school and i can confirm this is true! Me and my friends go to the restroom just to find turd stains and pee on the ground💀💀
this comment is pricless
*priceless lol
@@catsup1308 Im going to drink the toilet water in the school restrooms
@@Bean3010Water don't do it
@@Bean3010Water you will probably get sick
Last week the girls were sticking tampons on the walls and a couple years ago the boys were peeing in the soap dispenser. I hate my school.
Somebody put pads all over the walls in middle school 😭
WAIT WAIT WHAT-
Bro, middle school has all the changes but the high school girls (I think) had all these tampons on the soccer field. The was a big fat one too.
What went through their mind.
@@nihilisticbarbie wanna know what’s worse, I’ve been using the school bathrooms for changing my period pads, and the other girls made fun of me because the pads kept smelling like fish and I think this is because the other girls were using tampons instead of pads, and my parents never let me use tampons 😢
@@Kittykat-j1iI also have a moment, probably not as bad as that.
One time I was using the bathroom and I'm pretty sure someone poured either piss or water on me from above.. 😭
School bathrooms are the worst thing lmfao
One time in my elementary school, I walked into the bathroom and some dude was complete shitting himself with the stall OPEN.
💀
“I had to dump in the sink😢” fucking killed me bro😂
meanwhile, the girls bathroom is WILD. between our lunch periods there would be like 50 girls in the bathroom passin vapes and wax pens in a circle. And then the writing and drawing 😭😭 They had to repaint ALL of our bathrooms so many times ( mostly bc of me 😳) but damn
He needs to make a part 2 talking about the girls school bathrooms
@@soklkayYT I dont think he knows what’s going on in the girls bathrooms…yknow, because he’s a guy?
Happens in both
It’s actually insane how I have trained my body to not have to shit until I get home, the second I walk through the door to my house, the urge to shit hits me. It’s like a superpower
im trippin on acid hard af rn, thanks for uploading bro
Enjoy the trip my friend 😂
@@teddystevens4132 on 4 tabs brodda 😂
@@iKenZoh god 😭
@@teddystevens4132 man, that was one hell of a trip, it was amazing
I was in a Public middle school just for 6th grade because the school I wanted to go to starts in 7th grade due to it being a different school system.
The bathrooms there were actually atrocious. To the point that the janitors all quit and the bathrooms stayed like that.
i remember this one time in elementary/primary school where one kid literally peed in the soap dispenser and my friends found out the hard way... 💀💀💀💀💀
Oh no
bro i would be like: wtf why do my hands smell like piss WHAT MENACE OF SOCIETY DID THIS?!
Oh shit…
OH SHIT🤮
3:53 NAHH ID BE RECITING THE WHOLE BIBLE AND QURAN AT THE SAME TIME BRO
3:52
My only school bathroom attrocity happened a few weeks ago when I started to put pictures on the bathroom walls. I am pretty good at art, and the pics weren’t obscene, so idk why but they took it off the walls
4:06 i also used to bang on the stall doors but in the store 😂
Dude…I graduated high school in 2013. Our bathrooms were nothing like this, that’s crazy!!
Class of 2018 here and yeah lmao ours were never this bad
Class of 2019 is the year where all the madness started
@@jtf-joshtfitnessandlifesty3470 of course that’s when I literally started elementary so I guess I’ve been doing with this all my life but I’m not in high school yet so the bathrooms aren’t that bad they never have sh*t on them. Probably because no one ever does a sh*t in elementary school at school
@@jtf-joshtfitnessandlifesty3470 it don’t really start till middle school or high school
Things have changed a lot that was 10 years ago.
At my school it’s impossible to walk into the bathroom and see 7 dudes sharing 1 Julius
I will never forget what I saw in the bathroom in my sophomore year. I went to go take a piss, and I saw these two guys, I kid you not, having a Beyblades battle in the middle of the room.
BEYBLADES: LET ‘ER RIP
4:48 I do this because my hand are sensitive to the soap in our school bathroom
When I used to go to high school some special Ed dude was caught choking the chicken in the bathrooms. They gave hime the nickname 2 stroke. Another time he had "explosive Diarrhea" and got shit on the walls and ROOF OF THE ROOM. he was bragging about it for sum reason, it took 2 weeks to clean that bathroom and we weren't allowed to use it for the rest of the year. The dude also tried to set up a twitch stream in school.
Girl bathroom: clean asf
Boys bathroom: literally a living hell
Some dude in my school used to put soap everywhere as a joke. It was quite literally EVERYWHERE. Last time I saw a trail of it leading to the urinals…he got caught and was told to clean it up. The janitor finally has justice!
I’m so glad he touched on the devious lick thing, cuz by the end of the school year we had no sinks, 2 missing mirrors, and no toilet had a single flush handle 💀💀💀
Lol true
We just had shit wiped on the walls of our bathtroom
I covered every square inch of the boys bathroom in axe like every square inch 💀 one kid passed out from it and you couldn’t even walk past in for 2 weeks 💀
In my school a kid threw liquid soap at the wall and let it dry so it looked like something else
"sad music playing "Dear Future Generations,
I think I speak for the rest of us when I say
Sorry, sorry we left you with our mess of a planet
Sorry that we were too caught up in our own doings to do something
Sorry we listened to people who made excuses
To do nothing
I hope you forgive us
We just didn't realize how special the earth was
Like a marriage going wrong
We didn't know what we had until it was gone
For example
I'm guessing you probably know what is the Amazon Desert, right?
Well believe it or not
It was once called once called the Amazon Rain Forest
And there were billions of trees there
And all of them gorgeous and just um..
Oh, you don't know much about trees, do you?
Well let me tell you that trees are amazing
And I mean, we literally breath the air
They are creating, and they clean up our pollution
Our carbon, they store and purify water,
Give us medicine that cures ours diseases, food that feeds us
Which is why I am so sorry, to tell you that
We burned them down
Cut them down with brutal machines, horrific
At a rate of 40 football fields every minute
That's 50% of all the trees in the world all gone
In the last 100 years
Why? For this.
And that wouldn't make me so sad
If there weren't so many pictures of leaves on it
You know when I was a child
I read how the Native Americans had such consideration
For the planet that they felt responsible
For how they left the land for the next 7 generations
Which brings me great sorrow, because most of us today
Don't even care about tomorrow
So I'm sorry, I'm sorry that we put profit above people
Greed over need, the rule of gold above the golden rule
I'm sorry we used nature as a credit card with no spending limit
Over drafting animals to extinction
Stealing your chance to ever see their uniqueness
Or become friends with them
Sorry we poison the oceans so much that you can't even swim in them
But most of all, i'm sorry about our mindset
'cause we had the nerve to call this destruction
"Progress"
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Hey Fox News, if you don't think climate change is a threat
I dare you to interview the thousands of homeless people in Bangladesh
See, while you was in your penthouse nestled
Their homes were literally washed away
Beneath their feet due to the rising sea levels
And Sara Palin, you said that you love the smell of fossil fuels
Well I urge you to talk to the kids of Beijing
Who are forced to wear pollution masks just to go to school
See, you can ignore this, but the thing about truth is
It can be denied, not avoided
So I'm sorry future generation
I'm sorry that our footprints became a sinkhole and not a garden
I'm sorry that we paid so much attention to ISIS
And very little how fast the ice is melting in the arctic
I'm sorry we doomed you
And I'm sorry we didn't find another planet in time to move to
I am s...
You know what, cut the beat, I'm not sorry
This future I do not accept it
Because an error does not become a mistake
Until you refuse to correct it
We can redirect this, how?
Let me suggest that if a farmer sees a tree that is unhealthy
They don't look at the branches to diagnosis it
They look at the root, so like that farmer
We must look at the root
And not to the branches of the government
Not to the politicians run by corporations
We are the root, we are the foundation, this generation
It is up to us to take care of this planet
It is our only home, we must globally warm our hearts
And change the climate of our souls
And realize that we are not apart from nature
We are a part of nature
And to betray nature is to betray us
To save nature, is to save us
Because whatever you're fighting for:
Racism, Poverty, Feminism, Gay Rights
Or any type of Equality
It won't matter in the least
Because if we don't all work together to save the environment
We will be equally extinct
Sorry
1:04 IS SO REAL
lol why that's so relatable, even if i live in other country. I remember how in 9th grade, me and my classmate threw a yeast in toilet and after a lesson we saw that the whole floor was in sh!t.
dude LoneE is just spitting facts
I remember that back in grade 7 our school was doing a play, (Oliver twist) And there was a changing room/toilet that had the closest way to the theatre. A part of it through the entrance was the changing place itself but there was a small corner that was the bathroom stalls. And we did 2 parts of the play. One part was before the evening show to the younger kids and then was the evening actual. During the one to the youngsters, BRO THERE WAS A FIGHT CLUB. This one kid was called and nicknamed *Mafia dealer boss*. We called him that because sold so much sweets in school that it was a private business. He also was the strongest kid in school and bro fought and won every fight in school. Anyway during the play when it was not our turn we waited for our parts or changed into other characters and then. Some 5th grader, part of the play was in because he was good at acting, Got into a full on brawl with mafia dealer boss. And that 5th grader was absolutely vaping mafia dealer. The 5th grader threw and pinned down mafia 6 times. He was the first ever to beat him. Lowkey if im being honest tho That was kinda unfair because mr mafia was past his prime and it was his last year before leaving the school. Also in that year, he never really fought anyone. He only dealt snacks .After that fight, everyone voulenteered to fight the 5th grader because they wanted the title. I was in a Policeman outfit so i acted as a referee and everytime the fights got real i pulled them back with my belt. No one ever beat the 5th grader, it was like a jake paul vs mike tyson fight at school. and to future people pls tell me who won that fight/
2:04 flushed away meme?
2:35
Just use your elbow or forearm. I also do that for traffic lights
“It cannot be healthy to be breathing in that dodo air “
😂😂😂
2:26 this got my dying bro☠🤣
No 2:33 is better even though it’s more gross
2:28 is that what you meant
This one when I was in elementary school i would flush toy’s down the toilet💀
I like this guy better than chains for real because he uploads frequently
in my school, the girls bathroom had worms in the toilet bowl, blood on the floor, unraveled pads in the garbage, soap on the mirrors, the dispensers always empty, writing on the walls, one time there was lipstick on the walls too, shit somewhere in there, and one time the boys bathroom flooded.
Oh hell naw 💀
Nah that is crazy, girls in my school are weird as heck.
HOLD UP……there were WORMS in the toilet and BLOOD on the floor?!?!
4:08 somone in my school made it look like the apocalypse with that metod
Lol
Lol
I love The looks on their faces when the principal begs
Some girls in the school bathrooms are doin
rituals with toilet paper.Cant lie tho me and my friends were tryna summon ghosts 💀
One time in middle school during my first year pretty much the whole first 3 quarters of the year one of the bathroom stall doors was completely ripped off its hedges. Then when it finally got fixed 3 days later and the door was completely gone. Also there was pretty much always a milk cartoon or Cereal box in the toilet.
I’m Bing Watching Your Videos When I’m Sick!
6:12, he said 6 dudes, there is 6 including him
I walked in on 2-3 guys and 2 girls In the boys bathroom and as I walked in and they saw me, they knew it’s not worth it to keep going with the v#pe so they all just left and so did I, and it was in a door less bathroom. 💀
in the girls bathroom at my school, 5 doors were ripped of the hinges, like the metal full on bent/snapped in half, and there r now only like 2-3 doors
A quote that I live by is-
*"Home is where you poop the most comfortably"*
I remember one time during when the devious luck was around I decided to steal the bathroom door during night because that’s when no one was there and it was unlocked, soon after that when the principal found out he did a whole school meeting about it, then a while later a random kid got blamed and I never got in trouble 😭
A SCHOOL BATHROOM DOOR ???
So you were the reason door's were just missing from every stall in the bathrooms
BROS A FUCKING MENACE
HOW
teach me how