From what I've learned from my time as a dishwasher in a few kitchens is that there's alot of shit that goes on that the customer has no idea about, such as flies that the cooks don't care about because "the heat is going to kill everything anyway" and that's from a pretty expensive one at a golf course, never judge by a fancy building it's all about the staff...
Did you know that Hitman 2 got a reference to you? In a cinematic it has a marker on your town and displays "Cooking with the Scheff". I guess Kock was a little much for them.
You should really do another cooking with the kock! I never stop going back to watch those, I would love a recipe for blood pudding or maybe some oven pancakes since you never stop talking about those.
"Broth" is the water from cooking meat by boiling. Its basically soup, but without the chunks. "Stock" is the water from boiling bones (and some meat) for a long time. Has lots of collagen, and is very tasty and nutritious.
6:00 I almost spit my food out.... What even are those physics? xD It's like the game decided to do the most over the to thing it possibly could, just to bitch-slap Robert lol
You know when you're in a quality restaurant, when you're sitting at a table and hear a faint scream coming out of the kitchen with the waiter telling you your order might be coming a bit later.
Robbaz please bring back cooking with the kock, this video, it brings tears to my eyes, you can have all my american gold for your swedish bank just show us how to make more of your strangely delicious swedish food
It's a sad thing that your socks cleaned the floor, because that trout was really obviously searching for that mustard. All those expeditions to the floor, just trying to find that sweet mustard.
For a second I thought that the developers wouldn't think someone would put the fire extinguisher in the oven or light the propane on fire. Then Robbaz did just that.
This looked more like one of Pink Guy's old culinary rap videos than CWTK. I half expected Robert to retreat to his bathtub with a ukelele and soy sauce all over his face.
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Had a shitty monday? Dont worry i can cook some shit up for you. Hitman up tomorrow. Keep a eyeball out.
Made my Monday!
About time, Robert.
-From Korea
Ah! That's a pun! That's definitely a foreshadowing pun!
Robbaz will you play the new Call of Cthulhu-huluullululu?
Fallout?
It honestly looks like there'd be less effort in actually making the dish
yeah really
Cooking with the kock might be slacking compared to this.
@@Robbaz please bring CWTK back!!! No more slacking.
Any projects from the kock coming up?
From what I've learned from my time as a dishwasher in a few kitchens is that there's alot of shit that goes on that the customer has no idea about, such as flies that the cooks don't care about because "the heat is going to kill everything anyway" and that's from a pretty expensive one at a golf course, never judge by a fancy building it's all about the staff...
We need more of this, Robert.
seriously ^^^
Yes, please. I'm dying! (Nice comma before "Robert", btw, a true gentleman there)
How did the floor fish get 5 stars lol
Maybe floor mustard goes really well with fish
its fish so its shit anyway lol
I loved it when the fish went ballistic, fucking lost it 🤣
Floor spice makes everything nice
It tenderise the fish, it's very common in restaurants and in BDSM
It took us three days to make that potato salad.
THREE DAYS!
And it only fell on the floor 4 times :D
That means we can charge more for it!
3 explosions
and a loss of 7 clients@@HORRIOR1
Is this CWTK but in the year 2050?
The Cheshire Cat what is CWTK?
@@sniperammow4865 cooking with the kock, a series robbaz hasn't touched for a while now
The Cheshire Cat I miss it.
@@melkor3496 Me too I really hope he brings it back.
Of course c means something different in
Stock tends to made with more bone, while broth is made with more meat
Interesting, didn't know this!
Also, stock is a meal base, while a broth can be a finished meal - a thin, translucent soup, though these rules are not hard and fast.
Vegetable stock has more vegetable meat than vegetable bones. Got it!
I'll tell you what else i have that's hard and fast.
Don't worry baby. I've got some bone for your meat.
Did you know that Hitman 2 got a reference to you? In a cinematic it has a marker on your town and displays "Cooking with the Scheff". I guess Kock was a little much for them.
Which one?
FrogTheSpy I would also like to see this
“How you managed to set fire to half the kitchen and trashing the other half while only serving 2 meals is beyond me” - Gordon Ramsay, probably
I missed you Kock Ropert// my apologies
Cock*
Doc*
*sister
@@bep935 KHAAAAAANNNN!!!!
@@malnutritionboy Wrong reference my man.
As a professional chef you have no idea how much joy this bring me
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TROOT, ROBERT!
This would be good as a vr game.
3:02 I did that kind of wheezing laugh where air just flies out of my windpipe
You laugh saying "this is a really clean kitchen" but oh my god look at that shiny hardwood floor I would absolutely eat from that.
I'm watching it for the 3rd time and can't stop laughing, it explains a lot why you're a King Robert!
Now this, this is how a REAL culinary cooks only the best food. Your fridge is stuck FRIKEN BROW THE DOOR OFFF!!!
Imagine going to a restaurant and hearing from the kitchen, "No daddy! Don't boil us!"
"You fucking potatoes! Get in the pot!"
hey robert, can you pretend you are a horse real quick for me?
Robert: "3:02"
Thanks rob
darkquail2003 its 2:30 in the morning I’m laying in bed crying of laughter
"This is so relaxing". (proceeds to burn down kitchen).
Make a series, cook all the things.
Seriously, this might be the only cooking show worth watching.
I love how the background music is the same as CWTK, very fitting
I'd eat at the place Robbaz works at just so I could hear the screaming and maniacal laughter coming from the kitchen.
I would honestly love you as a commentator on TV or something! Your witty jokes here and there are all golden!
I miss cooking with the Kock videos so much...
Gordon Ramsay is getting nervous
DP-28 gotcha bitch
Fuck. My prey hunted me down. **commits suicided**
OH MY GOD I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks Robert, please make more Cooking Simulator videos!
“That’s good I can eat my socks later” came out really easily Robert. This is just Robbaz simulator 2018
3:01, the sound my horse in RD2 makes when I accidentally parked him on the railroad tracks😂
Oh holy hell, I haven't laughed that hard in a while! 11/10 video, Rob!
2:09 this is me when Robbaz uploads but with a substance other than mustard
"My trout tastes like mustard and feet. Five stars!"
Hahaha, this was hilarious!! I especially lost it when the pot flung out everything.
3:15 to 3:24 - "Everything was going so damn well, until the potato decided to blitzkrieg the floor" - Robbaz 2018 #LOL #LMFAO
been watching robbaz for 6 years now and never gets old ;)
Free replay buttons: 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02
NEEEEEIIIIII
Thank you based horse impression robert
We found Gollum.
😂😂😂😂
New ringtone
My eyes rolled so hard at 4:53 when he said "bake the troot." so beautiful.
Robbaz uploading is divine.
I cream my pants every time.
Amalgam another person KIA in No nut November, we will remember you.
@@sniperammow4865 Please, brothers and sisters, go on without me. Let my sacrifice go down in history.
Watch his streams. He does it 3 times a week
@@ohlookadragon I follow him on Twitch! 5 times a week my pants get blitzed.
@@amalgam5483 I see why your profile name is "Amalgam" (duh)
JA !!! KARTOFFELSALAT !!!
Next: Swedish meatballs
Got really excited for a second thinking this was a new episode of CWTK but I was surprised by how good this was.
Masterkoch with Robbaz. Next episode: How to flambe the walls.
You should really do another cooking with the kock! I never stop going back to watch those, I would love a recipe for blood pudding or maybe some oven pancakes since you never stop talking about those.
WHERE IS COOKING WITH THE KOCK VIDEOS ROBBAZ?
This game is 2 real for me, things falling on the ground and going on the plate, just like i do it
30 second rule
This is one of the funniest robbaz videos of all time
I think the floor really emphasized the taste of the trout.
“This is a clean kitchen”
*starts giggling*
"Broth" is the water from cooking meat by boiling. Its basically soup, but without the chunks.
"Stock" is the water from boiling bones (and some meat) for a long time. Has lots of collagen, and is very tasty and nutritious.
6:00 I almost spit my food out.... What even are those physics? xD It's like the game decided to do the most over the to thing it possibly could, just to bitch-slap Robert lol
Clearly the right career path
3:02 saddest anime deaths
Can't wait for Cooking with the Kock this year-end!
You know when you're in a quality restaurant, when you're sitting at a table and hear a faint scream coming out of the kitchen with the waiter telling you your order might be coming a bit later.
Robbaz: "I'm a professional Chef."
[citation needed]
The hash slinging slacker always slacking
Laughed like I haven't in a long time haha thank you Robbaz!
"im not crying because of onions im crying i have no friends"
Robbaz please bring back cooking with the kock, this video, it brings tears to my eyes, you can have all my american gold for your swedish bank just show us how to make more of your strangely delicious swedish food
Slacker stopped slacking
"At least we fixed this"
Omg that was hilarious. Only robert could burn down the kitchen. Priceless x
"What do you mean, we don't have any more stock? All you cooked was a trout and potato salad!"
Robbaz: “A German potato salad - what could go wrong?”
Me: “oh fuck down the rabbit hole again”
Ja das ist gut!
ja das ist gut you forgot the t
@@jpp2884 Scheiße i shall change it now
ihr willkommen mein freund
Fixing the fridge is all that really matters in the end. Without fridge there is no life.
thank you for drawing attention to the struggles of professional cooks with cerebral palsy.
This video makes me miss "Cooking With The Kock", we need more.
Actual footage recovered from a McWalrus establishment (2019)
Didn't add salt into the water with the potatoes?! I thought robbaz was a chef
This takes Cooking with the Koch to another level
"what's the worst that can happen?"
BOOM
'Don't taunt Murphy,it never ends well'
When the kitchen caught fire and it slowly started spreading.....I can't stop laughing about it.
God damn it, Robbaz. I had to stop watching this at my work desk because I was laughing too damn hard.
6:47 this genuinely scared me... I thought that wouldn't happen.
One of my favorite things in video games is when things glitch out and get sent across the room
"Let's bake the trüt"
Ah, this brings back fond memories, like Surgeon Simulator.
Man I always laugh really hard while watching your videos
Good to see Robbaz doing more IRL content. Some brainlets will think this is a game, when clearly this is gopro footage of Robbaz at work.
You had me thinking this was actually Cooking With the Kock. For shame.
Now this is the quality content I expect from Robbaz
LOL damn it Robert, my organs hurt from laugher.. I'm gonna die xD
And here I was hoping for a cooking with the kock video
I can't stop laughing when he mess up 😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😆😀😅😁😃😆😃😆😭
This feels like it’s more than a cooking simulator
Its almost Christmas time so i am going to watch Cooking with the Kock Pumpkin pie episode so that i can try it at home.
Play more of this, this was great.
It's a sad thing that your socks cleaned the floor, because that trout was really obviously searching for that mustard. All those expeditions to the floor, just trying to find that sweet mustard.
I can't think of a more Viking way to end that video than by burning the kitchen to the ground!
Too good, laughed too much! More Robert please!
Regular Series out of this! Followed by a special episode of Cooking With The Kock!
Just the pandemonium one would expect from the Swedish Chef.
For a second I thought that the developers wouldn't think someone would put the fire extinguisher in the oven or light the propane on fire. Then Robbaz did just that.
Silly Robert, you forgot the crow-founding campaign for this potato salad
"Fish without lemon is like socks without mustard, it's esensual"
-Robbaz 2018
This looked more like one of Pink Guy's old culinary rap videos than CWTK. I half expected Robert to retreat to his bathtub with a ukelele and soy sauce all over his face.
@Robbaz you called the trout troot so I instantly had in my head "You want the trout? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TROUT!"
I swear to God no other RUclipsr can make me die laughing within the first minute