There's also a funny interaction featuring Jax and Reptile. Jax: I'm locked and loaded. Reptile: Only cowards use firearms. Jax: But spitting on people's okay?
Geras will continue the tradition in MK11! 🤣 *GERAS:* Submit your tribe to Kronika. *BARAKA:* Tarkatans do not submit, Geras! *GERAS:* It is their entire history...
My reaction. 🤣 www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DU9VBBn_K5cs&ved=0ahUKEwiQpZmsmZPgAhXKs1kKHXVCD28Qo7QBCB4wAA&usg=AOvVaw1l4DXs3mgeNHPuOkQBDAYu
Cassie: *Triborg, huh? What are you, Swedish?* Triborg: *My human origins are unimportant.* Cassie: *Ooooh, you like da tasty feesh, ahuh fer sure.* Little twerp, lmao.
Kano: Liu Kang? Kung Lao: Scum! You face Kung Lao! Kano: Whatever Next time they meet... Kung Lao: Kira? Kano: Kano, ya bloody prick. Kung Lao: Whatever
I got some more roasts right here: Reptile: "Your Mind Powers." Kenshi: "What of them?" Reptile: "Exactly." Kung Jin: "So what am I thinking?" Takeda: "You were thinking?" Kung Jin: "Funny. Real funny."
For some reason I really love it when Kenshi roasts someone. Quan Chi was probably my favorite one. QC: I pity you sightless one. K: And I you hairless rat. QC: Have spent time with mr. Cage I presume?
Mileena: "Step aside." Predator: "Not gonna happen, lady Baraka." Cassie Cage: "This is the part where you run." Jason Voorhees: "This is the part where I slay idiots like you."
Some dialogues are apparently tied to specific costumes or stages so it's perhaps not that surprising. Also, even players who like myself who don't have a true 'main' rarely play all characters with identical frequency...
Jacqui: I’m not afraid of you Kung Lao: How may I change your mind? Jacqui: Change your name to Liu Kang Me: OOOOOOOOHHH YOU WAS ALWAYS LIU KANG’S SIDE KICK!!
man MKX was such was such a badass game, the intro dialogues were so genuine and real, there's some good ones in the new one but most of them are just corny.
Shame Netherealm never used the 4th wall break interactions between scorpion and sub zero. Talking about how there's lag and that the other should quit the match 1st. Or how scorpion thinks sub zero should be nerfed
Takeda: I never considered you an enemy.
Kitana: I never considered YOU at all.
Takeda: Now that’s just hurtful...
🤣😂🤣😂
F
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Scorpion: "You are nothing but a thief."
Kung Jin: "At least I have a family."
Scorpion: "Do not provoke me."
Too far dude, too far....
Even with roasts there's a line to not cross.
@@geekymetalhead5112 If Scorpion said something about his sexual proclivities the SJWs would be triggered
@@francismanancis4186 oh there would be fucking mayhem
@@francismanancis4186
Liu Kang did. Where's your imaginary outrage???
😆
There's also a funny interaction featuring Jax and Reptile.
Jax: I'm locked and loaded.
Reptile: Only cowards use firearms.
Jax: But spitting on people's okay?
Spitting is natural. Using cybernetic enhancements and rockets isn't. Reptile >>>>>>> Jax
considered a klassik to me (despite not owning the game).
At least Jax has a point.
Hidhir Md Nasir yeah lol 😂
Reptile could argue back that spitting acid is an ability - not an accessory like guns.
''A showdown, as in your films?''
''Did you like them?''
''Blindness has its benefits''
Now that's a roast
😂😂
💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥
Whoooossshhhh
I don't get that's a whooooosh in any sense.
I guess he’s “Tosty!”.
Cassie Cage: "Cage match."
Johnny Cage: "You didn't just say that?"
Cassie Cage: "I am your daughter."
In-game dialogue by Kung Lao, after performing a combo on Kitana: "Liu Kang said you were easy."
💀💀💀
😳😳😳😳😳🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Is this real? Lol I'm bout to go to single match and find out. Kung Lao is my main(always)
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Excuse me while I hoist myself back from the brink of death
Geras will continue the tradition in MK11! 🤣
*GERAS:* Submit your tribe to Kronika.
*BARAKA:* Tarkatans do not submit, Geras!
*GERAS:* It is their entire history...
roasted his entire race, generation and ancestors
@@aysn2277 I know right?! 🤣😂
I can still see that evil smirk from when he says that
@@aysn2277 Sub-Zero : "Savagery is no match for skill" xD
Siminescu Teo says the assasin
Bo Rai Cho: Do NOT poke fun at my weight!
Johnny Cage: Well, stop eating everything!
Bo Rai Cho: Oh, sure, the fault is clearly mine!
Bo Rai Cho: Your Comments were very Hurtful.
Johnny Cage: ok look I'm sorry
Bo Rai Cho: you degrade both me and pregnant Whales.
Well... It is. I mean you made yourself overweight, Bo Rai Cho. Truth hurts doesn't it? 😂😂😂
@@ladiesmanincredibledjssj5155would it be funny if he said “okay chill”
Jaqui Briggs: “ I’m not afraid of you!”
Kung Lao: “How might I change your mind?”
Jaqui Briggs: “Change your name to Lui Kang.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Jack Mehoff I imagine Cassie saying the same thing! xD
Then Kung Lao fatalities the fuck out of her later.
I was like damnnn
Funny thing is, it makes sense, Jacqui actually out beats Kung Lao I'm gameplay wise, but Liu Kang Beats the both. Though Jacqui has a better chance.
My reaction. 🤣 www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DU9VBBn_K5cs&ved=0ahUKEwiQpZmsmZPgAhXKs1kKHXVCD28Qo7QBCB4wAA&usg=AOvVaw1l4DXs3mgeNHPuOkQBDAYu
"The Showdown? As in your films?"
"You like them? 😃"
"Blindness has its benifits.😎"
"...😢"
Elder Gods: *OOOOOOOOOH HAHAHAHAHAHAH*
Owie...
ICE FUCKING COLD😂
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!
Nothing beats Kenshi, he is the ultimate roast master of Mortal Kombat.
Sub Zero is also best at roasting
*Johnny cage*
Tanya called him weak
"Which century are you from?" Made me weak lmaoo
@@randomdude6376 cuz she have no respect
Shinnok: prove your worth
Reptile: you will remember my sting
Shinnok: I've already forgotten your name
When reptile says sting
Bumblebee: that’s my line
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
Liu Kang: Kotal Kahn?
Kotal Kahn: you will fail against Outworld's Best!
Liu Kang: Goro, Shang Tsung, or Shao Kahn?
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
in the comics which is linked to the games Kotal Khan cuts all of Goro's arms
@@agnesglebockaslc8581yeah. The scene was 🔥. I hope nrs stop making kotal a jobber.
Kotal Kahn: *Chuckles* i'm in Danger!
Tanya: Son of Kenshi!
Takeda: how could you tell?
Tanya: Same aura of weakness
That lesbian bitch needs an Katana on her head
Bursted out laughing on that one lol
@@RockyHellers or kitana?
2:34
Mileena: Repulsive one!
Johnny Cage: Sleeping with Baraka’s repulsive.
Mileena: Who told you that?
*this
She is sus
That's not a roast, that's a declaration of war
@@Neon-yj9xw It's still a roast to me. :)
@@DestructiveDave1900 that's more than just a roast, my guy
Man, Kung Lao got shit on soooooooo much in that game.
yeah he got the love alright xD
The "Liu Kang lite" remark by Cassie is the best of them all, lmao. Shame it's not in here.
Bayu Abhiyoga Naw that “Change your name to Liu Kang” remark by Jacqui may just have it beat
Reptile, Mileena, and Kung Lao forever got shat on by insults.
Can we get skme prayers for them? 😭
James Deaux IV Its even worse now in MK11
Cassie: *Triborg, huh? What are you, Swedish?*
Triborg: *My human origins are unimportant.*
Cassie: *Ooooh, you like da tasty feesh, ahuh fer sure.*
Little twerp, lmao.
Nah. She's just using Muppety humor on the cyborg hodgepodge, sounding like Janice spoofing Swedish Chef (who speaks "Mock Swedish").
Timestamp
3:09 not even sub zero can freeze that burn.
Psycho reference.
Kotal: you're merely a failed experiment.
Me: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH SHE WASN'T READY
(I know she's kitana's clone)
1:28
Should I whoosh this guy?
@@Shiv-xm4xm I know just the way kotal told Mileena was out of nowhere
@@lecharlie4847 do it
@@Shiv-xm4xm r/whoosh
They protecc
They attecc
But most importantly
*They roast each other bacc!*
haha very funny haha i can't breathe
Kitana and Takeda had some roasting moments
@Heart of Chaos I did that was sad
@@thegoat-ke5sl: Sad for you or her? *rim shot*
@Outlaw By Nature well she's still playable😂
“Change your name to Lui Kang”
Roastality!!!
Delta 1:49 best roast 😂
More like “Verbality.”
Kenshi: "A showdown? As in your fimls?"
Jonny: "Did you like 'em?"
Kenshi: "Blindness has it's benefits."
Ouch.
I don’t get it
@@seanbotti5385 Johnny Cage's movies are so bad, Kenshi is glad to be blind
Oh yeah
*#REKT*
"my favorite pupil"
"I bet you tell Kung Lao the same thing"
"With him I mean it"
_DAMN_
Johnny: Ermac!
Ermac: We will end you
Johnny: We? Is your mother joining us?
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@Đinh Ngọc Anh sorry, not a native speaker
Best Dialogue 😂😂
Reptile just gets shit on and doesn't say anything back lol
Nope, he just spits on you and melts the flesh from your bones.
D'Vorah: You will be brought to heal.
Reptile: I am no dog!
D'Vorah: A dog has more wit!
Me: OOOOOOOOOOO!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Emily Ann I have watched the same exchange for the past 10 minute and am still giggling in hysterics 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sonya: Ready old man?
Jax: Don’t break a hip grandma
Dang that’s just disrespect
Love Jason’s comebacks he’s straight up savage all the time. Stone cold killer😂
He doesn't even need to say a word and he roasts you
I didn’t even see his
@@kxikxi456 It was a joke...
@@KanjiG3 ik
Johnny Cage: Time for a test!
Kung Jin: Imma get myself an A++
Johnny Cage: Or be down on your A-SS🔥🔥🔥
Just an intro that you guys missed
It's : Gonna test you , Jin! not "Time for a test" and "Or be flat on your A-SS" not "Or be down"
Where was this??
@@kxikxi456 I don’t remember
I think the voice actors where in the same room and roasting each other
Kato I hope so
Johnny: Did you like them?
Kenshi: Blindness has its benefits.
The entire collective multiverse: *BUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNN*
Turn down for what?!
I never considered you an enemy
I never considered you at all.
My life story, i feel you takeda
Takeda: I never considered you an enemy.
Kitana: I never considered you at all.
Takeda :
Lui kang just called Kung Jin “🅱️ig gae” in a polite way
Until this day I always thought his proclivity means himself as a thief
How to trigger Kung Lao:
*Just call him Lui Kang*
How to trigger Kano:
Call him Kira
Bo'Rai Cho: "My favourite pupil!"
Kung Lao: "I bet you say the same thing to Liu Kang."
Bo'Rai Cho: "Yeah, he's better."
MarkGhost Productions If this was Liu Kang instead, he would be like, “With him, I mean it.”
Kenshi: “A showdown? As in your films?
Johnny: “Did you like them?”
Kenshi: “Blindness has its benefits”
Bruh I died 😂
Kotal Kahn: Horrid Creature
Mileena: I am outworlds Leader
Kotal Kahn: Your nearly a failed Experiment
"You're merely a failed experiment" damn mileena just got roasted hard
0:19
not sure if I can laugh at this one but daem it had me rolling 😂💔
Kenshi - "Friendless wanderer"
Erron Black - "At least I don't orders from a woman"
Kenshi - "Which century are you from?"
*__* XD
Takeda: I never considered you as an enemy
Kitana: I never considered you at all
Oof
Rolf Marte Takeda: Now that’s just hurtful
Takeda:i never consider you a enemy
Kitana:i never considered you at all
Takeda:now that just hurts
MKX intros > injustice intros
Kenshi: Reptile
Reptile: You will not read my thoughts
Kenshi: There is very little to read
Me: 😯
Kano: Liu Kang?
Kung Lao: Scum! You face Kung Lao!
Kano: Whatever
Next time they meet...
Kung Lao: Kira?
Kano: Kano, ya bloody prick.
Kung Lao: Whatever
Kenshi has roasts that can start a wildfire for real.
i like how reptile and kenshi poke fun at each others intelligence
"Each other"? It's very one-sided
Quan chi: “I pity you sightless one.” Kenshi: “ and I you hairless rat.” 😂😂
Kano was clearly hurt by Shinnok not acknowledging him 😂
Kenshi: like your films
Johnny: u liked em?
Kenshi: blindness has its benefits
LMFAOAOOAA
I got some more roasts right here:
Reptile: "Your Mind Powers."
Kenshi: "What of them?"
Reptile: "Exactly."
Kung Jin: "So what am I thinking?"
Takeda: "You were thinking?"
Kung Jin: "Funny. Real funny."
Kung Jin*
3:24 DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN BO RAI CHO
btw, it's sad that johny cage never fought revenant liu kang
For some reason I really love it when Kenshi roasts someone. Quan Chi was probably my favorite one.
QC: I pity you sightless one.
K: And I you hairless rat.
QC: Have spent time with mr. Cage I presume?
Kenshi: Mileena
Mileena: Do you see into my head?
Kenshi: I will once I cut it off
Scorpion: "My *sting* is sharper than yours"
I see what you did there 😏👉🏾
The best has to be Jax to Erron where he says:
J: "The Outworld cowboy."
EB: "You stepped in it now."
J: "I'll wipe it on your face!"
Lmao never heard the Kano and Shinnok stalker one haha
Jax:What are you doing?
Sonya Blade:Ready Old Man?
Jax:Dont break your hip,Grandma
Tekeda: I never considered you as an enemy.
Kitana: I never considered you at all.
Takeda: *sniff sniff, tear falls*
Mileena: "Step aside."
Predator: "Not gonna happen, lady Baraka."
Cassie Cage: "This is the part where you run."
Jason Voorhees: "This is the part where I slay idiots like you."
"Change your name to Liu Kang."
That floored me so hard. Aloe Vera is required.
Here's a Roasted Intro.
Reptile: "Your outfit pleased me"
Jade: "Nothing about you is pleasing"
Reptile: "But being green is not easy"
I havent gotten over how Kung Lao was so triggered when Kano said "Liu Kang?"
3:00 kenshi said attitude adjustment if you know who John Cena is your get it
Ik him but still what does it mean.
@@hanzohasashi844 he a wrestling star and his finsher move is call attitude adjustment
@@hieiisgod3393 now I get it.
Haha... kill me
Josh King oooooooooohhhhhhh
1:14 chill Kitana
Jacqui: Change your name to Liu Kang
Also Kung lao: Change your name to Cassie Cage
Scorpion and subzero roasting each other is the best. Bff goals
Damn, Kenshi has some of the best roasts
Quan Chi: I pity you, sightless one.
Kenshi: And I you, hairless rat.
Quan Chi: Spend time with Mister Cage recently.
0:13 the ninteenth one
Tanya:Kano's domestic
Tremor:Milenna's concubine
Yield
Edit: Thanks for the likes!
this is not a youtube Channel yeah
Oh Yeah, yeah
Bro I see you eerywhere same account pic just different names..
@@only2genders418 same
The Fuck
Kenshi needs to calm the hell down. Didn't realize blindness makes you spit fire
3:09 That's Deserve to be in"Yo Mama" Jokes🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol Ermac Doesn't even know his Mom.🤣🤣🤣🤣
*their
@@codemcfrosty7649 Their?
Ermac only have 1 mom
Also is playable on MK11. BUT only on Shang Tsung Soul Powers
@@ElHadjBrahim ...oh
Johnny cage:hey mac.
Ermac:We will end you‼️
Johnny cage:We? Is your mother joining us?😂😂😂😂
0:00 This game came out in 2015 and I've never heard this intro until now
There are so many dialogues we dont even know they exist
Because people love to skip the intros online
Some dialogues are apparently tied to specific costumes or stages so it's perhaps not that surprising. Also, even players who like myself who don't have a true 'main' rarely play all characters with identical frequency...
3:25
That burn made even Scorpion sweat.
Kitana:i never considered you at all😂😂🤣
Jacqui: I’m not afraid of you
Kung Lao: How may I change your mind?
Jacqui: Change your name to Liu Kang
Me: OOOOOOOOHHH YOU WAS ALWAYS LIU KANG’S SIDE KICK!!
You never could except me!!
Cause you have your face slammed against another man's stomach!
I love the way how you gave references to them roasts, thanks!
I swear kenshi can comeback everything he’s so funny
When you stink and scorpion is near you....
Scorpion:STAY OVER THERE
“I am aware that you are gay” -Liu Kang, 2015
Don’t break a hip Grandma
Mateo McLovin I played through the mortal kombat x story and I never released that Kung Jin was gay since when was he gay 😂😂😂
BAALOOONNNEEE
Evan Richardson since the game came out
Jonathan Vasquez HEEEEEEEEE
That felt more like friend banter than a roast lol
1:12 hahahaha😂😂😂
Kenshi and Cassie Cage should have a roast battle.
Twitter User: how about Hara-Kiri
EB: That sounds kool
Jax:What are you doing...
Sonya:Lets go old man...
Jax:Dont break a hip grandma...
Jacqui roasting Kung Lao is underrated 😂
Reptile is the 'MK11 Kung Lao' of this game...
Dude literally gets buried by everyone
3:03 is the Best im dyin rn 😂😂😂😂
"I pity you sightless one"
"And i you hairless rat"
"Spent time with mr cage recently?"
man MKX was such was such a badass game, the intro dialogues were so genuine and real, there's some good ones in the new one but most of them are just corny.
I love the little pictures you add,just to emphasize a roast XD
Reptile deserves so much better! Hopefully in Mk11 he will have more a role in the story. 🦎💚😍
WHO DECIDED THAT?
He's not in mk11 lol
Shame Netherealm never used the 4th wall break interactions between scorpion and sub zero. Talking about how there's lag and that the other should quit the match 1st. Or how scorpion thinks sub zero should be nerfed
"Ed loves me best."
"I got a spin-off game."
"So did Jax."
@@abohsukampret " Do you sell icecrem?
"No, only death."
"I WANT AN ICE CREAM"
Argus Flotilla
“Everyone skips these anyways.”
“I love you.”
“I know...”
Deadpool should be a guest character in mk11 😂😂😂
"I liked you with a beard"
"I liked you in mythologies"
"I like being alive"
“At least I don’t take orders from a woman”
“What century are you from?”
WIG
“Kanos domestic”
“Mileenas concubine”
Fuck 😂😂