Martin Scorsese has Flavor and Will and Jada are Done?! | Ep 47

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  • Опубликовано: 10 окт 2023
  • Mike Ward calls in to discuss his case with the Supreme Court in Canada following a joke he made in 2009. Jada Pinkett Smith revealed in an interview with Hoda Kotb that she and Will Smith have been separated for seven years. We play "Does He Know the Slang" with Dave, QB, and ... Martin Scorsese?!
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  • @monicarae9457
    @monicarae9457 8 месяцев назад +18

    My son sent me a joke with that Jada and Tupac image that read, "Here's one bullet Tupac dodged..." I almost effing died laughing!

  • @drewishaf
    @drewishaf 8 месяцев назад +42

    I used to work for an Indian company and most of the guys from India in our shop were pretty hesitant to assimilate into the American culture. One guy, however, wholeheartedly embraced it. In fact, he embraced it so much that he would come to work wearing cowboy boots, a baseball cap or cowboy hat, etc. One day he came up to me and asked, "where can I go to 'Get Jiggy Wit It.'"
    I had no clue how to respond, but I couldn't contain my laughter when he said it. 🤣

    • @LokiTricksterG
      @LokiTricksterG 8 месяцев назад +1

      Did you point him to the Will Smith CD section?

    • @campguy
      @campguy 8 месяцев назад +5

      "You already getting it jiggy right now, buddy".

    • @kristintipps6735
      @kristintipps6735 8 месяцев назад +1

      Cute. I love it❤️

    • @SadisticPicker
      @SadisticPicker 8 месяцев назад +3

      Love this! Is what new Americans are supposed to do! Find their new selves! Make a new life of self expression and love the freedoms that come with it! This was a great story!

    • @spracketskooch
      @spracketskooch 8 месяцев назад +1

      You should have looked him in the eye and said, "follow me" and then led him to a small storage closet, where you put on some 80s rap and start dancing. When he inevitably questions what's going on, you keep dancing (always keep dancing in these scenarios) and tell him this is what getting jiggy wit it means. And again, no matter what he does it's imperative that you keep dancing throughout this encounter.

  • @obi-kenkenobi4346
    @obi-kenkenobi4346 8 месяцев назад +8

    Dave improv-ing ads for sponsors is basically Normal World's version of 'Interdimensional Cable' from Rick and Morty lol.

  • @TheNitroG1
    @TheNitroG1 8 месяцев назад +4

    Who knew cough + sneeze + fart is the human equivalent to
    Ctrl + alt + del.
    REBOOT!

  • @Python_Bacon
    @Python_Bacon 8 месяцев назад +5

    I like the opening of reading news headlines.

  • @thisoldnew4544
    @thisoldnew4544 8 месяцев назад +7

    20:10 Oh shiiiiit I was there!!!!! I remember her marching all upset. I thought the curly headed guy was her son. U were hilarious! I couldn't believe how hard I laughed.

    • @SadisticPicker
      @SadisticPicker 8 месяцев назад +1

      Thats cool! You were there🤣😝🤣👏, luckyyyyyy!

  • @tracypolselli1464
    @tracypolselli1464 8 месяцев назад +11

    I’m trying to fall asleep and that joke that Mike got sued for is fucking hilarious. Now I’m wide awake. 😊

  • @DewkChronic
    @DewkChronic 8 месяцев назад +10

    Dave is too funny,

  • @SecondClassCitizen
    @SecondClassCitizen 8 месяцев назад +48

    Dave is probably my favorite comedian. Matt is quickly climbing the list too. Sometimes I feel like Matt is speaking directly towards me.

    • @deecee2174
      @deecee2174 8 месяцев назад +5

      Matt stares into your soul while he absolutely destroys you with jokes and humour

    • @Boats_N_Hoez
      @Boats_N_Hoez 8 месяцев назад +1

      Siii

    • @mikepalmer2219
      @mikepalmer2219 8 месяцев назад +2

      That makes you sound kind of nuts dude. Lol. Those types of people usually become murderous stalkers. Lol.

    • @michaelmcmillen4658
      @michaelmcmillen4658 8 месяцев назад +1

      Matt Definitely has A way about his comedy, almost seems like it's not a joke unless you are in on it. 😊

    • @farhan022692
      @farhan022692 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@mikepalmer2219 lol wtf are u even saying

  • @Steel_Wrath
    @Steel_Wrath 8 месяцев назад +12

    Best show on the interwebs.

    • @marinazolotic4347
      @marinazolotic4347 8 месяцев назад

      I like to watch it when I need to wind down from Alex Stein 😊

  • @justme11bexray3
    @justme11bexray3 8 месяцев назад +3

    1/4 Black looking like a discount Tim Pool. 😂😂😂

    • @HJ-jy7fw
      @HJ-jy7fw 8 месяцев назад

      SAUSAGE PATCH LYDS

  • @markymarkmarcus39652
    @markymarkmarcus39652 8 месяцев назад +2

    As an EMT, I once drove an ambulance while eating a bowl of cereal.

    • @Boats_N_Hoez
      @Boats_N_Hoez 8 месяцев назад

      Y

    • @DarenMiller-qj7bu
      @DarenMiller-qj7bu 5 месяцев назад +1

      I hope I was in the back of it lol. Have had many rides cause of my seizures and if I would've seen that it would've made my freaking day. 😂

  • @MushmouthJoe
    @MushmouthJoe 8 месяцев назад +4

    This one kept me laughing throughout. Excellent episode! ☕️👍🏻

  • @mynameisnotyours888
    @mynameisnotyours888 8 месяцев назад +3

    “And he did” quote of the month😂 its biblical

  • @Atrabilaire31
    @Atrabilaire31 8 месяцев назад +16

    As a french-speaking foreigner living in France, I find Dave asking a Canadian to properly pronounce french hilarious.

  • @jamusloos2859
    @jamusloos2859 8 месяцев назад +3

    Dave and QB should require every guest on the show to have some sort of poop your pants (or pay for pooped pants) story to come on the show.

  • @MrB16Nick
    @MrB16Nick 8 месяцев назад +5

    Akira was very eloquent, knowledgeable and talented. His comments and anecdotes are fuelled by experience that if he didn't have, went out and got. Really enjoyed the show. Thanks everybody. Angela has an adorable mischievous laugh, by the way.

  • @campguy
    @campguy 8 месяцев назад +1

    love "Taxi Driver"......I found a second Scorcese cameo besides the one in the cab........he's siting on a plinth at the steps outside the office the first time we see Cybill Sheppard walking into the office.

  • @MegaShiels
    @MegaShiels 8 месяцев назад +6

    guys are getting good nailed things tonight

  • @DerrickRG91
    @DerrickRG91 8 месяцев назад +1

    "You're afraid of air". I'm dead 😂😂😂

  • @evanluna116
    @evanluna116 8 месяцев назад +5

    Love seeing you guys! Always excited to watch the show, and keep up the great work!

  • @weepingwell
    @weepingwell 8 месяцев назад +12

    kinda sad i haven't watched Crowder since Dave left, but I binge watch this show, yet here we are

    • @Boats_N_Hoez
      @Boats_N_Hoez 8 месяцев назад +2

      U make no sense speak english

    • @weepingwell
      @weepingwell 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Boats_N_Hoez me speaking better english wont help you make sense

    • @weepingwell
      @weepingwell 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Boats_N_Hoez i think it's more of a punctuation issue anyway, but i refuse to fix it now

    • @mikepalmer2219
      @mikepalmer2219 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@Boats_N_Hoezstop worrying about nonsense on a comment on RUclips. Lol.

    • @fanciabuttslam3379
      @fanciabuttslam3379 8 месяцев назад +6

      I watch both but crowder isn’t as good without save

  • @johannesstephanusroos4969
    @johannesstephanusroos4969 8 месяцев назад +4

    47:56 She was the only bullet Tupac dodged

  • @alexf8309
    @alexf8309 8 месяцев назад +2

    What a very normal show. And a very normal guest.

  • @matthewhoppe5951
    @matthewhoppe5951 8 месяцев назад +4

    I think it's hilarious you 2 are back together on your own show...

  • @MirandaSinistra
    @MirandaSinistra 7 месяцев назад +1

    It took 11 years for 5 sane people to just say 'It's a joke! Get over it!.'

  • @williammacomb5691
    @williammacomb5691 8 месяцев назад +4

    This guest is great.

  • @jimjaspers2804
    @jimjaspers2804 8 месяцев назад +3

    The Jada Will thing seems like revisionist history to save face.

  • @neverlistentome
    @neverlistentome 8 месяцев назад +5

    Will Smith is likely GAY. It's the only thing that makes sense. Wish he'd just come out. It's 2023, and the slap did more damage to your career than coming ever could have.

  • @zombiebassman
    @zombiebassman 8 месяцев назад +2

    17:23 But Joe WOULD give a eulogy at the funeral of a known member of the KKK.

  • @obi-kenkenobi4346
    @obi-kenkenobi4346 8 месяцев назад +3

    Great guests today! Super funny show

  • @abnormallygoza
    @abnormallygoza 8 месяцев назад +8

    Hello Normal Folk!

  • @frankhoule
    @frankhoule 8 месяцев назад +2

    Wow Mike je pensais jamais te voir sur cte show là nice man!

  • @greatestytcommentator
    @greatestytcommentator 8 месяцев назад

    Every time someone mentions a "GREAT MOVIE", ANYWHERE , Amazon Prime immediately Paywall it!

  • @DavidJonespirateking
    @DavidJonespirateking 8 месяцев назад +10

    I don't believe for a second it was Will's decision to "separate".

    • @Boats_N_Hoez
      @Boats_N_Hoez 8 месяцев назад +4

      Wills gay and likes men

    • @Boats_N_Hoez
      @Boats_N_Hoez 8 месяцев назад +1

      What chick wants a gay?

    • @Strugen.
      @Strugen. 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@Boats_N_Hoez Are there dudes who are gay and don't like men?

    • @clescell6587
      @clescell6587 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@Strugen. I'm a guy who identifies as a lesbian, so there's that

  • @canastasiou68
    @canastasiou68 8 месяцев назад

    This show kills. Cheers from Australia

  • @WeepingValkyrie
    @WeepingValkyrie 8 месяцев назад +1

    I wish TikTok would just go away. The people that make excuses for it are worse.

  • @jamczaar
    @jamczaar 8 месяцев назад

    As fellow Michigander, I loved the Major Magics joke. Michigan's Chuck E. Cheese.

  • @cfibb
    @cfibb 8 месяцев назад +1

    Great show as usual but please turn down the guest’s mic. Or put a compressor plug-in on his channel. Every time that guy laughed it blew my ears out.

  • @thebeekeepingboomer2212
    @thebeekeepingboomer2212 8 месяцев назад

    SoCal has become IRL GTA!😳

  • @mountainmiscreant
    @mountainmiscreant 8 месяцев назад +4

    Either I misunderstand what simp means, or she does. I don't understand it as someone who just has a crush. I understand it as someone who sacrifices their own dignity, and often finances to essentially worship a person they find attractive.

    • @Boats_N_Hoez
      @Boats_N_Hoez 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah you’re right but people call dudes simps for sticking up for a woman whose being harrassed by men. Simp is a useless word like racist cuz no one uses it right. But you did.

    • @overmind4280
      @overmind4280 8 месяцев назад +2

      Yea, you have the right idea

    • @zerker08
      @zerker08 8 месяцев назад

      sucka idolizing mediocre puddy. It's an acronym. S.I.M.P.

  • @nonobrochacho240
    @nonobrochacho240 8 месяцев назад

    I was there when the lady was pissed, it was hilarious.

  • @lisam5901
    @lisam5901 8 месяцев назад +2

    One of the best videos yet. I could listen to Patrick laugh all day long!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

  • @nathansmith7645
    @nathansmith7645 8 месяцев назад +1

    Its like the greatest people that made steven crowders show great now have their own show

  • @airillegalpodcast
    @airillegalpodcast 4 месяца назад

    Mike Ward is great ❤ love from qc

  • @huskerarob
    @huskerarob 8 месяцев назад +4

    A'hoy!~

  • @mynameisnotyours888
    @mynameisnotyours888 8 месяцев назад

    5-4 flyers vs red wings

  • @margaretbrisbin6261
    @margaretbrisbin6261 8 месяцев назад +1

    I’m going to try to come to your show Dave 😅❤️

  • @heteroerectus
    @heteroerectus 8 месяцев назад +1

    Simp is short for simpering.

  • @ogreofgormley
    @ogreofgormley 8 месяцев назад +2

    I know Scorsese is old, but that tiktok made him look like he was wearing a rubber mask of his own face. He looked like a Dick Tracy villain.

  • @SoloBoxer
    @SoloBoxer 8 месяцев назад +1

    Dave, were you thinking of Harry Belafante?

  • @alexkairis3927
    @alexkairis3927 8 месяцев назад +2

    I don't know exactly how to feel about the thumbnails..... mostly functional........ ehhhhh really could do better, like DAVE YOU CAN ALWAYS DO BETTER DAVE! And by Dave, I mean, "I LOVE YOU!". It's 1/4Black who really really needs to do better. Ur Welcome.

  • @Zayamad
    @Zayamad 8 месяцев назад +1

    Simp is actually from the word simpering. It means "affectedly coy or ingratiating" or in simpler terms an asskisser.

  • @rager1969
    @rager1969 8 месяцев назад

    Aunt Viv? What about Barney Rubble's voice changing? Or Darren from Bewitched? And while not a change of actors, when the Brady males changed their hair to curly?

  • @LokiTricksterG
    @LokiTricksterG 8 месяцев назад +1

    I always assumed the term "hits different" means interpreting something in a different way after a big event (like a death.) For example, David Bowie's final album Blackstar hits different after his death. Knowing he recorded those songs while on the verge of death makes the listener interpret the songs in a different way than they otherwise would have.

    • @drownthepoor
      @drownthepoor 8 месяцев назад +3

      hits different means it's stronger or more powerful with some kind of context.

  • @SadisticPicker
    @SadisticPicker 8 месяцев назад +1

    I sneezed ,farted while pissing and it felt like fucking electricity was shooting out my wiener! Most painful act ive ever had happen form a sneeze/fart or otherwise known as a snart!

  • @gregjones7724
    @gregjones7724 8 месяцев назад +1

    I have that tribe hat (Major League).

  • @joann2485
    @joann2485 8 месяцев назад

    Wuts the big deal? I'm a widow on a moped in Florida on white claws😂😂

  • @kittybrowneye3163
    @kittybrowneye3163 8 месяцев назад +3

    Scorsese's daughter needs to lay off the doughnut 😂

  • @becausereasons8981
    @becausereasons8981 8 месяцев назад +1

    47 episodes already? hm.

  • @evantisdale1484
    @evantisdale1484 8 месяцев назад +2

    DAVE RULES!!!

  • @MarkHansen1990
    @MarkHansen1990 8 месяцев назад +2

    Feels like team spirit

  • @damnyoukira
    @damnyoukira 8 месяцев назад

    If Dave gets the Feldog on he’s guaranteed an appearance on the Bonfire next time he’s in New York.

  • @JaelaOrdo
    @JaelaOrdo 8 месяцев назад +1

    Jada was the one bullet Tupac dodged

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg 8 месяцев назад +1

    Thou shalt not simp!
    ... except maybe for Angela.

  • @Extremist-MAGA-gamer
    @Extremist-MAGA-gamer 8 месяцев назад +1

    QB its call the polishing wipe its an OSHA mandated safety regulation

  • @2tone209
    @2tone209 8 месяцев назад +1

    AY UP DAVE AND 1/4 BLACK

  • @heteroerectus
    @heteroerectus 8 месяцев назад +1

    I thought the reason for coming during prostate exam is because when they touch your prostate it triggers it, whether you’re turned on or not. Is that not true?

  • @stevenbacon-cheddar9914
    @stevenbacon-cheddar9914 8 месяцев назад +1

    Here exclusively until Crowder stops shilling for shillings😂

  • @LokiTricksterG
    @LokiTricksterG 8 месяцев назад

    6:05 Pooping your pants during an eating contest is actually a brilliant strategy, and I'm not even joking. I wonder if the competitive eating people have thought of this.

    • @bmbmw69
      @bmbmw69 8 месяцев назад +4

      You know that shit isn't stored in your stomach right?

    • @LokiTricksterG
      @LokiTricksterG 8 месяцев назад

      @@bmbmw69 Pooping always makes me feel better though. Try eating when you have to take a really bad dump, then try eating after you've had a really big dump. Makes a world of difference.

    • @SnifferSock
      @SnifferSock 8 месяцев назад

      ​@bmbmw69 I took it as, who wants to eat when it smells like actual crap?

  • @jdewey232liman
    @jdewey232liman 8 месяцев назад

    I wonder if Brandis’ last words before he hung himself were, “seaQuest out”?

  • @SirMartinJonesy
    @SirMartinJonesy 8 месяцев назад +3

    Anyone else clap when Angela is introduced? 😂

  • @gypsybluewaves580
    @gypsybluewaves580 8 месяцев назад +1

    Jada only got The Matrix role because Aaliyah passed away.

  • @michaeltalpas
    @michaeltalpas 8 месяцев назад

    Yeah, it's Make 'a' Wish. You get one. lol

  • @joshuamoore3515
    @joshuamoore3515 8 месяцев назад

    Definitely dont ask that guy back on. You guys are great, this guest killed the show.

    • @kevinbrinkley1641
      @kevinbrinkley1641 8 месяцев назад +2

      Curious as to why you feel this way

    • @DerrickRG91
      @DerrickRG91 8 месяцев назад +1

      Without saying why, there's no reason to take your comment seriously.

  • @LadyEh
    @LadyEh 8 месяцев назад +1

    I'm uncomfortable with the standing over the shoulder camera angle for Angela... like we're a creepy boss standing over her...
    😢

  • @luciferthedoberman8991
    @luciferthedoberman8991 8 месяцев назад +12

    It's gonna be hard to top Akira The Don

  • @Jnvlv247
    @Jnvlv247 8 месяцев назад

    Patrick Stump? 😆

  • @wesleysnipesyah3591
    @wesleysnipesyah3591 8 месяцев назад +2

    Never stop sending it

  • @Boats_N_Hoez
    @Boats_N_Hoez 8 месяцев назад +1

    You guys need to make sure you intro Duce yourself with the days and times we can watch you…

  • @davidomansiek3020
    @davidomansiek3020 8 месяцев назад

    Just like Family Matters.

  • @mynameisnotyours888
    @mynameisnotyours888 8 месяцев назад

    “Nasty city near nudes” it’s an industry term

  • @ChickenPermissionOG
    @ChickenPermissionOG 8 месяцев назад +1

    jada didn't even want to marry will.

  • @Boats_N_Hoez
    @Boats_N_Hoez 8 месяцев назад +4

    Ahoy mfs

  • @SadisticPicker
    @SadisticPicker 8 месяцев назад

    Simp means dummy 🤷🏼

  • @ermacjones4821
    @ermacjones4821 8 месяцев назад +1

    I enjoy watching Jada get massacred in Scream 2💁🏻‍♀️ Ghostface shows no mercy.

  • @TheHoboGoblin
    @TheHoboGoblin 8 месяцев назад

    It's a good thing will and Jada are in a big house

  • @kael215
    @kael215 8 месяцев назад +3

    You have to do a show now with voice filters so you guys also sound like keebler elves.

  • @williammacomb5691
    @williammacomb5691 8 месяцев назад +3

    The First aunt Viv was the best

  • @robroy6072
    @robroy6072 8 месяцев назад +1

    These are all drag queen slang from the 90s

  • @nattanquintania6108
    @nattanquintania6108 8 месяцев назад +1

    It was bert kreischer who had his wife cut is butt hair

  • @rhesabrowning
    @rhesabrowning 8 месяцев назад

    Night terror is demon interaction. The solution is believing that Jesus paid for your sins on the cross.

  • @Faltron533
    @Faltron533 8 месяцев назад

    Poor Chris only has 7 and a half followers 😂

  • @paulhiggins7383
    @paulhiggins7383 8 месяцев назад

    its simpering to be weak or submissive in nature

  • @groovercrusader6651
    @groovercrusader6651 8 месяцев назад

    If Jesus was Black, then he was probably a quarter of it lol QBG looks like chunky Jesus.

  • @Trozzo
    @Trozzo 8 месяцев назад +2

    I hate tik tok

  • @kittybrowneye3163
    @kittybrowneye3163 8 месяцев назад +2

    Jada is ah material

  • @mynameisnotyours888
    @mynameisnotyours888 8 месяцев назад

    What’s the big deal it’s white claw

  • @edwardbartle2522
    @edwardbartle2522 8 месяцев назад

    Will Smith is the black Tom Cruise.

  • @jfly237
    @jfly237 8 месяцев назад +1

    WAR MODE