What good is length if you can't use it to get to the finish? A man needs to be able to use his equipment to get the job done. Or buy the correct sword, for the ladies affected by such circumstances.
Thousands of knights suffer from girth and length of their swords daily, due to unreasonable expectations of dragons. This leads to dissatisfying crusades, which causes feeling of inadequacy, depression and anxiety. Not everyone is Cloud Strife. Respect your knight's combat experience, not the size of their weapon.
3:39 I absolutely love how the dragon takes pleasure from the sword, and still sets the knight on fire anyway. Only thing better would be a perfect cut right when he gets set on fire
This Is genuinely a geniously designed game. Each stage is designed for a specific blade length, yet all previous stages are also capable of acomodating the increasingly longer blades
Bruh, the most advanced form of shitposting, developing a whole game edit: I meant the second most advanced form of shitpost, the first would go to creating a galaxy/universe for the sake of vague and abstract almost nonsensical humor
ive been working on one about doombas for a little over two years. On and off technically college does that. but still... I cant wait to get back into it this summer though.
I swear it takes such a big sword to reach a dragon’s heart these days. Mine’s at least average sized, and dragons just act like it doesn’t do anything anymore. If my father could slay a dragon with his sword, I easily should be able to.
"It was an order to all evil creatures. A word of power that they were all bound to obey. His last order was: Come! And they came. All of them. Even the dragons."
Let us apreciate the fact thet this knight carrys his whole freaking body weight with a lever and no counter weight with ease. His deepest sword looks like it is made of gold yet carrys it like a nowmal sword
"Is it even in?" "Drive it in a bit deeper this time" "It keeps getting deeper and deeper" "Oh, so deep" "Uh, wait a minute" *Something isnt right here*
I know this is a joke game, but I really like the main character! He's so cute: the little noises he makes, his lil panicked expression when he lifts himself into the air, and he went there to rescue his cat!
@@joelbell6075 well, it depends. Sometimes there's an upper limit of how many signs should be in your paper. And so you do your best to squeeze your findings into that Procrustean bed without butchering them too much. Just like platforming on the way to dragon's lair. Graduation theses, on the flip side, are notorious for being bloated to meet some expectations for page count. Just like the dragon itself.
The perks of dating Fatalis: - Living in a castle. - Introvert's paradise. - Entire country is your territory. - Isolated and zero risk from the Frenzy Virus. - Dominating but also protective girlfriend. - Dating the most powerful being in the franchise. - Warm cuddles. - Excellent cook.
"THAT THING WAS TOO BIG TO BE CALLED A SWORD. TOO BIG, TOO THICK, TOO HEAVY AND TOO ROUGH, IT WAS MORE LIKE A LARGE HUNK OF IRON." Edit: RIP Kentaro Miura, thank you for one of the best mangas of all time 1966-2021
Dragon figured out a way to get a parade of knights lining up to get her off.
*DEAR. LORD. WHY*
@@adriancontreras7523 *holds hands out* Bards.
@@adriancontreras7523 dragons gotta find a way to do it some how
_(Trash Knight intensifies)_
@Giga Chad a certified WE WUZ KANGZ moment
Moral of the story: The longer it is, the *harder* it is to pass a parkour
I got the damn pun and I hate the fact that I did-
@@PerplexedPBJ bruh moment right here.
What good is length if you can't use it to get to the finish? A man needs to be able to use his equipment to get the job done. Or buy the correct sword, for the ladies affected by such circumstances.
the worst part is having pants with disproportionate holes for legs. no, you *can't* switch sides.
@@pantommy That's exactly why when you visit a decent tailor, they ask you "Right or left?"
"did you get it's heart?"
"physically, no, but figuratively, I think so"
I love all these innuendos in the comments section 🤣
"Well yes, but actually no."
"Well well, but actually no."
"I told you to slay the dragon, not lay the dragon!"
@@kovatoro "Are you saying there's a difference?!"
The cat saying “you came for me” at the end really just puts the cherry on top
He got the puss-
Or does it pop the cherry? Who knows
Booooo yucky joke.
@@jexotic1470did you really reply to a comment from 1 year ago just to say it was dirty
As if the whole game wasn't a dick joke lol
"No, you don't understand, it's vital that the dragon has eyelashes"
LMAO right?
almost as if it's suppose to be a female dragon and a huge euphemism
Now I see why this channel is named the way that it is...
And a Tsundere personality
@@eternalroots6753 bahahaha gottem
I never thought "get size-shamed" and "sweet lil' game" would work in the same sentence
s h r e k
1000th like, not important but still
@le Zanji I see That You are an Normal person
@@ghostmangm3059 lol
well, i am sure this isn't my first time i ahve seen cute yet with adult stuff/jokes in it
Moral of the story, the longer the shlong the harder it is to navigate large cave systems and climb over walls so you can stab a big lizard
Hence 0:40
but with the longest schlong, you can cross great distances.
@@Ed-1749 It definitely isn’t as hard as it used to be, I’ll give you that.
@@alecLogan lol
Stab is offensive, I prefer the word penetrate
Be sure your sword is covered in a protective sheath at all times, to prevent the spread of rust.
And kids
A blade dulls most when in it's scabbard
Make sure to oil your blade too, very important
I’m sorry, what?
@@reginaldcopperbottom1406idfk
So the only thing worse than getting roasted by a dragon is getting "roasted" by a dragon BEFORE getting roasted by a dragon.
Yeh
Yeh
Yeh
Yeh
Yeh
"Need a knight name. "
"Falic, the Penitrator has a nice ring to it"
His name is Dink.
Biggus Dickus
Deepus Dickus?
Wait, is your armor a t-shirt?
@@awesomefatBruceLee yes.
I love how in the end the blacksmith still went on to craft an even longer sword just in case
round two
@@15czoppa61 It will be the longest night in life of a masochist dragon
@@zackthewolf8898 ;-;
It’s his own personal sword.
His sword is too big.. Couldnt even fit
The cutest game about a knight metaphorically and physically sword fucking a dragon.
In the chest?..
@@Youareprettycool it was just wrong hole, I think next time knight will do correction of mistakes, and will shove right sword in the right hole ;-)
@@Krian_The_Demon tf?
Is it really sex when you just put it in and do nothing else?
>:3
-"The game is about the journey"
-"No, the game is about the pain that we suffer during the journey"
I have a sword but it shrinks
Exactly a journey only means a long lasting pain
Is it just me or are all of these titles from alpha beta gamer for these games like isekai titles
Bit pedantic. Obviously when people talk about the journey, they mean the fun, challenges, hardships, experiences, etc. they had during it.
@@Karin029_ is this a bait, or is this r/whoosh material
You better put this in "games that will make you cry"
Haha! Good point! :)
Why?
@@joe125ful because the _Sword_
The game should make the dragon blush instead of suprise at the end.....
*"You won't last 10 seconds playing this game!"*
"I laid the dragon."
"You mean slayed."
"Yes, of course."
You later: your pfp
"I fucked the Dragon!"
"Uh, don't you mean you fucked up the dragon?"
"Sure, let's go with that."
@@BigRedApe
“I banged the dragon!”
“You mean banged his head off?”
“Yeah...”
@@zeraoragmd *wheeze*
@@zeraoragmd I penetrated the dragon!
Each time the sword gets bigger, the journey the dragon lair becomes more and more anxiety-inducing.
You mean arousing.
That's the path towards puberty :)
The message is deep
This is why you don't want too big a sword. It becomes unwieldy and difficult to use.
“That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron.”
With how much is gets scraped against obstacles, you'd think it'd be too blunt to do anything to the dragon's heart.
@@whirl3690 just because it’s blunt doesn’t mean it won’t at least deal a little bit of damage to them when it’s jammed in at a speed like that.
nice Berserk reference
Isn't the sword called The Dragonslayer or something like that?
*If a dragon its a dragon because humans cant kill it, what would be a human who kills Dragons?*
Or something like that.
it’s a more cute, less annoying, and more questionably erotic version of getting over it
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Y E S
I don't know which hurts more, passing through the obstacles or her judging your size
X
Both
might be the possible dragon ahego in the end
Both cause it has both difficult platforming...
And references of something that kids wouldn't understand... :/
Isn't there an anime where the guy has a machine and its stabs a dragon in the ass I kid you not this shit is actually real.
Finally, a game that shows people just how hard it is for me to move around.
🤨
😂
but this game is a work of fiction
"Is it even in?"
Those words stabbed me even deeper than any word i can imagine
I see what you did there.
How sharp you are.
And that's when trish was born
It’s just a side effect of your stand... don’t worry
Canon diavolo death 11119212
Normal people: tell a dirty joke once
Game devs: **creates an entire game where the whole storyline is a dirty joke**
700+ likes and no comment!!
Let me fix that
@@3000DS3 idk, 400+ likes and no comments would be kinda sick 👀
@@dylanh.3793 Damn...
@@3000DS3 no beef, it’s just RUclips comments lol. If you wanna delete the comments cool if not I’m not tripping, it’s the thought that counts.
BOI
i swear i was trying to slay the dragon, officer. nothing more
You sure you weren’t trying to lay the dragon?
@@Megalodon1229 I WAS
Does this [sword] not look like a sword to you?
I hope you have child support and all that jazz....
@@oscargonzalez3599 You think they’ll accept a dragon as a child?
Ahh it's good to see a normal innocent game with no innuendos or anything
ngl that lil guy has some extreme strength if he's able to lift himself up with a sword like that
I'm pretty sure the guy is a girl.
@@sontho6995 yknow the innuendo would have you assume it’s a guy, but I also saw the knight as a girl. Interesting 🤔
@@caseys2698 probably because the plumes on their helmet look like a pony tail
And I guess the sound they make is relatively high pitched
watch game theory's video on Getting Over It if you wanna know how strong- its a different game with different math, but the same concept
@@Kwynn_productions high pitched, but not exactly feminine
Thousands of knights suffer from girth and length of their swords daily, due to unreasonable expectations of dragons. This leads to dissatisfying crusades, which causes feeling of inadequacy, depression and anxiety.
Not everyone is Cloud Strife. Respect your knight's combat experience, not the size of their weapon.
lol!
No matter how experienced he is, if his swords too small you won’t feel nothing no matter how godly his skills are
@@nahyankamale9989 a well trained tongue goes a long way
@@inklink6270 If you can defeat a dragon only with your tongue, you truly are a master
@@ninjunobr643 or a snake.
I’m not even a guy and yet that “is it even in” comment feels like a punch to my ego
we know for guys the testament is:
"that's a kick in the balls"
but for women is what?
"that's a punch in the tits"?
@@deception845 A smack on the board.
@@MegaZsolti oh shit
@@MegaZsolti Shit, never heard of that one.
@@MegaZsolti you didn't have to do them like that lmao
King: "Have you slain the dragon"
Knight: "I'm not sure, if anything the dragon is pleased by the sword"
King: "Excuse me what"
Dragon: "Is it even in?"
Donkey: "Let me introduce you to a second sword."
And the rest is history
Bruhhh
It even made Thanos Bruh
This one big Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh moment
I hate that I get this.
“Wait, it’s all sex jokes?”
“Always has been.”
Why do you have to say this man
He’s just saying what everyone’s thinking
e621 is going to go wild over this
Good job 👍
@StarektTheGhost get help
I love how at the end screen, the dragon looks like she was very "pleased" more than hurt
was abt to comment on that
Wrong hole.
69 thumbs up, nice
Oh boi, I sure hope I don't run into any cropped 1471 x 682 yiff by Keadonger while I'm scrolling through the comments-
wait a minute..
it's on steam now and the achievement for stabbing with the length 1 sword is called "just the tip"
People: "You can't make a whole game out of a single dick joke!"
Developer: "Hold my beer."
Tankman reanimated
@Tianyi Zhang is that a berserk refference?
Lol
Haha Single dick joke go brrrrrrrrrrrrr
Haha Cock joke go brrr
Getting Over It but it makes you cry from different reasons
Sexy Hiking
Yos
I also thought of Getting Over It
don't get mad over things you don't have control over
“it’s a grower okay, leave me alone”
*cries in the corner*
Gets burt to a crisp. Gets resurrected. "I can breathe? I, CAN, FIGHT!"
I'm surprised anyone remembers that episode.
@@jakirokotaro4311 same,
Now that I think about it, they really showed Arthur getting killed, with his skull flying back and everything. Damn lol
Lol he needed glasses to get buff
You just opened up a whole memory
3:39 I absolutely love how the dragon takes pleasure from the sword, and still sets the knight on fire anyway. Only thing better would be a perfect cut right when he gets set on fire
That would be funny
This Is genuinely a geniously designed game. Each stage is designed for a specific blade length, yet all previous stages are also capable of acomodating the increasingly longer blades
I think you mean the testicular twin blade of terror yes?
@@tetrofita1787 tes-w h a t?
@@hellonokay1925 the testicular twin blade of terror
@@hellonokay1925 here’s what I was inspired by
Xaxa true
On this episode of “the writer’s barely disguised fetish”...
Ngl, I honestly felt personally attacked as I'm writing a fantasy novel that mostly consists of "fan service"
@@ThumbsTup What kinda fan service we talkin?
@@SonoFelice- hello 40 seconds ago
@@SonoFelice- sex and shit, but it's okay because it's "important to the plot"
@@ThumbsTup nice I’m gonna have to check it out now
knight : "this goes in you"
dragon : "come again?"
knight : "that's the plan"
Oh no, OHH NOOOO
I applaud you kind fellow
I wasn't prepared for this
You sure that's not a bard?
Also knight:okay ready for round two?
I find it funny that a game can be made this wholesome while still containing innuendos.
That dragon XD, good design
"Size-shamed by a dragon"
Wouldn't be the first time...
The fuck
What happened the first time?
@@unsubfrommeplease5527 some shaming
@@rat161 by a dragon???
Welp, Tio Klarus didn't size shame when she had a steel spike shoved up her ass in that one anime. She DID become masochist though
“You came for me” best way to end a novel or sexual inuendo
You notice he also got the PussyCat...? O.o
Many more hidden double entandres as well im sure. O.o
Dragon sure looks "slayed" at the end.
499 sad
F
holy shit XDDDD
“Hey can I stab this dragon”
“Only one swords length”
*the player proceeds to pull out a comically large sword*
Now this is funny
Brother?
Woah there are a few ducks, would you like beans?
@@Beanman745 no. I like ice cream and pizza rolls
@@Beanman745 yes bring me Bean
this is actually so incredible that a team of people worked together on a game like *this*
All the innuendo aside, the aesthetic is cute as hell.
At the end he looked like he was carrying a comically large baguette lmao
“Large baguette”
Darn it, now I can only see it as a bread.
HOW
Ayo can i get same bread
Only a loaf full
@@ris5688 you beat me to it.
@@MB-dk6hk Mabey but you can finish it
Imagine making a whole game just to make sex jokes.
And using "Geting over it" mecanics
Sounds like a good use of time
@@jubacelmesias1154 GOI mechanics? It's a pretty basic mechanic tho lmao
@@alienduce-unocero Lol 'GOI'.. You abbreviated a indie game.
@@trowa170 wat
All sex jokes aside the knight must be pretty damn powerful to wield such massive swords
You said jokes aside 🤥 you lied
@@monsterasylum5078 no, they didn't. Those big swords have to way tons! Now what normal human being can lift a sword that big?
@@afunkingamer2415 well, there is no way that sworrd is close to a ton not even 1 ton
the heaviest sword Zweihänder is just only 4kg
@@31oannamphong66 ok, good point, but still, you need to be strong to lift those swords
Torque makes it heavy but to be able to use the sword to *lift* yourself is much more impressive
"What A long sword you have..."
"Oh so deep..."
*And those words would shake the community of side scrollers.*
**with tears running down my face**
_"I'M JUST NERVOUS, STOP RUSHING ME"_
This is a direct attack against me and I feel harassed, Im calling the cops.
Hello fellow cheese
Rush? Nah... take your time~
Nice and easy. Slow and steady.
Just flow with it.
:/ what is this fresh new hell
@@junkoenoshima6756 fucking enoshima you should be used to this especially with someone like miu iruma in the school
Bruh, the most advanced form of shitposting, developing a whole game
edit: I meant the second most advanced form of shitpost, the first would go to creating a galaxy/universe for the sake of vague and abstract almost nonsensical humor
Yeah
Check out fat people factory
ive been working on one about doombas for a little over two years. On and off technically college does that. but still... I cant wait to get back into it this summer though.
@@Yipper64 ohh!
@@Yipper64 That sounds incredible lmao. Do you have a title for it?
"It was to long to be called a sword, it was more like a chunk of iron"
**BERSERK REFERENCE INTENSIFIES**
I thought the exact same thing even before i started the video lmao
thats just a frying pan dw
Far too crude to be called a blade
I disagree with you there was actually a sword that was the length of two people and was used
I swear it takes such a big sword to reach a dragon’s heart these days. Mine’s at least average sized, and dragons just act like it doesn’t do anything anymore. If my father could slay a dragon with his sword, I easily should be able to.
“You came for me!”
and so did the dragon
Came for that cat
._.
@@hafirenggayuda 😐
Dragon kinda hot though
"It was an order to all evil creatures. A word of power that they were all bound to obey.
His last order was: Come! And they came. All of them. Even the dragons."
Let us apreciate the fact thet this knight carrys his whole freaking body weight with a lever and no counter weight with ease. His deepest sword looks like it is made of gold yet carrys it like a nowmal sword
What a strong Knight with his big long sword
You ever read Berserk?
A sword made of gold would actually be lighter than a sword made of iron, so weight wouldn't even be the issue here, just aaall the other things :D
I think knight might be a girl
Big deal, tons of anime protagonists carry giant swords to compensate for something small.
This entire game is literally a 7 minute long sex joke. 10/10!
or longer depending on long the levels take you
6 out of 9
jokes aside, how the fuck ieven the cat stuck inside the dragon heart
@@chilythedruid201 Dude, I saw a video of a cat coming out from inside a couch, don't question it.
i think he did not hit the hard bc that "female" dragon did not fell pain
"Is it even in?" "Drive it in a bit deeper this time" "It keeps getting deeper and deeper" "Oh, so deep" "Uh, wait a minute"
*Something isnt right here*
Ngl they had us half way until the dragon started blushing and drooling.
They had us in both halfs
@@evilriceplate2590 true
@@evilriceplate2590 yeh true
Whaaaaaa
"You came for me"
I know this is a joke game, but I really like the main character! He's so cute: the little noises he makes, his lil panicked expression when he lifts himself into the air, and he went there to rescue his cat!
I like the dragon
@sluggy bunn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@Jasekingg ( ' V ' )
@@ΒίκτωρΚιρόσκα (¬v¬)
@@Jasekingg ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sex jokes aside, this is a pretty damn accurate representation of submitting a scientific paper so far. At least from my experience.
please don't fuck your professor
or stab them for that matter
@@thatoneguy9582 I hope your get the joke of adding length to a paper for it to work out with your professor.
@@lordeverett5642 They do, they just made the joke even better.
Even in the owrld of Science, bigger is better. Don't ever change, Humanity! Not like it ever will, lmao.
@@joelbell6075 well, it depends. Sometimes there's an upper limit of how many signs should be in your paper. And so you do your best to squeeze your findings into that Procrustean bed without butchering them too much. Just like platforming on the way to dragon's lair.
Graduation theses, on the flip side, are notorious for being bloated to meet some expectations for page count. Just like the dragon itself.
All moments with the dragon
Length 1 - 0:20
Length 2 - 1:00
Length 3 - 2:00
Length 4 - 3:30
Length 5 - 6:10
Shrek: closes book "Like that's ever gonna happen."
Donkey was well-endowed enough.
WHAT A LOAD OF- 🔊🎼SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD🎼🔊
@@David-si9cc The world was gonna roll me
@@crwlermadsin1191 I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
@Psyche Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming.
“You came for me”
“That I did.... that I did”
Yes.. I ｃａｍｅ for you
@@손지웅-d9o wow someone got the joke
Coom
@@mrjoester6343 you've summoned me
@@mrjoester6343 did you randomly pick your name and pfp or is there a deeper meaning behind it? 👀
This is a very elaborate way to make jokes about a certain thing that people do.
you mean fuck dragons?
@@RA8IDP3NGUIN1 donkey from shrek moment
@@RA8IDP3NGUIN1 That's what we call "good culture".
@@Dreigonix Alas, for I was a coward to say.
@@RA8IDP3NGUIN1 honestly I would
It's surprisingly strange how a non-ero game can somehow make my softdrive turn into a harddrive
"I told you to slay the dragon, not lay the dragon."
"I mean i did, but without the S."
To both of you I give a big HMMMMM
hold up
"Slay" which meaning of the word, tho?
Bards are just like that.
"You *CAME* for me!" - The cat after you plunged deep inside the dragon to free them.
Why’d you word it like that lol 🤣🤣
WHY
kinky
it had to have been intentional
The whole game was full of innuendoes
This is the accurate portrayal of why Cloud uses the biggest sword he can find
Guts too.
Damn, that's exactly what I wanted to comment.
You know what they say about people with big swords :)
@@thewall4069 Haha small pp
@@thewall4069 it's hard to carry. 😅
the dragon on the end screen seems like appreciated the length a bit too much
This is actually the secret romance option with Fatalis.
Wait,*what?*
Did not expect to see a monster hunter comment here.
always knew fatalis had a thing for me everytime it stuck its tongue out
Green fatalis
The perks of dating Fatalis:
- Living in a castle.
- Introvert's paradise.
- Entire country is your territory.
- Isolated and zero risk from the Frenzy Virus.
- Dominating but also protective girlfriend.
- Dating the most powerful being in the franchise.
- Warm cuddles.
- Excellent cook.
When your dragon smut addiction is channeled into a game...
AHAHAHAHAHA OH NO
Oh yes.
Where? I need links for research purposes
Yep lol
@@epicrandomness3589 there is MUCH dragon smut online
I think the devs are extremely talented
They not only understand how to make a game look good, they understand innuendos and cuteness itself
@Jake Sargeras yup
@Jake Sargeras and there’s no sequel where you smash the dragon either
@@ilikedrama7014 i hope you mean smash as in with a giant hammer.
@@szarekhthesilentking7043 I think he means "thrusting" a sword.
@@szarekhthesilentking7043 considering the joke in the game itself, it's difficult to understand tbh
I feel like this is a metaphor for something, can't quite put my finger on it though
Uh, are we sure we hit the dragon's heart?
That's what I'm thinking
In a way, yes
The ending says otherwise
you hit something all right
well, yes but actually not.
Cat : "You came!"
Dragon : "So have i"
It's a god damn masochist
@@the_jam_man facts
Knight: I'll laugh last as you came to die
That’s the joke. The Knight “came” for the dragon’s “Pussy” cat
As somebody with a kana pfp this make is more ironic
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Dude with a huuuuuge sword: Hilt deep in a dragon.
Got the job.
😳
@@Doughboy_Gobbler23 in the ass
@@dukenukeron9044 😳😳
@@dukenukeron9044 😳😳
Haha
Go little guy, get your sword in that sassy dragon
Person: “So that’s where your heart is?”
Dragon, spreading its legs: *“Uhh yeah sure, just shove it in already”*
ima go to the coordinates 37.693512 for latitude and -121.906806 for longitude
Why is the heart there tho- Shouldn't it be on the right/left side of your chest or some thing?-
@@synkt8759 Dammit that’s a good one 😂😂
@@lokiruiz2246 don’t worry it’s long enough to get to the heart one way or another
@@TheHuskyK9 what does it mean?
When the king orders you to slay the dragon, but you come back to the kingdom with a son and multiple daughters.
"That's how society made me met your mother,"
Why 'a' son and multiple--... Wait a minute... Oh dear God, please, don't tell me...
@@whatdoyoumeme5713 bruh get your head out of the gutter
yeah clearly he got married to a woman and decided to show mercy
@@landios9555 for her the small sword was good
The entire Dragon dialogue can be summed up as "That's what she said."
Gaster's face seems to fit this comment very well
@@desnoanimations3751 lol i just changed it back to this
Took the word right out my mouth
HOW DOES GASTER APPEAR WITH MY COMMENT IDEA AS I THINK ABOUT IT
Ah yes shoving the *sword* deep inside until it reaches the tip to finally make the pussycat come to you back finally.
Cat: "You came for me!"
*And so did the dragon...*
I can't believe they made me attracted to a dragon just by giving it eyelashes and some sassy dialogue
Monster musume in a nutshell.
?
Wat (._.)
happens to the best of us 😶
Ever heard of the furry fandom?
That sword deserves a title, *“The Penetrator”* sounds good
Oh my God..
Bring forth the holy handgrenade!
"dragon breaker"
Snorted reading this, truly a blade worthy of a title as grand as that.
THE DRAGON(s)LAYER
Berserk Reference
No no I said slay the dragon not lay the dragon
That dragon’s face at the end doesnt seem to be the expression of a dead dragon
I've seen that somewhere..
... More like the expression of a pleased dragon, who's heart wasn't stabbed... A dragon that wants repeat visits from this knight... Lol
She died the little death
He touched her heart, after all. Feelings were inflicted.
a satisfying ending where everyone is happy
I like how the dragon isnt even to stop you, shes like: Try it- No, no, no I insist.
No one talking about how tough this little guy is to keep taking on dragon fire like that
You might've missed the joke, or we all just have dirty minds.
@Get Gnomed ???
He was revived by dragon balls.
@@tortellini2368 Because of the ponytail and face looks like a girl too
@@questionmark521 no that's what I'm talking about it's super obvious
“It was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron.”
It's a claywaymore, close to a claymost
Silence Wench I don't wish to be horny anymore I only want to be happy.
Kinda reminds me of Berserk
@@D_N--96 it is Berserk
Goddamnit it's the flex seal furry again.
"our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our sword, especially with good size and all"
"well my daddy taught me to sheath my sword using someone else's so that the sword is not broken"
@@mr.minnesota2560 well, will you show me?
@@Monte_Carlo451 id be right happy to
"My blade may be but a dagger, but my swift strike will leave you no more than quivering mass"
Any Zain fans here
The dragon blushing after being stabbed is hilarious
"THAT THING WAS TOO BIG TO BE CALLED A SWORD. TOO BIG, TOO THICK, TOO HEAVY AND TOO ROUGH, IT WAS MORE LIKE A LARGE HUNK OF IRON."
Edit:
RIP Kentaro Miura, thank you for one of the best mangas of all time
1966-2021
Hehe ultra greatsword.
A Berserk reference? This particular man of culture recognizes his peer.
I can tell you like Berserk because your username recommends the Lizard-Head Guts manga and you have Punch Guts as your profile pic.
Maybe I should put my grasses on after reading this.
Ah yes
Now put your glasses on
The dragon isn’t dead, she’s blushing and more importantly making that face
I'm scared of what God has created in this realm
@@damgaronfire he’s created a portal to rule 34 I’m afraid
Ever heard of masochism?
@@riptideanomy1024 link to website?
Oh boy.
Bard trying to explain how he laid... i mean slayed the dragon
Lmao
“I said to SLAY the dragon! NOT LAY THE DRAGON.”
@@its_o9ine613 what, merlin found his bwilfa
@@corrat4866 🤣🤣🤣 i understood that lmao
haha sLAYED the dragon
imagine how easier it would've been if he just shot an arrow through the hole
Why rescue a princess that will have you executed for being late when a lonely, beautiful dragon lady is up for the taking
Ah, Hatton Slayden?
@@Victor-056 Good taste.
Because a cat is fine too.
@@MasterAsra *better
Guts has a good point
“Get size-shamed by a dragon” is a sentence I never thought I would hear.
u infact read it instead
Honestly the english language never ceases to amaze me on how we can make something so questionably funny.
*again
the average e621 visitor disagrees
@@quincee7676 Ayo?????
“Oh, you’re a GIRL dragon! I mean, of COURSE you’re a girl dragon!”
That's what I was looking for
I wish i got the reference
@@Spot_Faceless-Soldier 1st Shrek movie reference
@@Spot_Faceless-Soldier Shrek, friend.
@@Tentacle_NIL oh! *oh.*
The RUclips algorithm brings us together once again lads...
"What a long sword you have"
"Oh so deep"
Wait...
How long does she want it
@MrNot_Sorry Is it you?
didnt expect to see that
@@AquaPoki she wants it 6x longer so she cab moan more 😏
@@carralwilde “is it even in”
I love how this is both a cute little game and one huge "That's what she said" joke
"It's even deeper now, don't give up"
-Wise words from a wise man
@Manic sus words from a sus man
@@HideFromIt sus words from a sussy wissy man
Edit:im joking btw if you dont know
@@moof760 sussy words from a sussy impostor
could have been a wise woman but i guess both works :d
Hol up
He should ask if you're compensating for something when you get a big sword