*Wardens shots multiple times by an armed inmate* *Warden gets his hand blown off* *Inmate is arrested* *Judge calls warden "Drama Queen"because... reasons, while warden's friend is in hospital in eternal pain* *Judge says it was an "accident"* *Judge lets the inmate leave as if fucking nothing had happened* *WELCOME TO AMERICA BABY*
The court system is actually like that, too. That's why people who are victims of burglaries should just grab the nearest gun and blow the robber's head off. A bit messy, sure, but the coroner will get paid for cleaning your kitchen up after taking a couple of pictures, and in states like Texas or Kentucky, you'd most likely get off scott-free.
Its pretty fun for a day or two. But it gets pretty repetitive. There is a mobile version though (which is 2d, but better imo) which I'd recommend more. It is way newer, was released a few years ago if I remember correctly. The original hard time was solo developed mdickie (check out his website). I think he coded his own engine and also uses that for pretty much all games. They were all made like 10 years ago, so you might have some trouble running it on your pc.
When I saw the notification for a Hard Time video I was very happy until I noticed it was a Hard Time video from Robbaz which made me just absolutely ecstatic. Godbless
The way you fuck up some of the English words you try to say/read is hilarious in the best possible way. It's seriously endearing and one of the main reasons I love your videos. Please never stop doing that! XD
"Dreams are speldom shattered, By a bullet in the dark, Rulers come and rulers go Will our kingdom fall apart?" Sabaton-Long Live the King. And this came up when i got the notification that u uploaded a vid. Quite fitting i believe
Warden: Dude puts several clips into 3 officers with a pistol and blew off one of their hands! Judge: You are just being a drama queen. Their life was never in danger.
If you require intelligence to cook, does that mean watching Cooking with the Kook makes you smarter? Robbaz-sensei, my mind, along with my stomach needs to be filled.
Damn Robert. This was over the top dude........gotta play more. And lets hope Warden McMahon makes a return because listening to Robert pronounce his name is freaking hilarious......the King of RUclips .....the accent is ball brackingly funny
Can Thicc rip his way through the prison system?
Follow on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/robbaz
Robbaz Will you be a Dictator one day?
Play black and white you promised
Robbaz where are the videos robert
Robbaz maybe
Robbaz Any cooking with the Kock coming soon?
"did you just assume my ethics?" *gets swept off the bed by a dude with a broom*
Suck
*SUCC*
11:20
*Wardens shots multiple times by an armed inmate*
*Warden gets his hand blown off*
*Inmate is arrested*
*Judge calls warden "Drama Queen"because... reasons, while warden's friend is in hospital in eternal pain*
*Judge says it was an "accident"*
*Judge lets the inmate leave as if fucking nothing had happened*
*WELCOME TO AMERICA BABY*
America? You mean the place with the most prisoners in the world? Where people get insane jail time for small stuff? ah, ok
The court system is actually like that, too. That's why people who are victims of burglaries should just grab the nearest gun and blow the robber's head off. A bit messy, sure, but the coroner will get paid for cleaning your kitchen up after taking a couple of pictures, and in states like Texas or Kentucky, you'd most likely get off scott-free.
Justice was served.
sandor szabados yes sir
I dearly miss this channel's content
The story of how Thicc Ripper went from being a prositute to a hardened criminal.
I like how he never pronounced McMahon the same way twice lol
Wadda ya mean, ROBERTS ENGLISH IS PERFECT
That's Warden McHey-way-who to you
o yis, te MUSKLEEESSS
I understood that reference.
yis, wes side
I'm getting stronker
Nothing can beat the BULK.
*gettink
No prison can contain his THICCNESS
Life couldn't, his thiccness transcended the mortal plane
It's 2020. I needed this laugh. Bless you Robert.
Love hardtime!! play more!!
he has a 4 hour stream of it lol its really good. just look it up here on youtube
Zir_ Carl Is hard time a pretty worthwhile game?
Its pretty fun for a day or two. But it gets pretty repetitive. There is a mobile version though (which is 2d, but better imo) which I'd recommend more. It is way newer, was released a few years ago if I remember correctly.
The original hard time was solo developed mdickie (check out his website). I think he coded his own engine and also uses that for pretty much all games. They were all made like 10 years ago, so you might have some trouble running it on your pc.
When I saw the notification for a Hard Time video I was very happy until I noticed it was a Hard Time video from Robbaz which made me just absolutely ecstatic. Godbless
Chef Vortivask is an innocent man
Chef Vortivask is the perfect human being
Declan Nichols You are a man of refine taste
MoistCynical and Robbaz are my heros
W E S T S I D E - Bulk Bogan
Bulk & Liquid Bogan at it again
This video is a gem that I occasionally return to 😂
i was confused, thinking this was a reposted video, then i remembered this was one of the streams i was able to watch. Glorious.
12:32 "where do we get happy, how do we get happy" that line pretty much sums up 2022 so far.
The american prison system is actually a secret operation to increase global thiccness.
12:19 i love how you were actually able to beat that guard down with a ball.
Give Robert any game and he will never not make it boring
乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚 匚
HeavenHammer
You shut your mouth with text?
HeavenHammer it says
"extra thicc"
I know what it says.
乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 も中ん乇レ乇ララ やエここム
Euphoric Visigoth
How you do that
Tell me your secrets!!
i discovered robbaz because of uberhaxornove. he mention that robbaz is one of the few people he watches
Space Walrus i will
06:10 "Yulshliperly sh-shliplr shlope, N-017!"
4:00 "Welcome to cooking with the glock"
"Im gonna rip everything apart! Your hands! Your life! Its mine!" MY SIDES
The anal brothers...The memories....The madness.
Darth Malgus rip accepted and denied
The T H I C C N E S S!
I died when the judge let you get away with shooting at the officers 😂😂😂
The way you fuck up some of the English words you try to say/read is hilarious in the best possible way. It's seriously endearing and one of the main reasons I love your videos. Please never stop doing that! XD
In the End, It was Thicc, who was ripped.
Indeed it was. Indeed it was.
N-017 is Lion upside down
"Warden McMahon was never in any serious danger." Hahahaha xD Love this game and your playthrough! 100/100
Baahahahaaa... that guard was wearing you like a fluffy bunny slipper 🤣🤣👍🏻
"I would never hit a hard working afro-american" -Robbaz 2017
This is a game I really want to see you play more of.....and absolutely never play myself.
I am very disappointed by the severe lack of *"MOOSCLES"* comments. Hail Bulk Bogan.
Ooh the sleeping times sleep so many dream
@15:46 far right in the audience is actually Hulk Hogan xD
yes.
Robbaz, you've been a very naughty boy.
Are you by any chance Italian? Your name has me wondering.
No, however the name is a combination of two words, which I guess do look like they are Italian. Thanks for your curiosity.
To be exact they are both Italian male names (I'm italian so I know for sure lol) have a good day man.
This is how prisons looks like in Sweden. Vacation, Playstation and luxury my ass! Robert can confirm
Oh yeah? Well in Denmark we don't have any prisons being danish is hell enough with our damn language
Yeah they let rapists off with a slap on the wrist. Especially if they're brown.
Hey guys, look! An idiotic white supremacist! Point and laugh!
Hey guys, look! An idiotic communist! Point and laugh!
Commiemism BASH THE FASH
This is one of my favourite episodes
Just when I was slacking and bored I got a notification of this. Praise the kock!
"Shoots three wardens multiple times" YOU'RE BEING A DRAMA QUEEN
"Dreams are speldom shattered,
By a bullet in the dark,
Rulers come and rulers go
Will our kingdom fall apart?"
Sabaton-Long Live the King. And this came up when i got the notification that u uploaded a vid. Quite fitting i believe
*walks in room*
*police shoots another police guy for no reason*
*answer phone call*
*prison exploded*
This is pure kino
"are they going to jihad the prison" love you robert hahah
Return to us Robert grillz
I love how "Warden McMahon" turns into "morty mckheywayhoo" 16:19
Warden: Dude puts several clips into 3 officers with a pistol and blew off one of their hands!
Judge: You are just being a drama queen. Their life was never in danger.
UHHHH PUMP SE MUSKLES
Semi Im gRoWiNg StroOoOnker, Uuuuuh
Shortly after Ripper dies the prison held a wrestling match in his honor
"You can't judge me" Robbaz said to the judge
"You're being a drama queen" after getting your hand blown off and shot multiple times lmao
Robbaz watches Joel?
This universe is truly a good one to inhabit.
Well, who would have thought that Robbaz was capable of getting away with murder whilst an officer witnesses it first hand. Everybody that's who!
T H i C C ripper is a understatment
If you require intelligence to cook, does that mean watching Cooking with the Kook makes you smarter?
Robbaz-sensei, my mind, along with my stomach needs to be filled.
"So head over there and make yourself at home..."
***T H I C C-ness CHOKEHOLD!!!***
Robbaz, you got the reason why you went to prison wrong
It wasn't for prostitution, it was for slacking!
Everyone knows slacking is illegal in Sweden!
When Robert mentions the other 2 of you're top 3 RUclipsrs
THE VIDEOS ROBERT! THEY ARE HERE!
That last judge was the real OG
Thicc ripper looks like Big smoke
I hope your name is ironic.
PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOO
The Nyancat 27 OOOOOOOOHHHHHH
I want a number 9.....
Skelecunt -
I don’t get it
The fact that he credited Nova/James at the beginning
We have the technology we can rebuild him better than ever part 2 please
I just realized this entire time that Robbaz and Uberhaxornova are both obsessed with gingers.
They should collab.
I demand a match at the next Vinewrestle between T H I C C Ripper accompanied by Robbaz vs Bulk Bogan and Joel! Four men enter, we all win!
Please play this more robbaz this was hilarious
I think Robert was alil to comphy in that prison. his evil laugh is contagious tho
you are literlly the funniest youtuber ive met all day
“Damn I wish I was intelligent enough to use this computer”
"...19 PM?"
Haha, silly Swede.
A Dane would never accidentally say something like that.
I like how they have different-colored jumpsuits depending on the cellblock. It's like Hogwarts. And Robbaz is in HUFFLEPUFF
It's actually quite remarkable how little my sense of humour has changed over 10 years
Oh boy, brings me back to The You Testament with Chip Cheezum.
Damn Robert. This was over the top dude........gotta play more. And lets hope Warden McMahon makes a return because listening to Robert pronounce his name is freaking hilarious......the King of RUclips .....the accent is ball brackingly funny
I genuinely said "NOOOOOOOOO T H I C C RIPPER!!!"
He was so happy when he started shooting the cops LOL
this is all i've ever wanted
I really appreciate how Robert let us pick and actually uploaded. So good my dude
"bork bork bork" for when you're tossing the salad ;)
This is the best game i've ever seen
"I've always wanted to play this game ever since watching Joel and Uberhaxornova play this"
But Robert, what about the god himself, Cr1tikal?
when your favorite youtuber knows your other favorite youtuber =3
Thicc Ripper's adventures
the ultimate power in the universe
rip ripper you will be remembered for thousands of years
Robert to judge: "you can't judge me!"
This video was dank as fuck. You need to come back and AVENGE THICC RIPPER!
I'm glad Robert. As a fellow Robert, I am glad you watch the same folks I do. :D You're like my weird European lost brother.
Next episode. Prison takeover:
I like how all the fighting involves wrestling moves lol
Robbaz when you got killed ALL the prisoners in that area tried to kill that guy who killed you xD
You had quite some reputation man
Best Live Stream to date Robbert.
We got bulk bogan and THICC ripper, dream team.
It's been 2 years dude, you need to do MORE HARD TIME
the full playthrough was so glo-ri-ous!
My mooscles are growing stronkeeer
You're on a *SHLIPPERY SHLOPE* >:(
'Circumst - circumschhh - circyum...statious.' XD
I don't even like this game, I just watch your video because I love your accent.
We need more hardtime
Don't drop the soap, Robbaz.
The style and animations are just like a wrestling game I played on my iPad.