A Man Was Licked By His Dog. This Is How His Organs Shut Down.

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  • Опубликовано: 8 дек 2019
  • If you have pets, and you develop flu like symptoms that are more intense than a simple viral infection, get it checked out immediately
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    This is a case of Capnocytophaga Canimorsus in a previously healthy man with no indications of immunocompromise, reported in literature. C canimorsus was first described in 1961 in a football athlete who had previously had a splenectomy and then sustained a dog bite afterwards. Symptoms appeared within days and severe sepsis was found.
    C canimorsus was originally DF-2 (dysgonic fermenter) by the US Centers for Disease Control (US CDC) before 1989 when the Capnocytophaga species are formally classified.
    C canimorsus infections are not tracked in the United States as they are rare. The Netherlands has reported less than 0.7 cases per 1 million people per year, but this reporting is subject to bias.
    In immunocompetent, healthy individuals, C canimorsus is usually handled well by the immune system. This is even in the case of animal bites. The bacteria is commonly found in dog, cat, rabbit, guinea pig mouths.
    These cases are patients who I, or my colleagues have seen. They are de-identified and many instances have been presented in more depth in an academic setting. These videos are not individual medical advice and are for general educational purposes only. I do not give medical advice over the internet, see your own physician in person for that.
    Case courtesy of Dr Chris O'Donnell, Radiopaedia . org, rID: 17375
    Case courtesy of Dr Yuri Shif, Radiopaedia . org, rID: 26330
    Profile view of a male head. Credit: Wellcome Collection
    References:
    Severe Sepsis and Septic Shock- N Engl J Med 2013; 369:840-851
    Eur J Case Rep Intern Med. 2019 Oct 9;6(10):001268. PMID 31742204
    N Engl J Med 2015; 373:642-655
    Capnocytophaga canimorsus: an emerging cause of sepsis, meningitis, and post-splenectomy
    infection after dog- Eur J Clin Microbiol Infect Dis. 2015 Jul;34(7):1271-80. PMID 25828064
    Capnocytophaga canimorsus sp. nov. (formerly CDC group DF-2), a cause of septicemia following dog bite, and C. cynodegmi sp. nov., a cause of localized wound infection following dog - J Clin Microbiol. 1989 Feb; 27(2): 231-235.
    Butler T, Weaver RE, Venkata Ramani TK, Uyeda CT, Bobo RA, Ryu JS, Kohler RB (1977) Unidentified gram-negative rod infec- tion. A new disease of man. Ann Intern Med 86:1-5
    #medicine #science #pets
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Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @kanabellhitoshi3143
    @kanabellhitoshi3143 4 года назад +3308

    A man decided to create Medical Mondays. This is how RUclips became more interesting.

  • @itsv9914
    @itsv9914 3 года назад +5700

    “A man was reading the comments, this is how he missed the whole video.”

  • @elizabethblane201
    @elizabethblane201 8 месяцев назад +1276

    I know a lady who, in her 30s, came very close to death because of a pet. She suddenly became sick with fever, weakness, and nausea. She was vomiting every minute or two. She was admitted to the hospital here in San Diego, where they ran every test known to man, except for one: meningitis. After weeks in the hospital they took out her gall bladder, thinking that would help. It didn't. She was getting weaker by the day and the hospital told her family she would likely pass away soon, as she was almost a skeleton by now. Her family made the decision to take her to her native country of Mexico, so they might try to save her there. They had to drive her as no airline would allow her as a passenger. She was admitted to the hospital in Mexico City and they began to run tests. Within a couple of hours, they came to her and asked, "Do you have a pet turtle?" She said yes, it was her daughter's pet. They told her she had meningitis caused by bacteria from a turtle. They started the correct antibiotic and within days she was almost completely well. The US doctors had not run any tests for meningitis.

    • @senorgato70
      @senorgato70 7 месяцев назад +54

      Wow. How did they know a turtle was the origin?

    • @elizabethblane201
      @elizabethblane201 7 месяцев назад +190

      @@senorgato70 I'm not sure what tests they ran, but they specifically came and asked her about having a turtle. I think there is a type of salmonella that can cause meningitis, and it is common in pet turtles.

    • @dylanryanmoore
      @dylanryanmoore 7 месяцев назад +102

      wow that's amazing. Many people including myself view America as the best in the medical field and a lot of ppl see Mexico as a very poor country. That's awesome that they figured out what some of the best doctors in the world couldn't.

    • @elizabethblane201
      @elizabethblane201 7 месяцев назад +71

      @@dylanryanmoore That was my thought also; how is it possible that the Mexican doctors, in a third-world country, solved this in a couple of hours? They were grateful she survived to raise her children. And they did get rid of the turtle, too.

    • @F.R.E.D.D2986
      @F.R.E.D.D2986 7 месяцев назад

      Doesn't Menningentis usually kill within a day or two?

  • @DevaTemple
    @DevaTemple Год назад +728

    My father died of sepsis, March 29th, 2021. He had food poisoning that went septic. His pancreas ruptured. My brother and I made it across the country 40 minutes before he died. I got to sing to him as he was dying. It was heartbreaking. I wish he had gone to the doctor sooner. People need to know the symptoms of sepsis. He didn't know. I miss him so much.

    • @AndrewCosta-sd1kt
      @AndrewCosta-sd1kt 10 месяцев назад +34

      I'm really sorry for you. I can't imagine how sad that was, I love my dad and don't know what I would do without him

    • @emiloo1973
      @emiloo1973 9 месяцев назад +21

      I am so sorry for your loss. I lost a neighbor to sepsis from a hip replacement infection. She had recovered enough to drive herself to lunch with a friend, felt ill that night and was rushed to the ER. Cascading organ failure led to her demise just hours later.

    • @truelightningstriker5803
      @truelightningstriker5803 9 месяцев назад +10

      Sorry for your loss.

    • @ManabiLT
      @ManabiLT 8 месяцев назад +17

      It can come on quickly, without previous symptoms as well. My mom had sepsis twice, and the second time she was fine, until suddenly she wasn't. Dad got up and discovered her awake but unresponsive. This was back in 2020, and ironically the pandemic may have helped her then. The ER was a ghost town, so they were able to examine and treat her quickly. (And she arrived by ambulance, that tends to speed things up.) Turned out it was caused by a urinary tract infection.
      Even though she survived it, she had a heart attack a few months later. The sepsis may have made it happen sooner, but her mom also died from a sudden heart attack around the same age, so it probably would happened before long regardless.

    • @Maxcariocadagema
      @Maxcariocadagema 8 месяцев назад +8

      was he covid vaccinated? that may have worsened his case.

  • @alahos
    @alahos 4 года назад +3654

    "A man drank pepsis. This is how he got sepsis."

  • @shuk0rina444
    @shuk0rina444 4 года назад +2663

    dog : *"mlem"*
    his organs : 👀...✌👀 ---> 💨

  • @ImpmanPDX
    @ImpmanPDX Год назад +858

    I had this disease in 2020 from a dog bite. Doctors still aren't sure why I became so desperately infected as I remain to this day more or less immuno-competent. I went in to sepsis with DIC, and I spent a week in a coma. Some parts of me took it a little more seriously than others, but in the end the largest long-term effect was kidney failure (I lost my toes to dry gangrene but I honestly don't even miss them anymore). Dialysis is a pain, but it's tolerable and I'm slated to get a transplant soon. ::edit:: Got the transplant on 7/31, one more month and I'll be out of the tough part. Thanks everyone for the well wishes and the support! I couldn't have made it without everything.

    • @pissass.8675
      @pissass.8675 Год назад +76

      You seem to have a good attitude about what happened to you, best of luck with dialysis

    • @nadinewhite993
      @nadinewhite993 Год назад +30

      What a lot for your body to handle! All the very best to you.😊

    • @valumtimes
      @valumtimes Год назад +18

      Congrats on your upcoming transplant! The waiting lists for organs can be real fucking rough.

    • @Triadii
      @Triadii Год назад +22

      Good I had childish instincts shunning me away from the dangers of dogs and their bites. I’m definitely 10x more scared of dogs now.

    • @ImpmanPDX
      @ImpmanPDX Год назад +17

      @Triadii To be fair to dogs I have a 1:3 million generic anomaly so you're not very likely to experience what I did.

  • @billydoyle6919
    @billydoyle6919 Год назад +974

    I'm a retired CC paramedic . A case that I'll never forget was a 17yr old male we were called to at a GP in 1992.
    He was alive but raging fever, and had a widespread petichial rash (Red/purple nonblanching rash). Low BP. Fast HR. Classic sepsis.
    He was alert, but deterioration was quick.
    By the time we got him to hospital, he was close to cardiac arrest. He died by the time we were back to our station. I remember his last words before he went unconscious. 'Tell mum, I'm sorry, she'll know what you mean.'
    The next day, we attended a 2nd teenager, same thing, but this lasted 1 day in ICU before dying.
    Turns out, it was Meningococcal sepsis. There was a cluster of 4 cases in our community, all from one high school.
    Never forgot how quick the clinical picture changed within an hour.
    Back then, we had limited tools to deal with this (basically just IV fluids)
    Now, we can RSI, have ventilators, inotropes, multiple IV antibiotics, fluids, blood, and better training and I think our population is more educated about early detection.

    • @urbannsquirrel
      @urbannsquirrel Год назад +92

      Did you ever find out what caused so many teenagers in your area to die from sepsis? That's too bizarre to be a coincidence.

    • @billydoyle6919
      @billydoyle6919 Год назад +174

      @@urbannsquirrel It was an outbreak of probably viral Meningococcal infection . This is pre vaccination. In the end 6 students from a local highschool were infected. They all were connected in some way.
      Meningococcal sepsis is relatively common in NZ

    • @franksnbeans7413
      @franksnbeans7413 Год назад +49

      @@billydoyle6919 one of the girls in my 5th form class died from it and it has been a lingering fear ever since. Kia ora

    • @dunnetahl
      @dunnetahl Год назад +46

      Did you ever pass on the message to his mother and find out what he meant? It almost sounds like he knew he had done something to cause the infection or something.... very ominous

    • @c1oudsky
      @c1oudsky Год назад +111

      @@dunnetahl on the other hand maybe it didn't have anything to do with his condition and he just wanted to apologize for something he did before he's gone

  • @mcpiranha2397
    @mcpiranha2397 3 года назад +2794

    "A man saw a girl at the bar. This is how I met your mother"

    • @Puffballthegoat9186
      @Puffballthegoat9186 3 года назад +61

      A man told his son something. This is how I am your father.

    • @dilciaesmeralda3986
      @dilciaesmeralda3986 3 года назад +56

      A man open a condom pack with his teeth. This is how you were born

    • @romella_karmey
      @romella_karmey 3 года назад +13

      A man leads a gay guy to the washroom. This is how I was elated.

    • @someguy654
      @someguy654 3 года назад +44

      A man has fallen into the river in lego city. This is how he was rescued.

    • @zacharyzacarallos3231
      @zacharyzacarallos3231 3 года назад +3

      Exactly

  • @superbstream8361
    @superbstream8361 4 года назад +16846

    A man was touched by an atom, this is how he exploded.

    • @JoseMartinez-qr9pj
      @JoseMartinez-qr9pj 4 года назад +124

      🤣🤣

    • @oblo7389
      @oblo7389 4 года назад +567

      **Antimatter joins the chat**

    • @thefricking5407
      @thefricking5407 4 года назад +903

      A man licked his organs this is how his dog shut down

    • @superbstream8361
      @superbstream8361 4 года назад +352

      Doggo is a 5 year old dog, presenting to the emergency room with having nausea and extreme headache. He tells the admitting nurse that his owner licked his organs.

    • @amanwithaperm5142
      @amanwithaperm5142 4 года назад +82

      One answer: KILLER QUEEN

  • @rebeccab1527
    @rebeccab1527 Год назад +944

    I had a somewhat similar emergency back in 2010, when I went from healthy to "not expected to make it" at the ICU within 3 days. Mine was "Rat Bite Fever" that I believe I caught from a recently adopted stray cat; it started out like flu too and included sepsis. I was basically the local "House" case, as the doctors scrambled to figure it out. Luckily I had a much happier outcome, but it was the most painful thing I've ever experienced (and hope to never top). If you're interested in doing an episode on it, I'm happy to provide the records (I kept photocopies of everything).

    • @ulalaFrugilega
      @ulalaFrugilega Год назад +61

      So glad you made it!

    • @patrickwester7936
      @patrickwester7936 Год назад +3

      Before I was born or after I was born?

    • @jackarmstrong8790
      @jackarmstrong8790 Год назад +34

      @@patrickwester7936 well when we’re you born

    • @Kimjongil.
      @Kimjongil. Год назад +12

      How is the cat doing now?

    • @rebeccab1527
      @rebeccab1527 Год назад +70

      @@Kimjongil. Luckily the cat was well on his way to better before I fell sick myself. He was already over 20 when I saved him and remained my absolutely doting friend for about 2 years, when he passed.

  • @brb_herding_cats
    @brb_herding_cats Год назад +38

    "Sepsis is serious". I am a nurse, and we see sepsis *all* of the time. It's terrifying how quickly patients can go from okay to dying.

    • @hypnoticuniverseofficial
      @hypnoticuniverseofficial 5 дней назад

      I went from sitting up in bed after surgery, to being assessed by an ICU team 15 minutes later. I was a nurse and I had never seen anyone go downhill so fast. That's saying something as I was a paeds nurse and kids go downhill quick! The first time I had sepsis it was much slower and I wasn't as sick, but this sure taught me not to feel so invincible!

  • @BedroomPianist
    @BedroomPianist 4 года назад +2061

    "A man breathed, this is how he exploded into a fine mist."

    • @north7764
      @north7764 4 года назад +6

      Bedroom Pianist Sounds like my luck...

    • @ebonybrown8867
      @ebonybrown8867 4 года назад +3

      Bedroom Pianist 😂😂

    • @Floccinaucinihilipilificator
      @Floccinaucinihilipilificator 4 года назад +16

      @ButtmasterFlex69 An excellent example indeed sir. Thank you for your invested demonstration.

    • @lizardfishbird
      @lizardfishbird 4 года назад +2

      This is actually the plot of Emily Suvada’s This Mortal Coil

    • @danielcasas9244
      @danielcasas9244 4 года назад

      Lmfao xD

  • @JeremyEricson
    @JeremyEricson 3 года назад +3084

    A man walked on a crack. This is what happened to his mother's back.

  • @MonkeymagicsMum
    @MonkeymagicsMum Год назад +180

    I work on a plastics ward. A patient came in for day surgery who had been licked by either his own or a neighbour's cat (he preferred not to know) and he'd ended up in ITU for weeks. Same scenario as this patient exactly. Lost both legs below the knee, several fingers too, and was having more fingers amputated as they had necrotised and sort of mummified. They looked (and sounded when he tapped them on the table) like old, blackened dry wood. The nicest guy you could hope to meet, same age as me, just 49. Probably will never work again, luckily he had a very devoted wife. I hope life treats him a bit nicer in future. He deserves it.

    • @Triadii
      @Triadii Год назад +5

      Omg pets are so dangerous 😭i wish something Like that never could have happened

    • @beautyforashes2022
      @beautyforashes2022 11 месяцев назад +31

      @@Triadii Pets are not inherently dangerous to your health. And the people who may be most at risk are usually immunocompromised in some way, shape or form. If you have a healthy immune system you shouldn't really have anything to be anxious about. Just don't let animals lick you anywhere near your face or broken skin/cuts and always wash your hands after handling or cleaning up after them.

    • @Annie-eg9xc
      @Annie-eg9xc 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@beautyforashes2022better yet. Don’t have any pet and you don’t have to worry about any of that nonsense.

    • @Annie-eg9xc
      @Annie-eg9xc 6 месяцев назад

      like your mom's when she had you lol@@J-zg5mh

    • @annihilation777
      @annihilation777 5 месяцев назад

      @@Annie-eg9xc agreed

  • @arspsychologia4401
    @arspsychologia4401 Год назад +488

    You could easily make: "A man breathed once. This is what happened to his brain." In association with carbon monoxide poisoning from living near a volcano.

    • @sparkstudies1675
      @sparkstudies1675 Год назад +11

      yeah this is why I'm not a huge fan of titling videos like this

    • @Lrizu
      @Lrizu Год назад +21

      I'm pretty sure the past of breathe is brothe

    • @gabberpiet6919
      @gabberpiet6919 Год назад +8

      @@Lrizu incorrect. its breathed

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Год назад +15

      @@sparkstudies1675 why? It's not misleading. It's your fault that you click on it

    • @saadqazi3833
      @saadqazi3833 Год назад +11

      Yes, and he’d be right. The volcano is as deadly as the dog in this case.

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 4 года назад +5119

    Me: *Opens refrigerator door*
    *Hears Chubbyemu music*
    *Closes refrigerator door immediately*

    • @harinath700
      @harinath700 4 года назад +34

      When did he speak about refrigerator

    • @leo9463065
      @leo9463065 4 года назад +381

      @@harinath700 That time someone ate spoiled pasta

    • @boaofdeath
      @boaofdeath 4 года назад +367

      A man missed his meal once
      This is how his stomach imploded

    • @chance5280
      @chance5280 4 года назад +13

      The artist is lifeformed, they are pretty chill.

    • @Trianonn
      @Trianonn 4 года назад +11

      @@chance5280 yeah. my favourite one is Frozen Hot Sauce.

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 года назад +30392

    I think this channel has convinced me to just get rid of all my organs, those things are always shutting down and causing problems for people and I don't want to be next

    • @jan-seli
      @jan-seli 4 года назад +2247

      A sasquatch watches RUclips. This is what happened to his organs

    • @davidheisnam743
      @davidheisnam743 4 года назад +1479

      I got rid of mine and I have never felt safer.

    • @Knifeys
      @Knifeys 4 года назад +611

      China joins the chat

    • @IwhowasdatXD960
      @IwhowasdatXD960 4 года назад +286

      seph *China has joined the chat*

    • @TheKennieisa10
      @TheKennieisa10 4 года назад +63

      😂😂😂

  • @DADela-ht6ux
    @DADela-ht6ux 9 месяцев назад +18

    A friend of mine died suddenly at 28yo. He was misdiagnosed at a clinic with minor sinus/bronchial infection. He didn't get better and within 2-3 days went to hospital. Turns out he had a pneumonial infection in his lungs. By the time he was admitted to the hospital, the infection had apparently started spreading to the heart. He died the next day.
    Not sure about his state of health aside from being a little over weight and a smoker. Was very sad and unexpected. RIP Chris.

  • @Sashazur
    @Sashazur Год назад +78

    My mom died from sepsis in her mid 70s, from a perforated ulcer that nobody knew about. Only two days before she felt fine. She went to the hospital as soon as she started feeling bad, but quickly went downhill. They thought it was some kind of cardiac thing at first and didn’t identify sepsis until it was too late to save her. This was a private hospital in Mexico.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад

      he's turning Black run for your safety!!!!!!

    • @saraniah
      @saraniah 8 месяцев назад +3

      That recently happened to my mother. She had to be airlifted to a special hospital with several bleeding ulcers.

  • @puresomenessd2146
    @puresomenessd2146 3 года назад +5277

    A man ate an apple, this is how his doctor died.

    • @sweetguy19762
      @sweetguy19762 3 года назад +34

      When you guys repeat this stuff it not funny, it is stupid.

    • @puresomenessd2146
      @puresomenessd2146 3 года назад +323

      @@sweetguy19762 Thanks for your input. But it most likely won't change anything.

    • @dynaury5979
      @dynaury5979 3 года назад +89

      @@sweetguy19762 and?

    • @HankSmashes
      @HankSmashes 3 года назад +10

      That made me remember that one Zach King vine.

    • @mcmilk107
      @mcmilk107 3 года назад +61

      Fun fact all his patients kept eating apples everyday causing them to keep the doctor away so he lost his job and starved to death

  • @jamesbond8540
    @jamesbond8540 4 года назад +2502

    “A man logs into youtube, this is how he got no work done”

    • @ABC-wk1pt
      @ABC-wk1pt 4 года назад +24

      y e s

    • @babushkablyattv2751
      @babushkablyattv2751 4 года назад +5

      E

    • @thefreemonk6938
      @thefreemonk6938 4 года назад +6

      Underrated

    • @mattv2956
      @mattv2956 3 года назад +27

      *A youtuber uploaded a video, this is how his entire channel was demonetized*

    • @shtzen8178
      @shtzen8178 3 года назад +6

      A man logs out and watches youtube, this is how he got work done

  • @StopMonstersInDog-CatMeatTrade
    @StopMonstersInDog-CatMeatTrade 9 месяцев назад +39

    What a great explanation for sepsis.
    Several years ago I developed severe cellulitis in my dominant hand from a really bad dog bite. I was transported to the ER and received 1 dose of IV antibiotics, as well as a full betadine soak and cleansing of the wounds. After this initial treatment in the ER, I was sent home with 2 Rx's for antibiotics and pain medicine. I didn't fill them because it was so late at night. Less than 16° after the bite & initial tx, I awoke to my hand ✋️ looking like a Big Swollen Red Gross & Extremely painful nasty infection.
    I've had years of EMS training & experience, so I was fully aware of what this meant & how serious it could get.
    I drove myself to a level 1 trauma center nearby and I was admitted within ~10 minutes after being triaged by a PA.
    Once I was up on the unit, I was given IV antibiotics, IV pain meds, and so much heprin that my tummy turned purple from the injections.
    A few days later, my liver enzymes were off, I had a CT SCAN and enlargement of my liver because of the type of antibiotics they had me on.
    So, I was switched to another drug, had to have a surgical procedure to try and drain what they thought was pus, but there wasn't any [Thank you again God] but my hand was still really really swollen & being my dominant hand, well it was pretty tough.
    The infection spread to my forearm, but after 10.5 days inpatient I was released.
    It was a very painful recovery.
    Ironically this happened ~10 years earlier when i got bit [same damn hand] while working at a dog kennel.
    I was hospitalized then too, but the wound was nowhere near as bad.
    This was a great way to really break it down & explain the A & P consequences in chronological order.
    Thanks for this!
    I feel so sad about that poor patient.
    Wow.

    • @barkingdog365
      @barkingdog365 8 месяцев назад

      God was kind to you that day. There must not have been alot going on.

    • @DemstarAus
      @DemstarAus 3 месяца назад

      What does 16 degrees later mean? 16°?

  • @Phil-nm4bc
    @Phil-nm4bc 8 месяцев назад +52

    This happened to my neighbor. Every day he shared his coffee with his dog out of the mug. He was in a medically induced coma for 3 months. He was written up in medical journals I believe mostly because he survived.

    • @MsLacieable
      @MsLacieable 7 месяцев назад +11

      The dog drank coffee??? That's weird...

    • @avonire
      @avonire 7 месяцев назад +29

      Letting your dog stick its tongue in the cup youre drinking is gross. They'll gladly eat poop off the floor sometimes

    • @11lvr11
      @11lvr11 7 месяцев назад +20

      Damn that's disgusting. I don't even kiss pets and wash my hands after touching any animal

    • @yttelbruinsma9503
      @yttelbruinsma9503 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@11lvr11same here!

    • @insomnia_o
      @insomnia_o 6 месяцев назад

      dog lover got humbled real fast

  • @popindosin228
    @popindosin228 4 года назад +2914

    Parents: You aren't ill
    Doctor: You aren't ill
    Google:

    • @Anonarchist
      @Anonarchist 4 года назад +200

      google says it's cancer, but also drug resistant super bug, but also an incredibly rare genetic disorder. luckily google says it's not lupis.

    • @bjpadz
      @bjpadz 4 года назад +103

      Checked Google for causes of dandruff and found AIDS and HIV. I mean, wtf.

    • @MiniNinja258
      @MiniNinja258 4 года назад +6

      Bee Jay Pador hahaha

    • @skywatcher458
      @skywatcher458 4 года назад +14

      Bing:

    • @ganaraminukshuk0
      @ganaraminukshuk0 4 года назад +76

      WebMD: you already died.

  • @bobmn5702
    @bobmn5702 2 месяца назад +3

    A man existed. This is how he spontaneously combusted.

  • @dappppppppt
    @dappppppppt Год назад +36

    Just been discharged from 3rd time of sepsis (first time August last year septic shock) and we just got a puppy. My downhill started before getting a pup but now I'm going to take alot more care around our pup. Thank you for sharing these

    • @chrisshepard495
      @chrisshepard495 Год назад +5

      I've had it 3 times also. It's not fun at all. Hospitalized all three times for about a week. Here is hoping you stay well 🙂

    • @LemonThyme1933
      @LemonThyme1933 11 месяцев назад +4

      I had it for the first time last summer. I was so discouraged when I learned you can have it again. I was in the hospital from May til the end of September. I'm a bit anxious now that it's May. I'm avoiding doing things like planting flowers for fear of repeat. I did buy some last night. I had Streptococcus Aureus, and no clue how I got it. It took over 90% of my body, and permanently damaged parts of the spine. When I was discharged, they feared that some could hide in the bones to reappear later.

    • @Annie-eg9xc
      @Annie-eg9xc 6 месяцев назад +4

      Why even get a pup after going through sepsis. That’s really stupid.

    • @dappppppppt
      @dappppppppt 6 месяцев назад

      @Annie-eg9xc no thats what your unnecessary comment is dear 🥰

    • @Annie-eg9xc
      @Annie-eg9xc 6 месяцев назад +1

      Ok, then get sepsis again and don't complain on youtube lol@@dappppppppt

  • @arvurebantra7639
    @arvurebantra7639 4 года назад +19437

    A doctor made a RUclips channel, this is how his viewers got anxiety...

    • @hadbetterdays8118
      @hadbetterdays8118 4 года назад +231

      😂 almost made the anxiety go away

    • @user-md3nv8he7x
      @user-md3nv8he7x 4 года назад +390

      A commentor looked like a furry, this is how one brave man retaliated

    • @ljgfb
      @ljgfb 4 года назад +32

      LMFAO

    • @memphis1780
      @memphis1780 4 года назад +108

      i have massive anxiety because of this stuff lmao

    • @asianman3455
      @asianman3455 4 года назад +10

      McDonald's Employee LOL

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon 3 года назад +7069

    damn it bro, You made me stop having nachos, sushi, and even black liquorish yet now I can't even play with my dog

  • @kristinjoni
    @kristinjoni 8 месяцев назад +10

    I got sepsis from nursing my daughter. She was teething and accidentally bit me. I got an infection and (since it had happened once before) I waited it out. The next morning I was a super high fever. I felt like I was freezing and took a shower and knew I couldn’t drive. I went to the OBGYN and they didn’t know why after Motrin and Tylenol the fever kept increasing. I slept in the waiting room all day. Finally they sent me to the hospital and said it was sepsis. The only antibiotic that would treat it was (ironically) the only one I was allergic to- vancomycin. They had to give me several other antibiotics and massive doses of clindamycin (which made my mouth taste like metal). My vision was blurred and never recovered. It took me quite a while to feel like myself again. That was horrible.

    • @jacquelinekenknight9280
      @jacquelinekenknight9280 14 дней назад

      Well now I know I won’t be breastfeeding once they cut teeth. Thanks! 😂

  • @Manny-zk4xe
    @Manny-zk4xe 9 месяцев назад +20

    A friend of my mom's actually went through much of what JD did, all after her pup licked her nose! She survived after intense care in the hospital, but her story certainly left an impression on us 😳 20 years later and I still won't let my cat lick my arm let a lone my face lol

  • @Puddinrin
    @Puddinrin 4 года назад +1825

    I fed my cat 5 minutes late. This is how she ruined my life.

    • @shihabshahriar1438
      @shihabshahriar1438 4 года назад +2

      How?

    • @SeanVito
      @SeanVito 4 года назад +20

      I can relate. Cats are assholes. They make you think u own them. Quite the opposite

    • @anthia1156
      @anthia1156 4 года назад +9

      @@SeanVito They make you think you OWE them you mean...

    • @The-nb5mm
      @The-nb5mm 4 года назад +3

      @@SeanVito choose dogs :)

    • @joec8750
      @joec8750 4 года назад +6

      I love cats but have to admit they are kinda evil... in an adorable way

  • @Alpha-Kenny-Body
    @Alpha-Kenny-Body 3 года назад +2155

    man: **gets licked by his own dog**
    organs: (windows shutdown sound)

    • @lucers6941
      @lucers6941 2 года назад +20

      best comment

    • @yashbhatt5373
      @yashbhatt5373 2 года назад +78

      Why did i hear that exact sound in my ears

    • @Nikthehermit
      @Nikthehermit 2 года назад +9

      @@yashbhatt5373 same

    • @microbiologeest
      @microbiologeest 2 года назад +16

      I feel bad for laughing 🖐️😭

    • @avacato1705
      @avacato1705 2 года назад +5

      Lol but I kinda feel bad

  • @AngelaSmith_1970
    @AngelaSmith_1970 7 месяцев назад +7

    I’ve had the kind of dry gangrene shown due to lack of blood circulation because of 3 different pressors needed to keep me alive 😢 I was in respiratory failure and septic shock from MRSA-pneumonia. I spent 5 weeks in the hospital and I’m just extremely grateful to the literal teams of doctors and nurses and the various therapists that helped get me better and get me back home 😢🙏🏽🥰

    • @littlerat760
      @littlerat760 7 месяцев назад

      glad you're doing better now :)

  • @babsflynn8245
    @babsflynn8245 Год назад +49

    this happened to a woman in Ireland with her dog or who's dog it was but the sad part about that story was she left her 4 kids behind imagine that

  • @Dorito_Djinn
    @Dorito_Djinn 4 года назад +1747

    I'm sorry but these titles are hilarious to me.
    "A Man Gently Extended His Index Finger. This Is How Every Bone In His Body Shattered At Once."

    • @shinji5217
      @shinji5217 4 года назад +60

      Liked wit my pinky

    • @AssistantCoreAQI
      @AssistantCoreAQI 4 года назад +56

      @@shinji5217
      Whippity Whine, Your Bones Are Now Mine.

    • @malnutritionboy
      @malnutritionboy 4 года назад +6

      oh wow you're late to the party

    • @Bigfluffydragongaming
      @Bigfluffydragongaming 4 года назад +13

      A man stubbed his toe after getting up after playing Fortnite for 5 hours which made his feet fall asleep which is pretty annoying a terrible tbh...
      This is what happened to his cat.

    • @xVadRay
      @xVadRay 4 года назад +8

      But we love those titles

  • @Questionable_Content
    @Questionable_Content 4 года назад +5347

    “JD was improving for several days.”
    Me: “alright good.”
    “JD now has gangrene in all 4 of his limbs.”
    Me: “WHAT?! When did that happen?!”
    “The Ancient Egyptians thought that the brain was disgusting.”
    Me: “???”

    • @akmalagassi7711
      @akmalagassi7711 4 года назад +428

      Yeah, i know that part is quite sketchy and sort of jumping out of nowhere. But i think it serves as the introduction of sepsis.

    • @SchmegmaOnToast
      @SchmegmaOnToast 4 года назад +54

      Literally and figuratively

    • @yannisconstantinides7767
      @yannisconstantinides7767 4 года назад +82

      @@akmalagassi7711 Maybe it would have made more sense after. Like "another example of a culture thinking this would be ..."

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 4 года назад +62

      well, at least they didn't think it was just useless stuffing

    • @norasyikinali6283
      @norasyikinali6283 4 года назад +43

      Haha no wonder I got confused from the sepsis talk. For some reason it turned to ancient medical history instead 😂.

  • @stephenvanburen1818
    @stephenvanburen1818 Год назад +9

    This story is crazy! Evry time it seemed like he may have beaten something a new problem or complication occurred. I was rooting for him to come out the other side with nothing permanent.

  • @OlJarhead
    @OlJarhead 11 месяцев назад +3

    I’ve always thought that letting a dog lick you on he mouth was disgusting.

  • @burntbacn
    @burntbacn 2 года назад +4021

    "A man spent 1 minute on Twitter. This is what happened to his will to live."

    • @sachinfulsunge9977
      @sachinfulsunge9977 2 года назад +79

      Please stop lmao

    • @YTChannel344
      @YTChannel344 2 года назад +81

      Agreed, Twitter is just too toxic.

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 2 года назад +86

      *he got canceled immediately*

    • @limegreen7756
      @limegreen7756 2 года назад +20

      Getting cancelled any% speedrun. WR is 0.2 seconds.

    • @mariajw4803
      @mariajw4803 2 года назад +13

      Some days are good other days hell. You have to be really picky with who you follow.

  • @dariuszwodarczyk3193
    @dariuszwodarczyk3193 4 года назад +1396

    "Man was alive - this is how he started dying"

    • @nosleepjones4551
      @nosleepjones4551 3 года назад +29

      By living

    • @flowerofash4439
      @flowerofash4439 3 года назад +12

      @@nosleepjones4551 hmmm interesting

    • @oofgang7756
      @oofgang7756 3 года назад +5

      Well, shit.

    • @bluesusername
      @bluesusername 3 года назад +12

      @@nosleepjones4551 wow thank you! this was very, very interesting to read indeed. It was a very detailed explanation! At first, I was confused, but now I see the meaning of life. Thank you so much for this
      what the hell am i doing with my life

    • @nosleepjones4551
      @nosleepjones4551 3 года назад +7

      @@bluesusername I don't know how to respond to that I love the sarcasm dude lol

  • @CruelestChris
    @CruelestChris 7 месяцев назад +4

    A man got out of bed in the morning. This is how his skeleton exploded and his liver invaded his big toe.

  • @dignitywoo2955
    @dignitywoo2955 Год назад +18

    I feel so sorry for this guy, he just wanted to have a good time with his pets that loved him and wanted to show it. And when he became ill he suffered so much from different bacteria and fungi, developed gangrene and brain damage in the state that he just couldn't no longer have a chance to live somewhat normal life. Poor soul, wish he will meet his dogs in the heaven at some moment.

    • @franznarf
      @franznarf 10 месяцев назад

      French kissing a beast that licks its own bum doesn't deserve much sympathy

  • @xearthboundx
    @xearthboundx 4 года назад +1312

    A person clicked on this video, this is how he built a phobia for being alive.

    • @crystalmckinney3151
      @crystalmckinney3151 4 года назад +10

      Lol!

    • @Shadow_Drip
      @Shadow_Drip 4 года назад +4

      true so trueTrue

    • @astrithr81
      @astrithr81 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @SeanVito
      @SeanVito 4 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @10Exahertz
      @10Exahertz 4 года назад +10

      yo right, now im always waiting for the music to start and for chubbyemu to start narrating. I gotta go to the doctor soon now man lmaoooo

  • @jackwaibel8812
    @jackwaibel8812 3 года назад +1579

    A man played catch with his daughter
    This is how his cousin’s flamingo disintegrated

  • @railscenes4959
    @railscenes4959 9 месяцев назад +3

    Last year I had pneumonia and sepsis before leaving on a road trip driving my camper van cross country. I felt great, but my wife thought I was not well enough. She always worries too much, so I thought.
    That first afternoon I drove from Portland, OR, clear across the state to Ontario, OR. I felt OK, but dehydrated. So I stopped at a big truck stop to fuel and get iced tea, then sleep there in my van. I hadn’t had a bowel movement for a few days. Should have know as that is Unusual for my system.
    I never felt any pain nor shortness of breath.
    As I walked into the truck stop cafe I fell backwards and knocked out on the pavement. Fortunately someone called 911. The only thing I recall is the EMT crew picking me up off the pavement and loading me into their ambulance. I spent the night in the Ontario hospital. Apparently they didn’t check for pneumonia or infection but fed me a good breakfast. So I told them I felt great. So they called a shuttle van to go back to my van. On the road again and drove east on I-84 clear past Boise, ID , to a truck stop with a good cafe, Boise Stage Stop. I went into the back of my van to change clothes as I was getting hot. Fortunately the van windows were open as I was too weak to get up after laying down. So someone heard me holler for help and called 911.
    Again I passed out and don’t even recall how they got my weak body out of the van. They took me to St. Luke Hospital in Boise, ID, where they tested me for sure and found the pneumonia and sepsis. I don’t even recall that until the doctor told me, must have been the next day.
    They also kept me isolated in the far end of the ward and wouldn’t let me out without help. They had a constant flow of IV anti-biotic fluids. I was there for 6 days and would not let me out until my Methodist minister drove over with another church friend to drive me home with my camper van.
    Those lovely sweet nurses wanted to keep me there another 2 weeks! (Must have been the doctor tho) But they released me to adult supervision🥴 to go home.
    A year later I’m doing OK but paying more attention to my own health and will listen to my wife if she says I don’t look well. I’m still weak but have other health issues after beating cancer 15 years ago and spine surgery for neuropathy.

  • @vincemarenger7122
    @vincemarenger7122 9 месяцев назад +2

    A man woke up on the wrong foot. This is how his balls exploded

  • @shalomantony
    @shalomantony 4 года назад +718

    Dog: _licks owner_
    Owner's body: I see you've chosen *_DEATH_*

    • @toni6175
      @toni6175 4 года назад +2

      @808 slaps by commenting

    • @gz2829
      @gz2829 4 года назад

      I just laughed in class

  • @Valdagast
    @Valdagast 4 года назад +1588

    "The point of this video is not to scare anyone of their animals."
    Well, you did it anyway.

    • @hiyapal7719
      @hiyapal7719 4 года назад +9

      Valdagast Eh, I live for my fur babies, so... it's fine. ❤

    • @TheShani2012
      @TheShani2012 4 года назад +69

      I had pet dogs for 30 years. never I have let them lick my face. Animals have germs. Love is not about licking and sleeping with animals. Its taking care of them.

    • @blugaledoh2669
      @blugaledoh2669 4 года назад +19

      @@TheShani2012 Everyone have germ

    • @strange144
      @strange144 4 года назад +30

      @@blugaledoh2669 People don't generalle lick all sorts of stuff (including other dog's butts) and then lick my face though. I mean, not that I let dogs lick my face either (the thought alone, ew) but still.

    • @farmgirlre4634
      @farmgirlre4634 4 года назад +6

      @@TheShani2012 I kiss them and drink and smoke and well, a vegan.....might as well go out happy with no limbs and no brain

  • @ogamiitto999
    @ogamiitto999 Год назад +2

    Thank you Doctor B. for sharing your knowledge with the world!

  • @groza7094
    @groza7094 Год назад +4

    I absolutely loved your historical recap, insanely interesting especially the Egyptian hieroglyphs

  • @yazanmahafza490
    @yazanmahafza490 4 года назад +1972

    Him:”..Mitochondria..”
    Me: oh he’s going to say it, SAY IT
    Him: “power house of the cell”
    Me : there it is, my complete knowledge of biology

    • @rojorohr4723
      @rojorohr4723 4 года назад +78

      a minute later, your organs shut down...

    • @mandirarai1215
      @mandirarai1215 4 года назад +26

      when he said mitochondria I thought "power house of the cell" and then he said it. XD

    • @mjc3206
      @mjc3206 4 года назад +5

      I have a pin that says ‘mitocondria, the powerhouse of the cell’ that I take out whenever I’m in bio.

    • @stringxa
      @stringxa 4 года назад +5

      All your 7th grade science teachers are shook-

    • @yazanmahafza490
      @yazanmahafza490 4 года назад +8

      Adventist I’m actually a 4th year medical student in the Hashemite university, that’s why I’m interested in this channel, I just made the comment for the memes lol

  • @gakni4okni727
    @gakni4okni727 3 года назад +3445

    A scientist turned himself into a pickle. This is what happened to the internet

  • @Mr-Farts
    @Mr-Farts Год назад +5

    “A man sneezed, this is what happened to everything in his life”

  • @jadedmonk7001
    @jadedmonk7001 Год назад

    Bravo, Dr👏One of your most chock-full-of-good info as well as intense videos yet. Imho. Love your channel.❤

  • @ambasfamily
    @ambasfamily 3 года назад +921

    A kid was looking at the comments. This is how he got depression.

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 3 года назад +20

      That's depressing. (Ba dum tiss)

    • @feather6502
      @feather6502 3 года назад +7

      A kid jumped off a building. This is how he was rushed to the hospital. (Please don’t commit suicide, depressed people, it will get better.)

    • @Goobiwann
      @Goobiwann 3 года назад +2

      A girl had depression
      This is why she looks at comments

    • @Mr_hedges
      @Mr_hedges 3 года назад

      I don't understand this comment

    • @colossaltitan2400
      @colossaltitan2400 3 года назад +2

      Nah, its not the comments its the replies

  • @SlayCC
    @SlayCC 3 года назад +15124

    A person inhales air, this is how 2020 happened

  • @lockdot2
    @lockdot2 Год назад +9

    In 2018, my Grandma, age 89, on Thanksgiving was nauseous, and passing out. Called the ambulance, they took her in, she had a fever too. And put a pacemaker in as her heart wasn't doing good. She improved for about 2 days, then got very bad pain in her stomach, and only got worse. About a week passed by, and the nursing home she was recovering in finally took her back to the hospital, and I don't know the full story from here, as I couldn't stand watching her like that, so I stayed away. But she got septic shock, and passed.
    This reminds me of that. But how it started was different.

  • @hackyjacksgaming693
    @hackyjacksgaming693 Год назад +3

    Boy breathed oxygen
    This is how his nose exploded

  • @mariovanderwal1695
    @mariovanderwal1695 4 года назад +660

    This poor man just won the infection lottery 20 times in a row

  • @chocolat917
    @chocolat917 3 года назад +2610

    Me: *watches this video then nervously looks over at my dog*
    Dog: *licks lips*

  • @jiley5572
    @jiley5572 Год назад +3

    "Metricondera is the powerhouse of the cell"
    Wonderful thing in a video about a man who was in a constant fight for his life.

  • @blancakamp3138
    @blancakamp3138 8 месяцев назад +1

    Extraordinarily well delivered. Thank you.
    A serious caveat.

  • @greyisanicecolour4268
    @greyisanicecolour4268 4 года назад +1261

    A doctor became a youtuber.
    this is what happened to his comments section.

    • @justinbiggs1005
      @justinbiggs1005 4 года назад +2

      Ah yes. 69 likes. Lol

    • @anthonyscali8013
      @anthonyscali8013 4 года назад +30

      CE was a 25 year old man presenting to the emergency room with youtuberemia, youtube means youtube and -emia means presence in blood,
      youtube presence in blood.

    • @jan-nn9ix
      @jan-nn9ix 4 года назад

      Good one😆

    • @maowriter3463
      @maowriter3463 4 года назад +1

      Next up is 420
      Edit: Damn already passed it, I guess 666 is next?

    • @sbtopzzzlg7098
      @sbtopzzzlg7098 4 года назад

      ‹ Jînx › way to 666

  • @a1r592
    @a1r592 4 года назад +1238

    Me: _reheats a meal from yesterday_
    My brain: “just like in the chubbyemu video”

    • @EmulatorNoob
      @EmulatorNoob 4 года назад +44

      Me: *starts eating furiously hoping for the sweet release of death*

    • @AngstRiddenAnnoyance
      @AngstRiddenAnnoyance 4 года назад +39

      Dude I ate some old pasta the other night and fully expected to die

    • @chloroxbleach8561
      @chloroxbleach8561 4 года назад +12

      @@AngstRiddenAnnoyance I deadass ate overcooked soggy pasta at a McDonald's and fully expected to die.

    • @mjc3206
      @mjc3206 4 года назад +12

      AngstRiddenAnnoyance I had three day old pasta the other day and expected death to welcome me with open arms and this morning my brother had mouldy bread (he cut the parts with visible mould off) and I’m waiting for death

    • @arcangelmaaze7804
      @arcangelmaaze7804 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jaaniece1840
    @jaaniece1840 10 месяцев назад +1

    Im so glad i stumbled across this video i have lupus and had thrombosis and cytopenia everything you described they told me i have SLE ill be showing this video to my doctor asap cause they always tell me look it up and have never sat down to explain it as medical professionals

  • @oogerbooger8yearsand105
    @oogerbooger8yearsand105 4 года назад +1381

    A man consumed a glass of water. This is how his organs shut down.

    • @ddsjgvk
      @ddsjgvk 4 года назад +73

      A baby was born. This is how it died.

    • @That_One_Guy...
      @That_One_Guy... 4 года назад +36

      A man has breathed the oxygen, this is how his lung shut down

    • @corona4700
      @corona4700 4 года назад +15

      A man ran for 10 seconds. This is how his heart stopped.

    • @Unyt
      @Unyt 4 года назад +8

      A man has existed. This is how he exists

    • @bananas4sale
      @bananas4sale 4 года назад +5

      This is how fortnite died. This is how cancer was cured.

  • @avianm.1346
    @avianm.1346 4 года назад +990

    jd: i’m kinda feeling bette-
    the 13 other infections: *we’re just getting started baby*

    • @justinbiggs1005
      @justinbiggs1005 4 года назад +67

      *Antibiotics kill bacterial infection
      Jd: oh boy. I'm feeling much better
      Candida yeast: that's where you're wrong kiddo

    • @rackelnicolee
      @rackelnicolee 4 года назад +4

      F

    • @rike12octavia14
      @rike12octavia14 4 года назад +3

      LOL

    • @tredI9100
      @tredI9100 4 года назад +2

      o h n o

    • @tredI9100
      @tredI9100 4 года назад +1

      God no

  • @TarotMom86
    @TarotMom86 11 месяцев назад +3

    I had a strange medical episode in 2018 that drs still have no clue why it even happened. I got chicken pox (even though I had it as a child,) and 3 other infections t hat developed over the course of a few days. It started with a panic attack then i developed a mild fever. I figured it was just my body being overwhelmed from the panic attack as it was a major one so at first I thought nothing of it. Couple days later, I felt worse, and found 2 small blister-like itchy bumps. I honestly didn't remember what chicken pox looked like, and didn't think that would have been it anyway since I had already had it as a kid. Was always told you can't get it again.
    So, I went to urgent care, got swabbed for flu and strep. all negative. sent home to treat my symptoms, and told i'd be fine in a few days. 3 days later, I went to the ER and was told I was septic, had chicken pox, folliculitis, thrush, and another infection that I can't remember the name of. The nurse told me that if I had waited even until that evening to go to the ER I wouldn't have survived. That was truly one of the scariest things I have ever heard from someone. Drs still have no clue why it happened to me. I was in the hospital for a week in isolation. I hope that never happens again.

  • @georgiascarlett9679
    @georgiascarlett9679 6 месяцев назад +2

    Its so scary that when one of your organs starts to fail, the rest of the body follows so soon after. My mum recently died of liver disease which was a similar story.

  • @xx-ph5ml
    @xx-ph5ml 4 года назад +833

    Chubbyemu: *exists
    Internal Organs: I dont feel so good

    • @attie1979
      @attie1979 4 года назад +17

      The organs instantly shut down

    • @yoyomaho
      @yoyomaho 4 года назад

      LOOOOL! hahahah

    • @declanedmison5442
      @declanedmison5442 4 года назад +5

      A man made a comment about internal organs. This is how his internal organs shut down.

  • @christiand4198
    @christiand4198 4 года назад +1607

    “A man blinked.......... *this is how every cell in his body exploded* ”

    • @hopefulbongo8770
      @hopefulbongo8770 4 года назад +22

      dont hate on my driving this seems about right

    • @ilikecats310
      @ilikecats310 4 года назад +14

      Killer queen has already touched your cells

    • @bittersweetlime4756
      @bittersweetlime4756 4 года назад +3

      You acctually made me laugh bro XD

    • @jasonhake5502
      @jasonhake5502 4 года назад +1

      A man existed for 23 years straight, this is how he completely imploded

    • @apollogize1132
      @apollogize1132 4 года назад +2

      Explosion!

  • @aliciahawkins114
    @aliciahawkins114 8 месяцев назад +3

    I had a rare bacterial meningitis in 2019 and it caused swelling of my brain and stroke and heart attack also had to learn to walk again. It is not from my dog licking me it was from picking up shell at beach which was a african land snail and they carry the rat lungworm virus which causes deadly meningitis

  • @fbbWaddell
    @fbbWaddell 9 месяцев назад +4

    That man let his dog eat off his spoon and then put the same spoon back in his mouth. I can almost guarantee it. I see people do this all the time with their dogs and cats and I'm always shocked because that's like french kissing your pet. It's weird. Also, if you are bitten or scratched by your pet and you notice a red line ANYWHERE on your body afterward, draw a line on where the redline begins and ends with a pen or marker and immediately go to the hospital. Do not wait until the morning. Do not wait until after work. Do not wait until you get a babysitter. Go to the hospital immediately the way you would for a stroke. A delay will kill you.

    • @secinject814
      @secinject814 3 месяца назад

      Yes, especially the red line. I remember waking up in the middle of the night and just "not feeling well". My mom looked at me and noticed a red line going up my forearm (She's a long-time nurse) so that meant immediately to the hospital. Have an IV put in my hand with a board/straps to hold it in place, and had that for 3 days (didn't need to stay in hospital, they said return if the line continues or symptoms worsen). The red line was about 1/3 of the way up my bicep (before the hospital) and I don't remember seeing it the night before I went to bed. Doc and my mom said if that red line reaches your heart it's like a bomb going off. For anyone reading the red line is basically a blood poisoning/infection and if that gets to your heart well it gets pumped all over your body then you're really in for a ride.

  • @DanMan
    @DanMan 3 года назад +5479

    i feel like i understand everything and nothing at the same time

    • @alanzeng9144
      @alanzeng9144 3 года назад +38

      yes same

    • @isaacwebb6086
      @isaacwebb6086 3 года назад +14

      Thanks Dan

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 3 года назад +10

      I feel the same here.

    • @grphicnature
      @grphicnature 3 года назад +8

      yep

    • @mcnuggies3852
      @mcnuggies3852 3 года назад +1

      Hi dan big fan and also I didnt even know he meant in the video can you make the same thing but for dummies

  • @alecjo2307
    @alecjo2307 4 года назад +777

    A woman ate at McDonald's, this is how she got pregnant.

    • @volkryn
      @volkryn 4 года назад +59

      People eating at Macdonald are most likely infertile.

    • @yangelisha8417
      @yangelisha8417 4 года назад +4

      IM DED

    • @DrCrazeKill
      @DrCrazeKill 4 года назад +21

      Conclusion-McNut

    • @puffonxe_9529
      @puffonxe_9529 4 года назад +6

      Sounds like a legit "ACTUALLY HAPPENED" video

    • @hellogoodbye1285
      @hellogoodbye1285 4 года назад +1

      My mom got pregnant too

  • @memoi5917
    @memoi5917 11 месяцев назад

    Awesome video, very easy to understand, complete and thorough explanation. Thank you.

  • @amyh9512
    @amyh9512 8 месяцев назад +3

    This guy is the rod serling of medical horror stories

  • @isaiasperez2018
    @isaiasperez2018 4 года назад +1153

    These titles are awesome, they're like:
    "An old lady was knitting a sweater, this is how her intestines came out of her ears"

    • @KirbzYyY
      @KirbzYyY 4 года назад +53

      First time?

    • @KirbzYyY
      @KirbzYyY 4 года назад +25

      @Prowler Cam You got it backwards but it's k

    • @tinidor08
      @tinidor08 4 года назад +29

      A 33 year old man counted sheep this is how he became a dragon

    • @elusiverobertdenby3000
      @elusiverobertdenby3000 4 года назад +10

      These comments are killing me 😂

    • @scrappydoogal804
      @scrappydoogal804 4 года назад +2

      This poor guy who died from his dog's lick☹

  • @TheFemaleBassist
    @TheFemaleBassist 4 года назад +932

    Me: Peacefully scrolling through youtube
    Chubby Emu: *A person did this perfectly normal thing you do on a daily basis. This is how they suffered a slow and painful death.*

    • @maxm6615
      @maxm6615 4 года назад +81

      Also Chubby Emu: *this person did something really damn stupid because of illness. This is how they survived but were messed up.*

    • @AndyHappyGuy
      @AndyHappyGuy 4 года назад +5

      True.

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 4 года назад +21

      Also Emu: *medical meme shows up on screen for about 0.1 attoseconds*

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 4 года назад +6

      @@maxm6615 you mean something super stupid, got messed up but made a full recovery

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 4 года назад +8

      kissing a dog is not a normal thing

  • @Bananica-or8jy
    @Bananica-or8jy 14 дней назад +2

    A man blinked too fast, this is what happened to his intestines.

  • @eladon19153
    @eladon19153 Год назад +3

    After this, I dont think this will be as absurd- "A guy breathed. This is how his heart failed"

  • @ShrodingeRen
    @ShrodingeRen 4 года назад +683

    "Did you kiss your dog?"
    "Yes"
    "What did it cost?"
    "My organs"

  • @MB32904
    @MB32904 3 года назад +1323

    "a guy died, this is how he survived"

    • @disguysaysda4708
      @disguysaysda4708 3 года назад +1

      Oopsie 🪦 ripperino

    • @dsi2867
      @dsi2867 3 года назад +34

      "Unfortunately, I died"
      "..."
      "but I lived!"

    • @amymcdonnell5084
      @amymcdonnell5084 3 года назад +12

      I mean thats technically possible if someone is declared braindead

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 3 года назад +9

      My dad has died before after his heart stopped and they restarted it after a car accident.

    • @cptray-steam
      @cptray-steam 3 года назад

      probably a true story.

  • @a34rwl
    @a34rwl 3 месяца назад +1

    A Man started to raise a finger and announce 'Presenting to the Emergency Room' every time someone complained of an illness or ailment.

    • @Lyzwyzrd
      @Lyzwyzrd 2 месяца назад

      This is what happened to his subscriber count.

  • @skyerobinson4148
    @skyerobinson4148 8 месяцев назад +2

    A lady just passed away yesterday from this bacteria in our town. Her friends dog chomped her finger by accident when going for a toy. 😢

  • @TSfed
    @TSfed 3 года назад +486

    A man got rejected in art school, this is how he started World War II

  • @yez1111
    @yez1111 4 года назад +1502

    a kid stepped on a crack
    *This is what happened to his mother's back*

    • @videotoblin
      @videotoblin 4 года назад +32

      42 year old JM reported to the emergency room with severe back pains and an unusually stiff back.

    • @tiashadrows3469
      @tiashadrows3469 4 года назад +13

      Hey Hey
      I think that kid is called timy
      Turner

    • @wolfishthrone71yt67
      @wolfishthrone71yt67 4 года назад +4

      Copied though

    • @omarali262
      @omarali262 4 года назад +4

      This is probably a repost but I laughed hard lmao

    • @melikechoc0
      @melikechoc0 4 года назад +9

      a kid stepped on a line
      *this is what happened to his father's spine*

  • @Poppetje75
    @Poppetje75 9 месяцев назад +3

    I've never understood why people let themselves be licked in the face by a dog who usually licks his genitals or ass. And then dog lovers dare to say that a dog has no harmful bacteria in its mouth because of its high immune system.

  • @SabreenSyeed
    @SabreenSyeed 6 месяцев назад +1

    This was the most dramatic medical video on RUclips. 😄 Almost gave me anxiety till I remembered I don't even have pets. Thanx for sharing this info.

  • @lxverdant1837
    @lxverdant1837 4 года назад +207

    You: _Hears the word "Mitochondria"_
    What you immediately think: _"Mitochondria IS THE POWERHOUSE of the cell”_

    • @napatora
      @napatora 4 года назад +19

      he did it, the absolute madman

    • @maxm6615
      @maxm6615 4 года назад +1

      And Rihonna thinks she has something against it

    • @declanedmison5442
      @declanedmison5442 4 года назад

      letter h No, 7th grade

  • @jtbayliss1005
    @jtbayliss1005 4 года назад +769

    Humans: *Drinks/Eats slightly too much of anything*
    Liver and kidneys: *Coffin dance ensues*

    • @NurseSnow2U
      @NurseSnow2U 4 года назад +7

      JT Bayliss 😂😂😂

    • @oknice4379
      @oknice4379 3 года назад +10

      I thought the other reply would be something like:
      Actually yes, precedes to write a whole essay on why this is true

    • @racetrip13
      @racetrip13 3 года назад

      Wrong video.

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 3 года назад +3

      Lmao coffin dance is so good.
      Im booking them for my funeral asap. I better be shakin in ma coffin bich!

    • @enderlynxwilloze7935
      @enderlynxwilloze7935 3 года назад

      JT Bayliss humanity is slowly destroying itself

  • @Theactualcurrentsea
    @Theactualcurrentsea 6 месяцев назад +1

    Never seen so many likes, but it is well deserved. I always like videos that cause me to creep into Psychosis.
    43 year old male, PRESENTING TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, with paranoid schizophrenia, lack of sleep, and malnourished due to fear of everything you eat, now with a dead dog.

  • @seankhaielcas
    @seankhaielcas 19 дней назад +2

    A man breathed air for 5 seconds, this is what happened to his lungs

  • @TheGlowingBeansGuy
    @TheGlowingBeansGuy 4 года назад +1138

    Dog: *lick*
    All of this mans organs: I have decided that I want to die

    • @whiny_rascal6898
      @whiny_rascal6898 4 года назад +9

      *guess i’ll die*

    • @fkssjs
      @fkssjs 4 года назад +6

      Suicide is badass

    • @Riwillion
      @Riwillion 4 года назад +2

      "K imma head out."

    • @fishsauce2221
      @fishsauce2221 4 года назад +17

      Guess the dog loved him to death.

    • @That_Guy-
      @That_Guy- 4 года назад +4

      What sort of dog did he have, a komodo dragon?

  • @yonderyt5721
    @yonderyt5721 4 года назад +1618

    A Man Stubbed His Toe
    This Is How His Carpet Got Pregnant

  • @nilufar2011
    @nilufar2011 7 месяцев назад

    Greatly appreciate the absolutely great job author of the video did🙏🏻❤️ Well done 👍🏻

  • @tashaberg1906
    @tashaberg1906 Год назад +1

    Your videos always fascinate me! I love getting to learn about how the body works. Helps me stay aware lol.

  • @KateCarew
    @KateCarew 4 года назад +288

    “Returned to his family for processions”
    Well shit, I thought he was gonna pull through despite the quadruple amputations and brain damage.

    • @acesarge2
      @acesarge2 4 года назад +57

      Sometimes dead is better.

    • @KateCarew
      @KateCarew 4 года назад +16

      acesarge2 100%
      At his age he most likely would’ve had a horrible time with therapy. The amputations OR Braun damage could’ve been managed but not all it :(
      It was a euphemism I hadn’t heard before, I’ll have to use it 🙏🏻

    • @bochen1079
      @bochen1079 4 года назад +17

      Id wanna die if I was him

    • @Mojo4927
      @Mojo4927 4 года назад +5

      @@acesarge2 The soil of a man's heart is stonier, Louis.

  • @ccziv
    @ccziv 11 месяцев назад

    I enjoy your posts so much! Especially the history you include. The one in a million, devastating infection? This is aka Monday in the unit.