Oh they do. If you can think of a Christian item, someone sells it. Sword of the spirit - ✅ Helmet of salvation - ✅ Shield of truth - ✅ Breastplate of righteousness - ✅ You have to put on the full amor of God if you want to be like Paul. Available at Spirit Halloween stores and other fine retailers.
The Christain Bible is online for free - nearly every version. They even have a search engine if you are looking for a specific topic. Also, using a Lukas Graham song in their ads is a cardinal sin.
you should send this memo to the Oklahoma state government who wants to spend 10 million dollars to equip every teacher in the state with a bible, not only any bible, but a king james bible with the pledge of a ligeance, the state constitution, civil rights, bound in leather and gilded edges in gold seriously those are the requirements they are asking for to be done in three weeks. theres only one bible in existence that meets those requirements that can be made available in two weeks, and its sold by the republican party presidential nominee
I got a free app for the Bible with basically every single version on it. Don't get why they need to make useless products that are most likely a scam off of the Bible or any type of religion.
the fact that in multiple bibles and apps there are literally parts that give you quotes depending on what you need them for and they’re just making a shitty bracelet/jar
I feel like the bracelet would be more inconvenient to use than the app. You can’t put headphones with the bracelet, you also can’t physically see the text you’re reading. Why would anyone buy it?
@@desireesmith862my only thought it, old people? Or people who really wanna preach in public and to that I say, Matthew 6:5: “And whenever you pray, do not be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, so that they may be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward.
@@juliaboon9741 My first thought is also old people who don't use electronic devices, but they should've advertised it some magazine or newspaper rather than being on Instagram, an app used mostly by chronically online people.
no… i think reverting makes sense here. if this was a real situation, it would be pretty likely that the girl had grown up Christian but grew out of it. so its not conversion if she has already been Christian before. idk why you had to put the topic of addiction in here, your point doesn’t really make sense. “revert” and “relapse” are VERY different.
I mean "reverting" is the appropriate word in some situations, it just means they stopped practicing Christianity for a while and then started doing it again, it doesn't necessarily have the connotation of an addiction either. I hate this scam and organized religion in general, but you guys are reaching with the "reverting to Christianity" part.
@@gavin9956 I have no idea, and I thought the same thing when I wrote it. Uh. I guess I didn't want to come off like an intense psycho? Like, there are obviously worse forms of animal abuse than torturing your cat with a laser dot, and a lot of animal welfare advocates online give off a vibe that they'll find you and kill you if you pick on your cat. I mean, like, if you make your cat wear a tiny mental torture device for your amusement you're a bad pet owner and probably should learn more about how to take care of your pet, but it's not like you hung them up from a clothesline and set them on fire. I also don't mean to insinuate that everyone who makes their cat wear one of these devices is a bad person. Plenty of pet owners misunderstand what makes other animals uncomfortable, but are still willing to learn and change their behavior for the benefit of their pet. Adding an emoji makes me feel like I'm lightening my tone. Also, I laugh when I'm uncomfortable. I also talk too much.
A bible verse jar seems like a nice gift for a religious grandma, but it would be cheaper and probably a lot more loved if you just make it yourself with an online bible app, a jar, and some colored printer paper, and then decorate the jar real pretty.
Someone on the last video commented that it was the kind of thing you'd make in youth group and yeah, I can see that. I made a secular version with some friends where we all wrote nice things to each other and put them in a box to pull out when needed. If scripture/inspirational quotes are your jam, it's a fun craft project. Not something to spend tons of money on.
as a religious person this really is just such an awful way to market something. religion is already often used as a cudgel by people who literally do believe in it, it’s crazy behavior to use it as a marketing scheme as someone who Doesn’t
@@shellykidvid Most "christians" haven't even read the bible. They just decided they're part of it because it gives them benefits and allows them to be terrible people without fearing consequences.
Sometimes, I’m honestly torn, since I think their marketing is horrific… but also hopefully only fundamentalist evangelicals are dumb enough to buy something like these.
evil pinely once kicked me in the teeth. i was just walking down the street then he just high kicked me in the mouth. i started crying, my mouth filling with blood i said its my birthday though and he said he didnt care and laughed evilly while skipping away
The sad part about it is that the people who buy this is getting a really crappy item and is being misled by someone who is manipulating your faith to your religion in order to scam you into buying really trash drop shipped items.
I'll be "Le edgy atheist", but that's the universal problem of religion, blind faith is easily exploited by people who use the right buzzwords to appeal to its followers. Here's it's just buying overpriced tat, but we've seen it can be exploited to commit all ki ds of crimes against humanity. Myanmar even found a day to make a Buddhist dictatorship.
Using god to scam people out of money has got to be way worse than using god/jesus as a swear, especially in cheistianity, camels and needles etc. As an atheist I don’t see anything wrong with using god/jesus as a swear (unless you’re around people you know are gonna be offended by it), but this type of shit is downright despicable whether or not God exists.
@vortexlegend101 The original version of "Using the Lords name in vain" doesn't mean using "God" or "Jesus" as a profanity, it means saying something like "You should support me, because God does".
Not just in vain but also like where jesus got so angry he had to flip tables because people were scamming others to make profit inside the house of God
I think this is an older product but whenever I scroll on reels I keep getting ads for this product where a person supposedly spent hours "making" and "drawing" this light up picture frame and its often for religious persons, thing is, the artwork in itself are literally AI generated and I've seen ones for islamic artworks which doesn't even make sense to the scripture as the belief is to not draw living beings such as humans, and suprise suprise, many of those works depict humans. Once, I've even seen an ad that claimed their "satanic classmate" destoryed their "artwork" and it just keeps going on and on with these types of dropship products. Its crazy how this type of marketing that preys on people's faithes is so unregulated and deceptive!
Bible bracelet? Just put a rosary around your wrist if you want to have something actual Christian. There are Game Boy cartridges with the Bible on them. You can have one in almost every format you can think of, support your own local church or just get one probably for free in a dozen places. Why the heck would you pay big money to get a cheap one? With enough money and right religion you can even buy your absolution, tho that's a grift in itself as soon as you go another denomination, one perhaps where Jesus already died for our sins. This annoyed me, an atheist, more than it reasonably should.
Van verify that if you're going for Christian appearances/clout alone that a rosary would do it. I'm atheist and have panic disorder, and when I was younger I would use prayer beads as an aid in focusing exercises as a coping mechanism when I felt symptoms of an approaching panic attack. I usually kept them in a pocket or somewhere nonvisible because I would occasionally get comments asking me about religion, and it bothered me to the point that they stopped being useful in a public situation (it would cause me more anxiety anticipating being asked about my religion than it would relieve my anxiety by actually using them). So yeah, if you want to look like a Christian nutter, just wear prayer beads. Mine had no religious symbolism on them at all and were still a dog whistle. If you actually want to have scriptures at hand at all times for genuinely personal reasons, just put it on your phone for free. This is dumb.
@@Nylak-Otter I can 100% see how a rosary can help with panic. Stimming, keeps hands busy, focuses the mind. I had dice in a pocket to help with stress situations. I have not considered the public reaction, very good point, thanks for telling me! That makes the watch a bit more useful. Agreed with the rest, tho. These wrist watches and what not, they are just to make money.
@@kittygoesWOOF It's the full King James Bible and only for the OG by the looks of it. But I would not be surprised if the GBC had them too. Was just going after an old Angry Video Game Nerd-Video.
Oh my, if someone played the Bible, without headphones, anywhere around me, I would be SO TICKED. Because I don’t like when ANYONE in public listens to anything without using their headphones.
@ Which is why people in a shared space are rude for intruding on others with loud speakers. Headphones are proper etiquette. You ever been in a waiting room and someone starts listening to loud music or having a loud speakerphone conversation?
@@MegCazalet visit your nearest asian market, or hell maybe even visit east asia or southeast asia, now you cannot whine to people that they're being too loud or else you'd get slapped in the face 🤣🤣 what i mean by this is that you should just learn to suck it up and embrace the world and instead make yourself revolve around the world.
My prediction is Bible Buds. It's like those sleep earbuds that make white noise, but it's just reading the bible to you. Basically, earbuds that only let you listen to the Bible.
i was born and raised in a very jewish community if i saw that video like 20 years ago i would have wholly grown up thinking christians couldn't use toilet paper bc i only knew like 3
All anecdotal but I've never heard a single case of a non-Christian kicking someone for being Christian though I've heard dozens upon dozens of cases of Christians kicking someone out for not being Christian. "For me and my house serve the Lord"
I’ve only heard mormons and jews kicking out their children out of home for converting to other religions. I feel it’s more of a shitty human being thing instead
6:07 it’s so funny that christian’s are like “yeah parents kick their kids out for having different beliefs all the time this is normal” when this has never happened is very telling
It's the day Jesus will find peace too. I'm not really knowledgeable in Christianity, but aren't those guys doing the exact same thing he denounced in the bible. Something about chasing merchant from the temple?
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740yup. Servants of Jesus are meant to live modestly, and making money on his name (that isn't donations to the church) is heavily frowned upon in the bible
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740yes lol He also said to give out all your mortal possessions to the meek and needy and that the greedy will not find a place in Heaven but I guess many modern Christian’s disregard all that
it spread across religions! the grifters found the quran too, I've seen reels of the same exact crying format advertising a quran verses jar 😭 the SAME advertising and I swear even the people doing them look the same. Diversifying the business...💀
typing out "por" in a non-incognito tab and seeing that as a previously searched tab is hilarious edit: there's a movie called Por apparently, and that's what the first result is lmfao
@@ghostbowandenvysmithfan oh man, I have not seen the Mary plushy, but I have seen the Jesus plushy, the bracelets, and the Bible jars! And I am really definitely not the target audience!
3:38 it’s so funny bc 823 hours is really only a few days over a month which is really not a lot of time considering what the product is supposed to achieve ? 😭
to be a tiny bit fair, assuming an 8 hour work day, it would take just shy of 103 8 hour days. still really not much considering literally any worthwhile project's development timeline though, you're right
10:08 That plunger thing for babies is also a scam, it’s marketed at new parents to capitalize on their anxieties around their child choking. They are not actually helpful in a choking scenario
Oh it’s definitely capitalizing on parents’ anxiety, BUT idk about calling it an outright scam since it does actually work! At least a couple of babies didn’t die because of it. There’s even a fairly viral news segment from years ago involving it because a baby almost choked in a restaurant and some guy had one in his car and managed to help the baby. Would I buy a dropshipped one though? No.
Fun fact: Some versions of the bible are NOT in the public domain. This is because of how bibles are made. Theres a lot that goes into making a version of the bible, including lots of annotations and footnotes, on top of making a unique translation. Thats why the NIV bible is copyright protected, but the KJV is not!
that girl clearly stated she had BOYFRIENDS and probably had to break up with all but one so that she could shapeshift into a tradwife, please show some respect to the heartbroken gentlemen
this is kinda like how jesus threw the people out of the market for selling stuff in the church grounds. i’m sure he’s looking up from there with disappointment at these dropshippers
The next thing he's going to offer is the Big White Bible Phone, which is made of porcelain and mounted on the floor of your bathroom. That way, when you're having major regrets about something like, say, a massive drinking binge, you can shout at God over and over in the handy oversized receiver!
I made it through the video too. It was hard work, but it helped me to acknowledge what you had to go through reading the book and making this hour long video about it. Thank you for taking the time to do so.
No, I don't feel the emotion of shame. But these types of people are simply unscrupulous & willingly to manipulate people's faith & emotions. I would never, I could never, do anything like this. I don't need to feel what shame is like in order to understand that this is wrong.
I'm going to start a solo sock company on Etsy. It'll be extra soft & textured & absorbent. I mean these people don't even have a decent sock to give into temptation in. It's sad.
4:54 yup there's lots of bible audiobooks all over youtube not sure what it was like back the earlier days of youtube, but now, that's way eaiser to find if you're more an audio person than a phyiscal reading person or maybe don't have the eye concetration or something anymore it's pretty helpful
Even if someone really wants a "Bible jar", they can just make one themselves with a jar and some stikcy notes from the dollar store, and fill it with quotes that they think are relevant to their own life. Why spend $40 on that????
Condoms aren't mentioned anywhere in the bible because they weren't formerly invented until like the 1910s/20s or something. The last book of the Bible to be written, The Revelation of John, was written in 70-80 CE, which is almost two thousand years before condoms were invented. There's nothing in the bible regarding modern day contraception, just that you shouldn't be promiscuous and should stay dedicated to the one you love. When something isn't directly mentioned in the bible, we have to use basic morality and logic founded on biblical principles of love in order to find the answer. As a christain, contraceptives are completely valid because they prevent unwanted pregnancies, which can lead to suffering for both the mother and the child.
the jar was less of a scam, because at least that was like... Y'know people like those types of surprise jars, with different themes, and everything about it is recyclable. This is pretty much all junk. I doubt that if someone who pays for one even receives one, that the audio quality is even good enough to make out what's being said, or that it even works at all. These are just going to end up in landfills, and since they're made of non recyclable materials, help ruin the environment. There are many free audio versions of the Bible. There are many paid for versions of the Bible. They still make cassette versions of the Bible. They are directly preying on people who don't know better, or might be in a spiritual crisis.
Soon they will start selling a literal wearable Bible Belt.
Except that'd actually be really funny
thank you for the business idea 👍 /j
Oh they do. If you can think of a Christian item, someone sells it.
Sword of the spirit - ✅
Helmet of salvation - ✅
Shield of truth - ✅
Breastplate of righteousness - ✅
You have to put on the full amor of God if you want to be like Paul. Available at Spirit Halloween stores and other fine retailers.
Chastity belt? With retractable verses?
@@ericMTThe whole set gives you a Wisdom Bonus, and Auto Recovery
The Christain Bible is online for free - nearly every version. They even have a search engine if you are looking for a specific topic. Also, using a Lukas Graham song in their ads is a cardinal sin.
Why is that a sin? Im not christian, so i dont rlly understand...
@@Sporkyy-dc3xc It's a sin bc Lukas Graham is a great artist and doesn't deserve to be associated with scammers. That's all.
you should send this memo to the Oklahoma state government who wants to spend 10 million dollars to equip every teacher in the state with a bible, not only any bible, but a king james bible with the pledge of a ligeance, the state constitution, civil rights, bound in leather and gilded edges in gold seriously those are the requirements they are asking for to be done in three weeks. theres only one bible in existence that meets those requirements that can be made available in two weeks, and its sold by the republican party presidential nominee
@@milessolomon4864 ah ok i get it now lol
I got a free app for the Bible with basically every single version on it. Don't get why they need to make useless products that are most likely a scam off of the Bible or any type of religion.
maybe having the quotes be in a jar was too tempting for people. made them think of that rainbow dash image..
Nooooo that image in my head again 😭
Ans all the colors made the fundamentalist Christians think that they were going to get turned gay for touching it
THAT'S IT. YOU'RE GOING INTO THE JAR
JAIL
@@Gustobergso you're saying they're like the bible????
the fact that in multiple bibles and apps there are literally parts that give you quotes depending on what you need them for and they’re just making a shitty bracelet/jar
I feel like the bracelet would be more inconvenient to use than the app. You can’t put headphones with the bracelet, you also can’t physically see the text you’re reading. Why would anyone buy it?
@@desireesmith862my only thought it, old people? Or people who really wanna preach in public and to that I say, Matthew 6:5: “And whenever you pray, do not be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, so that they may be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward.
@@juliaboon9741 My first thought is also old people who don't use electronic devices, but they should've advertised it some magazine or newspaper rather than being on Instagram, an app used mostly by chronically online people.
Dropshipper: "Well i'm going to hell anyway, may as well find out how deep I can get"
7:20 i feel like they meant to say “converting to christianity” but accidentally wound up implying that she relapsed into it like an addiction
iirc “reverting” is what is used by Muslims as they believe everyone is born Muslim. So this guy is just being offensive to *two* religions now.
something something opiate of the masses
no… i think reverting makes sense here. if this was a real situation, it would be pretty likely that the girl had grown up Christian but grew out of it. so its not conversion if she has already been Christian before. idk why you had to put the topic of addiction in here, your point doesn’t really make sense. “revert” and “relapse” are VERY different.
@@jarboyo4You Christian or sumn ? Why’re you so pressed over this bro
I mean "reverting" is the appropriate word in some situations, it just means they stopped practicing Christianity for a while and then started doing it again, it doesn't necessarily have the connotation of an addiction either. I hate this scam and organized religion in general, but you guys are reaching with the "reverting to Christianity" part.
That cat lazer collar would probably stress out the cat
Animal behaviorist here; those things should be considered animal abuse. Not, uh, not joking. 😂
@@Nylak-Otter if you're not joking why are you laughing i'm getting mixed signals
@@gavin9956 I have no idea, and I thought the same thing when I wrote it.
Uh.
I guess I didn't want to come off like an intense psycho? Like, there are obviously worse forms of animal abuse than torturing your cat with a laser dot, and a lot of animal welfare advocates online give off a vibe that they'll find you and kill you if you pick on your cat.
I mean, like, if you make your cat wear a tiny mental torture device for your amusement you're a bad pet owner and probably should learn more about how to take care of your pet, but it's not like you hung them up from a clothesline and set them on fire.
I also don't mean to insinuate that everyone who makes their cat wear one of these devices is a bad person. Plenty of pet owners misunderstand what makes other animals uncomfortable, but are still willing to learn and change their behavior for the benefit of their pet.
Adding an emoji makes me feel like I'm lightening my tone. Also, I laugh when I'm uncomfortable. I also talk too much.
@@Nylak-OtterYoure so real for this lmao i get you queen
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A bible verse jar seems like a nice gift for a religious grandma, but it would be cheaper and probably a lot more loved if you just make it yourself with an online bible app, a jar, and some colored printer paper, and then decorate the jar real pretty.
Someone on the last video commented that it was the kind of thing you'd make in youth group and yeah, I can see that. I made a secular version with some friends where we all wrote nice things to each other and put them in a box to pull out when needed. If scripture/inspirational quotes are your jam, it's a fun craft project. Not something to spend tons of money on.
@@Kfroguar I never even thought of a secular version, but yeah, that does seem like a nice thing too.
It’s gives the pinterest diy vibe
Yo, we should start calling them dropshitters
as a religious person this really is just such an awful way to market something. religion is already often used as a cudgel by people who literally do believe in it, it’s crazy behavior to use it as a marketing scheme as someone who Doesn’t
This kind of thing is literally the kind of thing that Jesus flipped the tables of the merchants of the temple for selling. This is disgraceful.
@@NankitaBR yeah this is so ironic 💀
@@shellykidvid Most "christians" haven't even read the bible. They just decided they're part of it because it gives them benefits and allows them to be terrible people without fearing consequences.
Sometimes, I’m honestly torn, since I think their marketing is horrific… but also hopefully only fundamentalist evangelicals are dumb enough to buy something like these.
@@NankitaBRUnfortunately, Jesus did and said a lot of things that many will not follow…
When will evil pinely stop being evil..... Sad.....
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i think you should start being evil too actually
He needs a bible band to make him holy Pinely.
evil pinely once kicked me in the teeth. i was just walking down the street then he just high kicked me in the mouth. i started crying, my mouth filling with blood i said its my birthday though and he said he didnt care and laughed evilly while skipping away
The sad part about it is that the people who buy this is getting a really crappy item and is being misled by someone who is manipulating your faith to your religion in order to scam you into buying really trash drop shipped items.
I'll be "Le edgy atheist", but that's the universal problem of religion, blind faith is easily exploited by people who use the right buzzwords to appeal to its followers.
Here's it's just buying overpriced tat, but we've seen it can be exploited to commit all ki ds of crimes against humanity.
Myanmar even found a day to make a Buddhist dictatorship.
i’m not that christian anymore, but this seems a hell of a lot like using gods name in vain
It is. This breaks multiple of the 10 commandments.
Using god to scam people out of money has got to be way worse than using god/jesus as a swear, especially in cheistianity, camels and needles etc.
As an atheist I don’t see anything wrong with using god/jesus as a swear (unless you’re around people you know are gonna be offended by it), but this type of shit is downright despicable whether or not God exists.
@vortexlegend101 The original version of "Using the Lords name in vain" doesn't mean using "God" or "Jesus" as a profanity, it means saying something like "You should support me, because God does".
Not just in vain but also like where jesus got so angry he had to flip tables because people were scamming others to make profit inside the house of God
Why so do you feel that? Have you read your Bible lately?
This feels unnecessary. Bibles are already wearable if you try hard enough.
Tefillin!
I like to wear mine like an albatross, dangling from my neck. Instant hashtag-SWAG
people have forgotten that the little pocket inside their coat is for their bible… now they only use it to store cigarettes, alcohol and LIES
Well I know the pages are certainly smokable, the word of Jesus is imprinted in my lungs.
@@samikay9599 You and me both
I think this is an older product but whenever I scroll on reels I keep getting ads for this product where a person supposedly spent hours "making" and "drawing" this light up picture frame and its often for religious persons, thing is, the artwork in itself are literally AI generated and I've seen ones for islamic artworks which doesn't even make sense to the scripture as the belief is to not draw living beings such as humans, and suprise suprise, many of those works depict humans. Once, I've even seen an ad that claimed their "satanic classmate" destoryed their "artwork" and it just keeps going on and on with these types of dropship products. Its crazy how this type of marketing that preys on people's faithes is so unregulated and deceptive!
It also feeds into crazy persecution complexes, which is so dangerous
Bible bracelet? Just put a rosary around your wrist if you want to have something actual Christian. There are Game Boy cartridges with the Bible on them. You can have one in almost every format you can think of, support your own local church or just get one probably for free in a dozen places.
Why the heck would you pay big money to get a cheap one?
With enough money and right religion you can even buy your absolution, tho that's a grift in itself as soon as you go another denomination, one perhaps where Jesus already died for our sins.
This annoyed me, an atheist, more than it reasonably should.
Van verify that if you're going for Christian appearances/clout alone that a rosary would do it.
I'm atheist and have panic disorder, and when I was younger I would use prayer beads as an aid in focusing exercises as a coping mechanism when I felt symptoms of an approaching panic attack. I usually kept them in a pocket or somewhere nonvisible because I would occasionally get comments asking me about religion, and it bothered me to the point that they stopped being useful in a public situation (it would cause me more anxiety anticipating being asked about my religion than it would relieve my anxiety by actually using them).
So yeah, if you want to look like a Christian nutter, just wear prayer beads. Mine had no religious symbolism on them at all and were still a dog whistle. If you actually want to have scriptures at hand at all times for genuinely personal reasons, just put it on your phone for free. This is dumb.
@@Nylak-Otter I can 100% see how a rosary can help with panic. Stimming, keeps hands busy, focuses the mind.
I had dice in a pocket to help with stress situations.
I have not considered the public reaction, very good point, thanks for telling me! That makes the watch a bit more useful.
Agreed with the rest, tho. These wrist watches and what not, they are just to make money.
okay the gameboy bible carts are news to me. Were these on the original or the game boy color?
@@kittygoesWOOF It's the full King James Bible and only for the OG by the looks of it. But I would not be surprised if the GBC had them too.
Was just going after an old Angry Video Game Nerd-Video.
@@HereticalKitsune Thank you for bringing this into my life 😂😂
"Stay Strong Girl"
- Evil Pinely
Oh my, if someone played the Bible, without headphones, anywhere around me, I would be SO TICKED. Because I don’t like when ANYONE in public listens to anything without using their headphones.
its a public space, you dont own the entire place.
@ Which is why people in a shared space are rude for intruding on others with loud speakers. Headphones are proper etiquette. You ever been in a waiting room and someone starts listening to loud music or having a loud speakerphone conversation?
@@MegCazalet visit your nearest asian market, or hell maybe even visit east asia or southeast asia, now you cannot whine to people that they're being too loud or else you'd get slapped in the face 🤣🤣
what i mean by this is that you should just learn to suck it up and embrace the world and instead make yourself revolve around the world.
@OfficialVillagerTranslator yeah indeed... that is why people playing loud music are annoying
@@OfficialVillagerTranslator neither do you, dipshit, so be respectful of others
My prediction is Bible Buds. It's like those sleep earbuds that make white noise, but it's just reading the bible to you.
Basically, earbuds that only let you listen to the Bible.
When I saw the first tik tok I thought "Wait, Christians can't use toilet paper??" 😭
True Christians use bidets filled with Holy Water. Any other way is sinful.
i was born and raised in a very jewish community if i saw that video like 20 years ago i would have wholly grown up thinking christians couldn't use toilet paper bc i only knew like 3
Yes, like the video said, you have to use the bible
@@jonas5205Well played
All anecdotal but I've never heard a single case of a non-Christian kicking someone for being Christian though I've heard dozens upon dozens of cases of Christians kicking someone out for not being Christian. "For me and my house serve the Lord"
I’ve only heard mormons and jews kicking out their children out of home for converting to other religions. I feel it’s more of a shitty human being thing instead
It's usually about 2 religions butting heads in some way.
I second that
@@luvhair255 or two sports teams, or two nations, and so on and on.
As long are there is an us vs them
Bad people will take advantage of it
What? That happens all the fricking time. Especially on Reddit.
Evil pinely pls stop being evil you don't have to be the villain pinely you were supposed to be a hero pinely
6:07 it’s so funny that christian’s are like “yeah parents kick their kids out for having different beliefs all the time this is normal” when this has never happened is very telling
The day people stop using Christ as a marketing gimmick is the day I find peace I think. Until then, more cheap, mass-produced slop for the masses!
It's the day Jesus will find peace too.
I'm not really knowledgeable in Christianity, but aren't those guys doing the exact same thing he denounced in the bible. Something about chasing merchant from the temple?
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740yup. Servants of Jesus are meant to live modestly, and making money on his name (that isn't donations to the church) is heavily frowned upon in the bible
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740yes lol He also said to give out all your mortal possessions to the meek and needy and that the greedy will not find a place in Heaven but I guess many modern Christian’s disregard all that
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 christians tending to be total hypocrites, water technically isn't wet by definition, the sky is blue, it's nothing new.
Theyve used him for a long time. Destroying native Ireland under his name. God would have never wanted that
Evil pinely is looking particularly evil today!!!
We need a science bracelet that can teach you calculus and quantum physics.
nah we need a base bracelet that converts any base 10 number to base n (if n is in Q(rationals) and >0)
it spread across religions! the grifters found the quran too, I've seen reels of the same exact crying format advertising a quran verses jar 😭 the SAME advertising and I swear even the people doing them look the same. Diversifying the business...💀
they say they spent 183 hrs as a flex but thats only like 2 weeks lmao
"I'm experiencing a natural human emotion. How sinful, better get my wrist book."
they'll hand them out at the cinema when they play minions
@@beybladebaby r/angryupvote
Like, pray
It's next to the Playstation, cause it's a Praystation, duh
typing out "por" in a non-incognito tab and seeing that as a previously searched tab is hilarious
edit: there's a movie called Por apparently, and that's what the first result is lmfao
10:47 mini bibles also exist
most thrifters shop at Goodwill. Evil Pinely? he shops at Evilwill…😈🤪
Badwill, if you will.
6 minutes is two sixes away from being real bad, like H-E double hockey stick!!
Oh my God I am so glad I am not the only one that got this advertisement on my feed!!! 😂
Me too! I see Bible plushies, Jesus and Mary plushies, Bible jars, etc.
@@ghostbowandenvysmithfan oh man, I have not seen the Mary plushy, but I have seen the Jesus plushy, the bracelets, and the Bible jars! And I am really definitely not the target audience!
3:38 it’s so funny bc 823 hours is really only a few days over a month which is really not a lot of time considering what the product is supposed to achieve ? 😭
to be a tiny bit fair, assuming an 8 hour work day, it would take just shy of 103 8 hour days. still really not much considering literally any worthwhile project's development timeline though, you're right
10:08 That plunger thing for babies is also a scam, it’s marketed at new parents to capitalize on their anxieties around their child choking. They are not actually helpful in a choking scenario
Oh it’s definitely capitalizing on parents’ anxiety, BUT idk about calling it an outright scam since it does actually work! At least a couple of babies didn’t die because of it. There’s even a fairly viral news segment from years ago involving it because a baby almost choked in a restaurant and some guy had one in his car and managed to help the baby. Would I buy a dropshipped one though? No.
@@ariariarisi mean learning the baby hemleich is free and has much more evidence supporting its usefulness
3:55 funnily enough, the Walmart in my town has the book section next to the Playstation isle,so I guess bibles are regularly sold with Playstations
Fun fact:
Some versions of the bible are NOT in the public domain.
This is because of how bibles are made.
Theres a lot that goes into making a version of the bible, including lots of annotations and footnotes, on top of making a unique translation.
Thats why the NIV bible is copyright protected, but the KJV is not!
Anybody who would want one of these products is also the kind of person who would find the ad so offensive that they'd never click on it.
i grow more concerned for humanity every time i hear about one of these drop-shipping scams
It’s so freaking sad that people use the lord to scam and sell to unsuspecting people. It’s just super unethical and disgusting practices 🤮☹️
I mean, "the Lord" IS a scam
@@user-js4iw9rz2w he’s not though, he’s real and spiritually present in people’s lives even right now
@@user-js4iw9rz2wincorrect
2:56 not them using a laptop with a picture of a church for the video background
This gives me the same vibes as trump selling bibles when he’s not even religious 😭
I accidentally named my stuffed axolotl after Evil Pinely. Her name is Pine but I never call her anything but Evil Pinely XD
I look forward to seeing your Subscribe(TM) pitch printed out on the closing screen of each video. 10/10 not a fake review.
2:04 My cell phone has a broken part on the screen exactly where he is looking lol
W angel dust pfp
8:25 i just realised that’s a kitchen countertop. why would you jerk it in your kitchen that’s incredibly unsanitary for cooking
you can even get an audiobook of johnny cash reading the bible for free on youtube. if that's your speed.
that girl clearly stated she had BOYFRIENDS and probably had to break up with all but one so that she could shapeshift into a tradwife, please show some respect to the heartbroken gentlemen
It makes sense that they sell this next to the Playstation because it's a Praystation.
Satisfactory background music. Nice credits dude
The thought of being on the bus and someone trying to use one of these is so funny to me. Like even their fake product is so embarrassing.
Actually Pinely, the Bible stuff is sold right next to electronics in lots of Walmarts
Pinely with the good hair
0:40 I think this person moved the fingers like that because it's actually a girl 😅
Why is she getting “lube” out then 😭
what?
this is kinda like how jesus threw the people out of the market for selling stuff in the church grounds. i’m sure he’s looking up from there with disappointment at these dropshippers
If I'm getting one thing from these ads is that there is probably a market for blessed vaseline.
The next thing he's going to offer is the Big White Bible Phone, which is made of porcelain and mounted on the floor of your bathroom. That way, when you're having major regrets about something like, say, a massive drinking binge, you can shout at God over and over in the handy oversized receiver!
I made it through the video too. It was hard work, but it helped me to acknowledge what you had to go through reading the book and making this hour long video about it. Thank you for taking the time to do so.
I'll be honest. If that bible bracelet had the Chinese Bluetooth Lady's voice, i'd totally buy it.
No, I don't feel the emotion of shame. But these types of people are simply unscrupulous & willingly to manipulate people's faith & emotions.
I would never, I could never, do anything like this. I don't need to feel what shame is like in order to understand that this is wrong.
It kind of looks like a portfolio to get into an Advanced Dropshipping University
I'm going to start a solo sock company on Etsy. It'll be extra soft & textured & absorbent. I mean these people don't even have a decent sock to give into temptation in. It's sad.
I’m not even religious and I find this offensive, can only imagine how genuine christians feel about those
*SATISFACTORY PLAYER CLOCKED*
For real though I had to triple check to make sure my game music wasn't coming through behind the video lmao
4:54
yup there's lots of bible audiobooks all over youtube
not sure what it was like back the earlier days of youtube, but now, that's way eaiser to find if you're more an audio person than a phyiscal reading person or maybe don't have the eye concetration or something anymore
it's pretty helpful
while watching this i got an ad on how to do dropshipping, the world truly is amazing.
8:26 you can see something resembling the bible bracelet in the background
There's free audio Bibles all over the internet, I'm pretty sure there's a few read by the late great James Earl Jones.
Technically making money off of the Lord's image is a sin in of itself but don't tell these guys ig
Even if someone really wants a "Bible jar", they can just make one themselves with a jar and some stikcy notes from the dollar store, and fill it with quotes that they think are relevant to their own life. Why spend $40 on that????
7:26 dude i had such a terrible day today and this part of the video absolutely made me laugh so hard
Time to start dropshipping cardboard boxes with Bible quotes on them 💡❗️
Obviously next to the PlayStation cause its the "pray station" 🙏
thanks lord pinely
There's no comments about the condom he flicked away, when depending on the Christianity that would be a sinful even if married?
Condoms aren't mentioned anywhere in the bible because they weren't formerly invented until like the 1910s/20s or something. The last book of the Bible to be written, The Revelation of John, was written in 70-80 CE, which is almost two thousand years before condoms were invented. There's nothing in the bible regarding modern day contraception, just that you shouldn't be promiscuous and should stay dedicated to the one you love. When something isn't directly mentioned in the bible, we have to use basic morality and logic founded on biblical principles of love in order to find the answer. As a christain, contraceptives are completely valid because they prevent unwanted pregnancies, which can lead to suffering for both the mother and the child.
The manipulation in the ads for this product is really gross to me.
I randomly find myself watching your videos. I’m okay with it. At least you’re entertaining.
At my Walmart the Bible’s are literally next to the video games tho 😂
Can’t wait to see them selling Bible Pinelys next month 🔥
the jar was less of a scam, because at least that was like... Y'know people like those types of surprise jars, with different themes, and everything about it is recyclable.
This is pretty much all junk. I doubt that if someone who pays for one even receives one, that the audio quality is even good enough to make out what's being said, or that it even works at all. These are just going to end up in landfills, and since they're made of non recyclable materials, help ruin the environment.
There are many free audio versions of the Bible. There are many paid for versions of the Bible. They still make cassette versions of the Bible. They are directly preying on people who don't know better, or might be in a spiritual crisis.
It’s like he learned to speak entirely by watching Jeff Goldblum movies and the Rick and Morty multidimensional cable episode.
maybe this guy just really loves porsche
This concept could be a decent smart watch app.
how much on aliexpress was AMAZING that milo account is iconic
I hear that satisfactory ost
Very based
I just saw an evil pinely post on instagram and I was wishing he’d post a video then I saw this, very happy :))
Got a dropshipping ad lmaooo
10:38 dont the review photos look like same hands?
2 minutes..what the bible jar
11:20 I hope so...
I was laughing the entire video until the realization dawned that the website could have legitimately been by AI. Like no actually...
Thank you evil pinely
I got a dropshipp scam under this as an ad lmao
I see this on Instagram and thought it was just satire😂, I get that word blanket. One was the same as it
satisfactory music detected
8:43 Satisfactory OST spotted
When do we get the shrimp jeebus bibble next