I remember when my Italian grandmother would make us lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce pizzas. Truly the taste of my childhood. Thank you for the recipe HowToBasic.
Making LSD in the kitchen This is a really simple recipe. It basically extracts the lysergic acid amides either from morning glory seeds or Hawaiian wood rose seeds. It can be prepared in the kitchen. 1. Grind up 150 grams of morning glory seeds or baby Hawaiian wood rose seeds. 2. In 130 cc. of petroleum ether, soak the seeds for two days. 3. Filter the solution through a tight screen, 4. Throw away the liquid, and allow the seed mush to dry. 5. For two days allow the mush to soak in 110 cc. of wood alcohol.6. 6. Filter the solution again, saving the liquid and labeling it "1." 7. Resoak the mush in 110 cc. of wood alcohol for two days. 8. Filter and throw away the mush. 9. Add the liquid from the second soak to the solution labeled "I." 10. Pour the liquid into a cookie tray and allow it to evap-orate. 11. When all the liquid has evaporated, a yellow gum re-mains. This should be scraped up and put into cap-sules. 30 grams of morning glory seeds = one trip 15 Hawaiian wood rose seeds = one trip BE VERY SURE THAT YOU BUY YOUR SEEDS FROM A SAFE PLACE. SOMETIMES SELLERS COAT IT IN DEADLY CHEMICALS! DON’T DIE.
Thank you I will definitely make this for Christmas when it comes it'll be a new dish for new years as well, everyone will love this 10/10 homemade pizza.
Some people say he is wasting all the foods in every videos he make.. Little did they know he ate all of the foods he make and nothing is wasted.. Salute this guy..
Surprisingly, this eggless video is now one of my favorites from HowToBasic, only seconds the one on how to fix a printer (which I'm emotionally attached to, having worked providing support to factories on their industry grade printers)
I love how pizza dough, pizza sauce, mushrooms, pepperoni, bacon, olives, onion, jalapeños, tomato, capsicum, pineapple and cheese all have exactly 100 calories each
I remember when my Italian grandmother would make us lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce pizzas. Truly the taste of my childhood. Thank you for the recipe HowToBasic.
A staple in Europe during tough times in the Great Depression. My grandmother in Germany was eating lettuce-potato pizza pies as well.
man i be loving my lettuce lettuce lettuce lettuce lettuce lettuce lettuce lettuce lettuce lettuce pizza lettuce lettuce maybe lettuce lettuce
no way-
What about about the lettuce-lettuce lettuce-lettuce lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce-lettuce
But what did it taste like?
Removing toppings ❌
Add more lettuce ✅
Burn lettuce ✅
They even add pineapple
@@hampter4531Eat lettuce ✅
@@100Yardstare Smash lettuce ✅
Lettuce is the main ingredient!
"That's too many calories" feels vaguely reminiscent of Papa's Pizzeria
Did you know that coca coc co COOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHH *fucking dies from papa’s game overdose*
Hehehe someone brought up flipline-
urghhh ok fine I suppose I'll play papa's pizzeria again
People still talk about that game? . . . Wow.
I haven’t seen this channel before and thought I would get a healthy pizza recipe, instead I got something much better.
This is the most legendary cooking channel ever, I used to watch it years ago
you instead made medicine. as the saying goes, laughter is the best medicine 😂
2:42 ❤❤ professional consideration 😊
Oh I'm so sorry newbie but welcome to how to basic where nothing is educational and eggs are often thrown at machines
*Grunt Moment*
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*THAT’S TOO MANY CALORIES*
2:10 THAT SCREAM THOUGH
Howtobasic didn't throw a single egg in the entire video, everyone panic
Edit: holy shit i didn't expect this comment to blow up lmao
He's been containing the egg demon very well
I mean, have you seen the prices on eggs?
the egg was an ingredient for the dough
He bought all The eggs theres none left so not possible
AHHHH, AHAHAHHHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dag+Sos+Let us+Let us+Let us+Let us+Let us
+ Eggs , plz
That's too many calories!
@@Demarion-z1wAYVUGTWSKHCLH😡
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this feels like a fitness channel making a pizza but they made the recipe up on the spot
He didn't throw a single egg, it's the apocalypse
It'll be at second time 😅
We got HowToBasic not throwing eggs before GTA 6 💀💀
apocalypse egg
I genuinely thought this was a real video and only realized what channel i clicked on around the 2:17 mark
How does one achieve such obliviousness
@@aprylzi sleep deprivation
@@ExE_9808go to sleep
LMAOO i love it when he gets more and more pissed off
Like- the pure frustration in his grunts and screams is ABSOLUTELY sending me 💀💀💀💀💀
I know right? The angry noises need to he my incoming message sound tone.
@@ChristianMarzzelCazar That should be my ringtone and my alarm clock for my phone so it sounds like someone is screaming at me while i’m sleeping 😂
I laughed my a*s off😂😂
Samsssssss
Dough + Sauce + Cheese + Cheese + Cheese + Cheese + Cheese + Cheese + Cheese + Cheese
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its not cheesy enough
Wheres the lettuce sequel
Isn't dat sapos'd ta bee a regular cheez pizza recipe/ingredient list?
I lost 500 pounds because of this video! Thanks, How To Basic!
I GAINED 10 POUNDS THAT I NEEDED TO GAIN!
THANKS HOWTOBASIC!
You either weighed as much as 3 grown men or you're literally reduced to atoms lol
I fed this to my young daughter and she lost over 100 pounds.
God rest her soul.
british pounds?
0:28 still traumatized by the pineapple incident
Agreed
The fish arguement?
is that why it was the first to become lettuce
Pineapple does belong in a pizza, add pineapple
0:26 he produced the Ñ😮
I love the noises he makes when he's notified that it has too many calories.
2:03 hearing him swear again made my day 😂😂😂
100 likes bro I… i… don’t know what to say… thanks!!!
We eatin healty with dis one🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Howtobasic Anger sounds:
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(btw thats all for his noises)
That angry sounds
Look like pizza tower
🤣🤣🤣😅🤣
Him: aghgghhhgggfgcsxexwxwghhh😡😫😩💀
bro Sounds like a bull
I use arch btw
1:14 had me dead
2:01 did I hear HowToBasic say "OH MY GOD"
I hear it too! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I now can't unhear it because of your comment
OH, MY, GOD! ****!
"OH MY GOD F**K!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:43 I love how how to basic was like: AUUHGJFKEKW and screams for incorrects calories lol
2:42 the worst part
The best part
make the video loop
This channel is so peak
WHERE ARE THE EGGS!!!
Too many calories
He cant Birth Any egg now
(He is barren now )
they are lettuce now
Gone, reduced to atoms
🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
Lettuce *there is no lettuce at start*
0:44 pineapple lettuce (pineapple🍍)
0:54 capsicum lettuce (capsicum🫑)
1:03 tomato lettuce (tomato🍅🥫
1:10 jalapeños lettuce (jalapeños)
1:18 onion lettuce (onion🧅)
1:25 olives lettuce (olives🫒🍸)
1:32 bacon lettuce (bacon🥓)
1:39 Peperoni lettuce (Peperoni🍕🌶️)
1:48 mushrooms lettuce (mushrooms🍄🍄🟫)
1:54 sauce lettuce (sauce🍝🫙🥫🛸)
2:10 cheese lettuce (cheese🧀🥯🫕🪤🍔)
2:12 DOUGH LETTUCE (🍩 ) BIG LETTUCE IN WORLD
2:23 ayo
2:26 you throw it
2:33 crispy and burnt!
2:38 lettuce pizza
2:42 I like it👍🙂↕️👏🧐🙌🫡
After all these years, i found this channel again. HELL YEAH
We are currently living in the world where nikocado lost his weight and how to basic lost his access to eggs 😱
as an Italian, i approve of this recipe. 👍
fake italian
as an part italian like 0.02% i dont approve No throw of eggs is pathetic
@itchy1281 Little off-topic, the egg throws were meant to be a edgy joke
Tho yes it's wasting food, but it's for humor
Uaa wee a pizz co la ierb
E che sí na capr
Making LSD in the kitchen
This is a really simple recipe. It basically extracts the lysergic acid amides either from morning glory seeds or Hawaiian wood rose seeds. It can be prepared in the kitchen.
1. Grind up 150 grams of morning glory seeds or baby Hawaiian wood rose seeds.
2. In 130 cc. of petroleum ether, soak the seeds for two days.
3. Filter the solution through a tight screen,
4. Throw away the liquid, and allow the seed mush to dry.
5. For two days allow the mush to soak in 110 cc. of wood alcohol.6.
6. Filter the solution again, saving the liquid and labeling it "1."
7. Resoak the mush in 110 cc. of wood alcohol for two days.
8. Filter and throw away the mush.
9. Add the liquid from the second soak to the solution labeled "I."
10. Pour the liquid into a cookie tray and allow it to evap-orate.
11. When all the liquid has evaporated, a yellow gum re-mains. This should be scraped up and put into cap-sules. 30 grams of morning glory seeds = one trip
15 Hawaiian wood rose seeds = one trip
BE VERY SURE THAT YOU BUY YOUR SEEDS FROM A SAFE PLACE. SOMETIMES SELLERS COAT IT IN DEADLY CHEMICALS!
DON’T DIE.
Cant wait for how to make lsd
Simple and easy! it has the whole family tweaking!
next how2basic video pls =D
Chat, is this real?
Gonna save this for a friend before YT deletes it.
1:36 JUST CUT IT IN HALF!
Never gets old. Hey man, been here since day 1! Keep up the good work!
Lionfield : WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
What do you mean? I'm italian and this is how we do pizza here
Lettuce make some pizza lionfield
PFF
it was amazing i would make again i loved the lettuce part
Made this for my mom and she approved! 😊
I have been on a diet recently and I love pizza I’m so glad I’m able to eat it again while being healthy
I have a watch his videos for so dang long and he still does this... I love it!
He didn’t throw an egg whatsoever, everyone panic.
Let's go for you to get 10 likes
best pizza so far, thanks for the tutorial 👍🏻❤️
1:21 I literally laughed at his rage for the next 4 rages and spit water on my iPad. 😂😂😂
grr ipad kid
this is a joke
Lol
4× 6○
Lol
OMG IPAD REALLY ?!😱😱
2:04 got me dying 🤣
RNGGHHHH NGGGGGGGH
GOD F**K
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Way better how to basic video than the past couple years worth!
This is literally my grandma when i eat a single sweet candy.👵
Looks delicious, and really easy to make. Thanks :)
0:29 bro is going to make Italians mad
Not funny
RACIST
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nuh uh >:]@@Lucycantloveu
@@Lucycantloveushut up
thank you for this awesome recipe! now i can share it with my friends who are on a diet!
Awesome! I get so much inspiration from your videos
for my channel! thanks for that :)
Babe, wake up. How To Basic has uploaded
1:32 Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce
As a pizza maker I confirm this is how you make pizza! Thanks howtobasic!
I appreciate how straightforward your explanations are.
An howtobasic video without eggs isn't an howtobasic video 😂😂😂
Wait a minute...... where's the eggs
That's too many calories
Replaced by lettuce: cause of death, That's too many calories!
2:22 i can eat that much lettuce with a little of mayo.
2:29 that scream that's funny but if you double tap left screen 10s another screen pop out even more funnier
Bro what?
He probably mean 2:09@@sepix048
You don't know lol@@sepix048
Need help? Whatever you're in the video tap it in the screen twice and go the right time I said on the comet@@sepix048
1:21 It's starting to look good.
2:15 perfect 🔥
Thank you I will definitely make this for Christmas when it comes it'll be a new dish for new years as well, everyone will love this 10/10 homemade pizza.
1:37 at least it’s halal😔
Me eating pizza ehile watching this: 😅😅😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄
But for real, i almost choked on my iced tea, it is too funny
Now I can eat healthy and not die of a heart atta- *Collapses on the ground*
Some people say he is wasting all the foods in every videos he make.. Little did they know he ate all of the foods he make and nothing is wasted.. Salute this guy..
This is my most favourite and funniest youtuber tbh😂
Don’t worry guys, he’s saving up his egg collection vault and we should be scared.
"Lettuce"!🤣 Never gets old!
No italian was harmed in the making of this video
Surprisingly, this eggless video is now one of my favorites from HowToBasic, only seconds the one on how to fix a printer (which I'm emotionally attached to, having worked providing support to factories on their industry grade printers)
Wow, i actually forgot about this channel and thought this was a normal video
I love going home and enjoying my L E T T U C E
2:10 🤣🤣🤣
As a dominoes employee, WHY DID YOU REVEAL OUR SECRET RECIPE! 🤬
Genius video! Howtobasic finnaly feels funnier again!
Lowkey love the HowToBasic narration voice
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THIS WAS A RECENT VIDEO LMAO
okay
Lionfield: 😳💀 *screaming* YOUR WASTING IT NOT APPROVED
0:29 Did I just hear PINEAPPLE?! 😵
So
Not approved 🤌🏻
@@CodyBLHRyes approved
Yeah
Too many
I LOVE THIS RECIPE!!I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT!!
One of the best.
I woke up this morning still repeating "lettuce lettuce lettuce lettuce lettuce" to myself
that scream that's funny but if you double tap left screen 10s another screen pop out even more funnier
What does that even mean
Its a bot @@LoganT547
so delicious😋😋
0:31 😂what
2:01 Got me so bad!!! 😂
No panic! This video is an appetizer while HTB guy finishes receiving the 2 trucks full of eggs.
Now this is the good stuff
Just an idea, instead of: lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, lettuce,
Have you thought about: lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, air, air, air, air, air, air, air, air, air, air, air, air, air?
It's much healthier
You could also have water for every meal!
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When i stub my toe
I actually came to see if there was a way to make a pizza with 500 calories, but left with a bellyful of laughter. Thanks!
Yes you're right....
That's impossible. NO EGGS!?!?!?!?!?
0:30 And you ruined it
He does it all the time😂
No egg :(
Thank you for this video, I really needed it, this video will go to change my whole life trajectory!
I will serve this to my kids! Thanks for giving me a perfect recipe!
LETTUCE WITH NO EGGS HOW
2:10 That's still too many calories. 😂😂😂😂😂
1:35 😂😂😂
I love how pizza dough, pizza sauce, mushrooms, pepperoni, bacon, olives, onion, jalapeños, tomato, capsicum, pineapple and cheese all have exactly 100 calories each
That's the funniest video I've ever seen. Angry scream makes me laugh. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
For Italian cooks, they would show you how to make a healthy delicious pizza
0:43 wait is that allowed?
No its not he jhst want to messed with us
Lettuce is healthy you know?
0:03 WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
No Eggs In Howtobasic Video=
P A N I C
This is a perfect example of “if it seems too good to be true, then it usually is”